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Rekt thread faggots (no gore)
> No gore
I gotchu fam
Greatest rekt I've ever seen
>>679974223
top kek
>>679974108
love the boob grab tho, gets me everytime
>>679974223
lol I remember when this show when I was 13 back in 2010 here in australia. This was when youtube was still growing and the show just slowly died down.
>>679974223
Ausfag here, I actually know the girl in this gif, she's an Australian tv host/presenter. The funniest thing about this clip is that the guy is always trying to get in her pants and keeps getting friendzoned.
>>679974698
I've always wondered what happened next. Did they all gang up on him? Try to fight him? Did he get in trouble for it?
>>679974570
I can and have fapped to this webm
>>679974828
They killed his parents
>>679974978
fukin kekd
Also OP maybe next time try not being a faggot and only posting one webm when you make a thread.
>>679975313
that filename
bump 2
my ass
y ass
>>679975269
this is a mix between feels and rekt
ass
>>679974828
It's a girl.
ss
WE SHOULD ALL WORSHIP BORRNIE ROTTEN THE BEAUTIFUL HORNY DIRTY SLUT @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
>>679975155
>gets hit with pie
>tries to run down upwards-moving escalator instead of running up it then down down-moving escalator
>gets so enraged she throws her bag thus giving her attacker her keys, phone, money, credit cards etc
It's a good thing women are so logical.
>>679973844
he died after this
>>679976185
If she grows a dick. I'm all in. Also, fuck her. There are dirtier sluts. Many many many many more dirtier dirtier dirtier sluts
>>679974108
fuckin christ wish i could see the aftermath
>>679976396
If SHE had a dick it would be a HE
and no, she is the dirtiest bitch that i would fuck the rest of then have problems
>>679976404
Me too. At times like these I with I studied medicine instead of fucking HISTORY!!!! Who want's to trade a history degree for a girlfriend they have?
>>679974698
story?
>>679974698
Oh fucking god the epitome of hell. Locked up with a bunch of north american pavement apes. I couldnt even imagine, i would go bat shit crazy id do the same
>>679973604
DEBATE REKT, NIGGERS BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmO-ziHU_D8
>>679976629
Ava Devine?
>>679975155
Original?
>>679976648
Its never too late, i switched from poli sci to medicine.
>>679976797
Please tell me this hasnt been shoooped by some jiz stained neckbeardo like everything fuckin here
>>679975313
i have weirdest boner ever
>>679975394
Mongo!
>>679977095
It's makeup. She still has eyelids.
>>679976849
hahahahaha lost
'uh if the nigguh uh allows other bodies to tell the erasion uh of uh the the the the the uh racist cultural and racial uh we are not allowed to speak in a certain way uh uh of who even uh uh of who even wrote this shit'
The black guy rapping wasn't even that bad, he should have won the singing part of the contest.
The debating trophy should have gone unwon.
>>679976920
Already got history and politics majors but I would suck at medicine. When I was an apprentice mechanical fitter I would always find a way to fuck up. If I did that in medicine someone would die or get fucked over. You continue being awesome, and I'll keep working in a fucking museum. I drink a lot which helps /b/ro
>>679974698
Like a boss
>>679974809
ah mma, how society has degenerated so low.
>>679977509
Ancient Rome? gladiators?
>>679977636
yer degenerate, mean to go backwards.
>>679978016
>etareneged
How the fuck does that make sense? Go back to posting on le reddit or lollers 9gag or even triggertumbler
>>679978016
True. But I reckon watching people fuck each other up is a step forwards. You know you like it. I want to have sex with you
>>679978308
i'd rather watch fish swim around while smoking a cone.
>>679978513
How we have degenerated
>>679974863
Me too....
My friends laughed at me for such an act, as if I was the only one that preformed such a thing.
>>679973604
https://vid.me/O6Bq
>>679974698
>>679973604
hell yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkhdN8BmESE
>>679980964
Holy shit at 0:13 did that cop have predator camo?
>>679975394
"No animals were hurt for this movie".
>>679976214
>Implying that she makes logical life decisions
If she did that, she wouldn't be a land whale.
>>679981722
hey, after 2 weeks a new webm... nice
>>679974762
You know them personally?
>>679980864
fake and gay
vote for trump
>>679975155
See, if I got hit with a pie like that I'd just laugh.
Anybody have that gif\webm of a group of teens in a house, and this intimidating girl is hitting\fighting this weaker beta dude? I'd very much like that clip.
