Go to Omegle, set interests as "Tumblr" and start convo
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Go to Omegle, set interests as "Tumblr" and start convo with "Hi, this is Dan."
Post results below.
Kid: AYEE
Me: Hi, this is Dan.
Stranger his disconnected
Me: Hi, this is Dan.
Stranger: No,
Stranger has disconnected
You: Hi, this is Dan.
Stranger: hey /b/rother
You: xD
>>679826911
hey you're the person i met
Stranger: hello
You: hello, this is
You: dan
Stranger: again
You: /b/
You: GET ME NIGGER
Stranger: still use 4chan
Stranger: bye
You: faggot
We're all just fucking talking to each other
Stranger: hi
You: hi this is dan
Stranger has disconnected.
You: hi this is dan
Stranger: OP is a fag
Stranger: DAN
Stranger:DANN
Stranger: Lick my scotem and call me Lucy
>>679827672
Stranger: Hi, This is Dan
You: Hi, this is Dan.
Stranger: /b/ro...
You: Hello /b/rother
Stranger: how many fags do you think are doing this?
You: Too many. We need real hobbies.
Stranger: true
You: tits or gtfo
>>679825334
THIS SHIT AGAIN!
>>679827882
kek
Stranger: this is dan
You: hi this is dan
You: /b/rother
stranger has disconnected.
You: hi
You: Guess my name
Stranger: hi
You: it starts with a "D" and ends with "an"
Stranger: alexis
You: wow you are a special nigger aint ya
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: Hi, this is Dan.
You: Hi, this is Dan.
Stranger: /B/RO
You: Do you like Gayniggers from Outer SpacE?
Stranger: NO, no one like niggas
Stranger has disconnected.
>>679825334
How can i fix this b/ros??
>>679829255
VPN
>>679829255
VPN, you could just find a shitty one as a chrome extension
>>679829255
kek what did you do?
Stranger: hey
You: hi this is dan
Stranger: hey dan this is mohamad
You: mohammed! ramrber that time i sucker your pecker at summer camp?!
Stranger: do i know you
You: ofcourse! its the motherfucking moon man!
Stranger: moon man, whos that
You: look up notorious kkk
You: you're not from 4chan are you?
>>679829443
>>679829456
Downloading ZenMate Security & Privacy VPN for firefox.
>>679829566
lol , no idea m9.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: lets play the word game
Stranger: this
You: Hi
You: This is Dan
Stranger: I thought we gassed you people
Stranger has disconnected.
>>679829783
so i litraly trolled the troll
prove is the last 2 lines are fake
try again fag
>>679829949
hey thats me
>>679829973
they are not fake. though the server disconnected soon after. maybe you didn't get to see them
>>679829255
Did you get it in text cchat or vidoe? It's probably automatic 24h ban from spamming or using filtered words. I've gotten this like more than 10 times for raging at people and stuff xD
Using some selected words too often may result in an automatic ban for 24 hours. Also the longer you stay chatting with people the more likely you are going to be banned. It's normal on that site.
You: Hi, this is Dan.
Stranger: Hi, this is Dan
You: fuck
Stranger: 4chan
>>679830262
my bad
btw my name is really mohamad
Stranger: YOU ARE NOT DAN PLEASE DO NOT BE DAN
You: hi this is dan
>>679830278
My ban is active past 6 months man.
I remember taking active part in DAN mission 8 months back, but i didnt noticed ban that time.
You: Hi, this is Dan.
Stranger: fuck u /b/ro
You: Hi,
Stranger: Hi
You: This is Dan
Stranger has disconnected.
Some great conversations on this site
>>679830414
you might not care too much for moon man then...
>>679829255
gary johnson is the best candidate.
Stranger: Plz not a /b/etafag
You: Um no. This is Dan
Stranger has disconnected.
Shit they're onto us
Stranger: Hi, this is Dan.
You: hi this is Hitler
Stranger: Zoozle
You: Judy Hopps is my waifu
>>679825334
>>679831573
Had the same fgt. Sick psych
Changing interest to anime
Watch out anime fags
>>679831714
coming from a guy browsing 4chan
Stranger: Hi
You: hi this is dan'
Stranger: Wanna share hentai on kik?
You: wanna share Mein Kampf on kindle
You: ?
Stranger: hi
You: Do you like Cory in the House?
Stranger: its my favorite anime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncdLBvFIIco
YGYL
You: hi
You: this is dan
Stranger: //Hi, this is Dan
You: fag
Stranger: same
i get that stupid connecting to the server failed error when i try to use text chat
You: hi
Stranger: Why won't this boy skype me and talk about the world with me?
Stranger: Hi
You: what's your name
Stranger: Amelia dude
You: we can skype
You: my name is nigger
You: i mean dan
You: want to talk about the third reich?
You: hi this is dan
Stranger: Hello :3
Stranger: Will you be my senpai?
Stranger: This is Veronica
You: aw yeah baby, i'll be your senpai all night long
Stranger: Really? :3
You: can i use salad tongs?
Stranger: For what?
You: you'll see ;)
You: does it matter that i'm a convicted sex offender?
Stranger: Not at all baby ;)
Stranger: I'll do anything for my senpai
You: eh
You: are you a /b/rother?
Stranger: Does it matter that I kill babies for pleasure?
Stranger: Am I what?
You: OP IS A FAG
You: Hi, this is Dan
Stranger: Fuck my ass
You: Hi
You: This is Dan.
Stranger: Duck you Dan
Stranger: No one knows you
You: Wow fucking rude
Stranger: You ain't popular
You: im just tryna be a Dan
Stranger: Uh huh
You: in a Dan eat Dan world
Stranger: Why?
You: i gotta fam
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Uhh huh
You: so
You: I'm Dan
You: Hi
Stranger: Did I fucking ask
Stranger: Are you 12
Stranger: Jfc
You: I'm not 12, I'm Dan!
