Waifu claiming thread
/B/, THIS IS THE LAST OF MY WAIFU THREADS, TAKE IT FROM ME edition
Rules:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>don't get stabbed in your sleep
>one claim per anon
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>naps are ok if you want to I guess
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Dio claimed
And I'm going to sleep, now I pass the curse of being the host of waifu threads to another
>>679769217
kagami claimed
It is no longer caturday my cates
There is a thread on /e/ that has been up for 14 months.
>>679769177
>>679767503
The comfier the less I think about my woes. How about you? Anything good?
>>679767645
Well shoot.
>>679768001
Same here pretty much, preoccupying myself until I pass out.
>Hentai Haven
My motherfuckin nigga
>>679768059
Hopefully it'll live up to the hype.
>Laptop
>HP 15‑f272wm 15.6
Enjoy the movie.
>Best idol claimed
You scare me now dio. Really amazed at how you prep up the next thread and wait for the old one to hit image limit tho
Hamakaze claimed
>>679769347
I'm pretty sure this one would be up for a long time if there wasn't an image limit
Claimed
Gotta have her
Claimed.
>>679769300
>>679768420
Same, its sex jokes and weed/drug jokes that get used when you can't really think of anything else. Like I enjoy Doug Bensons few times where he isn't basically saying "I smoked weed guys!"
>>679768536
What'd ya tug too?
>>679768667
Can you not sleep or somethin? Or are you just waiting?
>>679768708
Sweeeet, Im deciding whether I wanna get a shotgun or save more for an AR, Im leaning more towards shotgun though
>>679768826
Im pretty vanilla as well, don't really have any special kinks, and yeah I liked, commented AND subscribed
>>679769177
Dubs dont lie, sluggo confirmed
Also claiming
>>679769517
There's only 218 images in that one.
>>679769706
Mine Fujiko claimed.
>>679769814
Claimed.
<3 Chiho
>>679769960
>>679769297
>>679769388
I don't really have a preference. Just kind of what I'm in the mood for.
It's normly just solo pics
For all of those wondering (probably no one tbh) yes I still have a girlfriend. I actually booked a trip to Hawaii yesterday, where I plan on proposing to her
Sex is some teenager / early 20s bullshit
Praise the sun
Milinda claim
>>679769468
I hope so too...
Checking your laptop out now.
I will definantly enjoy the movie :)
>>679770063
This chiho is better
>Not claiming her
>>679770169
Thats pretty much it but what i described was my most common/used
>>679769217
Mine
>>679769760
Yeah, if it's well placed and perfect timing, then it's funny. My favorites are dark humor, it gets me. The good ones though.
>Sanae
>>679769177
that's the best part
>>679769760
>I wanna get a shotgun or save more for an AR, Im leaning more towards shotgun though
if you want a home defense gun and range toy but don't want to spend the money just get a mossberg 590 or a Remington 870
you can build a $500 ar but it's not gonna be very good.i spent 550 on my barrel/gas system/upper reciever. I parted mine out over a couple months and its a little over 2k now. i'm trying to decide between an optic and a side arm right now. If you do go the AR route make sure you do the research and only by quality parts. if you stick with companies with a good reputation like bcm and daniel defense your rifle will be golden.
Claimed
I know I'm cancer but claimed
Alright since not all of us faps off to hentai, what 3d porn category gets of you the most?
Lesbian, solo, threesome, hardcore sometimes, public and anal
>>679771131
asian buttholes and fit girls
>>679771131
Feet and lesbian shit personally other porn is to hardcore4me tbh
>>679771096
At least you acknowledge it
>>679771131
Docking
>>679771131
Call me a sick fuck, but
>Hand-holding
This thread is fucking disgusting
>>679771555
Get out you nasty nigger
>>679771555
MODDDDDDSSSSSS
>>679771609
Yeah it got kinda messed up in here...
>>679771131
>3d
That's funny.
>>679771555
Mods save us from this fiend
>>679771714
<3
>>679771555
Why are you here?
>>679771524
Hot
>>679771714
Morning
>>679769853
>>679770063
>>679770954
Whatsup! Hows it goin?
>>679771096
Why are you cancer?
>>679770768
Exactly! I like dark humor as well and timing is key in any form of humor. Which comedians do you like?
>>679770800
It wouldn't really be for home defense, and yeah I was thinking of a Mossberg 500, whats the difference between that and the 590?
>>679771131
For me it depends on how hot the girl is, if shes hot enough Ill watch bdsm even though Im not into it
>>679771555
Trips confirm, ya sick in the head
>>679771555
That's. ... cute...
Really man? Everyones talking about stuffing dicks so far down people's throats that they can feel stomach acid on their foreskin. Hardcore shit and you're just... holding hands? Whatever gets your rocks off. Atleast it's not childporn
>>679770421
>Open world
No way they can mess that up. Right?
Thanks m8, I hope it runs well.
>>679771927
>Atleast it's not childporn
*COUGH* Renge*COUGH*
>>679771555
I come back and this is going on?
You make me sick
>>679771131
Haven't watched porn/hentai in a long time. But I'll have to say Public, lesbian, and sometimes Asian.
