Didn't see one of these. Who's on your mind, /b/?
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Didn't see one of these.
Who's on your mind, /b/?
Tara
big booty bitches
>>680061497
For a long time, her name was almudena.
Then it faded. Now the name case is empty as fuck. And nobody filled it.
Luanna
titanic
James
Katarina
Mary jane
samantha
My sweet Louise
>>680061497
KC, a girl I played D&D with this weekend.
It's a he and his name is Dylan.
chelsea
femanon here, Seth.
Graysen.
Ms.Jackson
Dylan
Stacy's mom
Andrea
Ivana, my best female friend since 6 years ago.
Nataleigh
>>680061497
lisa ann
Not gonna post his name but holy HECK I think I have a crush on him
>>680061566
>>680062644
>>680062990
HAS GOT IT GOING ON
>>680062990
Mines jesse's girl. Might be the same person.
>>680061497
Honestly?
I haven't got a her anymore.
I've realized relationships are a futile waste of my time.
The only 'her' on my mind is my car.
Kait
My ex wife Leah. I wonder if she ever got past her depression and found a happy life.
>>680061497
kate
Courtney
>>680062667
More on this, I'm a gril and I might have a hecking crush on him and I'm too beta to do anything about it.
>>680061497
Watermelon
>>680061497
98-tan
Emmyryn from fire emblem because she's dead
>>680061497
Lisa. I had to break up with her a year ago because her father wouldn't let her date someone who wasn't Chinese and threatened to stop paying her tuition. I did it for her but she's moved on. I never will
>>680061497
still Sabrina, still hurts
Her name is Noelle
I had a dream about her
Marie
Paige
Jessica I basically am in love but i am to beta to even ask fro her number and dont really know how to flirt or anything anybody got some advice on how to progress things further than sorta friends?
>>680063764
what a fucking chink
>>680063899
Me too thanks, except I need it the other way around. It's hard as heck being a beta gril.
>>680061497
Kiska
Hillary
Anna
Kristen. Man, fuck her and her new boyfriend.
Leah
Vikki
>>680061497
Zoe
Melissa
>>680063996
well idk i would talk to a tree if it approached me and if you are someone they know just drop your phone number to him maybe as he leaves and say to text you later he will probably do so and it would be easier to talk to him over text i imagine
>>680061497
Her name is Mother Russia, comrade.
>>680061497
Kelly. a part of me will always love her more.
Water? I was thinking I should drink some water.
>>680063496
>grill
>beta
>>680064421
in sovjet russia, she is thinking about you?
Chloe
>>680063496
Just be yourself around him, if you want him to know you like him, flirt with him etc. Smile at him a lot, look at him during class. He will get the message. Just don't go overboard. Also, girls can ask guys out too.
>>680061497
Ashley.
i love her, I miss her, and God damn it, she was a mistake.
>>680064674
Same name
>>680064621
But relationships are stupid and confusing and will lead to heartbreak eventually so why try?
Jorinna
>>680064306
The girl's name is Midori Iwama
>>680064593
>>680064593
hue hue
>>680064593
She thinks about us all, with her ever watchful eye.
>>680064674
WHOS THE GIRL NEXT DOOR LIVING IN THE HAUNTED MANSION
>>680061497
Francesca.
She now is sleeping, because it's 2:24am in Como (Italy).
Lisa
fwb but its a bit more than fwb but less than gf. I wish we could just label it.
>>680063097
post his name you fucking pussy
>>680064582
yes, I'm a grill and I'm beta
>>680064962
You could. It's called being honest and talking to her in person
Aurora I love her so much and talk alot but another guy comes to her house
>>680061497
Klaudia
her name is no important, we are about to celebrate our anniversary, but i have no gift for her, what should i get her?
>>680064958
Francesca T.?
>>680064802
Why not is the actual question, if you like him. Go for it? You may not have the rest of your life, nor another opportunity. If you really like him, why let him get away?
Jessica
Isabella. FML anons
>>680065073
No because he's on /b/ a lot too and for all I know you could be him
>>680065142
wait im not banned? wtf
>>680065142
go to bed, germanfag
Michelle
Fucking Katy.
>>680065077
Odds are in your favor. Men will rarely reject a woman's advances unless the man is already taken. Even then, they might still try to pursue you. The only way you'd fail is if you're fat, a bitch, or don't ask at all
>>680061497
Hannah still love her even though she has moved on. She was the first. I'm waiting for her love but I should really move on
>>680065423
Or if you're ugly, have no self confidence, and are a /b/tard. I happen to be all 3 of those things.
