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just bought these ducks
85 decides their name
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lil' niglings
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>>680009149
Blackbeak and Roundchest
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faggots
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Fat cunts
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they shall be both called Sam
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Strange and Wilderness
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Botsney and Snurr
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>>680009149
Puffer and Florps
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dead and soulless
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>>680009149
goy and shekels
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>>680009149
2pac and suge
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>>680009149
Lunch, Dinner
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Fag and bigger fag
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>>680009149
Hawkbait.
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>>680009149
Big and Guy
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>>680009149
They are dericious deep fry
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Pablo And Bart
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Ayy and Lmao
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Why did you buy them?
Soupbone and tiggers.
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>>680009149
bart and fat fuck
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>>680009149
himmler and goebbels
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Deep & Fry
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>>680009529
Top zozzle. This guy's had ducks before
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spurdo spärde :DDD
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Charled and Ainsley
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hitler and did nothing wrong
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Bitchfart and the quack dealer
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Bill and Phil
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Fox and Coyote
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flim flam and zim zam.
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Fatty and Thiny
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>>680009747
Whops meant Charles and Ainsley
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>>680009574
they were freezing in a box
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>>680009776
this
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>>680009149
Reynaldo and Esteban
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>>680009671
Rolling for kek
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amit and deepak
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bailey and jay
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Noodle and Pasta
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>>680009878
are they cute?
soupbone and tiggers.
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Hate and Blacks
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>>680009149
nigger and kike
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Hoi Sin and A. l'Orange
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spic and chink
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nigger & faggot
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Lil bit and darkwing
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Professor yaffle and Captain haddock
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my dog is scared of them
>>680010019
i dont know , what do you think?
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>>680009149
blender and sledge-hammer
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Ligger and Nynch
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>>680009878
Picasso and Escobar

it would actually be pretty cute
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Hitler and jew
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Four and chan
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Name them Liver and Wurst
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sooty and sweep
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Kek and Zozzle
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faggot and jet fuel can melt steel beams
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>>680009149
leviticus and dr. diablo
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Bong and Rip
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You should just cook em up and call them dinner
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David Quackworth and Bunty
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>>680009149
Duckroll and Trump
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>>680010400
Win
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>>680010349
this
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>>680009149
full of rage and el senor
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>>680009149
Captain swaddles and mr. Businez
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>>680009149
harry for the nigger and ducky for the other one
>protip: ducks shit like a motherfucker
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Cuck duck
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>>680009544
For and you
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Ramirez and MacLeod
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Assholecunt and faggotbitch
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>>680010254
they are beautiful. how are you going to grow them?
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chat shit and get banged
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doc and marty
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Joel and Vinny
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>>680010616
reroll
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Bark and Moo
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>>680010254
I like them. How are you going to keep them when they grow up?
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Aye and Yeargh
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>>680010666
>>680010666
>>680010666
hi satin!
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>>680010349
bumpski
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name them curry and wurst
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Puto & Marico
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aids and cancer
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>>680010832
soupbone and tiggers*
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Autistic Nigger and I hate my neighbor
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>>680009149
intense frederick and captain stabbin
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Puto and Marico
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Chuck and Dick
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Nig and Nog

85 Get
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poodick and cuntie
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Dickhole slut and asspube sandwich
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Pussy destroyer and anal bead
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>>680009149
Payton and Manning
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>>680010349
ya not bed
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dick & butt
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>>680010349
Rolling for this.
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Blumpkin and dingleberry
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Pinky and Perky
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Elroy and Mcgee
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kappa and chef
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Skullder and Mully
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feminine penis and hormonal tits
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McDonald's and deepfry
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You will refer to them always in unison as:

The Brothers Duck
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Fuck and duck
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Dingle and Brambles
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85 and get
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>>680009149
Russle and Jimmies
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>>680010732
i had ducks before so im not completely clueless
when they get bigger i'll send them to my uncles farm
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Ed and Eddy
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uncle and jim
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nugget & fuckling
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Flappy and Dingle
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>>680009149
rick and morty
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>>680009149
Tim and Tom
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>>680009149
Rick and Morty.
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>>680009149
alan and gary
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dick cheese and snail trail
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>>680010349
Plsss this
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Rustle and Jimmy
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>>680011452
Damn my nigga
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Nipples and giggleshits
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RoboCop and Cain
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>>680009149

