Waifu claiming thread
MONKEY NANDAYO edition
Rules:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>you are nothing but a monkey
>one claim per anon
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>naps are ok if you want to I guess
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Dio claimed
As i said, shitty net
Damn Dio-sama is fast.
Claiming this anon
HOL UP
>>679706132
A P40 isn't all that bad, she never was a tsundere and Girls und Panzer's animation isn't shit.
>>679706359
Hey
NICK
I
C
K
back and claiming Lucy.
Sorry for no survey last thread, got distracted
>sorry yui-senpai
What's your pet peeve?
>>679706072
You never are; even after I've tied you up real good...
>>679706375
SO U TELLIN ME
Question of the thread: who's the cutest /waifu/ ship here?
Hehe
>>679706299
Wow she is barely my waifu but miia wins
Lets figth side by side
Miia 4 evar
>>679705793
STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP
>>679705788
CUBErt? you got the part from 30-40 perfect
>>679706122
>you are nothing but a monkey
wuh
Miho claimed
>>679706051
I would if it wasnt for taco bell
>>679706153
>>679706232
A need to breed
>>679706430
Hello there.
May I ask who you are or why do you hate me?
>>679706504
>Carrier-chan
>>679706051
Damn... I can have shifts up to 30h,but with 24 break
>>679706504
>
>>679706527
Nazi ship
>Heil
>waiting
>>679706504
Only true ship in the sea.
Can you guess THIS one? ',:^)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sg47WssGQe
Akiko claim
How is everyone doing tonight?
>>679706123
Of course I'm a fan, how can I not?
still waiting for season 2 of the anime, already read all the manga
I've had a semi-productive day but now it's time for me to sit back and hang with you games and play some vidya
Been getting rekt in Dying Light zambie mode
>>679706132
Be nicer to Anchovy or gtfo
>>679706498
WE WUZ
Claimed
>>679706640
Arachne we have a new enemy
>>679706504
<3
>>679706489
Being ignored really bothers me.
>>679706616
Because I can't have you.
>>679706640
Only you
>>679706536
Wow I just now realize how fast I was playing that
>>679706736
I am fine thx
>>679706840
Fuck off shit tier furfag meme
>>679706504
I think I'm a fair contender for cutest waifu
>>679706274
>>679706299
>>679706489
>>679706536
Hey guys, good to see you again
>>679706489
That feel when you scatch on the chalkboard and it stays there. Or when you have salt between your finger nails
Claimed
>>679706489
People who don't wash their hands
>>679706166
>>679706192
>>679706274
>>679706299
>>679706384
>>679706359
>>679706481
>>679706489
>>679706491
>>679706527
>>679706504
>>679706536
>>679706640
>>679706654
>>679706680
>>679706736
>>679706744
Welcomed back
be proud that Dio annon took the time to click on the mubers at the top right of your posts.
>>679706489
I don't think I have one.
>>679706504
If you mean which Kancolle waifu, then Graf.
>>679706736
Thanks anon.
>>679706783
>
>>679706814
>>679706489
my life
>>679706736
ayy akibro
>>679706680
Give me some time for this one, it's still soad right? It's super familiar but I can't remember atm
>>679706840
Fucking doggo
>>679706819
Love you Galky! <3
>>679706963
Buckle up, it probably won't stop anytime soon. It's been here for quite a while.
>>679706654
What are you waiting for?
>>679707049
I don't know why do I always say Welcomed instead of just welcome
>>679707049
Mubers?
>>679706879
why in the fuck did Eu put that furry in the group image, rofl
>>679707049
Thanks Dio anon
>>679707160
For someone?
Tenryuu claimed
And doing stuff in WT. So sorry for late replies.
>>679707049
Passed right over.....
>>679706680
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HQtbqr50nm
Mugi do you know where this is from?
>>679707213
nyuu?
>>679706879
top kek
>>679707228
what the fuck
>>679707049
Thank you dio for clicking me 2 times <3
>>679707131
Love you too!
<3
>>679707160
>>679707243
Correct.
>>679707049
Thanks Dio-sama!
>>679707069
I got you bro
>>679707096
Sup? How was today? I feel like I might've missed out
<3 Yuu
>>679707273
I was already clicking on the numbers before you arrived, next time be quicker about it and perharps you'll have the honor of having (you) in a welcome back post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFkcAH-m9W0
>>679707241
She didnt, its not the official one
You mean, did you want to claim Ruri, or you can't have me as an anon?
I'm right here if you need to talk.
