Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Shinoa claimed
Lurking.
-To their own shore-
-Came the World War-
>>679671043
>I wonder what we should upgrade first.
>We'll have to work through the full inspection protocol.
>Of course I won't neglect the things we've already agreed upon
Upgrade anything you can get your hands on! <3
>>679671222
Soundclown has some dank ones, eh?
>>679672338
Starlow is mine
Miho claimed
Ayy
I'm gonna go grab some food.
Claimed.~
Dio-sama...
>>679672338
Smug?
Tenryuu claimed
And more or less lurking
>>679672338
qt
>>679672657
>>679672338
Seaport Hime claimed.
>>679672566
kek
Here we go gents
Post the best bass groove you know
Kagami has volunteered to play all of them
Eto is Life-o
>>679672577
>subtitles
>>679672645
>failed attempt at a moo
>>679672716
You can't ever lurk like this U-boot can.
>claiming yume
You can still post your waifus legs and may be able to obtain the title
>Best waifu legs
>>679672452
Just my hands? I never skimp on inspections in any case...
>>679672720
Hnng!
>>679673207
Best legs reporting in.
>>679673207
We got the best right here
>>679673086
I'm joking she did nothing of the sort
Best German CV claimed
>Troll anons everywhere
Guten Morgen Everyone
>Someone up for WoWs ?
>>679673367
>Just my hands?
Anything you can think of!
>>679673207
Does my waifu qualify?
>>679673556
Hi Anon.
>>679673119
>Stalks
>>679672683
Smug.
>>679673207
>not enough leg pics
>>679673556
Hi Graf.
>>679673207
"Even if this game is boring, don't hate Naka-chan."
I must have misread..
>>679673592
I'll try to stick to practical methods.
>>679672434
Always.
>>679672577
See you in a bit.
>>679672716
Heil.
>>679672907
Hello.
>>679673119
Git Gud.
>>679673556
Morning to you
>shinoa bro
>>679674059
Yuno Gasai claimed
>>679673750
>Ping
Fite me
>>679673894
>I'll try to stick to practical methods
Whatever works for you.
>be careful, I'm ticklish
>>679674231
>
>>679674343
Yuno! Nice repeating 43
>>679673740
Hello there ! How its going ?
>>679673874
Hello Galko !
How you doing ?
>>679674059
Moo !
>>679674228
>Morning to you
Hey !
How is going ?
>>679674664
Good, you?
>>679674059
Hey cowboy.
>>679674379
>Fire tubes 1&3
>>679674764
Again witht he incredibly bizarre panty shot
>>679674923
forgot image
>>679674664
Oh fuck. I hate posting on mobile but I do most of my posting on it. All good homie. Chill day, you?
>>679674933
Is there something wrong with them?
HOL UP
>>679674379
Maybe I can figure something out about making babies...
>>679674932
You have an appetite for depth charges?
>>679675354
SO U TELLIN ME
>>679675354
unfunny unoriginal lazy samefag incoming
>>679675437
WE WUZ
>>679675504
KANGZ
>>679675517
No lie, these only appear when 'we wuz kingz' show up.
So, I guess I'll do one of these. Who is your favourite 4chan boogeyman?
>/pol/
>SJWs
>millennials
>/v/
>>679674764
>Noice lewd
Well i think good
>Finaly weekend off from work
today was a sunny day so i spend it reading books
>>679675269
>Chill day, you?
Can say same
Nothing extraordinary was happening
>Probably gona watch some anime or play WoWs
>Any new good anime to recommend ?
>>679674932
>Surface and run away to Tsuzu while firing aft tube as deterrent
>>679675422
Maybe we'll figure it out...
Until then, trial and error.
>>679675804
>Who is your favourite 4chan boogeyman
Heaven
Where the fuck is that guy?
>>679675804
Mai.
>>679675804
<3
>>679675804
By favourite do you mean most hated or memeist?
Hate: SJWs
Meme: /pol/
>PS did you find anything gud?
I'm back.
>>679674664
I'm doing pretty good, even though I've only been up for an hour.
>>679673119
>
She is mine.
"Claimed"
>>679672338
You call that smug? This is true smug
>>679676229
Galko's little friend is so cute.
>>679675947
Fucking kek
>>679676229
It sure as hell wasn't me!
>>679675804
SJWs
>>679675933
>Well i think good
Well that is good to hear.
>today was a sunny day so i spend it reading books
The weather was shit for me today, so I am watching anime.
>>679676229
Welcome back Galko anon
>>679675936
I'll give you a nice screen of depth charges to hide behind.
And a few torpedos to our friend. <3
How rude interrupting our inspection like that..
>>679675804
Oh Tits I have a present for you.
