Any of you ever fuck a watermelon?
I'm thinking about running across the street and picking one up just to find out but is it really worth it?
Dude what
Sounds interesting, try it out. Post back results
>>679538519
buy a melon and fuck it. Report what happend when done
>>679538519
Do it you won't.
>>679538624
Don't knock it before you try it.
Yeah man. I used to fuck one a while back. Shit was cash.
Dammit /b/
back when i worked a produce stand id fuck a melon in the bathroom now and then. felt pretty good tbh
Ok I'm gonna go buy one, be back in 10 minutes. Keep the thread up
dude what
>>679538519
only poorfags would fuck a melon
produce guy here, forgot to add sometimes id cucumber my asshole while fucking the melon
>>679538519
Pro tip. Warm it up first.
Is someone gonna fuck a watermelon on /b/ I love the internet
Ive heard stories from dudes putting the watermelon in the microwave before fucking it to make it warm and more pussy like.
>>679539454
yep 10 minutes in the microwave minimum
>>679538519
after you finished fucking it cut it up and feed it to people you know.
>>679539742
Ha ha
>>679539641
This will create mustard gas or at least a very dirty microwave speckled with watermelon chunks
1. Make hole in melon
2. Put it in microwave till smoke comes out of it
3. Immediately put dick in it
4. Ejaculate
Or you can eat it
>>679539975
Or he can be like every other normal person and fuck it instead
>>679539454
>hfw iced cold watermelon
>>679540267
>kek
>>679538519
Do it & post pics with timestamp
>>679538519
you're stupid
Cantaloupes feel better
>>679538519
If you are seriously considering this. I recommend freezing it overnight first. Then remove in morning to thaw. This damages cells inside making easier penetration.
DON'T. I cut my damn cock on one of these sharp seed
>>679540947
Buy seedless. You don't want to get it pregnant.
Go away evil dogger
>>679540947
seedless nigga
veal feels the most like an actual vagina. get some and microwave it
>>679539975
If you're a fuckin nigger
>>679538519
>fucking watermelons
What a waste of a watermelon.
>>679538519
OP is a nigga
Proof: he fucks dem watamelones
>>679541078
>Go away evil dogger
>>679539742
rolling for this....I don't care if it aint a get thread
Post that comic where a character humped a melon.
>>679541131
that's an expensive ass single use fleshlight
>>679541078
Go away evil dogger
What about these?
the shape seems right but the size might not be good enough
>>679541078
Go away evil dogger
>>679538519
wont it get you thrush?
>>679541440
you mean a mango..
>>679541078
Go away evil dogger
>>679541078
Go away evil dogger
welcome newfriends.
>>679541516
what about the huge seed
>>679541516
it's a papaya you faggot
>>679541621
Gay?
>>679538519
yes, at my little sisters b'day party.
fun was had by all.
>>679541516
That's a papaya, you dumb fuck.
>>679541204
Only a nigger would say that.
>>679541078
go away evil dogger
>>679541078
Go away evil dogger.
Sleep tight egger
>>679541707
yes , OP is gay.
and anyone surprised by this thread.
lets hope he realizes how dangerous microwaving a watermelon is for 10 minutes.
Got that shit bro's
>>679541078
go away evil dogger, desu
>>679541865
Sleep tight egger
>>679541865
sleep tight egger-kun
>>679541928
Fuck it!
>>679541928
FUCK THE MELON YOU FAGGOT
>>679541928
Sweet jebus
>>679541928
now cut a hole
>>679541928
Make it happen my dude
>>679541928
If dubs fuck watermelon
>>679539594
>>679538893
Newfags
>>679541928
cut a hole in it and microwave that shit for a minute or so
>>679541928
Time to start with the foreplay...
>>679541947
Nigger nogger i'm a shitposting assmuncher kekekek ayy
>>679541928
Give it a face
>>679541078
gay away evil dogga
>>679542265
Are you fucking retarded? The whole thread is about fucking that niggagold
>>679541078
Go away evil dogger
>>679541865
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>>679541928
Here we go, making popcorn
>>679538519
Yeahh
>>679542687
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>>679541078
Go away evil dogger
>>679541078
Go away evil dogger
>>679541078
Go away evil dogger.
