NEW ARIZONA THREAD
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
NEW ARIZONA THREAD
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>>679603929
god damnit
>>679603929
HAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>679603929
fag
>>679603929
sixth
>>679603929
I'm joke better early
>>679603913
the fuck is discord?
4th one I've been following
about another 10 minutes and machetebro will be there?
Jon Snow kills Dumbledore.
$10 this is all a prank
>>679604067
newfag
>>679604141
whaaat?
Oh shit
>>679604141
spoiled
>>679604193
Whats a newfag?
>>679604141
fukc you
>>679604166
U on
Sorry last post and I'm 10 out. On my way mother fuckers
>>679604193
fuckin twelvie :^)
>>679604007
Good job, Bond
who else /flagstaffmasterrace/ here?
You are all l losers.
>>679604363
sank yous
>>679604391
iLoser
I was born in Tuscon. Haven't been back in about 10 years. I remember it though and would love to go back. The desert is beautiful.
>>679604376
Show us the road, faggot
This is now a paul goldschmidt thread
GET IN HERE CUCKS
Thread theme?
Seriously. When y'all get there, Periscope this shit.
>>679604376
Old pic is old. Machete bro is kill
>>679603747
I find your lack of lush shrubbery amusing. Upstate NY is clearly superior.
>>679604374
is that pizza place still there in town? I liked that place.
>>679604536
what do you think it's about
what if nigbro is pounding back brews at a campfire with op?
Guise, leave Machetebro alone. He's making his way there. New pics have been recently posted.
>>679604545
this
or make video upload it pls
GSVB DROO MVEVI YIVZGS ZTZRM
GSVB DROO MVEVI YIVZGS ZTZRM
GSVB DROO MVEVI YIVZGS ZTZRM
GSVB DROO MVEVI YIVZGS ZTZRM
>>679604617
No I mean, thread theme song
>>679604633
Nigbro's dead, being eaten by scorpions or tarantulas or some shit.
>>679604633
More likely he's pounding OP's gf while OP cries.
Who's ready to see gunbro blast shit
>>679604525
Pulled over for one last let go. Strangely enough there is a road and it's not that great. I'll pee on it. I'm about 5 mins away.
>>679604762
Radscorpions
>>679604762
damn.... rip nigbro
>>679604888
you got this machete bro
>>679604762
Mystikal killed machete bro, master-P raped the corpse of machete bro. All that could be heard was "Uhhhhh Na Naaaaa Na Naaaaaa" echoing though the night.
>>679604906
>>679604925
I keked.
This is the worst thread I have ever seen in my entire life.
>>679604888
nice trips
however, you pee a lot
>>679604888
i guess he realy is streaming this
sorry that was bad
>>679604888
did you see a black guy anywhere? i understand its dark outside
>>679604906
it was the courier
>>679604888
go pee man
>>679604888
Checked, how's the reception on your phone? Will you be able to post all the way up to the coordinates?
Also, if you don't find anything tonight I'm willing to make a daytime trip with you and bring a truck so we can drive on the access roads in that area
>>679604067
Thank you; I've never heard of it either.
>>679605040
Beer is a rental
Gunbro here, loading up my chest rig and downloading periscope before I leave.
>>679604888
BLF DROO MVEVI OVZEV RU BLF WL MLG GFIM YZXP
>>679605094
kek
>>679604888
Be careful machete bro. Keep a look out for the other bros
>>679604888
You have the bladder of a woman. I hope the guy who murders you tonight wears it like a hat.
>>679605040
He was guzzling some caffeinated shit I think, and he's nervous. Good excuse to be pissing a lot.
if machete bro is trolling he is master race
/drug/bros checking in. on our way
>>679605154
ayy gunbro
Still in the race...
Machetebro: Odds on Favorite from the beginning.
Screwdriverbro: Broken phone, in the wilderness alone. Possibly being stalked by...
Niggerbro: Likely dead, but also possibly stalking Screwdriverbro. Mostly because he's a nigger, and you can't see niggers at night.
AND...
The new favorite: Gunbro, going to Machetebro's aid.
Hey gun bro when is your ETA
>>679604888
Pee swift and quietly
>>679605154
>no timestamp
>>679605154
SOlid watch, gun /b/ro. I also use G-Shock.
>>679605194
kek
>>679605154
Godspeed Gunbro
-The Anon who immortalized you in name.
>>679605239
30 mins? I will shoot katana on sight.
>>679604888
Trips of 8's. Something good is going to happen to machete bro.
I have been in every thread, and have yet to see a picture of Machete
anyone have screencap of original thread?