>>679973604
I kek'd so hard
>>679973604
What the hell was he thinking?
>>679973983
that pretty fucked up i'd cry to without ear protection those rifles are loud as fuck
>>679975313
holy fuck that turns me on
>>679984931
Who gives a fuck? That webm is gold
>>679974900
JOHN CENA
>>679985285
lost
>>679973844
Nasty. His asshole came out really far
>>679981722
> Stuff.co.nz
How did I not hear about this in my own country?
>>679985429
I know. Just the absolute speed and efficiency of his strike...
>>679986093
Nigger no surprise
>>679986093
Lawsuit tho
>>679983959
Please go drink bleach, as soon as possible.
>>679985285
> final destination 8
>>679974223
Damn she's hot
>>679986593
This stuff turns me on
>>679986593
Bunch of cunts
>>679986093
Lawsuit? That fucking spearchucking nigger was stealing. He deserved it.
>>679973983
bohoo but women are as tough as men
>>679985993
Don't forget the choking and gagging afterwards.
>>679985579
OOOOOHHHHH nice catch!
>>679986093
That was smooth af tho
>>679987273
That as well.
>>679974762
the dude is also an "Australian tv host/presenter" THEY'RE ON THE SAME SHOW!
>>679986820
if this happened in Italy:
- driver would be fired and jailed with assault
- policeman would be jailed for excessive use of power
- almost robbed woman would be jailed with assault charges... except if she was a feminazi
>>679981722
story?
>>679985716
Are you fucking autistic?
>>679981600
KEK
>>679987568
HI WOOWEE
https://youtu.be/UfWkxiPhyqs
>>679973983
Wait until they flood combat roles and complain that guns need to be nicer and more accepting of women and rules of engagement need to change to cater for women
>equality is totallt a good thing so every aspect of life should be open and equal to women
>>679985285
haha whoops sorry bro!
lost at the final sign fall at the end
>>679987137
"Yes your honor I was rushing to the counter to pay for the beer and he trip me, since that day I been unable to work anymore, my injuries hurt too much, so I want money, lots please".
>>679987728
Levels of autism never heard of before.
>>679974223
He knows whats up every one in aus wants to dick hex
>>679985388
i thought he was about to blow his head off full metal jacket style
>>679987895
Which is why he was wearing gloves, watching the store clerk (very poorly), and running 10 feet from the beer stand to the counter.
>His jury would have to be all fresh of the boat niggers if he sued and won.
>>679980964
DINDU NUFFIN!
>>679987895
Seriously, though. Are you retarded?
>>679987270
top kek
>>679987413
good thing no one cares about Italy
>>679985987
lol windscreen wipers
>>679987895
There's a difference between rushing, and full-on running.
You fucking autist.
>>679985148
murricans. almost all nato countries with mandotary military service use them perfectly without any earwraps or buttplugs
>>679985987
dat windscreen wiper
>>679986593
fapped
>>679973844
typical dutch
>>679986093
HAHAHAH GOT WHAT HE DESERVED
>>679987133
fuckin hell, man. This's too much.
>>679987932
Someone post it.
>>679981600
kek
>>679988511
It's not needed. The poster's stupidity has already been checked.
>>679974223
the smug asshole
>>679988701
"OHHHHOHOHOHO. IS FUNNY BECAUSE HE FAG AND YOU HOT"
>>679986368
>6
story?
>>679987133
this is pure evil, I like it
>>679985388
This one I get can be funny because of female lacking where men wouldnt but this is exactly what she was suposed to do, she kept getting up and pushed on I still hold some respect for this woman
>>679986820
Hes all like "stop stop" and the driver keeps hitting him with the bat
>>679976849
the nigga what?
>>679988994
kek
>>679988891
instant karma is always the best
>>679988994
>>679989021
Kek
>>679989087
what did they think when they did that
>>679973983
>shoots
>holy shit it's loud
>starts fearing the gun after initial shot
Fucking women.
>>679989147
>>679989174
tourette
>>679975269
>>679976022
Sadly enough as much as I would have wanted to see the baby run and escape. There would be very little to no chance at all that it would survive.
ITT: Faggots that don't know the difference between a rekt thread and a YLYL thread.
>>679986593
this is what make women inferior....
>>679973983
Anyone know story, is she a reporter or something?
>>679989174
how fucking low can you go
>>679988891
Not sure if the instant gratification of running over some asshole trying to get money out of you is worth giving him a legitimate reason to sue you.
