Waifu claiming thread
Bikini edition
Rules:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>keep tissues around
>one claim per anon
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>naps are ok if you want to I guess
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Dio claimed
Akiko claim
Thanks for having us Dio-sama
>>679713972
>insert vague summary of my day
lewd you say?
>>679714193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBZs_Py-1_0
>>679714151
Not bad
Claimed
>Bikini edition
:/
>>679714151
I uh..not sure how to fell about this
Anyway, anyone else enjoying Dark Souls 3?
claim
>>679714217
How come you always have the first post?
Hm
>>679713846
oh yeah, beyblade. dubbed as in dubbed in arabic.
And every fucking dub always has an egyptian accent. I hate egyptians with a passion and their stupid fucking accent.
Nice part about it though is that most of the character names get changed to arabic ones. For some reason one of them had my name and it was the best feeling ever. I've only ever met two people with my name my entire life and never seen it on tv ever.
>>679713875
woo!
>>679714151
HOOOLY SHITE.... noice waifu?
Miho claimed
Obligatory claim.
Tenryuu claimed
And fully there now
Let's try this again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KugffIsAx1A
wow, another one?
>>679714294
IM GONNA BREAK MYYYYYYyyyYYYYYY
Fuck dude where did you find my phone?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ppiohVRZ0s&ab_channel=GarbageVEVO
>>679713903
>>679713936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czWU34gfg40
>>679714125
I-I'll try.
>on top
>>679713972
Because you can see the outline of 1 nipple?
I'm not saying it's not lewd but it's not quite 2.
>>679714047
No damage is a promise, but I can't guarantee for the safety of your clothes...
>claiming yume
So I will announce the winner of the title
>best waifu legs
thanks for showing me your waifu legs you can keep showing that to me
>>679714443
>off by one
>>679714454
Hey you guys
>>679714527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5UOC0C0x8Q&spfreload=1
>Hamakaze claimed
I'm not going to lie, the rp thing that Yuu and Hatsuzuki are doing making me a tad bit uncomfortable.
vlad claim
>>679714151
2 sexy 5 me
>>679714369
Its just how it is
>>679714381
>>679714434
>>679714436
>>679714443
>>679714453
>>679714517
>>679714617
>>679714453
>apparently the guy who made the video is in prison now for child porn
>>679714527
That's just a rip off of the Violent Femmes. Bad Tats. No. You hear me? No.
>>679714361
I wish
>>679714369
Because of his loyalty to me
>>679714527
>Im in your hands then <3
>>679714564
>clothes
Who needs em' where we're going?
>>679714666
Oi Vlad, wanna make love to another powerful, delicious, and horny man?
>>679714660
Miho and Tats are doing something pretty similar.
>>679714729
Sounds like Renge
>>679714660
Fuck.
Okay, I'll stop.
>>679714564
Perhaps its some sort of Hatsuzuki factor.
>>679714650
AND I FEEEEEEEEEEEEEL IIIIIIT
SOWHEREYAGOINFORTOMOIREHE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m0bI82Rz_k&ab_channel=AtlanticRecords
Fuck you dude stop
>>679714748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15eu7ar5EKM
>>679714845
Claimed
>>679714073
>She doesn't come by too often.
Well that's good, i can have Sanya all to myself then.
And im not worried about someone who doesn't approve that i claim my waifu, so i should be okay.
>>679714925
Oh Yui
>>679714710
Hello
>>679714710
>happy hands
Heyo Yuuko.
>>679714666
And Satanic trips to start it off!
![[anon intensifies].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xSbJD2G.jpg "[anon intensifies].jpg")
>>679714660
Telegram is such a nice application for this
>>679714453
>THE CAT
>THE FUCKING CAT
>>679714944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xxgRUyzgs0
pretty nice song, its easy to play, but fun, ill raise you with the only black music i liked from the 90's
>>679714976
>>679715019
Ya got me
HOL UP
>>679714666
vlad and hitler = satan?
spooky
>>679714710
that pic is cute, you are cute
>>679714825
Apparently not Shimakaze :^)
But we won't let her one-up us.
>>679715170
I'm out
>>679715051
Hey there Miho, do you know when to film is coming out?
>>679715079
>Telegram is such a nice application for this
To get away from me?
I know, I'm terrible.
Suicide stream when?
>>679715267
aww, c'mon
>>679715079
And my mandate has new directives.
>>679715199
SO U TELLIN ME
>>679713846
I've been around but thanks any way
>>679713972
Good. You?
>>679714752
>tfw I must become more loyal to Dio-sama
>>679714660
In general or because we involve you?
Both is an acceptable answer.
>>679714931
whelp <3
>>679714650
>>679714748
The 14year old girls are probably the worst I have ever happened to come across that is not so bad it's good.
>>679714759
Oh, you are going to heaven now.
>sits on top
>kisses
>>679715338
Tell me who you are and I will fuck you up with Lenny Kravitz. (not really black, but close enough.)
>>679715079
Downloading it now
>>679715175
>>679715079
Hmmm... if only...
>>679715376
No, I don't record any of the surveys.
Sorry, I've been busy lately. Can't remember if I've asked this one yet. What's your biggest phobia?