Stranger: Ohh haha very funny
Stranger: Ily now
Stranger: 12v
You: Dan
You: I am Dan
You: I come from Dan
You: I live in Dan
Stranger: No shit
Stranger: DONT YOU HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY
You: Im inside of Dan
Does anyone here actually use Omegle to talk to people?
>>679833598
I mean, I met somebody on Omegle who is now one of my best friends. So ye.
Stranger: Yoooo
You: i am dan
Stranger: Sup
Stranger: Also u wanna get interviewed?
You: are you a jew?
Stranger: na
Stranger: Alien
You: i wanna try out my new oven
Stranger: I dont get it xD
You: Hitler
Stranger: Ohh I see
I'm gonna try this shit on the emo tag. Wish me well /b/rothers.
Stranger: COPHINE
You: it still on?
Stranger: no it still off
You: yah
Stranger: yah what ?
You: no
Stranger: no
You: ok
Stranger: wtf
You: yes
Stranger: TUMBLR ?
You: 4chan
>>679829949
Kek'd
Stranger: M
You: Dan
You: can i suck your cock?
Stranger: Ur a dude
You: i'm Dan
Stranger: Hi
You: Hi, this is Dan.
Stranger: /b/ro..?
You: /b/rother
GLORIOUS
You: dan
Stranger: Hello?
You: Hi b0ss
Stranger: Dan?
You: dan
You: Is this Dan?
Stranger: no?
You: Oh
Stranger: stop oppressing me
You both like cuckold.
Stranger: M
You: hi i'm dan
>>679834254
LOL
You: Hitler did nothing wrong.
Stranger has disconnected.
>>679825334
You: hi this is dan
Stranger: join my Skype group call
You: link
Stranger: add me
Stranger: paula.leander
You: ok hold on
Wat do?
>>679834254
>No, I am the faggot
You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: asl
You: 25/dan/b/
Stranger has disconnected.
>>679834254
impressive
>>679834864
join call, turn on cam, jerk off, moan loudly
>>679834254
topkek
>>679835107
oh and if you do this, be sure to record for us
>>679834254
>When femanazis take the b8 & run
I hope one of you fucks isnt pretending with this one
You both like Tumblr.
You: Hi, this is dan
Stranger: Oh fuck you Dan ;-;
You: Thanks!
You: What have i done
Stranger: This is Anna again
You: I dont believe we have met anna
Stranger: Oh we did
You: did we
Stranger: And you know fagg ;-;
Stranger: Yus
You: What did we discuss
>>679825334
>>679835401
She was pretty fucking nice, gave me a chance after i tried the Dan routine. Apparently she is called Erica and lives in the South
>>679831526
>how to screenshot HP Pavilion
>incognito
Underage bait
Do you like hitler??
Stranger: Who is he?
You: The man who did WW2......
Stranger: ww2?
You: You know, just your average 6 million dead jews
Stranger: dunno, i didn't really pay attention to history-class
IDFK
>>679835559
>Alice, yours?
>Dan
wow, most of you faggots just say "hi, this is Dan" then got no fantasy at all and just disconnects.
Fuck off cunts
You: Hi, this is dan
Stranger: ok
You: Who are you
Stranger: jay
You: nice, what brings you to omegle
Stranger: horny
You: So you search the tumblr tag, being horny?
Stranger: mhm
You: Mate, unless you want hungry femenazi's then you have no chance of pulling on here lol
Stranger: not your mate
You: Your my mate
>>679825334
I know this faggots story
>>679825334
apparently this girl lives next to my road
Mein nigga
>>679836672
Mein nigga
Im onto something /b/
>>679836757
Ayy lmao
>>679836856
its a troll
>>679836912
damn Daniel
>>679836856
>How to practice parkour
You: Hello
You: Can you help me out?
Stranger: From the other side.
Stranger: Sure.
Stranger: What's wrong?
You: Ok, how does one rid of a body??
Stranger: WHAT
You: help me out here
You: idk wtf to do
You: and i dont want the cops on my ass
You: hi this is Dan
Stranger: hi dan this is sophie ;)
You: kill yourself
>>679834254
:(
>>679836992
how sure can you be?
>>679837130
See ↓
>>679836856
You: this is Dan calling
Stranger: hello dan
You: how are you
Stranger: I have a mission for you
You: tell me
Stranger: Close 4chan. Go outside, be a more productive member of society
You: no
You: lets talk about hitler
Stranger: sissy trap fapping fag
You: Hi, this is Dan.
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: How are you dan
You: good
You: and you?
Stranger: You fucking weeb faggo
>>679835563
>>679836856
>How to drink bleach
hue
>>679837130
hi dans, sophie here ;D
مضى
haha gary
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hi, this is Dan.
Stranger: hey wahts up
Stranger: fuck you dan
Stranger: FUCK YOU DANNNNNNNNNNNN
I don't know if I'm talking to one of you faggots or an actual person
You both like cuckold.
You: hi this is dan
Stranger: F22 and 28m cuck
You: are you Jewish?
Stranger: No
You: i need to test out my new oven
>>679825334
what do?
swag shit ba by
>>679834254
kek'd
Copypasts + Dan
>>679837889
lol'd
So many people saying things like 'Hello, I'm Dan'
Does it fucking say Hello, I'm Dan? NO, it says Hi, this is Dan. DO IT PROPERLY OR DON'T BOTHER
You: Hi Im Donald
Stranger: 5/f
Stranger: Someone told me dan was here
You: OP IS FAGGIT
You: Dan Is Life
You: JEWS ANCT MELT STEAL BEAMS
You: HITTLER DID 9/11
Stranger: that's really funny
Stranger: omg
Stranger: did you get that from the ylyl board
You: >>679825334
Stranger: I'm not clicking on thjat
Stranger: someone told me 4chan is evil
You: .-.
You: /b/ is bae
You: Wanna Test My New Oven?
Stranger: I'm only there for the cp
You: ew
You: JEW
>>679825334
Stranger: Hi
You: Hi, this is Dan
Stranger: Hey, this is Autumn
You: Hi, this is Dan
Stranger: Age?
