Faces of /b/ thread continued! >Post, Rate, Chill or tel
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>Post, Rate, Chill or tell us what you're listening to!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt7x5YSY1W0&index=36&list=PL7UsWUCtHnZX8cjZ7_wxpIkoSVxLevGTz
>>680087089
fuck off jim
>>680087089
listening to judith by a perfect circle
>inb4 furfag
i know
>inb4 trap
no
>>680088382
so utterly fuckable
>>680089301
>>680089391
let's see where this goes
>>680089301
cool guy
R8 or naw
>>680089441
honestly seem pretty chill
Listening to I Don't Think it's Too Late by Teen Suicide
>>680088382
Well you look good so its alright
>>680089301
>>680089391
>>680089441
Holy fucking shit dude
hello again
>>680089441
That's the stonecold look of a man whose father scraped the butter out of the butter container, took a massive shit inside the container, and put the butter back on top for his unsuspecting family to eat from until they discovered his plot 3 weeks later.
>>680089643
What a fine upstanding citizen
>>680089653
beiber faggot
>>680089441
You look the type to suck a dick and casually drop it in conversation
>>680087089
You got a nice jawline
>>680089823
You look like a damn cartoon
>>680087089
Kek you made this thread earlier and got shit on and then the thread 404ed lmao you tried so hard to look clever in that thread too
>>680089830
Kek'in so hard.
What do you think?
>>680090062
Well your eyes look okay but sure go ahead
>>680090062
Holy fuck you look like a rapist. I'd be scared to be alone with you.
Mac from always sunny reporting in
>>680089301
>>680089391
>>680089441
i would bang you like a screen door in a hurricane
>>680090101
You look like Ed Sheeran but more effeminate (idk how that's written)
>>680090101
Ugh I hate when people that can't properly grow facial hair think they look good so they keep that shit.
R9?
>>680088382
youre adorable how old are you?
>>680090277
>I should shave off this stupid shit and stop slicking my hair...
>nevermind then I would look like a thumb
>mfw a thumb would be more attractive.
>>680090277
Fucking mutant ass forehead
>>680090400
:^)
>>680090384
What the hell you look like some mexicans uncle who always drinks and cracks jokes about everyone why are you on /b/
>>680090093
the last thread hit image limit, i think youve got the wrong guy
>>680089830
lmao hahahahaha
>>680089643
seems like a chill guy, sick rave candy.
>>680090440
Mfw
>>680090589
Nope same picture and everything but only one other person posted their pic and op kept replying with shit like "keep bumping the thread :)" It's just this guy makes the same thread multiple times a day
Well my old profile pic for shit is only one on my phone so here it is.
>>680090794
i am OP, still dont know what youre talking about mate. just chill or find a new thread, no need for that type of ish here
>>680090319
Trimmed it down with the smallest guard I had because i'm too lazy to shave. I'm usually clean shaven.
>>680090765
yah for the most part Im a koo person, ty also
>>680091075
>being so insecure about a failed thread you pretend it never happened
Kinda pathetic but alright if you wanna play that way I'll let you have it
>>680090794
You don't have the right threat. The last one hit image limit.
>>680089830
funny funny funny guy
>>680089643
>that tattoo
>that gay ass rave shit
>balding
You look like a guy who failed in life
>>680089653
Nationality?
>>680091351
Didn't say it was the last thread, please learn to read before replying ok buddy?
>>680089830
>>680091237
i dont know what else to say, but believe what you will i guess
>>680089301
Kill yourself now
>>680091445
English, and why?
>>680091549
Okay.
>>680091237
No you're right. This guy has been making threads for the last three days . Same picture.
>>680088497
Can someone just tell me how boring and unremarkable I look so I can confirm it and move on in life please? I've done nothing with "style" and dress about as normal as it gets (plain colored tshirts, jeans, etc). Seems a lot of dudes who go for some niche looks get way more attention... I guess I just don't think I have some remarkable features that make me think I have a certain "look" to go for.
>>680092176
I have indeed, a bunch of them fail, i just dont remember what anon is described
>>680089880
Ik but i look even faggier in different hairstyles
>>680088497
gay soldier tease/10
>>680092414
Probably a sign you should ease up on the amount of threads you make
>>680092869
It could be, but who has the time to think about that when you're off making threads?
>>680092349
Do you have a sister? If so, ask her for advice. Even if it sucks, she's still a girl who probably knows more about what could make you attractive to girls than you do. Might be awkward depending on your relationship but idk, it's a start if you're really concerned. I think you look pretty good btw. "Traditionally handsome" is what I'd say you are.
need an honest rate, only pic on new phone
It's me fam
>>680089301
>Nerv pin
I wanna hate you but I can't anon
>>680095498
You're just as homo as he is
![20151017_154133[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gIJAQ5p.jpg "20151017_154133[1].jpg")
Roast me
mind if I cut in~?
>>680095926
TOOKALAH HELLIA OMMBRA$$$$ AWAY! AWAY!
>>680096101
Are you that one guy who posted pics while he was drinking?
>>680095975
Why are you posting peoples snaps?
