The only flavor they have is Blue-Berry Buttrape.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
The only flavor they have is Blue-Berry Buttrape.
oh no it's nibi
What about Blue-Assberry?
Oh, and White-Grape Buttrape.
>>680095807
nasty, but i suppose i'll take it.
>>680096047
fuck off autist
>>680096469
yukky*
>>680096478
i know you are but what am i
mods r gay
>>680096719
i prefer icky
>>680096350
did dom get banned?
>>680097293
I am not sure
>>680097266
Yeah, yer pretty icky.
>>680097266
I'm more dirty myself.
>>680097446
i get that a lot, i live with it.
lets make a love sandwich
extra mayonnaise
>>680097369
>>680097592
Well you get more action than me, so you're clearly doing something right.
>>680097591
Well we're all into different things, How would you say you're aroused? Turned on? Horny? pitching a tent?
[heh euphemisms]
>>680097790
Now who told you that load of heavy horseshit?
the man spider has no power here
>>680097920
You're a virgin? Oh nevermind, you're pathetic.
>>680097838
Just aroused. I try not to be too vulgar.
>>680098086
Hey now.
>>680098174
Hey now now.
>>680097748
I asked him but he is "away"
>>680098427
Hey now ^ googleplex
>>680098086
i never said that, i just cant compare us since i dont know your level of sexuality.
ive had sexual acts but nothing i would ever call sex.
You guys and your conversations
>>680098174
No one was talking to you.
>>680098520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3mACBle5eU&feature=youtu.be
>>680098794
I feel involved.
>>680098724
I had a hug once.
>>680098134
Just aroused? So no dirty talk or colorful descriptions? Not judging though, simple is best more often than not.
I prefer the direct route to all the wishy washy "I dont want to make the first move" myself.
>>680098982
Then i do indeed beat you out. i suppose.
11:24 PM - megablood: i was in my car
11:24 PM - megablood: with nothing to do
11:24 PM - megablood: for about an hour
>>680095807
>mfw no coconut "what did you just say to me?!?"
>>680098982
Where I live it's common courtesy to greet girls with a kiss on the cheek.
>>680099100
I'd have to be really into it to start dirty talking. It's a pity though, I'm too much of a bitch to pull a first move.
>>680099100
Just another person who's better than me, whatever.
hisen
>>680099162
do you think he's gonna be alright
>>680099334
Eh, i just prefer not to beat around the bush. If i want something its quicker and easier to just ask for it. Thats just how i live my life now.
Being unsure and uncertain is just too frustrating and annoying now.
>>680099357
I would hardly say i'm BETTER. I'm an idiot and know absolutely everything about nothing. Just different.
>>680099799
I guess I'm just scared of rejection.
>>680100057
Oh so am i, but i just cant stand waiting around anymore. I'm an All or Nothing kind of guy. it works for me.
>>680099334
Thats stupid.
>>680099799
Clearly you're doing something right.
>>680100057
Also
>Cum on face
ANNOYING AS FUCK.
>>680100447
Eh, debatable. but i concede to your opinion.
>>680100382
I wish I was more like that, but what are you gonna do.
>>680100560
Tell me about it.
>>680100560
>FUCKING PICTURE
>>680100615
>>680100615
Hard sex and motivational speaking? Best thing i could think of.
>>680100666
I cant tell you the times i've shot clean over my head into my hair or worse, my eyes. GRAH.
>>680100822
I accidentally hit my calendar to my left like 3-4 feet away.
>>680100822
Ah, don't bother. Some things just can't be taught.
my cumshots don't go very far, furthest I have ever had is up past my navel.
>>680101041
HEH! did you hit any particular date? still that's annoying, did it drip onto the wall?
>>680101207
Well, you'll just have to settle for second best then. small steps my friend.
>>680101236
They go farther if you edge longer.
>>680101332
April 15, 16, 22, 23
>>680101236
But that's cute.
Can we get some big penetration?
>>680101472
Well should be good luck maybe!
Ha.
>>680101763
Maybe.
man i have a huge craving for mashed potatoes right now
>>680102012
I got some mashed potatoes for you right here.
>>680101855
Well i'm hopeful!
>>680101453
well my boyfriend can certainly help with that~
>>680101472
awww, thanks~ the way you tilt your head back when you cum is pretty cute too~
Also 15th was the day that my dad left and I was finally able to shave up properly. 16th you found got that group of gamecube games. Is your cum telling the good days to come for our future? Do you have lucky cumshots? Does that mean that the 22nd and 23rd are going to be good too?