You: Dan
sonic is where its at
We need some new tags of interest. New ones: Furry, emo, animals, goth, etc.
We should raid the pedophiles on omegle.
>>679838520
bump for animals and feminism
>kek
>>679838659
where do the pedos reside?
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: hey whats ur name?:)
You: sarah
Stranger: im cecilia
You: where from
Stranger: uk you?
You: Israel
Stranger: cutie :)
Stranger: ok is it just me
Stranger: or are there a lot of fuckboys on tonight
You: yeah thats right
You: all thoses Dan
Stranger: yeah haha
Stranger: and if its not dan
Stranger: its some horny little kid with his 4 inch dick wanting to see me nakedxD
You: Hi i'm Dan
Stranger: like im lesbian, i have no interest in those little cocks
You: cool
Stranger has disconnected.
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: Dan, I Hi am
You: Hi, this is dan
You: fucking /b/ro's
You: all over
You: jesus
Stranger: It's only us
You: no femenists on today
Stranger: It's really too bad
You: shame...
You: ah well better just keep going, Peace /b/ro
Stranger: Well, have a nice life, and kill yourself
You: Yeah you too
keep getting this lol
Let's switch or add tags like >>679838520
suggested
>>679838448
This
Fuck you too anon.
>>679838733
Interests cp and pedo.
>>679838761
Do cats, you'll get all sorts of reddit fags
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hi, this is Dan
Stranger: Hi, this is Dan.
You: lmao
Stranger: I SAID IT FIRST
You: no me faggot
Stranger: NO ME
You: NO. ME.
Stranger: GET.
Stranger: THE.
Stranger: FUCK.
Stranger: OUT.
You: REEEEEEEEEEE
You: no u
Stranger: rrrrrrrrrEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stranger: ok me
You: rrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRREeeEEEEEEeeeEEEEeeeeeeeEEEEE
You: But who will get out first
Stranger: i dont know what im doing on the edgy board
You: same tbh
Stranger: lets just use our comfy tag
You: So this is what my life boils down too
You: *to
Stranger: same tbh
You: browing edgy threads so say "Hi, this is Dan" on a shit image board website
Stranger: i've been on omegle for 8 months now
Stranger: no lyfe here
You: I've looked at it for like two years but never really sat down for like hours and talked
You: Only like one every few months
Stranger: im fucking done with omegle now
You: yeah
Stranger: I JUST WANNA BE A NORMIE
You: I see everything as a meme and I think it's a problem
Stranger: dank
You: My sister who's 10 had a minecraft pig and a small minecraft pig like 10 minutes ago and I thought "Don't talk to me or my son ever again"
Stranger: my sister is 10 as well
You: whoa
Stranger: fucking bitch
Stranger: and
Stranger: SHE PLAYS MINECRAFT TOO
You: what if we have the same sister
Stranger: dude
Stranger: what if
Stranger: you're actually me
Stranger: what if
Stranger: you're tyler durden
>>679838910
You: and that would explain why we both said it first
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: whats your name?
You: Tyler Durden
Stranger: whats my name
You: You mean my name?
Stranger: you're good at this
You: You are too because im you
Stranger: thats
Stranger: amazing tbh
You: yeah
You: I know we're amazing because we''re each other
Stranger: ok do you have skype tyler
You: nah
Stranger: you dont
Stranger: because i dont
Stranger: thats was good
You: I know
Stranger: see ya later tyler
Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hi, this is Dan.
Stranger: who?
You: Hi, this is Dan.
Stranger: who?
You: Hi, this is Dan.
Stranger: who?
You: Hi, this is Dan.
Stranger: who?
You: Hi, this is Dan.
Stranger has disconnected.
You: hey
Stranger: please tell me youre not dam
Stranger: *dan
You: i am dan ;)
You: but you can call me daddy if you want :p
Stranger: no.
Stranger: fuck off dan
You: but dan is love
You: hey
You: i'm dan, who are you?
Stranger: hi
Stranger has disconnected.
mfw there is actually a guy called Dan
You: hi
You: this is dan
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: Fuck off dan
Stranger: this is the 31st time now
You: but i am dan
Stranger: FUCK U CIS SCUM
You: Hi, this is Dan
Stranger: no
Stranger: Stop
Stranger: Pls
You: Hi, this is Dan
Stranger: Whats your real name
You: Dan
Stranger: I just want a real convo im fucking exhausted
You: Okay
You: What do you want to talk about fucking exhausted?
Stranger: I had a terrible day yesterday and Im not up for memes
You: What's a meme?
You: My name is just Dan
Stranger: Well I dont know if you care enough dan but I lost my mother yesterday.
I also had a bad anxiety attack a few times at a damn party. I have been exhausted
and crying so much
You: Why'd you have a party after your mother died?
Stranger: She lives across the country and it was a family party
You: Did you at least dance on her grave? Maybe she is haunting you because you were her worst mistake and total cancer
You: Just a guess
Stranger: wow thanks ...
You: Hi, my name is Dan
Stranger has disconnected.
>>679838448
Fucking gold
People who aren't Dan are people from here trolling.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: hi, this is Dan
Stranger has disconnected.
>>679839674
Ofcourse
You both like tumblr.
You: Dan?
Stranger: Roger
You: Hi, this is Dan
You: Hi, this is Dan.
Stranger: seshagiri
You: Is your name Dan too?
Stranger: nope
You: Do you know who Dan is?
Stranger: nope
You: Dan is me.
You: I am Dan.
Stranger: ok
You: There can only be one.
Stranger: so?
You: Dan is the man.
You: Dan the man really can.
Stranger has disconnected.
Me: Hi this is Dan.
Stranger: Ur a Facist
Me: KYS
Stranger: Adam Welkner I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
Wtf?
