Celeb thread cont from
>>679748120
Continuing with a little bit of the Jewfu
>>679765627
I don't have just a whole lot of Brie
>>679765764
I have some shitty fakes
>>679765878
>>679765627
>>679765764
Alison Brie is all I've ever fucking needed in life. Fell in love with her after I started watching Community. Honestly, even before that, I was interested in the show because I kept seeing gifs of her on Reddit, and people were swearing the show was incredible. I was not disappointed. Amazing show.
>>679765958
From cute to hot as fuck in under ten seconds.
>>679766189
>>679766101
Damn you.
>>679766338
>>679766418
>>679766338
Sorry. That's pretty much my favorite video of her online period. had to drop it in here ASAP
Nice follow up though. We can't lose as long as she's being posted
>>679766584
What's the sauce on this?
>>679766584
Jiggle jiggle
>>679766379
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>>679766770
>>679766832
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>>679766725
Dem Jew legs.
>>679766709
I've no idea.
>>679766602
Feel free to post all of her you like. I'm running out.
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>>679766940
>>679766975
>>679766248
>>679766295
>>679766379
>>679766740
>>679766770
If Selena made a sex tape with a nigger would you still watch it?
Or would you cry yourself to sleep?
Any /b/anji bros around?
>>679767027
>Allison Brie will never be your Jewish babysitter
>>679766940
I'm already out. I build my folders around what I get on 4chan, so it's mostly a shit ton of fucking Taylor Swift randoms. I only really see Brie in waifu threads and shit, so I don't get to save much of her, plus, I don't want all the pics. Only certain ones are really worth saving like the happy birthday webm
>>679767071
I'd still watch it
>>679767213
Is this supposed be her hitting on the viewer? I wouldn't even want her to do naughty shit with me. I'd literally just be happy watching shit tier movies with her on the couch.
>>679767213
Last of Brie
maisie williams plz
>>679767325
Same here
>>679767071
Don't care who she's fucking. I just want to see her baring it all. She could be fucking Smokey the Bear for all I care as long as all the shots focus on her
>>679767667
agreed
Only one of her I have.
My celebfu is Cindy Starfall.
Claimed.
>>679767517
>>679767493
No, she's talking to YOU, anon.
Anyway, who should I post next, I wonder. Just saw an ad for Star Wars TFA, so here's this while I ponder that.
>>679767517
How does she continue being perfect while covered in a layer of oil? She exceeds expectations
>>679767727
Yup. It would be a mad fap, but I'd just ignore the black dick and focus on her pussy.
Ariana grande pls
The old time babe Vivien Leigh...
>>679767759
Why does he have so many Jewfus? you might ask. Don't worry about it.
>>679767759
Well, if she's talking to me, I don't deserve her, but then again, nobody does.
Do one with Alexandra Daddario if you can though
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>>679768017
I didn't make that
>>679768105
Kiki needs protein to live
Are you a bad enough dude to give it to her?
>>679768232
>>679768232
https://www.youtube.com/user/katdennings/videos
More of the Queen of /b/
>>679768364
for you
>>679768307
She's 16 now? I'd do it
>>679768323
ANOTHER Jewess!? What is up with this guy?
>>679768565
>>679768462
I should've saved the 'I can't bear it pic' just for that
>>679768565
Those Jewish girls are top shit, man
>>679768618
>>679768605
>>679768618
so gross, she literally featureless.
>>679768605
>hip to shoulder ratio
my dick. post more milana itt
Vanessa Hudgens wants to release more nudes... we are waiting...
>>679768915
>>679768722
You are correct. Which is probably why I'm gonna post Winona Ryder next.
>>679768311
>>679768605
good grief
>>679769099
>>679769112
More Cindy Starfall.
>>679769145
dat gap.
>>679769259
>>679769099
Dubs for the confirm. You have to now
>>679769100
I was about to ask why her tits were so fucking huge here, but she had a kid recently. Goddamn, if she wasn't already sexy enough...
>>679769350
I hope Demi does another nude shoot
What, where's Chloe Moretz...