>>680061641
tru dat
Papa Franku
>>680065168
Make her something. Make a big meal and eat it somewhere nice. If you're an artist, make are a piece of art. You could also write her a letter and write one thing you love about her per month you've been together. Couple this with the dinner and/or art idea, and you're good to go
Brittany, ripped my heart out when she left; was gonna marry that girl. But she was a witness, I know I'm better off having avoided that bullet, but holy fuck that still hurts.
Hannah
>>680065116
I tried 2 months ago. She said uhh idk. I got upset then we didn't talk for like 3 weeks. Then I told her some bullshit like, ya know maybe a relationship isn't good for us right now. She agreed then we fucked.
We still fuck like once or twice a week. Call almost every day, and i stay over once or twice a week which we never did before that. I'm on the phone with her now talking about work.
>>680061497
Joy
Isabel
Stella.
Can't for fucks sake get over her.
Elif.
I don't really feel much about her. Just guilt. I should never have slipped. Or trusted her.
Rachael. She was awesome. Now I'm not even sure we are friends
Palmala Handerson
>>680065073
>>680065248
Although I will tell you that his first initial is D.
Saba, let me down in the nicest way possible... still have crazy feelings
>>680061497
Vegeta
sophia
>>680064147
She looks fit as fuck
Arianna
I don't know her all that well, but I can't help thinking about her
His name is Robert Paulson
Tandi.
Emma
The fuck is her name? I fucking forgot.
>>680065701
You can fix the ugly part by having a better hygiene routine and getting a decent haircut and dressing well, combined with being confident and witty. It takes time but for now, work on the appearance and hygiene. If you're having a hard time being clever, just focus on being kind and honest. You can find love as a "/b/tard" if you: stop using the phrase, don't use internet memes/jokes in public unless you're with someone that also finds them funny, and develop hobbies outside the Internet. Read a book, watch movies, listen to music, go see plays, but develop a part of you that is real and relatable and things will turn out fine. Also, post a headshot with your eyes covered so we can see how attractive you actually are (and not give away your identity). I'm assuming you're not actually ugly, but just average. If that's the case, there's someone out there that you'll be a 10/10 to
My DICK. Her name is Cums McSpanky.
Magdalena <3
My Slovakian Waifu, I'm gonna tell her that I love her soon. :)
>>680066344
INITIAL D
But really, his name's probably Dylan, right? 2 people have already mentioned a Dylan in this thread
>>680061497
Natalie
>>680066992
I plead the 5th.
>>680067259
Similar to David? Maybe a letter change in there somewhere?
Surprisingly Kelly, thought I was over her. Thanks OP.
>be me
>5 year long relationship
>very in love
>love and trust her
>she wants to go to nightclub
>not feeling it that night
>okay with her going with friends anyway
>cheats on me with best friend
>spiral into alcoholism and depression
>try an hero
>fail
>pick myself up
>She comes along some months later
>makes everything okay again
>call her Luna because she likes the moon
>she calls me Les Etoiles because I like the stars
>leaves abruptly leaves before anything ever really started
>feelsbadman
>can't look at the moon with out thinking of her
Fuck it bruh, whatever.
>>680061497
Cameo
>>680061497
Lana del Rey
Gretsch Renown Maple
Dominique
Katherine.
>>680067361
I still plead the 5th. If he sees this I'm screwed.
>>680061497
Kaleia.
>>680061497
Kinley
>>680067473
Aww man, you will find love again, don't let one bad experience ruin life for you. I'm sure you deserve better Anon. :)
Liz A
>>680061497
Heroine
>>680067843
Eh I was under some allusion that it was similar to my name which is close to David. Though even so, I would have no idea who you were.
Alaina
Ketamine
>>680067756
Did she have this tattoo?
>>680067877
Thanks /b/ro, I'm over the whole 5 year relationship. Just can't forget about Luna in a hurry though.
Madison.
It's been Madison for so, so, so long.
Makenna.
>>680061772
Thank you for this, my name is James
I miss her so much get fucked b/
Maddie
>>680068311
As sad as it may sound to you now, it will fade eventually, and then you will know true peace.
Please learn to love yourself and be independent.
The best advice ever given to me, from a girl, haha!
Take care /b/ro.
>>680069001
Your dubs won't be in vain.
Alma :(
>>680061497
Joana
>>680068191
I do know a David, but nope, the person I'm talking about isn't a David or anything really close.
>>680061497
Shiloh, the woman who made me her cuck bitch.
Katie. She's such a qt, and a great friend. When I think about her, my heart beats crazy fast.
