Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
It took a half hour, but my internet lives. So i will now say farewell.
Good night beautiful thread.
Heres a question to souls players, what's your favorite weapon?
But uuuh, probably the last time today.
Not bad. Can't complain about it being a grand every month since millitary pays for everything else
Wow that was a guess and ok dude have a good shower
>Done lurking now, I promise
ummm, well... kinda, but i thought i would spend one last night with you....
Well, I guess this is how it's going to be.
Hows it goin boaty?
Heyo! Hows it goin?
Hey hey how is everyone doing tonight?
Just wanted to share this since it's true
Whats gud Haruhi?
Yo yo yo what's poppin?
Doing fabulous, just beat what might be the hardest boss in dark souls 3
Didnt get any rain today at my area
This kush man. I picked up some good stuff..
All you waifufags seem to get tired early.
What kind? I wanna try weed at some point
Oh shiiiiit nice one dude, im just playing SFV gotta practice that Zangief
no it's just my hobbie and interest. When i turned 18 it was always my plan to join but my brother was in iraq at the time near the beginning of his contract and my mother begged me not to join. I felt really bad and put it off long enough for me to get caught up in other shit and by the time i wised up my brother had already done his second tour and the war was drawing down. I want to be infantry, if i join for Iraq 3: i Irock and I roll i want to be airborne qualified infantry or if i can make it rangers/sf. for my whole life it has always been my dream to be a ranger or in delta or sf and just kick in doors and put down the bad dudes. I would want to be fighting with driven competent people and i would actually want to directly engage the enemy, i grew up watching black hawk down over and over and i have an emotional hard on for being an operator.
but it's unrealistic especially now that we are inbetween fighting seasons.
did you ever deploy to the middle east?
there weren't any hot pockets at the 711 i posted a timestamp at the store.
Green Lantern. It's a pretty strong sativa. This blunts have got my head soaring.
Hello there you~
Best if it stays like that for now
Kinda feel it but rtw keeps me busy
That gives me an idea for question of the thread! Thanks
defintely not man, even though we're drawing down right now, war is about to start up again, my unit is already scheduled to deploy either the middle or torwards autumn of this year...
and no i've never deployed....one of my biggest upsets with the military
Sleep is for the week.
Is juri in SFV?
Any ideas on what kind of blunt I should try? Never smoked before
Yo Ruby! Whats gud?
Still have more rain predicted this week
Not yet but she will be coming soon, our next fighter is going to be guile
That's no excuse. I'm up until 4am.
I respect this.
The blunt doesn't matter that's just the wrap. I would get a simple glass bowl, hit up your neighborhood african american, and shove that shit in there and spark up. Just make sure it isn't spice/laced/oregano.
Pretty good, just hangin out. What about you?
Damn I missed it!
>black hawk down over and over
Fuck you got me wanting to watch that again now
Hows it goin?
Okay guys, Question of the thread: what was your first high experience like? If you haven't gotten high, gimme your cute pics. You can greentext it or just type it out
Rome Total War. Classic strategy game
How are you this evening sweetheart?
So sad Kagami-san..
Fixing to go to bed actually. I was gonna do some work for a group project, but my group seems to be dragging their feet...
I am on weekends.
>cute pic because I was a good kid
Drug free, but one time my friend got high and started having like a panic attack or some shit and we had to go pick him up and stay with him for a few hours while he calmed down.
Here's a cute pic then I guess.
look at that cute fucking tomboy jesus christ.
maybe re-enlist and be a salty as fuck bird mechanic for the next big thing. The US has got a lot of ground to cover to actually fix this isis issue. I'm sure the Chinooks are gonna need some love.
>fast forward 5 years
>we meet in person for the first time as we are flying to a LZ
maybe we can talk about waifus
do it fgt, it's the best war movie ever made.
Cute pic, because I'd rather not discuss it.
The very first time I got high was when a friend and I smoked some spice. I only smoked a little bit. I was mellowed out and laughing at dumb shit but he hit it more then I did, took a bath and would come out every now and then to tell me "turn down the loud rap music" There was no music. And when he was done with the bath he said he thought the water was trying to drown him. Never touched spice since haha
Watching some tv. Just chillin
kek guess I owe you a cute pic
Dayum, ah well im busy on dark souls 3 anyways lel
Excellent taste my man
Oh I got a bunch of negros in my neighborhood but we got bad beef going on.. to the point I carry a knife/gun when i walk my dog
Havent but plan on it for expierence
ahahaha, as fun as that sounds, im done with the military, i've had a lot of fun, but i just don't feel like it's my thing....definitely look into joining if that's what you want, and if you have any questions feel free to ask, i'd rather have you be better off than i was when i joined
I guess it is always a weekend for me. So you make a good point.
>childhood friend invites me over to smoke
>We head into basement
"Anon the smoke is gonna stick to our clothes. We should take them off"
>Strip to our underwear and go into a 3' x 3' closet
>Smoke one bowl of the harshed weed I've ever smoked
>Fall out off closet in a naked heap
>put clothes back on and remember describing this "Fuzzy potato" in my brain that wouldn't go away.
You laugh but I've seen it/dealt it to people.
