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Waifu claiming thread. Back from the dead edition The rules

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Waifu claiming thread.
Back from the dead edition

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

Akiko claimed
Catalog a shit
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first for cool things that go chop chop soi soi soi soi
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So what mangas are yall reading?

I am trying to finish up sailor moon
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hell yeah, green platoon is pretty tough though, you do some cool shit though
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yakui claimed as my pill popping waifu
Claiming from previous thread.
Haruhi claimed.

You're not wrong Anon, that's why I'm involved in the business. I know where all my shit comes from and who gets it.
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None tbh
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I'm just saying, there's still a risk when you're fucking with hard drugs no matter how responsible you think you are.

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the last one i read was the lucky star one lol, in 2007 or something like that
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Milinda claim
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Meme Queen is best faunus.
Time travelling alien chick that's stronger and prettier than Goku claimed
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Claiming this beautiful wonder of the universe.
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Good to see y'all didn't die while I was asleep
How is everyone doing?
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Oh, I've smoked pot once and I couldn't enjoy it because I was super paranoid

It's going good, just drank me three cups of water. You?

>Hamakaze claimed
Okay, so to compliment Canaan's post and to refute the whole "responsibility" thing, you can enjoy certain drugs responsibly, however it is a very very short list.

There is no such thing as responsibility when it comes to meth and heroin and the like.
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pretty okay akiko anon, how was your sleep??
Boku Girl. I'm like 30 chapters behind though.
What's good, anon?
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Well fuck
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Claimin before I hit the showers
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Last one I finished was Monster Musume
Right now I'm trying to finish Noragami
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risks can and are minimized

every thing in life is full of deadly risks
these risks just end up getting you high
Good. Just hope I didn't fuck thread up
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Don't slip, and if you do dont try to grab the water like my dumbass self did once..
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alright, im gonna go to bed, good night! i hope everyone has a great rest of the night/day
good night tsuzu, i hope i'll see you tomorrow!!! sleep tight and well
Waiting for chapters 41 and 42 of Monmusu to get translated, the scanning team are a bunch of lazy retards though. Also waiting for Miura to stop FUCKING PLAYING IDOL MASTER ALL DAY AND DO HIS FUCKING JOB AND FINISH BERSERK SOMETIME BEFORE I DIE, LET ALONE HIS OLD ASS
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Does money count as 2D?
oh i got a question. if you had deployed would be in the chopper while it was transporting people or something would you only have an m9?
Need internet that isnt my mobile, but reading GATE.

Rory-sama claimed
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Welcome to my thread guys

I think I died and was reborn, I feel so rested now. Only thing is now I have circles under my eyes that can compete with Tomoko

Thread was already fucked up, you can't help that
you homos need to stop stealing waifus, you rob us straight people of our potential waifu pool
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I'll be joining you shortly.
This time I'll make sure you sleep well...

I'm used to this anyways.. it's perfectly safe.

Hello Hamakaze!
ummm, flight crewmembers get m9's, but the maintainers get m-4's
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Same! I'm doing pretty good, how about you?
Nice trips! Who is she?
>three cups of water
Woah don't get too crazy on me now! lol
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Ruby fag reporting back in
oh!!! well ill see you soon then....i look forward to it~
Excuse you fuckface but I've been posting Miia for close to a year, so uh, no.
So what have you guys been watching or reading recently? I've been watching Erased and rewatching Shirobako.
tomo-chan and i was reading teppu but i havent looked at it in a while. I'm waiting to find an anime i like. I was watching gate and konosub and grimgar.
oh neat. does the helicopter have bail out equipment like planes do?
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We need some love for the MH-6/AH-6 Little Bird too.
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im rewatching ghost stories
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>pill popping waifu
>shinoa has pills
Time to pop a molly then sweat

Booty you say?

Oh. Well shit

Nothing sadly. A&P is keeping me away from anime
Exactly. I don't care if you're smoking weed or whatever, that shit's fine. MDMA, Meth, Heroin, and pretty much every other hard drug you can get from a dealer on the streets is just not fucking worth throwing your life away for.
And yet it's so not worth it in the end once that high is gone and you're back to the reality that seems so much more shit in comparison.
>just one year
It's been out since 2012 Bazza you're a little late

You need to hop directly onto the waifu train, like me
mmmmm, naw, you go down with far as safety stuff goes, it only has jettisonable doors, and you can cut the cargo load on the hooks...
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Sleepy well, sweety.
>Sleepy well, sweety.
Okay I'm officiall too tired now..
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Get on my level.
Re-read Evangelion, reading My Hero Acadamia

Watching: Space Patrol Luluco and My Hero Acadamia. PLUS ULTRA
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>Time to pop a molly then sweat
lets do drugs ironically together
>you're back to the reality that seems so much more shit in comparison.
i think your basing your entire perception of drug use on run down cliches and media portrayal

not everyone is trying to escape reality
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I like to live on th edge~

How you doin friend?
Nef is that you? If it is, go back in your ball and chain aussie shithole and fuck right off please, I'm trying to get away from you faggots over in the fur threads, don't need you retards following me.

