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>>679573269
I think we've all been in a public situation with a raging hard on dripping pre down our legs.. or is that just me
Anywho, sleeping naked is /comfy/
GEMINI SIGNING IN
THIS WILL NOT BE A PROBLEM TO ME
HOPE RIDES ALONE
G E M I N I
>>679573500
I did once, it was kinda awkward.
>>679573500
It would be weird if you didn't
>>679573591
It is untill your bestfriend walks in in the morn
why does lightning make that freaky weird noise sometimes it's like eeeeeeee instead of a rumble i have no idea how else to describe it
>>679573500
I get it sometimes, no pre tho.
GO ON, FILTER ME
I GOT 5GB LEFT OF IMAGES
>>679573784
Then it's time for brofun.
>>679573837
Looks vaguely like some Fourier type shit. Should see that next year.
>>679573500
It's not just you. Hell, some of us have done it to ourselves on purpose.
>>679573364
Thanks for the heads up.
>>679573647
I'm a Capricorn, but you don't see me shitting up loli threads screaming SEAGOATS ASSEMBLE. Since you're here with us, what are you into?
>>679573884
Im like a faucet when it comes to pre haha. Which works perfectly cause I love precum
>>679573985
I actually wouldn't fuck any of my irl friends.
>>679573942
fuck off fag,
>>679573994
wherest dost thou hail, knave
>>679574371
Right now, I'm at complex numbers, which by the way, feel completely useless.
>>679574184
I should be either congratulating you for not putting frivolous qualities like attractiveness first in the company you decide to keep, or I should be asking you why you live near a nuclear power plant. Which is it?
>>679574562
complex numbers are a godsend when you look at AC electronics
GEMINI SIGNING OFF
RECRUITING MORE SPAMMERS
THIS FIGHT WILL NEVER END
AND DONT TAKE THIS AS VICTORY
G E M I N I
>>679574693
Well, I dont lib next to a nuclear plant. So, thank you? Haha, no I just hang out with people that I find cool.
>>679574896
That's what I've been told, but... I don't know. It affects me in a negative way, I struggle to study things I'm not interested in. Why would I ever use a number that doesn't even fucking exist?
How is everyone's evening? I've just been sitting at home, eating leftovers my mom drove over to my house and nursing a spinal injury, while my husband sleeps off his cold.
>>679575145
okay.
Going to be picking up a stack of game cube games tomorrow.
>>679574192
Is there a bigger version of this?
>>679575145
Tired but can't sleep because 5 hour energy fucks me up for the day.
>>679575145
A little high, phones on 2. Doing pretty good all things considered
>no scat orgy porn while on a monster truck falling into a volcano with a dragon coming out of it in real life
AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE INFERIOR THEN THE HUMAN RACE? DO IT OR ARE YOU TRULY LIVING IN A BASEMENT?!
>>679575145
that sounds lovely. im so tirred i need to go to bed 4 real though if i post ill make it succinct no walls of unparseable pleonasms
I'm so fucking tired
>>679575140
It does exist, its used for two dimensional analysis and very useful in physics but if that is not your thing I guess you wouldn't appreciate them. Excluding electronics you can use them quite a bit in vector mathematics for rotations
>>679575050
It was a compliment, yes. You're welcome.
>>679575355
Fun! Which games?
>>679575613
I just have insomnia, but even if I'm not posting, I'm here with you, sleepless brother.
>>679575145
my evening has been pretty good, I got some free snacks at work, my dad finally left, and played some monster hunter 4 with friends.
>>679575556
Big enough?
>>679575956
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
Super Mario Sunshine
Wind Waker
Luigi's Mansion
Pikmin 2
Mario Party 4
Legend of Zelda Four Swords Adventures
Starfox Assault
Wario World
Sonic Adventure 2 Battle
Animal Crossing
Simpsons Hit and Run
Super Monkey Ball 2
Metroid Prime
Tony Hawk Pro Skater 4
>>679575955
Maybe I work on them too hard.
>>679576211
My childhood in one post but i recommend also picking up Pokemon Colusium, and Rogue leader games, as well as baldurs gate dark allience
>>679575956
Yeah insomnia is pretty not fun, especially going into the weekend which you want to be rested for.
>>679575991
Yessir, thanks!
>>679576425
He is picking them up to sell though.
>>679576425
I already have most of those. I'm just picking them up to re-sell.
>>679575926
you know too much
>>679575810
Everything but the spinal injury part is indeed lovely, thanks! You should go to bed, your typing even makes you sound tired.
>>679575884
Hey Groden! Sleepyheads are all over this thread, it seems, myself included. Cuddle pile?
>>679575976
When you say that your dad "finally left," do you mean that he just went somewhere for the evening, or do you mean that you and he have a bad relationship and that he's finally gone? I've been there.
>>679576211
I have a few of those, but I am super-jealous right now.
>>679576544
NO PAIN NO GAME
>>679576690
Not keeping them though except maybe Star Fox assault.
>>679576674
I'm watching that on TNT right now, too.
>>679576609
Oh, well, I do that with cards and toys and games myself. I've got an eBay store that I just opened earlier this year, but the plan is to have a brick-and-mortar store by next year.