>>680061497
Lila
The girl next door I'll never have
>>680066699
Anon, you're one of the kindest and most helpful people I've ever come across on /b/. Thank you.
Here's my face, no eye censor because no editing app. I guess my main problem is that I look young for my age. Other than that, I'm just ugly and not what guys like.
Zero suit samus
>>680071400
You have very beautiful eyes! I definitely think you're kind of a cutie, but I'm just some anon on the Internet and what does my opinion matter to you, eh? Honestly, you could just use an atitude change and you could be talking to guys in no time. Besides, you don't really need to try with dubs like those.
Could we possibly see the rest of you? This is only for analytical purposes of course.
Seth. We broke up 3 weeks ago.
>>680071400>>680071400
I ain't the guy you were talking too, but how the Frick do you think you're ugly? If that really is you that is. The girl in the picture is pretty attractive imo. Good luck to you.
>>680071979
Thank you, that's very kind of you!
And no, sorry, I see that this is probably going to lead to someone asking me to follow the "rules". I know the rule of /b/ and never follow it but I will not gtfo.
>>680071400
Definitely not ugly. You'd be really pretty if you grew your hair out tho
>>680072493
See, but this is where you are wrong. I was simply asking for more because I was truly intrigued by your situation and why you would feel this way about yourself. I feel like you could do a lot better than you THINK you can, but are more afraid of having some asshole affirm the fears you have about yourself. Once again, I'm just some random on /b/, but eyes like that are something quite special. Just take care of yourself and once you start feeling better it'll show in your actions. All human beings are attracted to confident and healthy people. You won't have any trouble once you realize the world is your oyster. Just bat those long lashes at em and they'll fall right over.
>>680072242
It is me (pic w/ time stamp for proof) and heck, thank you so much. I'm just extremely socially awkward, only ever dated one guy but he broke up with me 3 weeks ago. and I currently might have a crush on someone who doesn't like me back. Siiiigggghhhh.
Tiffany, too big of a bitch to say anything to her :( that and she has a boyfriend
>>680073396
Heck man, you're too kind.
And sorry to jump to conclusions. But I usually get asked if I know the rules any time I mention I'm a grill.
People like you are what we need here on /b/.
Kellie, ugh. Im always thinking of her, cant get her off my mind
>>680071400
Cutie confirmed. Would date/10
Completely shameless self bump.
>>680071400
You're plenty cute...you'll get a bf
You want to fuck the bunny
>>680065285
what's her last initial?
i'm craving a michelle too
>>680071400
The only thing I'm noticing is the acne, which is a pain in the ass, I've dealt with it myself. Acne isn't a deal breaker, it's just annoying. The stuff that seems to work for me is Cetaphil Derma Control. It seemed to work for me and it's not harsh enough to fuck up your skin. It's not a pain in the ass to use like Proactiv, just a normal foam wash. I don't mean to be a shill, it just worked for me. You can get it at Rite Aid.
>>680073161
Yeah, I'm working on it. It used to be almost down to my hips, then I cut it all off last summer while going through an edgy phase.
>regret.png
Sarah
alondra
>>680074229
Thank you so much, I've been looking for something that actually works!
>>680073415
Its ok. I've been crushing hard on one girl the entire year only to ask her out when she had a boyfriend. She now no longer wants anything to do with me
Prince Adam, The most powerful man in the universe
>>680071400
Longpost Anon here,
You've very pretty eyes and overall attractive face. Another anon said it, but you'd look better with longer hair. If I saw you your acne wouldn't make you less attractive to me, but getting rid of it would help your confidence. Be sure wash your face in the morning (after brushing your teeth) and at night and to change your bedsheets and pillow cases once a week. Also, looking young for your age isn't a problem in finding guys, but unless you're at a college party or something with people who know you're the same age, some dudes might creep on you for looking young. I'm also the guy who posted about the Chinese ex gf at the top of the thread. I've dated quite a bit and you're cuter than anyone I've dated. You just need to be confident in yourself as a person first. Are you in school and/or have hobbies?
Shannon
>>680073415
You remind me of this one girl I fell in love with. Now I actually am thinking about her. Well, shit.
Elora
>>680074550
Dude, that hecking sucks.
But don't worry. Being as kind as you are, you'll definitely find a gf
>>680073692
Yeah, I'm a bit too kind and have about the same problem as you. I'm not extremely socially awkward, but I find friends more capable of pulling women at parties and in general, but I'm not the kinda to lament about it. I'm sure things will work out in your favor, seeing as you are a grill and all. Also, you have superb taste in music judging from your Gorrilaz shirt, so you already have that in your favor.