>>680096385
Idk send her dick pics tho
>>680093768
I don't have family. Traditionally handsome? I always took that to mean something similar to "having a face that only a mother could love" when people said that about me. I guess I've been mistaking the compliment as a sideways insult. Thanks anon but I still feel slightly disappointed lately that I don't seem to get any female glances or flirty attention. I'm 6' tall and muscular too (but not overly, im still skinny by all accounts) which I've always heard/read is what most women prefer... but still barely any attention. What other factors matter in physical attraction for women?
>>680096339
I was! thread 404'd just as things were getting good.. and I still gots plenty of beer
>>680096101
i recognize you! big fan, come on in. honored to have you
>>680096755
youre what i imagined every /b/tard to look like before face threads
>>680095926
blurry
>>680093874
what the literal fuck?
>>680095926
yung clark kent, not saving lives yet but still a good samaritan by allowing the aspiring photographer with Parkinson's to take his picture
>>680096612
Lol idk how you figured "traditionally handsome" was anything other than a genuine compliment, but it is. Your face is nice. You say you're 6 feet tall which is good too but how much do you weigh? Post body?
>>680096765
thanks! don't mind if I do~
>>680096931
hey, whatever it takes!
>>680095975
Awesome tits
Well fuck me running. I'll post a body shot expecting that I'll get ripped to shreds by "lol douche alert" responses but if it's FOR SCIENCE and hopefully constructive advice... here goes.
>>680098002
nice v, but work on pegs obliques and abs and also pretty much everything. shave facial hair and chest hair
Sup
>>680098342
sells oregano to you on the school bus when youre in 5th grade/10
>>680098002
OK yeah you're def skinny and need to bulk up a bit. Just off hand I see that you have a long neck and your shoulders aren't quite wide enough for it to seem proportional. Not terrible, just not optimal. Since I know most women like guys to have a somewhat wide upper body (similar to how guys typically like girls with wide hips and a "curvy" type of appeal) I'd suggest you eat and lift. You're lucky to be skinny because you'll see gains much quicker than anyone with over 15% body fat. I'd say give it 6 months and you'll prob be a sexy beast.
>>680098002
nice! you supplementing the running with lifting?
r8 me
listening to this cocaine makes me feel like im on this song by system of a down
Listening to Rage Against the Machine, Daft Punk, and 2 Skinee J's
>>680099085
And about to go shoot up a school
>>680099085
dont make me report you nigga
>>680098253
>>680098532
>>680098684
I haven't lifted or ran since high school (Class of '11). I played sports in high school but even then I just got by with natural athleticism (small school in a pretty non-competitive area). I suppose I'll have to get back into the swing of things... I never really liked working out though. I never felt awesome the way others seem to after they workout. Always seem to read every gymrat's "GYM ADDICT GETTING SWOLE" posts online and feel like Im never amped after a gym visit. I'm usually super goddamned tired and feel like shit after
>>680099661
well, you gotta rock your own concert, brother.. fuck what the crowd is here to say or hear, you're here for YOU! get your reps in, shower off, have a good sleep.. it's an easy path to a slammin' bod and you're well on the way
>>680099418
Wut
>>680100043
Thanks guy. I'll remember the kind words when I lift - starting tomorrow. Keep up the good vibes from alcoholville!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A0NDxRNdQKk
r8?
who dares post a picture of themselves from right now?
>>680100842
tired/10
>>680100842
Is your name Tim?
>>680100752
seek out music from towering fantasy flicks, it can help! makes your shit fucking LEGENDARY! saludos~!
>>680100892
Sure man.
>>680101504
lookin' a little drunk there buddy. did you drink a glass of water?
>because you look like jesus? eh? anyone? water to wine? no? fuck you?
>>680101132
>>680101209
I'm whoever you want me to be honey
>>680101504
cool look going on
fucking, normies. go back to facebook, meet each other up, and suck each other off.
>>680101886
you're a long way from /r9k/
>>680102000
and you from your faggot social media, you normie shitstain.
>>680101634
That's just me sober. I slightly tired. But I plan on taking some sleeping pills to make sure I can sleep. Gotta do laundry tomorrow.
Thanks to the anon who said I look cool. Here's more?
Go green day i guess
you know that that's what you want. you want to see who is cute so you can jerk it to their picture. and you fags uploading your pics, you like the idea of guys jerking it to your pics. why do you guys even come here? stay on instagram, you fags.
>>680102319
would relose virginity to
Rate it
>>680102319
>>680102516
Samefag
>>680102319
>vapenation
>go green
lol
>>680102773
nope
>>680102868
yep
>>680102463
for validation
>>680102868
yep
I thought he meant green day the band. Also, yes I mean he. Girls don't fucking post here lol
>>680102929
Nope
Why would I compliment myself if I have hundreds of guys trying too get my pussy
>>680103177
>>680103193
Samefag
>>680103285
4 second post different
>why such angry neckbeard because shes out of your league?
>>680103177
you fuckin gay bro?
>>680103193
>>680103177
yep
>>680103391
I'm out of her league you mean, bitch.
>>680103285
I believe the guy calling same fag over somebody defending being called a same fag. Both users should clearly post a time stamp.