>>679769434
>>679769427
>you have to now
It shall be done. The Jew train shall keep running. No. Not THAT one. Not the Auschwitz Express.
>>679769505
She loves to drive men crazy by wearing skin tight clothing outdoors whenever possible.
>>679769633
>>679769505
Pssht. She ain't even Jewish. Also, doesn't she go by Chloe Grace Moretz?
>>679769868
>>679769633
Damn continuous dubs. This thread is about to just be a Jew thread. I'm quite okay with this
Best Chloe reporting in
>>679769879
Incoming jiggle
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>>679769966
Milana can get dubs whenever she wants. It's part of her Jew magic.
>>679769966
So many dubsssss
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>>679770147
FIT
>>679769879
3 percent... but who's counting...
>>679769505
I still think it's a man that went through hormone therapy at a young age
>>679770147
Goddamn her body is so fucking tight
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>>679770294
Jews love to count.
>>679766379
What's that tattoo say?
>>679770147
She's hot, but goddamn she needs to fix her form.
The Sexiest Woman alive Jennifer Lawrence...
>>679770552
Underrated actress
>>679770476
>>679770385
Did she get a nose ring or is there just some weird lighting going on there?
>>679770712
No. I'm assuming it's some sort of clip-on shit because she's literally only worn it twice. She doesn't seem like the type for a septum piercing anyway
>>679770712
OK, up next is a Milana lookalike. Then onto a different Jewess.
>>679767577
>ywn cover that top in cum after she sucks you off
>>679770952
>>679770872
Yeah, she doesn't seem like the type. But it looked kinda hot.
Anyway, I think this looks a lot like Milana. So I've got it in my Milana folder. Just pretend.
>>679770690
I absolutely love JLaw, but not so much for her sex appeal. She's very attractive, but more so in that girl next door sort of way.
>>679771080
Next Jewfu is Winona Ryder. She could steal my heart any day.
>>679770705
>Underrated actress
>>679770486
it says Love Yourself First
>>679771187
>>679771248
>Love Yourself First
Fist Yourself, Love
>>679770892
Here's a pic to accompany this perfect human
>>679771080
This actually does look a good bit like her. Kind of glad it's not though. Would have killed my mental image of her
>>679771261
Remember back in the '90s when actresses stopped wearing bras for a while? Every episode of Friends had nips pokin' out everywhere.
>>679771261
Kind of got distracted by those little guitars right above her boobs
>>679770705
You know shes supposedly in the process of transitioning to a man, right?
>>679769879
who the fuck sleeps w makeup still on
>>679771461
Those hairy arms. Don't know what it is about them, but I fucking love them
>>679771503
A truly amazing time. All this feminist empowerment, burn your bra shit going around now, but I still see bras everywhere anyway
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>>679771381
She's got kind of a good girl image going, so there's no way she'll do something like that. I like it. She's a pure Jewfu.
>>679770690
You dirty slum dogs could only wish to have a woman half as beautiful as this girl... I hope she torments your dreams forever...
good fake coming through
>>679771549
Where the hell'd you hear that shit?
She'd make a fine looking dude though. I'm not even gonna lie. She's can totally pull off that Ruby Rose shit
>>679771503
Good times.
Lesbian sex tape when?
>>679771807
You'll never get to bury your face in this...
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>>679771650
No comment about the gum in her mouth? She obviously just meant to rest her eyes for a second and she accidentally fell asleep. Right next to you.
>>679771528
I didn't even notice those.
>>679771728
Maybe bras are empowering now? Somehow?
>>679771650
Hot russian bitches who can talk dirty to you while roleplaying a naughty spy.
>>679771940
It was on a gossip site. And i agree that she'd look good as a Ruby Rose / Jack Monroe type girl / guy.
I'm sure her beautiful face sends a thousand vexes and curses on your hopes...
>>679772115
16 year old Jewish tits. They grow 'em nicely in Jewland.
>>679771752
Holy fuck. Tiny little nip slips like this one are the ones that drive me the craziest.
Also, I love the good girl image. I don't mind girls who are less...withdrawn in that department, but for some girls, the mystery is so much more satisfying.
