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Omg
>>679777846
>>679778011
faggot
>>679778462
How????
>>679777846
Jesus I hate people like you. Too fucking scared to say what you want and you pray that the girl will say it for you.
>>679778668
Agreed, somehow they get lucky sometimes. Fucking weird.
>>679778913
No need to be assholes
>>679778913
Usually the girl wants it too but she wants the guy to man up and say it but she'll settle for the implication.
>>679778668
this, good god you're a faggot op, im assuming this is scripted because you should grow the fuck up
>>679777846
>>679778011
Go away you cringey 15 year old cancerfag
I'm a virgin Broz... What do I do? Put in her but?
>>679777846
Post your pic OP
>>679779071
God you're a pussy. "You wanna????????" Damn bro just fucking say "I want to fuck you" you know how turned on she'd get? I bet you replied to her "I'd make you fuck me again" comment with "that's hot :)" or something just as stupid.
>>679779163
Pic related
>>679779234
Fuck U got me
>>679779101
It boggles me how a girl would be attracted to a faggot in the first place. Let alone blatantly ask him for sex
>>679779360
Fuck you asshole
>>679779322
Christ. OP please just end your life.
>>679779322
>I'd probably like it too
Good god are you 12?
>>679779276
This
>>679779322
She's going to kill herself once she fucks OP
>>679779322
Jesus that cringe...
I like this bitch though, she's one of them understanding hoes. Good catch op, don't fuck up.
>>679779513
I'm a virgin asshole what else would I say " me too"?
Good for you OP these /bTARDS are jealous cuz they have to tap to lolli threads
>>679779513
There is no way he's older than 16. Fuck off kid
>>679779661
Am 19 fukboi
>>679777846
Holy shit OP you 13?
>>679779624
Why the fuck does she need to know you're a virgin?
You think girls like that shit?
>>679779657
shut up op
>>679779624
Did you tell her your a virgin? You probably did you fucking idiot.
So, /b/... who is gonna find Kekai's information first?
>>679779703
No way newfag your 13 max
>>679779624
Op Jesus Christmas. Don't fear the pussy. The pussy ain't shit,no need to get flustered over it. Just dominate that pussy. Lure the pussy then trap the pussy! Come the fuck on.
>>679779657
I know.. Thanks man I thought my /bros would've been happy for a anon
>>679779703
Right sure you are. Either way seriously end your existence
>>679779773
No shit
>>679779839
>I thought my /bros would've been happy
Kek you thought wrong bitch we don't give a shit about your faggot ass
>>679779703
Hahaha, this has to be a troll.
>>679779657
>>679779839
Samefag
>>679779839
How new are you? Did you think anyone here would be impressed by your cringe as fuck way of talking to a girl?
>>679779850
Funny cause you'll be a virgin still and I wont
>>679779839
>>679779839
Shut up cringey newfag
>>679779937
Lol this. We just care about the girl and if we're getting pics or not. Other than that, good luck getting that fuck.
>>679780013
Haha it worked stay salty virgin :):)
>>679779657
Triggerd
>>679779828
>>679777846
Ya done goofed, boy-o
FB - kekai.leongkeo
Here's what'll happen
>OP meets up with girl
>Asks him if he has a condom
>"Uhhh I was hoping you would have one"
>"No I don't now get out"
>"Noooooooooo but I told everyone on /b/ I was gonna get laid"
>"Who the fuck is bee? Gtfo"
>>679780203
Lol do what you want
Op
If you don't drive over to her and let her fuck your brain out imma cry real bad
>>679780203
Oh shit
>>679780203
lets do this shit
>>679780203
GO GET OP'S INFO!
>>679780022
Not a virgin cancerfag. Paid for a hooker. Also go away with your shit thread.
>>679780203
You win this time
all I see in this chat are two basic bitches.
holy fuck the cancer.