>>679576690
I mean that he was staying here for about a week and it made me not be able to do what I wanted to. Then he also promised he would at least help me fix the window in my car that got broken and instead went on a hiking trip and then left. So needless to say I'm a bit pissed at him right now.
>>679576211
well golly this is quite the list worth admiring
honest to god give me a gamecube and this collection. just give it to me. i dont even need to say specifically how much i want to play all of them or how theyd be completely satisfactory if they were the fucking only games i could play for the rest of my days wow there are some good titles in this bitch
>>679577112
How extreme are you?
>>679577051
I wanted to have a store but its not that profitable here yet. Plus I have to secure a steady inventory.
Though it might be easier to get inventory when crack heads know where to sell their kids games at.
>>679577359
It's a nice list. I have a bit bigger collection though as far as game cube games. Over all I have about 500 games sitting behind me.
>>679576544
Leashes are hot.
>>679577482
I'm not extreme at all, I'm quite cautious actually. Why do you ask?
>>679577603
Answer my question
>>679577482
>>679577829
Too know how fucking casual your fucking people.
In fact everyone is a casual even try hards.
>>679577908
Extreme. Very extreme
>>679577908
you realized we are two different people right? Would it help if I started posting league pics again?
>>679578104
so wouldn't that make you a casual as well?
>>679577603
dope. im being haunted by the f-zero ax tracks right now
>>679578211
No, I am the no life hard.
>>679577783
Yah, feels good to know you're the bitch in the relationship.
>>679578392
YOU GOT BOOST POWER!
WATCH YOUR BACK!
>>679578501
what does that even mean?
>>679576690
evening bradford, been a while, I actually was just htinking of the picture you drew for me last summer lol, yeah I'd love a cuddle pile, I'm gonna go cuddle my pillow to sleep night guys
>>679578614
I'm like that nigger on top of the leader board in a shit FPS game who makes sure that he will be the best
>>679578508
Oh, I don't think it would be on me, m8.
european badg > american badg > honey badg
>>679578990
>>679579205
I was speaking for myself ;)
muscle guts?
>>679578990
so what exactly are you doing that with? A game?
>>679579750
because I like to ruin things
>>679579692
You kinky fucker.
>>679579905
Whayya gonna do about it?
>>679579582
That ain't going to be hot anon unless it is so unrecognizable as possible.
For a good measure, pic is what I consider hot (for the thread standards.) I don't know why just is.
>>679580148
You're on the leash, so it's not up to you.
>>679578986
Awwwww how sweet. Nighty-night, Groden!
I found $10 in my pants pocket today
>>679579900
For instance, I would micspam the shit out of the players until their ears ring, then I would go around and kill them
>>679580154
well that is um, good for you?
>>679580419
this is the exact reason why I mute in game sounds.
>>679580410
I found $200 in my pants. Course I put it there.
>>679580307
I know, but some guys like a little resistance!
>>679580410
at least its something. i could use a fuckin planet
>>679579821
They're the best!
>>679580627
Nice. I hadn't worn these pants in a while though so it was a pleasant surprise
>>679580717
A planet...
>>679580627
I found my ass in my pants. What a crazy world huh? who knows maybe you could help me find it again?~
>>679580915
Boop
>>679580903
Ah okay
>>679580710
Resist at your own risk.
>>679580539
It's not just virtual reality hell no, I would call 5 hokers that would say to put on a condom. I would then bring them all on a spike bed without a condom & wrap them all around with a belt. I would fuck all of them at the same time, no fucking grammar mistakes here, I would literally fuck all of them in one go. They still get paid though.
>>679580874
>Bradford
Cox
invasive anal sex
>>679581021
Yeah, surprise money is always fun.
>>679581346
Where do I sign up?
>>679581346
That sounds like a new type of surgery
>>679580316
Oh yeah and thanks again for the drawing I love it :D, goodnight mr bradford
>>679580903
a planet sounds trippy
>>679581346
Isn't all anal sex invasive?
>>679580717
How about a moon? I hear Titan is pretty nice.
>>679581319
I'm not sure I get the reference?
>>679581498
Goodnight! Sleep tight.
>>679581446
Bear Bar down the street
>>679581454
it'll make you into a pretty girl
>>679581639
soft-noncon deep penetrative anal destruction
>>679581498
I'm glad you liked it! Good night! (weird that my text cut off.)
>>679581662
Bradford Cox of Deerhunter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCVWrqxyt3Y
also cocks
>>679581163
Only if it'd make you harder. Unless you want me to just take it, thank you for using me, and clean you up afterwards like a good little subby.
>>679581928
haven't seen you around for a long time, how have you been?
>>679581799
I'll see you there. How you been?
>>679582105
good, great, had some alcohol, did some sex, most of the past three hours was a haze
>>679581662
too expensive. asteroids are cool. you can hollow them out into libraries. so when libraries teach you it takes less time to build them, so we can learn how to make accelerated pace civilizations if we can use the spare time wisely after you can create them so easily
>>679581021
it's looking a bit empty, maybe something could be put in it?
>>679581242
I don't understand what that has to do with what we were talking about before.
