Faces of /b/ thread
>Pictures of you right now, if possible
SHAMELESS self bump, show me those beautiful mugs /b/
SHAMEFUL self bump, show me those beautiful mugs /b/
>>679517395
cute guy
>>679517395
Show cock OP
>>679518626
aww, thanks! you're so flatterin-
>>679518820
-oh.
>>679519289
cute, show whole face?
>>679517395
ITT: the cancer that killed /b/
>>679518960
you would be good looking but youre visibly uncomfortable in your own skin
>>679517772
>>679518493
You cant bump your own thread you colossal faggot.
18 Turkey
>inb4 angelina jolie lips
yeh its genetic faggot nothing i can do about it
>>679519457
How did you read me so well?
>>679517395
Nice teddy under the pillow there...
>>679519649
timestamp
>>679517395
forever a CBK
>>679519649
You can't be straight... You just can't with that look.
>>679519846
a what?
>>679519654
with my eyes
>>679519649
timestamp or bullshit, you look like someone airbrushed a greek god, stuck a pussy where his lips should be and let a metrosexual dress him
>>679519381
Thanks
Heyyyy
>>67951928
Sequoia?
Go to SOC you low self esteem cretins
>>679520063
you shouldn't be on this ass board, and you know what a CBK is
R8 me
>>679517395
This is what /soc/ is for you idiot. Go there.
>>679520249
stand up and show us what you are wearing (or not)
>>679520249
Dumb spic wannabe white boy how sexy
>>679520063
100 % accurate.
>>679517395
Fucking serial killer. You look like you probably hang around on campus, find ways to make women feel sorry for you then murder them.
Your name Brian Earl Spilner?
>>679520167
How often are you triggered daily?
>>679519289
Gross
>>679520063
>>679519845
im not home, im outside smoking with a friend. tell me to pose in a certain way and i'll do it
>>679520366
Fat/10
>>679520409
Nah dick is too small
>>679520413
You know some people are sarcastic sometimes
>>679520366
flare/lens
>>679520628
>smoking
Fuck off you degenerate
21/M
Rate??
>>679520370
really? these threads get banned on /soc/. nice try though, summer wasnt training enough?
>>679520701
small dick is good. Do it.
>>679520789
2/10
>>679520628
Average looking and smells like shit, fucking sexy
>>679520628
Get your friend to light your cig and then take a pic of it
>>679517395
>>679517395
Aaron, get the hell out of here.
never posted in one of these
look like a girl today
>>679520789
Manchild/10.. Have you ever had a job?
>>679520976
True /b/ user.
>>679520820
Are you fucking brain dead? Rate threads flooding /b/ is the reason /soc/ was created. And of course you would know the recent news about /soc/ you attention whoring piece of shit.
>>679520933
>>679521042
how so?
>>679521039
Manhands lol
>>679520894
>>679519649
there you go faggot
TOP DEFINITION
CBK
an acronym for Cock Block Killas, usually used to get someone to intercept a females friend or family member from cock blocking at a party or function
Me: aye look natalie is drunk off her ass and about to go give peter some dome in the hot tub...kudos
Natalies friend: OMG NATALIE YOU BETTER NOT YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!
Me: No-e go CBK on that beezy before its to late
>>679521003
I have two jobs.
>>679521048
Pls just stop
>>679521077
If you love /soc/ so much just go there. Stop ranting.
>>679521145
obvious samefag, that kid is obviously a model
>>679521145
You are sissy ?
>>679521048
cuz you're not a 3.
>>679521048
You have a chubby face, big nose, and your hairline is terrible for your age.
>>679517395
your hair is too good
>>679521039
Wow, 8/10. Cute
Hello.
>>679521224
this
>spending actual time from their day telling people where to put their threads
>>679520933
fucking furries
>>679521320
Why so sad
>>679521145
You look like you'd be comfortable with a cock in your mouth.
>>679521224
That doesn't make any sense you retard. If you want to attention whore so badly go there. Fuck off. No one wants to see your ugly fuckin face.
