YLYL
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
YLYL
banana~
Zimbabwe
>>679739912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6j3cG-Iu6Q&feature=youtu.be
>>679739912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97CtEReZEaQ
>>679740840
H3H3 fan i see
>>679741058
This was a meme before then
>>679740840
This song is so dirty. never realized as a kid
>>679741427
yes
>>679741800
cool
>>679740840
This isnt "You Cum You Lose" jerk read the thread.
>>679739912
>>679741917
....wanna blow each other?
Fresh OC right here
you all just lost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=113u9CjoKgw
>>679742681
my ears they bleed
>>679742283
>>679742126
sure
>>679740043
>>679744206
/b/ was never good, but modern /b/ is 100% cancer. This banana shit served no purpose. YLYL threads were NEVER as bad as the bananafaggots claimed, but now they are.
>>679744426
no one is even posting anything funny. I feel let down....
>>679744206
Lost
>>679739912
I just went and watched this with my step mom FINALLY! What was your favorite part of the movie? Mine was when they meet Mr. Big and he is talking about the skunk butt rug, it was HILARIOUS!
>>679744707
They don't post anything anymore since the bananacancer. I have no idea why the newfag autists of the last year or so thought /b/ needed to be even shittier than it already was, but there you go.
>>679744426
lol u mad
>>679744206
I just went and watched this with my step mom FINALLY! What was your favorite part of the movie? Mine was when they meet Mr. Big and he is talking about the skunk butt rug, it was HILARIOUS!
>>679744978
That shithead 12 year olds ruined anything of quality remaining on this godforsaken burnt out hell? Yes. I'm mad. Now fuck off back to kindergarten.
>>679745389
/b/ is even shittuer now than ever. I hadnt been on in a year since before tonight. Its all cancer now. I missed ylyl but a life has been crushed tonight by 12 yr old newfags ruining what was
>>679746060
I am the desu of my board
Desu is my body and shitposts are my blood
I have derailed over a thousand threads
Unknown to snacks, nor known to moot
Have withstood pain to create many desu
Yet, these hands will never hold desu
So as I desu, unlimited desu spam
>>679746690
AN HERO YOURSELF YOU CANCEROUS PIECE OF SHIT!
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With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am Suiseiseki.
~
>2016
>moot
>>679739912
This is just begging for banana you fucking worthless subhuman piece of shit
>>679747829
>what is historical value
I prefer it this way.
>>679747829
My bad wrong pasta I'm thinking of.
I am the desu of my board
Desu is my body and shitposts are my blood
I have derailed over a thousand threads
Unknown to snacks, nor known to moot
Have withstood pain to create many desu
Yet, these hands will never hold desu
So as I desu, unlimited desu spam
>tl;dr this entire thread.
>>679742681
fuck you faggot my parents are awake upstairs now
>>679748640
Good thing they weren't sleeping.
>>679748904
fuckin lost
>>679744206
I really, really, really like this image
It's all about the file name anons :)
>>679749839
Let's go Cena!
>>679742496
Probably a fake OP since he had 1 furry picture in the first place.
>>679750298
Cena Sucks!
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>>679750671
This made me laugh and I dont know why
>>679750671
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This is the shittiest YLY thread I've ever been on, Kill yourselves <3
>>679741316
Nice try faggot
>>679750904
nope this one is >>679746326
>>679743797
noice
Fuck all of you stupid niggers. /b/ used to be a place where we could fuck around and literally do whatever the fuck we wanted. I can't believe I replied to my own thread 8 times trying to keep it alive, but you fuckers won't even play along. What the fuck has /b/ devolved to, where you ignore such a fucking easy target, even if it turns out to be fake? Why haven't 15 people called me a faggot or that I was samefagging or even that the thread was fake? What the fuck happened to this site?! Fuck you all. You're all fucking lifeless shits and I hope you all fucking die of cancer.
>>679751421
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>>679751573
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>>679751573
hey shitfuck
check em
>>679751222
>>679751573
Other things are afoot.