>>679839440
Hi dan
>>679839674
Obv
>>679840064
>>679834254
Stranger: HI^^
You: hi i am dan
Stranger: NO FUCK YOU REDDIT , 4CHAN OR WHATEVER
Stranger: STOP TROLLING THIS PLACE
You: but my name is dan :(
You: what is a 4CHAN?
Stranger: NO IT´S NOT YOUR LIKE THE 20TH DAN IN THE LAST 15 MIN
You: just a coincidence
Stranger: STOP THIS SHIT GET A LIFE
You: but i really am dan
Stranger: srsly what is it that makes you thing annoying/hurting others is funny?
You: i dont get what is going on here??
You: ive just introduced myself and you go mental?
Stranger: youre a FUCKING TROLL
Stranger: dont lie to me
You: no im not
You: im dan! im not a troll or a reddit or a 4chan
Stranger: i dont know where you from but tell your no-life friends to stop
You: ?
Stranger: i hate all of you dans
Stranger: get a life
Stranger: ffs
You: why? i cant help being named dan
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: Hi I'm Dan
You: Hi, this is Dan.
You: FUCK
You: uhhh
Stranger: Cum for me Danny
You: Sure Dan
You: *Came*
You: Thanks Dan.
You have disconnected.
also doing this in feminism
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: hi this is dan
Stranger: Hi Dan
You: im dan whats your name
Stranger: Could you help me out? Na.e is Rick
You: i can help anyone im dan
Stranger: How do you dispose of a body
You: you give it to dan and he'll help you
>>679828372
That was plain sad.
You: Hi this is dan
Stranger: How are you?
You: I'm Dan-errific
Stranger: ASL?
You: ASL?
You: I only know DAN
Stranger: Age
Stranger: Sex
Stranger: Location
Stranger: 13 f aus
You: 20, m, int
Stranger: whats int?
You: The Internet c:
tried to start 5 conversations all 5 where /b/tards
We need more fucking tags, this shit isnt working :/
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hi
Stranger: Hello.
You: My name is Dan
Stranger: stop triggering me
Stranger: I'm calling the cyberpolice on you
You: Whats wrong with being Dan?
Stranger: BECAUSE
Stranger: YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE
Stranger: YOU'RE A WHITE MAN
You: and you are not?
Stranger: ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Stranger: MY NAME IS CARL
Stranger: AND I AM OFFENDED
Stranger: YOU FUCKING 4CHAN SHITSTAINS HAVE MADE MY LIFE HELL
You: Well alteast let me post this on 4chan
You: see ya
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!
You: do you like to watch porn
Stranger: No
You: why not
Stranger: Cause it's nasty to imagine someone masterbating in front of a screen
You: ur just gay
Stranger: I am a girl so
You: im a fucking raccoon
Stranger: Ya u fucking r
You: damn right im gonna eat ur garbage and live in ur dumpster
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: HI, this is dan.
You: Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour Allah?
Stranger: /b/ro
You: Whats /b/ro?
Stranger: I'm Dan too fag
You: We have the same names?
Stranger has disconnected.
>>679827501
This
USE THE TAG "Emo" NOW /B/ROTHERS
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: Hi this is Dan
You: Nice roll faggot
Stranger: Lel
Stranger has disconnected.
Stranger: Hey
You: Hey, asl?
Stranger: 29, genderfluid, london
You: genderfluid, huh?
Stranger: yeah?
Stranger: It all depends on who i fall in love with u know
Stranger: and how i feel like
Stranger: One day i may feel like a girl
Stranger: i'l dress like a girl that day
Stranger: and put on some manicure and stuff
Stranger: next day i might feel like the manliest man alive
Stranger: Where you from though? :-)
You: d/a/n
Stranger: Dont understand what that means sorry
Stranger: you'l have to rephrase that
You: I'm dan
You: dan the man
Stranger: Hi dan, im lilly
You: are you familiar w/ 4chan?
Stranger: How are you?
Stranger: all i know about that site, is what theyve written about on tumblr
Stranger: about it
You: triggered
You: DANNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>679840175
hi dan :^)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: Hi, this is dan
You: Hi
You: This is Dan
Stranger: Hey /b/rother
You: What the fuck is a /b/?
You: everyone is saying it.
Stranger: XD
Stranger: kek
You: I'm fucking with you
You: nigger
You have disconnected.
i got banned from Omegle.
>>679840638
Topkek
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: Hi, this is Dan!
Stranger: Hi, this is Dan too!
You: Hitler did nothing wrong!
Stranger: Tru that! Did us a favor gassing them kikes!
You: He was a good boy!
Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: Hi, this is Dan
You: hi this is also dan
Stranger: Hi also Dan I'm dad xoxo
You: hello dad
Stranger: I'm not rlly Dan I'm copying this annoying ass boy person lmao
Stranger: Like they said him I'm Dan
ou: Hi
Stranger: are the dans bots
You: Hi, this is Dan.
Stranger: ur a bot arent u
Stranger: thta explains a lot
You: nope
Stranger: its always the same answers
You: I'm Dan not a Bot
You: Are you a jew
Stranger: is dan doing a livestream now or whats happening
You: No it's just me Dan
You: Are you a jew
Stranger: do u have 100 separate tabs open at the same time
You: Wanna Test My New Oven?
Stranger: yeah i am scctually why
Stranger: sure, theres nothing us jews love more than being mass murdered by clever white people like yourself:)
You: why do you think I'm white
Stranger: I don't
You: let's talk about Hitler
Stranger: what is there to talk about
You: He did nothing wrong
Y
>>679840357
you actually fucking posted this lmao
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hi this is Dan
Stranger: no way im also dan
You: This is too much
You: I cant even
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You both like Tumblr.
You: Hi, this is Dan.
Stranger: Hi Dan im omar
You: Hi, this is Dan.
Stranger: I am from syria
You: Hi, this is Dan.
Stranger: Ok Dan
You: Hi, this is Dan.
Stranger: I know you are Dan
You: Hi, this is Dan.
Stranger: Why do you tell me you are Dan
You: Hi, this is Dan.