>>680102308
oh anon you know the way right to my heart
>>680102375
Maybe
>>680102386
S-shut up.
And yeah, maybe I should cum on calendar more.
>>680102638
fine fine, say what you want.
>>680101332
I'm trying m8, I'm trying. I don't think I'm a "people" guy.
>>680102638
haha, your so adorable~
and I would gladly get you off more like that so you can hit the calendar each time
Hello everyone
>>680103011
In all my years of experience I'm surprised I never came on a monitor.
>>680103011
Noo shush .
>>680103257
Hey Frank.
I like short guys because then i get to be the big spoon...
>fucking vanilla
Is justmegabenewell beyond the autism line?
>>680095807
I hope I'm not too late to the thread.
I see you guys aren't having any trouble tonight.
>>680103257
hi frank
>>680103701
hey snarf
>>680102892
Everyone is a 'people' person. You just need to grow in small doses. Small steps to being a better person.
Thats all. And dont compare yourself to others, that's a death sentence for most people's confidence. I'm still trying to completely overcome my shyness. i'm pretty ass but i'm trying damnit.
>>680103257
Hey, how's it going?
>>680103545
but it's true~
>>680103942
Jeff.
>>680103963
Yeah, I'm really busy with my studies and whatnot. Doesn't prevent others from going out, but I'd love to see their grades.
>>680103976
No
>>680103920
Duh, the mods are all closet homos.
>>680104119
how's things?
>>680104188
Your still adorable and nothing will change my mind about the matter.
>>680103963
I think shy is kinda cute.
>>680102892
You don't have to be a huge people person. Its called being an introvert
>>680097266
Moar?
>>680104348
Finneee
>>680104409
At the same time I want to interact more with people.
>>680103942
What's going on man?
>>680103976
Not much, went to visit a buddy in the hospital, just finished surgery. His bile collection duct overfilled then spilled over while he was high as fuck, it was pretty funny.
sorry, gotta go didn't see the time.
>>680104339
Couldn't get out to see the BF, so now at home, looking at porn and thinking about playing Enter the Gungeon.
>>680105001
See you later
>>680104148
>The people who constantly go out to parties and stuff
>Still get good enough grades to pass
FUCK THOSE ASSHOLES
>>680104409
myeh. It might be, if i could even interact with someone i was interested in.
>>680104726
Being an introvert doesn't mean avoiding people all together. You just take them in small doses. Hang out with a couple close friends and then take some time to yourself to recharge. That's what I normally do.
>>680104903
not much. just sort of sitting around feeling a bit sleep. you?
>>680105013
how come you guys weren't able to get together?
porn's always fun and enter the gungeon looks like a fun game
>>680105287
I can do small doses.
>>680105486
Aside from my visit to the hospital it was a pretty mundane day
>>680105486
He got stuck working late.
And it is fun, but fucking hard.
>>680103505
go to bed
Now I am all alone.
In this thread.
>>680105192
Have you tried putting on something cute and going out to a bar? Think of it like a hot tub, you dip your toes in and then slowly edge your way into it until you are comfortable.
WE NEED SOME MORE STALLIONS IN HERE
>>680105738
just like your dick?
badum tiss
>>680105997
we can be alone together
>>680105997
Nonsense I'm here
>>680105666
That's a start. You are interacting with me aren't you.
>>680106724
Okay
>>680106512
But that's not alone.
>>680106149
>Bar
oh god no thanks, I'm not into the whole bar crawl scene.
>>680106794
And I enjoyed it thoroughly. Thank you.
I do have to go to bed though. Long day tomorrow. I'll see you around, hopefully.
>>680106842
I guess we could go be alone by ourselves
>>680106358
What about a big bear
Show my dad these threads. He thinks the are weird lol
>>680106940
Have a good night
>>680107036
Eh, I suppose
>>680106852
Well it doesn't have to be a bar. There are all kinds of places to meet someone. Malls are full of people, or so I've heard.
>>680107023
hehe
>>680107244
but being alone with other people is more fun
>>680107372
hey wem
>>680107501
That too
>>680107501
hola chica. sup?
>>680107372
MEOW.
>>680107501
I don't think my cock is that fun, though.
>>680107623
not much, just hanging out. you?
>>680107624
I think it's fun enough to play with
>>680107624
I bet there are some here that would find your cock fun.
ssssssssssssssssip
>>680107624
Don't sell yourself short. I bet its got its ups and downs.
>>680107490
>Malls
>Mall sex
Are you implying something here mister...
