Waifu claiming thread.
DFC is the cutest edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Shinoa claimed
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Rumia claimed
>>679569256
claimed!!
>>679569382
Heavy dedication
We ask of you now
How fast do you normally drive, anon?
Usually about 85 for me (135 for those of you who aren't yet free)
Froggy waifu4laifu reporting for duty.
Give me some reasons not to go rob a bank and flee NY.
>>679569256
>qt queen claimed
Dio-sama...
>>679569585
You won't make it out
>rango
Also I really appreciate your waifu's froggo expressions
>kind of lurks
>>679569666
qt satan
Hello loves
>>679569569
About 80. Can go faster when I'm with friends. Never hit 100mph tho
>>679569585
Because you should know that not everything in GTA is true
Hamakaze claimed. Lurking and playing ds3
Jesus fucking Christ, every single time I come on here there is another fucking waifu thread. Don't you pathetic little shots have ANYTHING better to do???
Not a joke, not an exaggeration. EVERY FUCKING TIME. Go get laid.
>>679569585
NY blues. Fuck this state
>Tomoko
Who's watching the earthquake stream?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpV7epyOAGo
>>679569569
my speedometer tops out at 85 but i definitely go past that
>>679569585
You'll probably end up dead or in jail.
>anything to be free of the torture though, I guess
>>679569514
I'll be done with it soon. That goes to the two others that gave me pictures.
>>679569931
>shots
¿Que?
>>679570071
What the fuck do you drive, a skateboard? ??
>>679569931
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
EVERYBODY!!!!
I hang dogs from trees so I can raise the ROOF
:^)
>>679570071
I bet you skip brushing your teeths sometimes you fucking badass
C.C. Claim
>>679569931
Don't you have anything better to do besides post shitty bait on a mongolian watercolors board?
>>679570144
jeep cherokee lel
>>679570136
SHITS. PATHETIC LITTLE SHITS. WAS IT THAT HARD TO FIGURE OUT??
>>679569569
5mph over the speed limit unless I'm in a city, speedometer in my car goes up to 140.
>>679570071
Damn Kagami, what kind of car do you have again? It's ok, though, my friend has a volvo that doesn't even have a speedometer lel
>>679569925
118 is my record
Not even sure how I made a civic do that
>>679569931
I mean they are 24/7
And I'm trying
>>679570208
Peanutbutter on my balls
>>679569585
Because I don't want to see my cute Froggo anon behind bars or worse...
Maybe rob a jewelry store or gold exchange, melt gold into nuggets, and slowly sell at various places - say you have an uncle into gold panning or something.
>>679570230
naw, i never compromise my oral hygiene
>>679570295
Lies
>>679570136
He meant shots as in a small glass of alcohol you quickly consume
>>679570346
Let the dog lick it
>>679570269
93 right?
>>679570346
I turn around way too fast and knock things off the shelf with my dick
>>679570330
its a cherokee, i don't know why the speedo only goes to 85.. its only at about 2800 rpms at 85 though
>>679570456
Yes
All of the above and all of the below are faggots.
>>679570178
Maybe if you do enough shots you will find the courage to talk to an actual woman!
fuck all you cancerous retards go kys and get fuckin laid nerds
>>679570438
mine as well be, 94
>>679570330
Cause it's a civic lol
>>679570503
>speedo
Topkek
>>679570253
Not bait. Serious question. It's like fucking tumblr on here.
>>679569757
>>679569925
>>679569938
>>679570133
This is it squad im gonna die here in NY
>>679570658
Show vagoo
>>679570694
You're the only one that is acting triggered baito kun
>>679570713
Me too
>>679570552
>kys and get fuckin laid
Are you planning on digging one of us up for a romp?
>>679570456
If you had a duck big enough to knock over a toothpick, you wouldn't be posting waifus.
>>679570713
why NY tho? if you were in detroit you could get your body buried in someone's garden, then no one will ever know you died int he first place!
>>679570667
you've never heard it called that?? im suprised
>>679570831
I'd be having an awesome time with my pet duck
>>679570356
>cute froggo anon
;3;
Miho claimed
Both my cars are slow. My old one was faster.
>>679570831
b0ss
Cookies?
>>679570780
I may be triggered, but you're the pathetic little not-fuckers.
>>679570940
Frog-waifu a massive cute
>>679570823
You get your own, that's the point.
We're all weebs here so here's the question of the thread:
Would you rather speak japanese and not know how to read it or read japanese and not know how to speak or understand it?