>>679517395
here's my ugly face
>>679521350
>>679521297
Wow, you guys are brutal
>>679521275
lol ok whatever you say faggot.
>>679521278
no im straight. kek im turkish if i was gay i'd have no friends probably
>>679521437
ain't nobody but you complain shawty
>>679517395
Curtis is gonna demerit your ass when he sees this cancer
CBK now you troglodyte
> inb4 spaghetti arms
fuck off
>>679521320
really? it's the result of a 6 month depression. im about to get it cut finally
>>679521350
Peter Dinklage/10
>>679521350
DINKLAGE
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>>679521395
t-that's just my face
>>679521522
dont feed his angry ass so hell fuck off
>>679521500
Did you want us to rate or to coddle you and your feelings?
Wearing a beanie cause my hair looks retarded
16/f
>>679521468
Nah you just look like retard like all guys on /b/
>>679521323
thanks :D my first time posting in one of these threads haha
sorry for the weird pose i have a horrendus smile
rnshitwebcam/10
>>679517395
Hipster/10
Forgot to ask... r8?
>>679517395
r8 me
>>679521521
nothing came up when i backtracked it. wow, youre the most attractive male person ive ever seen in my life, no doubt about it. thats nuts
>>679521395
why so serious?
>>679521676
Your eyes scare the fuck out of me
>>679521529
do whatever makes you happy senor, that's awesome that you're pulling yourself out of that!
i'm just a sucker for young leo cuts and you kinda have that goin' on
>>679521736
how old are you?
>>679517395
hi
>>679521522
This shit is annoying to me too. What do you think you'll get some chick out of this? Some compliments? How sad are you?
>>679521749
you look like if Macaulay Culkin started drugs at the age of 10
>>679521528
Douchebag/10
>>679517395
>>679521323
thanks :D my first time posting in one of these threads haha c:
>>679521724
r8?
>>679519708
thanks nigga i sleep with 3 stuffed animals lately because one night i just said fuck it, im hard like that. anything wrong with that bruv?
>>679521884
Thanks, anon. i kek'd.
>>679521565
You should smile.
>>679521665
>My hair looks retarded
Is it in a wheelchair? Is it dribbling?
>>679521598
Creepy man with a van/10
>>679521870
nobody thinks that. it's /b/ - random
post whatever
it dies within an hour anyway
you're jaded and weird
>>679521884
thats usually the one i get (im OP)
>>679521724
3/10
>>679521350
The rightful heir to the Iron Throne...
>>679521815
i get that alot
>>679521736
Plain Jane/10
>>679522000
>25
>looks 12
get naked, for the love of everything /b/
>>679521815
This
sup niggers
>>679521771
jonah hill
>>679522000
>>679522000
>>679522000
>>679522000
>>679517395
You look like an utter cunt
>>679521773
thanks man. honestly i do look slightly feminine but overall i'm happy the way i look. here's another pic from like a week ago in istanbul
>>679522083
welp at least im not a manlet
>>679522024
You're not posting whatever because it's funny or interesting. You're literally just attention whoring and no one gives a shit until they get rated. You're fuckin vain and it adds nothing.
>>679521987
even my smiles are sad
>>679521521
i'd go gay for you.
>>679522131
Plz tell me those eyes are photoshoped?
I almost feel bad for you.
>>679522256
how tall is u
>>679522242
You'd look less gay if you didn't shape your eyebrows
>>679522228
im just really fucked up right now so my face is expressionless. i look about half dead in the picture, no denying it
>>679522372
thats emo as fuck
>>679522168
ebola
>>679522391
6'1
>>679521676
ayyy
>>679522372
why don't you cut of your nose?
>>679522246
im amazed we have to even ask, but get naked
>>679522372
id love to fall in love with you
>>679522383
i think the sc filter makes them bigger.
>>679522242
Why are you wearing lipstick and claiming you are straight?
At work, forgive the hair.
