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any other ivyfags in /b/?
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Columbia here
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>>680085640
Upenn aquí
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>>680085640
yale
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>>680085640
What are we talking about? something sexual? Im new on /b and this is my mothers new computer...sorry no milf porn
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cornell po
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>>680085640
yale
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Tell me, Is it worth the money? Or time it took to get the scholarships?
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ucla
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Columbia as well
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>>680087018
lol
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>>680085640
Devry University in da house bitches!
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UPenn grad without a job
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>>680085640
Harvard. Never seen an ivy thread on here before, but I knew there were some of us lurking here.
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Columbia, fuck this school
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>>680085640
Cornell '11
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Brown... if that counts
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>>680087529
sure beats the guy who said "UCLA"
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princeton class of 2012

Cornel West was/is a dumb nigger

come @ me fgts
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>>680087529
it does not
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>>680087579
Thank fucking God
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MIT fag checking in. This place is great.
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>>680086874
My school had insane financial aid. Barely had to take out any loans. 15 student debt was insanely easy to pay off.
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>>680087674
Not an Ivy faggot
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>>680087777
daaaaaamn checked
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>>680086874
maybe not as a recent grad, but definitely over a lifetime
the alumni networks are full of people in high places and when people ask where you went to school, people will react with admiration
many jobs (especially in finance) and promotions are realistically off limits to people without ivy league education
promotion also happen quicker across the board
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Arkansas Community College reporting in.
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>>680087674
>>680087777
Harvard fag here. If we're letting Cornell count, then MIT certainly is welcome
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>>680086368
Jewfag?
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>>680088001
Ivy's a sports league. They don't even play sports
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>>680087920
My friend graduated from Wharton. He said it helped him get into the door in investment banking but now that he's there it's hell.
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I attend a California state school
fuck yo couch nigga
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>>680087386
same situation as you. good luck with it all dude
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>>680088147
>My friend graduated from Wharton

mine did too
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>>680088126
I know it's a sports league, but it just feels off that guys at Cornell learning professional farming are 'Ivy Leaguers' but some MIT guy who's building rockets for Elon Musk isn't
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>>680088295
This kid did. He's brilliant. His father is one of the top cardiologists in the country.
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>>680088001
Ivy League is a sports league. Mit is not included.

Cornell engineering science/engineering is fantastic. Engineering probably better than harvards but not on par with Mit.

Of course the hotel school,industrial labor relations, and the ag school are complete horseshit
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>>680088421
Who the fuck attends Cornell to study hospitality management?
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>>680088147
ib is like that for analysts, but more senior levels have better lives
also many leave ib and go into vc/pe/consulting in roles that they wouldn't really have access to without the ivy education and ib background
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>>680085640
I graduated from Hogwarts
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>>680086874
Double ivy here with my $0.02.

I constantly regret going to Princeton UG. Unless you're already connected or super charismatic I don't think it opens many doors and was a miserable experience. I think I'd have been much happier being a big fish at a happy state school or liberal arts college.

Harvard Law is the exact opposite. If you want to be a lawyer, especially with a high paying corporate job, you absolutely get your money's worth IMO.
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>>680088421
back in high school my gf attended a summer camp thing at cornell for the hotel program

all because some nasty jew her mother was dating (and later married) was alum and on the board of whatever
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Ivy League Girls thread?
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>>680088543
Dumb sluts. Seriously. It's an entire program full of dumb sluts and faggots. They end up landing pretty plush jobs though. But they literally study how to best be faggy servants for rich people.
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>>680088743
no theyre all ugly
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Ivy school of business uwo
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>>680088743
>all huge nosed kikes and ugly chinks