Mine eyes have seen the glory
Of the desu of the board
She is spamming out the desu
Where the maidens of wrath are stored
She has loosed the fateful desu
Of her terrible desu sword
Desu is marching on
I have seen her in the replies
Of a hundred thousand breads
They have builded her a garden
Laced with ribbons and with threads
I can tell apart her visage
From those two eyes, green and red!
Desu is marching on
I have read a fiery desu
Writ in polished rows of jade
For all who would condemn her
Of Suiseiseki, be afraid!
Let our heros, Desu Legion
Come swiftly to her aid!
Since desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
She has sounded forth the desu
That shall never call retreat
She is sifting out the dreams of men
Before her desu-seat
Oh, be swift, my heart
To march for her, be jubilant, my feet!
Our Desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
In the beauty of sakuras
Desu was born across the sea
With a spirit in her bosom
That transfixes you and me
As she tended to the soul trees
Let us keep our boards strong and free!
While Desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
>>679742681
keeek
>>679752955
Oh god I never thought of this before
>>679741316
This girl look like she got some viruses
>>679752955
Thats sick!! Nice dubs anon
>>679752955
>implying
gotten from another thread but i fuckn laughed so hard, post more club penguin shit
>>679753341
Ohh anon u made my night! Thank you
>>679752629
i hate that i lose to these
>>679753350
it took me so long to see it
>>679753513
my nigga :)
Found this the other night
>>679753890
Asshole! I love it!
>>679741316
nigger is anyone that dumb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_PemazVN-Y
>>679754385
ZOZZLE KEK
>>679750671
Nice copy pasta newfag
>>679677777
>>679755221
You cheeky cunt it was >>679744444
>>679755407
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>>679755744
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>>>no paragraphs to many words
Does anyone have the video clip of the dude in a business suit dancing and then is cock and balls falls out. lmao
>>679755847
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>>679753443
lost
god damn this thread sucks
>>679756398
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>>679742681
Fuck me i did lose
>>679756895
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>>679757192
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>>679742681
Lost
>>679740350
mom wtf is this shit?
>>679739912
Lost
>>679758025
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>>679758218
>>>679758025
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Lolol
>>679741316
kek nice try m8
>>679758578
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>>679758712
>mom
>mom they posted it again
>mom they are posting desu again
> waaaaagh waaaaaa screeeeech
> sweetie I told you to stay off that site
> breathe sweetie
> stop screaming
> stay off that site with the desu since it triggers your episodes
> wwaaaaaaaaaa
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If this post has any replies, desu is no longer a meme.
>>679759741
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>>679756178
Fuckin Brendon
>>679759865
And now you've destroyed what you love
>>679750475
DID U SAW DAT????????' THATS A REL BRO
Well there's half of you
>>679760716
May as well uninstall.
IM
ETHAN
BRADBERRY
>>679760171
what series is all this desu glory from ?
>>679761454
Rozen Maiden
>>679741316
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
>>679760716
ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ ᴅᴇѕᴜ
>>679761575
Thanks
I can't reply because you're gone but thanks for the ammo.
>>679753202
>ifunny
kill yourself
>>679761982
ᴅᴇsᴜ ᴅᴇsᴜ ᴅᴇsᴜ
>>679761982
desu
>>679739912
kys
click file name for better picture also inb4 tldr trust me the stories told here are fucking great
>>679741316
not today, isis
>>679743797
Underrated post
>>679762959
kek'd, burn it down
>>679756178
haha le funny 5/7 me-me xD
>>679756178
Robert is such an hero
>>679743797
I don't regret reading this at all
the whole thing was an emotional roller coaster and I loved it
>>679744707
maybe not, but that greentext story was great
>>679752629
some of a bitch, im fucking autistic for losing to this
I tried. Y'all would rather have desu apparently.
I tell people to an hero with this pic.
>>679742535
Kek but no loss yet
>>679766712
You won't ever get to lose again.
>>679744206
man how does this troll still achieve results
yo b u fulla retaads
54 more.