>>679541078
>Go away evil dogger
Go away evil dogger
>>679538519
Nigger.
>>679541078
>06
Go away evil dogger
>>679541516
That's a Papaya... it's actually like a pussy shape form and it will feel good i guess thinking about the fruit it lubricate your tiny penis :)
so ready
>>679538519
He's making it look harder than it needs to be.
is it worth it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnAFUtdphEE
>>679543105
Asking for it
>>679541078
Go away evil dogger.
>>679543105
Make it a webm with sound
>>679541928
You'd better webm this shit, because I am more curious about this than could possibly be healthy.
>>679538519
someone didn't watch manswers, go buy some veal and fuck it, not watermelon.
>>679543105
stick vape in ass while fucking watermelon
>>679543105
Oh lord here we go
>>679543105
>making a hole 3 times too big
>>679543300
double dubs
now do it
>>679541078
Go away evil dogger
>>679543105
C'mon OP you legend
Pic related
>>679543105
Livestream that shit
>>679541078
Go away evil dogger
>>679541078
Go away evil dogger
>>679543105
Holy shit man, Eagrely awaiting results.
>>679541078
go away evil dogger
put in microwave
>>679543105
Stream pls. I'll jerk off as you ride that watermelon
>>679541078
Go away evil dogger.
You know this thread is good when captcha is selecting popcorn
>>679543105
show us you dicking that thing but please dont show us your hairy asshole.
DO IT DO IT NOW
>>679543422
do it on periscope
>>679543640
I'm glad you're charging your phone bro.
>>679543613
/b/ in a nutshell
>>679543222
These trips do not lie
>>679543308
Yeah right. He messed it up
>>679543105
Smooth out the edges of the hole, don't want chaffing or shit like that
>>679543640
Fucking spic
>>679541078
go away evil dogger
>>679543724
Not gonna miss this shit
>>679541078
Go away evil dogger.
not as good as it seemed to be
>>679538846
Always knock watermelon before trying, how else can you tell if it's ripe for dick?
>>679543948
KEK
>>679541078
Go away evil dogger.
>>679543814
Yeah sorry about that
>>679541078
Go away evil dogger
>>679543948
try warm spaghetti covererd in oil
>>679543948
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>679543948
I wanna see you fucking if from the backside. I like looking at assholes and gooch's
>>679543948
Oh shit
>>679543948
well then
>>679543948
Did you warm it up?
>>679543948
>>679543948
PRAISE BE TO OP, GLORIOUS MELON FUCKER
This thread made my day.
>>679543948
>>679543105
>>679543948
Op is a pretty cool guy
>mfw OP finally delivers.
>mwf OP is reaching for his dreams
>mfw OP's mom walks in and catches him fucking her watermelon
>>679543948
The mad man!
>>679543948
How much lube did you use?
>>679541067
Kek
>>679541078
Go away evil dogger
>>679543410
It works.
Thank you!
Someone screencap this please
>>679541078
Go away evil dogger
>>679543948
> Op actually delivered
Now livestream you fucking it
go away evil dogger
>>679544320
PITY BE TO OP, AUTISTIC PEPPER FUCKER
>>679544320
fucking kek
>>679541078
Go away evil dogger.
>>679544320
Nice
>>679543640
Go away mexican
>>679544444
Witnessed
>>679544444
Check'd
>>679544320
Oh god no
>>679541865
sleep tight egger
>>679544444
Okay holy shit I got quints
>>679543948
ofcourse OP is white. Niggo would have just eaten it, a white always has to do some extreme weird/gross shit.
>>679544444
look at em repeating numbers boys
>>679544497
Nah
Well that was awful and I wasted $5 on a melon. fuck
>>679544444
Chekd
>>679543948
You got to microwave it for like 10 - 15 sec first
>>679541078
Go away evil dogger.
