Waifu claiming thread
emeraldo splashua edition
Rules:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>splash at ease
>one claim per anon
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>naps are ok if you want to I guess
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Dio claimed
Claimed
Tenryuu claimed
Kuuderest kuudere claimed.
>>679717518
Yea it sucks, just like a lot of kancolle fanart has oversexualized aspects.
>Your thighs > mine
We end up being equal and perfect for eachother.
>>679717646
Alrighty, but for me Tsuzu is gonna be best everything.
>not in the mood
Did you have too many legs? I thought your leg apetite had no limits.
>>679718055
Does it? I expected you wanted to see more, or even see it in person.
Hamakaze claimed
>>679718022
It made me use my phone number and now I'm starting to think I downloaded the wrong one...
Got Mugi'd.
>>679718379
Senpai pls
>>679717333
If we could break the 4th wall of this thread and speak outside of it's context I'd say that 90% of all anime girls are emaciated sticks with as many curves and womanly features as a plank. If you're into prepubescent boyish figures, I can see where you're coming from.
>IM MAD BRO
>FIGHT ME IRL
Obligatory claim.
>>679717789
Kek, Mac-fags are horrible. They just seem like technology hipsters.
>Day's going good, took a 3 day vacation out of town
>Had coffee yet?
Akiko claim
>>679718328
HAH! second
I'm gonna take a shower now, I'll be back in a few.
>>679717897
RHCP with the line up they had should have been way better than they ended up being.
Chad and Flea ended up carrying the band through whole tracks with their locked groove.
HOL UP
claiming best feet
Miho claimed
>>679717557
I don't know it but the part from 11 to 19 seconds sounds familiar, what is it?
>>679718246
>splash at ease
wut
EVERYONE POST STOCKINGED FEET NOW PLEASE, MY WAIFU IS TOO PURE FOR SUCH THINGS
>>679718357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwYX52BP2Sk another good song, though overplayed sometimes
my user name has a g in it
>>679718307
Congratulations in beating the claw
>>679718525
SHut the fuck up you salty bitch
>>679718022
I'll guard theme with my face!
I mean hands!
I mean... Life?
>>679718055
Just enough to leave a bite mark <3
>>679718464
Have this gift.
>>679718483
daaamn son!
>>679718488
Misclicled on a shitty pepe thread that had the word "waifu" in it>>679718209
>>679718706
fite me irl
>>679718626
Temper (literally my favorite song right now)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xOfdFSpiDw0
>>679718594
Best feet, best eyes, best hair...
>Homura
>>679718456
>>679718184
>>679717913
>>679718401
Woah now.
I'll get one set up in the near future.
How do I do that?
>>679718567
SO U TELLIN ME
>>679718596
Hey fuck you
News update. Apparently only one internet company still wants to do the data plan limit. But the other companies still observing how things are gonna work from now on.
Kinda tired 'cause I did the test. GIANT. Anyways how was your day ?
Night is falling over my home
The land of snow and sorrow, oh carry me away from the cold
And I fall asleep, I will dream the last dream.
>>679718657
You honor me, Lord Dio.
>>679718945
WE WUZ
>>679718483
Why do you think I have Dio?
Anyways bashing on anime waifus wont change Pauling's completely normal legs
>>679718921
Red ranger is second best ranger
>nobody beats Yellow ranger
>>679718631
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAvQSkK8Z8U also up there on my prog list, and a really good song
>>679718708
Ohh, what is it?
>>679718678
I speak the truth. Also recent material has the bass toned down.
>toned down
>bass
>RHCP
Why?
>>679718598
<3
>>679718403
it is but i am tired will go to bed in a few minutes
>claiming yume
CLAIMED!
What does it mean to get Mugi'd
>>679718246
Your forgot:
>no showers
>>679718403
>tfw psychological wafare
I don't really mind the sexual aspects of KanColle.
It's sort of the point turning ships into girls, although more clothing is often better than less.
>>679718706
>a bite mark
Just one? There's still plenty of room for me to bite.
>>679719015
I claimed first!
>>679719137
i also hate the fact that now that flea when too a school for music, his bass lines are less inventive now...
>>679719092
I feel unconfortable with the Yellow ranger in our team, power level difference is real.
>>679718992
mai plz
>>679719126
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>>679718992
that's rude man
>>679719092
>Picture
>>679719266
Probably incinerated.
>>679719137
Rain Dance Maggie PS fuck those guys
>>679719137
<3
>>679719266
is rekt
>>679719309
>>679719015
Wait so the Karen I've been talking to isn't the real one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSR6ZzjDZ94
this song brings back so many memories...
>>679718921
>this is safe.webm
In the sense that it is not guaranteed to result in death?
And no, not best hair, although her 'failed twintails' are okay.
