Hi /b/ What should I do with this?
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Hi /b/
What should I do with this?
Give it to a responsible adult.
Keep it in a safe yet accessible place and only use it in case of extreme emergency.
Take a course on weapon saftey
>>680084174
Shoot a watermelon. That's how I test my guns. Shoot nigger food.
gun down the first person you see
kys
>>680084174
turn weapon 180° around
pull trigger
Make it a paper hat
>>680084174
what's with the gloves? serial killer much?
>>680084174
Do a 360 walk away and shoot yourself obv
fucking kill yourself
>>680084560
Why would you want him to shoot to his right? Do you know something we don't?
kys faggot
Become an hero
Lick it
FUCKING KILL YOURSELLLLF
Timestamp fagget
an hero
>>680084761
Hello newfriend.
>>680084773
roll
Up the pooper
Kill your parents or kys
>>680084584
I'd just prefer not to get my prints on it. The gun isn't registered to me.
>>680084174
Stick it up your ass, and pull the fucking trigger til it goes "click"
>>680084936
>registered
what kind of commie state do you live in? il, ca, ny?
>>680084936
Is it registered to a murderer? Because otherwise your prints can be on it, no worries.
Ew thumb safety and a round indicator.
You fucking pussy
Toss it in the nearest dupster.
>>680084174
Holy shit I didn't think anybody would be dumb enough to buy a shield in 40sw. And it's the safety version! Good on you OP. Congrats.
>>680085036
Wait you guys don't have serial numbers in other states?
>>680085036
not hard to get gun in New York STATE. Nyc is different.
>>680084936
3edgy5me
>>680084936
Then it's assumed you're double gloved, otherwise you done fucked up.
>>680085036
you for got NM.
>>680084936
>>680084174
>filenames
Idk those are really nice gloves
Shields feel like you're shaking hands with a cat.
>>680085309
Every state has a fucking serial number. Every country, even, if the gun was made in Murrica. That comes from the factory.
>>680085309
Every gun has a serial number.
Not every state requires the serial number to be registered to the person who buys is.
>>680085309
there are serial numbers but there is no registry. the only way the ATF knows who owns the gun is if they go to the location it was sold at and look it up, which they need a search warrant in order to do in most states. let alone private sales, no record of who purchased it second hand. they don't give the serial number to the FBI when they do a background check.
>>680085326
nobody said it was hard, there is just a registry.
>>680084174
>optional loaded chamber indicator
>optional safety
It's too much, I can't even say anything.
>>680084174
>not JUST an LCI, but a bright fucking red LCI
sell ur gun and buy a dildo so u can go fuck your selfloser
>>680084773
>>680084866
No pen/paper around. Is this good enough?
Keep it use it for protection
>>680085888
I'll allow it. Especially with those trips.
Commit a hate crime
>>680085888
checked and keked at your other tab "what is a timestamp?"
i'll stick to my cz-75B instead of that faggot ass M&P.
>>680085724
>>680085852
I bet it came with the optional magazine safety too.
>>680085628
So if I bought a stolen gun in a what I believed to be a "legal" private sale. I'd be able to legally own it? I'm in Commiefornia.
>>680086081
I have one of those.
Kill something
>>680086096
Kek I didn't notice his fucking tabs
>>680086107
That's sexy
>>680086142
>private sales
>california
KEKD
>>680084174
This
>>680085888
Story behind the gun?
>>680084174
keep it in a place that is accessible but secluded in case you need it to save your life.
>>680084174
tell was how did you got it?
>>680084936
>in basement
>alone
>playing with gun
>wearing gloves in case something magically happened
>autism
Dude, nobody gives a fuck about you or your gun.
>>680086287
Ok a sale that is not in a gun shop. Wait are said sales even legal? Holy shit I'm uniformed.
>>680084936
Thats ilegal
The fact that it is not already up your anus just shows the rest of us that you are not serious about this /b stuff, now, are you?
>>680086537
False, I give a fuck about his gun
>>680086541
not in california they're not. All sales have to pass through an FFL.
if dubs off yourself
>>680084174
An hero
>>680086661
roll
>>680086264
>MLP
>DRAGON DILDOS
>>680084174
Defend your property.
