REKT THREAD
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REKT THREAD
>>680092854
shitty way to die
>>680093120
when this land whale came crashing down, the earthquake in Ecuador happened
>>680093650
Chinese elevators
>>680093650
Made In China
"Cheap products. Cheap lives."
>>680093746
> that is for stealing my memes
>>680094320
lold
>>680093867
Should've gone to Specsavers.
>>680093025
"How dare you scald that man!
I shall now boop you on the head with this bucket!" *boop*
"That'll teach ya!"
>>680094959
Lulz
>>680092766
>fat people getting killed
>>680092766
I like how the old dude just turns at the end like, "Tha fuck"
>>680092567
Sauce?
>>680093570
MLS players have nothing on this woman
>>680096905
>can't tell if dropped pizza or torn-open leg
>I hope for their sake it's dropped pizza
>>680096905
time to play
did he drop his pizza?
or
did his leg get torn open?
>>680096905
I thought cheese pizza wasn't allowed on 4chan?
>>680093025
Damn I never noticed the water was hot that was a real dick move
>>680096905
Anyone have that gif where a bull rips off half of some dude's face?
>>680093120
NASAiqua
>>680093025
Aaaand just like that webms don't work on my fucking phone anymore
the fuck are these gifs? this aint fuckin 2006.
>>680093867
vamoarrivalaceleste
>>680097311
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/78796562/man-poured-boiling-water-over-coworker-because-he-took-half-a-hot-dog-graphic-warning
>>680094320
WHO COULD HAVE FORESEEN IT??
>>680097554
Dude I know right! Android here using Firefox and they literally just stopped working one day. Now I have to open them in the gallery app
>>680093650
Heh, look at him bebopping. Great way to make light of a shitty situation
>>680098604
Use chrome. I have to be connected to wifi or my phone won't play them
>>680094959
Fucking keked so hard
>>680098850
Eh. Chrome irks my privacy concerns, they track my every move enough as it is
>>680097420
idiot fucking family
>>680099131
Hate to say it but everything tracks your move these days. Even the great tor
>>680099131
What do you have to hide? Noone gives a shit about you, unless you're buying drugs or looking for Cp.
Jesus, this is awfull, but rather hysterical.
>>680099351
I know but I still try not to invite the wolves to the door
>>680093650
is the elevator going up and thats what moving him? what is moving him? nerves, himself, elevator?
is he dead or not
>>680095729
Around blacks never relax
>>680099787
he's not dead, just wedged
>>680099688
Typical millenial additude.
>> if youre not doing anything wrong why do you have a problem with a microscope up your ass 24/7??
I just dont like it
>>680100033
Then you obviously have something to hide.
>>680100033
You can always go off the grid or live in the woods. Until skynet is taken down your privacy if fucked.
>>680095467
if i was the janitor i would literally kill myself
>>680099749
>dat pic
Cringed hard. Kill yourself.
>>680100000
>>680100324
Yes he/she does. Someone is scared of the dark
>>680100033
Get with the times or die Oldman
>>680093746
damn right in the jug
>>680092766
Did any of them live besides the old dude?
>>680094417
Mega kek!##
>>680097420
>>680100671
I'm in need of sauce now
Where's the deer getting his head blown apart
>>680101889
I'm surprised I don't have that one
Here's the next best thing
>>680094320
Whew! Glad he saved the wiper though!
>>680094738
LOL Damn it, I can see a billion people mutilated and raped, but 1 dog and I get sad.
>>680094417
Normal day in China
>>680097420
I love that, I wish I had a bit more context, like what was the speed limit in that area? I would hate for the driver to be charged because of that bad parenting.
>>680099447
>different lions
>>680094213
Lol niggaz be fucked
>>680095135
Holy shit lol
>>680101757
proxy paige, dont know vid
>>680092567
>thread is mostly gifs
Fuck yeah
>>680100033
Look at this dumbfuck. Old enough to talk down on people, but too stupid to know privacy in this day and age isn't a luxury anymore.
>>680094738
Reported
>>680101757
Not sure where it is from, but the chick is named Proxy Paige.
