Waifu claiming thread
ged dem josturs edition
Rules:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>swear your loyalty to Dio
>one claim per anon
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>naps are NOT a good idea
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Dio claimed
>>679695510
Good to know.
>>679695584
Maybe you are just amazing at it then?
What's the weebest thing you have?
I got a 1/144 hg red astray gundam
Mugs
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HaC3fPpxAL
Lurks
>Hamakaze claimed
Playing dark souls 3 so lurk time
That guy from last thread counted to 82
That's dedication
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Claimed
A new enemy appears.
>>679695656
true, she is one of the cutest!!
Tenryuu claimed
>>679695340
I hope you don't mind your shirt coming off...
but we'll cover you.
>>679695584
kyaaa~
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Claimed Holo. I don't know why are there so many lewd pictures of her.
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>>679695457
no need for lewd legs all legs are good
>>679695584
hi there little prinz doing greast so far how about you?
>claiming yume
post your waifus legs and you can become the owner of the title
>best waifu legs
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I should have known that sleeping the whole week will end up on this.
Reclaim
>last call for hugs
>just joking these guys never end
>>679695786
Is being able to do lv 9 out of 10 good? It only took me three days to do
>>679695896
>infinite uncomfortably close hugs
These never end~
>>679695788
a computer, i've really thought about getting a kagami figure, i don't think ill get one though
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>>679695788
I have a few plastic figures.
Few as in a lot of them.
>>679695831
We'll take care of you...
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I have an unhealthy obsession with large breasts.
Please send help.
Inspired by last thread, I have a new question
Sum up the strangest dream you remember having in as few words as possible
>sky pirates vacuuming bronze blimps
>>679695795
Drain You
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ajZhUVNL3u
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>>679695788
No weeb items
>yet
>>679695951
leg once again
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>>679696000
it was worth for trips....lime blossom?
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>>679696002
D-don't make Yuu mad again.
Miho claimed
Damit i want some wendys.
>>679695951
here's legs again yume
>>679695840
He'll have to count up to 150 if he wants to have an affect.
>>679696096
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>>679695788
Mini replica of the swords from AoT, from Japan
>>679696102
>Me playing Dark Souls 3 on my phone
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sachi claim
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>>679695788
I actually don't have anything weeb related.
>>679695951
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>>679696002
I'd say so.
>>679695951
>>679696102
Blood from everything
>>679696162
Its late.
Pepermint
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>>679696249
<3
>>679695665
>>679695786
>>679695788
>>679695795
>>679695809
>>679695831
>>679695840
>>679695863
>>679695865
>>679695873
>>679695875
>>679695896
>>679695929
>>679695951
you guys should realy take the time to read the rules
>Dio
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>>679695951
I'm good! Hopefully it stays that way
>hugs
>here's her legs
>bikini Party?
>>679696228
Eh? I don't mean them in a lovey way! I just know you enjoy these hugs. I'm loyal to my Teto
>>679696332
Hm. To me they aren't hard :/
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>>679696096
Isn't this what we have Hamakaze for now?
She's not really in a position to disagree either..
>>679696102
navigating a dark compound with conexes inside
>kagami
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>>679696116
Oh fugg is on the tip of my tounge
>>679695788
No weeb stuff
Room was not built for storage space
>renge
>>679696102
De je vu only
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>>679696096
>
>>679696367
I already have.
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>>679696096
Will flat chests help?
>>679696102
>Benito tanks explosions Brits
>>679696243
Hi Miho.
>>679696385
Maybe you are just too gud.
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>>679696436
Looks cozy Renge
>>679696071
Alrighty
>>679696096
>
>>679696250
*click* noice
>>679695610
>loyalty already sworn
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>>679696354
Hello there qt <3
I couldn't sleep, so I decided to pop back in. How are you? <3
>>679696367
I already sold and sweared my soul to my coutry when i joined the Navy...and even before that i sweared my loyalty only to myself. You lost.