>>679522371
/b/ isn't called "funny or interesting"
it's called random
and for attention whoring and nobody giving a shit, people attention whore, get over it and it seems the people in the thread are giving a shit
to err is to be human
>>679522460
ya i never really grew out of my pianos become the teeth/ripped black skinny jeans phase
>>679522487
Even that guy looks better than you
>>679521816
mad max/10
>>679522471
Are you holding your breath?
>>679522372
is it because of bad teeth?
>>679517395
>>679522256
>>679522395
and with another haircut
>>679522242
start modeling. how has this not occurred to you? youre like a real life hansel from zoolander.
>>679519649
>yeh its genetic faggot nothing i can do about it
you can stop making a fucking duckface for starters you cockmongler
>>679522372
I will fuck you for money and you will like it
>>679522395
hm yeah maybe i should do that
>>679522379
thanks man, appreciate it. honestly in real life i don't get as many compliments but i must admit getting laid is pretty easy. but that could also be because turkish girls are relatively easy.
>>679522372
Nah That is a lot better, at last you have one nice picture, should do more like that.
>>679522526
VIRGIN FAGOT BIP BIP BIP
>>679522372
Not alone there bud. My smiles suck a lot too.
>>679520249
EDL/10
>>679522587
advice for self improvment
*Screams internally*
>>679519649
yeah but seriously, start modeling.
>>679520441
No close though, my name is Ryan
>>679522526
where is your dick and brains?
Me on the right
>>679522827
*screams externally*
>>679522578
No one asked you what it's called. You're not immune from criticism here dumbass. You're a vain sad piece of shit. At least a stupid picture can offer someone a chuckle. Literally no one here cares about your face. They want to be rated because they're vain.
No. One. Cares. You're ugly. Inside and out.
>>679522668
i actually got offered it once lol at the mall some guy came up to me and gave me his contact info but i didn't think much of it.
>>679522694
im not making a duckface. it's how my face is.
>>679522560
Where are you work man.
>>679522731
Is it true that turkish girls are hairy af ?
>>679522883
>me on the right
>>679522883
C'mon anon, we all know you're on left
>>679522554
i'm not wearing lipstick. as i said, it's genetic, my lips are just more feminine than i'd like them to be.
>>67952263 nah, when i smile real big you can see my braces, i've had these shits on since junior year ;_;
>>679521676
alien/10
>>679522892
kek
![P_20160415_225112_BF[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dXF5EHA.jpg "P_20160415_225112_BF[1].jpg")
should i kill myself
>>679522898
ok now you're just projecting
i feel sorry for you for whatever made you so upset
>>679522988
>>679522372
>>679522790
Show us
This thread made me realize that there's much more hipsters on /b/ than I thought there was.
>>679521771
16 neckbeards out of 65
>>679522926
not the ones i've been with. pic related, fucked her 4 times.
>>679522882
Pls rate
>>679522827
Probably great at sucking dick
>>679520167
guys our queen is back
ily lizzy
its me the 6 feet 18 year old 135 pound faggot from the lizzie thread
>>679523106
No, just grow Jon Snow-like hair and you'll be fine
>>679523038
I feel ya sister, r8 my teeth /b/
>>679523109
You don't even understand what projecting means. I'm not posting unnecessary face pictures you idiot.
You don't care about anyone's face and they don't care about yours. This is pointless and vain.
>>679523152
can u post a timestamped picture of urself right now please?
>>679523292
look around you
>>679523109
You feel sorry for yourself?
Way to self own yourself.
>>679523152
love lesbian porn but the hick on the left is fucking ugly
>>679522919
IT company, but I'm not saying which. I don't need some sperglord on here trolling me. Not saying you would.
>>679523276
If you wear this, you're certain to have a 10/10 mouth later, so 10/10
>>679523276
Awesome teeth Yupii
>>679523276
omg your teeth are so cute tho, especially your front two. glad to know i'm not in this hellscape alone <3
>>679523257
>>679522882
>>679522926
also fucked her once, she basically had no hair on her body but maybe she waxes or some shit. she wasn't really satisfied so she never fucked me again.