>>679771807
If JLaw tormented my dreams, I can't say I'd be upset.
>>679771910
This is an excellent fake, but the hair really just offsets it because that's how you can tell. I don't think I ever actually wanna see her naked though. She's just the kind of girl where if she did porn or something, I'd want her fully clothed and tormented me by teasing me or something.
>>679772352
Supposedly legit Winona Ryder titty from the Fappening. But I don't believe half of those. Anyway, time for a new Jew Goddess. Wonder who it'll be. Or maybe I'll throw everyone for a loop and post a Goy - I mean a Gentile.
>>679772345
I dread to see what b/ has to curl up to tonight cuz it ain't this fine...
>>679766101
Why? She isn't even gorgeous. At best a 7/10. She is so god damn average.
>>679772540
>>679768722
Jewish pussy is top tier.
That's a Beaut...
>>679772115
Bras? Empowering? Hell no. All girls fucking do is complain about how much bras fucking suck and we should free the nipple. There's no way they'd advocate FOR them, but I can see why you'd say that
>>679772200
Can't trust those for shit, but I'll probably look into it later
>>679772543
>>679772510
>the mystery is so much more satisfying
Yeah, it's kinda like the thrill of the hunt or something.
Hey, look! Another Jew! I try to post her every once in a while since Michelle doesn't seem to get very much attention.
>>679766940
I mean look at her! This is the power of makeup.. Average at best.
More Tay Tay.
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>>679772615
She's easily a 10/10 for me. To each their own I guess
>>679773060
i miss her.
>I guess she stopped sucking jew dick, so no more movies for her
>>679773060
>>679772933
Subjectivity, anon. Maybe you're just not into Jews and their nice, meaty, Jewish legs.
>>679767759
Sauce?
>>679773060
Do they even make teenager movies like Euro Trip?
When you're embracing your fat ugly 300 pound wife tonight think about Jennifer Lawrence curling her lovely hips and utter a silent curse in your thoughts for the misery you must endure...
Hilary
>>679773200
>>679773179
It's weird. Hardly anybody ever talks about her, but when she is brought up, everyone loves her. She was actually a pretty good actress from what I remember.
>>679773281
I used to imagine emma watson when i fucking my 230lb ex.
>>679773281
My wife is actually 220 pounds thank you very much.
>>679773200
this was my wallpaper back in college
>on my shitty Compaq laptop
>>679773281
my wife looked like that when i met her.
she is now the whale of a wife our describe now.
fucking sucks man.
>>679773382
>>679773226
I'm sure they still make "Teen Comedies" Like Eurotrip and Not Another Teen Movie. But I'd be hard-pressed to name a recent one.
>>679773221
Someone put subtitles over Daisy Ridley's audition tape for the new Star Wars movie.
The Unmatchable Elizabeth Taylor...
>>679772897
Yeah. I remember the first time I saw Victoria Justice in a bikini. I was so excited because the closest I'd ever gotten to that was some short shorts in an episode of Victorious. Finally getting to see her whole body like that was so much more satisfying because I waited so long. Girls who give it away so quickly aren't bad though. There's a different kind of satisfaction there.
Also, Michelle Trachtenberg has been a dream ever since I saw her in that Disney movie where she was an ice skater. Also loved her character on Gossip Girl even though she was a nutty, compulsive liar on their. Nothing but bad news
>>679772933
She's perfect to me. If I woke up to that every morning, I could die happy
>>679773576
>she is now the whale
that is the #1 reason I don't want to get married
>>679773617
>>679773534
>that was my wallpaper back in college
Holy shit, mine too, for a while! Girl came in and asked "who is that, your girlfriend?"
I had to tell her that I didn't have a Jewish gf.
Sad stuff.
>>679773822
>"who is that, your girlfriend?"
".... yeah... yes it is"
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>>679773826
Unf. Haley is amazing. But not Jewish.
>>679773281
Joke's on you. I'm single as fuck
>>679773327
Man, oh man. Life has been good to that body.