You should look up her stuff from Gloryholeswallow.com.
Dirty dirty girl.
>>680095185
SAUCE
>>680101757
>>680094643
thats the greatest thing i have ever seen
>>680095185
file name....... kek
>>680104063
Man Animals are fucking dumb
>>680104045
Impressive. got anymore?
>>680095559
HOLY FUCKING STRIKE
>>680099787
You're actually completely retarded
Congratulations
>>680093025
jesus christ what a cunt move
>>680104063
Bulls are like niggers
>>680093120
Isn't this the comit that killed the dinosaurs?
>>680093746
Fuckin' hell, story?
>>680100671
Proxy paige, nice
>>680104799
ACTUALLY IT WAS A METEOR
NICE BUBZ BTW
>>680092766
"drive through"
>>680099000
deader?
>>680095185
That's not Sasha
>>680099914
Black guy did nothing wrong. Fucking idiot look at the guys grip on the bar. Who the fuck grips a bench press like that. You're just as stupid as the dumbsss linfting without his thumbs.
>>680099000
Double double trips.
>>680094959
THE SONG ON THE RADIO JUST GOT TO THE "YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND" PART HOLY KEK.
>>680094320
I'll be honest m favorite kinds of these are the ones where someone does something stupid and something expensive that isn't a person gets ruined.
>>680102840
that wasnt in china.
>>680093746
Holy fuck
>>680099749
This is stupid. It makes points to basically tell us that we're all slaves to the elite overlords but then goes to say the system is a lie? What the fuck.
Keeping people in debt as "slaves" is a system.
>>680099567
How polite, he took his hat off indoors
>>680096905
The bulls never win but I love it when they get to dish out a little karma
>>680100033
wut
A millennial attitude is thinking everyone actually gives a shit about what you do.
>>680099688
Seriously this...
>>680094483
>>680098850
Thanks for that bit of info I had no idea
>>680102546
Tough way to go.
>>680104045
She must have to wear a diaper, how would the shit just not fall out of her the second it gets past the final turn?
>>680099787
You seem you would be a real asshole in movie theaters.
>>680109568
Topkek karma lol
>>680102910
didnt see that at first, nice catch
>>680104584
>your
Whose retarded faggot?
>>680110203
topkek
>>680110203
>>680104870
For some reason, Asians really hulk out when other Asians beat them in any game. The guy who got cut was probably better at a game than the other guy so he thought the best way to handle the situation is to slit his opponents throat
Anyone got 1 man 1 jar?
>>680110711
>>680110714
hivemind
>>680110500
I picked up as much. Was wondering what game specifically, lol.
>>680100984
that is so much fucking blood in such a short amount of time thats insane
>>680094738
Holy shit thats amazing
>>680111254
he fucking went for her...
that's pretty fucked up...
>>680093350
It's like watching spaghetti swatting at a fly
>>680111109
He must have sliced right through the jugular. Within 30 seconds of that the guy would have collapsed from the extreme drop in blood pressure, and within 3 minutes he'd be dead. There are cases where people have had arteries cut and survived, but they're extremely rare and only ever happen when EMTs are nearby.
>>680093570
She def plays for Real Madrid
>>680110085
this is why OSHA exists
>>680111548
Wait, shit, not jugular. That's the vein. The carotid artery.
>>680111558
oooooh trips and dubs
>>680111618
holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck. FUCK THAT
>>680111861
you're overreacting like a little bitch
this is a preferable way to die. painless.
This dog gets messed up!
>>680112141
eh
Both had a man & some kind of jar
.... now that I re-read it, I realized what WEBM he was referring to
>>680110538
dude what the fuck that guy wasn't taking shit from him
>>680112141
>>680112377
Sooooo... Yall fuckers have it?
>>680097850
mfw the fuzz dropped a chair on his head at the end
>>680099995
No, he died.
Rate me plz>>680097850
They put a dog on him for no reason? Fukin savage
>>680094045
Fucking ouch.
