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Hah! Gayyyyyyyy
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>>679948969
pls
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>>679948969
it's only gay if the balls touch though!
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It is I

the frenchiest fry
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>>679949292
What about touching butts.

Is that gay?
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>>679949347
wem
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>>679949347
say something in french!
>>679949425
nope, it's only gay if the balls touch. So if you are having sex and want it to be gay your balls have to touch.
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>>679949425
The rule is if the balls touch or swords cross it's gay.
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>>679949587
wimmy

>>679949597
omelet du fromage
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>>679949629
Pretty sure its gay to touch butts

>>679949597
This can be gay too.
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>>679949629
But touching penises is hot
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>>679949696
youre the french expert
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>>679949617
fucking nasus
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>>679949696
Yep, that cements it! You are now the frenchiest fry! That is if your name is fry. Otherwise you are just the frenchiest.
>>679949830
only if your put your balls against mine at some point. Otherwise it's still straight.
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>>679950066
Finneeee
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>>679949874
An eggspert in my field of dreams

>>679950066
Both!
Lol what's new with ya?
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so has skype just given up trying to give notifications when someone messages you?
anyone else having this problem?
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>>679950066
Good to know I'm still straight
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>>679950485
Frank Flank Steak
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>>679950452
teach me, master
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>>679950578
I have no idea what this means but I accept it
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>>679950468
Nope. I had some faggot spam me in the early hours of the morning.
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>>679950878
As any good friend would.
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>>679950452
My comp somehow got more shitty, I might finally get my car fixed up. After that I am going to save up for a new computer and then I will see what happens from there.
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>>679950729
First, you must dig a hole

>>679950850
You have just won (1) free steak dinner at Red Robin. Click here to claim your prize!*

>>679951038
Is yours a custom built PC or a prebuilt? Sometimes just upgrading parts is enough.
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>>679951360
check
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>>679951360
it's a shitty laptop I got as a graduation gift about 6-7 years ago.
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>>679951637
Now, let me inspect your hole~
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>>679951727
does my hole pass?
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All cleaned out and filled with a buttplug now.
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>>679951837
No
>>679951360
When does this shit expires dawg
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>>679951677
Ohhh makes sense. Will your new computer be a laptop or a desktop?

Personally I'd go with a new powerful desktop and just keep the laptop for portability

>>679951837
You haven't shown me yet, silly.

>>679952030
Ends Friday. Bring a 2nd paying guest in and get dessert free!
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>>679951985
yessssss

>>679952030
damn

>>679952338
o-oh yeah
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You guys derailed the fuck out of this thread.
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Ugg, I need a new PC too.
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>>679952445
show me...

>>679952450
What rails?
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The fact that people fap to this kind of shit is why I support eugenics.
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>>679951985
I thought you were the top though?
>>679952338
that is my exact plan, I have a comp picked out that my friend helped me set up.
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>>679952788
I've never had anything up my ass but this makes a cock look really good.
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>>679951985
You've gotten my attention
>>679952450
Was it derailed? Or was it brought to a bold new heights?
>>679952636
What are the specs? Oh and how are you?
>>679952445
>>679952814
Definitely doesn't pass
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>>679953435
its fun. you should try it at least once
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>>679951173
golly gee I have never seen a dog with male pattern baldness
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>>679953553
double damn
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>>679953573
Seems like it. Only problem is I only think like this late at night when I'm horny. Like in the morning I wouldn't even think about it but right now if there was a cock right behind me in bed I'd probably let them in.
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>>679953553
here I will link it
http://pcpartpicker.com/p/bFwwMp

I'm doing pretty good, just kinda want to get the money to get that computer though. Other things come first if they come up though.
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>>679953933
wonder why. well you should just pop a finger in there one night and see how it goes
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can i get some powfoo pls
something new
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>>679954098
o
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>>679954091
Yeah might give it a try. Lol watch me hate it.
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>>679952636
The BF just wishes I was.

>>679953553
Got a nice stretch.
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>>679954300
Why not do it now? You can tell us how it goes.
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>>679954300
lol >>679954408
yes try it now and report the results
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>>679954174
fah!
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>>679954357
oh, he doesn't like topping?
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>>679954616
nooo you were supposed to type X
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>>679954408
>>679954504
Lol I'm getting hard now, I guess I'll give it a shot.
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>>679954803
what an amazing night
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My problem with that shit is that I can't really reach very well with my hand. I have to use a sharpie or something. I can get my fingers in if I'm turned on enough, but I can only reach the first knuckle in.
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>>679954704
F-fahx
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>>679954917
its not that hard to put your hand behind you though

>>679954932
oh...tis I who fucked it up....forgive me
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>>679955094
What position though? I normally don't try while sitting.
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>>679954910
Wow well I'm leaking a lot of precum just from rubbing my finger over my asshole.
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>>679954702
Yeah, we're both bottoms.
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>>679955291
like any position. but i guess you should use a shapry or whatever if you can reach

