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Attention, users of /b/.

Redditfags have launched a nuke towards us exactly 5 minutes ago. The estimated time of impact is one hour.

We have a nuke shelter ready, but we only have space for those who show dubs or higher.

You have one hour to show us your dubs.
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Hi.
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What's a dub
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im too young to die
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Trips gets me a rocket out of the internetz?
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>>679577696
Coming through
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>>679577696

Let me in
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Well shit.
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>>679577696
Fuck you I am going to infinity-chan. Goodbye faggots.
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>>679577822
Congrats
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>>679577696

i made it, here are my dubs
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>>679577822
wasted dubs
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>>679577696
let me in or i sad
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the game is funner when its dubs open and close doors.
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VIP coming thru this is my shelter now
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>>679577822
>>679578244
so far its just these two lonely faggots. I guess they will have to sex each other during the nuclear winter in this bunker.
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I'm safe
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>>679578634
Well, I was close
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>>679577696
I hear dying from a nuclear explosion isn't so bad
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can I come in
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>>679578843
No
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>>679578843
shit
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#MakeAmericaGreatAgain
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>>679578892
FUCK
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>>679578955
congrats
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>>679578955
TAKE ME WITH YOU
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>>679578955
Now you can.
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I don't ned dubs because these trips means I can kick everyone out
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god help me
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We're going to build a wall
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>>679579106
where?
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solid trips and I keep the bunker all to myself
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>>679577696
What ever. no one gives a shit about your stupid check em threads.
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And Mexico is going to pay for it
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Its just a bunch of cucks and chads in a tight room, who the fuck wants to be there anyways?
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>>679579202
here. everyone out
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Save my soul op
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>>679577696
at least op wont be there
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Rolling for entry
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>>679579288
You apparently
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How disappointing /b/.
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>>679579399
and me
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time for everyone to leave my bunker
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>>679579288
you faggot
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>>679579399
I guess I'll meet you in the cesspool as well.
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>>679579399
You too
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no worries
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>>679579418
why would that disappoint you? you want summer to start?
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Please I have a family.
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Bring it, faggots.
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>>679579558
Fuck you and your family
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I am not going to tolerate faggotry in my bunker so, these trips say you're out
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Le plebbit army
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can i get in with a triforce instead


  ▲
â–² â–²
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am I safe yet
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>>679579551
Why would it not disappoint me? The fuck are you talking about summer?
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>>679579666
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>679579666
OH SHIT
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>>679579688
Yes child
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>>679577696
Why didn't we have countermeasures in place? I want answers.
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I know I'm in. Check em.
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>>679579687
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>>679579666
OP HERE