>>679696000
<3
>>679696367
Already did by posting in this legendary thread
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>>679696102
machinegunned my parents then got thrown into a wall and exploded
>>679696367
I'm gonna be honest I didn't really like all their albums
>>679696367
>swear your loyalty to Dio
We get it, you love your "Dio-sama" but Jesus Christ don't force us. It's quite annoying
>>679695788
A Nagato from KanColle plushie. Or my kill la kill shirt
>>679696524
Idk. I guess. I made the jubeat machine crash today though LOL
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>>679696102
>true love in HL2 deathmatch
>>679696250
You're too old for us Ten
>pedo
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>>679696692
top kek
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>>679696524
Hello again. Make me food.
>>679696605
Hi <3
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>>679696102
Last night I had a dream that I accidentally posted lewds in here and everyone got mad at me.
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>>679696435
:^)
>>679696385
I don't know how you're doing this and still keep your distance like that.
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>>679695610
Mexicants make me sick with their gross culture and failed country.
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>>679696697
That could be the reason.
>>679696367
I swore loyalty to Benito Mussolini, can't do that Anon.
>>679696865
Will this cake be good enough?
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>>679696933
i could see that happening lol, buti never get angry at anybody
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>>679696116
Mugi I'm gonna kill you what song is that? I can't remember the name.
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So... what if Dio is my husbando? Does it counts or what?
>>679697011
O.. Okay I'll stop then
>lets go
>>679697090
I wasn't even playing I clicked a song then this popped up
>pic
>>679697131
Kagamiiiiii~
>happy infinite hugs
>>679696933
And by everyone you mean me
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>>679697090
I want meat.
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>>679696933
Believable. Galky should not being that. Too pure for it
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HOL UP
>>679696250
>>679696471
>>679696575
That wasn't exactly what I expected, but I'm not complaining.
>>679696524
No, that'll just make me even more depressed.
>>679696413
Oh, Tsuzu <3
>>679696444
>"Deja vu"
This is my waifu... is a trap c:
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>>679697383
SO U TELLIN ME
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>>679697271
prinz eugen!!!! how did i not see you?! im sorry, how are you doing???
>tight hugs
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>>679697390
Thanks homie
>>679697471
WE WUZ
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>>679697228
Sad
or Sappy
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07lK5PN8DfN
Not a Nirvana song ;^)
>>679697271
>Japanese product broke
What is this madness?
>>679697309
I don't have any meat...
>>679697390
Sorry.
>>679697547
KANGZ
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>>679697599
Then go buy some!
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>>679697582
Oh you bitch that's right. I was thinking Sappy but you got all sneaky on me.
ELLEN BAKER CLAIMED. Y'ALL TOO LATE!
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>>679697431
Nothing wrong with that
>>679697511
That's okay! I'm doing well!
>kind hugs
>>679697599
Its only two songs in the game that break like that, which is wierd.
>tfw the song I picked ive been looking for forever
>>679696827
It was really fucked. The best part is I apparently sleepwalked into my parents rooms and started yelling at both of them. I don't remember any of it but that's what they told me I did. I woke up when my mom grabbed me by the neck and carried me downstairs and started yelling at how I'm crazy. I was just sitting there like what did I do. She still believes I was awake to this day even though dad says my eyelids were closed.
>>679697276
You were one of them.
>>679697131
I know, I could never see you being mad.
>>679697360
<3
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>>679697090
Oh oh I wanna help cook! Lemme make some fried rice :D
>>679697271
If you d-do it again there will be c-consequences..
>>679697390
I kinda want to bind her up...
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Im a trap lover... feel free to call me fagget
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>>679697948
fagget
>>679697839
Last time we tried fried rice it caught on fire
>>679697877
No no.. You don't want me to so I won't
>cries in corner
>>679697948
There really is no issue with that
>>679697582
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s07lK5PN8DfN
Fuck it's totally SOAD. I haven't listened to them in forever. My best guess is Attack but I know that's wrong. Is it the one where he's like "WE WILL FIGHT THE HEATHENS"? Maybe
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argatou~
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>>679698077
Yeah
It's called War?