>Tomocuck
>>679675422
>fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMU9Yos0mkk
im back
>i mowed the lawn
>>679675804
All fake but Snacks.
>>679675804
Trappychan and sjw
>>679675933
Shokugeki no soma or assassination classroom
>>679676405
>Tenten
>>679676350
She's alright.
>>679676405
Don't lie...
>>679676518
Thanks man.
>>679676725
Mowing the lawn helped me overcome my fears.
>>679676725
Let me suck that sweaty cock
>>679676711
Fucking Hollywood, man.
>>679676893
>helped me overcome my fears
I still don't want to learn to drive
>>679676908
;^)
>>679675950
So tired.
>>679676678
Feel free to say/give it.
>>679676848
See image >>679675936
>>679676725
Mugi is shit
>jk.
>>679676725
"Mowed the lawn"
>>679676893
Alright? JUST alright? Otako's a total qt. I love how she' always teasing Galko and embarrassing her. I like to think she's a little lesbian with a big crush.
>>679677152
Here you go:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EMNE1ivO7F
>>679677152
>Hugs
>>679677219
>fite me
>jk
>>679677227
i did
>>679677107
I used to be fucking terrified of wasps but I ran over one with a lawnmower and I wasn't scared of them after that.
Why are you afraid of driving?
>>679677227
She's totally a lesbian.
>I like Ojou more honestly
>>679677723
I don't know
>>679677295
Dank, sorry I didn't deliver on the dankness yesterday, but I went to sleep right after I made that comment. Plus I don't own a guitar, I borrow from others.
>>679677364
I'm still tired. But you being here makes it all better .<3
meme
>>679677723
But she doesn't have that messy hair, those cute glasses and giant sweater.
>>679677723
I got stung by a wasp in the wrist vein and feared them for years when I was a kid. Then about 5 years ago, a wasp nest was being formed in my backyard and they didn't bother me or my parents. I went out and watch them out of interest. Fear of wasps was gone then dad killed the growing nest
>>679678773
>>679677723
I was at my grandparents house when I was like 6 and out of nowhere a bee stung me right on my forehead. I've hated bees since.
Thread is dead.
Bumping with God-tier bullshit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLTpKs2ylP4
>>679678562
>Cuddles <3
>>679678027
Then why be afraid to begin with?
>>679678606
Honestly everyone in that show is a qt.
>>679678773
>>679679122
I was never even stung by one, they just freaked me out. Until I was like 16 I couldn't within 4-5 feet of one without running away.
>>679679382
Bumping with pic of Dio's hot leg
thread is kill
>>679679588
Bumping with Kazuki x Syndra
>>679679382
In other words I'm not inspecting hard enough?
... time to get the rope again.
>>679679875
Fuck you
>>679678562
You don't have another instrument lying around? Another one:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zhHkskQRWo
Still interested in your waifus legs to determine who deserves the title of
>best waifu legs
>>679679588
Bumping with Light_and_Flower.png
>>679679882
>time to get the rope again
Not too hard!
>>679676518
>The weather was shit for me today
That suck , where are you live ?
>Poland here
>so I am watching anime.
you have something to recommend?
>>679676828
>allready watched
>Tenten is so cute when rage quit
>regret that you are not on ts3
>Sorry for late respond WoWs
>>679680034
Leg so hot you can fry a egg
>>679679122
Fuck dude that must've sucked. Hopefully it wasn't school picture day when it happened
>>679679577
It's like a light pinch that gets tighter and tighter then the area that's been stung is a bit numb
>>679680034
That goes to tats for sure
I'm back and totally not salty
My hand hurts
Smug C.C. Claimed
>>679680114
>Tenten is so cute when rage quit
>rage quit
It finally happened...
>>679680021
>>679680021
I don,t see what you're so mad about, Syndra looks like a lesbian who'd like to have a claw inside her
>>679680188
Question time, what is everyone's favourite WW2 tank? My would have to be the Carro Armato P 40.
>>679680114
I live in the UK, currently watching Rokka no Yuusha.
>>679680188
Let me guess Torpedoes?
>>679679577
>>679679122
>>679678773
Ouch! I once inhaled a wasp into my mouth and was stung on the inside of the lip. I have full lips already and it swelled up like crazy on top of that. I was so embarrassed I had to cancel all of my appointments for that day.
>>679680188
>Like nothing happens
>>679680097
And not too loosely.
>>679680114
Oh ummm shiki then. Old but I like it
>>679680188
Furiously masturebating does that
>>679680218
Hi cc
OK thread needs a bit of moment. I asked this last night but here it goes:
Science fiction vs Fantasy fiction?