... fuck, just going through the catalog, and this one thread, more than any others, reminds me what a worthless gangly spineless creep I am. Thanks.
and Mairin.
>>680064335
That's my ex's name
>>680064509
That's the name of the girl I was thinking of
>>680074910
Oops. Sorry.
What's her name?
Ebola she's the catch of Africa
yolandi
Emily
>>680074501
Cetaphil is pretty good shit in general. A dermatologist recommended the brand to me. Everyone is different so I can't make any guarantees, but it's better than the shit that dries out your skin and does nothing for the acne. By the way, a little lotion on your face can help. It may sound counterintuitive, but if your face is dries out, your skin compensates by excreting more oil, so more acne. Hope that helps.
>>680061497
Beatrize
I let her go because I was too much of a pussy to get into a serious relationship. She could suck the paint off a Cadillac. I regret it all.
>>680061497
I miss you autumn
but I'll see you tomorrow because you're my girlfriend :^)
>>680075175
she's fire
I thought of no one actually. I'm proud of this.
>>680074242
A little below shoulder length might be what you're looking for, then.
>pic related
>>680061497
MISTER MCMAHON
I'm thinking of 'doritos'
>>680075182
dang it dale
>>680075299
>could suck paint off a Cadillac
I am both feeling and my sides are in orbit.
Kayla
>>680074827
Thank you!
Yeah, senior year of high school. I'm in marching band, front ensemble percussion. That's about all I do.
Cary in Denver.
Ozlem.. :(
>>680075032
HECK DUDE GORILLAZ IS MY LIFE THANK YOU
And thank you so much for the advice and encouragement, this is the most positive response I've ever gotten from posting on 4chan, ever.
>>680073692
The rules are not meant for every grill.
Old fags will remember that it's only used for when someone says "I'm a grill and my opinion is this...."
It's too keep it neutral because you can have an argument without bringing your own personal self into the conversation. Your points are sufficient.
But in this case it's ok to say you are a girl because you are talking about yourself to begin with.
It's to ward off attention seeking girls who used to get all the betas to side with them because of their gender.
Marisela
Maybe he brother will see this bc i know he goes on here. Maybe he'll even tell her he saw this, idc. The only reason I got a new girlfriend was so I would stop thinking about Marisela, I thought it worked for about 2 maybe 3 months: it didn't.
>>680075785
Then you shouldn't worry too much about the relationship stuff right now. You'll have all of that fun in college. Be sure that you know what you want to study before going and the rest of college is a breeze as long as you show up to class and study. Also, join an interesting club and/or study abroad. You meet tons of great people and it'll get you experience in socializing. You'll meet a guy along the way, so don't worry. Side note: all guys want to have sex. Some guys are just willing to be in a relationship with a girl and wait a while before they do. It's not all about sex, but it's part of every relationship. When you meet a guy you like, other than noting his personality and hobbies, ask yourself "would I feel comfortable being naked and alone with this guy". It's also a big trust thing too
Dahlia
>>680061497
Katie was her name and she had the biggest tits I had ever seen. She turned me down for an abusive shitty ex. My only regret is that i never got to go balls deep in her.
Noah
>>680073853
Jack?
>>680076608
>>680076537
This. Socializing in college was way better than highschool. It's generally more relaxed because a lot of the students have gotten over their obsession of "being cool" and just chill. It's easier to find a group with your interests and everyone else is too busy to give a shit and tease you for it. Don't get me wrong, there will be assholes, but your situation is likely to improve.
>>680076373
I've only been on here for about half a year so thank you for explaining that to me.
tips on getting the balls to talk to the woman on my mind? im beta af /b/
>>680064674
Ashley was daughter?
>>680071400
Didnt expect you too look really pretty. grow out the hair, take care of the acne, and youll go from 7/10 to 9.5/10 in no time. And ask the guy you like out, maybe you would make his year by asking him out. If not, move on and goto another person you like. But always develope a friendship first, you dont want to date a complete stranger. PS. would date/10
>>680077743
>Lisa
kek
Alexis
Lizzy. We used to message each other all of the time. Then it all went down the shithole when I wrote a story so disgusting that it made her call in psychological help for me.