uhhh no anon
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Stoner fag here. Do Ivy Leaguers party extremely hard?
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>>680088001
>>680088394
>>680087606
Guess some of the ivies still have affirmative action for retards.
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>>680088421
>The Gorge
>It beckons
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>>680088543
Geniuses who want comfortable jobs, unlike the rest of us law/finance/science suckers
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>>680085640
does west point count
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>>680088918
Some do, some don't. Same as every school. They tend to be better at not being retarded while they are sober though. Stoners struggle.
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>>680089112
>tfw I'm studying literature
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>>680089187
Yes. Most definitely. You are definitely at an Ivy
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University of Phoenix, the Ivy League of Online degrees. But how come I can't get into a Med or Law School???
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>>680089187
No. And I can tell you didn't go there because if you did you'd be smarter.
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>>680088918
>Stoner fag here. Do Ivy Leaguers party extremely hard?

you're never going to find out with your brain working at 50% its potential while you shove cheetos down your throat as you play through dark souls for the second time
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>>680085640
Upcoming MIT student planning on PhD in
Comp E.
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>>680089396
I was fucking kidding fam
I actually went navy with NROTC instead
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>>680085640
Nope. University of North Georgia. All I have to comfort me for my pleb school is the lack of shrieking SJWs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IEFD_JVYd0
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Brown. Best place.
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>>680089501
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>>680089501
i am not sure but this seems like projecting
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Not quite ivy, but Carleton here
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>>680089541
>PhD
You better be good, with all that competition with foreign students
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>>680085640
UCLA, got rejected by brown and princeton. im dumb.
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>>680089581
Kudos brother
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>>680086368
whats up bro? cs major
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>>680089645
Lol

Never heard of it
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>>680089648
I'd say I'm pretty good. White master race always wins in the end. Besides, there seems to be more foreigners(excluding Asians) in computer science. Fuck that, CompSci is for codemonkeys.
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>>680089501
Aka no. They're fucking nerds.
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>>680089560
So glad I didn't choose Yale.
Dodged a fucking bullet.
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>>680088421
cornell is a weird mix of retards and smart people

hotel, ilr, and human ecology are completely retarded, and guaranteed ilr transfers are some of the most retarded people i have ever met

engineering school is top notch, but some of the other schools which are more diversified are a mixed bag

the arts school which is prestigious has a ton of really easy majors (history, econ, and pol sci are like a total of 10 really easy courses) and a ton of more difficult majors (chemistry, physics, bio)

for ag school, people often think it is retarded because of the acceptance rate and retarded ag (and some other) majors, but you actually apply to the major not the school, so reporting and people's understanding is a bit off. ag school has the prestigious aem business program which is among the most difficult majors to get in at cornell, and ag also has many majors which are literally the same as across engineering or cas. i was a bioeng cals major and took literally 100% the same classes as other bioeng majors and had the same acceptance rate, but i got to pay a lot less (not that it really matters with the aid)

in short, cornell is kind of a cluster fuck and in many cases deserves getting shit on, but not in other cases. the most recent president was hoping to get rid of a lot of this bullshit, but she died of colon cancer less than a year after her inauguration
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>>680089940
Are you a senior in high school?
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Sigh I wish I got into an Ivy League. Now I'm stuck with dumbnuggets at a school that isn't worth what I deserve.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5Rqlci0lFA