>>679719309
Well I'm the original Brazilian Karen Claimer guy. I'm here for a longer time.
Anyways. I don't want to start a war. I just wanna update you guys about Brazil. 'Cause I want to
>>679719412
Well shit
>>679719505
>is rekt
>>679718992
>tfw
I just want to know what I did.
>>679719278
>There's still plenty of room for me to bite
Yes, please
>>679719513
I can prove that I'm the original one
>>679718932
Ok, step by step:
>Get Telegram (Browser, PC, Android, iOS, Xphone, doesn't matter as long as you have a phone number [Which isn't displayed])
>Config that stuff like any other messenger: Phone number for SMS registration code, Name (I'd stick with Atago) and Username (so someone can find you on Telegram) and a profile pic.
>if done, just write me a message, findable under @Tenryuu
Should work
>>679719363
Was expecting this tbh.
>>679719732
Does the original like SOAD?
>>679719592
kk I'll step down when you're here then
switching to backup waifu
>>679719513
I mean we're both real aren't we, just check the filenames for which one :D
>>679718932
Ah...
I was waiting for you to finally do it.
>>679719813
ur an faget
Well whatever.
Im gonna go take a nap for a few hours and hope that noone steals anything.
If anyone wants to do me a favor and post this >>679718328 somewere in the next ones ill be greatfull
>>679719863
Nope the original one only likes 3 or 4 SOAD songs
>>679719208
Do you really have to? I will miss you.
>>679719242
I didnt intend to, but hey there.
>>679719278
Oversexualization =/= Lack of clothing
Theres a lot of things you see in fanart that you will never see in official art, like the licking, the camel toes etc
>tfw psychological wafare
I already told you I cleared my mind, thats not what I intended to do. But at same time i love competition and this could be turned into one.
>>679719813
i could never
>>679719558
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uaEBvYJg1a
There you go <3
>>679719562
You sound a little jealous, i like that.
>>679720015
Ahhh ok.
So Muffet is the one that likes SOAD
Got it
>>679719783
My username is @hamakazechan
>>679720121
Too easy to make a comment here
>>679719783
I've heard you need to call them to make an account.
That's what made me nope the fuck outta there.
So that's not a part of it?
>>679719347
Dio is necessary, though we can never tell who is the real Dio
>>679719894
>backup waifu
you whore
vlad
>>679720121
>suggestive hands
>>679720120
Haha 10/10
So how are you love?
>>679719491
Phone at 18% time at 3:30. I'm still here, love <3
>>679720198
I'm lebo karen and he's brazil karen
>>679720248
ay man come on what can I do
>>679720248
Are you telling me there are other pretenders to Dio's heart?
>>679720123
that was beautiful, just like the studio...ill raise you with this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_4JwLiDIpU
>>679720121
Imma put
>implying
here because I don't feel like posting another picture right now
>Kurumi
>>679720244
i got telegram they just send you a code via text or call. if you do not have a phone that can recieve texts just use textnow.com
>>679720248
The other day I tried to talk with Dio about this ranger thing and he said we're no rangers, he is the ruler of time and we're his time sluts.
>>679719614
Yur a nig
Anyone who as been here for 3 weeks or so should remember this
>Karen
>>679720524
I said HOES to be exact
hands up, put the waifu's in the bag
this is a robbery
>>679720487
Korn has really gone down hill
>you know who it is
>>679720301
I'M DOING GREAT. NEVER BETTER!
YOU?
>>679719691
Better restrain you as well. I don't want my meal to struggle too hard.
Won't gorge myself too quickly..
>>679720017
I get it. It's cool. And you're right the clothing can be sexualized, as well, of course.
>>679720166
It's just wrong objectively.
>>679720248
>>679720393
If that was the case I will have you know theres at least another Kurumi anon. Its easy to distinguish who it is from the filenames tho.
>>679720705
i never really listened to korn too much, i didn't grow up with it lel
>>679720121
It's alright, my waifu is just a "personification" of an actual ship which sunk 74 years ago. This form is just choosed by the company to make this game more popular, getting more costumers and money and to bind up somthing like a relationship to those ships (because you can build up relations way better if the other side looks a bit more "human").
Taking the fact that my waifu is a "personification" of a ship, and that the original light cruiser Tenryuu which was launched in 1919 and served until 1942 (where she sank) in the IJN, i can say my waifu is somewhat real, look pretty good for being 97 years old and has a different, real physical appearance that the drawing you can see here,
>tl;dr: It's alright because she's already 97
>>679720393
typically there is
>>679720524
ehh pretty fair to be honest
>>679720737
filenames tell all
>tfw Dio Sama is best baker
Always providing these lovely waifus with great bread
>>679720640
>mhw I have no clue
>>679720678
I can't put my waifu in the bag if he's up in the air.