>>679989087
oh ukraine never change. i will never acknowledge your independence.
>>679989330
The hell does "ITT" mean? Sorry, I'm a newfag.
>>679975102
Can someone explain wtf happened here?
>>679988994
he really was having a bad day
>>679989300
>>679974698
WHY DOES EVERYONE ALWAYS POST THE SHORT VERSION?
I CANT EVEN FIND THE ONE THATS SLIGHTY LONGER ANYMORE
FUCK
ste men
>>679989437
"In This Thread"
>>679989437
I Touch Toddlers
>>679989021
typical black, always snoozing
>>679989386
oh god honey its pulling me in pls help
>>679989484
Tank boosted airbourne with c4, takes out jet.
>>679989387
We don't all live in america.
>>679974598
13 in 2010.. wew lad..
>>679989174
"What is that? BBQ sauce? When was my crotch near BBQ sauce?"
>>679988381
Lies.
>>679989606
Only to you, maybe. Fucking faggot.
>>679989725
>Replace BBQ sauce with sushi
>>679982032
You can clearly see the horse is trained to do that maneuver. The guy even pulls on the reins before the "punch" lands.
You must be either trolling or the great autismo
>>679989437
intimate toucan touching
>>679989372
Tell us, you must know.
>>679989712
This... Fuck...
>>679974108
NO FUCKING GORE CAN YOU READ YOU ARE YOU THAT SPECIAL!!
>>679989600
Thanks.
>dubs checked
>>679989437
infinite toddler touching
>>679985579
The motorbike was clearly going above speed limit. But that doesn't mean I think it was his fault. The driver of the car clearly misjudged the speed of the biker.
>>679989569
>>679988381
Says the guy from the same country as the girl in the vid???
>>679981722
I see that they are all wearing the standard-issue Russian track suit.
>>679989929
Only to you does it mean that. You fucking pedophile.
if 679990000
cruz 4 prez confirmed
>>679986593
Patriarchy!!!!!!!!
hahahahahahaha...
>>679989816
Oh look a retard
>>679989174
What is going on here? Is it a medical condition?
>>679989437
instant turban tussle
>>679974645
For people who train every day it always surprises me that they're such a bad shot with their fists... maybe they lack ground pound practise because it's not something that happens often (real world or training)
>>679989912
That was hardly gore, tbh.
>>679974349
The trembling paw gets me everytime
>>679989569
fuckin lost.
>>679990060
Oh, look, a faggot.
>>679989437
instant turd toggle
>>679985285
L
O
S
T
>>679990226
kek
>>679990060
Don't be mad that I didn't fall for your obvious autistic trap, faggot. Maybe you'll get the next one.
>>679986593
Guys will be mad at each other for a day, but in the weekend they'll still have a beer and watch the game together or what the fuck.
But girls, no they keep that shit going for life.
>>679990170
My last
>>679990031
>this new to 4chan
>>679989946
Maximum kek
>>679989690
What does this have to do with America again?
The one guy threw himself onto the car's windscreen, feigning an accident in which he got run over by the driver. People do this in countries like russia and china (?) because they can sue the driver for loads of cash.
Because of that, many drivers in these countries have dashcams to prove their innocence.
Now if someone does that to you, and you run him over, he has now a legitimate reason to sue.
>>679989912
Not gore you daft faggot.
>>679990253
kek
>>679989021
more like this please
>>679990427
H-how?
>>679989577
what else happened in the slightly longer version?
>>679990427
what
>>679990170
sometimes you just gotta hit a bitch wit a bitch
>>679990303
This isn't a YLYL thread, you fucking autist.
>>679990553
>>679990560
its a cat
>>679975313
why the fuck do I have a boner
>>679984746
It's Ricky from Sunnyvale being arrested.
>>679974223
Top guk
>>679981600
the military has a suit that does this for any digital camera
>>679990448
Never seen this one before. Is there a story to it?
>>679986593
How fucking low for multiple people to group up against a wimp.
>>679990374
Sorry, what?
I'm not fluent in retard.
>>679990647
oh ok
>>679990553
>>679990560
Cats have something special inside them, so if they fall with their backs turning towards the earth, they will turn around and land on their feet. Which insures them a much better landing condition and that's why the cat most likely was not even hurt in that webm.
Easy to find on google.
>>679990774
got you to respond/10
god fucking damn it, its hard to watch.
