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Theres been report of illegal dubs in the area and I need to check your singles
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AM I BEING DETAINED
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>>679939387
i'm clean officer
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>>679939466
STOP RESISTING
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>>679939466
YES YOU ARE NIGGER
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>>679939466
I-I'm not with him. We were just in the same place.
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>>679939499
>>679939466
/thread
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>>679939466
>>679939499
Oh my god these men are criminals! Get them, officer!
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No dubs here
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>>679939466
YES YOU ARE, NIGGER
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>>679939499
>>679939466
OFFICERS PLEASE
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>>679939466
he didn't du nuthin
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>>679939555
HYPOCRITE PIGS
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>>679939555
Pot, meet kettle
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>>679939555
oh shit
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>>679939555
trips?
i'm done
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>>679939588
>>679939555
ffs guys, BE COOL
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>>679939466
>>679939499
Shut it down
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shit
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>>679939599
>>679939588
>>679939499
>>679939466
SHHHIIIEEEET
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>>679939466
>>679939499
>>679939555
>>679939588
>>679939599
Holy fuck you guys.
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>>679939599
YOU'RE COMING WITH ME
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I swear these aren't mine!
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>>679939555
FUCK IT'S AN INSIDE JOB
THE ONE COORDINATING IT ALL WAS RIGHT UNDER OUR NOSES ALL ALONG
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YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPER!
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fucking hell
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>>679939666
holy shit 666
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>>679939666
BEGONE HELL SPAWN
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>>679939588
>>679939555
THE NIGGERS ARE DUBS SIR
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>>679939466
>>679939499
lol, you guys are fucked. Officer!


On the flip note, I'm clean
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>>679939666
SHUT IT DOWN
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>>679939713
I PROMISE I'M NOT WITH THEM
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>>679939466
>>679939499
>>679939555
>>679939588
>>679939599
>>679939666
I dont even want dubs!
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>>679939666
ON THE FUCKING GROUND SATANIST FAGGOT
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>>679939555
YOU PLANTED THOSE ON ME PIG
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>>679939755
>>679939733
GET IN THE CAR DUB SCUM
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AIN'T GOT NO DUBS HERE! NO DUBS, NO SAH!
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>>679939666
>>679939599
>>679939588
>>679939555
>>679939499
>>679939466
someone's gonna get promoted
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M'lady officer
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>>679939755
QUICK GET HIM
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>>679939666
satan has spoken
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>>679939666
Fuck you devil
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>>679939387
I'm all clean officer, I swear
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>>679939387
Officer am I being detained or am I free to go?
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>>679939387
lets keep this dubs train goin
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Fuck da police
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>>679939888
GET ON THE GROUND
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>>679939466
>>679939499
>>679939555
>>679939588
>>679939599
>>679939666
>>679939733
>>679939755