>>679605293
Really nigga?
>>679605332
8 in China is a lucky number
>>679605293
There is a fucking watch with a time and date dumbass
>>679605293
i guess niggers cant read a watch
>>679605220
Niggerbro could be dead and stalking Screwdriverbro, he is too stupid to know that he is dead.
>>679605220
What about katana bro
>>679605154
I hope your phone has good battery life
>>679605154
A guy with a big ol' knife is already 5 minutes away, don't let him die.
>>679605321
Katana's on your team Gunbro.
Also, forgot Katanabro is in the mix.
>>679604888
>I'll pee on it
>>679605321
We all believe in you
>>679605437
Heart attack walking up the basement stairs of his mom's house.
>>679605220
gunbro is fakeeeeeee he is talking in the fucking discord dumbass
>>679603747
Just moved to based Az, where is that?
>>679605349
also where hes headed
https://www.google.com/maps/@33.57575,-110.0695,92m/data=!3m1!1e3
kill yourself
>>679604888
sharpen your machete
>>679605437
He failed so hard that he stopped existing.
I think i went to the wrong place
Nigbro
>>679605437
Haven't heard an update yet on Katanabro. Here's hoping he's still inbound, and doesn't get shot by Gunbro.
>>679605557
I don't believe in any of them. I think they're all gonna fail. Just putting that out there.
>>679604374
Pffft Grand Canyon master race here
been lurking in this thread for hours now, the cordinates are for some thing buried, machetebro, have you even brought shovel kek
>>679605335
He post one in last thread
>>679605220
SHIT THIS IS LIKE THE HUNGER GAMES
>>679603747
where was that taken?
what is this?
>>679605766
Kill yourself
>>679605723
that other thread could have easily have been a troll
>>679605739
place your bets booiis
NZXSVGV YIL DROO URMW Z YZT.
WLMG LKVM GSV YZT NZXSVGV YIL
>>679604506
you got out, do yourself a favor and don't get sucked into this blackhole
>>679605766
waste of dubs GTFO
Ok, so far who has participated in this wild goose chase
does anyone have nudes of girls from oro valley?
>>679605864
Fuck off with this shit
>>679605754
arizona
>>679605766
Secret club.
You gotta know how to read if you wanna join.
>>679605862
I bet I'll regret not just going to bed by the time this is over.
>>679605944
gtfo
>>679605917
You the one wasting em not answering.. make them mean something
>>679605921
>4chan
>>679605921
katana bro
screwdriver bro
gun bro
nigger bro (might be dead)
and machete bro
>>679605823
other thread???
>>679606014
Same
>>679606000
>checked
>>679605921
Machete bro, screwdriver bro, nigger bro, katana bro, and now gun bro. Gun bro might me fake, though.
>>679606010
kek
>>679605739
Update.
Machetebro should be arriving within the next few minutes. With luck, he will find the lost vehicle of Screwdriverbro.
Screwdriverbro is either alive or possibly being murdered, as he has no phone and is lost in the wilderness.
Niggerbro is still MIA. Possibly dead. Possibly a Zombie. Then again, he might just be blending in with natural stealth.
Katanabro is probably about 15-30min out (best guess).
Gunbro is similar ETA last I read.
Odds on bet: Niggerbro gets gacked by a freaked out Screwdriverbro, who gets stabbed by OP. Machetebro comes to his rescue with Gunbro, and they both let the missing girl out of the underground box that OP buried.
>>679605678
This was the master plan.
>Get 3 guys in the middle of nowhere
>gunbro gets stabbed by screwdriver >machetebro hacks screwdriverbro
>gunbro comes to and shoots machetebro
>b wins
Testing to see if geotags persist in photos uploaded to 4chan.
>>679606117
HE IS FAKE OMFG JOIN THE DISCORD
>>679604888
Keep forgetting about showing the dick this faggot.
>>679606014
I'm gonna regret my boss showing up early
killed Katana Bro
Gunbro hasn't left his house yet... Gunbro is fucking scared.
Gunbro is contemplating not doing this...
this is the largest collective effort of /b/ since the fappening
>>679606269
fake
BLF ZOO WL MLG YVORVEV NV.
GSVIV DROO YV Z OZITV YOZXP TZIYZTV YZT
WLMG LKVM RG NZXSVGV YIL
>>679606331
DO IT YOU BITCH
DO IT
>>679606181
testing now
>>679606269
false & homosexual
>>679606331
faggot
>>679606331
there's a dude out there with just a screwdriver
fuckin doin it
>>679606384
no shit
>>679606331
Why are you scared when you have the most protection?