Ivy League Baller
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>>680090279
>what you deserve
You don't deserve shit faggot. You work for what you want and if you didn't get into an Ivy, then you've got no one to blame but yourself
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>>680090180
Yes, admitted and going for sure though.
And yes, 18.
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>>680090013
it's worse than you can imagine. Constantly have to watch what you say, it's like living in a weird PC distopia
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>>680090403
But I did work hard. I was much smarter than the other fags at my school who got in. They just looked great on paper, and no one could see them for what I saw them for.
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>>680089732
bio major
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>>680090577
it's a crapshoot sometimes. They can only admit a small percentage of the people who are qualified, so even good fits get left out
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I fucked up my first half of highschool now I'm stuck in a decent state school fml.
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>>680090809
>state school
>decent
choose one idiot
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>>680090475
You're a fool for thinking you're good. Everyone goes to school thinking they're the best, but you aren't shit, kid. You gotta learn that now. You may be valedictorian of your class, but you're going to be competing against the vals of thousands of other schools. And those foreign exchange kids. Trust me, they are FAR better than most Ivy-tier American kids. I know because I've already been there. I have friends who have gone to stanford and to MIT and yale, thinking they were going to be engineers, but only to be washed out of their majors within two years.
Don't take it hard, or as an insult. I'm giving you advice as someone who has experience: DO NOT go into MIT thinking you're good. You aren't. You'll be 'average' if you're lucky. To truly get good, it will take a LOT of work, and you will stumble. Work hard, kiddo.
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>>680088394
farming i no joke bro
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>>680088185
FUCK YO HOUSE
FUCK YO COUCH
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>>680091035
hahaha when I said "pretty good" I mean't slightly above what I'd expect to be average. I don't expect to be the brightest mind at MIT or one of those "Good Will Hunting" types. I'm well aware I'm competing with better people now, not normies.
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>>680088185
>CSU
That's shit
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>>680090775
I know.
It just hurts when the way it works at your school is that students rat race each other to take as many AP's as they can to inflate their gpa. Many took shit loads of classes at a local university over the summer. Many sneaked their way into AP classes as freshmen or sophomores that they technically weren't allowed to be taking.

Instead of focusing on that bullshit like I should've, I focused on math contests, history bowl, etc. and literally would destroy many of the students who got into the ivies in the various contests we participated together in.

Some other clubs would bar other students from entering- they had a system where you "applied" to them, but instead of giving out a fair non biased test to see who was best for it, they told you to send a slip with your name and teacher recs. Everyone would get the exact same recs, the only difference was who knew who in the club already. The whole clique of the toxic gpa racers knew each other and let each other in.
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I went to the University of Kentucky.
What does that get me?
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>>680089673
There was a kid in my class who got into Yale but didn't go. Went to UC berkley instead
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>>680090161
this
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>>680091412
Well you're taking baby steps. Also, the whole 'white masterrace' shit? Yeah thinking like that will also kill you. Chances are you are going to be beat by some asian kid from china doing the same degree, and thinking you're superior will make you feel invulnerable to failure
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>>680090505
This. It's true at all of them I've been to.
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>>680091518
shit tier
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>>680090279
holy pretention batman!
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>>680090475
I thought the same, but I was wrong.

You're number one in your little nobody high school right now, but you're about to step into the most competitive scientific institution in the world. You will not be number one over there unless you are incomparably genius.

Pray you are prepared to be immersed in an environment where every single freshman admitted are former valedictorians/perfect scorers on every AP/IB/SAT II test there is. There are some who have already invented something extraordinary even before they got there and its how they got in. (The girl who made a bionic arm, for example).

Good luck, friendo. - From a Berkeleyfag.
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>>680091537
Honestly the Ivy title doesn't mean shit when the school is easily worse than UC Berkeley (I'm looking at you, Dartmouth)

That's not even including schools like Caltech, Stanford, MIT, etc.
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>>680091770
I keep my clear racism on this site.
Colleges are too fucking PC in this age, I would get fucking annihilated and blacklisted.
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>>680092413
conventional wisdom brings conventional power and conventional $$$. I'm fine with being conventional.
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>>680091450
k that does sound really shitty i agree
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>>680091770
dude give him a brek 18 y/o are always retarded faggots
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>>680092578
>2016
>being conventional

You've got a choice here
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>>680092267
Doesn't matter, The mindset is toxic. If you are even covertly racist, you will get angry if you are beaten by an Asian or a Black. And I don't know how angry you get, but getting mad at yourself over such petty things will be bad for academic health. Especially when you realize that you are probably actually inferior to other races erhm Asians.
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>>680092212
>(I'm looking at you, Dartmouth)
hey fuck you buddy!
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>>680092718
I'm helping him because I went to college thinking like that and boy did I learn fast. Real fast
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>>680092783
More like
>2016
>be a retarded faggot
Choose one
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>>680093015
Your response is amusing.