Kiana
>>680076330
Thank you. I honestly don't browse /b/ or 4chan in general to just be nice to people, so it means a lot when someone reconizes the times I am genuine. A lot can be learned about a person from their taste in music and I'd say you're definitely an interesting person to me. You seem pretty fun as well, so just have pride in who you are and be honest. I'm here on this thread because I've gone through loss and dealt with the same things as you and the other anons here. My "her" just happened to be named Corey and she liked all of the same things as me. She was so beautiful and free-spirited. We would listen to and make music together. Unfortunately I had to leave the state and that caused a lot of problems for us. It really makes getting through college hard knowing now that I don't have to stay here, being free from my parents and all, but you have to be successful somehow, huh? Not all of us are born with a vagina and are given the chance to blog, take selfies, and be a housewife for a living. Hey, it's all good though. Im studying mathematics, so I'm busy and interested in my field.
Sucely, the worst part is she's not even my girlfriend
>>680061497
no one. and its been that way for like 5 years
>>680077610
Just don't care. Talk to her how you talk to your friends. Maybe less swearing and ask her about herself, find common ground. Be funny, but don't try too hard. Don't forget to be yourself too, if she did somehow fall in love with someone you pretend to be then your relationship would be fake. Also, try to dress nice, at least look like you have some self decency and showers regularly. Take this advice from someone who used to be a beta for a long time.
>>680077610
Dress well, take care of your body, talk to her like she's a normal person, talk about shared interests, as if she wants to grab coffee sometime. If she says yes, talk about shared interests there and at the end of that ask if she'd like to meet up again "next weekend". It's a pretty standard pattern. Rinse and repeat~
Emily
Shaniqua. She has my v-card and took me on a spiritual journey. It's because of her that I became a history major.
>>680077515
newfag
Mom
>>680079694
All oldfags start somewhere.
>>680080188
can't argue with that...
>>680080012
sorry man
>>680061497
>Jennifer
>>680061497
None of them. The last one kinda broke the facade I had going on, thinking that relationships were a good route to take. Women are retarded, they don't know what they want, so they settle with being mistreated, thinking that it's love. Marriage isn't the way to go, fellas.
Sophie T
Sarah :(
>>680080012
Damn feels
>>680061497
Candice...mfw I don't know anyone named Candice
2spooky4me
Gabriela, I've never fallen for a girl until last year, I've never experienced rejection until this girl came along. Shit, I'm just like all these beta fags now.
Quinn
Razana Ramos
>>680061497
boxxy
Mikayla
>>680082079
Ouch... Knew a girl named Boxxy once... She stole my heart.
>>680061497
Jordan
>>680061497
Gabby.
she don't have a name
not anymore at least
Kaleigh
>>680061497
problem is, im always thinking about her. even though i shouldnt.
her name is jasmine, she hurt me, and i cant stay away.
she says she's happy right now with who she has, but she keeps calling me all the time. its been a while since we were together but anytime she calls i go running to her.
i drop everything im doing anytime she asks me to. im pathetic and i know it.
nobody but her has seen this side of me. but they say love is giving someone the power to hurt you and trusting that they dont.
but at this point i dont trust her anymore, but i cant help it, i love her and she once loved me.
some nights i almost convince myself that's enough.
she hurts me so bad. i asked her once when we were together if she trusted me. she said no...
i cant even allow myself to fell anything worthwhile with any other girls just in case she calls me and i need to be somewhere.
captcha is right this time..I am not a robot
>>680061497
dave
L Alonga
Miss her greatly
CA
>>680061497
Lyla
Fuck off OP
>>680084500
"captcha is right this time..I am not a robot"
Fucking cringe m8
>>680061497
Samantha
I love you Jocelyn
>>680077108
Not the one you replied to but my names Jack. I had no reason to point that out. Hi, I'm Jack.
OP's mom...
Jennie
>>680084521
that means there are two daves on earth. Daves unite here
my wife april
Sierra
Luz
>>680061497
Amanda
>>680073686
baeeee
Slutbitch. That's her name. That's her only name.
Cindy
>actually having a "her"
What are you, gay or something?
Andrea, my ex wife . . .
Tianna
me and a friend of mine got into a big fight and it's made shit kinda awkward with the group, to fix it our mutual friend made is making us get together and talk it out tomorrow. usually this wouldn't bother me but our friend showed me texts in which she said she loves me, etc etc, i have feelings for her but I've gotten hurt by her multiple times before. what do i do /b/.
Megan
Jade
>>680061566
my ex gf
Octavia, of course
>>680088287
She's meh
Ariana
Kristen
Best girl that could have happened to me and I messed it up
Coleen
Elisha
Kayla
>>680061497
Renata
>>680061497
Ariel
>>680085241
kek, underrated
>>680061497
Hillary Clinton
Tori
Dan
lauren
Dom
My sister. Got into a huge fight with her. She barely talks to me lately. Feels shitty.