>>679780203
Oh shit someone tell her that whoever she's talking to and wants to hook up with is spreading her info on 4chan
>>679780203
Kek
>>679780338
Lol I'll just show her
Who's got a fake fb account. Do it
Dude, just stop posting on 4chan and fuck her allready you low life piece of human garbage.
>>679780203
>>679780257
>>679780292
>>679780303
>>679780324
>>679780332
>>679780338
Lets go people!
OPs girl
>>679779624
listen, you little shit, nobody cares what you say but if you say lol one more fucking time I will find you I will rape you in the ass and then I will slowly brainwash you while I fuck your brains out to say "I am a little bitch" whenever you feel like saying lol
1) Message her photos of the caps
2) Tell her OP is bragging to /b/
3) Ask for OP's name
4) OP never gets laid
5) ????
6) PROFIT
Should I?
>>679780488
Damn, she slammin
>>679780488
Man the harpoons
>>679780530
L O L
Waiting on reply
Holy shit, shes fat and ugly wtf op this is nothing to brag about
>>679780579
Yes
>>679780579
post results.
>>679780579
DO IT DO IT DO IT
>>679780579
Yea let him stay a virgin forever
>>679780664
This was bait I just wanted to see Yall have laughs kek
kek
>>679780664
And a nigger. End your life OP
>>679780751
"LOL, IT WAS JUST A PRANK GUYS"
>>679780627
Actually, no need because that whale is going to give you asthma
>>679780627
Fag
>>679780751
Oh, keks will be had alright. Just not by OP.
>>679780786
Where is the pic where she made a hole through the earth?
Now we wait >>679780640
together
>>679780962
Savage
>>679780751
Haha as if, fucking fag
This is gold
>>679780948
Hahaha I been laughing
>>679780436
Op getting the puss
>>67978102
I didn't block picture for a reason.
Way to take b8 m8
>>679781061
What happens when we find YOUR info, OP? Do all your friends know your a virgin yet?
Glorious bread you guys
>>679781258
U won't find any info I dotn have any social media lol
>>679781258
>implying op has friends
I contributed guys :D
>>679777846
OP sure is a lucky man...
>OP posts pic of a chat he has with some bitch hoping /b/ will praise him
>instead they just insult him, he tries to go on the defensive
>gets revealed he's trying to hook up with a fat hawaiian chick and now he's trying to pretend he doesn't care
No wonder she was so willing to fuck you despite being a cringey retard, she's got no options
>>679777846
Strip poker faggot, more easy
>>679781363
topkek
I actually feel bad for OP
Why couldn't you let your own /b/rot her get liad?
>>679781310
So how are you talking to her on Facebook fag
lets stop this guy from getting with this girl because we cant get one lol!!11!
>>679781363
kek
>>679780751
He's trying to play it off like he was joking. Time to fuck OP by messaging this spick
Op was a silly op.. Weren't you op
ADMIT IT!!!!!!
>>679780751
tfw when OP find out that his girl is a jawa
>>679781428
He is a virgin fag bragging, beta's dont deserve chances
>>679781389
>child porn website
kek'd
>>679781310
Well, here's the thing, OP. You contacted her. Whatever you used, we will soon have.
>>679781443
nice try OP
>>679781548
Weren't we all once?
>>679781491
I had no intentions of meeting her I dont care. Haha bait like I said, so many new fags >>679781489
>>679781489
>>679781310
>facebook messenger
>has no facebook
Utter retarded newfag
>>679781555
kek's on me good sir
>Checked
>>679781389
Fucking kek
>>679781641
Nope just you and OP
id fuck her tbh
moar or gtfo
>>679781672
That isnt Facebook messager moron lol
>>679781644
OP have some dignity and abandon the thread. Take your lickings like a man
>recheck the messages he sent
Oh wait you're a fag nevermind
ITT: OP DUN GOOFED AND IS NOW TRYING TO DO DAMAGE CONTROL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x67jtMPfdTw
>>679781644
>Calls someone New Fag and tags them 2x
>kek
>>679777846
Thanks for the laughs op :))
>>679779071
>id prob jiz in 0.31 seconds
>>679781788
Ez b8
>>679781644
"Just a prank I swear... there is cameras"
>>679781766
Dubs says
>Kekai
kek'd
hell this is going to be good
>>679781871
FUCK NIGGERS
>>679780751
D A M A G E C O N T R O L
"I'm OP and I was just playin', u guis. I actually wasn't gonna fuxx her. I have a qt3.14 already. She has big noob and let me do anal."