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it's my favorite helicopter, i posted a bunch of pictures of them in the last thread. its the most operator heli. there is a really cool video of the view of an apache pilot watching and commenting on a soar pilot doing a crazy full speed airbrake coming to rest hovering directly over a target building and dropping operators.

nah i mean't like if you survived the crash but you are in the middle of fucking nowhere and you have to do some SERE shit.
Oh who am I fucking kidding, I'm gonna die of a heart attack from all of the coffee and energy drinks I consume on a daily basis.

Probably won't make it to 30 at this rate.
I just started the first ep. of koihime Musou
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>I'm trying to get away from you faggots over in the fur threads
i think your problem is entering a fur thread in the first place
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youre all good, the human body is resilient
youll atleast make it to 40
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Dont hurt yourself, I heard that water stuff can be dangerous in excess
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waifu printed acid sheets are what i live for
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Eh, it's where I started nameposting and avataring bout 3 years ago. Made a couple good friends there, but the atmosphere is starting to wear on me, mainly due to the fact that there are more porn posters now than ever and the shit is driving me up a wall.
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I just had the most satisfying nap of my life
But the call of the waifu is too stronk so I'm back
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i just cant accpet furrys
its the one fetish i cant live with
as a person with a blood gore and necro fetish i cannot tolerate furrys
hello again lovelies
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Wow that's pretty tight shit you got there

>posts Miia
>complains about porn posters
something seems off here but I get what you mean. Shit, 3 years? I need to get on your level
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>as a person with a [...] I cannot tolerate furries

I actually quit drinking caffeine because of this, now i'm scared to even drink it because it makes me freak out haredcore
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Yo that'll be some crazy shit

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Basically a zombie now.
It's a good thing you could work things out with Yuu..
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Oh fuck I love naps, get the timing right so you get enough rest but not too much so you don't wake up tired its amazing. And I feel you with the call of waifu
>Not heiling to the Meme Dream?
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I approve this message

Welcome back lurking loli
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I think that's brazil karen akibro, I'm lebo karen
I was claiming muffet but I realized there isn't enough art of her to fill a folder
will claim celeste instead
I'm really glad you woke up from that sleep though
>canned peaches
how's everyone?
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look i keep my fetish within closed doors with consenting individuals
furrys have conventions, wear costumes in public, wear them for halloween, and do shit like try to talk to your 6 year old niece when you know damn well they have a full blown erection under that damn suit
i cant respect furries
>Wow that's pretty tight shit you got there
thanks man i try
Oh I have ludicrous amounts of Miia lewds, but I mean, we're not supposed to post overly lewd stuff here right? I've only been in a handful of these threads before so I'm trying to not immediately break things. And eh, I've known posters who've been avataring since like '10, it's kinda insane.
That sounds really based actually do you have sauce on that by any chance?
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Yeah, I hear it can drown you or something...

Yeah I'm also glad and I'm kinda fading from reality because I'm tired (even though I slept all afternoon)
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That's uh, that's looking into it very shallowly, but alright. Just gonna say those are all stereotypes, and about 90% of furs don't suit or go to cons.
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it was posted on /k/ a while ago its on live leak i tried looking for it but i can't find it. ill look again.
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unfortunatley when the minority of a group is the most easily recognized and public demographic the summation of the group is judged accordingly
fuck im high
im gonna go take a bath, peace everyone
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Damn I wanna see that
Nah thats just a rumor, but I heard if you drink too many cups that your body turns to jello
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goodbye everyone

i need a bath
well said

There is water poisoning too
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Goodnight! Have a nice batho :)
It's fine I could probably find it with the right tags.
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Pure heresy
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Okay everyone question of the thread: what was your first drinking experience? You can greentext it or just type it out. If you haven't drink, post a pic with her quote

Peace for now bro

Fuck me

Not really my point, but whatever
Never cared for the fur lot. I posted there a few times back when my usual threads started to get deleted and banned and such. The whole furry fetish itself is what kept me from coming back.
Being a full time student while working part time to cover half of the rent fucking blows. Only reason I consume so fucking much.
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fuck, well good to see you're still around
Did they tell you about my selfless heroic feats like I told them to?
>canned peaches

No one really minds lewds but you will get called out on it when you cross the line
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>mfw no celeste ohayou
I haven't been on since you went to sleep. What have you done?
Also check those double trips
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this is part of the video but it's got some lame faggot talking over the pilots.

this one is also fucking insane.

riding on the side of an mh-6 in full kit is one of the deepest needs of my soul.
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Nee-san claimed
What goes on in these threads? I always see them and write you guys off as weabfags
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Please dont scare me with these myths.
Most of the namefags there are actually animu posters from back in the day, so there's a lot of familiar faces if you were a part of that crowd.