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I know, i just think is funny to say it that way
>>679698163
HA GATCHA BETCH
I mean kinda
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These threads seem quite boring if you don't know anyone from here to be honest..
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FW4L here
>>679697812
jesus....sounds pretty violent, i took a guy to get his wisdom teeth taken out, while he was under, he was screaming at the top of his lungs and pushing the doc away, it was pretty funny to watch
>>679697777
nice quads!!! good to hear! got anything planned for sunday??
>>679697877
>I kinda want to bind her up
That's one way of showing your love...
>>679698066
>cries in corner
Don't
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>>679698274
I just randomly talk shit to random people every so often, it's nice
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>>679697691
B-but I am broke, I spent everything on a P-40
>>679697777
>Check em
Oh, is there a reason why they break when a specific song is chosen?
>>679697839
That would be perfect.
Hello, again
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Mugi
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06iAzpKewi3
Fucked it up a bit but you should no
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>>679698274
Just talk to people or ask a question to get something started.
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>>679698066
It's just about the way you're doing it b-baka.
>you also look a lot like my sister
>>679698358
I-I don't want to freak her out and make her call off our little arrangement, though... <3
>>679697582
>>679698077
Definitely soad. The part at the end is when serj screams WE WILL FIGHT THE HEATHENS WE WILL FIGHT THE HEATHENS
>>679698337
kek I sleepwalk and sleeptalk a lot. A few years ago I apparently ran into my grandmother's room and tossed her tv at the floor and woke up
>>679698473
Hi there anon.
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I'm gonna go do some stuff, I'll be back pretty soon.
Bye guys
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>>679698473
victory throught righteousness
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>>679698472
That is why you don't buy shit tanks.
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>>679698327
Cutest froggo inbound
>>679698274
It's about getting to know them. Tell me about yourself. What do you do, what do you like, what do you hate, anything.
>>679698719
bye
>>679698274
what threads do you usually post in?
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>>679698337
QUADS BOYS
>>679698472
Not that I know of. It's wierd
>>679698358
;-;
>>679698664
YOUR SISTER LOOKS LIKE PRINZ? HOOK ME UP BOY
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>>679697827
~<3
>>679698066
We'll that was last time!
>>679698472
See here seems fine with me making it! Practice makes perfect right?
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>>679698232
Easy one
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1T0LEvcfSJV
My phone buzzed during that kek
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>>679698719
Bye galko!
>shinoa bro
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>>679699099
>>679698493
You didn do dis
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>>679698493
Beeswax
"tits"
>>679698859
B-but the P40 isn't bad, it has a 75 mm L/34 gun.
>>679698988
>checked again
Well, they are bound to fix it one day.
>>679699025
Yes, practice makes perfect.
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Yasuho claimed
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>>679698988
Here you go.
- tsuzu
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>>679699099
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1T0LEvcfSJV
>Schoo
Bbbbbonus
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Jdd17nEVpB
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Back, Hearthstone crashed on me
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>>679699245
Ayyyy nice. Insecticide too.
>>679699261
Still not German engineering.
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>>679698675
reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jIYBatQyCM
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GG
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>>679699025
What if it happens again?
>>679699261
I'M SO LUCKY
They fixed it immediately. It's a small arcade
>>679699436
>tfw I thought you meant irl sister fuck me
It looks like I'm going back to the arcade lmao. I'll talk to you all later!
>hugs for all
>love you all <3
>>679698688
Hi. Nice dubs
>>679698830
You're certainly right there
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>>679698592
It seems like there's already a few people asking questions every thread.. But maybe some day when there's not so many questions in these threads i'll ask something.
>>679698913
I don't actually use /b/ that much, so i don't usually post in /b/'s threads. I use /tg/ quite much though.
>>679698381
Is that how people get to know each other here? It seems just that many people have these "best friends" in these threads or so on, so i hesitate on talking to random people.