>>680086081
>>680086199
why the fuck would anybody carry a single stack glock
full on retarded
the g26 is no harder to conceal but can almost carry twice as much ammunition, and it accepts larger magazines from the 19 and 17 as well as the 33 round mag.
like nigga are you dumb or something
>>680085627
Are you serious? No wonder why murrica has high gun murder rate
>>680086541
In some states it is legal. Florida for example, private sales are legal and you are not required to sign anything, or have proof of purchase etc.
>>680086643
I suddenly see why gun guys hate california. How the fuck do they justify these laws. Feels like we have more public shootings than any others states.
>>680086981
This Nigga knows his shit. Also 40 shield is a womans gun.
>>680087056
chicago with even stricter laws has more shootings. and NYC is on up there too.
>>680084673
shooting to his right would require a 90 you fuckin retard.
>>680087007
ironically the states with fewer gun laws have a smaller percentage of murders. Go figure
>>680087056
>How the fuck do they justify these laws.
>Feels like we have more public shootings than any others states.
Gee, I wonder.
>>680085888
Make sure to register your dragon dildo faggot
>>680087181
How do they justify the strict laws? We should start a petition.
>>680087404
>doesn't understand the irony of a state with strict gun laws still having issues with guns
>>680087354
Maybe the laws were made becouse of high crime rates, i figure
>>680086333
It belongs to an acquaintance of my younger sister's. He probably feels cool with his little bitch M&P. I developed a sort of extreme dislike for this particular person after he threatened to use it on my sister. Little did he know her brother spent some time in the military. So now I'm waiting for him to come home and see what it feels like.
>>680084174
"You know what must be done. Make them all pay."
>>680087056
It's almost like the laws don't help. Drugs are illegal, that never stops anyone.
Need more education and shit, we have guns here in Canada and a lot less deaths then USA.
>>680087665
oh damn well good luck man stream it
>>680087632
I'm a gun owner myself, man, I'm just saying that's what motivated lawmakers to pass those bills. The guns being used now were in circulation before the laws were passed or very easily crossed a state line.
>>680086333
check'd
>>680087665
You don't have the balls to shot the bastard, faggot
Sell it and get a caliber that wasn't developed because the FBI is full of baby handed limpwristed faggots
>>680087665
Are you going to stick your dragon dildo in his ass you MLP faggot?
>>680087665
where you live?, make sure we´ll know where/what happened through local news
>>680084174
nice airsoft gun bro
>>680087665
I feel like posting about this on the internet is the last thing you should be doing. Unless this is your last ditch effort and plan to do some jail time.
>>680084936
>.40 confirmed as meme caliber
give it to the police
>>680088111
Kek
>>680084174
Give it to me, i know what to do.
>>680088229
He aint doing shit, military faggot are pussies nowadays
>>680087985
Well with a response like that, I feel like I jumped the gun a bit (badum tss).
Well to be fair I was being kind of a dick in the post you replied to, but whatevs no worries.
Sell it..the fuk u want a gun for wats the fuken point ..onlu protection u need is ur fist be a man niggah
Rolling for ban
give it to the poor
>>680088953
Re roll
>>680088170
I doubt anything will happen, other than him shitting in his while I rough him up a bit. But if it did make it to the news, it'd be because people would turn it into a race issue.
>>680088229
Nothing links me to this thread in real life. And if this made the news, it would take a while -- Long enough for someone to have fabricated a fake thread.
Trips decides what nonsense I yell at him while I beat his ass. I'm sure he'll get the message no matter what I say.
>>680087665
kill dat mofo
post pics for proof
when is he cumming(into your sister) home?
>>680088970
>giving a gun to a poor
Best way increase crime rate
>>680089124
allahu akbar
>>680087638
But the murder rates don't drop. If someone is willing to commit murder with a gun, they will find a way to get one, gun laws will not stop criminals from getting their hands on them. They only make it harder for good people to acquire them
Yell this,
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>680089313
>good people
Dude, grow up, people only look after themselves. The only person i want owning a gun is me
>>680089465
kek
this op
Yell this,
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>680084174
>>680084174
>What should I do with this?