>>679544320
4/15/16: day Op delivered on fucking a watermelon and another guy fucked a jalepeno in the same thread. God damn it /b/
muh /b
>>679544444
holy fucking shit, checked
>>679544444
WITNESSED
>>679543948
Fucking delivers omg
>>679541078
go away evil dogger
>>679541078
go away evil dogger
>>679541078
Go away evil dogger
>>679544444
>>679544710
And this
>>679544444
>>679543948
post pic of the aftermath.
>>679544444
>>679541078
Go away evil dogger
>>679541078
go away evil dogger
You're a white male
>>679541078
Go away evil nigger.
I always deliver fam. To be honest, i warmed it up in the microwave for 2 minutes, and starting fucking it, it kinda felt like i was jerking off with too much baby oil or something. Wasn't a fan. Spent $5 on that and didn't even cum. Tragic
>>679541865
sleep tight egger
>>679544656
Quints derailed your thread. Nice to see an OP delivar though
It's weird to know that someone out in the world is fucking a watermelon
>>679541078
An such qt dowge :3 bow wow wow
>>679540776
this man fucks
>>679545005
We saw the hole. You made it too big.
>>679539169
and this anon has achieved a pure vegetable love:
My vegetable love should grow
Vaster than empires, and more slow;
An hundred years should go to praise
Thine eyes and on thy forehead gaze;
Two hundred to adore each breast,
But thirty thousand to the rest;
An age at least to every part,
And the last age should show your heart.
>>679541078
Go away evil dogger.
>>679545005
Make a smaller hole
>>679544991
you're a white male
>>679538519
I just don't know what to say. Make sure you film the whole thing... for science of course.
>>679541078
Go away evil dogger
>>679540776
won't the testicles get damaged freezing it overnight?
>>679541078
Go away evil dogger
>>679541078
go away evil dogger
>>679541078
Go away, evil dogger.
>>679544991
You're a white male.
>>679543948
Exquisite
>>679545129
Actually to be honest I made it too small, probably looked big in the picture but I had to stop in the middle and cut the hole a bit bigger because I couldn't get all the way
>>679541078
Go away evil dogger
>>679545005
but where's the video?
>>679545069
Kek. When moon colonies exist and everytime anyone at earth looks up at the moon, someone is up there, fucking a watermelon.
>>679543640
Viva España tio
once in a while, you fuckers still amaze me... holy shit.
Thanks
>>679545369
Op has a small dick complex
>>679545459
Aguante Argentina boludo
>>679545069
and right now, someone, somewhere is jerking off to your post
>>679541281
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>>679541078
great thread guise
>>679545493
Of course I have a small dick, this is 4chan, I could have a 13 inch throbbing cock and there's still gonna be a little newfag to call out how small it is. While the rest of us oldfags sit back and say "damn, good for you /b/ro"
>>679544991
Your a white male
>>679539917
>>a very dirty microwave
who the fuck cares.
>>679545005
Make another hole but smaller
>>679544444
Chekkadamian
>>679541078
Go away evil dogger
>>679541078
Go away evil dogger
>>679545369
You are a virgin, aren't you?
>>679545728
already through the watermelon away fam. My boner is kill
>>679545800
No, I've actually had sex with 4 girls, in a relationship right now. I told her my plans today and she told me to wait until she got home. But there's just no way I can let her watch me be myself
>>679545637
I can't argue with an OP who delivered. Thank you, Fuck you, bye
>>679539941
I'd put a finger in there first lol
>>679541078
Go away evil dogger
I demand screencap. I'm too drunk to do it myself
>>679541078
Go away evil dogger.
>>679541078
Go away evil dogger
>>679541078
Go away dogger evil
>>679544320
Why????
>>679541078
Go away evil dogger
OP post a pic of your dick inside the watermelon
>>679541078
Go away evil dogger
>>679545839
Kek.
Also, kek.
WE NEED SCREENCAP
>>679545637
>implying oldfags say /b/ro
It was only /b/tard until newfags changed it to /b/ro.
Same from lulz to kek.
>>679541078
>Go away evil dogger
Well, I'm off to get a little drunk. If you guys are interested I also bought some banana's. I figured I'd try the whole microwaving a peel and fucking it thing. I'll see you guy's in around 3 hours.