Did I anger you?
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>>680092620
thanks, makes it feel a bit better :)
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>>680085640

UoC fag here feeling inadequate about not being in an Ivy.
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>>680093197
just dont be sour about it too much longer
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>>680092797
I know asians are god tier. And I believe any race that gets into MIT is okay in my book. I just hate the inner city dindu nuffins.
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>>680093088
No I'm being serious. Liberals act like they are going to change the world, being all 'special' and shit, but they sound just like idealistic children.
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>>680093507
That doesn't make you a racist bro, that just shows you have common sense
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>>680093394
Eh. It's life. Sometimes it can be fucked up.
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University of Viña del Mar representing
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ivy league prof here

all my degs are from ivy's too (bach/masters/phd)

doesn't really matter in academia, since everything is a melting pot. but if you go to one everyone knows and goes 'ah'. everyone assumes it means you know something.

a colleague was in my office today talking about how he got accepted to harvard undergrad early. he was in his 50s, leader in his field, nature/science pubs etc....and still talks about getting into harvard for undergrad.

it's a stupid vestigial trait of blue blooded elitism, but thankfully smart people electing to stay in less expensive state schools (not counting chicago, stanford, mit, duke, etc...) produce some fucking amazing things. i say this as someone who is part of the problem and actively try not to be an ivy league douche.
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>>680094346
Do you ever think to yourself:

"Why do I come onto 4chan and lie? I mean it doesn't get me anywhere. Oh well, time to post"
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>>680094346
so says the academic
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>>680093615
I couldn't agree more.

They aren't called regressive for nothing.

My initial point was that conventional wisdom will only bring an individual to a limit, after which many pursue a PhD elsewhere. This is usually for the individual to seek knowledge in a manner that is more involved or interactive (particularly with historical sciences [e.g. Geology, Paleontology, Paleoecology]) where funding within a department is more agreeable for the PhD student than an Ivy League College.
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Dartmouth checkin in
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Pennfag here. Engineer reporting in
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Almost got it, I'm at Holy Cross
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>>680088118
yup
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>>680094558
do you ever think to yourself "i am a retarded fucking faggot, why do i write these posts? oh well ill post it anyway HUEHUEHEU"
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>>680094812
What kind?
Comp master race reporting in.
Basically an EE but with some CS tbh.
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>>680095238
You have convinced me, you are definitely an ivy league professor. I can tell by your fluent and refined English
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>>680094558
i worked really hard to get here, so the fact that you think it would be unbelievable is making my night
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>>680095612
Sure buddy, whatever helps you sleep at night.
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>>680094593
do you like it?
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>>680095496
you have convinced me that youre a fucking retard because im obviously not the professor you were responding too
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>>680095612
>making my night
what a shitty night
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>>680095889
Its aight i guess
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>>680096038
If anything its not obvious, since you replied to my comment that was aimed at the "professor".

If anything, you're the retard. I mean, thats how you're coming across
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>>680089501

How do I get my brain at 100% its potential? I don't even smoke weed I might just be horrendously autistic. I just cannot bring myself to study with the same vigor as most of my peers.
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>>680096264
what dont you like about it?
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>>680088647
This post made me laugh
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>>680096038
fuck off professor dipshit.
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Yale here. And no, the SJWs are actually not that bad. They all shut the fuck up as soon as exams started last semester. And we haven't been cucked out of calling our residential college masters "master"

Cough cough harvard cough cough Princeton
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>>680096543
i have 2 degrees that say go fuck yourself
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>>680096503
approach the content with curiosity
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>>680096503
Eat well, get some sleep and exercise. Its not magic you tool
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>>680096636
I have 358 degrees that say you can't turn around and walk away, faggot.
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>>680094346
Time stamp with 2 student's work infront, graded
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>>680096636
in general, you spell out numbers below 10.

source: ivy league
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>>680094346
You teach a liberal art, if you really are a professor.
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>>680091035

Any tips for working hard, m80?
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>>680096737
>professor detected.