>>679715516
ill post one of my favorite mid 80's songs then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6pT_BDpnog my first name is aaron
>>679714759
>>679714527
Pic
>>679714660
Same. Like to use pic when something like this occurs
>>679715394
WE WUZ
>>679715388
What would those be?
>>679715062
no longer swarmed with a billion replies?
You're losing your edge m8.
The American way
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZDmqKighMH
>>679715388
>42
The answer to everything.
>>679715547
I'm back.
>>679714583
>inb4 Syndra
>>679714925
kek
>>679715649
Hate the 80's
>>679715772
I feel like you only did this for the picture
>>679715532
The last thing we're intending is to drive you from the thread.
>>679714939
Just don't post Homura lewds if at all possible. :^)
>>679715641
Boring answer: Failure
Less boring answer: Elevators
>>679715302
Hello. Im not seeing it anywhere your better off asking in a /ak/ thread in /a/.
>>679715806
It better be
>>679715810
man c'mon. here's another one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJoZe5vkxws you can't hate billy joel
mashiro claimed
>>679715957
Pixies or riot
>>679715870
I post that picture like every time I go for a run.
>>679715810
what if i told you my waifu's name has the same last (or first in japan) as shinoa's
>>679715641
Erotophobia
Genophobia
Gynophobia
Jk, Selachophobia
>>679715702
>implying that's a bad thing
I don't mind just talking to you, no worries. My hands lost their edge a long time ago...
>>679715880
As if.
>>679715965
Welcome to the thread
How has your evening been?
>>679715641
why not? it would be cool to look back on these
I don't think I'm afraid of anything that isn't normal but if I had to pick it would be extended torture.
>>679716120
Then I'd have no fucking idea what you're talking about.
>>679716067
that only makes matters worse
>>679715957
let's go back to the 70's then, one of my favorite decades for music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhH3mRkKDX8
>>679716050
How 'bout this?
>>679715434
I guess you could call it a forbidden love... <3
>>679716161
>My hands lost their edge a long time ago...
Guess you cut your fingernails
You're right though that shit got ridiculous
>>679716267
alright, my waifu's first name has an m and an i next to each other in her first name
going back to 90's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc5iTNVEOAg
>>679715641
Athazagoraphobia
>>679716277
How?
>>679715901
Knowing Yume, probably
>>679716225
>not having a "make America great again" hat
>>679716297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWYVGiPEEpc&ab_channel=KoolMix32
Doolittle still best album.
>>679716297
>forgot link
Mobile is shitty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrL2KDStCrM
>>679715501
>slides hand under dress garbing your soft bare butt and letting my fingers explore your soft curves
>then kisses you softy
OK after thinking about that long and hard (like 2 min of coin flippin) I now will announce the winner of the title
>best waifu legs
first off thanks for all the legs you can keep showing them to me i always crave for legs
So without letting you wait here we go to the top 3 waifu legs!
3rd Shiki
2nd Kurumi
1st Rory
remember this was so hard that i needed to coin flip to decide who wins because those 3 are all the same quality legs for me
So from now Rory is awarded with the title of
>best waifu legs
with that being stated i will go to bed because i am fuckin tired
have a good night/nice day
>>679715075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tboJROTG6ac
>>679716471
Who are you again?
>>679716452
God fuck that song for ripping off The Ramones. Still NOstalgia, but fuck those one hit steling niggers
>>679716593
Well this is disapointing
>>679716474
>feet with stockings on
>>679716532
10/10
>>679716658
>
>>679716548
STOP ROLE PLAYING YOU FAGGOTS
>>679716405
>cut your fingernails
I should get my hair cut.
What you up to, man?
>>679716706
do you know who i am? my parents listened to this song always
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx2nVyn_Vcw
>>679715641
Fear of heights yet I enjoy roller coasters and rock climbing
>>679716471
because then it would mean everytime you ever took a run, your only purpose was to use the picture
>>679716474
eh?
>>679716755
we all love them
>>679716163
I kinda want to see something showing off her flat.
>the one she lives in, of course :^)
>>679716354
Nothing is going to stop me...
>>679716593
I refuse your results, Tsuzu deserves rank 1 easily.
>>679716755
Easy one
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NdOYAyc3A3
>>679716161
Not everyone knows about your legacy, Hand buddy.
Lots of new faces.
>>679716593
Not even third? MODS
>>679716658
Best big sis of the thread
>>679716593
Goodnight beautiful
>>679716848
Dame i need a hair cut too.
Just in too many conversations at once.
>>679716854
Fuck I love that song so much it hurts. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWS IT GONNA BEEE
Max feels
And no I don't no
>>679716922
gonna go to 80's for my favorite pop funk band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e80tihaeMqQ
and my bass idol
Why are people still thinking that a Mac is still good for something else than writing some documents on them?
>muh 1500$ low-end PC
>muh retina display
>muh nearly virus free stuff
>muh apple
>muh status
>>679716912
Don't ever do that again
>>679716593
THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!
DID YOU EVEN REVIEW ALL OF THE SUBMISSIONS, OR DID YOU DO THIS WITH YOUR EYES SHUT?