>>679707351
I have a debilitating obsession with large breasts.
I envy every female I see.
Please help me.
>>679707298
MY NIGGA
>>679707096
>one of the most obscure SOAD songs
>"sounds familiar"
>tfw
>>679707049
>be proud that Dio annon took the time to click on the mubers at the top right of your posts.
You used so much effort on doing so.
>>679706122
>you are nothing but a monkey
Oi!
>>679707533
I posted before bunny anon
>>679707687
You need more.
>>679707391
You said dio.
>be proud that Dio annon took the time to click on the mubers at the top right of your posts
mubers
MUBERS
>>679707437
<3
Claim
>>679707835
Haha fuck meant "You said it dio"
>>679707273
Cheer up anon, have this.
>>679707687
Does this meet your quota?
>>679707687
Get fat, you'll have breasts yourself
I'm more into butts but my waifu has just enough of both
>>679707800
Then next time try not to be a trasparent failure that tries to hide itself from society
>>679707835
I was reacting to my own error, not questioning your reply, but don't worry, you've been forgiven for now.
>>679707437
Ooohhh! She clicked on me!
So it was ME you were waiting for, wasn't it?
>>679707687
Even me?
>>679708052
I forgot the picture
I think I'm doing things a bit 2 quick 2 fast
>>679707639
>>679707800
Bunnys where?
>>679707829
You totally ignored me ;-;
mai wiafu<
>>679707049
Thank you for clicking my mubers dio-sama!
>>679708125
Maybe it's the mubers
>>679708204
Fuck pic didnt work
>>679708164
hmm, I'm not sure about this one though, her hair is too-pink. Perhaps she's cleaned the blood of her enemies out of it.
>>679706840
I wonder if she has smelly dog breath and stinky dog fur.
>>679707268
Did not want to interupt my lurking, but are you talking about war thunder o.o?
>>679708323
Sorry Dio Sama. I get carried away sometime
>>679707835
>hugs
>>679708100
I was just answering your question.
I'll be waiting for a while, most likely.
>It's still great having you around, though
>>679707807
>>679708115
>>679708164
>>679708410
>2lewd4me
nice tits anons
>>679708410
naa, Lucy wins because she has a vagina. And not a cold-blooded cloaca.
>>679707969
>Get fat
We all know that they don't count if you're fat.
>>679708115
Slightly, yes.
>>679707807
Thank you for the inspiration.
>>679708474
Oh... I see...
You must say that to ALL the waifus...
The hell is everyone posting nudes for?
>>679707687
I can think of one way to help you.
It involves tying you blindfolded to your bed.
It solves the envy and the calling for help.
Then I'll be free to help you in other ways and you can enjoy your time being useful as usual.
>2spooky
>>679708551
Lewd you said?
Easy one
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tri672DnrA
>still awake
This is why we can't have nice things.
Fuck everything.
>>679708563
No she wins for the same reason
Cloaca the best
>>679708579
Good,then Syndra should be fine too
Just finished Rokka no Yuusha, god damn did not expect her to be the traitor.
>>679708716
Dunno
>>679707714
fuck I give up, missed half the thread again, what is it?
>>679707456
Not much happened, I told my sleepwalking story tho
>>679706879
I humbly request pic related be added to the group foto
>>679708779
Tell me about it
Just sit back and enjoy the chaos
>>679708792
Pic related. 'Nuff said.
>>679708825
Dam
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dKHF-5nPcOs
>>679708911
YOU SNEEKY DEVIL
>>679708924
>
>>679708579
Anytime, man.
>>679708675
But I like you being here...
>you make the best oc by far
>>679708551
>lewd
>implying
Anomaly out.
G'night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1AaKBbNGkk
>>679708881
Let me guess. you also said "It's not like I like it or anything, Hmmph, baka"
>>679708825
Well then, looks like I DID miss out on something good
>>679708911
Hey Syndranon, how's your head today?
>>679708792
A) Being cold blooded means she's as warm or cold as you want. On hot nights her body can keep you cool. On cold nights she's no colder than your bed was anyways. If she's too cold for you, give her a warm bath. She loves those.
B) Having a cloaca means all sex is buttsex.
C) Having a cloaca also means she shits from her pussy, so don't go down on her. Unless you're into that.
>>679708825
Sorry, friend, 23.jpg took the last spot for now.
>>679708779
>Hugs <3
>>679708982
>file name
>>679709126
Night anon.
