Waifu claiming thread
time is not a real virtue edition
Rules:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>shaun filthy aztec gods of fitness
>one claim per anon
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>naps are NOT a good idea
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Dio claimed
>>679702148
back in normal clothes
>failure
Tenryuu claimed
Miho claimed
>>679701773
>continues head patting
I SET THE FRIED RICE ON FIRE AGAIN!!!!
>shaun filthy aztec gods of fitness
wut
>>679702292
Get rekt, Tits
Claim
So be it.
>claiming yume
This is the final call if you want to get the title
>best waifu legs
post them and you have a chance of getting this title awarded by me
>>679701985
Why should I cry?
>>679702189
Good, hope it comes out good.
>>679702352
GOD DAMN IT.
>>679702308
That's nice. It's a physical watercolor?
>Hamakaze claimed
Still lurking
claimed senpai
>>679702352
Neat.
>>679702384
I have been led on a ruse cruise.
>>679702263
>>679702068
>picture
Just for me!?
<3 <3 <3
sachi claim
Im gonna take a nap soon, so you still have a chanse
>>679702492
I hope we weren't too rough with you.
>>679702500
love that anime
>>679702292
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lnx29qt2PM
Here, a twofer for your ego.
>that was with an aucustic what the fuck
>>679702489
Welp, it's from Shirow Miwa, so.....
>>679702492
Could i get one of those buns?
You're much slower than Tats. And I come very close to Tats.
I look forward to this.
>>679702145
>>679702148
>>679702263
>>679702292
>>679702308
>>679702322
>>679702352
>>679702377
>>679702384
>>679702400
>>679702405
>>679702440
>>679702486
>>679702492
>>679702599
Welcome back
>>679702602
Pretty sure you just arrived
>>679702500
And to the VIP room with you
>>679702585
How mad were you?
>>679701405
Why has it just been okay?
>>679702486
Cause i stole your cake.
>>679702969
L85A1 had better grips.
>>679702599
That's not the only thing that's just for you.
>i-it's hard to not post anything lewd...
I blame the shitty net in my office
Hm
>>679702486
I'm sorry :(
>>679702509
:(
>>679702838
Thanks you dio sama
More SOAD just to spite you ',:^)
>>679703069
Fuck off
Claimed
>>679702090
>naps are NOT a good idea
What are you saying? Naps are really great!
>>679702322
Sigh.. You really don't want to change your ways do you..? Oh well, i can't force you to do something like that..
>>679702148
What's this picture all about? Is there a reason my waifu's in it?
>>679702838
nah I've been here since a few threads ago, mostly lurking though
>>679703106
Forgot the link
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lyZXY4VCg1
>>679702767
>Two Headed Boy
Jeff Magnum is awesome
>>679703106
>twf when you wanna punch Mugi in the taint but she lives 200 miles away
>>679702492
Sorry if I freaked you out...
>>679702969
Hello there, Galil AR.
I didn't think you'd be back.
>>679703032
>That's not the only thing that's just for you
Aww....
How nice <3
>>679703144
And the other one?...
>>679703121
Everyone always complains after naps
>>679703134
Is it time?
Obligatory claim.
>>679703111
Uh, okay.
>>679703139
>>679703106
Is it cuckcicity? Or hypnotize? Idunno
>>679703310
Hello hand-kun.
>>679702838
Thank you, Lord Dio.
>>679703121
Uhuhuhu~!
>>679702838
Thanks anon.
>>679702943
An Okay is great for me, most of my days are quite shitty.
>>679703023
Wait what, when?
>>679703084
You just need some practice, you will be able to do it one day.
>>679703069
Hi Ruri
>>679703269
Beats me.
>>679703069
Ruri-chan.
>>679703111
>ch/a/cked
>>679703215
You deserve nothing less. <3
>>679703111
Looks like someone is too scared to respond with their waifu picture.~
>>679703241
>>679703310
Hello hand guy
>inb 100 relyes
HOL UP
>>679703451
>An Okay is great for me, most of my days are quite shitt
Shame your days are usually like that
>>679703425
>I dunno
Mission accomplished :^)
It's called Peephole
I'm here enough
>>679703517
I realy need some sleep
>>679703483
Ye but I got trips so is fine
>>679703310
Hi hand anon
>>679703575
Mainly due to my co-workers.
>>679703121
>Pets fluffy tail
>>679703451
Last thread.
>>679703608
Where the fuck is the survey
>Yui
>>679703493
>>679703662
What's wrong with your co-workers?
