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>>679668601
Time warp
>>679668934
Hot! Whats the charge?
Manslaughter. Grandpa had enough of his faggot tranny grandson.
>>679669043
theft
Zika virus in pensylvania
>>679669149
She's stolen my heart
Pfft
Whatever
#1 TAMPER/FABRICATE PHYS EVID W/INTENT TO IMPAIR
BOND: $15000
#2 TAMPER/FABRICATE PHYS EVID W/INTENT TO IMPAIR
BOND: $15000
Holy shit, some femnazi fake rape accusation shit going on here or what?
Aww arent you cute
>day time hookin
Now we're getting somewhere
>holding for us marshals
Wtf?
How do americans ever feel safe with these types of "people" in the streets ?
IF i were an american I would buy a pistol and train to use it well..
No DL for his ears
>>679669890
>CatEars.png
>Furry
>>679669890
>ace ventura cosplay
>>679670234
>manlet
#1 THEFT OF MATERIAL ALUM/BRNZE/COPPER/BRASS<$20K/10 YEARS TDCJ
He stole metal? Tough guy.
>>679669890
It's wolverine!
# BUFFET DESTRUCTION
#1 CREDIT CARD OR DEBIT CARD ABUSE
And being the socialist dictator in North Korea.
I would smoke this bitch out.
>>679669420
she deserves a good rape.
Also nice to see a feminazi getting busted and hit where it hurts
You know what he's thinking about.
>>679668601
>>679668601
>>679671175
G-Rape
#1 ASSAULT CLASS C
BOND: $500
#2 POSS OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
BOND: $25000
#3 POSS OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
BOND: $25000
#4 POSS OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
BOND: $25000
#5 POSS OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
BOND: $25000
#6 POSS OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
BOND: $25000
#7 POSS OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
BOND: $25000
#8 SEXUAL ASSAULT
BOND: $50000
The original oldfag.
>>679671241
kek'd
Kevin Bacon
Gaaaaahhhhhh!
Sexual conduct with a minor.
#1 PUBLIC INTOXICATION-CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE (EXCLUDES
#2 RESISTING ARREST
#1 AGGRAVATED SEXUAL ASSAULT OF A CHILD
#2 SEXUAL ASSAULT OF A CHILD
#3 SEX OFFENDERS DUTY TO REGISTER LIFE/ANNUALLY
BOND: $24000
#4 MRP/ INDECENCY W/ A CHILD EXPOSES
BOND: $100000
#5 SEXUAL ASSAULT OF A CHILD
#6 PROHIBITED SEXUAL CONDUCT
#7 SEX OFFENDERS DUTY TO REGISTER LIFE/ANNUALLY
BOND: $10000
Look at her smiling like a sunshine.
holy shit I know him. kek
holy shit, am not sure if this 1 is disgusting, hilarious or just creepy
Charges
#1 FORGERY FINANCIAL INSTRUMENT
BOND: $15000
#2 Fraud Use/Poss of Identifying Info # of items10 < 50
BOND: $25000
#3 POSS MARIJ <2OZ
BOND: $500
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
>>679671589
Fucker doesn't even look old enough to drive.
#1 FAIL TO COMPLY WITH SAFETY RESPONSABILITY
BOND: $574
#2 FTA
BOND: $295
#3 NO DL
BOND: $328
#4 NO OPERATOR LICENSES
BOND: $410
#5 NO SEAT BELT
BOND: $301
#6 POSS CS PG 2 >= 4G < 400G
#7 POSS MARIJ < 2OZ
#8 SPEEDIN 87 IN A 70
BOND: $340
#9 UNL CARRYING WEAPON
#10 VIOL PROM TO APP
BOND: $360
Charged with domestic violence.
Handsome Jack is a sex offender.
Charges
#1 ASSAULT CAUSES BODILY INJURY FAMILY VIOLENCE
BOND: $1500
nigga has no nose
Attractive?
>>679668601
#1 FAILURE TO STOP AT STOP SIGN
STATUTE: 4700110201 ( )
#2 DRIVING W/ LICENSE CANC/SUSP/REVOKED
STATUTE: 4700060303 ( )
#3 DUI - LIQUOR OR DRUGS/APCV
STATUTE: 4700110902 ( )
>>679670613
hulk hogan on a mad one
>>679672179
#1 INTENSE STARING
Another oldfag busted for CP.
Charges
#1 PROSTITUTION
BOND: $500
holy shit you've gotta be fucked up to shag her
>>679670748
>BUFFET DESTRUCTION
"Sign says all I can eat, goddammit I'ma eat ALL of this shit!"