>>679523055
ayy lmao
>>679523257
your chin looks like an unshaven vag
>>679522372
You look cute.
>>679523152
She problaly pegged you 4 times as well.
>>679523378
There's more pictures then rates so it proves me right. You're a moron.
>>679523257
nigger
>>679523276
huge
>>679523534
Homo/10
Where my silent bob at?
>>679523473
hipster trash
rape me
>>679523152
She looks like a young Vanessa Paradis, wp anon
>>679523435
Yea. It's /b/ man spooky shit sometimes happen.
Good luck at work Hipstero-Man
>>679523475
Lmao
>>679523506
>>679523424
don't hate mate, appreciate.
>>679523524
this isn't a rate thread
>>679523106
no, you have stache
you have life
>>679523152
how do you get your skin so smooth?
>>679523592
>this look
fag/10
>>679523638
hipster trash that fucked more girls in his 18 year long living than you will your entire life, faggot.
>>679523601
If you say so nig. and cut your hair
>>679517395
>>679523684
Exactly. No one gives a shit about anyone else's faces here. They're just posting to attention whore. That was my point retard.
>>679523691
cum facials
>>679523691
i use some weird creme, don't know what it's called in english but in turkey it's basically sold everywhere.
>>679521528
Cutie
>>679523755
HOW OLD ARE YOU
>>679523755
>>679523770
I didn't post a picture. Are you ok dude? You're just faggy looking.
>>679523817
but that's the point in the thread
and people seem to be enjoying it
especially the guy who is unconfirmed that he's that model lookin guy
>>679523839
i'm not the one hating though.
>>679523865
as old as the universe
>>679521145
post more
>>679523865
Too old.
>>679521771
Action Bronson?
>>679523865
he's under 18. Thats my geuss atleast.
>>679523973
you look like 13
>>679523760
>muh girls
>muh pussy
>muh sex
>>679523882
I don't know why this pic is sideways. Sorry
>>679523779
>earphones
>hand
>look
>haircut
>jacket
>shitty quality bathroom pic
kek
>>679523932
>implying you aren't that long fringe faggot
>>679523988
lol this is me with the same friend, taken like a month ago ish again in istanbul.
>>679523942
Because he got rated. That's what I've been saying all along. No one here gives a shit about your picture. It's pointless and vain.
>>679521350
prove that it's really not a bait
rate me /b/
>>679523999
It acutally might be him.
+ Checked
Rate?
>>679520789
I like that you had to tell us your gender
>>679524010
Correct, 17
>>679524063
Are you ok? You're having weird delusions which might make sense if you're drunk.
>>679524147
but that doesn't stop it happening on this board
your complaints are futile
>>679524184
mods also kys
>>679520789
Downs/10
>>679523534
yea its huge
I will eat you faggot
>>679524177
the fuck is wrong with your hair
>>679524127
is istanbul worth going to? i might go in a month
>>679519649
Have you got das boot?
>>679524177
Trans/10 but seem like a cool dude
>>679524177
Sexbang/10
>>679520167
lizzie where did you go?
i follow u on sc
>>679524230
Sure thing fringe mcgee
>>679523106
Or should I have a cup of coffee?
Read The Myth of Sisyphus, kind of interesting take on that topic.
Also, no.
>>679523988
>>679522926
this one actually kinda was hairy
>>679523642
thanks fam
>>679524177
do you put eyeliner ?
>>679524376
Wannabenigger/10
>>679524127
instagram?
>>679524444
Check em
>>679517395
>>679523760
all that pussy and still you rage and have to brag about it on /b. I pitty your ass
>>679524300
man i love it, i was born and raised here so i might be biased. but i've been to many many countries and nothing compares to istanbul. you'll love it, i promise. heck, i'll buy you a beer if you hit me up. im serious btw.
>>679524273
come at me
>>679520789
Christ, get your hair cut by a barber not in a fucking hair salon
I have a migraine, I tried to smile but it hurt and my face wound up like this instead. I'm sorry.
>>679524256
>>679524558
i would too my nigga, im OP. what parts of istanbul should i go to?
