Fashion style judge thread, harsh edition.
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Fashion style judge thread, harsh edition.
>>679723083
-273.15/10
>>679722412
You seem like the sorta cool sorta douchey kid in highschool who was in guitar class. I would rob you on the street for the 27$ and tool tickets you keep in your wallet
>>679724079
Lol'd
>>679722412
Wait what are those jackets called?
>>679724831
fagjacks
>>679722412
>carries pick
>doesn't carry guitar
How's playing Wonderwall at parties treating you?
>>679722412
You're probably one of those generic young adult models for Marshalls.
>>679725039
Middle aged failure/10
>>679724930
Fuck you faggot
>>679725039
You're either a European or from an English speaking country and have a terrible sense of style. those shoes are fucking embarrassing dude. You could pull some mediocre girl maybe a 6 at best at a bar but only if she was drunk. Those are the type of shoes moms buy their kids when they're at Ross shopping for cheap ties for her husband
>>679722412
I only go out when I have my figures
http://1312484.igenapps.com/go-figure#0
>>679725384
I don't have to pull girls at a bar 'cause I have a wife. Also I don't have to follow any trends of fads to feel cool and/or rad like you kids.
>>679725718
Fucking destroyed God damn
>>679725718
Well actually I respect that. Sorry for the hostility of my prior post. I can't wait until I'm at the age where I have a wife and steady job. Only thing you gotta worry about is your wife who now that she's married can officially let herself go and get chunky. While you on the other hand slowly become more ugly due to your wife trying to fatten you up so that you become less attractive to other females. Best of luck sir hope this doesn't apply to you in anyway.
ps why are you on 4chan you creep
>>679725832
Most likely you are a wannabe hipster who loves vaping. You probably have blonde hair and were a semi popular kid in highschool but didn't hang out with the actual popular crowd because you love playing PS3 and Xbox on the weekends
>>679724831
I'd like to know too.
>>679726076
I never tried to look attractive. I have great personality that is adored by many. Also I don't mind if my wife gets fat for she has plenty decent looking female friends and we are all in swinging.
Even though how I present myself in outerworld I've fetishes I could not speak with others face to face and that's why I visit this place.
>>679724831
Carhartt jackets. Popular for actual blue collar workers and wannabe country kids who live on the fringe of rural communities. Also with crack dealers who needed to be warm on the cold streets during nights in any eastern/Midwest city
>>679726695
What's with the cloth
>>679726775
Respect once again for the honesty. I'm assuming it's like shemale shit or childporn. Hope life goes well for you man hope too that your wife doesn't catch you
>>679726695
Either a Canadian or Brit. Nobody rocks those shoes and that jacket is fucking bland as shit something a European would wear. I'm not talking stylish wannabe American hypebeast European I'm talking Eastern Europe
>>679726833
Anon wipes his dick with it after he's done raping fashion.
>>679722412
i used to cum inside of a "fashionista"
she'd push my load out her axe-wound and make music with the queefs
u ever heard cum queefs make sick beats bruh?
this was her favorite song to queef to me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
>>679726998
CP, hentai, pones
IRL it's exhibitionism and voyeurism on 12+ girls.
Also I'm racist AF against niggers, sandniggers, mudniggers and gypsies. Hate fags, female rights fighters and other PC SJWs.
That came from multiple first hand exps.
If you're 25 and under and If you're not wearing polo, lrg, diamond, crooks and castles, flannel with or without a logo, north face, Nike and only Nike then you my friend are out of style. I'm missing more stuff but just generalizing
>>679727706
>>679727706
Hm dude you might be an average nice dude who makes decent small talk and probably knows his way around a computer but God only knows how you got married. She must not find out about those fettishes. Hate is a strong word
>>679727210
i live in russia and I wear that jacket cuz its fucking cold in here
>>679728150
Howd you learn English. Ok I won't judge the jacket now it actually makes sense to wear it. Nice shoes for a Russian btw must Eastern Europeans wear unheard of brands or fake knockoff shoes or Pumas lol
I am too lazy to edit a picture so I'll say it
Jacket:black jacket
Shirt:sometimes none mostly plain black or red and white shirts
Pants:black jeans or elastic pants
Accessories:roughly 10 foot long semi rusted chain on the arm
Red jean vest (optional)
Chain necklace
Lighter
Knife
>>679728236
Definitely a hipster or just a common white boy douche bAg. Respect the shoes tho everyone should own a pair of subtle non skater vans. The fuck is up with that jacket tho.. You're either a wanna be Charlie day or just a frequent modest mouse or black keys listener
>>679727870
I'm in my 30s
>polo
have few of them
>lrg, crooks
have no idea what are those
>diamond
don't wear any trinkets
>castle
what?