>>679955312
dude youre going to liek this
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>>679955401
I still don't get how that works.
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>>679955563
One person just has to take top.
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>>679955401
That has to make life a little annoying. Do you guys just alternate?
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>>679955698
I meant more who starts what.
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>>679955094
no this is normal
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>>679955886
im glad im normal
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>>679951985
How big are we talking Snarf?
>>679952636
Have you got a PCpartpicker for it?
>>679955401
>>679955563
>>679955730
Double ended dildos, try them and bump bums together!
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>>679955998
me 2
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I'm usually a top in most situations, but I still want to work my way up to being able to take dicks in case I need. Should I try toys, or are they all too big for that anyway?
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>>679955563
He's been topping, trying to get me used to it, so we can use a double-ended dildo.

>>679955730
Its a bit.

>>679956021
Not that big. Little below average male size.
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>>679955514
So I started pressing my middle finger in and it pretty much just got sucked and I can't lie, it didn't feel bad but my boner kind of went down. Now I'm laying here with a finger in my ass and a semi hard dick lol
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>>679956244
That's lewd.

>>679956021
Ah okay
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>>679956282
You gotta play with your dick as well when you start.
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>>679956282
*sucked in
Also I take back the halfway boner, I started moving in a little and my cock feels harder than it usually gets.
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>>679956021
yea, you can see it up a little bit in the thread.
>>679956021
I was thinking that might be how that works.
>>679956124
Start with a small buttplug, then go to a medium buttplug. Then when you actually take a dildo you need to stretch yourself with your fingers a bit before you can comfortably take a dildo.
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>>679956353
Lol well if it just feels like this then my ideal situation right now would be getting fucked and getting head, then I don't have to do anything.
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>>679953573
Never had anything up my ass, never sucked a dick.
>>679954357
Wouldn't know what it's like
>>679953976
Looks nice. 1000 looks rather steep though :(. You could look into donating plasma for some extra dough. You can even sell off some bone marrow or white blood cells, I've heard those compensate rather well
>>679956021
Sup, how've you been?
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Are you guys on any fur sites? You guys are great.
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>>679956467
youre going to make a good girly bottom

>>679956766
thats cool. its not for everyone
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>>679956244
This is what i fit in. http://www.saxleather.com.au/tom-of-finland-xxl-silicone-anal-plug/
I just can't have it in more than a hour. How long do you keep yours in for usually?
>>679956244
You bump butts with dbl dildo much?
>>679956671
OK so dropped the power supply to 650W if you don't want to overclock or upgrade the card later on.
Piss off the windows DVD and goto reddit and get one from a certified reseller for $20.
And think if you are really going to use the DVD drive.
Otter than that it looks good.
>>679956766
Still sick. Getting some rice and butter chicken for dinner. you?
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>>679956901
greatness in posting other guys art?
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>>679957108
Great convos.
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I just realised i read that power supply as 850 not 650 as you have it.
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>>679956990
Lol I guess so, you get me horny enough and I'll bend over for you, although cocks are usually bigger than a finger. I'm just moving in and out now slowly. I don't think I've ever seen this much precum. It's starting to feel a little smoother and not squeezing as much on my finger though
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>>679957054
About a half hour.

And no, not yet. I'm still new to the butt-stuff.
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>>679957556
that means you should use two fingers now
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>>679957643
Oh I thought my time was crap personally. Do you enjoy your butt stuff?
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>>679957054
I'm doing fine. Got to hang out with friends, play some dnd 5e. My hockey team won game 2 over the Flyers. Got to talk mad shit to my friends back in Denver since the avs aren't in the stanley cup playoffs. Got a job offer that pays better than the job I have lined up for when I move back to Denver but I hate the job and the company has a reputation for being seedy. Are you feeling better compared to earlier this week or is the flu still at full force?
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>>679957744
Isn't it supposed to hurt when you stretch? I had to push a little but my other finger just slid in. Also my dick pulsed when I went in to the knuckles and fuck that felt good, different but good.
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>>679956766
1000 is pretty average for a good desktop honestly
I'm not too far away from it honestly but I have to repair my car and rent is coming up soon so I am losing around 800 dollars (probably more) in 2 weeks.
>>679957054
I might do that, but I do want to have the DVD drive just in case. It is only like 20 bucks so it's not like I would save much from ditching it.
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>>679958161
You're a natural. If you can add more fingers, then do it. This just means you enjoy it a lot.
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>>679958161
>>679958241
exactly. dont question it, just add more fingers
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>>679957788
Seeing as I was able to keep a chub going without touching myself while the plug was in, I'd say so.
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>>679957876
Get a letter of acceptance from them and use it as leverage at your current place of work. If they like you get them to match and better, otherwise walk. However seedy company's do offer their own risk. you need to ask yourself how long they been around for that how they are perceived in their home town.
But yeah getting better everyday. by the end of the week i should hopefully be good enough to play some golf on the long weekend.
>>679958161
It hurts when you do it suddenly, but the anus can stretch quite a lot.
>>679958240
What's the last game you bought that you need a dvd drive? or blu-ray drive?
>>679958363
:) impressive. do you squirm on the plug?
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>>679958462
Yeah.
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>>679958241
My wrist is starting to get tired unfortunately. I have to just play with my cock for now.
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>>679958462
it's not for games
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>>679958601
Yeah that's a problem. I was getting a vicarious chub from that though, since I have trouble getting myself off with ass play myself.
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>>679958619
Sure, however there's netflix, torrents etc. i've hod a bluray drive for years on my last build and haven't used it yet. Just speaking from personal experience.
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>>679958324
Lol right now I'd rather have someone else do it and not be limited to me getting tired or just limited to fingers.
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>>679958705
Darn sorry about that, if it means anything I was getting off more on being told what to do by you.
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>>679958803
eh well, it would also just feel weird not having it there. I see real reason to not have one installed just in case.
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>>679959165
Every penny counts!
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>>679958985
Good to know.
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>>679959376
Yeah I appreciate you helping open me up to this, I'll end up trying it again too I'm sure. Since I'm still horny I'll go ahead and say if you were here I'd suck your cock out of gratitude.
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>>679958814
Its always better when someone else does it for you.
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>>679959673
I'd give you a hand if I were around.
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>>679959735
That picture would be tons of fun I bet
>>679959752
Lol yeah
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>>679959264
yea I guess.
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>>679958803
I haven't even watched a blue ray movie in years.
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>>679959752
I'm getting close so a hand or pretty much anything more would be the best right now.
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>>679960511
You're 2/5 of the way there my friend.
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>>679960463
This guys gets it. ever since netflix physical disc's are on the way out.
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>>679960638
You miss understand.