Ah, gotcha.
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Who is she, fellow anon?
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And I'm back
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Welcome back yunon
Im feeling small breast hentai tonight
What are yall fapping to?
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>double trips
clearly I just woke up
Basically I set the record for longest unbroken lukring/posting streak on waifu threads at 28 hours
I tried to stay awake till you got back but I figure that would've probably killed me since I was already awake for 36 hours at that time
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Whats gud my man?

You're a horny one, arent you
I was, but I'm pretty sure a lot of people hated me back then, or at the very least thought of me as an annoying little faggot.
Not gonna lie, I was a dumb little faggot back then and I'm not proud of it.
Dude, I feel like I'm gonna have a heart attack if I fap right now not gonna lie.
And going back those days, I forget to upload a pic... Brilliant.
Welcome back. Seems that everyone just passed by my question. Maybe next thread you can ask them?
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>28 hours
the world will remember this day and the legend of canned peaches kek
how long did you sleep
seems like I just missed kagami
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Sounds like me back when I first started posting in gfur, right on. A lot of people over there can't stand me for whatever reason, so I'm posting less and less these days.
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>be 16
>in the mendocino redwoods, family owns some land up there
>It starts to rain on the party, never really rains that time of year and it was pouring
>Everybody leaves to go secure their tents/go to bed
>My dad decides fuck it, not gonna let the rain end it
>Me, my dad, and my cousin start drinking in the rain
>I get drunk
>rain stops
>family comes back out and starts drinking
>give me more drinks because they didn't know I was already drunk
>Get way more drunk
>stumble down some trailer stairs and shoulder check a redwood tree, twisting my ankle in the process
>pass out in a closet with my feet sticking out
>mom didn't find out until 3 days later when my sister snitched
Makin up for lost time
Dont we all want to die?
Seems disrespectful to fap to someone elses waifu
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Will do broski

Fapping is never time lost
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from 23 to 7.30 so that's a good 8 and a half hours
Kagami left us half an hour ago, I think she was on a pretty long streak herself
>mfw just threw my empty can away
>mfw blue bag has like 30 cans of canned peaches in it
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Fuck, those are kickass
Who she?
Ayo, whatsup?
Nice, I dunno, probably gonna browse until something catches my eye
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Now that I think about it, I don't recognize your trip. were you ever animu or no?
Nah nigga, I actually like living and breathing in this life unlike quite a few people here apparently.
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>that pic
Holy shit Miia
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Nothing much just tired

Alright I'm going to sleep. Talk to you all later! I love you all, but some more than others and you know who you are <3
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It's all good brotha, bellys full of pizza and cinnamon sticks. Hows your day?
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you and your goddamn canned peaches lol
Na, only g and sometimes sfur.

>riding on the side of an mh-6 in full kit is one of the deepest needs of my soul.
I think that's something we'd all love to do now.

I'd totally trust those based as fuck pilots with my life.

Also thanks anon for saucing us m9.
Sleep tight, may you have glorious dreams of your waifu

Oh shit nigga what's it like being drunk? I never got consciously got drunk. Got drunk when I was two. Parents told me

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Welcome back Yuno, looks like I just missed you
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>be 4
>wake up before parents
>go to living room
>drink a can of pepsi
>it was beer
>dad found me drunk at 7 AM

>pass out in a closet with my feet sticking out

I feel like after that many peaches you'd start to hate the taste
I seriously can't believe you were up for 28 hours but still managed to only sleep for 8 and a half and wake up refreshed
what kind of terminator body do you have

fuck it I'm posting karen other one is lurking desu
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You good bra, what's poppin?
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Goodnight! Sleep well :)
>pizza and cinnamon sticks
Sounds like you had a good day haha, my day was alright, did my taxes then took an exam I didn't study for. But now its all good!
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Then I'll be a heretic for Neon.
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College students still do taxes? Or do you have work?
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I have a test tomorrow i didnt study for
Good thing its just a placement exam
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Kek what beer was it since it rooted similar to a can of pepsi?

Dis booty from the skirt
won't doing bad mess you up for the rest of your year?
placement exam for what?

Meant looked
My dad was an abusive alcoholic who is currently serving 5 years for assault.
I'm not going down that road.
That'll do it, I guess.