Pawn it and give the money to a homeless shelter.
thats a CA Model shield
>>680089124
Scream: "GOOBLE GOBBLE GOOBLE GOBBLE ONE OF US WE ACCEPT YOU ONE OF US" and repeat x3
Kek
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>>680084174
make the normies pay
>>680090028
i second that motion
Shoot penis
>>680087665
Kill yourself first.
>>680089552
I don't disagree. I legally carry a weapon to protect myself. But if I'm ever in a situation where I can save someone's life from a criminal, or a crazy person, I wont hesitate to shoot, within the boundaries of the law ofc.
>>680089178
>when is he cumming(into your sister) home?
It's his place, actually. I'm in his room.
>>680087665
Realize that someone threatening your sister doesn't warrant their death, but you actually attempting to kill them does warrant yours. :^)
>>680089695
>RIP Kiddo
We are so fucking dead
You: 34 years to live
Kiddo: 102 years
You are fugged
>>680090244
What caliber does that gun shoot?
>>680090244
shit in his pillow, that'll show him
>>680090244
Remove the firing pin before he gets there, the roody poo wont know what's wrong with it.
>>680089124
"DADDY LOVES DRAGON DICKS!!"
>>680090244
We should dox OP. Let the guy know. Then they'll have a good old fashioned shootout.
>>680090446
"M&P .40 SHIELD" written on the side of the gun.
Geeeeee I wundeerrrrr
>>680084174
turn weapon 360* then drop it
if it falls touching first the grip then kill yourself if don't trowh it is just trash
>>680090446
That's a Smith and Wesson M&P Shield 40cal
>>680090561
I didn't take the time to look I just asked faggot
>>680090244
Make sure to post a webm of the bitch getin his shit kicked in for all the normies to enjoy
post a video of you making him cry then throw the pistol in a school parking lot for the luls
>>680090645
So salty
>>680090560
kek
rolling for this
>>680090560
good ponit
Handgun in the pooper
>>680089933
double dubs checked, and
Example of wat to do see pic
>>680084174
go into a black neighborhood and begin culling.
>>680090560
Roll.
>>680084174
Timestamp or strangle yourself
You should put the safety on and go to bed.
>>680091247
Lurk more faggot
>>680085888
>>680089124
mub da mo bidda te dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga
Get a frog, space program, but this time, shoot the balloons once it's about 50 feet in the air. Post results.
>>680089124
>Trips decides what nonsense I yell at him while I beat his ass
ALLAHU ACKBAR
>>680091355
To lazy but thnx fagzy
>>680085259
>based antique weapons expert
That guy is cool as shit. Love to hang out and talk guns with him.
Yell Dirka Dirka, Muhammad Jihad at him
>>680085888
Look at that my little pony tab. Shove the gun up your ass and shoot
>>680089695
i stopped reading after "gorilla warfare"
the illiteracy on /b/ is quite unforgivable.
>>680091609
rolling
>>680091839
please tell me you're not this new
>>680091839
You got a lot to learn around here, kiddo
>>680086107
gay trigger
>>680084174
Step 1. Get dick hard
Step 2. Put gun at dick hole
Step 3. Pull trigger faggot.
>>680091522
>underrated post
>>680091839
good lord
just take him out back and shoot him
>>680092233
Double dubs.
Fuckin do it faggot
>>680091946
yes. newfag here reporting for duty.
>>680090560
>we should just magically dox OP
What information would we go off of you fucking idiot?
>>680086832
holy fuck, you guys are new
tabs be b8, and when they aint, they still be b8
HURRY UP AND SHOOT UP A SCHOOL ALREADY
>>680085419
Sauce
>>680084270
this
When is this supposed to go down op
>>680089207
>>680084174
shoot up a school
>>680087665
So BMT and then 3 years as a clerk in BUPERS. In the Navy. Good job OP, I bet he's real scared because of your military career.