I want to fuck you and give you a anal fissure with my tongue
>>679781871
You're the reason /b/ has no original content anymore
It looks like 2 dykes talking. Which one is you anon?
#WhiteKnight
>>679781845
>b8
Right newfriend. Right
>>679781644
>haha gotcha guys lol easy peasy haha
this nugga sweating
>>679781871
You're right, I'm tip toeing around this issue because I'm scared. Relationships are a big deal and I'm not trying to hurt you or get hurt. I do like you, and I honestly think that we could make this work. I just need a little bop on the head every now and then :)
>>679781871
You make my slim jim into a slam jam.
Easiest b8 ever
>>679781389
>child porn website 4chan
MY SIDES
>>679781871
I want to put my peen in you veen
>>679782123
>>679781871
reroll
>>679782039
Thx m8
>>679781871
i hate jews, like its actually not even funny how much I want to gas those kikes while skullfucking their children as they watch. While their children look at me in horror i will scream "are you feeling it now mr krabs." Then after i finish i will go to the nigger neighborhoods and throw a piece of chicken on the ground and watch as those porch monkeys dive upon it like an animal
>>679782100
Sweating ? Lol tf
>>679782194
reroll
The nigger landwhale hasn't replied yet?
No info on the underage faggot OP?
>>679781008
Damn some jealous virgins ruins another virgin's attempt at pussy.
How so deliciously cynical.
>>679781871
Why do my spaghettios make lighting
>>679782123
Rolling again
>>679782222
fucking jew
>>679782123
>>679781871
Ok one more reroll
>>679782222
the fucking quads
>>679782218
roll
>>679782410
roll
>>679782388
Check'd
>>679782395
Almost as easy as this b8
>>679781871
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!e! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
>>679781555
>far left.
Bill's never been to /pol/.
Should i contact people on her friends list?
Deciding....
>>679782522
WINRAR
>>679782494
Still trying this OP? Bro give it up
>>679781389
Lost
First thread and so popular thanks for taking bait !!
>>679782388
double dubble dubs means its gospel
>>679781871
Omg I feel exactly the same way, I need you baby
>>679781389
Topest of the keks
>>679782557
YES, Start with family.
Op will you get up on my dick
And suck it
Op suck it
Suck my dick
Get up and suck
>>679782557
Do it
>>679782557
OP probably shit himself and warned her not to reply. Crafty little newfag he is
>>679781402
Meh, is fuck for sure. I'm a cheap manslut
>>679781871
Sorry I'm gay. Only recently realized. I got fucked in the ass on the weekend and it changed my life. I can't be with females anymore. Black men from now on. But hey maybe we can go clubbing and looking for BBC's together!?!
>>679782664
Kekadoodledoo
This is actually how people flirt these days. It's fucking tragic. What happened to romance and arousing people mentally?
>Girl messages OP asking wtf is going on with people randomly messaging her saying he was talking about her on 4chan and shit
>OP goes into full damage control "no no it was just me trying to get some tips and they found your info you know how 4chan is they ruin lives come on don't let this ruin anything"
this is the worst thread ever to be on 4chan wow
>>679782522
WINRAR
>>679782747
Fucking reroll this cunt
>>679782734
I'm still here laughing at the retards like you that fell for b8
>>679782604
Still insisting you planned this are you? My God you're retarded. Are you black or something
>>679782604
Op's thoughts:
>oh noooes, they are mean to me, better say it was all fake so i can feel better about being a faggot hurrr
>>679782841
Prove this is OP so I can laugh at you some more.