>>679703304
its time
>>679703121
>What are you saying? Naps are really great!
finally someone who understands
>>679703134
Well welcomed back then
I would hug you but I'll only hug Dio
>>679703734
>>679703669
I'm going to sleep for real now.
>goodnight hug
I love you.<3
>>679703669
;-;
>>679703753
Most of them are all fucking lazy and piss me off.
>>679703734
I beg of you
>>679703310
I see you've came out of your lurk
>>679703307
That's an old meme, but it checks out.
>>679703476
I'm all yours... <3
>>679703863
What field do you work in?
>>679703849
Night anon.
>>679703872
You failed anon.
>>679703734
>not lewd
0/10
>>679703969
None, I do construction work.
I'm back.
>>679703849
Night my love <3
>>679703863
nom nom nom
>>679703461
What it's from the same album
I got some good ones for you
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FH5tu1kRyx
>>679703441
Hello lewd hand (Miho). Hope you're doing well.
>>679703517
Kek, what's sleep?
Hope you're doing well, friendo.
>>679703662
Hey man, how goes it.
>>679703913
>lurk
Nah, just left town for like 3 days to relax a bit. Nothing serious.
Hope everything is fine on your front.
>>679703617
Whatever you say.
>>679704098
Welcome back, buddy.
>>679703894
>>679704061
>>679703139
is it peephole? Fuck I missed out on half the thread finding the song
>>679704221
off by one with helium tits
>>679703849
Fuck. Goodnight saltqueen.
>>679703579
>>679704169
Mugi what is this you bitch
>>679704170
Nope.
>>679704169
EZ, Karma Police. I really need to get going though.
>tats
>>679704170
It's going okay, how about you?
>>679704221
Continue...
>>679703913
It's like a dream come true.
>>679704388
Son of a fuck.
>>679704221
:O
>>679703579
>>679703139
>>679704262
kek nvm
more soad songs pls, this is fun
>>679704170
>Hope everything is fine on your front
If only you knew how I took that and how much It hurts...
>>679704061
I know how you feel with lazy coworkers. My manager keeps bringing in his son to do work and he never does anything.
>>679704221
Hello bunnie,do you want to go eat?
>>679704262
I like your music taste pal
You're right
>>679704380
Idk
>>679703547
SO U TELLIN ME
>>679704170
I have no idea,i tink its a drink
Im doing alright, only thing shitty is that i got pulled in a +24h shift
>no idea if this is legal, but hey free cash
>>679704574
Interesting
>>679704550
you nigga's take a seat. Mai waifu will kill you all otherwise. Pic Related. It's her
>>679703304
>Everyone always complains after naps
Really? I haven't met a single person who'd complain about naps..
>>679703443
...Okay
>>679703669
What am i supposed to do? Purr or something?
>>679703781
Napbros!
>>679703241
Did you misquote my post or..?
>>679704602
WHAAAATTT MY QUEEN IS ALREADY CLAYMED?????? ;-;
>>679704571
WE WUZ
>>679704574
That's new I think...
>>679704170
Hey there Handman.
>>679704481
<3
>>679704541
>My manager keeps bringing in his son to do work and he never does anything.
What a lazy asshole, at least those cunts do some work.
>>679704574
This is good for my ''research''
>>679704730
Ha, lets see what she can do against the world greatest tank.
>>679704437
>It's like a dream come true
Almost...
>>679704741
porchmonkeys
>>679704733
Your tails just fluffy
>Hugs
>>679704909
kfc
>>679704523
He's right, though. Sure, your front isn't as big as the Eastern one, but neither is it a fucking mess.
And I love your front either way, just like your back, which I always like watching over...
I don't think hand-san intended any harm. You also have to take into account his waifu is the flattest.
>not even nipples
>>679704698
My queen need food,she likes some rabbit tonigth
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qC6fXHribf
>>679704698
Uuhhh kagami?!?
>>679704808
I need an adult ;_;
>>679704733
Atleast on the threads they do
>>679704952
Is it just me or are you getting slower every time?
>>679704823
B...but why would you want to hurt such a beautiful creature?...
>>679705018
What's wrong, is it the Bun?
>>679704552
soad best band. it's sad serj is too busy investing time in shit movies to come back and play some dank tunes.
new album when
make more vocaroos pls, you're awesome
>Karen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CwnpYKT_yo
>>679705087
>Atleast on the threads they do
Well that is something i couldn't know about since im quite new in here..
>>679705141
Mm hmm!
>>679704650
>>679704806
>>679704823
>>679704733
>Hi
>>679705011
>>679705220
Hi scout.