>>679545637
Did you impregnate the melon? i.e. cum inside. Dubs and you must feed it to your GF.
>>679546196
He did
>>679538519
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2035603326
Man vs. Melon
Just watch out for the seeds--or buy a seedless melon and 'seed' it yourself, lol
Raises the protein content, lol
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>>679546247
>implying oldfags give a shit bout that shit
>>679543948
fuck until cums pls
>>679546301
You fucked up OP. You gotta use a cantaloupe. Much softer and smoother.
i dont have a dick so no i haven't fucked a watermelon...
>>679541078
go away evil dogger
>>679539169
topkek
>>679544444
witnesseddddd
This is really a hell of a thread
anyone got anything else?
tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh
>>679541078
Go away evil dogger
>>679538519
It's supposed to be a cantelope warmed in the microwave and it feels similar to a pussy not a fucking watermelon
>>679546482
you know what you just did.
Posting in septic bread
>>679544444
checkerino
>>679546482
Tits or gtfo
smh tbh fam
>>679541078
go away evil dogger
>>679546441
Only if your base assumption is that oldfags werent loser faggots that did
>>679544320
timestamp, I think I remember this pic
>>679541078
GO away evil dogger!
>>679544991
Fuck you /b/ you ruined my life
>>679538519
I fucked one and it was not good. Jacking off is better.
>guy fucks a watermelon
>guy fucks a jalepeno
>quints
EPIC THREAD
Good fucking job OP, you fucked a melon, your parents must be so proud
>>679543948
Fukin kek
>>679541078
Go away evil dogger
>>679541078
Go away evil dogger
>>679541078
Go away evil dogger
This dogger fuckface is killing the thread.
>>679543644
fag
>>679541078
>>679541078
Go away evil dogger.
someone screencap this thread
I'd do it myself but I'm high as fuck
>>679541865
sleep tight egger
>>679545005
Mke a smaller hole and try again Op we want you to empty ur bag in that melon
>>679543948
>>679544320
Did you cum?
>>679547202
Hope you're enjoying your first time on /b/ you cum guzzling autist.
>TOASTING EPIC BREAD
>>679541078
go away evil dogger
the trick to fucking a watermelon is to cut a small hole in the rind where one of your fingers will be and use a long object like a chopstick or pencil to channel through and connect the small hole to the larger one.
now you can use a finger to control the amount of suction.
>>679544991
You're a white male
To the fag who posts this thread on r/4chan
Include me in the screencap
>>679541078
GO AWAY EVIL DOGGER!!!!!!!
>>679547619
not bad. not bad at all anon
>>679539975
Only after you fuck it
>>679541078
Go away evil dogger
>>679547453
Yes
>>679547740
the only fag here is u
>>679538519
Curtis?
Go away evil doger
>>679541078
Go away evil dogger
Kai Greene.
>>679545637
It's the Internet.
The dynamics of searching vs returns mean that whatever horrid shit you're into, you will always find someone who will validate it and help it get worse. Prove me wrong.
>>679544320
Calm down newfags, this image is fucking old
>>679547847
Oh fuck. Who's that?
>>679541078
Go away evil dogger.
>>679541078
Go away evil dogger
>Tried this when I was 11
Never again
>>679541078
Go away evil dogger.
>>679546931
>guy fucks a jalepeno
see >>679548026
>>679541078
go away evil dogger
>>679538519
Ask she...
>>679541078
Go away evil dogger
>>679543948
Damn son
Liver or other offals rolled up in a sock are pretty good if you can bear the smell.
Pic related: when existential reality check hits at the instant I blow my dirty jism into a sock full of offals
i tried to fuck an avocado once and it was rather pleasureable
>>679543640
4chan in phone...fuck your self!
>>679543948
Wtf
>>679544991
You're a white male
>>679548464
I may be dedicated enough to fuck a watermelon but when it comes to shit like that, I'll stick with the girlfriend
>>679541078
Go away evil dogger.
>>679547619
sounds like a man with experience
Made a screencap
>>679541078
Go away evil dogger
Legendary thread