When did this turn into a role playing thread?
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Y'all a bunch of googling fagzys
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>>680096636
I'm not even joking now, I'm genuinely concerned about your mentality. Either you're a school child, which I fully understand, and if so you shouldn't be on an 18+ board.
And if you aren't a school child, then you have my deepest sympathies
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>>680094593
Dartmouth '04 here.

Loved it.
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>>680085768
Columbia too
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>>680097112
>you have my deepest sympathies

Doubtless, this is what you tell all the boys.
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>>680093232
jesus christ do you really exist?

i highly recommend picking something else to be feel inadequate about

sage
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>>680097278
That doesn't even make sense
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>>680094593
topkek, lowest tier ivy
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>>680096916
oh is that how it works?
i thought it was something like you spell out words if the essay is regarding literature, or if its a story, and you type the numbers if its not....
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>>680094593
>>680096264
>>680096531

Man if you aren't having a blast, learning a ton, and meeting amazingly smart and interesting people every day, then you are somehow fucking it up big time.
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>>680096995
right about the time you got your third cumshot to the face of the night
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>>680097441
Evidently the curriculum at Facedown Assup University isn't what it once was.
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>>680097112
hahah chill out negro im not the fucking professor damn stop taking the bait so easily
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>>680097147
what did you love about it?
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>>680090161
Lol, aem is a fucking joke. A portion of the available seats is set aside for retarded athletes.
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>>680097506
pretty sure UCLA is the lowest ranked ivy.
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>>680096966
>You don't go to college to party.
When I would go to gf's, people always thought we fucked the entire night, but in reality, we would study until literally 2 or 3am. Which was fine since we didn't have class everyday. But don't get into that college = party mindset.
>You don't deserve a job, don't think you'll get one
Knowing this should motivate you to work hard and do well in college, even if you have a hard major. Only through hard work and recommendations can you get a job, not simply because "look ma, i'm a 'civil engineer' now!"
>Your phone is satan before exams
Yes, it can helpful for searching things up quickly, but when studying, throw that shit into a cabinet until you finish your cram session. NO MUSIC EITHER
>Know your physical limits
Don't work a job, play 2 sports, be in 10 activities and pursue two degrees. Doing that means that 1. You won't work as hard because you'll be fucking tired. and 2. You'll just end up doing everything shittily
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>>680097506
Please. Penn and Cornell for undergrad (many of their grad programs are top notch) are clearly the Ivy Slums. Save your money and go a good public university. Every person i've ever met who did undergrad at either institution was somewhere on the spectrum from outright stupid to deeply mediocre.
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>>680097678
shut up Gilligan, the professor is talking.
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>>680097878
hoot hoot
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>>680098051
Who's my little buddy?!
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>>680097719
Lots and lots. But the biggest thing is this--every single person there (with the notable exception of a sizeable contingent of recruited big-sport athletes and 10th generation legacies) had at least one thing they were extremely passionate and could speak excitedly and intelligently about. Find that thing, and that person would be fascinating. Since graduating, i've sadly realized that most people are just rather boring and mundane. I miss being so surrounded by people that were more hard-working, smart, and interesting than me.
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>>680088743
here you go, anon. you asked for it.
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>>680098183
mee?
its meee!
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>>680097834
please name one undergrad major at Dartmouth that is nationally ranked.
>that's why Dartmouth is rock bottom of ivies
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>>680098363
Take your trap fetish back to ltbg, you bug chasing faggot.
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>>680097834
in my experience those schools just have a wider range
wharton is good and so is cornell eng
there are shit majors in both schools though, which is the real problem- not that the schools are retarded, but that retards can get into those schools
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MIT, Ivy's are shit, Stanford-MIT-Caltech are the best.
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>>680098282
damn that sounds great. I'm applying there as a transfer and am very excitedly awaiting decisions, which will be out at the beginning of may.
I'm very passionate about cultures and religions and will talk about it till my throat hurts to people that will listen, so that sounds like a bretty cool place for me!
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>>680098363
he said "girls"
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>>680098757
and ucla.
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>>680098588
That's actually a (somewhat famous) girl who went to Yale and Yale Law. And...yeah. That's what ivy women look like.
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>>680098780
>very passionate about cultures and religions and will talk about it till my throat hurts.