ALL OF YOU OTHER FAGGOTS GET OUT

THIS SATANIC SUNOVABITCH IS THE BUNKER OWNER NOW
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>>679579800
No answers just bunker
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rooollll
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>>679579709
holy shit, you're so new you still have that newfag smell on you. you need to lurk more.
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>>679579842
:( RIP
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Quaaaaaadss and ur king right?
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anywhere you go, the cancer of 4chan will still kill you
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>>679579889
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>>679579920
ur so old ur a fag
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>>679577696
I have my own bomb shelter 50 miles deep and self sustaining
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>>679580004
so close to king
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what do dubs mean?
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>>679580051
Go away
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>>679577696
We should launch a counteroffensive in the midst of a nuclear holocaust.
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>>679577696
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yolo
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>>679580092
Lurk some more, newfag
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>>679579926
Reroll quadssss
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K
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>>679580108
Fine but I was gonna invite you guys
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>>679580160
tell me pls u meanie >:(
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>>679579666
Since this is my bunker now, new rules. if you wan't safe passage into the bunker you need a set of dubs and a rare pepe. no pepe, no dubs, no salvation
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>>679580122
I guess I'm safe then
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>>679580210
Sorry im not gay
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>>679579666
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I think I'll just try to take my seat if that's ok
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>>679579763
Shut up Paul, you're still burning.
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>>679580164
reroll
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let me in you faggots
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>>679579666
Jesus Christ
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Czech em
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>>679579709
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>>679580383
let you in what? what do u meen faggots? haha kak
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Im an oldfag, I cant die now!
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Rolland
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>>679580542
what does oldfag mean?
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>>679580542
I'll pray for you in the bunker.
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kunts
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I don't care about these dubs, it's a rave out here guise.
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>>679580631
Kek
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>>679577696
checking in
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Make space, coming through.
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ok.
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You cant keep me out with dubs like these. Checkum
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>>679580688
You're like those rich dubai kids.
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>>679580648
cunts* wow you are bad at spelling. kak
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GET OUT FAGGOTS
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>>679580631
newfag.
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make way faggots
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>>679580613
this motherfucker is not getting in even with dubs
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any space left?
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Roll for repopulation
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>>679580811
OMG... CALLING THE NEWFAG OUT GOT ME INTO THE SHELTER THANKS FINGERBOX!
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come on dubs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Joke's on you guys, I actually want to die. t(^^,t)
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Please let me in i have no wife and kids, my life is great!
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D U B S
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what does anon mean? I been asking 4chan for like 2 years now, (kak) but they always say im newfag. >>newfag what faggts am i rite? lmao so hart right now. Also how do i use dubs and trips? I heard dubs are when someone comments the same thing twice and then gets the same words. kak.
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all you faggots outside my door shut the fuck up you aren't getting in. I've locked the door and only trips will open it
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Shelter me anon your my only hope
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Fuck your shelter
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Hope this pepe and these dubs are enough
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>>679581137
Oh shitttt..
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>>679581110
So close to quads. Just one off.
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Il let you guys rape me if you let me in
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>>679581065
woah why are you posting that on 4chan? that is fuqd up my negro.
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gimme dubs for the love of shrek
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Im a 13 yo female white cis le me in
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>>679581229
edgy
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Am I safe?
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Im not afraid!
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>>679581243
the fuck is quads mean? tell me and don't call me newfag, i on here for 2 years asking knee grow.
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>>679581375
Nope, I'm dead
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>>679581269
kek 69
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>>679577696
:( reddit pls
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Let ne anon the blast is coming soon
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>>679581137
Okay, got dubs here's trips
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My kids there all i got and there in there please dont let me in
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Rollorino
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here wego
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>>679577696
save me, or rather let me save you
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>>679581229
mods
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>>679581555
Fuck yeah you guys can suck it
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>>679581385
Get your Vault Veal out of here faggot.
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I have a wife and two kids. Please let me in.
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Check these dubs.
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>be u
>one day i get called n
>ewfag
and then i get >called newfag again by another commentinger. i kecked.
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>>679581555
new addition to the satanic bunker
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Oh boy!
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Let's go boys
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>>679581820
What does anon mean? last time i asked 2 years ago i was called a new faggot. How mean.
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>>679581974
newfag (kake)
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I'm a girl btw
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>>679577696
Reddit... That's like fearing an attack from North Korea.
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>>679581974
Whats the first 4 letters of every users name on her
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How do i create a profile? Ugh this website is too hard to use. I want to change my name from Anonymous to im not gay, because people keep calling me fag
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>>679582258
Can't tell if troll or actual retard
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>>679582060
Anon means newfag? k thanks I'm gonna leave this group chat. 4chan layout is weird am i rite? k bye
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i already rolled dubs but might as well roll for my pet plant just so you niggas can't get in
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>>679582431
Or normal person trying to use stypid 4chan layout?
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LEl what's the worst that could happen?
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One male one female and a child.
Check.
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pls dubs
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Look at these dubs
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I bet on the Faq or the about they tell me how to make a profile, all the guests on the website are mean :(
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>>679582777
You actually need trips to get in now...


Wait what the fuck.
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>>679577696
What do you mean you won't let me in?
I AM Vault-Tec!
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>>679582944
nigga i'm just gr9
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>>679577696
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>>679580285
Don't lie.
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Do trips count?
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>>679583444
checked
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I welcome the end.
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>>679577696
scuse' me
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Wow i can choose files for my comments and so they send with my comments!!!! Check out my funny memes guys? U bet im jelous. kak.
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>>679579666
>>679581555
>>679582777
>>679583444
Just the 4 of us so far. At least we can play some cards or a decent game of Risk. Anybody bring dice?
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>>679584130
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MAKE WAY BITCHES
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rolling for the saftey
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>>679584442
So close
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Let me in
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Crap.
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>>679584273
Would be nice to get trips again.
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>get
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>>679584273
Also, btw. If you get trips that have already come out, they guy gets kicked out and you take his place. Only new trips add to the bunker. So there are only 10 spaces total. 4 are filled. 6 remain. I'm 666 so please don't get me kicked out.
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>>679584900
Nice I made it
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pardon me coming through
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>>679585071
Last hope
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>>679585114
trips to get in, so negative. you're out with the rest.
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Shit.
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>>679585204
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Fuck.
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gonna get a second seat in this bunker. that way I'm more comfortable.
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These quads say everyone leaves. Nobody lives. Not even me.
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>>679585471
I mean roll
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IM THE VIP FUCK YOU ALL
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>>679579666
>>679581555
>>679582777
Any of you guys bring anything to drink?
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Survivor
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>>679585533
Again
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I've lived a good life
I'll wait outside and think of you all fondly
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open sesame
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Oh, come on! Let me in!
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