>>679773576
Why not take up working out and eating healthy than maybe talk her into it after you've done it for awhile. Tell her how great and healthy it makes you feel rather than you want her to get into shape.
>>679773969
Fake I actually like. Except her nipples aren't puffy enough. Dangit I can't find the pic where her puffy nips are almost poking through her shirt.
>>679773941
But we were about to WATCH Eurotrip. That woulda been awkward.
>>679773686
Yeah, it's not to say girls who show everything are boring or undesirable. It's just a whole different kinda thing.
>>679773969
But still amazing.
Joey king
>https://gfycat com/GleefulForthrightItalianbrownbear#?speed=0.5
>that ass jiggle
Add the "dot" ur welcome
>>679774106
Truly.
>>679774192
Right, and if anything the opposite might hold true. For example, the singer Shakira is a gorgeous woman, and she's known for basically being half naked in like all of her videos. Hilariously enough, she was the absolutely most attractive to me when she was on The Voice, fully clothed. Something about that did it for me the way bare skin just couldn't. I also learned that she's really fucking intelligent which only added to her appeal.
>>679774192
Dang. Couldn't find the pic of her puffy nips and now we're at image limit.
Sorry there were so many Jewesses. Well, not really. They're pretty much tippy-top. We wanna do another? I'd have to switch back to non-Jews pretty soon. Which is probably good for us God-fearing Christians, since it's Sunday. Day of the Lord. Unless you're one of those weird Seventh-Day Adventists. Or some other stupid sect.
>>679774263
That was pretty nice. She's getting really attractive. Not a too happy seeing her in such an obviously shit situation on screen though.
>>679774393
Good fucking gracious that ass is glorious. Thicker than a bowl of fucking oatmeal. I've been watching her on the TV show Younger and she has just been looking phenomenal. A lot of the girls from back then aren't looking quite as amazing as she is.
>>679769434
Oh wow...
>>679774616
It's weird how clothed women can be hotter than unclothed women. And weird how intelligence can be a factor. Genius? Sexy. Normal intelligence? OK. Low intelligence? Nah. Dumb as a rock? Back to sexy. How did that happen?
>>679774897
This has been fun, but I won't be participating in any other threads tonight. I was waiting for this to end, so I could go to bed. Was having too much fun before to get offline, but now I have no excuse haha
>>679775213
Righto. G'nite, anon. May you dream of many Jewesses. Or just one.
>>679775009
She's getting hotter with age. True look at Lindsey Lohan.
Come on, just one more pic of Brie
>>679765879
This cunt slept with sean penn. she couldn't smell more like a sewage treatment plant if she tried
>>679775163
It's crazy, but I love it because that leaves a lot of quality girls for those of us who actually appreciate them. There's nothing like a girl in a nice sweater during late Autumn/early Winter with a good book in her hands or something
>>679775392
Thread's over. Go home. Or start a new one.
>>679775515
All dem college girls walking around in the Fall in sweaters with glasses. Hot-damn. I'd love to be back. It makes me want to be a professor.
That and passing on knowledge. That's pretty cool, too.
>>679775307
All I need is Brie, my fellow anon. All I need is Brie.
>>679775324
It's crazy how some of these girls look twice as good as they did in their late teens/early 20s even though looked great in their early years too.
>>679775731
Hell yeah. That's the best time and the best place to see those kinds of girls.
If I ever end up getting an English degree, I'd consider being a professor
What page are we on?
>>679775982
With a BS in History, I think that's the only place I CAN end up.
>>679776115
Oh shit. Yeah, you're stuck Professor'ing. No offense, but history majors put themselves in quite a weird spot when it comes to finding work catering to that skill set. Not that you can only be a professor, but it's just not a super useful degree compared to other things.
>>679774132
i love how you feminized PC faggots MOTHERFUCKING ALWAYS place the responsibility on the man, irrespective of what the woman does.
On one hand: we are fed this meme by society where women are equals to men with every right and opportunity afforded to men.
On the other hand: Women are to always be treated as victims of a system that oppresses them by asking them to be responsible to their partners.