>>679771859
Asking an asuka fag why they're cancer is this bait?
>>679771777
Told ya you'll get it
>>679771927
I don't get what's so hot about that. You're doing things to a kid you shouldn't be doing. That's nasty
>>679771131
asian i guess
>sachi claim
So onto another subject. Broke my laptop today. Broke the screen on the way I picked it up.
I'm going to get a new computer soon. Any nerds here want to drop me some shit I should throw in it? Money is not an issue.
400k sitting in my bank so give me some shit to spend it on
I actually took time to do this.
>>679772317
Charity/donations
>>679772317
Me a new berserk trilogy blue ray set
>>679772317
>Broke the screen on the way I picked it up.
Did you pick it up the Mugi way?
Till is mine
>>679772094
But aren't you already sick?
>>679772427
>>679772424
Not quite what I meant
>>679772255
>nice double dubs
>let's not start this again
>>679772317
You pulled a Mugi
>>679772476
you bastard!!!!! i actually really wanna listen to some rammstein now...
>>679772484
Now im dubble sick
>>679772485
Buy yourself a berserk trilogy blue ray set and all 37 volumes of the manga
>>679772450
I had a pair of headphones in between the screen and I picked it up with one hand and my thumb fucked up the screen.
These beats are mot made of cheap material
>marie rose why the fuck did you buy beats? You're just buying the brand name!!!!
I didn't know they were such bullshit. Hop off my anus
>>679772538
Agreed.
>>679772317
Spend it on me please
>>679772575
Got ich tu dir weh on a 10 hour repeat.
get on my level casual
>>679772036
Im hoping thats sarcasm... kek
About your laptop... How do I put this... You might want to upgrade... As in buy a different one... Reviewers seem to think its not a very good product...
>>679771131
>3D
>>679771131
Girls in pants fam nothing but pants that's the Shit
>>679772960
>Cow woman
>>679771859
Typical like Daniel Tosh, and Dave Chapelle.
>>679771859
>It wouldn't really be for home defense, and yeah I was thinking of a Mossberg 500, whats the difference between that and the 590?
500 has a polymer trigger group
590s have a metal trigger group and usually a better finish on all of the metal parts.
the 500 is the civillian market version and the 590/590a1 is what the military uses and its not that much more expensive but its more durable.
>>679772207
haha no its not bait, I feel like theres something Im missing though
>>679772960
who holds babies like that
>>679772960
Breast Friend.
>>679772424
I donate quite a bit to charity. My brother has type 1 diabetes
(Not type 2, that's for fat fucking slobs. And they brought them on themselves)
So I feel like I need to donate a bit to charity
>>679773076
>>679773163
Only the toppest of the moo chain
>>679773161
It's a long standing joke or maybe people are serious that asuka is objectively the worst also moot likes her so
I just bought a 5lb bag of peanut m&ms. Hype hype hype
>>679769217
miia claimed best snek waifu reporting in
>>679772657
Jesus, call the hospital!
>>679773395
Snek boobers
>>679773049
>Monkey woman
How is that any better?
>>679773381
Nice.
>>679773395
The Snek returns.
>>679773395
>Sanae
>>679773339
thank you for this enlightenment
>>679773395
Is there any hentai with naga/snek girls
>>679773049
>Human
>>679773163
>>679773339
>>679773166
Booby brother. The Slavic pagans in crusader kings are feeling it now, finally finished taking over a kingdom.
>>679773495
I hate 3DPD as much as the next guy.
how is everyone doing?
>>679772860
topkek, we'll just have to see when it drops.
Well I'm glad it was a gift and I didn't spend actual money on it. Time to invest into a upgrade.
>>679773381
>5lb bag
wew lad
>>679773850
A-Ok, how about you?
>>679773066
Nice, daniel tosh can seem a bit scripted to me at times but I like him and dave chapelle. I like John Pinette and Patton Oswald as well, very self depreciating comics
>>679773076
I see, Ill probably get that then if its more durable, but something to take to the range is mainly what Im after. I have guns currently in my house but none of them are really mine ya know?
>>679773381
Eat that shit to neck homie
>>679773395
Ayyy
>>679773346
Oh I see haha, I have seen her get less than happy reception here so that makes sense
>>679773850
Good. About to get off
>>679773768
you can't do shit to slavs if you will kill one four will take his place your conquest only makes us stronger long live the slavic pagans
>>679774048
>akward
>>679774034
>>679774048
And you know I wont be sharing with anyone
>inb4 I get diabetes
>>679774034
good as well
thanks for asking
>>679769274
>>679773768
That's good my man.
>>679773850
Here relaxing, I'm alright, you?
>>679769337
why is there so many new people >:(
too many newfags i dont recognize any of them
>>679774048
yeah either mossberg will serve you well. If you have an interest in guns beyond just shooting i would suggest you buy an AR lower receiver and decide what you want to build out of it. what state do you live in?
>>679774360
I'll get the insulin ready.
>>679774423
No prob m8. Up to anything good?
>>679774444
wew
>>679774058
Oh trust me I learned, took everything I had and a group of mercenaries to finally beat them, not gonna be fucking with the pagans for a long while, at least not until my homeland isn't as fucked.