Science fiction
>>679672338
i had a waifu for awhile
she'd come over every once in awhile while her kid was staying at college.
she'd get naked as soon as she came in, put on her favorite song and start fucking me while crying. she said the song reminded her of raising her child, and motherhood. she told me it reminded her of how much she missed her child. it made her and me cum buckets.
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
Hey guys
>>679679122
Rekt'd and kek'd
>>679680030
I've got my trusty Saxo, but I've tried to record it once on my shitty ass mic and it didn't go so well, it doesn't even register most of the time.
>>679679516
>snuggles closely
So warm. <3
>>679680363
Maybe you would like to be with Kazuki instead?
>>679680034
leg
>>679680174
That doesn't sound that bad.
>>679680554
My friend told me he did that with a bee as a kid but he just swallowed it.
>>679680704
>Science fiction vs Fantasy fiction
Why not both?
Praise the Emperor
>>679680554
You had nigga lips lol but FUCK
>>679680611
>And not too loosely
Of course not!
And we have a schedule to keep...
>>679680789
Thumbnail of that image looked like a creepy face. I'm not sorry.
>>679680789
Try it, pussyfaggot
>>679680704
Science fiction.
>>679680704
Science fiction
>>679680760
I've never actually clicked on this.
What's up, Anon?
>>679681000
>>679672338
Claimed so hard
http://1312484.igenapps.com/go-figure#0
>>679680704
I'm not even going to answer this shit
>>679681311
>>679680543
Bad team
>Obviously teamkillers aren't the best players
>>679680704
>Furiously masturebating does that
Or exessively punching your keyboard (now Tenryuu approves) and the wall. It happens.
>>679680856
It's looking down and seeing what causing it that gives you the scare
>>679681408
Pic
>>679681507
Hello
>>679681674
Oh
>>679681674
>teamkillers
Won't you get banned or suspended if you team kill though?
>>679681387
I'm trying not to go to sleep here, but it's hard.
Fucking RSD making me wait in line for three hours.
>>679681922
>what
Meant what's
>>679680704
Sci-fi all the way.
I don't know where'd I'd be today without Star Trek.
>>679680856
>>679680921
>My friend told me he did that with a bee as a kid but he just swallowed it
Omg, I hate the feeling of when you swallow a nat or fruit fly, I can't even imagine a bee/wasp...
I'd bleach.
>>679682068
I'd drink bleach*
Mao is mine you gaggle of faggots.
>>679680955
You're right, I better redouble my efforts...
if it gets a little much please try to pull yourself together.
We don't have a safeword or anything; but we can't waste any more time...
Fuck the cathedral in ds3
>Hamakaze claimed
I'm saltier than ever
holy shit i found a way for me to use vocaroo
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gPsfcdIW67
>>679682222
>checking intensifies
>>679682291
I hope that works
>>679681963
RSD isnt that some pain disorder?
>>679682222
Nice, I see the gets are back
>>679681922
I really wouldn't have ever care about wasps if they didn't look like the worst thing ever.
>>679682068
I'm surprised it didn't fuck him up internally.
>>679682271
Hi Hamakaze.
>>679682692
Not again.
>>679682773
I meant cared at the beginning, my bad.
>>679682773
Yo Galko
Be back in a few. Shower time!
>>679682618
Close, it's actually Record Store Day.
I'm gonna go to sleep now, I feel tired as shit.
>>679682291
Did you delete it?
>>679682222
>quads
We don't need a safeword <3
>>679682271
Biggest "DD"s on a DD...
>...
>>679682997
Night Tits
>>679683033
Will it not play?
>I recorded it with my MacBook then I typed it manually on my phone
>>679682997
Bye anon.
>>679682982
See you then.
>>679683229
It doesn't work.
>Galko
>>679683229
It said it expired or was deleted. Try again. Wanna play guess the Nirvana song?
>>679683033
Ok I found the problem
the link was wrong
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gPsfcdlW67
Shiro claimed.
>>679681674
Ahoy Tenten, wie geht's?
>>679681935
Nah, they get a pink name.
>>679683067
We have to attempt uncovering her secret..
maybe, sometime, atfter I've uncovered yours.
>>679683489
Is that all that happens? that doesn't seem like a very effective system to me.
>>679683480
Yee
New bake
>>679683905
Plz do
>>679683973
No, can't do it.
>>679684101
Newfag
>>679684259
I made a promise.
>>679684348
>>679684348
>>679684348
>>679684346
>>679684346
>>679684346
>>679684343
>>679684384
>>679684394
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS
>>679684343
>>679684384
>>679684394
JESUS! THIS IS WHY YOU SAY YOURE GOING TO DO IT BEFORE YOU DO IT!
4 fucking threads.
>>679684456
Fug :DDDD
>>679684561
There were 6
I deleted my