But dem dubs
>>680105200
Thats Stoya
>>680111642
The carotid has a much higher pressure than the jugular so yea, or both haha. Must have out CS'd him in LoL
>>680099000
"not my hat"
>>680093570
holy shit that was horrible
>>680113113
it's k bby
>>680102876
they were all idiots.
Parents were jay walking, saw car and instead of stopping like any normal person they tried to race him.
Driver, being also stupid tried to pass them instead of slowing down because retard pedestrians are being retard.
he goes all the way up to 70km/h and doesn't brake until he hits them.
>>680098850
I use chrome and they dont play anymore. Got some fucking firmware/upgrade from at&t. Rebooted and they no longer play at this site. i can play from other sites. I think it has to do with sound being stripped off maybe... fucking clueless.
>>680098604
You know there's an app, right?
>>680099447
>tfw
>>680113276
Inertia is a bitch
>>680099688
>What do you have to hide
Go fuck yourself, you kike shill.
>>680094738
Man, FUCK snakes. People who keep snakes as pets are fucking degenerates.
>>680106597
I was thinking the same thing!
>>680113950
who's the grill?
>>680113950
of fuck sandra. how happend to her after the marriage?
>>680094320
Brutal. I love how he gestures like "will you look at that."
>>680112377
I'd trust that dog with my life
>>680113932
you mean momentum, friend
>>680110538
Where the fuck is Waldo?
>>680102876
Honestly I think he was aiming for them. the speed limit is 40, and as soon as he see them he fucking speeds up peaking at 74. There was no cars to the giant fucking open space to the left and he chooses to go barely to the right
>>680102546
Is it just me or that fire looks fake?
>>680109934
Every time I see this gif it pisses me off.
Goddamn shitty ref
>>680109034
Full vid pls
>>680094417
Bet he won't do that again.
>>680111637
Not in sweden.
>>680099567
99.999999999% of the time cameras record boring shit, but 0.0000000001% of the time they get something awesome like a murder suicide.
>>680093025
>stuff.co.nz
kia ora friend
>>680114860
you dont make sense, he is not obligated to do anything until the guy hits the mat, its not like he let the smaller guy pound on him after going unconscious. also if you watch any mma at all, even the top refs catch constant bullshit for early stoppage, late stoppage, not seeing eyepokes, etc.... so you could infer from all of that, that its a fucking hard job, dipshitski.
>>680115416
>>680108610
Why the hell was Mr. Crab sidestepping in to oblivion?
>>680111661
NEWFUCK GTFO
>>680109208
>Quote from man gored:
>"What are you gonna do, gore me?"
>>680115517
topkek at the spaghetti
>>680115550
It's mr. Crabs fuck face
>>680097554
Open in an incognito tab, a little annoying but they still work
>>680093025
he got 5 years in jail, all this becuz the othe rguy eat her girlfriend hot dog... i which they give him 10 years...
>>680110711
Final destination.
>>680112874
WHAT DUBS?
>>680093650
why all this happen in china or thailan... also electric stairs are dead traps down there
>>680096905
>if da bull gets too close, i'ma throw him dis pizza
>>680115880
you sick fuck delete this
>>680109392
the fuck his arms at
sauce?
>>680096905
he got them purple nikes with green laces, I see where the rekt is coming from
>>680115926
Kek
>>680102546
dat file name
>>680113113
why, just why.
>>680095467
Look at the other driver, he just .. tries to out drive the falling crates at 1mph with the unit
>>680114762
You're pretty dumb, breh
>>680102052
>>680115880
Jesus..... Mods?
>>680114789
he was generally accelerating/speeding even before he saw them
>>680115926
Real answer is they have little to no health and safety. Elevators and escalators are built by the lowest bidder for the cheapest price with no safety in mind.
This happens all over from India to china but not in Japan. South america has a lot of that happening as they have been buying alot of cheap Chinese stuff.
>>680100033
No seriously, this. Fuck anyone who thinks otherwise.
>>680111618
That guys neck is fucking powder
>>680104870
>knives not illegal yet
>tragic stabbing happens
>push to make knives illegal begins
>because if knives are illegal peopel will not murder other people!