>>679704384
>pats
Still having money problems?
>>679704402
Glad to hear it, man. I've been alright, just been trying to relax.
>>679704523
>pats
I'm sorry, didn't mean anything by that. You okay?
>>679704638
People always talk about it but I've never cared for it myself.
>Contact the union or sue the company
>even more cash
>>679704808
How goes it, Galko?
>>679704996
>You also have to take into account his waifu is the flattest.
What's wrong with being flat palmed?
>>679705090
You did threaten everyone, so death to your waifu is my answer.
>P.s this tank would get rekt in less then a second.
>>679705254
This is really helping my ''research''
Hey guys, sorry to drop in late again
How is everyone tonight?
Akiko claim
>>679705254
>>679705090
though you wouldn't want to piss her off.. she's got somewhat of an explosive temper..
>>679705326
Yes.....
>>679704602
I will take your silence as a no
>>679704574
Damm rabits,they always run of me,my queen is hungry!!!;-;
>>679705254
Hello..?
>>679705233
In that case
Showers are also bad
>>679705326
I need to look this up...
The laws ofc
>>679705016
suite pee?
>>679702090
i had a waifu for awhile
she'd come over every once in awhile while her kid was staying at college.
she'd get naked as soon as she came in, put on her favorite song and start fucking me while crying. she said the song reminded her of raising her child, and motherhood. she told me it reminded her of how much she missed her child. it made her and me cum buckets.
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
>>679705478
Fuck forgot the amezing pic
>>679705322
Strange, this is the only picture where she doesn't look like a sex object who's only emotion is lust
I always perceived bun as some sort of strange human bunny who's only purpose in life was to show off her body, while keeping the same smile in every picture, the same smile that just seems to say "you'll never have any of that in your life"
>>679705326
Are you mocking her now?...
Thee's nothing wrong with it, just like there's nothing wrong with Yuu.
>sup
>>679705330
hmm, perhaps I should have thought before speaking.
Or I could let her speak for me, "Nyuu~~!" seems more appropriate than dick measuring infront of all these ladies..
I forgot all about the question of the thread! I'll do it in next thread
>>679705478
>i will take your silence as a no
sorry, i was doing something else
but yeah, you win
>>679705326
>I've been alright
That's great to hear.
>>679705630
>hmm, perhaps I should have thought before speaking.
You should, I learnt that the hard way.
>>679705586
You just noticed bunny anon?
>>679705330
>>679705342
>>679705478
>nope
>>679705483
>Hi
>>679705182
I've heard everyone else in the band is ready to make a new album but Serj is too busy fucking around with other shit :/
>you're awesome
My parents don't even say that ;(
Thank you!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s138d1b3HMo4
>>679702377
>not over-sexualised content
wut
>>679705519
Yee
>>679705497
Showers bad? I shower nearly every day..
>>679705322
Stop hidding yours ears from me,she likes more bunnies than humans,,,
>>679705577
Holy shit, I don't think we've met before but I fucking love MonMusu
10/10 waifu
How are you tonight?
>>679705770
Bunny anon speaks? what is this madness?
>>679705834
Just be carefull
>>679705246
It's ok, just ignore him.
>not like the bun tits can compare
>>679705326
I'm ok. My neighbors are being extremely loud, so that's kind of pissing me off.
>>679702090
Avatar fags
>>679705469
>hugs
I'm sorry to hear (read) that, you at least relaxing right now?
>>679705497
Cut them up.
>>679705601
N-no, just saying that there's nothing wrong with a flat chest (palm)......
>Not much, you?
>>679705959
Seems like they're always loud, they should just join ISIS and get it over with.
>>679705969
Yes.
>>679704996
>just like your back, which I always like watching over
I'm not useless!?
<3
>>679705326
>You okay?
Pats?
Yes, please
>>679705770
I don't know what to feel for this one really. Lewd yes but it's also has that "not you" kind of feel. Not cute either
>>679705929
Wow another fan?This is sure surprising
The manga made me a otaku
I am fine and you?
>>679705733
>>679705330
>>679704823
Your waifu is a shittily drawn tsundere whore that drives a crap tank in a shit anime. You sir, have no taste. Good day.
>>679705586
No one can name this song :^)
>>679706169
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ghiJZHhVw3
fug
>>679706153
I want to breed
>>679706169
Spongebob theme song? :^)
>>679706132
that was just harsh..
>>679706132
A P40 isn't all that bad, she never was a tsundere and Girls und Panzer's animation isn't shit..