You sound like an obnoxious faggot everyone will love to avoid.
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>>680098523
those rankings aren't worth a shit. as a current doctoral student, i am endlessly grateful that my classes were never taught by some idiot doctoral student. stuff like that doesn't show up in school rankings.
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>>680098837
Stop with the fucking meme faggot UCR is superior UC
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>>680098968
dont worry im used to it by now
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>>680098780
>till my throat hurts
You are going to literally going drive everyone away
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>>680091518
Qualified to go to Walmart
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>>680098780
Good luck. I didn't know too many transfers students--i think they are pretty rare--but those that i met appreciated what the school offered more than most i think
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>>680097821
Did you want actual things to do to help motivate yourself for hard work?
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>>680099095
Stop behaving like a faggot then. You don't have to drive everyone away with your endless gibbering.
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>>680087269
"If you want to call me an asshole, just call me an asshole."
"You're an asshole."
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>>680091518
Wait, people in Kentucky have internet? And know how to read?!
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>>680099303
i was playing along with your insults you idiot
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>>680099087
Surely you jest.
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Going to NOVA because my laptop costs more than a semester's price, then transferring to V-Tech for Mech. Eng., am I fucked /b/ros?
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>>680099407
Were you though, were you really?
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>>680099371
They share the one terminal. And book.

It's a gripping read. Dick and Jane go on an adventure to the top of the hill, then run around with their dog. But Spot is not a good dog, so Dick and Jane must find a way to bring him to heel.

Masterfully written for the audience; they'll never need another book.
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>>680087269
Went to DeVry and I'm a startup founder now employing Ivy league faggots to make me money lol

I already knew network security though.. even before faggot fucking mediocre college.
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>>680099183
yeah they accept some tiny number of transfer students, so I only have a tiny chance of getting in. But I will say that merely completing the application was a life changing experience in itself; I definitely look at my education differently now.
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>>680099525
Damage control it sounds like
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>>680095443
CBE master race here. As long as youre not systems or dmd youre okay by me.
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ITT fags with rich daddys and minorities
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>>680099371
hes probably chinese kek
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>>680085640
DeVry here. What's up Ivy bros?
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>>680099498
>Virginia Tech
>meh
>mechanical engineering
>BWAHAHAHA you're fucked
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>>680099610
>startup founder
>network security
>hax0r

oldfag?
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>>680099666
>i was just pretending to be a self aware, obnoxious, rambling faggot.

Satan confirms!
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>>680099525
yes I sincerely was
>>680099666
checked
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>>680099610
are you the hacker known as 4chan?
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>>680099498
Don't listen to these fags. The vast majority of them are going to be wage slaves like any school's student body.
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>>680099862
Ok cool. Give me your Skype. I'd love to discuss stuff and things with you.
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>>680099803
newfag since 2004
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>>680099050
When your school is highly respected by finance, banks for recruiting, I'd say it's worth it for bachelors. None of my major classes were taught by doctoral students, all full time profs. Not sure what youre butthurt about...the waste of time that is your PhD?
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>>680099988
i bet u can't even triforce
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>>680099988
checked and wrecked lol a devry startup founder in an ivy league thread getting trip dubs.