Duck 1
and Duck 2
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Me and You
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>>680011337
1337 get
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>>680011486
that one
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>>680011381
Rollin
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>>680009149
nigger and faggot
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>>680009618
right one: He's with us officer
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Nobodies and Getting 85
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vagblaster!!!
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Anal Rape and Lynch Niggers
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>>680011632
kek
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penis , faggot
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Fuck and shit
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>>680009149
Dubs and Trips
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goose and swan
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'Me' and 'My son'
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niglet and dicklet.
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>>680011678
reroll
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>>680009149
ducky n wucky
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"Just bought these ducks" and "85 decides their name"
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m00t and snacks
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>>680009149
Harry Potter and Fucking Kill Yourself.
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Chad and anus
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Bob and Bobek
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>>680011811
This
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Donald & Bernie
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>>680010349
not bad
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>>680009149
Chicken and turkey
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haha and gary
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Got any and grapes
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Faggot and Donald trumps toupee
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>>680009149
Can and coon
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sasha and gray
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Ren and Stimpy
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>>680011972
reroll
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dindu and nuffin
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>>680011893
Reroll
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>>680009149
julian and frankie
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Spatula and Adolf
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Shitfaced Cockmaster and Donkey Raping Shit-Eater
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Roast and Soup
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liking traps and not gay
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Sandy and Hook
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Hemroid and donut
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deez nuts
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Smough and Ornstein
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>>680009878
name the one with the black on it's head zorro, and name the yellow one drumstick
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Adolf and Benito
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>>680009149
Dolf and Schlomo
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tootle and prolapse.
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>>680010640
No and survivors
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Ey and Boss
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nigger and nigger
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>>680012057
Lol... That movie still holds sway over the minds of many
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>>680009149
Dan the Man and fucking Jew nigger
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>>680010349
OP will get laid if he names them this
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>>680009149
eyy, and b0ss
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>>680009149
Duckster and Mc.Quaks
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Steve and Steve
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Ass-Ramming Unclefucker and Cock Juggling Thundercunt
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Jimmy (left) and Timmy (right)
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>>680012197
reroll
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Blip and Bloop
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>>680009149
cat and cannot
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Assfarts and browneye
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>>680009149
Adolf and Hitler
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>>680009149
Rick and Morty.
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dubs and trips everywhere
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duck and cucked
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>>680009149
Death and War
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nigger, nigger
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ay and caramba
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Quackenstein and Bill
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Ayy and Lmao
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Schpoop and d.o.g.
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Cat and dog
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Rollin for Rick and morty
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Oy and vey
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>>680012372
rerorr
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Jim and John
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First one should have the same name as your dog, second should be "Bad dog"
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>>680012402
This
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>>680009149
Call the one on the right Duck Nukem.
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Jew and Jewess
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>>680012465
aids and hiv
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>>680012267
jk rawling
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Pinche and Maricon
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microagression and cultural appropriation
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Ayy lmao
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Herpes and rectum
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pinky & the brain
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Elmo and Wanda
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Poopy Pants Ass Bitch and Kankle Fairy Jew
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David and Davidson
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>>680012267
reroll
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queer and faggot
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Faggot and Bitch
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>>680009149
Rick and Morty
Rollin
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>>680012585
WINRAR
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"Someone hurry and get 85" "I need to get some sleep"
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>>680012585
Hahah there we go
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>>680012267
fucking one off on a roll, so one more roll LAST ROLL
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>>680012585

Winrar
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Timestamp and faggot
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>>680012585
winrar
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They're like "dad, bro...fucking warmth please"
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>>680012585
weenrar
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>>680009149
buckministerfullerene and pepe
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>>680012585
Winzip
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>>680012089
This
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Satan and God
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>>680012585
Winrar, what a fuckin waste.
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>>680012585

7-zip detected
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>>680012585
kek, typical /b/
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>>680012472
rerrl
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>>680009149
Here's my ducks OP. they'll be a year old next month
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Rosenkranz and Gildenstern.
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Bengan and Curry
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Assssssssssssssss!!!!!!
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>>680009149
name them Who and What

fuck >>680012585
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Sinister and Dangerous
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>>680012585
wow. dont name them those fuckings scrub names
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Duck Mc Duckface and Major Quackham
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>>680012585
Winrar
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>>680012779
Your ducks are gay faggots
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>>680012402
Rolling
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Ducky and Mcduckface
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>>680012779

those are some damn fine ducks anon
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>>680012585
Shit get is shit.
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>>680012943
Fuck off and eat shit.
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>>680012585
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>>680012779
nice
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>>680013409
And they lived happily ever after.
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>>680012585
O shit my sides
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>>680012787
Rosenquacks and Billdenstern
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>>680013513
yeah but they shit a lot man
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>>680013114
Your a gay faggot duck lover...
I respect that
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>>680013304
Your the one who hangs out with gay faggots, not me.
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>/queer faggot
>/ thread
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>>680009149

Gedeone und Gnappetta
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