What the fuck, there are illegals all over the place. Swat team pls
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P L A N T E D
L
A
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E
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Just don't check the trunk
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>>679939888
you're goin to jail for a LONG time, buddy
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>>679939888
WHAT THE FUCK, GET HIM!
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>>679939888
YOU'RE COMING DOWN TOWN FOR SOME QUESTIONING
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>>679939888
Fu- I mean, I'm going to remain silent, I want to talk to a lawyer!
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>>679939888
Get in the car you dub filth! Think of the kids!
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shit
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ludicrous trips and dubs ITT
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Officer, I swear I don't have dubs
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i swear im clean officers, all these others are criminals!
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>>679939387
I do not give my consent to a warantless search, fuckface.
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>>679939844
STOP LYING YOU PIECE OF SHIT
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>>679939942
OK OFFICER I AM GETTING ON THE GROUND SEE MY HANDS IM HOLDING MY HANDS UP IM GOING TO REMAIN SILENT I WANT TO TALK TO A LAWYER
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>>679939466
>>679939499
>>679939555
>>679939588
>>679939599
>>679939666
>>679939733
>>679939755
>>679939844
>>679939888
>>679939955
>check'd
All these dubs n trips!
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BREAKING NEWS: TERRORIST ATTACKS IN THE THREAD
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>>679940008
hehe they'll never find me
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>>679940077
GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND NOW
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I have never committed any crime in my life, just check'em and you'll see
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>>679939861
>>679939829
YOU THINK YOUR SINGLES WILL STOP ME?
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No dubs here officer, just us white folks
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>>679939955
Whatchu doin with those triple doubles?
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>>679939955
Your double dubs won't save you
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im a fellow mr police man
no dubs here
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>>679939955
YOU TOO BUCKO
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IT WASN'T MINE
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No dubs here officer
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>>679940155
YOU'RE COMING WITH ME, REPORTER!
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I want my lawyer
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>>679940222
well well well
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It's Okay Officer I'm Undercover
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>>679940169
I do not give my consent to a warantless search, fuckface, sir.
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>>679940155
INSIDE JOB
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>>679939387
I never get dubs and it sucks.
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>>679939387
Try and stop me motherfucker, check em
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>>679940155
BBC REPORTED IT FIRST AS WELL, I KNEW IT WAS AN INSIDE JOB. #PRAYFORNONDUBS
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>>679940222
Looks like we have this shithead on our hands.
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Fuck you pigs
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Am I good to go officer?
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>>679940155
AND YOURE ONE OF UM
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>>679939888
You are free to... STOP RIGHT FUCKING THERE!
YOU DARE TO MOVE AND I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD ILL SHOOT.
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>>679940222
Inside job confirmed
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I swear I'm not black, officer.
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I cant have dubs. Im white
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no dubs sir yep no dubs at all
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nothing here officer
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Officer, can't you see I'm white?
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bout to get sum fuk
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>>679939387
OK this is officially a get thread
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yo nigga
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>>679939387
officer, check em
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Bump
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Fuck.
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just passing by officer
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>>679940327
LISTEN MAN THIS WAS PLANTED ON ME I DIN DU NUFFIN
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I dindu nuffin
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ALUHA SNAKBAR
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>>679939387
>"Oh h-hey officer... What's, um... what's it going?"
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No dubs here mister police man
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Sir, I have a Permit to have Dubs.
Also I am white.
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>>679940422
>>679940433
Into the van you go.
>Check 'em
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>>679940422
Nigger, you have the right to remain silent
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>>679940500
Scum
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>>679940500
PUT THE DUBS DOWN
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#policestate
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>>679940433
Yea, nope, you'll have to come with us
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You'll never take me alive coppers, not when i have trips
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hi
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These quads prove I'm chief of police. I'm above the law!
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im chillin here because I have a clean record.
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>>679940500
GET THE FUCK OUT THE CAR NIGGER. STOP RESISTING.
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I'll call my lawyer!
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This thread is the best
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>>679939387
am gud?
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>>679940500
Lying little nig nog
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FUCK THE POLICE
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>>679940500
You're like that one guy on Cops, saying "I ain't got shit, cop" as he raises his hands up, letting a bag of meth fall out his sleeve.
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No officer it's "Hi how are you."
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there's so many dubs holy shit
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>>679940500
You just planted those on me!
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>>679940569
A 69, zorry colonel, didnt see ya there, how, uh, is the dubs catchin goin?
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Sir, I am a news reporter.
Reporting on all the Dubs activity in this area.
Can you tell me what is with all the dubs today, Sir?
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>>679940500
LIAR!!! I TRUSTED YOU!!!!
DIE YOU SCUM!!!
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Some nigger handed me these dubs, they're not mine!
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This is now a get thread
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>>679939387
It's ok I'm white man
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>>679940688
Oh and I guess those were planted too?
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>>679939466
>>679939499
>>679939555
>>679939588
>>679939599
>>679939666
>>679939755
>>679939844
>>679939888
>>679939955
>>679940077
>>679940155
>>679940222

Reporting live from Baltimore and Ferguson, the single greatest chimpout in history is occuring. Local police are overwhelmed and overworked. The national guard is needed.
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>>679940688
GET HIM HE'S GOT DUBS
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>>679939387
n.no dubs here