>>679774448
Good thing they're too busy fighting each other because I'm the buffer state between them and the rest of Christian Europe, which isn't as much since we lost Spain to the muslims.
>>679774153
Why akward?
>>679774360
Good, if someone asks you for some tell em to go die
>>679774444
Chek'd!
>>679774741
yes hospital
>>679774360
if dubs share some
>>679774444
lewd quads
>>679774714
yea where are the good old days when there were only 9 of us
>>679774869
crusader kings are a good game
>>679774967
Aight. Guess I'll go fuck myself. Along with these other mfs who aren't the original 9
>>679774878
idk
>>679774048
Daniel what I heard, he comes up with jokes and comebacks in his head. Tosh.O is gold.
>>679774869
Rip Spain
>>679774920
>posting lewds for anons that aren't even here
Up your game man.
>>679774741
Thanks my dude
>>679774878
Definitely
>>679774904
Sorry mayne, none for you!
Alright, I'm calling it a night. See you all when I wake up!
>>679774444
I normally drop a topless pic for trips+. But there has been WAY too much porn on this thread., so I'm not going to. Plus nice ol porn-kun already posted a topless pic of marie rose anyways
>>679774034
This is what I have. If you want a gaming laptop, I cant recommend MSI enough. Absolutely fantastic
https://gaming.msi com/products/notebook/ge-series?link=GE62-2QL-Apache#undefined
>>679769217
Claimed
I'm calling it a night now. Goodnight everyone. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>679775153
Let's GTFO
>>679775394
Sæm. I'm outskies too.
G'night everyone
>>679775153
no no
you can stay its good that our litlle community is growing i just miss the good ol'days
>>679775095
Hell yeah.
>>679775257
Ah don't worry about them, once I've formed my empire and have taken over France I'll liberate Spain, then Africa, then the holy land, and everywhere else islam decides to poke its head.
>>679774887
Ah, well that doesn't actually sound that good.
>>679775265
>>679775394
>>679775510
Sleep tight you three.
>>679775364
I'll check it out man, thanks.
>>679775546
That's a good plan.
>>679775394
Goodnight <3
Sleep well.
>>679775510
>>679775394
night
>>679774734
>beyond just shooting
What else would you do with a gun? haha, and I live in Cali so my butthole is pretty wide when it comes to guns, but I still want an AR, just don't really have the money for a nice one right now
>>679774782
Hows it goin?
>>679775173
Well shoot
>>679775189
Im sure he does things off the cuff, hes a good comedian. But the way he says things sounds too much like Tosh.0 for me, even though I loved Tosh.0 haha
>>679775394
Have sweet dreams of your waifu as well!
>>679775923
No problem Maki.
Im heading out. Got a busy day tomorrow.
>>679776002
Say hi to Megumin for me
Night everyone!
>>679776255
see ya
well im going as well see ya guys
>>679776255
Goodnight! Let the dubs drift you off to sweet dreams :)
>>679776405
Goodnight snek, slithery dreams! :)
>>679776255
Goodnight Milinda!
>>679776405
Sleep tight Snek.
>>679776058
my AR is california legal. I live on the central coast. >What else would you do with a gun?
improve its performance and aesthetics as well as learn about the engineering that it takes to build a functioning repeating firearm. when you spend the time building guns or assembling them from pieces you learn a lot more about exactly how it works and what could be causing problems in the future. it also helps you weed out a lot of bullshit because you don't end up buying something you don't want and having to replace parts.
>>679776255
>>679776405
Goodnight.
Sleep well.
>>679776255
>>679776405
>>679775394
Sleep well.
Rory claimed then.
>>679776058
If anyone can make me laugh hard, then they earn my approval.
>>679777158
Welcome back demigod!
>>679777368
Thanks! About to go out with family to meet family
>>679776705
>Improve its performance and aesthetics
That's true, if I built an AR I would want it to be the only one I built so everything would have to be perfect for me, but I just don't have the money right now.
>>679777158
Ayo Rory!
>>679777159
Same! I have my styles that I prefer but theres no denying someone who makes me laugh haha
>>679777515
Where do you live? It's 3:05 a.m. here.
A family outing, it can be nice.
>It's 3 am now
>Are you here yet?
>>679778433
Hurray insomnia.
>>679778260
Ayy Central timezone reporting in.
>>679777758
Totally! So much so that I nearly died laughing too hard. Jaja
>>679778624
Central too!
>>679778433
The waiting game....
>>679778918
It continues...
>>679778433
>5:15 AM
My eyes are barely open
>>679779293
I'm betting she'll be here at four. Drink some coffee, or an energy drink.
>>679779467
If I close mine I'll pass out...
>>679779672
I'll make some coffee.
>I was hoping for 3
>>679778433
>are you here yet?
Don't make me sad man
>>679778629
Haha, that'd make for an intersting story, how someone almost died laughing
>>679779467
You okay with that?
>>679779771
That's the way to do it.
>>679780112
3 minutes of laughing, then was starting to tearing up. I swear in my head I said,"This can't be right! Please stop!"
>Sanae