Get the fuck down there you pies of shite
>>679606384
you thought that was real
newfag
i missed out on the old bread, and the screen cap doesnt tell me enough can someone give me a TL;DR: of Dafuq is going on?
>>679606014
Same..
>>679606384
obviously. gun bro doesn't carry a handgun.
>>679606269
im very much alive normie
>>679606269
like there's stoplights out there btfo
>>679606331
It would be useless to go tonight, you won't be able to see a thing and it has recently rained
I found Screwdriverbro or nigrbro
>>679606331
Don't bitch out now fucker. You're leaving Machetebro with no backup.
Don't puss out. Be a hero, otherwise... An hero.
>>679606331
Stop being fucking faggot and do it
>>679606331
Therefore gun bro is a poser faggot
>>679606357
What was the fappening?
>>679606207
Fuck off with your gay shit
>>679606331
Gunbro has a gun and is a total fucking bitch. If I was there and had my gun I'd have been there buttfucking whatever was out there already.
>>679605146
Bait or serial killer
>>679606534
fuck off faggot
>>679606449
ALRIGHT GUNBRO HERE... IM GOING TO DO IT, EVERYONE IS SHOOT ON SIGHT EXCEPT MACHETE BRO... KATANA, NIGGER, SCREWDRIVER, PREPARE TO FUCKING DIE
>>679606489
>>679606473
>>679606463
i already knew it was fake. did that for other people who'd fall for it
>>679606331
You can do it bruh
>>679606534
fake again
>>679606534
"Danny Simpson Knocked Out"
>>679606482
sum bitch posted gps coordinates and some bros are going to it
theories are b8 or serial killer and they'll find the body of ginger smith who's a missing person in arizona and her pic got posted in an earlier thread
>>679606561
retarded faggot
>>679606465
he's scared because he has to drive for 12 hours to get there and it'd be dark by then
>>679606534
Fake
https://www.pappzd.com/2013/02/danny-simpson-knocked-out-in-punch-up/
>>679603913
Midwest fag here.
Is arazona honestly worth visiting in the summertime? I'm considering taking my motorcycle through the mountains into the desert.
>>679606561
Kill yourself and Google it
>>679606623
godspeed gunbro
>>679606693
Typical ARG shit.... ok carry on my wayward son
>>679606331
Machete /b/ro needs you!
>>679606534
RIP KANYE
>>679603747
Where'd you take that pic, OP? Looks possibly like somewhere around Reddington Pass.
>>679606745
Arizona is desert
somebody go
at least for body recovery
>>679606623
So... Update again.
Gunbro is a pussy and cannot be counted on as anything but a combat liability.
Machetebro, a combat veteran is going to have to pull this out on his own, while possibly avoiding unintentional friendly fire from Gunbro who will be hunting down and attempting to kill their only other "friendlies" out there.
Niggerbro: Still MIA.
Screwdriverbro: Low battery, borked phone, lost... but alive.
Katanabro: Where dafuq are you?
>>679606849
Google images
Finallybfuckingbhwre
>>679606482
Spoopy co-ords, dude with screwdriver, one with machette, some nigger, dude with katana, and one more hunting them down.
Another fag with a gun too scared.
Machete /b/ro, I need an update. Otherwise I'm gonna pass out from exhaustion.
>>679606745
summertime? fuck no unless you want to empathize with jews in ovens
Can we move this to /r/creepy? Would be easier to stay updated
>>679606777
^^^^^^^^^^^%%%
> godspeed gunbro
> godspeed
> god
>>679606933
time to kill
>>679606607
Not b8 m8, I live in AZ and occasionally go hiking near that area. There is no way you're going to get anywhere near the coordinates without a truck. Additionally, it's too dark to make the trek safely and it has recently rained. The only sensible thing to do is be properly prepared and go during the day time.
I'm an adventurous person so I'm more than willing to make this journey but would prefer not to do it alone, safety in numbers and all.
>>679606745
No. Come during winter, weather is nice then.
>>679606908
Machetebro didnt update yet , is he..
>>679606745
>Arazona
holy fuck man. Really?
>>679606933
there he is
nice dubs
>>679604888
>>679605220
Kek these threads are legendary even if it's just a bunch of /b/ros mucking about in the dark wilderness
>>679606745
make sure to steer clear of four men weilding a katana a nigger a screwdriver and a startrek like batleath
Is machete bro dead it passed more than 10 minutes and we haven't heard from him
>>679606933
o shit get your machete to the ready
>>679606978
Fuck off reddit
>>679606933
what do you see machetebro?