>>679668601
>cruelty to animals
Means she owned too many cats
>>679668601
>>679668601
>>679668601
Public intoxication
>>679672759
Aww
#1 POSSESSION OF DRUG PARAPHERNALIA (SMMS)
#2 POSSESSION OF A CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE (SRMS)
#3 OPERATING WHILE UNDER THE INFLUENCE 1ST OFFENSE
Did this guy fuck an animal?
#1 SEX OFFENDERS DUTY TO REGISTER LIFE/ANNUALLY
BOND: $75000
NOTES: Local Warrant
#2 VIOLATION OF CITY ORDINANCE/ANIMAL
BOND: $562
NOTES: Other Agency Hold
#3 VIOLATION OF CITY ORDINANCE/ANIMAL
BOND: $562
NOTES: Other Agency Hold
#4 VIOLATION OF CITY ORDINANCE/ANIMAL
BOND: $562
NOTES: Other Agency Hold
#5 VIOLATION OF CITY ORDINANCE/ANIMAL
BOND: $562
NOTES: Other Agency Hold
#6 FAILURE TO APPEAR
BOND: $264
NOTES: Other Agency Hold
#7 VIOLATION OF CITY ORDINANCE/ANIMAL
BOND: $587
NOTES: Other Agency Hold
#8 VIOLATION OF CITY ORDINANCE/ANIMAL
BOND: $587
NOTES: Other Agency Hold
>>679672387
The guy who fucked her should be arrested. For crimes against humanity. Court marshal him at Den Haag or something.
>>679668601
Domestic abuse in front of a child
Nice pigtails.
I don't understand, is paedophilia a big thing in the us ?
Jeez
>>679673186
Armed robbery with a deadly weapon.
She can sexually offend me anytime.
>>679672930
#4 CASTING A PATRONUS CHARM IN THE PRESENCE OF A MUGGLE
#1 Eyebrows
This guys eyes are uneven.
#1 SECOND DEGREE RAPE
BOND: $25000
She's out there raping people and you fucks can't get laid lol
DUI. She must be a model
>>679673083
that or purposeful mutilation of a pet I'm guessing
What depresses me when seeing all these mugshots: we are only one mistake / crime away from being just like these people.
I have a long juvenile record. My adult record, on the other hand, is clean. I was 17 when I last went to jail. I'm now 26. Happy I broke the cycle.
>>679673673
hey reddit put me in the screenshot plox
#1 POSS W/INT TO PROMOTE CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
BOND: $20000
NOTES: Bond Posted
#2 POSS OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
BOND: $10000
NOTES: Bond Posted
Chances are, he was posting on this very board like 8 years ago.
>>679674132
What was her crime?
>>679668601
Tipping over the offering tables in the synagogue.
>>679673783
>>679674251
Screen cap the crimes. I don't believe you.
Praying for forgiveness?
>>679674242
#1 BURG. ALL OTHERS
STATUTE: 459
NOTES: FRESH-BAIL 15,000
#2 CONSPIRACY
STATUTE: 182
NOTES: "C"
>>679674512
That's some GTA grade waifu
#1 BATT:SPOUSE/EX SPOUSE/DATE
>>679673675
gg acne
making hot chicks ugly as fuck
>>679673673
Lost
>>679668601
Did i leave the stove on?
rape
Those eyes stare right into your soul.
#1 INCEST
BOND: $5000
#2 RAPE OF A CHILD
BOND: $5000
top
>>679671208
One eye on da streets
>>679674649
Zozzle in 60 years
>>679671175
>>679675170
top fucking kek
#1 POSS OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
![74378[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IhN1hbO.jpg "74378[1].jpg")
what's goin on, Ricky?
>>679672066
Kek
wat
my nigga told the barber "give me the braveheart"
#1 POSS OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
#2 POSS W/INT PROMOTION OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
SARUMAN
http://northcarolina.a
rrests.org/Arrests/Fredrick_Williams_26924137/
>>679673891
TOP KEK
>>679675523
She's a spitter. They muzzled her to shame her.
>>679672136
>>679674251
>Jesus joke
Kek
#1 SEX OFFENDERS DUTY TO REGISTER LIFE/ANNUALLY
BOND: $7500
>>679675746
It dont matter
None of this matters
>>679675872
Zombieneesha Eatyourbrainson
>>679675864
Hoggle is love.