Stranger: Are you ok Dan
You: Hi, this is Dan.
Stranger: Ok fack you Dan
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You both like tumblr.
You: Hi, this is Dan
Stranger: not you again
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>>679840626
sup dan
Haha
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: tumblr scares me a lot
Stranger: i think everyone on that site is high
Stranger: tbh i relate
Stranger: hello?
You: Hi this is dan
Stranger: fuck
You: Pranked
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>>translated
Moonman Moonman Can't you see spics and niggers need to hand from trees
>>679841248
You beat me to the post faggot
>>679841248
lmfao
Stranger: Hi im dan
You: hello
You: did you know that we
You: could
You: combine 9gag and 4chan
You: and call it
You: 13chag
Stranger: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIE GET OUT
>>679841248
TopKek
Heres my proof of shit
Switch to "emo" tag, faggots, too many of us in tumblr
Some pedo gave me his Skype.
snipascc
>raid it
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You both like tumblr.
You: Hi, i guess your name is dan too?
You: its a mircale or what, everyone is called dan today
Stranger: hi
Stranger: my name isnt dan tho
Stranger: what are you talking about?
You: how many people did you already talk to today?
Stranger: none
Stranger: you are the first
Stranger: well
Stranger: at least on omegle
You: haha oke, i have the feeling a group is pulling a joke
You: they all say they are called Dan
Stranger: huh intresting
You: Talking about interesting.. why ya here?
Stranger: well you see
Stranger: my sister
Stranger: daniell
Stranger: danieela
Stranger: she isnt doing very well
Stranger: :P
This game is bad, people are fucking it up when breaking their covers so easily
Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!
>help /b/ wat do
>>679841596
emo tho?
sounds like a shit area to fish with bait
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: I am Shanice :)
You: hello
You: my name is dan
Stranger: Ha, again? :DD
You: yes
Stranger: you were a bit racist back then ;)
You: was i?
Stranger: But you also were pretty funny :D
You: my computer got hacked
You: oh well
Stranger: So, you wanted to konow my blog but then disconnected
Stranger: still want to know it? :))
You: sure
Stranger: hithisisdan_YOU_MASSIVE_FUCKING_FAGGOT.tumblr.com/gofuckyouself
You: Nice memay there
Stranger: :)))
>>679825334
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: Hi, I'm Dan.
Stranger: sup
Stranger: zozzle
You: kek
Stranger: /b/ro 4 lyfe
You: Welp, onto the next faggot, /b/ro. I wish you luck
>>679841789
He got so sad
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like emo.
You: Hi this is Dan
Stranger: DAMN DANIEL BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THEY LOVEFINDING
You have disconnected.
>>679842030
Lel I would've shot myself
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You both like Tumblr.
You: Hi this is dan
Stranger: Hey /b
You: yo
Stranger: Do you even get why we are doing this aha
You: to prove some sort of circlejerky point
Stranger: Ahh for the Lord moot eh
You: lord moot, the great faggot
You: praise be to him
Stranger: And also to you
You: yes because this is dan
Stranger: Spread the word Dan. Spread the word
You: praise be to lord moot, and to his son dan
You: dan sucked a bunch of cocks for our sins
Stranger: And then the cum fell on the floor and on that day people sprouted
You: amen
Stranger: Hah I'll let ya go guy
You: praise moot
Stranger: Praise be
You have disconnected.
You: What is a /b/?
Stranger: what is good?
You: what is 4chan
Stranger: its like tumblr
Stranger: basically identical
Stranger: nothing different really at all, why u ask
You: they're on omegle
You: being dan
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: why would 4chan do that
Stranger: i thought they hated dan
You: who is dan
Stranger: i think he's a youtuber whos also on tumblr
Stranger: and i dont think 4chan likes tumblr
You: no they come from something called b
You: or /b/
Stranger: hang on ill google it
Stranger: http://sv.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=%2Fb%2F
You: that doesn't explain a lot
Stranger: i mean
Stranger: i think its like
Stranger: it comes after a
Stranger: so like a is good
Stranger: then b is like not as good
Stranger: like something thats second level idk
Stranger: not as good as us or whatever, or just bad
Stranger: /b/
4chan's "Random" image board. A place where you go to become your inner asshole, or, live out your sickest fantasies.
"I'm going on /b/ tonight."
You: i have an explanation
You: Hi, I'm Dan.
This is the most advanced normie on the internet.
Pt.1 on the religion
we have to change up the tag cus i keep running into you faggots on there.
New tag is Kik or Youtube
>>679825334
Anon gave a great suggestion during an encounter. Move over to feminism plz.
>>679838722
>Dan 2 electric boogaloo
Pt.2 of it
>>679834254
oh the ironic keks.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hi im dan
Stranger: hello
Stranger: dan
Stranger: how are you?
You: im fine
You: fapping to women on tumblr
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: whats fapping?
Stranger: ;lol
You: pulling my erected penis up and down until my seed blows out
Stranger: i dont do that
Stranger: im a girl
You: Feminism is stupid and hitler did nothing wrong
Stranger: does it feel good
Stranger: ?
You: No all women on tumblr are degenerates
>Dammit
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You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: Hi im a Transgender white nigger
You: Wow, that's neat
You: An interesting combination indeed
You: Like, how does that work?
Stranger: I have white privilege
You: Kool
You: Tell me more
Stranger: But im a nigger faggot on the inside
You: Haha
You: Everyone is to some extent
Stranger: So what about you my lil nig
You: Do your parents know you're a nigger faggot?
You: I have white privilege too but I'm not a nigger faggot
Stranger: Well shit man i dont know my dad
You: No way man
You: Oh that sucks
You: Sucks to have no dad
You: Anyway
You: U should really
You: Scroll up and read the first letters
You: Shit I fucked it up
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https://gyazo.com/67b8aa57209a09f454b5c05d1b4a7eb8
You: hi im dan
Stranger: fu k you dan
>>679825334
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hi, I'm Dan.