>flannel
didn't wear that since 90s
>north face
have one jacket that I wear everytime it's 5 - 15 °C outside (like 8 months a year)
>nike
have one t-shirt
Tell me about my style.
>>679728405
>10 foot long chain
Nigga wtf
>>679728405
Don't even need to see it all and already know you liked to smoke cigarettes before school and didn't want your mom to find out but she did your laundry one day and scolded you and you cussed her out and disregarded the fact she just cares about your well being cause she's your mom
>>679728682
I said roughly
Which can mean I'm off by around 2 feet or more
>>679728585
Diamond supply co. Crooks and castles. You probably have good style and think I'm a douche for only naming name brand stuff. Understandable and you're obviously not a neck beard because you didn't freak out and cuss me out. +1respect
>>679728542
What I really like about my jacket is that it's water repellant so I pretty much only wear it in fall or winter. In spring I mostly wear pic related though mine is a bit darker. In summer I go without a jacket for obvious reasons.
>>679728585
You seem like a cool guy to have a beer with at the bar when my wife/gf gets in a fight with me so I go to the bar to get out of the house
>>679728124
Yes, I'm an average guy, one in the million and I'm a programmer. Usualy shy around new or unknown people but love talking with friends in groups smaller to 10 heads.
Met my wife when she was 16, I was 20 and we married 10 years later. I was her first and only, her father died when she was 3 and her mother never met another man so she had no one to compare me to.
Hate is a strong word indeed but let me tell you I know what hate is.
>>679728793
I just use the lighter to burn leaves and other stuff
Plus the new house has a lot of blackouts
It's easier to carry than a flashlight
Also me and my mom had a great relationship growing up
>>679729192
That jacket you just posted looks like something a middle eastern person would wear in America with tons of Armani cologne on. Just get a north face or helly Hansen jacket
>>679728405
>>679728972
>2 feet
That's still fucking 8 - 12 feet. Like what the fuck?
Also what the fuck are elastic pants. Are you wearing yoga pants bro?
>>679729418
You're An adult and burn leaves. You're a closet serial killer or fucked up human being. Don't get me wrong I'm only 22 and love to burn shit but I don't carry a lighter just to burn shit for no reason at random.
>>679729418
>carrying a lighter around to see is easier than using a flashlight
No it isn't you fucking idiot. A flashlight is tons better. Are you just a tiny baby boy with small hands?
>>679729485
Like basketball shorts but pants size
I probably should have mentioned that it is only ten feet or less
>>679729610
He's one of those losers who likes to pretend he's somehow cool for burning stuff. Some people just never grow out of their tryhard stage
>>679729368
Damn way to spill the beans. I bet your wife is super sensitive and has terribly low self esteem. Very understandable I suppose. Do me a favor explain to me why I shouldn't think you're a douche bag creepo for liking MLP and cp
>>679722412
this with levi's 511 slim fit and high street chucks
>>679729898
That sweater is homo as fuck
>>679728405
Also forgot to mention in my previous paragraph that you're a fucking dim wit if you think carrying a lighter is easier than a flash light. For fucks sake don't say u use it for light because it's easier just admit that you're a kid who likes to rebel and smoke cigs behind a dumpster and talk about conformists
Def not preppy white kid
>>679729697
So that solves the pants problem. Still a little confused though. You mean like track pants?
Also unless your shaq or taller 5+ feet is ridiculously long for a chain. 3 feet is like the max I could ever see anybody wearing.
Do you have a pic of said chain BTW?
>>679730167
Either in college still or graduate because your shorts don't have cargo pockets. Respect. As long as that shirt isn't Abercrombie hollister or American eagle then you are good to go
>>679730167
Entitled special snowflake status.
>>679729843
She's a little sensitive (she's a female after all) but her self esteem's great as one of the most valuated teacher at her tech uni.
Maybe you shouldn't think of me as a douche bag creepo because I never spam /b/ with neither MLP nor CP.