>>679570831
>duck
Quack
Generic? Idc
>>679570995
>>679570456
Now it's really red and blue like Lilo and Stitch
>Best idol claimed
>>679571142
Halfway there
>>679571076
Speak it, it's more useful, same with any language
>>679571076
speak because you can use that on your resume!!
>>679571076
Jokes on you i have Google© Translate!
And so it begins
>>679570964
Let me guess, you're the one on the bottom, and the guy on top is how anyone who wants to treats you.
>>679571076
not that I'm actually interested in learning japanese, I'd rather speak japanese
cus subs
>>679571076
Reading, obviously
The hurdle for learning to speak it at that point is really small
And, you know, it's more applicable knowledge. Reading manga, websites, etc
>>679571076
Speak then I never have to wait for subs
>>679571076
I'm trying to picture the scenario and it's hard to distinguish a circumstance in which I would know one and not be able to figure out the other with relative ease
>renge
Obligatory Inami Claim
>>679571044
<3
Nymph from heavens lost property
Heynow!
Did you guys ever see a hand pussy?
Because I did
>Dio
>>679571437
You are under arrested
Your maymays are too dank
>>679571237
My harem of waifu's
the autism has arrived
>>679571583
I think I can guess the entry requirements for that table
>>679571613
mugi!!! were you the one with the broken guitar??
>>679570995
Super late reply
>everyone thinks you're dead
>>679571613
It was here from the beginning of the thread....
>>679571610
>>679571583
no Dio
no greato daze
>>679571706
i don't think i have it....
>>679570995
Sauce?
>>679571814
Did you post a waifu? You have the autism. You have it BAD.
>>679571720
what broken guitar
i want you might be looking for Galko
>>679571706
Nope
>>679571814
Same
DFC brahs
>>679571803
You're cute.
Can we keep him guys?
>>679571856
>>679571947
No i was me
>>679571990
No, because I'm not an imaginary girl who will never actually touch you.
>>679571814
Remember the hugs, Kagamin <3
>>679571856
Who is this cute waifu?
>>679572153
>imaginary
oh you poor soul
>>679571990
Promise to potty train, feed, and love him?
>>679572184
A new member of dfc
Claimed
>>679572251
Seriously. Get help.
>>679572184
>wat is google
>>679572080
who are you
>>679571706
>>679571810
Yeah, the requirements are first come first serve.
Why does this happen every time?
>>679572400
I don't know, what do trolls even eat?
My waifu
>>679572623
Our rage and replies
>>679572558
Because it is only natural to have Dio on every pictures
sheesh
>>679572522
Mako
Or Makanon
>>679572447
no u
>>679572184
Ringo Akai from Ōkami-san
>>679572623
celery?
>>679572623
Trolling implies I am trying to trick you in some way. I'm not. I'm just calling you pathetic, which on this board should be especially sad.
>>679570964
>Someone took the time to draw that
>Its pretty well drawn too
...The internet's a stranger place than I thought
>tfw its mid april and its snowing
Fucking northern Arizona...
Finna be outta this hellhole
>>679570945
Not even an hello
>>679572830
Thanks
She looks quite charming, anon.
I am hallow
> claimed
>>679572982
sounds cozy....i wish it would snow here...
>>679572845
>>679570945
Yo miho!
>>679573041
Aha, sorry Miho. I'm used to you being quite popular, so I left it to someone else to welcome you back.
So... Good luck with that :^)
>>679572763
ooohhhh
>>679573041
sorry miho, my chrome crashed, how's your friday going?
>>679573041
Sorry am high
>>679573023
I hope so.
>if you mean NY
>>679573492
>I was gonna say hello
>but then I got high
>was gonna speak up, say Hi Miho
>but then I got high
>now Miho's all lonely, and I know why
>because I got high
>because I got high
>because I got hi-igh
>>679573683
I damn near pissed myself
>>679573886
really nigger
really
>underage detected
A 9 magnitude earthquake is going to happen sometime in the next 2 days
>>679573683
why does that fit perfectly?????
>>679574108
Where?
Claimed fokrz
also hi from NY B(
>>679574108
I'll probably be incinerated by Yellowstone, have fun in post-apocalyptic land, anons
>>679574108
Pls be San Fransisco
>>679574179
Southern Japan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpV7epyOAGo
>>679571610
Seems legit
>>679574107
Its called maurijuana
>>679574108
>it's time
TO STOP
best. prove me wrong.
