Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>one claim per anon
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>naps are NOT a good idea
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Kazuki Claimed
Dio-sama...
Miho claimed
>>679689909
>I want my own Yuu in KanColle
Just a friendly reminder if you treat her poorly your life expectancy shortens drastically...
Shiki claimed, how is everyone?
>>679690221
early bread is better than burnt bread
>>679689976
I was on like a school field trip or something and I saw a Van Gogh painting so I pointed at it and said who made it because I was that kind of kid, and my teacher yelled at me because my finger got really close to it. When I turned around a security guard had taken a couple of steps toward me.
>I probably exaggerated it a bit when I said almost kicked out
>>679690039
The Zoo's even worse, but the Reptile room there is really cool.
>>679690221
Hope you're all going to church tomorrow
100% claw edition
>sachi claim
>>679690221
Peridot Anon, back and playing Heart Gold again. Currently whooping Bugsy with my Pidgey and Quilava, poor guy doesn't stand a chance.
Too dead to think of survey questions
Someone else do my work for me
Thanks
>>679690681
forgot related pic
>>679690626
Haven't even listened to that yet.
Claimed.
Have to go now, gotta prepare for work. Later and have fun.
Cutest girl and sweet fat ass. Claimed and check em
>>679689751
I mean, it's more a matter of logistics... and politics. I just feel like this can be more, without compromising the rules or integrity.
>>679690690
but you do such a good job renge!
Joining anyway if it's early
Question of the thread: What's mammal would you be besides humans?
I'd be fucking antechinus
>>679690439
Fuck I thought you were Mugi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQBPgJQhQHc&ab_channel=allheretruth
>>679690690
Will do.
Survey time, what is your favourite ww2 tank? my would be the Carro Armato P 40
Get on my level.
>>679690844
Raccoon
>sly cooper activate
>renge
>>679690690
The fuck is this survey you keep going on about?
>>679690595
Oh shit nigga!
>>679690641
I'm going tonight
>>679690844
Dolphin, why? I don't know.
>>679690690
I guess ill do my the triple edition
1) Do you get seasick/airsick/carsick?
>no
2)With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
>My cat being an asshole
3)Did you dream last night?
>no
>>679690777
Trips of truth checked
>>679690965
Peni length
>>679690965
Nigga do you read the threads
>>679690922
High quality loli waifu m8
You have my respect
>renge
>>679690278
>And I Love Her then I it sounds like you went into Pennyroyal Tea
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NQLPrXEwRy
Guess
I accidentally played in drop d rip
>>679690977
Good on you. God bless.
>>679690690
rip Renge
>>679690844
Sasquatch
>>679690877
Breast friend.
>>679690844
Dolphins because they're reputable at working together and other rapeing female dolphins.
>>679691064
>Nigga do you read the threads
Of course not. I'm playing Mad Max
>>679690933
Chequed. Sly Cooper was the sheit nugguh.
>>679690844
Also chec. I would be a nigger so I didn't have to work.
-Under fire-
-Under water-
>>679690900
>favourite ww2 tank
The meme tank, Maus.
>if I'm not allowed to pick that I'll go with Tiger II
>>679690998
1 no
2 a lot I guess?
3. I tend to get 'Deja vu' more than dreams
Tenryuu claimed
>>679690844
what is that?!?! i'd be a dog probably
>>679690998
1. never
2.my fan blowing my eardrums apart
3. i don't have dreams too often
>>679690884
I have better spelling, so fuck you.
https://youtu.be/vwwkjI65Q0A
>tats
Holo claimed
>>679691218
Here, have a surprise Yuu
>Tenten
Late claim
>>679691111
Nice get booby brother.
>>679690536
Hey Shiki.
>Yuuko says hello
>>679690877
>*bovine onomatopoeia*
>>679690998
1. No
2. An old monitor buzzing
3. Only about you <3
>>679690690
Hey everyone, what's the width of your asshole?
>>679690417
hyped about any class for the xpac or just meh?
>>679691064
Too tired to even post pics?
>>679690998
no
turkish soap opera
yeah, it was about bottles of water for some reason
>>679690900
I only know planes, sorry fam
>>679690998
No
My music
No
>>679691160
Lurk more
>>679691111
Dayum girl, checked
>>679691447
holy fuck that image is shit
>>679690900
>>679691218
Just a Maus?
Does it have to be a real tank?
I wanna go with Landkreuzer.
>>679691514
>Implying Kazuki has picture where she doesn't look like shit
>>679690998
No
Thankfully nothing for now
Yes
>>679691415
Thanks my man.
How is your day going?
>>679691342
Looks like a surprise for me...
Because that box has my stuff in it.
>>679691496
>Lurk more
No, Mad Max is good
>>679691075
Holy shit I didn't even realize the chord progression to the "and I love her" part sounds like pennyroyal tea chorus
>>679691075
>Hairspray Queen.
My guitar is fucked and I habe hiccups.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ousNl4WzR8
Guess
>>679691342
Oh!
Danke!
>>679691550
>Landkreuzer
Nice...
I've got to go for a short while.
I should be back before the thread is over.