>>679730167
Also don't wear a white button down man the fuck is up with that you look so plain and basic white guyish
>>679730071
nah, you gotta wait for it to get worn out, kinda ratty like. it has potential, but it needs to be worn in
>>679730189
I'll do you one better and take one with timestamp
>>679730595
I shouldn't be judging you in the first place honestly but why the fuck does that spark your excitement that weird shit? Like how often do you beat off im gonna guess and say at least 4 times a week which is a fair amount for a married man
>>679726815
Thank you sir
>>679724964
>playing wonderwall with a pick and no guitar
I'm impressed
>>679730708
fucking koreans dress in an updated form of 80s fashion. that said, it's not too shabby
>>679731328
wheres the template for this, gf, i wanna build my style!
>>679728236
>>679722412
>Dunlop picks
>not brain picks
this is how I know you don't play/care about playing guitar.
>>679730817
In average it could be around that number but sometimes when wife's at business trip or something like that I fap about 3 times a night and next day I'm late for work.
That's exactly the weird part of it get turns me on. Something you'll never have but you keep teasing yourself by thinking about it. Imagination is my best source of pleasure.
>>679731328
For sure a basic white kid who acts sorta hard but loves edm music. Probably think Eminem is the best rapper of all time. Loves wiz Khalifa and generic radio rap
>>679731328
>marlboro
>gmc
shit american taste.
>>679731328
Why do people include cigarettes... Also why include your shit tier GMC key?
>>679731754
>Why do people include cigarettes
Beacuase they are smokers perhaps?
>>679731699
Americans are by far the best dressed ppl of the world. A lot are shitty but then again I'm generalizing of course. We set the fashion trends the rest of the world follows 7 years later
do your worst
>>679731684
Actually mexican. Edm and eminem are both eh, wiz sucks.
>>679731699
Meh.
>>679731754
Other smokers to show who smokes what.
I bought the car with money i made when i was 17. Still use it to this day.
>>679731975
lol bro you're either a goth emo or nazi sympathizer. The school shooter starter pack right there. I mean come on what the fuck are those doc martins lol nice skinny jeans too faggit
>>679731872
I smoke and I wouldn't include it because I'm not 18 and under and think it's cool...
>>679731912
Wasn't talking about the dress style. But the taste in cars and cancer sticks.
>>679732335
Then we can find common ground because I Agree American cars suck
>>679730189
Lets go
>>679732300
I drink Gatorade sometimes. Should I list my favorite flavor so we can all discuss that blue is God tier?
>>679731912
>marlboros and gmcs are things you dress with
read the post next time kiddo
>>679732586
Yea, just start shit tier taste thread and you should be set.
>>679732525
After measuring it was actually about a seven footer
>>679732576
Dude you're trolling us obviously either you're the weakest white boy ever or you're just too retarded to know that all those stripes look stupid as shit. would for sure bet my money that the Armani wallet you got was a Christmas gift by your parents. And those sunglasses too.. Don't even get me started it looks like you're the type of white kid to buy weed for way more than it's worth. "Oh 30$ a gram thats chill bro thanks"
>>679731459
just download one and paint the pictures over
>>679724079
>>679724964
>>679731563
I play bass
>>679732525
Can't really tell but looks around 4 feet or a little more. How would you wear that? Like a wallet chain?
>>679732781
those are car keys and cigarettes
>>679731563
I have used them from the beginning and I won't stop because every other pick I tried, even those handmade pieces of trash that cost you 50$ each just feel like shit to me.
>>679732335
>because I'm not 18 and under and think it's cool
Your comment shows you are 18 and under because you thing it's a big deal to tell others people care cigarettes with them because they smoke.
>>679733127
Wrist chain
It's taller than me for certain
>>679728978
Holy Christ, if you consider diamond and crooks (literally shit tier clothing) good, I feel bad for you. Honestly, have you ever been to a big city or do you just sit in a sub-rural farmhouse vaping with your equally depressing friends? Have you only ever shopped in strip malls or have you been to an actual dept store like Bergdorf, Harrods or Saks?
Get cultured, fag.
>>679733393
Lol I'm from downtown Baltimore we would rob you if you wore shit like that like you claim to do. Get the fuck outta here with that basic overpriced shit unless it's Burberry or Ralph shit. You're the type of guy to lie and say you're from the city when you're actually from the suburbs lol
>>679733048
>bass with a pick
should have just said you played guitar
>>679733258
Someone needs to go back to English class. Also, the way you got all defensive just proves my point.