I DEMAND A RECOUNT!
>>679716860
Not really.
>>679717061
<3
>>679716955
It's pretty sad.
>>679717071
i crew for a certain aircraft in the military, that should give it away immediately
>>679716755
I raise
>feet with high stockings on and a miniskirt
>>679717082
Nope. Chili Pepper's=garbage always were always will be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEVQuM-jo1M&ab_channel=gkm29
>>679716501
No.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yun1IlBnDmY
>>679716548
Hmm, it seems we may need to save it for some other time for now.
>>679716813
>>679716914
HEY YOUUU SEEE MEEE
PICTURES CRAZY
ALL THE WORLD I SEE BEFORE ME PASSING BY-AY-AY
you are giving me fuzzy feelings
>>679717213
forgot song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3Epx9z1dpU
>>679717178
Pauling's legs have nothing special about them. You'll have to accept it.
>>679716593
You're the judge.
Rory it is
>>679717270
So frustrating, having to be apart.
>>679716225
I've thought about it but I can't decide if that's creepy or not
I'd have to basically organize and file data on each poster in /waifu/
>>679717247
nah man. they're great, anthony kiedes isn't the best singer, but he fits with the band, and music is subjective anyways
>>679717062
Right? Hair's all over the place.
Oh, hope it's not getting to you.
>>679717103
Imovie isn't bad, can't say it's worth a kidney though.
>>679715641
Either Claustrophobia or Acrophobia probably..
Claimed.
Are you happy with a brief sight of the bedroom in the flat?
>>679717123
ffs Dio, let me not exalt you for one day ok?
>>679716799
I'll love them for you!
>>679716906
<3
>>679716912
It's fairly accurate as is, although you would be competition for them.
>your legs > mine
Except metrically.
It's a little ironic most artists don't manage to capture the awesomeness of Homuras legs from the show.
>>679716906
>>679717465
i swear i put the link there...
>>679717284
do you know this song ',:^)
See:>>679715707
>>679717270
ok......
>>679716813
nigger
>>679717247
let us go to my favorite drummer and also another idol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c52g8k7hFcI
>>679717270
You're insane. Also yes Mudhoney
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nGsT_qFMBs&ab_channel=SubPop
>>679717213
Fuck. I have a horrible memory.
>>679716912
Tsuzu owns the title
>best tights in sights
thats a whole different one then
>best waifu legs
i may create more in the near future but i am not in the mood right now
>>679717007
i am sorry for you but the pics you showed me just where to thin legs they need to be a bit thicker to be perfect
>>679717178
Its my title i created it and I decide who gets it there will be a new contest maybe with a real poll later but not today
>>679717376
thanks atleast one who understands i will try to make a more open contest in the future for other titles but not now
>>679717391
Hello there musical
>>679717223
ain't no feet there son
>>679717376
lewd? possibly?
>>679715641
Trypanophobia
Fuck needles
I'd rahter get chased by a guy with a chainsaw than a guy with a injection needle
>>679717376
I'm guessing you the pain all too well.
>>679715641
100% necrophobia ans clausterphobia.
>>679717394
Well imo He ruins the band. Fuck his lyrics.
>>679717376
sup Izuru?
>>679717663
You fockin' wot m8?
>>679717602
hmmm, you talked to him this morning about it, if that doesn't then i dunno
>>679717414
Basically all Mac-fags that i know are like "Eww, you use a PC with Windows. You ugly sub-human".....and then most of them playing XBox with which OS? Right: Windows.
>Anyways, how's your day?
>>679717694
>fuck needles
Are you me?
>>679717333
Trips of harsh truth
>>679717223
>>679717663
>>679717761
>>679717747
true, i would listen to rhcp instrumentals all the way, but it's a little hollow without lyrics...and fuck josh kilnghoffer, frusciante is best guitarist
>>679717695
>know the pain
If think I'm finally feeling it.
>>679715079
Alright, I downloaded it. How do I use it?
>>679717479
Protect them from Yui.
>>679717913
What's your username?
>>679717465
That actually does the trick.
sigh
>>679717479
I won't bite too hard. <3
>>679717912
>feeling the pain
Here you go.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OQZmrdwK7YM
>>679717761
>
I'll deck ya in tha gabba, I swear on me mum
>>679717912
Sigh... Here we go again.
>>679717773
No way. I didn't talk to anyone this morning I don't think.
>>679717822
No, for real I'm absolutely mortified
I even have 2 needle stories if you're interested
>>679717663
Just a little lewd. Just a bit.
>>679717695
A bit, yes.
>>679717913
>Alright, I downloaded it
That was fast:...Ok, at first you need a username (one name where people can find you) and a "name" (just take your waifu's name)
For further informations, search and write to @Tenryuu
>>679718134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiaF4kuxJco
are you twigswonderland on steam?
also objectively good prog band
>>679717206
<3
>>679717433
Hello
>>679718088
>>679718134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQZmrdwK7YM&ab_channel=shaxan I'm pissed I forgot link and I got Mugi'd
>>679718252
Well obviously. And yes who is thus
>>679718264
>I got Mugi'd
What is that supposed to mean? ',:^)