>>679782841
When did I say you abandoned the thread.
Listen newfag- lurk more. Also bait kek
OP is Hawaiian, guys. You can't expect much from him.
>>679782874
Still falling for bait lol
Ezb8ezlYfe
Tfw OP tries to act cool
>>679782938
>OP is Hawaiian
Really?
>>679782962
Here's why its not bait. It would have been simple to just post her info if you wanted us to fuck with her. Same outcome, and you are in the clear.
>>679783133
Got any pics of her?
>>679783120
You're mad you got baited
Op is her fat hawain dopple ganger
Let them make sweet love guys
With chubby penis and chubby vadge... May they smudge them together in peace
I have struck again
Moar...?
Wow really?
You are so fucking jelly of this guy getting laid, and even getting his cherry poped, that you had to cockblock him?
If ever there was a proof that /b/ is no longer a /b/rotherhood, this would be it.
I hope the rest of you stay virgins forever, or at least die horribly of STDs that you got from your cheating girlfriends as she cuckolds you. Fucking A-holes..
>>679777846
OP, i fucking hope she rides you like a crazy nympho. May you have all the fucking you can handle, untill your dick falls off!
The rest of you are the reason /b/ stays a fucking trap board.. >_>
Op thanks you are the cringiest guy on /b/ rn.
>>679782522
Kill self
>>679782522
kek
>>679780488
fuckable to the max niggaar
>>679783253
Yeah it's sad to see even though it's b8 thanks /bro
OP here yall took the bait hard lmao !
Im dyin bruh savage!
>>679783133
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300
confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>679783253
Im not /b/rothers with beta cuck fags like OP
If your a beta virgin fag don't brag about it on 4chan doofus. So fuck off back to /lgbt/ faggot
>>679783253
>jelly
>If ever there was a proof that /b/ is no longer a /b/rotherhood,
This better be bait faggot
>>679783253
This was never a brotherhood you cuck. Moot and snacks didn't even fuckin get along. You're a gigantic faggot.
>>679783239
>she could be in danger
Lost
>>679783253
This the real b8 right here
>>679783379
Hey guys, please don't listen to him. This is the real original poster. Please stop messaging her! I'm sorry I did this, and I wont do it again. PLEASE STOP! It's not bait, and it's not funny anymore!
> :o
> omg
is this still /b/ or did i teleport to a time where /b/ no longer is /b/ that i remember, why is /b/ so normie now
>>679783239
MOAR
>>679783212
Here
>>679783253
I think we found someone even faggoter than OP
Someone plz take screencaps so we can remember this wonderfull thread
>>679780579
Do it.
>>679783253
Guaranteed replies.
>>679783253
What the fuck happened to this bread?
It's gone stale.
Fuxking new fags and neck beards... Tri wars and ice hags... YouTube Google... Furries and noodles
Fucking IChat-mullaumblumgata!
>>679783585
Yoooooooooooooo, nice
>>679783555
No it's fine OP is just a gigantic newfag who fucked up
>>679783555
No, sorry. This is /bae/ now
>>679783332
Ugh, I'd be with her just for the sex and possibly interesting experiences. She's sounds and looks like she's still in high school.
So what's the problem op?
>>679783596
It's the samefag
>>679780488
KEK
MY FUCKING SIDES JUST WENT INTO ORBIT
>>679783253
I red abut teh haxer site 4chan and its broutherhoud on 9gag this is not what I gut promised
>>679783720
That's not OP or his girl
>>679779703
>implying that doesn't make it even more cringey
>>679783253
Better be bait
>>679781008
>White knighting this hard
Nigger please
>>679781644
This damage control is fucking gold, OP gon learn today
rip, gettin tired.
Moar?