>>679720720
YEAH? THAT'S PRETTY GOOD TO HEAR. I'VE BEEN ENDURING THE STRUGGLE. TODAY IN PARTICULAR WAS ROUGH BUT I'M HOPING FOR THE BEST TOMORROW.
>>679720664
Why do you have to be so rude Dio-sama?
>>679720737
I told you to never do that again
anyways a second Dio anon would be ridiculus, I am clearly the most fit to represent the title of Dio anon
ITS SATURDAY NIGHT FOR ME
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>679720959
what's got you down???
Do you think anime and vidya character sit around claiming US as husbandos?
>>679720959
You listen to Godspeed You! Black Emperor any?
>>679720498
You only got Telegram because the founders are russian
>j/k, it's better than WhatsApp imo
>>679718246
i had a waifu for awhile
she'd come over every once in awhile while her kid was staying at college.
she'd get naked as soon as she came in, put on her favorite song and start fucking me while crying. she said the song reminded her of raising her child, and motherhood. she told me it reminded her of how much she missed her child. it made her and me cum buckets.
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
>>679720959
REALLY NOW!
WHAT GLORIOUS THING HAPPENED TODAY BEAUTIFUL?!
NOT ENOUGH SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS!?
>>679721027
We had that last night
>>679720984
Being nice would be showing weakness.
>>679721112
No
>>679721112
Would be cool. But I would ask Karen WTF is she doing
>>679721100
CHECKED. MY DISASSOCIATION CONDITION WAS WORSE THAN USUAL TODAY. I'VE BEEN REALLY OUT OF IT. HAD A LOT OF FUN ON VOCAROO WITH MUGI THOUGH. BUT NOW I FEEL REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE.
>>679721112
that's an interesting though
Would they want to claim us though? :(
>>679721361
WHY SO? MY MAIN MANG
>>679721361
Don't forget to stream it.
>>679721175
I don't know why i got it I am a very lonely person.
>>679721112
No.
Not me, at least.
>>679721361
eh i felt really uncomfortable yesterday, anyways, you shouldn't feel uncomfortable
Hasn't slowed down even a little huh?
>>679721167
NO THEY GIVE ME ANXIETY WITH THEIR LONG BUILDUPS AND INTENSE SOUND. LITERALLY HAD AN ANXIETY ATTACK HALFWAY THROUGH "LIST YOUR SKINNY DICK LIKE A DILDO TO MY ASS" WHICH REALLY SUCKS BECAUSE I REALLY APPRECIATE THEIR WORK.
>>679721651
also you should have disaccosiation disease, you knew who it was all along
>>679721627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkKXTnM_knQ
>>679721361
i'm sorry to hear that.
What do you wish to be connected to?
>mugi a good anon, very good boy
ok just to avoid this situation again, there's no other muffet posters, right?
>>679721570
Hey. Don't be so mean
>>679721809
shouldn't*
>>679721637
actually it did, if it didn't slow down we would be around 2 threads into the future
>>679720731
>Its just wrong objectively
If you're going to give a fact like that you gotta have to explain better, I really like her haircut specially in Human form.
>>679720891
>ehh pretty fair to be honest
Yea its a good sign that the character is appreciated etc
>filenames tell all >I watch for the plot
Plot was so intense the whole time they barely left room for fanservice amirite.
>>679721029
Are you the homo? Just confirming which Dio it is cuz I know one of them is.
oh dear god above what the hell is going on and what the hell is going on
>>679720731
That's kinda fucked up...
>>679721651
You should listen to All of a Sudden I Miss Everyone.
>>679721627
Hey Kagami
>>679721637
Does it ever?
>>679721950
I'm a genius
>what is going on and what is going on
>>679721096
Happy Bday o/
>>679721318
But being rude is a pretty negative trait, which is a weakness.
>but im a Kuudere anyway, i kind of understand you
>>679722075
heya, what kinda music do you like??
>>679721927
I'm straight, I like women's body
but Dio's the one who claimed my heart
To be honest I have a feeling that you just think there are 2 Dios but both of em are me, who knows
>>679722237
there are two dios!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcWKZTI9OC4
>>679722224
Kagami is back?
>>679721627
Kagami, welcome back
>>679722118
RIP Mugi's laptop.
>>679722224
Hello soft hair.
>>679722237
Likely, I didnt know there was two Dios but since someone said I went along.
>>679722224
Don't trust Kagami she is a wicked wicked devil
>>679721823
No and who?
>>679722372
We're not talking about that fucking loser Dio
>>679722376
>>679722385
i was here the whole time, even posting kek, just without pics
I am clean.
>>679722390
RIP my laptop