>>679606933
Try and find screwdriverbro's truck... if he's not in the entirely wrong place.
>>679606933
Um are you still in this dimension? Why is there eternal darkness in that pic
>>679606933
URMW GSV YZT
>>679607046
yep he dead and loose, lets go
>>679606908
Wait, I bet I know why Niggerbro got close and then bugged the fuck out of there.
The co-ordinates led to his son.
>>679606933
MACHATA BRO
>>679606745
There's nice scenery but way too hot during the summertime, October is best
>tfw your boyfriend lives in the distant land of Arizona
>>679605421
Why do u keep posting this?
>>679606933
lDo you have flashlight?
>>679606933
it's happening
>>679606951
shit. that's in AZ and im in MO....
>>679607019
Machete has been updating on roughly 15-30m spans of time. He's not out yet.
Spoopy is back though.
>>679606933
did you remember to bring a shovel to dig up whatever was buried there?
>>679606933
yea boii
>>679607040
kek
>>679607138
Double Kek.
>>679607110
cause it's night time ass hat
occidere te fasce
Upstate NY all the way bro, we got the best shrubbery.
>>679606968
Good call. I'd rather have the AC blasting if I ever have to go through 80+ degree weather. At least the heat there is probably dry. There's nothing worse than not being able to sweat in 90 degree weather.
bat'leth bro here ready to kill some katana wielding faggot
MACHETE STREAM THIS SHIET
Pitch black. All camera pics pick up is close images guys.
>>679606933
>So what I'll do is stop and buy a beer, should I get one of those flashlights by the counter, nah fuck it!
>>679607220
Hey just updated he's there
>>679607368
Agreed
>>679607377
You're not even real. GTFO.
>>679607368
boring as fucking shite
>>679607424
o shitt
>>679607013
It rained last monday and only in Tucson bro
>>679607424
JOIN THE DISCORD LOL JESUS
GUNBRO ENROUTE
>>679607424
How close are you?
I live an hour west of those coords.
>>679607424
its tiem
>>679607424
how close are you to the location?
>>679607424
should have brought a flashlight
>>679607424
Machete/b/ro?
the happening is now happening
>>679607424
Get some video
>>679607424
Shit
>>679607424
TL MLIGS
DZGXS LFG ULI HNZOO OZPV
YOZXP YZT
im going home
>>679607529
what are you doing here? get in there anon
>>679607527
go gun bro! machete bro is already on site
>>679607570
no, fucking lock pick /b/ro
>>679607156
Good point. My grandparents have some property down there. I'd consider riding down there then if the midwest wasn't already covered with 5 feet of snow around Oct.
>>679607527
The fuck is with that GPS unit placement
Shit is about to go down... maybe
>>679607526
FUUUUUCK OOOOOFFFFFFF
>>679607642
what the fuck?
>>679607520
It was raining earlier, not much but enough to make the rocks slippery
UPDATE
Machete: On Site. Reports pitch black conditions. Recommend Machete search for signs of light in the darkness. The images clearly showed light where OP was.
Gunbro: En Route.
Screwdriverbro: Listen for foot traffic. Call out if you think you hear a hero in the night (machetebro)
Niggerbro: Stop being dead.
Katanabro: Check in.
>>679607642
Thats a stock image you fucking faggot
>>679606933
It's time /b/ros
>>679607025
I've never been to the sw states (other than a trip to cali)
>>679607424
>>679607528
Closer about 500 feet. Sorry for shit pics but almost there
15 MINUTES
>>679607757
he's not en route you dumb motherfucker
>>679607642
Fuck off
Guys, I'm so hard thinking about what's going to happen next.
OP here, we only found some faggot
>>679607529
get on it anon, dont forget a shovel, everyone else seems to have
>>679607787
Best of luck!!!!!!!!
>>679607787
go machete bro!
>>679607787
OH SHIT
>>679607788
holy fuck! katanabro?
>>679607757
UPDATE
Machete: On Site. Reports pitch black conditions. Recommend Machete search for signs of light in the darkness. The images clearly showed light where OP was.
Gunbro: En Route.
Screwdriverbro: Listen for foot traffic. Call out if you think you hear a hero in the night (machetebro)
Niggerbro: Stop being dead. Still.
Katanabro: Checked in: 15m out.
>>679607787
I WAS HERE during this
>>679607040
kek
wat?
>>679607787
Do you hear anything?
>>679607788
Katana broooo>>679607788
>>679607787
Y.O.Z.X.P. Y.Z.T.
whos car is this here
>>679607788
katana boy? 0.0
>>679607788
O SHIT this is gonna be the best thing since sliced bread
>>679607787
>>679607757
>>679607527
Gunbro's image is fake. Proven in Discord. Gun is fake too, vest is most likely movie prop. Disregard Gunbro.