>>679698664
>I-I don't want to freak her out and make her call off our little arrangement, though
I don't understand...
>>679698988
I SAID DON'T CRY
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>>679699888
GG, nice trips
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>>679699658
German engineering worst engineering, great Italian engineering best engineering.
>>679699780
Good for you.
>>679699815
How has your day been?
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>>679699780
See you later!
>>679699919
Not everybody enjoys this sort of thing..
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>>679699600
finished your quests?
I got to rank 13
220/500 for warlock, the ride never ends.
>>679699661
had a hearty chuckle
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>>679700038
>German engineering
>worst engineering
>great Italian engineering
>best engineering.
We saved your asses in North Africa
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>>679699534
Blandest
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jXuUALEECL
>>679700038
>tfw German
>tfw my first car was a FIAT
end me please
>>679699908
Well don't be a stranger.
>Head pats
>>679700194
Yep, quests are done.
I'm at Rank 15
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Oh shit nigga never mind, it's a fucking heated race over here.
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>>679700038
>Italian engineering best engineering.
I want whatever your smoking.
>>679699261
Alright gimme a moment
>>679699780
Gonna jinx me, prinz?
>>679700378
whyyyyy, you would've been better off witha peugeot, italian cars are inherently horrible lol
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>>679700275
It was great Benito Mussolini that did all the work, he personally gave Rommell adivce.
>>679700378
I don't see anything wrong with that.
>>679699738
Special tits guess:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kz40bp6Fq3
>>679700530
I am not smoking anything.
>>679700531
Alright.
>>679700560
It actually was a pretty decent car.
Especially if you consider it was older than me and I basically got it for free.
>>679700155
>Not everybody enjoys this sort of thing
I do! <3
>>679700378
>end me please
No!
I need you... <3
>>679699908
Well it's pretty easy for me since I got Dio Brando, no one can realy say anything about him without knowing they're lying. but it can't hurt to try making new friends by calling their waifus shitstains I suppose
>>679700038
It's been okay, thanks. Had work but ended up finishing an hour later than expected. How was your day?
>>679700388
what's your favourite class? You hyped for anything in the new xpac?
>>679700378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AJCdmW33fM
>>679700371
Fuck I'm way off my game today. I can't remember that one either:( 2obscure4me
>>679700562
Damn you, I have it at the tip of my tongue, I just can't remember the name.
>>679700708
Lier give me that shit.
>>679700998
Rogue or mage. Some really good cards, that 30/30 is crazy
>>679701103
I'll give you a hint: Gotta go fast
>>679701007
lol, king of the hill best show
>>679700838
I love you, too.
>>679701180
Mother fucker...
>>679700803
>Basically got it for free
>
>>679700907
>It's been okay
That is good to hear
>How was your day?
It has been going okay.
>>679701109
B-but I am telling the truth, I haven't smoked anything.
>>679701288
We must discover a way to produce a child...
Any ideas?
>>679701035
Verse Chorus Verse
Here's the solo of the song I want you to guess
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EhQgAhUOgb
>>679701362
Another one then: Burn
>>679701154
forbidden healing is giving me a light boner. same for rag
the 30/30 is pretty awesome. the best part is the cards that make it aren't complete shit so they're worth playing anyway
who's your favourite old god card so far?
>>679701525
Oh you nigger. I got one for you.
>>679701525
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EhQgAhUOgb
Too easy
>Francis Farmer Will Have her Revenge on Seattle.
One of my favs
>>679700387
Y-you're confusing me.. Are you using the "greentext/quote arrow" to imply actions? Aren't there easier ways to do that like with brackets or with something like that? [Like this for example]
>>679700892
Hmm, i guess it suits you to just talk to random people..
>but it can't hurt to try making new friends by calling their waifus shitstains I suppose
I don't think that's the way to get friends.. It's not like i would know that though.
Best man in the universe and no one can convince me otherwise.
>>679701583
What, out of the 4?
Got to be Yogg-Saron, fucking RNG to the max