>>679675872
Chicken hearts
And
Alligator tongue
Better watch out
Cause bromathis comes
>I woudn't have believe she'd do that. She's beautiful for real
#1 CONTACT OF MINOR WITH INTENT TO COMMIT SEXUAL OFFENSE
BOND: $165000
#2 ORAL COPULATION WITH MINOR UNDER 18 YRS
BOND: $165000
#3 UNLAWFUL SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH A MINOR WHO IS MORE THAN 3 YRS YOUNGER THAN PERPETRATOR
BOND: $165000
Seriously, there's like dozens of skinny pale short haired and similar bearded guys all looking fucking young that got busted for CP. Is that coincidence or what?
this faggot right here...he dont give a fuck
gang rape minor under 10 years
>>679669890
hes that guy from criminal minds
>>679668601
Threatening violence
1# WE WUZ KINGS AN SHIT
>>679676207
>oral copulation
>>679676351
Diddle diddle
>>679676207
God damn that is one lucky fucking minor.
>>679669890
He looks like Jim Carey
>>679668601
URINATING IN PUBLIC
STATUTE: 9.14.100 ( ON)
BOND: $1000
NOTES: ***FTA*** CASH= 250.00
#2 POSS FIREWORKS IN CITY OP
STATUTE: OPMC5.40.020 ( ON)
NOTES: SELF-RELEASE ORDER-OP MUN CT-LT FABERT
>>679668601
Florida will always win this game
>>679676351
OTP
also Full Name: Jessica Rae Chin
Date:04/16/2016
Arresting Agency: LPD
Arrest Location:3650 TATES CREEK RD, Fayette, KY
Personal Information
Arrest Age:32
Gender: Female
Birthdate: 08/22/1983
Height: 5'06"
Weight: 118 lbs
#1 ASSAULT 4TH DEGREE
>>679671175
Being some dudes bitch
>>679670280
those are satellite dishes, not ears
>>679676892
>9
>>679674705
That's from crystal method dumb fuq
>>679672136
Do you reckon he can breathe through that
>>679668601
>>679669257
What happened to the top part of his head?
Full Name: Mai Thi Tran
Date:04/14/2016Time: 6:35 PM
Arresting Agency: FT. BEND COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE
Total Bond: $75000
Personal Information
Arrest Age:42
Gender: Female
Birthdate: 01/16/1974
Charges
#1 CTI:PATTERN OF RACKETEERING
BOND: $75000
#2 CTII:CONSPIRACY
#3 CTIII:MARIJUANA-CONC-CONSPIRE>50LBS
#4 CTIV:MARIJUANA-CONC-DIST>50LBS
#5 CTV:MARIJUANA-CONC-POSS W/INT>50LBS
#6 CTVI:CONTROL SUB-MAINTAIN PROP/DISTR
#7 CTVII:TAXATION-TAX EVASION
#8 CTVIII:TAXATION-TAX EVASION-CSP
#1 UNAUTHORISED BALOON RACE
#1 TRESPASSING
#1 POSS OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
BOND: $500000
#2 POSS OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
BOND: $500000
#3 POSS OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
BOND: $500000
#4 POSS OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
BOND: $500000
#5 POSS OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
BOND: $500000
#6 POSS OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
BOND: $500000
#7 POSS OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
BOND: $500000
#8 POSS OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
BOND: $500000
#9 POSS OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
BOND: $500000
#10 POSS OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
BOND: $500000
King of /b/
>>679677522
kek
Arrest Age:22
Gender: Female
Birthdate: 02/14/1994
City: Lubbock, Texas 79404
>>679677468
He didnt stay off the lawn
>>679677581
Markiplier finally got caught
>>679676892
>female
>>679676892
$25 dollar bail
#1 POSS OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
BOND: $50000
#2 POSS OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
BOND: $50000
#3 POSS OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
BOND: $50000
#4 POSS OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
BOND: $50000
#5 POSS OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
BOND: $50000
#6 POSS OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
BOND: $50000
#7 POSS OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
BOND: $50000
too many lines nigger
#14 POSS OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
BOND: $50000
#15 POSS OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
BOND: $50000
#16 POSS OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
BOND: $50000
#17 POSS OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
BOND: $50000
Actual king of /b/.
Threw boiling water on a cat and uploaded video to facebook.
http://illinois.arrests.org/Arrests/Leon_Teague_26113081/
>>679678228
http://heavy.com/news/2016/02/leon-teague-chicago-glockboy-murdoc-facebook-charged-dumping-pouring-hot-boiling-water-cat-video-charges-photos-cruelty/
>>679677769
34 YEARS OLD AND LOOKS LIKE SHE'S ABOUT TO DIE OF OLD AGE
Anthony Cosenza/NJ/conspiracy
>>679670748
Why is he even in jail ? What happened to non-accountibilty due to being retarded
>>679678583
>he
>>679671834
FALLOUT 3
>>679668601
2nd degree Murder....