Gonna make a new thread right now before this one is become 404
>>679607942
buddies jeep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>679607838
>filename
You autist..
>>679607942
man this thread is nuts.
>>679607788
Katana bro is back, only niggerbro is mia
>>679607942
who are you?
>>679607787
Signal OK I can still get in and out !
>>679607942
look at the plate
>>679607788
go katanafag
Meanwhile the killer sits in the pitch black darkness watching machetebro fumble around in the darkness and laugh and think this is all fun and games. All he can hear is his own quickening breath as he waits for him to get closer so he can show him what he's made. So he can make another.
>>679607942
LOOK AT THE PLATE
LOOK AT HIS PLATE, DOES IT SAY VETEREN???
>>679607905
Who the fuck are you? Exactly. Shut the fuck up.
>>679607942
Timestamp w/ the license plate
>>679607942
ITS SCREWDRIVER BROS CAR
>>679607942
fake
>>679607942
fake
>>679607942
That's Screwdriverbro's Jeep.
>>679607942
Your mom's
>>679607787
No matter what you find you are my hero
Toasting in Epic Bread
>>679607788
KATANA /B/OY!! pls watch out for Gunbro and Machete/b/ro, try referring them to their "4chan" names to sound friendly i guess idfk
>>679607942
THATS SCREWDRIVERBROS
>>679607942
STAND YOUR GROUND OP. YOUR MISSION, YOUR GROUND
For some reason I find the thought of a bunch of autistic /b/tards holding an impromptu get together around what is more than likely a corpse at around midnight in Arizona hilarious.
>>679607477
Oh really? Try this one on for size
>>679608018
This pic is very reassuring.
Thank you machete bro
>>679608018
your dick looks like a pig in a blanket
>>679607942
Machete bro. Call out to him
MAKE A NEW THREAD
>>679607788
Rad dude
>>679608018
You didn't need a shovel, you can just use your disgusting foreskin.
SCREWDRIVERBRO ISN'T DRIVING A JEEP, HE'S DRIVING A FORD PICKUP!
>>679608018
Thanks for sharing the dick. Now we know you're fine.
>>679607903
UPDATE
Machete: On Site. Reports pitch black conditions. Recommend Machete search for signs of light in the darkness. The images clearly showed light where OP was.
Gunbro: Claimed to be En Route (but probably fake)
Screwdriverbro: Listen for foot traffic. Call out if you think you hear a hero in the night (machetebro)
Niggerbro: MIA.
Katanabro: 15m out.
>>679608213
name it newer newer arizona thread
New tread. Will finish. NP here
SOMEONE GET PERISCOPE SO WE CAN WATCH U FUCK AROUND IN THE DARK
>>679607788
KATANA
>>679607942
jeep pic fake
http://going2sahara.org/?p=3755
>>679607942
faggot
http://going2sahara.org/?p=3755
>>679607459
Thanks, bro. Thank you so much.
>>679608188
That is because it is a pig in a blanket.
>posting in epic bread...giggling like a madman..stay frosty
>>679608018
PLEASE GPS TIMESTAMP OR JOIN DISCORD
>"anyone in arizona wanna hang out?"
>sure
NOPE
>hexidecimals
>bullshit faggotry
>18 threads
machete bro?
>>679608186
NEW THREAd
>>679607683
Gun b/ro is certified mitty, ranked Major Faggot in the marqueens
Machete join the discord
https://discordapp.com/channels/170776123867791361/170776123867791361
>>679608018
Thx 4 update bby
New bread
>>679608186
Toasting in epic bread.
>>679608436
not this shit again
https://discord.gg/0x8rhEdA7yT8fmHc
>>679608436
fake
nigger bro 5 min out
go to the new thread
>>679608363
About sums it up
>>679608436
Kill your self
>>679608579
I see you were running on black people time as usual.
>>679608579
you're still alive?
>>679608601
you're*
>>679608579
we need a proper ID nigbro
hopefully this is how it ends
>>679608579
FAKE
>>679608579
timestamp or gtfo nigger
TO THE NEW THREAD!!!
>>679608579
fake and gay
https://discord.gg/0x8rhEdA7yTcAA2d
MACHETE JOIN DISCORD
https://discord.gg/0x8rhEdA7yTcAA2d
https://discord.gg/0x8rhEdA7yT8fmHc
>>679608764
Post link and we will follow
quick summary?
>>679608579
>>679607942
..679608186
..679608186