I don't watch movies at all really.
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>>679958462
I've already decided I'm going for the federal job in Denver, seeing home for 5 days in a month isn't worth the extra dough for me. Glad to hear you're feeling better. Golfing is not my forte. Last time I played golf it was for my old unit's fundraising drive.
>>679956990
Not for lack of willingness. I just happen to live in herpestown usa right now
>>679958240
I've known about the car window thing for a while but it still sucks to hear that it stops you from getting what you want
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>>679960638
But now netflix is on the way out! What will I do for movie entertainment without it? That being said I don't watch movies too often, but still!
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>>679960572
I think I'm putting a finger back in.
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>>679960863
We'll be too busy 20 minutes in to watch anyways.
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>>679960861
I just calculated the total amount for the things I need this month. It equals close to my monthly pay.
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>>679960930
Looking forward to it.
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>>679960946
Holy fuck
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>>679960934
exactly, so it wouldn't really matter eventually anyway.
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>>679960750
Who's Leauge coing to cuddle while he watch's movies?
>>679960861
Do it, government jobs should have enough perks to make up for it.
>>679960863
Who says?
>>679960946
Needs or wants?
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first
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second
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third
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>>679961004
Wow...so I just came and I was playing with my ass at the same time and that felt way better than cumming normally. Also mistakes were made and the first three pumps shot onto my mouth and face and I don't know how I feel about that.
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nerd
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i believe you mean fourth
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>>679961349
Lick it up. Cum is yummy. :3
And I've had my plug in for like 3 hours. It's nice.
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>>679961096
He can cuddle my cock in his mouth

>>679961053
Yes
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>>679961349
It's okay, balls didn't touch so it's not gay.
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I was third when i was typing it
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>>679961533
:D
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>>679961511
I already cleaned it up and nice, sounds like you've been enjoying yourself.
>>679961549
Lol you're right, just a finger in my ass, a cock in my hand, and cum on my face.
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>>679961757
psst... I'm captaintechnicality on basically any website you want to add me on.
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>>679961096
Ya, the federal job is the one I'm more drawn to. More time with friends and just being home in general is worth more to me than just having more money.
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>>679961035
yea I bring home around 1320 a month after taxes, my sister wants me to pay about 550 for rent, then the fix for my car's struts will be around 300, then I have to pay my car insurance which is 99, then I gotta pay the internet which is 59. Then I also need to get my car registered in cali which is another 300.
>>679961096
everyone who is sick of them pulling content for little to no reason
>>679961096
needs, read the first post for details.
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>>679961939
Just making sure. many people confuse the two.
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>>679962046
I have my priorities in order, I learned how to correctly prioritize when I saw my dad not doing it correctly and being in so much debt.
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hungry pls advise
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>>679962458
eat your cum.
Also quesadilla if you have supplies.
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>>679962458
Grilled chicken and couscous with asparagus
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>>679962458
make a burger for something easy
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>>679962458
Eat out Frank's ass.
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I think I need to start namefagging.
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said no one ever
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new thread faggots.
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>>679963157
Thread ID gayboi
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>>679962794
My ass is not on the menu
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>>679963206
I meant make it
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>>679963371
You should put it up as the daily special.
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>>679963824
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