>>679708958
Wut?A suffocating,long death wins if is this way
`Pic related
![[Hadena] Onii-chan Dakedo Ai Sae Areba Kankeinai yo ne! - 07 [1280x720] [65C6F1F1].mkv_snapshot_04.59_[2012.11.18_15.17.03].png](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1460/677/1460677687923.jpg "[Hadena] Onii-chan Dakedo Ai Sae Areba Kankeinai yo ne! - 07 [1280x720] [65C6F1F1].mkv snapshot 04.59 [2012.11.18 15.17.03]")
>>679709151
N-No I didn't...
>>679709192
> Having a cloaca means all sex is buttsex.
Damn, you do make a good point
>>679709214
If any space is made could the il Duce be added?
>>679708881
Imagine if it were underboobs!
>>679708779
>>679708911
This is more than anyone can bear, but we will persevere...
>>679708982
Awww, shucks.
>>679709192
Lucy - Vectors (extra hands are always good in bed
Cute Horns (that you just know she loves having them nibbled on/sucked)
Large Tits (nuff said)
Amazing ass.
Actual Vagina
Actual Anus
Tldr: snake girl a shit. Lucy best girl.
>>679708954
You tier 5 in any nations?
>>679709161
Just kill me
>>679708911
>>679708980
We shall build a wall and make Syndra shippers pay for it.
>>679709250
>snuggles close <3
>>679708967
damn ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I've heard it before though, can't remember where
>>679709214
curses
>>679709161
I had a dream where I machinegunned my parents then exploded on a wall
Meanwhile in real life I was yelling at my parents and running around their bedroom at like 5-6 AM. Didn't find out till mom told me what happened later as she was yelling at me. To this day she still believes I was faking it even though dad says eyes were closed. In a different incident I threw my grandma's tv on the ground and broke it.
>>679708724
That sounds... Like fun.
Would that involve our schedule?
>better yet, would it revolve around it?
>>679708982
>>679709296
>file name
Please...
>>679709192
Wow nice points,thx for the help
>>679709296
I'm flattered...
>qt
>>679709576
?
>>679709482
It's true.
>>679709535
>baby me <3
>>679709485
Tail(it do wonders)
Vagina is anus
Anus is vagina
Like my biologist friend said cold blood maintem the temperature of the ambient so warm sleep nigths
Nice tits aswell
>>679709507
So whatever is even wrong? Just caught something or migraines?
>>679709567
Damn, my sister talks in her sleep too. sometimes just gibberish but sometimes full fledged monologues. Some quotes are straight up terrifying. It's really hard to believe if you haven't seen it before
>>679709737
Why would you have a gif THIS specific?
>>679709651
I'm talking about the >>679709296
Filename.
You have things I don't.
>>679709664
>pats head
It's okay, you'll get trips one day.
>close hug
>>679710041
Hey there, Yuuko.
>>679710111
I'm sorry...
>I can't help it
>>679709485
Humans sucks by the way
>>679710081
Also, she has a neat little trick where she can turn into a defenceless submissive cute girl who's only response is "Nyuu?!" and therefore has no safety word. Rope bondage time me thinks.
>>679710111
Oh U-511 is jealous of my file name changing ability on the mobile, Galky
>>679710041
>>679710164
Hello you too, good to see you're still alive
>>679710280
>implying Lucy is human
>has a shit-tier snake waifu
pleb
![268e782048389226fc0e731d324e6b21[1].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1460/848/1460848697021.jpg "268e782048389226fc0e731d324e6b21[1]")
So when was it that these threads began turning into nothing but thinly disguised RP circlejerks?
>>679706489
>>679710041
Hi Yuuko anon
>>679710335
Why i want a submisive shit?Slap me harder senpai
>>679710105
kek your sister and I would have a blast. I once had a full 20 minute conversation with my grandmother before I woke up and wondered what I was doing standing in the doorway at 11 at night.
Does your sister do anything else? I never get to hear stories about stuff like this.
Oh also, one of my roommates told me I once said "don't kill me" for like ten minutes straight.
>>679710279
I know you can't.
I just need to stop being so jealous.
>>679710347
>Oh U-511 is jealous of my file name changing ability on the mobile, Galky
Riiight.
Totally what I was talking about.
>>679710504
>implying they were ever anything else
>>679710279
Hey there sexual bubblegum
>>679710366
Ah staying here for good i see. hello
>>679710506
HI!
>yuuko
>>679709576
The more revolves around it the more simple it becomes.
The goal is a PostIt not with 24/7 written on it.
- tsuzu
>>679710105
Just cought something
I have been down the whole week
{Syndra}
>>679709375
Secret