>>679733393
Also forgot to mention that diamond is over worn by kids now almost out of style. So I'll give you that one
>>679732910
What's worse is that it's Armani Jeans, literally trailer trash chic compared to the main lines.
>>679733393
you sound like a huge douchebag, fagboy. How does your boyfriends cum taste?
>>679733321
>wrist chains
Are you in prison?
>>679734033
I think it's one of these chains filthy niggers use to beat humans.
>>679733679
Lol you need to steal to get nice clothes, typical degenerate.
Burberry is over-priced across the board, and it looks like you already got cucked into believing anything besides Black or Purple label Ralph is nice.
Spoiler: you still have shit taste.
I don't roll the bottom of my pants btw.
oh /b/ is different these days. these days faggots open up threads and talk about how pretty their dresses are and how out of style their skirts and scarves are.
what a bunch of pussified, feminine, metrosexual bitch boys. you want my fashion statement? shitty, fucked up blue jean and an old ass shirt, some cheap ass tennis shoes.
what a bunch of pansy little girls ITT holy fuck you must all love dick deep inside your assholes
>>679722412
>>679734508
the "I drive a ford F150 in the city and cut people off" starter pack
>>679734676
how was watching star wars for the first time in december?
>>679733717
How else do you play punk? I'll finger for other stuff put certain songs sound good with pick, mainly pick + fuzz pedal.
>>679734725
LMFAO. I don't drive a truck but lmao. Nice man.
>>679734508
Nice. That hobo chic. But again with they and the change. Unless that is literally change you got from begging.
Those shoes though.
>>679734242
Nah we Rob bitches like you for the come up so we don't have to spend our work money on drinks for bitches at the bar. Nah even basic Ralph is nice. I would bet you the clothes you mentioned compose of about 30% at most of ur closet. You're the type of guy that talks shit and never goes to the gym or pulls pussy on a semiregular basis. Not gonna lie like I get ass every day but because then you would know I'm a liar. You're the type of dude who has to tell a girl how much you're clothes cost so that she might think you have remotely even a little style despite the blandness of your clothes.
>>679734816
I'm not him but I'm glad that wasn't the first star wars I've ever seen, I'd hate the entire fucking franchise
>>679734864
Thats all I can find that was not a Nike in size 14.
>>679725039
Say we not gon talk about that phone?
>>679734033
I usually wear it underneath my jacket
It means a lot to me because I first got it from my grandma's house and practiced on the trees since I was 9 I hit my self a few times at first
Also everyone saying I'm an adult I'm only 17 barely 17
I usually go on this site for a few laughs
I look 15 though
>>679734840
>bass player
>asking how else to play besides pick
you really suck dude lol. I started out on base and used a pick, switched to finger picking and it's much, much easier, you get so much more range out of finger picking, you know you can actually slap and pluck the strings right?
>>679734816
I don't know how was it?
>>679735338
Yells at minorities/10
>>679734939
Wow, you really are desperately sad and pathetic to go to middle school-level insults. Matches your middle school education and taste.
>>679735514
Pewdiepie/10
>>679735459
I haven't seen it.
>>679734939
>not gonna lie like I get ass every day but because then you would know I'm a liar.
>>679735484
Nah I go to George mason univ. I'm an it major. Anyone over 25 whose on 4chan is a fucking loser like yourself lol
>>679735481
not enough denim
>>679735481
kek
>>679735338
cool shirt. your country will need your help soon
>>679735601
My bad forgot to delete the word but. Lol funny gif tho you caught me slippin.
>>679735301
I didn't say I don't finger. When I need to I will but the tones I want to achieve usually sound best with pick. That's just my opinion though so whatever.
>>679732576
Colourful thongs/10
>>679732910
bit off bought the wallet myself and i pay roughly $20 for 3grams and stripes are the shit
>>679733850
The one I have is actually giorgio armani that one was just the closest looking one i could find in the first 5 images on google
>>679736018
You're buying mids bro which further implies your whiteness.All those clashing colors makes you look like a fucking Turk. Also I'm assuming you have semi long hair like a mop type justin beiber circa 2010 haircut
>>679735481
> No denim socks
Poser
>>679732525
Judging by your hands you were a fat fuck who never grew out of being a fat fuck loser.
wow @ people trying so hard to be fancy, you're clueless.