epoc
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>>680099923
>>680099498
>wage slaves
you cucks should try working in banking
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>>680099742
Where did you go?
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>>680099988
How rich are you?
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>>680099742
>>680099923
I took an Oracle class during my last year of HS and was originally going to follow down the CS route with server database design/development. The whole Systems Eng. idea but what scared me was the whole cubicle office environment. Working with my hands I find being the most ideal. I hope maybe to go into the Robotics branch of Eng. so I can use my intuitive coding skills.
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>>680099975
ok teehee here it is
but promise not to give it to anyone else!
skype: kisses.girard
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>>680100229
hmm i drive a 2016 civic lol so not liquid rich.. On paper I'm worth about 7M. But on paper doesn't mean shit til it's liquid. I'm eating like a normal low 6 figure engineer. Except they get dropbox and google food :/

Thought about introducing food into our culture, but most my engineers work from home because fuck svalley commute and we get a lot more done.
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>>680097728
didn't say it wasn't a joke
it is prestigious and highly ranked tho
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>>680099610
>even before faggot fucking mediocre college.
So you're saying if I got to DeVry, I'll learn to fuck faggots?
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>>680100283
As soon as I peel this 20 minute Crest Whitening Strip off my asshole, I'll hit you up.
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>>680085640
yes
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>>680100660
sounds good!
ill get online now to rehearse what im going to say
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>>680091518
Any hot bitches at UK?
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>>680101049
Just at Hogwarts.
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What is the deal with the reject Ivies? This idiot was rejected by CAL/UCLA, but his parents could afford full tuition Brown. Meanwhile my stupid ass was told to fuck off by USC/Stanford/CAL/Caltech/UCLA, but accepted to Michigan and Columbia. My parents would not pay full tuition, so I had to go to shit tier UC San Diego. I know the asshole in the article.

http://www.wsj.com/articles/colleges-wider-search-for-applicants-crowds-out-local-students-1412790096
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>>680101290
I'm not going to read an article and explain it to you. I think it's obvious why you didn't get accepted to an Ivy.
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>>680100223
africa
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>>680099538
Well played, anon. I like the cut of your jib.
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>>680087018
University of
Caucasions
Lost among
Asians

or

University for
Comically
Low
Achievers
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>>680102514
UCLA: Univ. of CA, Lots of Asians
UCR: Univ of CA, Rejected
UCI: Univ of CA, Indians
UCB: Univ of CA, Better-Asians
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>>680102514
Cringed
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>>680097147
What frat affiliated? Only way to prove you went there.
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>>680103090
Nambla House. You?
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>>680101666
Checked.

And he did get accepted to an ivy, illiterate newfriend.
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>>680088185
Which one? I'm gonna guess Humboldt
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>>680103397
You're also illiterate.
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Fresno State

> please kill me
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>>680103321
kekd

north american man boy love association
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Do any of you remember Yale student Victoria Marshman from ANTM? I search her name know, and no new info shows up; like she vanished. I always figured she would wind up on Wall St. and be easy to find online. Are there hot chicks at Ivies; at least Columbia should have some. USC has the pretty white girls on the west coast.
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>>680103582
Rule 16 clearly states we are only supposed to use the acronym.
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>>680099498
You're not fucked. Just prepare to be shit on by UVA students all the time. Source: current UVA student.
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>>680103693
barf.
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>>680103570
Actually, I'm not.

>Meanwhile my stupid ass was told to fuck off by USC/Stanford/CAL/Caltech/UCLA, but accepted to Michigan and Columbia

He was accepted to Columbia. Columbia is an ivy. Fuck off, retard.
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>>680103892
Look Cleetus, I'm not interested in your sob story. Stop obsessing over that guy is who got into an Ivy and just enjoy UCLA.
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>>680088743
Right here.
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>tfw Brown University
feels meh man

