Hello /b/.
>be me
>15
>on this minecraft server
>pretending to be 17 and female
>get free shit
>Guy starts talking to me
>asks for my skype
>I quickly make a fake one
>made a facebook too, why not
>he introduces me to his friend
>first guys name is Guile, other is Trevor
>both aussies
>they invite me to a group call
>tell them my mic is broken
>"no worries, I'll use the chat!"
>skype daily with them
>they introduce me to their friends
>find out he lives in germany
>am dutchfag
>schemes are being birthed
Cont?
Go on
>>679861330
only if it has a good ending, OP
>>679861330
please no
pls
Yes please
>>679861330
yesse
>>679861330
Underage and b&
Why not, tell us a story OP
>>679861330
Only if you will killyourself before posting
>>679861330
79861330
>Guile lives with a guest family
>We talk more and more
>I focus on guile, trevor still lives in Australia
>he gets on one on one calls with me
>he turns his camera on
>I compliment in, sugarcoat it a lot.
>he mentions that he hadnt heard my voice yet.
>say im ordering one now
Obviously not ordering one
>>679861330
Yes
>>679861689
Faggot, this was 4 years ago, when minecrafy was hip
>>679861876
keep going
>>679861947
>>679861876
Keep going
>>679861876
Go on
This is on mobile, excuses
>he starts liking me more and more
>give him "my" Facebook
>He says i look hot
>Trevor has started disliking me now.
>faggot.jpg
>Guile starts talking about visiting me
>aha this might be fun
>tell him im going to amsterdam in a week
>wanna tour amsterdam together?
>A week goes by
>Tell him to meet me by the stairs at the train station
>He spends 2 hours on a train to see me.
>kek
>never showed up
>this beta fag barely questioned me on it, just came home and we skyped again
>>679861330
Bump
If you honestly try to pick up chicks on Minecraft, you deserve to get catfished.
bamp
>>679862738
This
bemp
>>679861330
>Guile get more and more persistant
>haha faggot
>meet his friend Blake
>start getting it on with blake
>trevor and guile bully him a bit
>be there, sympathetic and nice
>invite them all to this minecraft server
>tell them my mics arriving tomorrow
>in the mean time, start pissing off trevor more
>saying offhand, rude remarks
>he hates me with a passion now
>tells guile im probably a squeaker child.
>haha, faggot was semi right.
>send blake and guile "my" nudes and pics
>they fawn over them
>tell both blake and guile that i want to date
bwamp
>>679861330
False and homosexual
>>679863332
666
>>679863668
Off by two.
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>>679863075
Probably last post, ask questions
>i go to sleep
>next day, get on a skype chat with guile and trevor
>tell them my mic arrived, let me set it up
>fagotts, this'll be fun
My voice is very very deep, for context
>I yell into the mic "PILOT YOUR COCK IN MY ASS"
Did i say guile was a former pilot yet?
>They start cussing and yelling
>kek
This was over 6 months btw
>massive blowout, i leave the skype chat
>they're on the minecraft server
>trevor is yelling and cussing me out
>guiles no where to be found
>he's talking to blake apparently according to trevor
>guild and blake find out i sent them both nudes
>shitstorm
>so fucking mad
>I exit skype
> occasionally reread their messages, until i forgot my password
Never heard from them again
Endings a bit longer than that, but greentext
>>679863332
NOW check em
Bumpin' for interest
>>679863951
Op here, currently catfishing another dude as well, his names Jay, and "my" names Dyana
>>679864001
Off by one
>>679864001
Holly shit dude
222
Did they send you any good dick pics?
>>679864240
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
>>679864416
this
5
666
>>679864416
Guile sent me a couple chest pics and a dick pick. He wasnt half bad to be honest, he looked arouns 7"
>>679864690
Just give up.
>>679863785
Kill your self make America great again
>>679864773
Nice dude
>>679864773
post em
222
Im thinking about making Jay give me nudes. Should i /b/? The only reason i havent yet is his wife died like a year ago. I told him i got raped by a mudslime half a year ago.
>>679864240
respect
333
Check um
444
444
>>679865226
I doubt i can find them, theyre on skype fam, lost the password. Let me look around for em, i still remember them, he has this mole on his foreskin, it was weird.