Stranger: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zlTqxDeMH0
You: tf is this shit
Stranger: thank you for cooperating
You: wtf
Stranger has disconnected.
Better not be you fags....
You: hi
Stranger: hi this is dan
You: sup
Stranger: not shit
Stranger: do u have a tumblr
You: yeah
You: i have a blog
You: do you want to see it
Stranger: sure
Stranger: also its not really dan
Stranger: how many dans have you run into on here
You: alot
You: to many
Stranger: lmfao
You: gimmie a sec
You: ill go get the link
Stranger: whats your name
Stranger: im kyle
You: im abdullah
You: jk
You: jk
You: im sophie
Stranger: whats your blog
You: i cant find it
You: soz
Stranger: waveswashoverme.tumblr.com
Stranger: is me
You: you are handsome ;)
Stranger: imm
Stranger: umm
Stranger: there r no pictures of me on there
You: ik
You: its an assumption
Stranger: lol
Stranger is typing...
>>679834254
their hatred for White Men is shocking. this is why I want them all to be dead.
Almost made him go to some strangers house. Too bad he didn't.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: Hi, this is Dan.
You: Hi, my name is Cassandra
You: how are you?
Stranger: im fine how are you?
You: I am good. Where do you live?
Stranger: UK, what about you?
You: Same
You: Which town?
Stranger: northampton, and you?
You: cool! Me too!
Stranger: oh yeah, how old are you?
You: 19
You: i live down at Abington Park! :D
You: christchurch rd if you know where that is
Stranger: cool so do I, I'm 20 btw
You: ok cool :)
Stranger: ardington road for me.
Stranger: this is spooky
You: Yeah it is!
You: this is really spooky
You: hahaha
Stranger: lmao, how long have you lived here?
You: about 5 years now i think
You: my parents moved here from London
You: and you?
Stranger: ok cool, I'm northampton born and bred
You: really? cool!
You: then you must know all the cool places to be at
You: I've been living here for 5 years and...yeah not seen shit to be honest.
You: problems at school etc..
You: my parents moved around all the time cause my dad is in the military and just follows different projects.
You: never had the time to really get friends so..yeah what can i say? It was shit growing up
Stranger: yeah, doesn't sound so good
You: i guess
Stranger: but on the subject of cool places to be, there are none here really except the pub
You: haha, never really been to any. Been on some in london like..two month ago while visiting a friend there
You: me and alcohol = bad idea
You: i got so drunk in london that i was making out with some random dude
Stranger: ah I found out that the hard way as well a couple of weeks ago.
You: my friend called me a slut thanks to that.. haha
You: really?
Stranger: yeah, I went out with my work lot, and got so drunk, they have some really embarassing pictures of me
You: haha freaky
You: hopefully they ain't on facebook
Stranger: no thankfully they aren't
>>679842694
Stranger: my colleagues just use them to tease me every so often.
You: how awful of them..
Stranger: nah I'd do the same to them, you just have to have a thick skin
You: oh ok.
You: So you got any plans this evening?
Stranger: yeah, eat a shitton of chocolate and watch some netflix, you?
You: Probably do the same... Just came home from the gym and was about to watch some horror movie
You: really bored
Stranger: yeah, I feel yah, I can't believe its the end of the weekend already
You: haha yeah, but i ain't got a job so for me it's weekend all the time. :)
Stranger: lucky you
You: haha yeah, one of the best things when living with your parents
You: free housing and food
You: so i mostly spend all my days at the gym or sitting at home watching a movie
Stranger: so whats your favorite movie?
You: Return of the living dead
You: i love zombies
Stranger: ok, my favorite zombie film is 28 days later, or shaun of the dead
You: i love shaun of the dead!
You: but it was a while ago since i saw it
You: i should watch it right now i think
Stranger: yeah I mean they did a cracking trilogy with hot fuzz and worlds end
You: hey...like..this is going to sound akward..it's just that you live down the road and everything. want to watch a movie with me?
You: like..my parents are out of town. some jippo in glasgow
You: i know it sounds kinda creepy
You: but i am just..really bored
Stranger: sounds cool I got to eat dinner still, and its in the oven
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRv4YSBYCX
I got sent this weird video.
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You both like tumblr.
You: Hi, this is Dan.
Stranger: /b/ro?
You: nope dan
Stranger: Funny, I'm also Dan
You: are you a feminist dan?
Stranger: no
Stranger: /b/rother Dan
You: im a /s/ister
Stranger: oh
Stranger: What are your thoughts on feminism?
You: that it exists
You: and that all women should be entiled to free stuff
You: and choose things
You: and grow things
You: and or stuff
You: dont bother replying
Stranger: ok, now what are your thoughts on feminazis?
You: only my voice counts
You: same thing?
Stranger: Don't matter? But you don't know who I am. I could be trans
Stranger: I could be gay
Stranger: Or I could be dan
You: unless youre female i dont care
Stranger: Physically or as an identity?
You: my female brain hurts
You: stop opressing me
Stranger: I identify as an attack helicopter
Stranger: check your privilege
You: a female one?
Stranger: You cant define me with your binary genders
You: so can i be angry at you or not? i cant tell
Stranger: Well, that depends on weather or not I'm joking (I am)
You: so wait...youre not a helicopter?
Stranger: No, I am a human
You: STFU YOU OPPRESSIVE SEXIST ASSHOLE I H8 YOU
You: pretending to be a helicopter so you can rape me
Stranger: Thanks /b/ro, for the laughs
Stranger: DAN AWAY
Stranger has disconnected.
>>679842694
You: it's ok. I've got all evening.
You: drop by if you want. I live at the end of christchurch rd
You: you know the hill crest building?
Stranger: nope which way is that the park, or the welly road?
You: the park, it's a 2-3 min walk from where i live
You: i can see it from the window.
Stranger: I mean which end of christchurch road do you live?
You: oh
You: down at the park
Stranger: ok, should I take your kik or something?