Spics get okay shit but it's usually brick weed for back over the border. TAstes and smokes like shit but it does its job.
I plan on moving to seattle anyways, least it's legal there
Same to you, I'm not much for crazies but there's something about Yuno that I really love.
Fuck em! haha goodnight! Sleep well :)
Watching it right now fgt, fite me irl
>talk about waifus
Im imagining two hard as motherfuckers discussing waifus and its pretty hilarious
lets just focus on the good times man. I don't even know if i'm gonna join. we will see how the next couple years turn out.
tell me about your love for kagami and how neat it is to be flying through the air in a giant angry tube.
>Im imagining two hard as motherfuckers discussing waifus and its pretty hilarious
its more common then you think. I talk with service members on /k/ all the time about weeb ass shit.
She's such a sweetie before her parents abused her to the point of insanity
And quality too. That's the best part.
*crickets chirp in the distance*
Surely we could do better than that?
What is the absolute TOP SMUG possible?
Who has the image?
Lol i forgot this thread was a good, clean waifu thread
Oh shit I heard spice was that synthetic weed lol
I know you mean
>be senior year
>wanna try out weed for the first time
>we get this good stuff from guy he knows
>go to creek
>inhaled it and waited and felt nothing
>10 min later couldn't help but smile like a dumbass
>15 min later started walking around the group where everyone else was smoking
>friends look all fine
I know for sure it won't be spiced. I'm tryin to keep it clean
For real though, fuck group projects. This is the term project that's due in a few days too...
Even her psychotic side is hot to me. Pic related is my favorite pic of her
Sorry for replying so late Kagami.. <3
>blame Ruri, lol
I'm happy you feel that way.
Did you like the way Homura hugged you earlier?
i hope you do, if it's really what you want
all i can say is it's a sensory overload lol, you have transmissions and engines screaming at you...it's almost like being a passenger in a bus flying 2000 ft above the ground, they awesome thing about it though...is how cool everyone around you is....you have warrants who are 27 years in the military talk to you like you've been friends for years, you'll meet some of the best people in a bravo company....and some of the cockiest....
Ive been high off a combination of legal drugs.
>been late in the week
>forgot to take meds
>fuck it, all at once with a double dose of ibuprofen
>lie on my bed
>stare at ceiling with literally no brain activity for 30 mins beyond 'wat... wat... wat...'
>go drinking with friends
mmmmm, well....yeah, but i really missed you....last night
>Ex girlfriend calls randomly says she has weed
>get high in her car and talk about our new lovers
>realize how unhappy we both are
>introduces me to pineapple Fanta
>hasn't tasted good since/doubt it ever will
I dumped mine and she's married to hers. Funny, how things turn out.
Back to lurking.
Spiked stuff can be fun. I have some white rhino in case of a rainy day.
I love Ruby. She is amazing.
it sounds like fun, every shitty job breeds cool people. I got to ride in a Huey briefly at an airshow.
I have some eventual lewd smug. Dont have the lewdness though.
ibuprofen.... That.. can't do anything.. are you okay Anon?
Comfy, what are you watchin?
To smug you say?
Really? Thats pretty cool, I mean i've seen the occasional pics/videos of guys running drills with their waifu pillows but I never would've thought they were service members
Hows it goin?
it is, I injected like 4 weeds before too
I got lucky with my last group where one guy was really passionate so he didn't even ask for my help. I mean i did do stuff but he did the majority, whats it about?
Well I'm not 100% pure, I down a fair amount of alcohol when given.. then again alcohol is kinda part of adult life so idk
Ruby a cute
I like how she invented that face into a meme sort of thing
Hah lemme get used to the regular stuff first
Good to see someone else who appreciates best girl
I don't sell drugs to kids. They get cooking spices.
hueys are pretty nice!!! they're great helicopters, i know civillians still use them nowadays, how did you like it???
>some chinook pics for your collection i guess lol
what up waifu posting avatarfags
i just made a bunch of bath bombs
I combined it with 100mg of folic acid, 10 mg of methotrexate and 40 mg of adalimumab.
Probably for the best. I've done my fair share of drugs so I guess I know my way around them.
Well now lets not get to hasty, but she is very amazing. Top 5 for sure.
Oh.. yeah, I understand. I'll be happy to have you over again. I think can give you a nice hug, too.
Still have to chat...
I still have contacts to some potheads so I'm sure they'll show me the way.
Spent too much time writing, up too late.
>kept on walking in circles around them laughing like a dumbass
>felt really happy and I don't know why
>friend to me to sit down
>said "nah nah I'm guuuoood" like I was super tired and was holding in laughter trying to communicate
>went to group after I thought I was done laughing
>friend gave me lighter
>end with flint was towards me and I thought it was like a butt of a cigarette
>"Hey guys look! I'm holding this lighter like cigarette but it's not a cigarette! It's a lighter!"
