Waifu claiming thread
almost forgot edition
Rules:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>splash at ease
>one claim per anon
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>naps are ok if you want to I guess
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Dio claimed
>>679723003
claimed
Claiming for Kazuki and Syndra
>>679722765
That's her sister.
>>679722867
Rude...
>>679722619
Impressive feat.
Do you still have yours?
I bet you 10 anime bucks you don't.
Claimed
Karen claimed
>Favourite Fruit ?
Tenryuu claimed
Kuuderest kuudere claimed.
>>679722626
Aha I feel you. I actually dont have any preconception with Brazillians although I know average age to lose virginity there is low etc
Also carnaval.
>>679722732
Thats real dedication man, you truly deserve to be the only Dio fag.
>>679722783
kek
i havent had my pizza yet ;(((((
Fuck the rules.
>Kurumi is claimed
So why is the knight the best in Dark Souls?
>>679722571
Don't worry, I'll follow you wherever you go...
<3
>>679722913
I don't know does it?
>>679723162
spaghetti,
>honeycrisp apples
>>679723236
Wew
Based Dio
>>679723193
>Also Carnaval.
lol. Losing my shit now
Anyways. It depends. What is a low age for you ?
>>679723212
Wtf didnt you have pizza yesterday or something?
>>679723136
You should use that money to buy new panties for yourself, to compensate the ones i just stole.
>ITT
>not liking 3D anime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ39ObL9a9U
>>679723336
S A L T Y
A
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T
Y
Question of the thread:
What's your view on lolis? Not some adult looking like an 8 year old. I'm talking about kids, grade schoolers
>>679723436
I have leftovers
>>679723339
You'll never truly be alone. I'm always with you in spirit.
>>679723236
I can't tell wether a pussy is being eaten or if is a leg is being licked
>>679723162
watermelon
>>679723548
they are mini adults, and they act really strange...
I just want to get home and post memes
What's your favorite pop song?
>>679723496
COMMON
O
R
E
>>679723418
Im not a 100% sure if this is the case but last time I heard average age in Brazil was 14. Thats disturbingly low (as an average) for me.
>>679723571
Oh nice, what kind of pizza was it?
Random question: Have you ever tried leftover pizza sandwich?
>i did
>>679723684
too many to choose from, so ill just post this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCuMWrfXG4E
>>679723684
>pop music
>>679723548
I don't understand how you can be sexually attracted to a prepubescent girl/boy. Their sexy stuff isn't even there yet. Like 13 y/os? Helll yeah (no ban pls) But I think being attracted to kids is unnatural.
>>679723684
https://youtu.be/xo1VInw-SKc
>>679723684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-UCiGe1btI
>>679723548
Not hurting anyone, so I'm not bothered.
>>679723684
Darude Sandstorm
>>679723162
Plums.
>>679723548
Not okay.
>>679723684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F57P9C4SAW4
>>679723548
I'll admit I'm full on lolicon. Have been for as long as I can remember. Minimal attraction to actual kids, though. Not my thing. Just drawn/animated.
>>679723162
Tomato
>>679723437
>implying I don't like RWBY
also kek
>>679723656
>Waterme-loan
>>679723684
https://youtu.be/ViftZTfRSt8
>>679723236
He's just snorting a line of joke from her thigh or something.. perfectly ordinary.
>>679723281
>MP40
You deserve a StG44. <3
>I'll follow you wherever you go...
And I want nothing more than have you with me...
>>679723684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914
>>679723548
I've made my point, but
Absolutely disgusting
>>679723656
Nigga squad unite.
>>679723732
but y
>>679723578
The feeling is mutual. May we ride eternal, shiny and chrome.
>>679723548
You mean animes or real life ?
'Cause I have to Tell ya, here we have some grade schoolers who are better than some older girls
>>679723744
Well...... Depends. Someplaces are like that but most are 16~18
>>679723162
Cherries.
>>679723896
I respect your opinion and admire your for admiting it. Your threads are amazing shitpost magnets.
>>679723948
Can you sprinkle me a bit with your love ray? just a bit.
Miho claimed
>>679723336
tats <3
thread is kill
>>679723656
Niggers
>>679724025
Witness!
>>679723162
banana, has potassium and all that
>>679723548
it's weird, but as long as you only like it 2D, that's cool
>>679723684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlot0i3Zykw
>>679723953
Oh my god yes. Fucking tits.
>>679723436
This wans't your wisest move, because you can keep them.
I won't be needing them. :^)
>>679723934
Do you know Sakurasou No Pet Na Kanojo . ?
>>679723684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9-9ZahBR_4
>>679724151
>phone didn't refresh
>why
>>679723953
You mah nigga.
HOL UP
Wew.
>>679724226
vinesauce!!! my human of same color!!!!