Kinda tempted to use my old trip, but I'll probably get banned again... Yeah...
>Does hard drugs
>Never been drunk
You make no sense to me.
Yes. Yes they do.
If you're paying for your classes out of pocket, you get one hell of a tax refund too.
Just to get into college
Its for my basics since i shitted all over the sat and they accept my asvab score
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Oh my, it's gettin kinda hot in here. Where my fan at?

I fucking better, I think I will take classes just to shut people up and have the right to say "I tried" BUT it will come from my own pockets... I tend to get easily discourage if I fail at something and just fuck all else

You'd think that, but I just can't. I guess it's how people don't get sick of the taste of alcohol or sigarettes. Either way I'd choose peaches over a smoke any day

Just woke up from the most satisfying sleep but now I have circles under my eyes that shame Tomoko
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Aye das good, Yeah I have bags under my eyes too. Shit sucks, don't look as fabulous
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Well that night was pretty shitty at the end, I got really sick and was throwing up and shitting, but now I know my limits so I can enjoy it more. I like being drunk, it puts me to sleep and I feel a bit more myself.
>got drunk when I was two
Howd that happen? I had something similar where I drank some beer as a toddler while nobody was looking supposedly but it wasn't anything really
Bit of both, but I think I only have to pay like $67 or something, I don't make much heh
My man! haha, whats it for?
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your waifu really fits the way you talk
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I haven't finished my first year and I already feel fucking burned out. My advice, don't do full time (12+ credit hours per semester) to start off.
Fuck me, it's miserable when you take 13 credit hours and are working part time.
You're welcome
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My you must be awfully busy
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Respectable. I've never done anything but weed ONCR. Where'd hear you get me doing "hard drugs"?
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Wouldnt know what any of that means, never bothered cause I got a learning disablity so like.. basically graduated highschool with a handicap. It's been 5 years and I'm still a typical NEET, only had two seasonal jobs.. need to get it together
I'm in the best mood now though
Walking around lookin tired af with this stupid smile on my face

>mfw moved to the country, eating a lot of peaches
Thanks anon
I would look like a proper NEET now if I just skipped classes
Dad told me he gave me a bottle of beer with my cousin of same age at the time as a joke since we wouldn't drink it and couldn't open it.. . We went under a table and she got drunk from less than half a bottle while I drank more than half and she was walking in circles while I was trying to walk through the walls
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Ahah I get told I loom like a hallow with my indifferent face when I get the tired look
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Thats cute, I guess its not the worst addiction to have haha, so why did you stay up for 28 hours?
>I was creepin on your convo
Thank you! but what does it mean? haha
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It is getting hot
Nigga what the fuck were you talking about popping pills and other shit like MDMA and meth?

Or was that the other guy...? I honestly don't remember anymore.
Just don't be a full time student to start off. All I'm saying.
I'm sorry, but all of your talk about peaches made me think about that song. Couldn't help it
Really love her personality
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Yo I almost bought that same case cause it was $20 at the time

I'll keep that in mind.
I was just fucking around with him.didn't know nigga was serious. I posted the pill pics since it was what he was talking about

Forgot pic
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I fucking love that picture, I really want to watch the animu now

polite charismatic and calm (when not throwing the fits)

mayaka or karen
Mayaka. Still trying to find something similar to Hyouka
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Dont make me laugh! haha, I work at a stadium so its only a few times a month I work, hence why I don't make much. The tax mainly comes from when I built some shit for a church and they didn't deduct the tax from my paycheck
hows it goin?
Sounds funny to watch! But the real question is did you get it in with your cousin?
The shinoa body pillow? I will never buy a waifu pillow case for myself. I'd buy it for others as a joke tho
>be 12
>staying with older cousins during summer
>cousin has even older friends
>cousin convinces me to give him money
>buys a 60
>go to a park to drink
>bottle gets to me
>all kek at me for drinking it like a baby holding a bottle on its own
>shrug it off
>moar shots
>finish bottle
>all leave park
>start doing delinquent shit as we go along
>talking up a female friend of cousin
>walking together
>share earphones
>think im smooth
>wake up in random yard shirtless
>fuck still drunk
>feels like earth is tipping back and fourth
>walk back to cousins
>grounded for 2 weeks
It has been a while since ive completed Hyouka. Still in love with her
shit, image limit
Anyone making new bread? I just did last one

Work at a stadium? So what you do the food stands or something?

Why not? Shit's hella comfy

What do you mean by get it in? Cause is it what I think you mean? Das nasty. We were 2 lol. Don't didn't know shit
So hentaischool isnt working for me
So anyone know any other good hentai site

Eh. I can't sleep with pillows. Feels uncomfortable


Poor shinoa
I still don't get you...

This and hentaigam. But the description in hentaihaven are hilarious

Really nigga?

Who's baking?
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