>>680087089
you look like the kind of faggot that screams MODS every time someone posts a pic of a girl that doesn't look 30. is that you? are you that faggot?
>>680103562
ur mum should post a timestamp lol #rekt #proequality
>>680103686
You sound like an underage anon who's angry some obnoxious anon screamed MOD against him
>>680098507
damn that made me laugh
>>680090093
OP made this thread a day or 2 ago as well I didn't know the picture was actually him, thought he was fishing for photos of other anons but it seems like he's serious
>>680103899
nah kiddo, I just get tired of those faggots like you that scream mod every time a pic is posted. shit gets old.
you still look like a faggot though.
>>680103773
Lol u sure rekt me m80
>>680103899
you taste like that kid who hasn't taken a shower in six weeks while say mod thread in every once
>>680103899
that wasnt even me (OP), but yeah >>680103686 we get it, it's hard fitting in when you're new
>>680104210
>taste
>>680088382
Wait ur u the college girl from that suicide stream
>>680104319
>pic related
>>680104011
again, that wasnt OP, but nice try backing down now that you know you look retarded
>>680104566
well ur dumb so lol
>>680104011
>you look like a faggot
>Implying OP is the one replying
I think the mods posting is funny. Cancerous. But I came here to get cancer. Besides, it has been way worse in the past
>>680093874
what was the context of this picture? why would you ever dare to take something like this
>>680104827
>passed
ftfy
>>680104935
>>680104679
worst bait ive seen in my 6 years on 4chan
>>680105043
lol u must not lurk often enough then my man
>>680105187
why are you still in this thread? you made a fool of yourself, just get out while you still can
>>680105325
lol do you even lurk often enough bro?
>>680105325
lol square up not lurn enough looking faggot
>>680105325
Srsly mang. Take advice from Jesus Guy. Make like a tree and leaf
>>680105325
this will be a battle of epic propportions my dude lol
>>680105504
nope
this thread is retarded
Well i can no longer post unless im on bfs wifi....which isnt often....you win this time /b/
Currently watching the playoffs
>>680105743
3.5/10
sorry, your forehead is too big and im not a fan of your hair color. your eyes and nose are displeasing to the eye and general facial proportions are off. not much you can do about it but, im sure youll find someone anyway :) best of luck
>>680105731
OP here, couldn't agree more. One of the lower quality so far. Still good to see everyone who usually comes through though.
r8
>>680105743
Eyebrows, nose, forehead and hair are all bad. Like the eyes and cheeks.
>>680105969
Find someone...? I have someone...
Uh nice try though
>>680106169
Im flawless
>>680087089
Listening to my neighbors upstairs arguing and doing laundry.
>>680106503
I was actually kidding. Idgaf about what you look like because I'll never meet you or see you again.
>>680106703
Well you might you never know...i do post often...at least i used to :(
>>680106859
More of a lurker. Anyhow, I'm in the 740 24/7
>>680096755
Cool bowler hat, man.
>>680087089
im the one in the middle. listening to flatbush zombies
>>680106623
Gangam Style!
>>680096325
TOOKALAH HELLIA OMMBRA$$$$ AWAY! AWAY!
>>680107122
Heyyyy sexy dubs.
>>680102293
>I plan on taking some sleeping pills to make sure I can sleep. Gotta do laundry tomorrow.
Yeah you wanna be ready for your big day.
>>680098342
Tanner?
okay
>>680107669
Cool coat, sweet glasses.
>>680107780
thanks :)
>>680106503
was just giving constructive feedback. i know thats not always easy to hear. good luck anon
>>680107583
I'm sorry I'm weird man. I have super bad insomnia. I want to sleep well so I can party after work.
>>680107669
You look like somebody who kidnaps people and replaces them with a clone.
>>680108132
fuck, I gotta run ...
>>680107939
It would be constructive if it were true
here's what shooty head boy wonder likes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLoytewvn0g
>>680108353
heh, forgot pic
>>680108261
Man living at home is such a drag
Your mom threw away your best porno mag
She busts in yelling what's that noise!
Mom your just jealous it's the Beastie Boy's!
And you look like one of them. My man.
>>680108013
Don't apologize. I don't give a fuck. I was just mocking your wording. Have a nice party.
>>680108224
well, everyone sees beauty differently i guess? idk, i think we both know you just need to accept it. no point lying to yourself you know? looks arent everything
>>680108224
Just ignore the assbag
>>680108503
Hahahahahahah i look pretty young in that picture
>>680105743
>needs to point out the fact that she has a boyfriend
>tells us what she's doing like we give a shit
lolwat?
Listening to EH!DE
>inb4 stoned
Yeah
>>680108406
androgynous/10
>>680108624
Nah I'll probably just take twice as many now and hang myself after cutting up my arms
>>680108911
if that's what it takes for you to stop expecting attention on 4chan with below average looks then, be our guest
I DID IT I FINALLY DID IT I GOT THE FUCKING BESERKER'S BLADE AFTER 4 DUCKING HOURS
>>680108958
Graham pls
>>680109622
woot
>>680109736
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Ok, this thread is over. Goodnight everyone!