>someone saw it as a hazard and took it from me
>got real sad
>lighter was replaced by Arizona can
>was really happy
>said "OOOOOooooOHHHHHHHhhhh! ariZOONNnnna"
>friends said it was over and we went into some suv
>I remember being in trunk with face on floor and ass in air
>listened to the radio and it was beautiful
>don't remember song tho
>went home and had mom's spaghetti
>best spaghetti she ever made
>went to bed parents thought I had a headache when I was fucked
>feels like a headache but doesn't hurt
>best sleep ever
It was a one time thing that was maybe 2 years ago. Never did anything else and never drank
11.22.63. Watching the last episode. Not sure what to watch after though
It's getting late, so I'm gonna try and get more than 3 hours of sleep.
some people are some people aren't. mcnig did a whole video series about saving his waifu pillow and he was army vet and security for the bundy ranch thing.
it was super fucking cool, it was all done up vietnam style with fake M60s and shit.
yah dude post those pictures.
i used to work with a guy who was a in the marine corps as a Huey door gunner and mechanic for them on the aircraft carriers during the time right after vietnam.
i can't wait!!!! hopefully homura will share the bed tomorrow....
It's a mobile application development course. We get to make whatever we want, as long as it's like unique and marketable and stuff. We decided to make a meme generator (real super original..) that pulls pictures from your photos and you can add text to it. The problem is the app has mostly been written on my partner's computer, so I don't have the code to add stuff.
Yeah, she's definitely one of my favorite characters just because of her personality.
I was fine, and I am still fine 6 months later. Thise drugs worked wonders.
Again just based of the chemicals those should have no psychotic effect.
A guiding hand is better than no hand.
I know I am forgetting a few.
nice!!!! i bet he had some damn stories.....
Lurking hard eh Dio Sama?
Is the game that fun?
Maybe next thread we can do drunk experience
Night Galky <3
Ah well that's different haha
Im just pokin fun, as if Id want you to leave early :)
Never heard of that, what is it?
Goodnight Galko! Sleep well :)
I can see that, I think thats actually the guy I was thinking of lol
Whoa, the trash talk comin' from this direction...
y'all need to calm the fuck down god damn, gonna get yourselves killed
Good night.. I have to fight, as well and my typing suffers.
If our panties are all gone again tomorrow we know why.
>I know I am forgetting a few.
forgot shrooms on my list
nice amount you have under the belt, did you have DXM powder or did you have syrup or pills
its all good, im as healthy as an over weight drug addict horse
Boy I envy Asunafags, having an app that wakes you up and talks to you and shit. Wish there was one of Yuno
Indeed, Wouldnt want to imagine trying these without any knowledge
Sounds like a plan
Claimed, not like theres another /b/tard as gay as me tho
Not all at once Anon.. Life is no fun without some spice.
I've made my own powder and just chugged the bottles. It definitely pays of to extract the powder.
Honestly I just dove into the underside of the US and got exposed to all of these. I learned real quick what does what.
she said she emptied out a drawer....just for me...just don't let her steal the ones i gave you!!!! .
Fuck, that sounds like a nightmare, I hate when one partner has all the shit and just goes dark and wont respond shortly before its due
Chek'd, hows it goin?
Its a Hulu original starring James Franco about President Kennedy's assassination. Its really good
he said they used to do drills were they would fly up and turn the engines off and free fall and he would be sitting on the gunners bench with his butthole clenched so tight it could make diamonds.
he was a pretty cool guy but he's moved away from /k/ for some reason.
did you use this?
ive been considering doing it
Heheh, she'll never find those...
Do you still have a pair you wear?
I turned this into a drug discussion thread lol
that's what kinda sucks about chinooks lol, you can autorotate with them really....they're so damn heavy, sounds pretty fun though!!!
Yeah I'm gonna go to sleep now, goodnight everybody.
no!!!! somebody took them again!! im not sure who this time though.....
stoked to here it im going to do it this weekend then
Going to shower and shit and then I'll be lurking
I wish I could use it...I have an iPhone and AFAIK it's an Android only thing. I can only imagine one with Yuno, and i'm kind of terrified
It's pretty bad. We only have one or two more things to add, so I'm not too worried. What about you, how's your night treating you?
Be safe Anon. Enjoy responsibly.
It's just a matter of time before one of you dumbasses OD's and ends up going to the hospital in a fucking body bag instead of on a stretcher.
Canaan claimed (not like anyone even knows who that is anyways)
>Turn the engines off and free fall
Fuck I couldn't imagine being in something like that
Hows it goin?
Well I hope you get your relaxation friend! Whats keeping you?
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
No need to worry, you can borrow one of my pantyhoses tomorrow.
Apparently she can't steal those if you wear shoes...
And you won't be needing panties until then
yeah but you got two rotors TWO ROTORS!!! and you guys can carry all kinds of shit. have you ever seen this shit before?
>It's just a matter of time before one of you dumbasses OD's and ends up going to the hospital in a fucking body bag instead of on a stretcher
smart drug use is safe drug use
succumb to addiction responsibly
Even then, get a bad batch from a dealer who just wants to make some cash from you and you could still end up dead. Happened to an old friend of mine about 3 years ago.
Fuck you too, anon.
>get a bad batch from a dealer who just wants to make some cash from you
only buy from smart reliable trust worthy drug dealers with good reputations
if you know the right people picking a drug dealer is alot like hiring an electrician