>>679691746
>Mad Max
Hope you're doing alright wherever you are, buddy.
>>679690998
>Do you get seasick/airsick/carsick?
No
>With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The wind.
>Did you dream last night?
No
>>679691218
>Maus
That is a respectable choice, it did have a giant fucking cannon and probably couldn't be penetrated from the back.
>>679691496
It's fine.
>>679691550
>P. 1000 "Ratte"
Jesus anon, that could just be bombed to hell and think of the oil prices.
Claimed
>>679690844
Ppp...platypus!
>trying to post
>internet slows down
>380kb picture taking minutes to upload
>your captcha has expired
>>679691871
Take your time. <3
Stay safe down there.
and with this im gonna go to sleep.
Bye everyone
>and please don't ship me
>>679691263
S A V A G E
A
V
A
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E
Nice song. Now off to bed with you, Tits.
>>679692067
I had that happen to me, it is fucking annoying.
>>679692144
Bye Syndra, also don't worry I will only ship you with ships.
>>679692144
>>679690844
I'd be a crow and I'd fly around ripping people's eyes off with my beak or my claws
>>679691868
>Moist Vagina
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kwYkeYscMP
That kid you can hear in the beginning is my brother
>>679691868
Gallons of Rubbing Alcohol Flo Through the Strip.
>>679692211
K bye.
>tats
>>679692244
>>679692211
Double double dubs. ids habbening
>>679692289
forgot the pic
>>679692144
No promises <3
>>679691959
P 1500 is better.
Only works with air superiority, obviously.
And the economy of the designs... is questionable.
Still.
Screw you.
HUEG TANK MAKE KILL
>>679692313
U wrong niqqa
>>679690998
1)no
2)silence
3)no
>>679692144
cya
>ClawXSyndra has now officially sailed
>>679691908
Hi Ruri.
>>679692144
Goodnight Syndra.
>>679691262
Pic
Till they die
>>679691908
Going after Stump Grinder. Gotta remover that threat in Jeet's territory
>>679692314
>>679692333
Not again
>renge
HOL UP
>>679692503
SO U TELLIN ME
>>679692393
>>679692494
>>679692398
I fucking love ohayos
>>679692380
In my defence they do sound pretty similar, give me a break, it's been a while since I have religiously listened to Nirvana.
>tats
>>679692367
>HUEG TANK MAKE KILL
Nyet small tank kill big tank, but explosive in small tank and order to charge or get executed and family sent to gulag.
>>679691966
>>679692310
I just mentioned Swap Meet earlier. That song is a bitch to play.
>Swap Meet
>>679692603
WE WUZ
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![[anon intensifies].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xSbJD2G.jpg "[anon intensifies].jpg")
>>679692667
>
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>>679692837
KANGS.
Holy shit, I cooked something and didn't burn it!
>the best DD with the biggest DDs claimed
>>679692398
Hey Galko, glad to see you.
>I really hope everything about last night passed out.
>>679692412
Stay safe, friendo.
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this is my waifu for laifu
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>>679692398
>>679692667
>>679692883
>
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>>679692728
Makes me wonder how it would work out with modern technology..
>>679692736
>>679692310
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VeRVtY0ZBk
Guess
>>679692681
It's okay Tits, you'll get the next one.
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>>679692961
Hopefully that D stand for DFC
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>>679693037
Danny is love, danny is life
>Hamakaze
>>679693037
r u fucking kidding?
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>>679693037
How dare you post on my waifu thread
>>679692961
Hi anon
>>679693106
Very efficient, just put tsar bomb in tank and charge, enemy will be kill, if not family in gulag.
>>679693217
SHIET.
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>>679693169
of course it does!!!
best crab of all time claimed
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>>679693221
>>679693221
consider suicide. Hes my waifu 4ever
>>679693132
GODDAMNIT I WAS GOING TO SEND THAT
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jOzoMFaUig
>>679693266
>>679693275
Hivesheit
>>679693169
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>>679692961
Fine, fine, I want to touch them.
Purely.. scientific reasons.
I have to unlock their secrets.
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>>679693106
https://youtu.be/Fc1P-AEaEp8
>>679693132
Mr. Moustache.
>tats
>>679692667
Same
>>679692962
Good to see you, too.
Do you mean the stuff on telegram?
Haha golrious memes.
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>>679693344
So mad. Checked. Send a different one, you already did that to me.
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>>679693483
Correct.
>that fucking video oh my god
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>>679692115
>Stay safe down there
Under there?
Under where?
>underwear joke
>>679693454
>>679692961
Please, may I be a part of this?
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>>679693489
not enough drama on here? god...
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>>679692731
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>>679693750
what are you doing?
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>>679693696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3NE6UuaLiY
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>>679692883
>>679693091
>>679692398
>>679693428
>mfw all these ohayos
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Oh no number guy will bump us until 300 replies I just feel it.
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>>679692961
>with the biggest DDs
Sorry, I think Atago holds that record...
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>>679693758
>Incoming!
>>679692962
Took him out. Used up all my shivs doing so but managed to scavenge most of them back. Got some new war paint for the Magnum Opus
>>679693696
You should definitely join us.. there's got to be a trick to this.