You: i don't have kik..
Stranger: so how should we contact each other?
You: i can give you the address if you want..just knock the door twice and i know its you
You: hopefully i am not going to be all shy
Stranger: see I'm kind of feeling shy about this too
You: haha, same here. but it's a little bit exciting
Stranger: yeah, I'm getting that too
You: almost like faith
You: creepywarning i know
Stranger: so are you christian then?
You: my parents are but i don't really believe in anything..
You: i believe in myself
You: i used to go to christian girls only schools back in london and manchester
You: but that was way back
Stranger: cool, I went to a christian primary school and then to the all boys school down the road.
You: how was that?
You: hope it was all different from the school i went to..
You: some girls can be so mean sometimes..
You: just cause i was a skinny girl growing up i heard all kinds of different slurs about me..
You: don't know why i am telling you all of this but..i dunno
Stranger: It was pretty fun actually it was just a bunch of boys being boys type thing
>>679842853
You: ever been called the "plank"? yeah..that was my nickname for not having that big of a chest and premature body...bleeh
You: ah ok
You: hate it >_<
Stranger: doesn't sound fun
You: no..that's mostly why i am so often at the gym so i can just...work on myself
You: ok that was ages ago...trying to focus on the future
Stranger: the only nickname I got was meat spin and that was because when left my computer someone went on meat spin with it, but that only lasted until it happend to someone else
You: that sounds really mean..
Stranger: and what do you want to happen in the future?
You: someone sent me that site once
You: dunno
You: i want to meet someone
Stranger: nah as I said you just have to have a thick skin around here
You: i have been moving around so much with my parents so i have never really meet someone special..
You: once i though i did but then we moved away
You: and you? what do you want for the future?
Stranger: I want to leave my current job at the moment, and I want to go travelling at one point
You: same here
You: i want to see paris
Stranger: I'm going to be honest I'm not to keen on seeing paris actually, mostly because I don't think there is much there that would interest me
You: i think it depends on who you travel with
You: i want to go there with someone special
You: eat baguettes under the eiffel tower...
You: sounds so...haha weird
>>679842905
Stranger: I wan't to go somewhere like peru or malaysia
Stranger: somewhere that is a 180 to here
You: peru would be cool
You: but hey..
You: i don't really feel like sitting in front of the computer anymore..
You: do you want to watch a movie later?
You: i know you got dinner
Stranger: I would but probably not today
You: but i can give you the address and you can be here in like an hour?
You: awh...
Stranger: also I have dinner now
You: ok...
You: so you have to go?
Stranger: yeah it was nice speaking to you i would like to speak to you again
You: same..
You: but you know what
You: Fucking faggot
You: hahahaha
You: do you really think a girl would speak to you?
You: fucking ugly shit
You: this one is going up
You: HAHAHA
You: and you posted about this
You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: Anonymous 04/17/16(Sun)19:50:12 No.679836527 â–¶
>>679825334 (OP)
apparently this girl lives next to my road
You: kek
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I think i got someones hope up for love.
>>679842612
Stranger: lol
Stranger: where are you from
You: england
Stranger: america
Stranger: english girls are cute
You: ty
You: do you like our accents??
Stranger: you prolly get this a lot
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: thats what i was gonna say lol
You: i knew it
Stranger: :)
Stranger: ig?
You: what is ig??
Stranger: /twitter?
Stranger: instagram
You: ohh, instagram
You: i thought so
You: i dont have them
You: parents are strict
Stranger: what do you have
Stranger: snapchat?
You: nothing except tumblr ;-;
Stranger: how old are you
You: 12
Stranger has disconnected.
>top zozzle
Hey Past-Dan
Future_Dan here
I'll never forget you, for once I was you
Stranger: hi dan, this is dan from the past
You: HI dan, this is Dan from the future
Stranger: But
Stranger: thats not possible dan
You: We are a paradox, Dan
Stranger: you are creating a dangerous paradox dan, this is what i wanted to warn you about
You: I have to create this paradox for if I don't the world will end
You: It may be dangerous
You: but if it didn't work I wouldn't be here
Stranger: You cant do this dan
Stranger: your putting the earth in risk
You: Dan, you don't understand.
You: I HAVE TO DO IT
You: They're watching me
Stranger: dan, you are creating a crack in the 2nd time zone of khallqboush
Stranger: you need to stop this
Stranger: Future future future dan send me to u to save the earth
You: Dan, I know what I'm doing. Think about it.
You: If this didn't happen in the past
You: I wouldn't be here now
Stranger: but how do we handle present dan than?
Stranger: you know what will happen if he does that one thing
You: I know
You: and he will
You: I know it
You: I've been him
You: In the past
You: but now, now it's too late to stop him, me, us, anyways
Stranger: My mind is blown
Stranger: i need to end this
So funny :DDDDDDD
>>679825334
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hi is this again dan
Stranger: who?
Stranger: no
You: ok fine.
You: Hi Im Dan
Stranger: what are you on about, why did you ask me if I was dan?
You: no bc there are people right now
You: ...doesnt matter
You: how are you
Stranger: im good thanks
Stranger: how about you
Stranger: dan
You: same
You: whats your name
Stranger: I'm the hacker 4chan
Do tags like youtube and kik along with tumblr
>>679839674
Hi
I am Shanice :))
What the fuck
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You both like Tumblr.
You: Hi, this is Dan.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: oh boy
You: You can leave
Stranger has disconnected.
well they told me to
Someone start new thread
nice thread so far, just wanted to say, fuck that anon that dislikes pineapples as pizza topping
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You both like youtube.
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: im dan
Got one that isn't another 4chan faggot
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Are you dan?
Stranger: Im Amy
You: Amy?