>>679735481
justin timberlake in 2001/10
>>679736626
are you the yellow power ranger?
>>679736626
I get that reference
>>679736626
Tits or GTFO
>>679736626
>fancy
>clueless
nice reference
>>679737048
are you retarded
>>679736626
Nice one
>>679737054
>posting Iggy
Yuck
>>679735662
Stop posting, you're not in a cringe thread, you don't have to keep embarrassing yourself.
>>679734816
the hell is a star war
>>679737164
sorry
>>679737426
Why the fuck do you have a calculator watch? Honestly how many times a day do you use it?
>people posting weapons
>>679737630
actually daily
>>679737753
That's pretty damn autistic. If I saw you I'd laugh in your face.
>>679727870
>North face
Basic bitch uniform
>Flannel
In 2011 maybe.
>Nike
LOLNO TRY AIRJORDAN, even then wearing sneakers 24/7 is for faggots.
>Crooks and castles
Looks ugly, cheap and tacky
>LRG
>All these t-shirts
If you're a sk8er faggot or hoodfag then maybe.
>Polo
Not even once.
You're out of style m80, and a disgrace since some of that shit is eurofag attire.
>>679737825
ill have yuo know i got 50$ dollors bakc in change one day, fagot
>>679736306
Yeah but thats all i can get and it gets me high enough so eh. Incase you were to retarded to realised i dont have those exact clothes its a rough fucking guide and irl i would wear shit that went together a bit better than that
>>679737758
>Prius key
>>679737758
Why are you here. Your class is too damn high
>>679733048
I use the same picks for my bass. Do you play P-Bass?
>>679738138
but...you have a smart phone, literal computer in your pocket
>>679731975
nazi, basically taxi driver incarnate.
You're probably a nice guy, although id never willingly approach you
>>679738138
>needing a calculator for $50
>>679738612
Ugly ass shoes and shirt
>>679738414
not a nazi. I listen to punk, and work as a bike courier.
>>679735481
Hey denim Dan, what's with the canadian tuxedo?
>>679738408
but yuo see, i have a calul8er on my watch and not on my phone
>>679738430
>not having $50
>>679738612
You're probably as generic and basic as they come but you think you're glasses and nearly completely grey outfit make u look 'indie'
some faggot factory is pumping out these clones
>>679738693
as long as you dont live in boxcars and preach the extremist feminazi agenda like all the punks in my city do, id say your style is pretty solid
>>679739057
when will this trend fucking D I E
>>679738150
>Fastest img close to what I have
>>679738226
No, this place is fun/funny. Barely costs $250 for everything minus accessories. You/anyone are worth however much you value yourself.
>>679738810
Lol everyone's got $50 bro. Idk what your trying to imply.
$50 is big enough to be easily noticeable and small enough to the point that you should never have to use a calculator.
Fucking autist.
>>679739072
nah, I agree with equality when it comes from feminism, not the supremacy stance that has been going around. let's just all drink and be merry, in my opinion.
>>679739420
lmao richfag how much do u make a year
>>679739682
Never said I was rich. But, I'm a welder and make a little over 100k
>>679722412
What the fuck kind of shorts should dudes wear that aren't shit tier basketball or cargo shorts?
me
>>679740151
name one song that isnt stairway to heaven
>>679735338
kanker homo
>>679740088
respect
Roast me boys
>>679739863
fuck off
>>679741438
Gay/10
Only ever seen girls with that egg stuff.
ayyy
>>679741665
It's lipbalm lol
>>679741528
>>679742199
I know what it is. I've still only ever seen girls use that specific kind though.
>>679742464
wait, you're the famed Butthurt Man? EVERYONE LOOK, ITS HIM! IT'S REALLY HIM
fite me
>>679722412
no template?
>>679734676
You're what I call a cringey faggot
>>679722412
>>679743196
>>679735338
You are the edgy emo kids who smokes cigarettes after school in front of the McDonalds
>>679740355
I've got ~75% of their discography on my ipod, but I'm pretty much a casual when it comes to specific bands. I listen more to genres and time periods than anything else, build playlists off of vibes and listen to them on repeat till I don't feel it anymore.