>>679987419
Dude pours boiling water on other dude because he stole a hot dog from his girlfriend.
>>679990888
sweet trips /b/ro
>>679990888
I'm guessing you only speak retard, then.
>>679989344
what actually happend is that the hot recoil smoke hit her eyes
>>679976849
beatin my ass! kek
>>679985974
hello fellow kiwi
>>679986593
Fuck, she looks so defeated and scared.
They even left her bleeding, damn that sucks.
>>679989340
Kys
>>679989946
Vote kick that AFK sonovabitch.
>>679974978
Toppest of keks.
>>679990774
>autism
>>679990574
Fucking awesome, got more with animals?
>>679990888
Again, don't be sad that I didn't fall for your trap. Maybe next time, you'll get a like-minded autist.
>>679990408
I understand why they do this. Where I live we have insurance for that. So we don't really care if someone does that.
>>679991010
just go away you're so cringy
>>679991010
man, you insult like you are fresh off the playground...im not even the same anon, he likely gave up on this realizing that he legitimately picked a fight with an autist.
>>679989174
She is sharpening here nails.
>>679989386
poor pants
>>679991306
DO YOU KNOW WHAT A FUCKING TRAP MEANS?
>>679973983
That made me cringe how she had that all set up on the mag like that.
>>679991298
How cute. Acting like I actually fell for your trap.
>We are entering unheard levels of autisms
>>679988948
Yeah, she'd be great in combat.. wouldn't she.
Being able to persevere is only one required quality.
>>679989437
Intense Titty Twister
>>679991445
Do you know what "tone it down" means?
>>679980964
look at that fat one rubbing himself and watching and not helping to lift the dindu
>>679991634
kek
>>679987419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbpSz4CO0OI
>>679990553
healthy cats have a low terminal velocity when falling. that coupled with their agility and foot-first landing ability means they survive falls that would kill most other animals.
>>679991589
a trap is a woman with a penis.
>>679990408
the thing is in america you can sue for literally 12508 billion dollars out of a homeless guy
thats not how it works in some places
>>679989437
insatiable testicle tickler
>>679991639
what does it mean?
>>679991886
>woman with a penis
Seems legit
>>679991886
>Woman with a penis.
kek. You must be either one of them, or one of the guys that like traps.
>>679990731
No idea to be honest just seen it in a wsg rekt/justice thread
>>679991868
>>679989087
slava ukraina!
>>679992007
It means turn your fucking cap locks off.
>>679991886
Yes, because words can't have more than one meaning.
>I'm fucking surrounded by autists.
>>679985626
holy fuck
>>679991132
/b/ in 2016 kek
>>679975394
why huwt fwuffy?
>>679974698
>blacks get a worse education in america because of systemic racism
apparently they're just fucking dancing around like apes instead of actually having class
>>679990253
oh my fucking god
>>679989087
The second guy died, the first guy broke his tailbone and got paralyzed
>kek
>>679989174
i'll rub it for you if ya want
>>679988948
She was supposed to put her rifle in the dirt, use it as a fucking walking stick, flag herself, flag her pacers, and almost pass the fuck out after 12 miles? That ruck is between 35 and 40 lbs. Were she part of a LRS team, she would be expected to carry a much heavier ruck, plus a full combat load of ammo over much more than 12 miles. Talib would have no trouble shutting on her and anyone unfortunate enough to be in her unit if she is the example of their fitness and leadership standards. Former combat Infantryman speaking from experience. Her best isn't good enough, she belongs in the kitchen.
>>679992114
Bad landing on the edge of a table.
>>679991868
Fun fact a cat will suffer less damage from a 7story fall than a 3 story fall
>>679986256
Ya hona, I wuz taking da beer cuz I is nigger and uh it's yo white ass fault I gots ta steel. Not guilty, free Traybon gimme million doolar
>>679989940
Yeah, and could that be because of biker going above the speed limit?
>>679991305
>>679992748
>Her best isn't good enough, she belongs in the kitchen.
Top kek.
>>679992748
I stated in my post that a man could have performed the job fine, I was mearly saying I respecred her for continuing to try rather than woman out and cry like a bitch and give up
calm your tits
>>679985263
lol
>>679986593
story?
>>679991296
thanks for the feel bud
thanks alot
>>679973983
Stupid dumb fucking whore didn't even aim her first shot, rested the mag on the floor, and should've just shot herself or quit.
>>679989174
probs a mix of OCD + uncultured.