>>679582066
I guess you'll just have to take the risk.
>>679582301
I KILL WHO TRY TO OUTBEAT ME
>>679581933
Funny, I just chased a cute skunk off of my porch because he was getting into my trash (I used a rake). I guess now I get the reference. Nice.
>>679582077
I've been alright, just trying to get my life together and dealing with some health crises. I could go on about it, but suffice to say, I'm alive, happy, and grateful. How have you been?
>>679582468
Boooop
>>679582532
yea man me too
>>679582301
I haven't got to do the sex in a long time.
>>679582468
I'm born to have no fear of anything anon.
>>679582711
maybe i shouldnt have mentioned it
>>679582498
Always worth.
>>679582360
Huh, traveling space libraries inside of asteroids. I like it. I might use that in my D&D setting's future-timeline. Thanks.
>>679582711
>>679582668
>>679582468
Hi everyone.
So today sucked xD well not really it was a good day but league of legends hates me so much.
Played support all day. played 13 games. had one bad game ill admit i fucked up in it. but boom every single game today i kick ass. and the other lanes lost so hard..
>>679583148
I'm pleased. I think I'll keep you.
>>679582630
ahhh, much better~ Maybe get a bit deeper?
>>679582879
sounds like a great attitude for the army, ever think of signing up?
>>679582593
all we get around here are brown bunnies with the occational tortoise and coyote
i'm out
>>679583312
oh holy shit that just feels sexy nevermind sound like it
>>679583389
>playing League
>having a good day
Pick one.
>>679583452
No guns are for fucking pussies who just want to defend from a distance rather then coming up to someone and killing them by fist.
>>679583521
fuuuuck
k see ya
I'm watching people eFuck
cool
>>679582593
I hope everything is alright for ya
not much really, just been busy with uni a lot recently
>>679583450
Good, I'd love to be kept. I'd make good property.
>>679583312
that looks a lot like a pathfinder book cover to me
>>679583389
as a support main that also plays top I am proud.
>>679583859
why not do underground fighting then? There is some real money to be made that way especially if you aren't afraid.
>>679582931
Oh it's fine. I'll appreciate it more when it happens
>>679583389
Worst part of your day was a video game?
>>679584248
SEND EACH OTHER DICK PICS AND I WILL SHOW YOU WHO I AM
>>679584341
Hard to say on why not
>>679584248
It's not that simple. How can I be sure you'll handle me?
>>679584544
Someone's getting off.
>>679584441
and not geting to even shoot a single boar today. none where out at my land this smorning.
How to be a furfag:
First, be totally manipulative and willing to do anything
Now find a person. Just any random person
Next pretend to have no flaws, insecurities, fears or sadness
It's as simple as that. Fapping and marinating in porn all day greatly helps repressing and ignoring any pesky emotions you may have
The goal is to make any normal person feel inferior for having the slightest weakness
>>679583511
Michigan is weird. I grew up chasing peacocks off of my porch and running through the woods with wild dogs. As an adult, I feed stray cats and chase raccoons and skunks away. My grandmother lives out in the middle of nowhere and has to worry about mean-ass wild turkeys, as well as bears and snakes. We have everything.
>>679583579
Sexy is as sexy does.
>>679584135
It's been going pretty well, despite all things. I sell stuff online, and my husband and I are just about to have our one-year wedding anniversary (which coincides with a year in our trailer). I had another stroke, but I got lucky and I'm doing fine.
What do you go to school for again? I forget.
>>679584341
It is. I run mostly homebrew shit on a D&D 3.X/3.5 modification I made, with odd things scavenged from other sources, like Pathfinder. It sounds terrible when I put it that way, but I've been doing it for fifteen years as of this month with mostly the same people, so I must be doing something right.
>>679584894
Have no body though anon
>>679584894
who hurt you?
I'm sorry, furries can be turbo dicks around these parts.
>>679584844
I'd have no choice, but you'd still need to break me in.
>>679585201
oh yeah, I remember you talking your husband a few times, congrats on the anniversary but damn on that stroke
what do you sell?
I do geology
>>679585669
Keep in mind, we're not done until I say we are.
>>679585349
Show us your face anon.
>>679585941
I wouldn't think of finishing before you.
>>679586091
Okay fine
>>679584786
idk, I could talk to my friend who used to be in it. He might have some connections to get you in.
>>679585201
Nah it sounds pretty great honestly. I'm not a great DM so the only thing I have done is make custom races.
new bread?
>>679585201
I realize wild animals are not something you want anywhere near your house.
But I can't help but feel a little jealous you've seen raccoons IRL.
Cute little bastards.
>>679586551
I'm above you anon, I DONT HAVE A FUCKING BODY
>>679585933
Vintage collectibles, cards, toys, those sorts of things. I have a real passion for it, and soon enough, I plan on opening an actual store. Thanks for the well wishes, I hope everything is going great on your end.
>>679586551
I'm home a lot, so it's what I spend most of my free time on.
>>679586712
Oh they sure are, they just get into my trash a lot. LITTLE CUTEYPIES.
I think I'm actually going to bed. You all have a great night. It's good to be back, hopefully I'll continue to be back. Good night.