>>679574108
Kill me plz
>>679574356
Spicy meme you got there
GUIDE TO THE TOP LEFT MAP:
Green square and 3 rapid beeps - Imminent warning
Green circle and chime - Minor quake
Green dots - Active seismic activity
Blue dots - All still
Yellow/Red dots - FUCK
Red/Blue squares and alarm - HUGE FUCKING QUAKE
Red circle spreading from earthquake point - shockwave
Blue circle spreading from earthquake point - Anyone inside this circle felt SOMETHING.
>>679574482
Oh you(kko)!
>>679574520
it was beeping right now
alright i didn't say a dame thing in last 2 threads, but i'm still announcing my slumber because i like (yous)
Goodnight my beautifuls
>>679574482
No don't
>>679574697
Minor quakes have been happening for hours
>>679574697
Link dat shit anon!
late thread sachi claim
>>679574774
Sweet dreams, Yukko! Cya later
>>679574822
Already did
Get off work and think im free, my weekend starts here and im gonna enjoy it
Oh
>froggy waifu4laifu
>>679574905
Fuck nigga im hogh
>>679575002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpV7epyOAGo
>>679574834
Welcome Sachi
>maid for ants
>>679574928
Froggo is life
Froggo is love
>>679569709
Looks like we got a winner. Wrap it up, boys
>>679574774
goodnight yuuko anon, sleep tight!!!!
>>679574928
What the fuck is this...?
RIP
>>679574905
i like the voice that does the earthquake reports
Claimed.
>>679575075
Holy shit who gives a fuck about japan quakes it happens all the time, the only reason why they show it on the news is for people to get ready to fuck
>>679575283
Same, very "kawaii desu"
>>679575455
uguu~ etc
>>679574108
That's fucking impossible to predict. 2 days from now? Who are you, David Blaine?
>>679569256
>misunderstands random
>thinks because it's a waparnese orignal website means he can spread his cancer from /a/
>not realizeing that him and the other 27 autist sperglords who play this stupid game are constantly looked down upon
>Does not care cause trapped in a delusional paradise
So how have you chinks not succumbed to the darkness yet? Why has suicide not been successful in your lives? I mean, you guys want what's not real....how do you keep it up knowing everything you like will only be code and will only ever be updated as the artist sees fit? Jesus fucking Christ, you guys are beyond pathetic. Kill yourselves for yourselves. You will thank yourselves
>>679575907
>So how have you chinks not succumbed to the darkness yet
You're wrong.
The warmth of the darkness? I know it well.
>tips fedora
>>679575907
>Does not care
You answered your own question
Rukia. I wanna pull those socks off and love her feet...
>>679575907
calm down , you want a hug or something anon?
>>679575907
that's some good pasta, got any sauce with it?
>>679576141
I keked on that one
>>679576141
Dot be shouting oxymorons sperg. Fucking end it normie. That's right, anime is mainstream. End your life.
WHy are we shitposting on a Japanese stream on Youtube?
>>679569848
>>679575907
Yeah, constant loli, trap, Zootopia, s/fur, gfur, and h/fur threads and we're the problem. No one talks about these threads outside of these threads, so don't pretend like people care.
>>679576338
I wrote it all personally for you fags. You can't call it pasta if you've never even seen it concieved. DIE! You know you want to.
>>679576555
Nice trips
>Dio
>>679576433
i have no idea what's going on, but i still like watching this news...
>>679576555
it's you!!!!!
>>679576573
lel, tastes like pasta to me
>>679576573
nothin personnal, kid
>>679574774
Night yuuko
>>679576555
!!!
>fear of the bun
Came back to thread from minecraft and see all this about earthquake...
>shinoa bro
>>679575907
Anon you need to understand. around 90% of this thread is just samefag.
>>679576563
You'd know better if you ever left your safe space thread. Don't start bringing other subjects around. You're still just as bad and pointing fingerss won't change that
>>679576521
your waifu dies man
New thread?
>>679576814
>going out of your way to shit on people you don't like
>>679576814
I'm not part of this thread dumbass, and if the same logic applied to everyone here I could say the same shit about you. Why are you in this thread, faggot. Leave your safe space and do something else, I look down on you.
>>679577004
Sure, I'll bake one
>>679576814
>You're still just as bad
Supposedly, yet to be proven though.
>>679577434
Thank you. <3
Fresh bread
>>679577673
>>679577673
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