my friend two post down is carrying though
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Dindu Nuffin
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>>679940701
They're everywhere! Although it seems as if they were gone
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You cant catch me Blood!
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>>679940077
*flies away*
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>>679940611
Gotcha nig
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Dindu nuffin
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>>679940611
SHIT, GOTTA RUN!
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>>679940744
Likely story, get up against that wall now, bitch.
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>>679940782
I am getting the Tsar Bomba, It must be Destroyed this Pandemic!
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>>679940698
There are quite the many criminals, but I'm able to keep my head up.
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>>679940777
and these? right, im gonna have to take you downtown for some questioning
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what seems to be the officer problem
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>>679940833
Nig u a snitch nigga
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>>679940880
I dindu nuffin
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>>679940833
No, got you nig
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I am just out spreadin' da word of our lord an' savor JESUS CHRISTI.
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>>679940777
Uber nigger detected
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>>679939387
I got nothing officer
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>>679940777
Holy fuck, you're going away for a long time!
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>>679939387
Fuck tha police
DUBZ ALL DAY
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>>679940913
No no I promise these are just singles
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No dubs here officer
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no problem officer
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>>679940999
HE'S A CRIME LORD!
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>>679940999
A LIKELY STORY
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ALOHA SNACK-BAR!!!!!!!
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Alright, Here is the deal.
This bomb is Rigged to explode on the next Trips Plus.
If you attempt to Disarm it I will detonate it with my Dubs.
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>>679940999
NICE TRY SCUM, YOU'RE THE REASON OUR COUNTRY SUCKS
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>>679940999
YOU BASTARD!
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>>679940803
Thanks for the accurate info your free to go
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Check muh Trips
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>>679940955
Dirty pig!
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We just chillin pig nigga don't fuck wit us.
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>>679940999
SIR PUT THE TRIPS DOWN
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>>679940955
Ha! You think we wouldn't figure you out? You should be ashamed of yourself!
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You got nothing on me, Oinkers!
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>>679940999
Sir have you been tripping this evening?
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I HAVE MET DUBS IN MY LIFE, AND I CAN TELL YOU, THEY DO ALL THE SHITPOST.
WE HAVE TO BUILD A WALL TO STOP THESE DUBS!!!
AND WE WILL MAKE JANITORS PAY FOR IT!!!
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>>679941111
TERRORIST!
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>>679941111
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>679941111
You fucker... You killed us all...
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if 5, all singles are now an arrestable offense, dubs are clean
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>>679941111
No u
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>>679941111
Fuck, this thread full of scum and dirty pigs.
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>>679941111
>NICE TRY SCUM, YOU'RE THE REASON OUR COUNTRY SUCKS
>Posts Quads
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>>679941111
Boss I didn't know you were a fed
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#JUSTICEFORTRAYVON
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>>679941111
QUADS! WE'VE GOT A FULL RED QUADS ALERT! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
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damn niggers
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I guarantee you won't find dubs here officer
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>>679941233
WE'RE SPREAD TOO FAR! CALL IN THE ARMY
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Holy shit~
Get into my Dubs Bunker~
We all gana die~
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I swear officer, I'm just holding these dubs for a friend.
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If dubs Hitler did nothing wrong
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What's the problem officer?
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>>679939387
No dubs here, pork chop.
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>>679941111
GET ON THE GROOOOUUNNNDDD
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>>679941111
oh shit, 11/11. that's like, 2 more than 9/11.
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You don't have a warrant!
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>>679941233
>posts dubs
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>>679941357
can i come, i am clean i swear
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You can't arrest me officer, I'm white
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You caught me, I am wanted, but you can't catch me.
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ARMY INBOUND.
BOMB IT ALL TO HELL!
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I swear I have nothing on me officer
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Please let me go
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It's ok officer, I have a medical dubs card.
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Is there any problem?
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>>679941444
Checked
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>>679941433
>posts exact same fucking dubs
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>>679941444
Get your fucking hands up, i'll shoot!
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>>679940803
>>679940811
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>>679941477
You lying sack of shit
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>>679939387
Only single here. If there are doubles it wasn't me
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>>679941111
ON THE GROUND, NIGGER
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>>679941433
>posts dubs
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dont mind me, just passing through
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>>679941433
>posts dubs
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>>679941444
Oh no you fucking don't
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>>679941444
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>>679941477
Bullshit!
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>>679941501
Shit, Obama sir.
We need to fire all the nukes right now.
The Dubs have gotten out of control!
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>>679941433
>dubs
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>>679941445
I'm gonna let you off with a warning
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>>679941533
Double checked
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dindu nuffin
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im not a satanist leave me alone
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Ive got nothing to worry about
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>>679941550
oh fuck, gotta go, peace nigga
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>>679939387
*whips out singles card
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>>679941599
Aw shit nigga
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>>679941545
THESE WERE PLANTED ON ME I SWEAR
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>>679941644
Officer, have you been doing dubs?
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>>679941668
Fail
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Fuck all y'all niggas I ain't goin back to the slammer this time
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>>679941688
oh your white, your free to go
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I AM A FREE SOVEREIGN CITIZEN
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Fuck you nigger
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>>679939387
We can skip this, right officer?
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>>679941688
Is that dubs I smell?
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I cant-
I ca-
The dubs...
This is out of Control!
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>>679941644
it was a set up
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>>679941599
>posts dubs
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>>679941688
GRAB HIM
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Hockey is great
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>>679941688
Please wait a moment sir
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>>679941444
>Posts trips
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>>679939387

you need to check the single in my pants too, officer?
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>>679941776
>>679941779
im watching you, motherfuckers...
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>>679941756
i may appear to be close to one but im not one

hence just missing it
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Free Flamethrowers for all Singles
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Awww shit here come the popo
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>>679941766
But not you m8, stand aside
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>>679941744
I don't think so
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>>679941753
No, I'm an officer of the law. Those dubs were picked up from the last nigger I locked up. I'm taking them down to evidence now, I swear!
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>>679941704
dude everything i post is dubs AM I INFECTED
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>>679941781
>doesn't post dubs
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>>679941771
You're free to go future pres.
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