>>679781402
I would hit it like I hit a cheeseburger for only 99 cents. Shits cheap and so am I
>>679784043
Nah I'm pretty sure OP was talking to that girl earlier today and was just posting his chat here to get some praise. She's probably asleep and won't reply till some time tomorrow
>>679783813
Yes I am op
>>679780579
We should guide this fagets penis. Not block it.
>>679784043
Please, sir. Moar keks?
>>679783921
>he thinks white knighting is when you message a girl about some guy who's cringy as fuck
Don't be a fag anon
>>679783253
>>679783585
Any more?
>>679783813
I got mixed up because the thread got hijacked.
>>679784197
Did you see his earlier messages? OP is a fag and deserves to get blocked, I hate these newfags who are obvious 14 year olds that can't tell what's wrong with what OP is saying
>>679784043
keke :3
>>679782934
S W E A T I N G
>>679784322
Here
>>679784043
keep it up
someone for the love of god and all that's holey archive this thread.
Still falling for my b8 ll
@679784365
Fite me than bich
>>679784418
bitch got dat bread face. puffy and shit.
op is fag for not making this into a perfect dubs roll chat and the other sabotaging is a jelly fag so... congrats op and sabateur are both somehow big fags
>>679784043
Your such a fucking white knight anon.
I kek'd though.
>>679783408
Newfriend calm the fuck down, I know it is much to take in and you have beat your chest to try and gain acceptance.
But you are a dick and nobody likes you. Be salty.
>>679784322
Also this
>>679781389
TOPPEST OF KEKS
>>679784418
I'd wreck it.
>>679784520
Nudes? Body? She's sexy af dude
>>679784462
the fuck is with the @ symbol you fucking autist?
>>679784479
Just like your moms nigger
Hi /b/ im a newfag... what does kek mean?
Ez b8 ez lyfe
>>679784650
Unrelated question, but something I have been thinking a lot of recently.
How the fuck does Ralph jerk it? His hands would probably just crush his micropenis. Please help this confused anon
>>679784743
most likely newfag from twitter lgbt thinking he can blend in
>>679784805
Kill every kike
>>679784043
Message "Koa Traxler." By the look of him, I bet he'd respond.
>>679784893
Look at you newfriend trying so hard for the acceptance.
>>679784849
>His hands would probably just crush his micropenis
Kek'd hard and not even sure why
>>679784849
Big hands. big feet, anon. You know what they say...
>read text box
Peace fags :)
>>679785039
ya got me but im not the @fag im a /g/ fag
>>679780203
LANDWHALE ALERT
>>679785202
You were magnificent Anon. Love you.
All the homo
WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO HACK OP'S ORGINAL ACC....
Keep my thread alive boys and I'll bait you some more !!
>>679785172
That is what I thought first too anon. But where is his bulge? Where is his god damn bulge, anon!?
>>679777846
>>679785194
>being this autistic
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>>679777846
>>679777846
dudes excited about getting fucked and you guys trashed his good time LOL...way to go and ruin dudes Saturday night
>>679781871
>>679782664
So your phone went from 91% => 87% in 7 minutes
iphones...
>>679785429
>I'll bait you some more !!
If this is actually OP stop trying newfriend
>>679785579
my note 4 does this shit and it's about a year old
Shes trying to return to her natural habitat
>>679785666
Ok then satan
>check.jpg
>>679785554
Welcome to thread newfaggot how was he bait
>>679785793
TOP FUCKING KEK
Well done anon
>>679785821
Right into the friendzone
>>679785554
>being this new
Literally everyone in her friends list is a nigger
>>679785947
No I say that all the time it's a inside joke
>>679785821
Got any nudes?
Found OP
Someone else needs to take hold of the messaging. Just tried to make a fake account, and it won't let me without a cell number. Too lazy to generate one.
>>679786160
Only the mirror one in my bedroom that's in the thread
BEHOLD THE BEST GETS YOU HAVE EVER SEEN
>>679786384
Don't be fag get more