555
666
>>679865491
Stop trying, faggots
666
666
>>679861792
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo!!!
Derailing faggot op's thread 777
777
>>679865772
FUCK ME 5 OFF
888
888
999
>>679865889
>>679865779
stop
>>679865889
Damn nigger, 1 off
000
111
222
222
222
221
333
THE UNDERWORLD ARMY NEEDS TRIPS!
333
333
come on
Trip
444
444
aaaaa
444!
358
444
555
>>679866443
NIGGA
quints
666
>>679866667
FUCK
777
>>679866667
Feelz bad m8
>>679866667
Nature is cruel.
888
meme thread now
>>679866667
holy shit, this thread is off by many
999
>>679866282
Fuck off Underscum, Mipedians best tribe.
>>679867000
good enough
>>679867000
one off faggot
>>679866443
nigger
>>679867000
Kek
>>679867000
Off by 1
>>679867000
Checked bruh
>>679867111
nice
>>679867111
Kek
Nip trip 222
>>679867111
Kek
>>679867222
Kek
>>679867111
checked
777
>>679867222
Ayy
>>679867111
Fuckinf finally, yoy faggots derail my already shitty thread, and are off by so many
444
>>679867333
Oh shit nigga
Gimme them sweet ass dubs
>>679867333
kek
>>679867333
what wizardry is this
>>679867446
;-;
>>679867111
>>679867222
>>679867333
What is going on here?
>>679867333
Topkek
>>679867494
Off to /r/4chan
Put me in the screencap fam
>>679867437
Good lord it's happening
kanker jong beetje liegen heh
>>679867000
>>679867111
>>679867222
>>679867333
The fuck is happening in here?
>>679867654
Ik zweer jij kanker mokro, ik zal je ff laten zien wie liegt
>>679867333
Kek
>>679867622
First dubs in well over 5 years fuck me
>>679867781
Nice try faggot
J
222
Almost there
>>679863332
>>679863668
>>679864001
>>679865226
>>679865335
>>679865669
>>679865772
>>679865779
>>679865889
>>679866443
>>679866667
>>679866778
This was the funniest string of fails I've seen in a long time. Maybe next thread guys.
>>679867333
Fail kek
>>679867781
>>>679867447
A bit late faggot
>>679868007
Mother Fucking James Bond.
Keep shit going this is fucking perfect. It's almost unbelievable how stupid these people are. Get all of their delicious dox. LMAO.
000
333
>>679868059
memelord detected
222
>>679867850
I will keep on catfishing, for the purity of our race
222
IS THIS A GET THREAD?
>>679868215
Fuck wrong reply
check m'neck
>>679868122
Ayy dubs
>>679868334
Kek
>>679868400
I see those dubs brotha
Keks
>>679868400
Checked kek'd
666 get
What happened to this fucking thread
>>679868570
This is now a get thread
YOU'REAKEKNOWYOU'REACHECKNOWYOU'REAKEKYOU'REACHECKYOU'REAKEKYOU'REACHECKYOU'REAKEKYOU'REACHECKNOW
I guess this is get. So throw some dubs my way Vishnu!
>>679868698
Some faggots derailed it and noe im helping them derail my thread
ay
444
AHHHH FUCK I'M GONNA NUT
>>679868400
Kek
>>679868813
Lmao kek
whatever ishappening here, i'm rolling
REEEEDE
>>679868891
FUCK 3 OFF
Ddd
Krkr palmer
El niggers
Post Squidward
>>679868889
More get
444 pls
Even mire get
O
333
CHECK
>>679869121
Squidward thread
>>679869333
WINRAR
>>679869333
check em
>>679869333
>>679869333
Fuck you I was 4 off
Cumshot thread
this thread is fucking retarded
777
777
Did someone say cumshot thread?
>>679869739
what was it?
>>679869781
Tis' be sacred. For the number be 777, 21, and 3.
Yay! :D
ayyyy
>>679869333
nigger
If trips let it die. If quads make it porn thread.
>>679870641
/b/ is full of shitty porn, let us have a random thread on the random board.
>>679861987
minecraft wasnt "hip" 4 years ago, try early last year and late 2014