>>679742769
Do you have "what's my cage again" I forget to save
Mine eyes have seen the glory
Of the desu of the board
She is spamming out the desu
Where the maidens of wrath are stored
She has loosed the fateful desu
Of her terrible desu sword
Desu is marching on
I have seen her in the replies
Of a hundred thousand breads
They have builded her a garden
Laced with ribbons and with threads
I can tell apart her visage
From those two eyes, green and red!
Desu is marching on
I have read a fiery desu
Writ in polished rows of jade
For all who would condemn her
Of Suiseiseki, be afraid!
Let our heros, Desu Legion
Come swiftly to her aid!
Since desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
She has sounded forth the desu
That shall never call retreat
She is sifting out the dreams of men
Before her desu-seat
Oh, be swift, my heart
To march for her, be jubilant, my feet!
Our Desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
In the beauty of sakuras
Desu was born across the sea
With a spirit in her bosom
That transfixes you and me
As she tended to the soul trees
Let us keep our boards strong and free!
While Desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
>>679766937
3 hours ago. Also, quit saving shit, that's why /b/ keeps getting spammed with crap.
does anybody has the picture of the guy with a dick in his mouth saying something like "we should see other people"
>>679749574
Me too man
>>679756398
Lost about 80 times.
>Saved and named the file imreadydaddy
>>679739912
i dont get it. am i supposed to get aroused to this or what?
This is why you don't give out your PayPal
>>679754385
Top tier
>>679754385
Fucking file name
>>679767676
Neat
>>>>>>>>>>>>
The Desu went down to 4chan. She was lookin' for a soul to steal.
She was in a bind 'cause she was way behind. She was willing to make a deal
When she came across this young man sawin' on a desu and playin' it hot.
And the Desu jumped upon a sakura stump and said "Boy, let me tell you what."
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a desu player, too.
And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play a pretty good desu, boy, but give the Desu her due.
I'll bet a desu of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you."
The boy said, "My name's Jun, and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet; and you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the best there's ever been."
Jun, Rozen up your bow and play your desu hard.
'Cause Desu's broke loose in 4chan and the Desu deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny desu made of gold,
But if you lose the Desu gets your soul.
The Desu opened up her case and she said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from her fingertips as she Rozen'd up her bow.
And she pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss.
And a band of maidens joined in and it sounded something like this.
When the Desu finished, Jun said, "Well, you're pretty good, Desu-san,
But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done."
"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.
The Desu bowed her head because she knew that she'd been beat.
And she laid that golden desu on the ground at Jun's feet.
Jun said, "Desu, just come on back. If you ever wanna try again,
I done told you once—you desu bitch—I'm the best that's ever been."
And he played:
"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.
>>679767282
Sorry newfag why does saving = spamming? i never repost shit just save for my own ajewsment
>>679767936
/pol/ nukes the world
>>679753683
Kek
>>679768195
tfw this fag keeps trolling to image limit
>>679743470
youknowhowthatshitgo
>>679741316
I jizzed at the part 2 minutes in. It was the best.
And it's full. No more new threads, please.
>>679744902
It'll only get shittier.
>>679743797
Good read. Want pics of Marissa.
>>679767936
Old copypasta joke is old
>>679744206
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>679768444
checked
>>679754385
holy fucking shit this one got me good I woke my roomies
>>679769172
Holy shit, don't rattle your keyboard too hard or you'll spill your Mountain Dew. Go back to /pol/.
>>679769138
Damnit gonna take the bait, you're fuckin retarted that just happened like 20 minutes ago. Fuckin troll faggot
>This fuckin guy.
>>679766515
wow. thats extremely [spoiler]hilarious[spoiler]
>>679766799
Why are you forcing my hand? Why are you making me ask the fucking question?
Source?
>>679743797
Anon who wrote this take note. This should be a movie.
>>679766515
It was a rifle i think
>>679770465
Chloe Lamb.
You're welcome.
>>679772619
At least I will get a good fap out of this miserable thread. Thank you.
Fucking Image limit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fU8QQxV1Tw
>>679742681
Good try :^)
Anyone got the thread of the guy putting a fleshlight in a blender?