I had a car almost hit me yesterday he was flying an had a flat nearly missed me I was thinking man this guy should just kill himself headed back cops fly past turns out he blew his brains out in a parking lot not to far for proof his names joey beachler from ohio I'm gunna wish op shoots himself
>>680086981
Nope, not as easy to conceal, especially in the summer , not as comfortable to conceal or shoot for me personally. I know because I own both.
>>680087489
SNAKES
murder and stage a suicide. win win for you and your sister
>>680084958
Kek
>>680084499
This, then look in a mirror
>>680084673
Underrated
>>680094623
little cunt is taking forever to come home. Maybe I'll have to come back a different day?
On a side note, this grip is way too tiny without the extended mag
>>680095613
no, remember your training, normies can strike at any moment, going home will only wage the war on their side
>>680084174
Kill my ex
>>680084174
What should I do with mine?
>>680084174
shove up your ass. dubs don't lie
>>680084936
What state?
Killyourself
>>680095613
you only have one bullet.
You should kill yourself
>>680087665
>spent time in the military
Too bad you don't know much about firearms then.
If you did you'd realize that shooting that gun is going to leave powder residue over all your clothes - which they'll take for evidence - and they do swab for residue on everything you had on.
Also, only 1 pair of latex gloves still leaves usable fingerprints on hard surfaces.
Amateur.
>>680098540
You sound autistic
>>680096191
>Owning a Taurus
>Ever
I'd say throw it in a river and buy a gun that wasn't made in a sweatshop by a bunch of monkeys with hammers.
>>680098679
Bitch please. I used to work with law enforcement. I know what they do and don't do.
Now fuck back off to whatever hole you jerk off in.
>>680098679
Just mad cause you know he's right
>>680099339
looloolooloo
>>680098007
I'm not planning on using a bullet. But there were 4. He probably couldn't get more into the clip. All this shit feels new still.
>>680098540
The gloves are just in case he tries to report me. If I had to shoot him, no one would ever have to know about the gloves, and I have a good self-defense case. I've already said that I'm just here to rough him up. For someone who used to work in law enforcement, you're not paying much attention to detail.
>>680100088
nice full house. and pigs never do.
>>680100088
>hard cast lead reloads
Literally 0% chance of expansion, 75% chance of also killing the neighbors' dog/cat/kids, 95% chance of the gun blowing up on you
>>680100088
Really? You think I not paying attention to detail?
The fact your in his home before he gets there means you are at display premeditation which likely will be corroborated by witness testimony showing you arrived before him to his place of residence and sought out his firearm.
Also, no residue on hands with residue on all the rest of your fucking clothes will also show you planned this out well enough to have forethought of gloves of some sort.
Like I said, amateur.
>>680084285
Faaaaaaaag
is he going to shoot someone or some shit like that?
>>680084564
Rolling
>>680100688
you are displaying*
>>680086107
>>680098889
Ya I'd agree its a shit tier gun that's why it just sits in the closet
>>680087354
There's a lot to untangle with regards to gun crime; one of the most convincing stories I've seen is that states with more gun laws had higher crime in the first place, so they put the laws in place. BUT they can't prevent you from buying in, say Georgia, and then just driving it up to NYC and handing it to a criminal. So the laws are ineffective because they aren't uniform across the US.
Same as what happened in Paris. No checks at the border for guns coming in from Belgium, even though in Paris very few people have guns.
>>680096191
>>680096191
>take it apart
>cum in the ejection port
>put it back together
Fill it with vodka and play Russian roulette.
>>680101440
France has a lot of gun owners. With silencers - which are completely legal there.
>>680101710
My bad, *has very strict gun laws
not necessarily fewer guns. You're correct.
Point being that even though they can have all the info they want on firearms purchased there, there's little oversight on how other guns are brought into the country. An overview online tells me there's restrictions on semi/fully automatic weapons, yet obviously the terrorists were not subject to those laws.
>>680086107
ayy
>>680086107
I'll fuck you with my Desert Eagle, punk.
>>680100688
>corroborated by witness testimony
No one saw me enter the home. That's something I'm sure of.