1# CELESTIAL BODY IMPERSONATION
Public intoxication
>>679672094
$10 says his bitch shaved his eyebrow and got ktfo
>>679674649
TOO CLOSE
>>679669058
Looks like HW Bush got enough of Jeb
>>679669318
>>679678228
I hope everybody in prison finds ot and they break all his bones
>>679678640
Yeah, looks extremely feminine
>>679669321
more like
>get me outta here momma
qt3.14
>>679671713
Cause she is a woman, chances of her getting a slap on the wrist is pretty high.
>>679670493
yeah that can get you into trouble
Guess what they have in common. Besides looks.
>>679671175
dirty niggers ragret nothing
>>679669752
arrested for witchcraft
>>679680373
Pedos?
#1 DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED BAC>=0.15
>>679675170
and the other one on your bike.
>>679668601
This dude was a crooked asshole cop.
http://www.newson6.com/story/26396561/vinita-police-officer-arrested-for-lewd-molestation-of-minor
>>679680691
Forgot pic
>>679673891
Kek, I can't stop laughing.
>>679680590
Ding ding ding, we got a winner.
How come they all look similar?
>>679680590
all white lol
>>679671241
he needs help. prison won't help.
>>679680373
Child molestation charges?
>>679671560
public indecency?
>>679681122
> won't help
How? he'd be dead in a week tops
>>679671834
fuck man she's been through some shit
>>679680373
Child porn, easy they all look like they belong on /b/
>>679671834
influence of what? the dark lord?
![Franck_Ribéry_20120611[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uocTj4B.jpg "Franck_Ribéry_20120611[1].jpg")
>>679674795
Oh this is that well known soccer guy
>>679677327
He literally told you, fag
>>679680373
posession of cheese pizza
>>679672179
Apart from that fucked up skin maybe.
>>679672663
Fuckin hell. Does it have eyes? Is it even alive?
>>679675872
What does the australophytecus did?
>>679680822
i don't think they do, maybe you just have a pedo sense
>>679676112
looks like MC Ride its having a hard time
>>679680822
When the mind is fucked, it manifests in your body. Remember always, the mind and body are linked. This is why meditation will affect not only your mind but also the way you behave your body. Body language says everything about a person!
>>679682446
Not all together, there are some variations. But check out the look, the baby face, the little beard, the short hair, the pale skin... It fits.
>>679682582
Yeah, but there isn't a lot of body language going on in a mugshot. It's basically deep eye sockets, short hair and small beard.
>>679669420
>TAMPER/FABRICATE PHYS EVID W/INTENT TO IMPAIR
That's not what the charge would be for. There would be other charges and the only tampering charge would be /intent to deceive.
I'm guessing this is drug/theft arrest where she destroyed/ate evidence or hid money.
>>679673675
She was pretty before the meth...and the nigger spunk she's eaten for it.
>>679682922
It's the eyes essè, look close to how dead they "look". It's a sign of heavy dopamine depletion. Look in the mirror after orgasming and you will look the same. There is a short depressioning of the mind when you orgasm because of the dopamine spike.
>>679684143
I neither feel nor look depressed after coming, I know cuz my gf had a mirror in her bedroom lol. But how does that relate to these fucks?
>>679669257
McPoyle?
>>679684330
Im going to assume you watch porn since you were young here to explain my point. Remember how vanilla your tastes were in porn when you just started watching porn? Almost anything got you off, but as the time passed by, the more porn you watched, the more desensitized you became, you started "discovering" fetishes (read: developing a twisted fantasy-like lust to keep yourself excited to porn).
These guys in the mugshot are the people that have gone TOO far with this shit, the only thing that gets them off is child porn now. Normal porn won't do it, since their dopamine receptors are fried. When this happens, it manifests in the face. I'm a professional and have studied applied psychology. If you have more questions ill be happy to answer
>>679669043
stealing my heart
>>679684792
Clinically speaking, people who are attracted to prepubescents (kids) do not have any other fetishes or attraction to adults. So this "gateway drug" kind of scaling doesn't work here. The only overlap you have here is with people liking some 16yo posting her tits online, which is illegal, but biologically normal.
I'd rather say these people look like that into the camera because their shit got fucked up. Imagine yourself to stand there with these charges, how would you look into the camera?
>>679677029
>>679686094
You're retarded.
3-(3x6)+2=3-(18)+2=-15+2=-13
>>679675746
the face i make when sniffing panties