MY fucking fat wife got fat on her fucking own. I never forced fed her like a fucking duck to be sent to a french restaurant. I never put a gun to her fucking head saying: "You better eat all this fucking junk food or Im blowing your brains out bitch".
Why the fuck do YOU ask ME to be responsible for HER fucking actions?
If I started doing drugs and dressing like a fucking thug nigger, would she be held responsible for that?
>Holy fucking fuck you stupid male feminists piss the fuck outta me. I literally want to strangle you. Fuuck.
>>679776695
How did Brie thread turn into this.
>>679776842
The knowledge of knowing one can never have her I'd assume.
>>679776695
Kek miserable fuck.
>>679777117
Dave Franco... Dave Franco has her...
>>679776656
No offense taken. I just went to college because I got it for free. Did great on that ACT. Did what was pretty easy. I already loved history, and the tests were just writing shit. And I fucking love writing shit. Had a lot of my profs write on my Blue Books - "We didn't cover this in our lessons, but glad you know this." Or whatever. Speaking of Blue Books, will they be a thing for much longer? Or will students just write out shit on some sort of keyboard interface?
>>679775794
I know man. Her husband is crazy for leaving her but then again maybe she's bat shit and we don't know it.
there a new thread yet?
>>679776695
I'm laughing so hard right now. Omg why did you marry her you fucking loser? Maybe you are responsible for her getting fat you sound like a fucking beta.
>>679776695
This is an amazing piece of art. That last line is greenposted for some reason. Just to give it more of a "don't know anything" kind of feel. All it lacks is a my wife's son kinda flair. Just to set off the rest. It would then be perfect.
>>679777473
no, because you've not made it
>>679777117
Stands to reason.
Shit keeps me up at night.
>>679776695
>Why the fuck do YOU ask ME to be responsible for HER fucking actions?
because you chose to own her.
>i would expect you to keep your new car from getting rust
>>679777679
>no, because you've not made it
well, I hate me.
>>679777473
Yes
>>679777703
>>i would expect you to keep your new car from getting rust
are you 12?
what kind of logic is this?
is this the average /b/ user intelligence level?
>>679777767
That's probably because you are a super shitty person who missed hextrips by 10.
>>679776695
None of that actually. I just assumed that you loved your wife enough to help her better herself but now I'm assuming you're probably just as fat if not fatter.
>>679778133
Oh shut the fuck up.
>>679778181
>missed hextrips by 10.
fuck it
>>679778413
>>679777218
I was directing that at all of us who can't have her. Of course Dave fucking Franco is living my fucking dream.
>>679777284
If Brie is bat shit, I think I could deal with it. Maybe Dave's just fucking autistic
>>679777232
If you liked writing shit, you should have gotten an English degree and just minored in History. The history could have come in handy on an off day, but the English degree could take you places since you can go into a shit ton of jobs with one of those in this day and age.
Also, I have no idea what a Blue Book is, but I imagine it won't last much longer if you're questioning their existence.
>>679777702
Same. Shit hurts, man
>>679778525
I was talking about Hilary dude not Brie lol but true I think Brie being bat shit would just be cute as hell.
>>679778710
yeah, fuckin' rub it in
>furfag bullshit
>>679778357
i dont love her anymore cause she got fat. also, as far as the insult, why dont you just accuse me of being a virgin, or a homosexual, or a nigger, or (what else is common here?)....a jew?
fuck. you guys are literally preteens.
>>679778454
you shut the fuck up you stupid fat loving cock sucker. you can have her.
>>679778525
Gonna reply to you in new thread with an image because of bump reasons.
>>679778737
Oh, sorry. I talked about both of them in that reply, and I just automatically assumed Brie because I was already thinking about her. I don't see how you leave Hilary unless she's fucking crazy or you're autistic. She seems pretty rad, and again, her body is incredibly. That alone would keep anybody around for a good while before bailing.
Also, yeah, bat shit Brie probably would be pretty cute. If she stabbed a bitch just because she was obsessed with me, I'd be more flattered than afraid, honestly since I don't deserve her love.