>>680108247
I'd like to know his ups and downs inside and out.
>>680107490
From my experience, malls suck
>>680107624
Has to be fun for someone
>>680108436
Anything interesting happen today?
look at this fuck
>680108212
>>680107813
>>680107852
>>680108247
I've come to accept that my cock is not desirable.
>>680108314
>mall sex
Is there something I'm missing out on here?
>>680108685
not really. I had family visit yesterday, and that was fun for the while they were here
>>680108785
most penisses are pretty fun. hunnibuns obviously finds it desirable
>>680108785
Pics or it isn't truth.
>>680108854
I thought that was the picture you posted...
hm.
>>680108785
Post your dick
>>680108785
OPs dick
>>680108785
Well I'm not sure what you are packing. Everyone likes different things. I personally prefer them small.
>>680109763
thats what they all say.....
it's so hot here. I hate you weather
>>680109159
>>680109211
>>680109297
Its only 4.5".
>>680109228
Lol, no just grabbing random pictures. Although that would be fun.
>>680109763
Are you a top?
>>680110045
filters and angles are your friend
>>680110137
public sex? well its certainly wild
>>680110045
I'm probably smaller than you ;)
>>680110045
Post son.
>>680110045
What about your girth? If you've got a meaty dick, length isn't as much of an issue.
>>680110343
if his girth is big its disproportionate and chode like
>>680110045
hunnibuns still enjoys it
SUPPP FAGGOTS!!!!!
>>680110404
It's doesn't have to be too much in order for it to look right. On the other hand, if he's got a pencil dick, it'll not help in any way with a 4.5" length
>>680110588
hey fag
>>680109947
>>680109159
Did you atleast have a good meal while they were over? And where do you live? Personally I can't stand hot weather
>>680110588
hai babe
>>680109876
What, that I prefer it small? Sorry to disappoint but it's the truth.
Still waiting on that dick pick.
>>680110929
im sure it wont come, like my FUCKING BOYFRIEND
>>680110295
Okay?
>>680110343
Its proportionate, not overly chode but not pencil dick.
>>680110888
i know im just joshing you, i am small as well just trying to feel better about myself :(
>>680111001
Same
>>680110745
it was pretty great hanging out with them. I'm in southern ontario, it was 25 last week, then snowing the next couple days, then heavy rain, and now it's back to 25 degree weather
>>680110164
I most certainly am.
>>680110293
I usually enjoy it. Not too public that I will definitely get caught but close enough to give a thrill.
>>680111169
im like the polar opposite, if a tree falls, you can put money down on me cumming before it hits the ground FeelsBadMan
>>680111067
Proportionate is good, not being pencildick is even better.
So post that dick pic now.
>>680107624
wem
>>680107813
same. watching Taxi Driver and talking to some people. you just hanging out on here?
>>680111261
well we all have our kinks! I would be interested in trying it though.
>>680111362
Post yours.
>>680111067
how would you rate 6 long and 6 around
>>680111556
a little thick but good lenth IMO
>>680111199
Pretty wild weather, but 25c is considered heavenly down here in texas.
>>680111555
I asked you first :V
I will break the ice, can i get an honest rate
>>680111787
10/10 IGN man
snarf show us your ween
>>680111452
yeah, i'll probably be around for a few hours. I'm watching steins;gate
>>680111687
it's just annoying when the weather swings so crazily
I hate buying food in bulk so much goes to waste.
>>680112020
whats that?
>>680111692
Fiiiiiine.
>>680112140
that sure is a penis.
>>680111138
no need to feel bad about it. the smaller the better in my book.
>>680111467
Did it in a park in the rain once. The cool rain hitting my back and a warm body beneath me. Some of the best sex in my life.
>>680112140
This is indeed a penis
>>680112120
it's an anime about time travel. I like it
>>680112140
I saw your penis snarf
>>680112140
>>680112251
wtf that aint no dick
>>680112020
Understandable.Unfortunately bipolar weather is the price we pay for living in northwestern hemisphere
>>680112140
You slut you should've stuck to your principles. Now you are in someone's folder
>>680112140
congrats, you got the last image in the thread. Shall we continue in a new thread?
>>680112351
oh cool :3c
>>680112457
Mew ;3
>>680111307
I legit used to have a problem with not being able to cum during sex.
>>680112439
go here i guess >>680108212
>>680112589
i wish, i can only cum before sex pretty much im too quick :(
>>680112577
yes?
>>680112344
>>680112351
Snarf Penis caps the thread.