>>679723744
It's bacon and pepperoni
No I haven't had leftover pizza sandwich
>>679723934
>>679724025
>>679724165
SQUUUUUUUUUUAD UH OH HERE COME THAT BULLSHIT BEAT A NIGGA ASS TIL THE DJ STOP THE MUSIC
>>679724318
SO U TELLIN ME
>>679723948
>snorting a line of joke
>mfw
>>679724100
Aight 16-18 isn't so disturbing. And how is sexual education there? Im legit interested, since I know education overall is terrible I want to know if people know they shouldnt do it unprotected etc.
>>679723948
>And I want nothing more than have you with me
Sorry to break the moment, but I gotta bounce.
I'll be back, I promise.
>with bigger "toys", I hope
>>679724400
TF2 naow
>>679724025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybGOT4d2Hs8
>>679724148
<3
>>679724408
WE WUZ
>>679724218
as a general rule, I never heard of something I can't vaguely pronounce
>>679724400
I GOCHU FAM I FINNA CALL THA REAL OG'S
>>679723896
*insert snarky comment here*
>>679724100
Irl
>shinoa bro
>>679723896
Very interesting.
Go on...
>>679724132
It's hard to do without Yuu.
I love Yuu.
See, doesn't work right. :^)
You can have a heart, though. <3
Or a hug?
>>679724419
I totally missed that typo...
>>679724484
You know I'll be here for you.
Hopefully in a timely fashion.
Take care down there, as usual. <3
Sleep well and sweet dreams.
>>679724674
Oh...
>>679724214
Thats a low blow and I will have my revenge for it. I will take ALL your clothes for me and you can either stay naked or come and get them.
I'm currently working on something special
>>679724400
<
>>679724636
hello lurker
>>679724419
Nope. Just a few private school have. I had (but it's not like I really use it. I had only a few girlfriend. That's sad. ;-;) but 99% don't have it
>>679724562
Isn't hard. At least for me. 'Cause pronunciation of Japanese isn't that different from Portuguese
>>679724562
>>679724636
<3
>>679724901
>>679724785
SQUAD GOING UP!
>>679724823
',:)
>>679724872
Oohhhhh
>>679724901
Hahaha holy fuck.
>>679724823
>>679724674
yeah what
>>679724505
10/10 would suffer again.
>>679724901
I'm looking for things to talk about, but I have nothing.
>>679724785
M Y N I G G A
>>679723548
A guy at work has a 15 year old girlfriend
>he's in his late 20's
I don't particularly like lolis if you can't tell by pic related
not since after I met Chris Hansen
>>679724693
My flash drive full of loli porn is still somewhere at my parents' house.
>just go ahead and kill me now
going back to lurker mode
>kagami
>>679724396
Dang thats one of my higher rated pizzas sitting next to bolognese and chicken.
Anyway pizza is always good, even when its bad.
>>679724724
We have an expression here, "stop beating on the oldman". Please stop with those puns and give me hearts, hugs, kisses... Give me what I missed for too long.
>I totally missed that typo...
I actually thought that was an intentional pun.
>>679725188
You've done fucked up now
>Yui
>>679725169
WHAT IS GOING ON
>>679723896
With ya
>>67972518
On my world this isn't THAT wierd tho
>>679725188
Hug me. I'm with ya
>>679725263
I thought so too until I had some pizza that my german relatives ordered while I was over there. Should have had a label saying not intended for human consumption.
>for you
>>679724982
When I said all I meant ALL.
>>679725023
Personally I feel like its not that important to have it, kids will act immature towards the topic in a class, its the parents who should talk about that.
>>679725091
>
>>679725439
I have no idea...
>help
>>679725169
Well. What about the thing that I'm an expert ? BRAZIL
>>679723003
This thread is so full of stupid fuckin gay ass niggers who will never get laid by anything over a 3. The levels of pathetic are off the charts. DURR HURR MAH 2D WAIFU, you seriously all need to print out your waffus and pin them to your chest you fucking kill yourselves so you can go to the afterlife knowing everyone knows how sad and pathetic you are.
>>679725188
why would you keep it there?!
>>679725105
I don't know how, but I feel like it's meme rap time up in this bitch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW9H1b7zXUY
>>679725609
Go away evil dogger.
>>679725169
still sick?
>>679725105
<
>>679725188
>mom and dad get a divorce
>ask mom why
>"don't ask anon, you don't want to know what that sick fuck did"
>>679725508
Renge ur such a qt <3
How could it be that bad? Do you remember any of the ingredients?
>>679725609
ancient meme
>>679725188
>aren't girls with flat chests just kids?
>>679725609
>implying there's an afterlife
>>679723003
My waifu is I'm physical form
http://1312484.igenapps.com/go-figure#0
>>679724982
>tfw I don't have a completely naked one
>or one showing anything major, for that matter
Teruzuki help me!
>>679725263
It's kinda hard. I think you should remember what I said about my mistakes and that I would not allow Yuu to get hurt.
>Hamakaze claimed
Still playing ds3, still lurking
>>679725567
Kinda it is. 'Cause sex is a taboo at least here. So people don't talk about it. And the sexual diseases are more common that it should be here.
And porr families are more likely to have 7 kids and such. 'Cause fuck the logic.
>>679725609
uhm, thanks for the advice?