You: dmm im searching Dan
You: I just lost my sister
Stranger: Ohh
You: She is called Danielle
Stranger: go to /b/rotherFinder.com
You: hahah
You: xD
You: good one
You: lol
You: /bro
Stranger: <3
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: Niggers Raped My Dog
You: Anime is a mistake
You: oh its you
You: how is your dog
Stranger: hes getting better
Stranger: his ass kinda hurts
You: thats good to hear
Stranger: hes limping around a little
Stranger: the pain medication helped a lot though
You: a man in a fur suit raped my cat
Stranger: anyways im off to buy some rope
Stranger: you can probably guess what for
You: Can u get me some?
You: i need it
Stranger: yeah
You: thanks fam
Stranger: i got u fam
Stranger: np
>>679844090
> YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE
Stranger: hi
You: dan
Stranger: dan?
Stranger: from earlier?
You: idk
Stranger: what the hell how could u forget?
Stranger: or are u a different dan ?
You: There might be more than one dan
Stranger: hmmm
You: and who are you?
Stranger: im emy
You: Hello emy
You: So who was the other dan
Stranger: a handsome
Stranger: dude^^
You: Was he a /b/rother
Stranger: what is that?
You: A person who creates memes
Stranger: dank memes?
You: of course
Not sure if this is troll or not
topkek
>>679843438
>Lächli
Krautkanal detektiert
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: Hi, this is Dan.
Stranger: Dan, this is Hi.
You: i'm a feminist, fuck men.
You: i hope all men die
Stranger: we aren't all the SaaMe
You: Hi, this is Dan.
Stranger: S'up Nigga this be Dan
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: this is dan m8
You: you want to buy some illegal memes?
Stranger: oy vey are they kosher?
You: yes
Stranger: uhm
Stranger: how much?
You: 3 dollars
You: per meme
Stranger: oy vey this is TOOO much
You: this is a fucking bargain
You: up the road their ten bucks a meme
You: take it or leave it
Stranger: dont be too aggressive
Stranger: it remember me the holohaux
You: im taking bisnuss elswere
>>679844308
this was me lmfao
*potential pedo alert.*
>>679844504
Harro Brent :3
Was already triggered before I even started
PEDO CONFRIMED!
>>679845719
DEMAND TITS
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: Hi
Stranger: Hello
You: Do you know Dan?
Stranger: That guy from twitter? Yes
Stranger: Why?
You: He's raping my dog
You: I'm recording it... but I kinda want him to stop now
Stranger: That's gross
You: no you dont understand
You: He's Dogkin
You: so hes allowed to
Stranger: What your name
Stranger: DAN
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Stranger: Hi, this is Dan
You: Hello
You: this is ivan
You: yuo want illegal meem?
3 rubels
Stranger: do you have rare pepes?
You: yes
You: i have rare pepe for 20 rubels
Stranger: hmm that;s though
You: es super rare
Stranger: are you sure they are the rarest?
Stranger: or are you lying?
You: raest i can find
You: wait
You: price gon up
You: 1328.99 rubels
Stranger: ugh ugh damn they are rare
You: y3s
You: es like father said
You: "yuo see ivan,when harvest pepe like me you shall always find rare one for fear of finding shit ones"
Stranger: but how can I find you oh great pepe dealer?
You: i live in russian tundra
Stranger: in siberia?
You: yes
Stranger: soo you've gained a great collection of rare pepes from your old man
Stranger: but where are you selling them? is there an auction?
You: I sell them in the tundra
You: father also ded
You: i learned from hem
You: he good man
You: sense u nice customer i give you preview
You: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/85/68/90/8568902cbc8a9e6f0dd796586642fee8.jpg click url
You: i hav to leav stalin is calling me
Hey 4chan, feminist from Omegle here, AMA.
>>679845968
She left me brother
>>679846085
Nice bait
>>679845933
get his skype and post it!!!
>>679825334
Theres a nigga on here that identifies as a fox
>>679846184
Really, I am.
>>679846210
working on it
>>679846264
How do you feel knowing your "cause" is complete bullshit in modern western society?
>>679846085
>>679846322
Skype Details: Captain Wolf4360
there is just only 4chan there
TTYL /b/ro
You: Hi!
You: my name is dan
Stranger: 4chan is a cancer tbh
Stranger: especially b
Stranger: and so are you
You: ok
Stranger: and your life
You: ill go kill myself now
Stranger: and your family
Stranger: ok
You: thanks for the advice
Stranger: nice self reflection
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hey
You: hii
Stranger: whats up
You: not much how are you
Stranger: alright just bored
You: yeah me too, whats youre name?
Stranger: Sam hbu
You: dan
kekkek
You: Hi, this is Dan.
Stranger: woud you do sarah palin?
You: yes
Stranger: yeet
You: Dan would.
Stranger: dan would
Stranger: damn straight
>>679835973
underrrated
>>679846521
C'mon /b/ im trying to stall him as much as i can.
You: Hi this is dan.
Stranger: I swear to god
Stranger: if I get one more fucking Dan
Stranger: I'm gonna scream
Stranger: hi
You: Hi this is Dan
Stranger: ffs
Stranger: me too
Stranger: /b/ro
Stranger has disconnected.
You: Hello?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: als
You: my name is dan
Stranger: fuck you
You: its a prank faggot
>>679847121
starting to doubt it, either this guy is fucking stupid or a good troll lol.
>>679825334
>>679847121
>Cashier at my dad's store
>Being this obvious
He honestly deserves this.
Stranger: Hi this os
Stranger: Is dan
You: fail anon
You: lurk moar
Stranger: Hi, this is Dan.
You: HI this is dan
You: LOL
You: DOUBLE DANNED
Stranger: get outta here /b/tard
>>679847121
>pc so slow
>like 4 yrs old
What? She's very stupid.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: Hi, this is Dan.
Stranger: How do you copy pasta mobile bro
Stranger: I can't on On my way! how
Stranger: Omegle
Stranger: Jesus
You: you hold the word and options will appear
Stranger: TLet's get this straight, faggot. It's a Sunday afternoon and you are wasting your life talking to autistic retards.
Stranger: Thank you bro
You: you're welcome
Stranger has disconnected.