>>679693911
i wish i had a kagami ohayo...
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>>679693483
>>679693527
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CooojgiIV0
>mugi
>>679694009
That pose looks like she's about to take it up the ass
>>679693993
>Galko
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>>679694092
Same here anon.
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>>679693169
>>679693318
Did I hear DFC?
>>679693993
Can't....breathe....
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>>679694122
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CooojgiIV0
D-7 nigga
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>>679694122
The original is better.
>tats
>>679693489
Yeah, I doubt it lasted for more than thirty minutes, but still.
>>679694182
A best.
>>679694182
i believe it was smug now that you're here
>>679694140
>Spiderman
Why is there a spidey there?
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>>679693266
Hello, nice to see you again
>>679693454
>>679693696
Fine, but only one!
>>679693993
Destroyer, not cruiser. We all know you're the biggest overall~
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>>679694092
>>679694174
I'm... so sorry
Nobody deserves this fate
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Hello everyone! How's everyone's weekend going?
>who wants a hug?
>>679694092
Know that feel
>No Yui ohayo
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420
ok,lets try this again
WHO WANTS TO MAKE THE NEXT ONE
911
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>>679694435
you
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>>679694435
i vote bunny anon
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>>679694566
The fuck are you counting for?
>>679694306
It was over pretty quick.
>>679694315
There used to be a spidey anon who posted here who wasn't shit, and he asked to be in it.
>>679694398
Hey Prinz!
>>679694235
>>679694122
CHeck. This ones tough because I fucked it up and I'm to lazy. Also autism
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1y4OvL0gTzL
>>679694361
It's nice to see you too.
>>679694366
I guess this is what you get for not being too much of an important character.
>>679694398
My weekend is going great, yours?
>Hug
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>>679694235
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pvDFuPIrqb
I messed up chorus
>>679694492
No, you
>>679694513
I dont tink he is here
>but then again,he is always watching
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>>679694193
>critical hit
At least you can't sink in the night battle that Atago is sure to follow up with..
>>679694398
Hey Eugen-san. Don't use 4chan filenames. It's suspicious.
>>679694361
What do you mean only one? One left, one right?
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>>679694009
Oh, i didn't mean to scare you.. You were just sleeping so heavily i couldn't get you awake, so i used my fliegerhammer and now you're awake!
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>>679694361
I'm not Atago, just so you know.
>>679694689
ok then
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>>679694628
Oh, didn't know that.
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>>679694361
>Fine, but only one!
Thank you~
>>679694398
Hugs a B(r)e(a)st!
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>>679694628
Hi Galko! How're you feeling?
>more successful hugs
>>679694633
Mines pretty good! I just got home from the arcade, idk why I keep getting crowds when I play Jubeat
>happy hugs
>>679694714
Oh? Okay
>>679694761
That was mean
You only have 73 more to go
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>>679694631
Fuck spelling
>>679694666
Satanic trip check
>Talk to Me
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>>679694631
Scoff
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EtP5pUEeV1
>>679695005
Hell yes
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>claiming yume
In the next few threads i will declare the winner of the title
>best waifu legs
so post your waifu legs to become the owner of that really great title
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>>679694840
The chart is old, I'm probably going to update it soon.
>>679694946
I'm doing good, how are you?
>>679694946
Heyo, Prinz.
I'd love a hug, if you don't mind.
>Also, thank you so much, you helped me more than you think.
>>679694628
Glad to hear so.
What have you been up to?
69 hype!
>>679694946
Yeah, I was kinda unsure at first, could have been an imposter
>ticklehug sneakattack
This time I get you..
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>>679694960
Im sorry Eila.. B-but you're awake now at least.
>>679695084
Literally my favourite song ever.
>Floyd the Barber
>Tomonigga
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>>679694810
The best thread incoming
>>679694946
Maybe because you are good at it and everyone else is shit?
>>679695084
I am now going to expect that one day mugi anon will come out with an album.
>>679695181
Could you add Chiyomi Anzai or as I refer to my waifu il Duce to the chart?
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>>679695164
legs?
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>>679694633
How's you day been?
>>679694714
Take your pic
>>679694802
Should've read the file name...
>>679694902
Yeah
>>679695164
>post your legs
I'll give it a go!
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>>679695164
the only lewd leg picture I have
>>679695340
Good, it mainly involved watching anime.
>>679695164
Did you see mine earlier?
>>679695188
Nothing today, it's probably going to be a lazy weekend.
>>679695301
When I update it. It'll probably be soon.
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>>679694902
Hi U511 Anon!
>Tight hugs
>>679695164
Hello Yume! How're you doing?
>legs
>>679695181
Pretty good! Kinda tired from 3 hours of arcade
>>679695188
Hi Ruri!
>infinite warm hugs
>you're welcome! If you ever wanna talk just pm me.
>>679695197
Please, you know it's the real me by the hugs
>uncomfortably close hugs
>>679695301
Its pretty hard to suck, unless it's your first time.. Idk
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>>679694306
A cute!
>>679694314
Shinoa doesn't always have to be smug. She can be super cute!
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89 nigga