who /Harvard reject/ here?
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>>680104180
I've been told Providence is a super cool city to live in. What have your experiences been?
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>>680103752
I realise that college is a small fraction of my life and I wish to essentially "get in and get out"; I'm taking summer classes to get ahead since it aligns with my plan. Thanks for the advice anon, but I don't see how caring how I do compared to others, like UVA students, really matter...
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Cornell U here, fuck you niggers
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>>680085640
Bucknell...
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>>680104329
are you a hotel bro?
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>>680104667
holiday inn express. you?
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hey, guys.
Uh, I just started college 2 semester ago. It's community college, but I'm a student ambassador for the school, and I've been accepted to attend a study abroad program called CEPA-Europe. (Customized Educational Programs Abroad) after I graduate, I'll get my bachelors in Switzerland through the program. It's a study/work program that wil lallow me to get my bachelor degree in 1 year. When i come back, I'm thinking of specializing in Human Resources. My goal is to get a kush ass job as a Human Resources manager on a beach resort somewhere like...Cancun. Do you guys think this is a good plan? I probably won't ever make Ivy league, but My college is free. the military is paying for it.
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>>680104329
>>680104667
>>680104739
cuck
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>>680104060
> called anon cletus
> that guy who is got...
Found the University of Phoenix dropout.
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>>680104828

that sounds fucking great dude
power to ya brother
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I'm trying to work for Marriott. The national average for a human resources manager is a little over $60,000.
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>>680089229
lit students make no sense to me. Like, what are you hoping to achieve in your life? presumably a life of research, or teaching
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>>680105179
Good platform to jump into law.
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If you want to work in the hotel industry would Cornell not be the best choice?
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>>680104928
Thanks man. That means a lot to me. I tried to explain this dream to a girl once, and she completely rejected it. Actually 2 girls have. I don't know what part of "easy ass job" they aren't hearing. Easy money, and it's like getting paid to take a permanent vacation.
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>>680105179
>>680089229
If you end up teaching, go to Southeast Asia and teach ESOL. Teachers there are given way more respect than in 'Merica.
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>>680105414
yeah. there is a school in zurich which is good too
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>>680105414
now that you mention it... My professor, Dr. Newton, graduated from there. I guess it does make sense.
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>>680105569
>trying to explain things to girls
well theres your problem!
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>>680089541
what job are you hoping to get when you graduate with your phd?
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>>680085640
cornell checkin in
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>>680105569
fuck them.
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>>680105730
your witty commentary has caused me to kek, good sir.
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>>680088001
Fuck off Cornell has better job placement for finance you fucking crimson cuck
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>>680095443
what job are you hoping to get when you graduate?
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>>680088543
are you a retarded cuck faggot the hotel school is the best in the world. sure they take easy classes but thats the hotel school in a nutshell. They do the least work and make significantly more than most columbia harvard or brown grads
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Fuck your overpriced colleges and useless degrees. I'm at Embry Riddle training to be a test pilot for deep space craft with contractor's like Virgin galactic or SpaceX
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>>680107014
>triggered
Good for you. No one cares
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>>680096503
if you want to get perfect marks, you need to be competitive. I was a top 3 student at my high school, until my final year when I just lost all motivation and decided to play league all day. Still managed to do well because im naturally intelligent, but I didn't get my first uni preference. Now in uni, I'm determined to excel to sort of prove to my parents that I haven't regressed. my marks are perfect at the moment. To achieve, you need to be driven and hungry for success, otherwise it's very easy to fall back into an "ahh i'll do it tomorrow" sort of attitude
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>>680107148
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>>680097834
Lol penn and cornell ivy slums? fucking dartmouth and brown are the ghetto then. Good luck getting a job fagg0t
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>>680107014
>earth is too scary for me so im running away to space
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>>680087386
Making me contemplate my life ..
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>>680091450
If you are dumb enough to think that math team and history league are more important than AP classes and community service, then you don't deserve to get accepted.
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>>680107350
Literally the dumbest point someone has ever made about space exploration.
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>>680107766
thanks i tried
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>>680104329
Go Big Red fuck these cucks who are gunna work as wage slave fucking cube monkeys for the rest of their lives acting like bucknell and tech schools are ivys. Eat a dick
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>>680107766
i know right, you don't run away to space, you fly
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>>680105414
or real estate ya
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>>680108000
keked and checked
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