>>680100688
>no residue on hands
If I need to shoot him, it doesn't have to be a kneejerk reaction to whatever he does at the sight of me. I have his gun. I know this bitch can't fight me. Like I said, I don't intend to shoot him. If I wanted to though, it wouldn't be hard to kick the shit out of him and casually remove the glove while he struggles to get back on his feet.
Anyway, I'd love to keep chatting with you Mr. Blart, but I think I hear his car outside. Will post results if and when I can.
Post pics
>>680101447
>>cum in the ejection port
You mean the EJACULATION PORT?
Go to high school and end your pain
Fuck him in ass with gun
>>680095613
You should be gunned down violently for being in someone else's home.
>>680100088
>self defense case
>when you're in someone else's home
O
Im
Laffin
>>680102873
>broke into a man's home
>I'm just gonna assault him in his home and leave him alive to contact the police
>I also like to pretend no one can see me since I'm a Naruto ninja
This is you.
Changed my mind - you're not an amateur.
You're a fucking moron.
I would say enjoy your prison sentence but we all know you're just RPing and are a huge pussy.
How long does it take to kill someone?
>>680104028
>>680103834
The nigger knows OPs sister. all he has to do is say that he got invited over. if nigger attacks him it sounds like he might already have motive since he threatened OPs sister
Personally I hope the guy sees him and called the police about an intruder in his home.
>>680104266
That actually makes some sense. If OP knocks some sense into nigger, OP walks away like a badass, no problem. If he kills nigger, he can say that nigger invited him over and wanted to "show him" something.
Is Paul Blart still lurking to confirm the theory?
>>680087830
>>680084270
>>680084285
>>680084367
>>680084773
Any of these
Bamp
>>680084174
Stick it in your mouth
pull the trigger
and live stream it
>>680084174
Put it back in your safe..
>>680084174
Lose it in a boating accident.
>>680106307
what the fuck am i looking at, captain?
>>680087665
>threatened to use it on your sister
anon, it is your duty to paint the walls with his brains. or shoot his balls off, that would probably be more rewarding.
>>680106909
his nut sack between his thumb and pointer finger.
>>680106909
My scrote
>>680087317
He's pointing it to his left
>being this dull
When is he gonna post something? it doesn't take that long to kill someone does it?
>>680085036
It's a CA/MA complaint model so I'm guessing one of those two.
I demand results!
>>680107253
RESULTS!!!!
>>680085627
Dude every gun goes through a 4473 which the ATF can run a trace on the purchaser if they have a warrant.
Blow you brains out what else?
Put it in your mouth and pull the trigger
>>680107352
This is true for all, but black powder guns.
>>680084958
Top kek
40s so bad. 9mm git gud
>>680086142
It's still stolen property. Clean it of all prints and dna then dump it in a mail box.
>>680085259
Jennings man
>>680084174
Carry it daily. Loaded. With one in the chamber. In a proper holster that fully covers the trigger.
RESULTS
>>680107856
did you do anything faggot?
>>680085888
Holy fuck anon. Your tabs. Any front that you're dangerous just went out the window. Do you put that dragon dildo up your ads while you watch MLP?
>What is a time stamp?
Ugh. An hero, STAT.
>>680100088
>clip
>was in military
>clip
Get this edge master faggot out of here, complete bs thread.
Little pussy probably put on gloves to degrease his new cuck gun.
Next time buy a real man's caliber and not a safequeen.
>>680107641
40s are fine. They wear out the gun a little faster without providing any significant increase in damage over 9MM. So logically 8MM is a better choice and it costs slightly less for ammo, but 40s are still okay.
kill yourself faggot
>>680108240
Sure smells like summer in here.
>>680084174
get the apex cary kit to smooth out that trigger pull
>>680108352
>8MM
Is that some kind of Kraut WWI surplus bullshit or what?
If i roll dubs you shoot your dick off
>>680108811
cunt~
>>680108742
No, smart ass, I obviously pressed the wrong key by mistake and didn't catch it.
>>680108811
holy shit OP has to shoot off dick
>>680090546
ROLLING FOR THIS. IF OP STREAMS IT, THE SIDES WILL NOT STAY INTACT.
>>680108742
blank guns use 8mm casings
>>680108811
Ayy
Shove it up your ass.