>assault knife bins set up
>>680115735
Wow, that guys head exploding did all that damage?
>>680100884
B8 harder faggot
>>680104063
thats sad...
>>680110203
>>680099000
Clearly he fell for it.
>>680104063
>no guts no glory
>>680116654
Do you want to take this outside you pompous little faggot? Talk shit get hit, bitch
>>680100324
Would you like video cameras in every room of your house linked up to corporation or govt watching everything you do?
>>680108440
>Kid has suicidal toughts and wented to parents
>Parents Hard working Asians with a gun
>Dad tries some hard shit with prompting "Put your issues to the wall or get over it"
>Issues are now all over the wall and parents to a crawl
;^)
>>680105153
http://tribune.com.pk/story/960231/man-dies-during-paris-music-festival-after-falling-off-statue/
>>680108440
>whot.gif
seriously what
>>680116897
It's shills m8, don't reason with them.
>>680107894
only when she has to sneeze or laugh hard
>>680116926
Can you not read you stupid little faggot?
>>680099447
thats heart breaking
>>680097420
i know that is foult of the stupid father, but the cars in russia dont have fuking brakes??
>>680109392
>Hands up
>Didnt Do Nothin
>>680116926
Fucking newfags... It's not even that confusing looking, and the story is posted every fucking time that clip is.
>Faggot shot himself in the head, parents walk the dinosaur
Fucking get with it retard, fuck.
>>680117075
It was there fault you dumb faggot
>>680103532
You're the dumbfuck in this situation
>>680097954
>Using a stone chopping block with a steel axe
This is why savages cant get ahead in the world. A complete lack of critical thinking.
>>680102876
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3177284/Three-year-old-boy-holding-pushchair-catapulted-30ft-air-hit-speeding-car-Russia-smashed-twin-brother-sister.html
>>680117175
i know the fthar shouldn't try to out run the car, but at least the car could try to stop or somthing...
>>680108440
Did he smack him upside the head after he fucking blew his brains out?
>>680109392
someone should give him a hand
>>680114380
Ya
>how happened to her
Huh? How the fuck happened??
>>680117424
Okay Richard petty let's see you dodge them in that piece of shit, jesus Christ
>>680109034
What's the story here?
>>680100087
watched it 3 times before I saw the cyclist
was like, why's that guy running to pick up the sign?
must really care about keeping debris out of the road
>>680111637
You know the little note on every US ladder that says DON'T STEP ABOVE HERE or NO STEP on the utility panel. It's there for a reason.
>>680113113
nice of him to close that door someone forgot open
>>680118021
Edgey
>>680095467
>clean up in aisle 2
>>680117046
Get fucked faggot
This is nature and this time the lion didn't get his tasty delicious meal.
>>680117763
Looks like Ukraine or maybe former Yugoslavia
>>680115674
kek
>>680115735
he died pretty relaxed I'd say
>>680117046
For who?
I say fuck the lion.
>>680108890
Sucks to get killed by your evil twin.
>>680118392
I don't think so
>>680109392
what a bitch nigger god dam walk that off fucking pussy pppffffft
>>680116334
Wow, play stupid games...
>>680093025
damn. wonder if he even survived. that cunt needs to go to prison and never get out.
>>680094738
Bad snek
et pupperz
>>680094738
So fluffy, I'm gonna die
>>680118715
Let me guess, your parents went to bed so you can swear now?
>>680099447
first lion is a male, second is a female...
>>680099749
fuck this photo
>>680093650
health and safety laws piss me off.
until i see shit like this.
>>680119026
Do you want to take this outside you pompous little faggot? Talk shit get hit, bitch
>>680109392
Tropic Thunder?
>>680109568
Zoolander?
>>680110995
Love how the tire goes for the pin.
>>680094738
OH man, that last look...
>>680119280
Wouldn't want you to get grounded for sneaky out again. Just go to bed kid.
>>680112377
That's one happy dodge! Makes up the the snek puppy vid