>>679725597
I know literally nothing about Brazil other than where it is and the National language.
>>679725732
I don't think so...
>>679725939
Yo
>again
>>679725999
Yo
>nice trips
What do you guys think? Made it myself
>>679725637
U no it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zwv2_GkXJCU&ab_channel=ChinktheChonk
>>679726131
Hell yeah nigga squad
Did bully anon left?
>>679725788
>implying that's not exactly what I like
>>679725759
Mainly plastic, I think
>>679725614
Because I started it while living there and forgot to take it and now I don't know where it is
We're talking a number of gigabytes
>>679725468
*hug*
>>679725999
So let's change it. What ya wanna know ?
>>679725788
>aren't girls with flat chests just kids?
You jealous of hour DFC?
>>679725864
You prefer hurting me? Hopefully he is not retarded like me and can already do this without putting feelings into it. I can live with you RPing with him like that but putting me this much bellow him still hurts.
>>679726131
Nigga, das amezin.
>>679726139
I unronically listen to this, regularly. I'm serious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_V_2BFWahc
>>679726131
my nigga
>>679726230
Nope ur still an fagget
>>679726486
if you want a bikini, you're doing it incredibly wrong
filth
>>679726081
Thanks man.
>>679726131
nigger/10
>>679726397
Everything.
>>679723003
i used to cum inside my waifu
she'd push my load out her axe-wound and make music with the queefs
u ever heard cum queefs make sick beats bruh?
this was her favorite song to queef to me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
>>679726609
Holy fuck
>>679726542
Tits do an nigger. And how
>>679725942
>Kinda it is. 'Cause sex is a taboo at least here.
What? I thought everyone was a "labrego" about it there.
>And the sexual diseases are more common that it should be here.
Whelp, sexual diseases should be non-existant, but yea thats bad.
>And porr families are more likely to have 7 kids and such. 'Cause fuck the logic.
Africa logic, their natality rate is crazy high there. Maybe its because you fuck more when you dont have money to spend on time burners.
>>679726271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKSGHvDpE1U
i'll leave this thread with this advice in song formhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WC5FdFlUcl0
>>679726658
Teach me the truth to your sexiness Dio-sama.
>ecological homura
>>679726486
no, not at all
>>679726868
nice song
gunna just assume it's suicide related
>>679726646
>ur still an fagget
Definitely not that guy.
>>679726271
you should get your porn out of there asap, just in case. I dunno how much they know about computers, but still, having it there is risky
>>679726646
why so rude man? what did he ever do to you?
>>679725188
Well then..
>>679725580
<3
>>679726131
Welcome to the mind of a maniac street nigga
>>679726933
Uncomparable charisma.
>>679726997
nah man. it's telling you to do what you do, and everything will follow, don't be afraid to confide in someone
>>679726788
>do an nigger
U is steppings in muh domain now nigga. You should knows that here we is like the jungle homs. We hustlin' dat gud shit my nigga.
>>679726486
I cannot undo anything that happened and some things I don't want to change in retrospective.
The least damaging way will be to keep doing what I do now. It's also what I want and comfortable to me.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NkKOeeYko7w
>>679727148
oh that's very different then i thought.
>link is broken
>assumed it was random cancer
>>679726723
You improved.
>>679727059
My dad's a software engineer
>I'm fucked
>renge
>>679727352
sorry https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WC5FdFlUcl0
>>679727427
Poor Renge ;(
>>679726935
I had to watch the beach episodes a couple times to understand everything, there was so much plot progression and details to observe.
>>679727113
Alright, i get that, but how do I obtain it?
>>679727255
>attempts to do the most logical thing even when feelings are coming back, or perhaps I will think of something...
>>679727427
Welp, see you on the other side
>>679727427
Rip
>>679727071
Such a qt <3
>>679727547
>
and just talk like everyone's inferior to you while still treating them somewhat nicely
it's pretty simple actuallly
>>679727187
Love, Tomoko
>>679727427
>My dad's a software engineer
go there, save it somewhere or send it to yourself and delete it after! asap man!
I would not want to see you having to greentext the story of how your parents found your loli porn collection
It's 4:30 I'll go catch some Zs, be back in 5 minutes.
>>679726718
Come on. Don't fuck me. Say something to me start
>>679726803
Aye we are like Africa. Aye!!. No wait....
Serj has some pretty alright music
>>679727656
Love you Galky ~<3
>>679727714
Ten outta Ten
>>679727427
burn it
>>679727547
Beach episodes are always the hardest to understand
>>679727679
>mfw Dio is weaker than the other rangers, but treats us as inferiors
Night everyone. I really need to sleep after that test
>>679727763
Goodnight beautiful
See you soon
>>679728036
Goodnight beautiful
Hello guys, I had a good game of DnD today, and then a kinda busy day at work
>>679727776
What is the heat/humidity like there?
>In comparison to Texas
>>679727929
I love you too!
>don't have a nickname yet because I'm not creative
>>679728036
Goodnight.
Sleep well.
>>679728147
You'll come up with one