>>679524560
>cut
>bendy
4/10
>>679521676
where the fuck is your chin?
>>679524548
what good is fucking girls if i cant brag about it on /b/, anon? tell me
>>679524560
Vein Dick
>>679523999
idk man, he posted something 4chan related on a fb site so I stalked him to his profile and stole this pic
>>679524641
i just want to see one girl, one girl who doesnt come on here shamelessly attention whoringtrying to make the whole thread about her
>>679523455
Faggot
>>679523473
My ex was Turkish. Is it true that you're all really jealous when it comes to relationships? She was ridiculously jealous
>>679524431
Nah I just grew up on Sepultura/Soulfly and shit like that. I don't smoke, am clean and washed and have a decent job with 80% insurance coverage.
>>679524682
>implying i'm cut
>>679524877
Nice man
Bout a week ago
hi hello
rate me, im the guy on the right.
>>679524376
disgusting hair
>>679524668
both european and asian side are pretty dope, but european side is doper. obviously you need to see the Sultanahmet mosque, go to Nisantasi and Besiktas if you feel luxurious, go absolutely visit the Grand Bazaar, I think the bridge connecting two continents I don't have to say. Also do go to Topkapi Palace, it's beautiful.
>>679522560
male feminist
>>679524998
cuteee
>>679524998
fuck youre cute, i feel like you have the worst personality ever though. like cant even stand being in the same room with you bad
![1452293894247[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/dTbgx6z.png "1452293894247[1].png")
>>679524975
>>679524839
yeah man. not gonna lie. we are. most of us are pretty pretentious too, not gonna lie. we're also usually thick skinned though since like the rest of the world hates us.
>>679524558
I'm about to go in July for three or four days. You got any advice as to where to go?
>>679524998
Tits with timestamp
>>679525047
hell yeah ill check all that out, maybe ill run into you mate
>>679524560
what the fuck? how do you even do that?
cut dick is so fucking gross, cut it all of!
>>679521529
wtf are you supposed to be depressed about, daddy didnt fuck you in the ass?
>>679523106
no mr frodo, just go with the elves and leave middle-earth
>>679525249
yeah man, it does things to a fella
>>679524998
Sorry but that effect you used probably means you're ashamed of your nose. Also it makes you look autistic (and not only you actually, pretty much everyone)
>>679524718
ohh you poor tortured soul, RIP
>>679523152
lipstick, trying to hard looking cool mouthing a cig, too feminine
did daddy dress you up to get fucked boy? or does mommy so because she wanted a daughter?
>>679525197
See this
>>679525047
Aside from what I've already mentioned, do not forget to Dolmabache Palace (where Ataturk died), do go to Istiklal Caddesi (istiklal avenue), and if you're interested in churches i suggest go visit Chora church.
>>679520789
HOLY SHIT ITS FUCKING DEVIN
>>679524786
lolwut? How was I trying to make the whole thread about me?
>>679523400
sucks to be you man, i'd kill myself with that anime tattoo
>>679524946
then you fap to much or something, your dick lacks something but I can't really tell what
>>679525072
Actual faggot.
welp might aswel contribute
>>679525186
That's hilarious. Good old fashioned chick but goddamn that jealousy can be a bit much. Also >>679525197 that's me. If you'll buy me a beer in Istanbul and show me where to go without getting blown up I'd be down.
But seriously, I'm currently deciding whether I should go to Istanbul as an American and I'm on the fence. What do you think?
>>679524376
can I comb your hair?
>>679523604
grow a beard
>>679525617
SuhDude/10
It me
>>679525617
what is this tatoo ?
>>679525572
Lacks what? But yeah i fap usually 2-4 times on average daily
>>679523592
allahakbar/1311 fag/2203
>>679525669
>679525593
You could try but it's been a while and probably wouldn't work.
>>679525617
attractive on that pic, probablly ugly irl
>>679523400
If I was you I'd be afraid my face would become a meme, no offense.
Also, that was a very desperate attempt to show your tattoo. (it is shit, by the way)
>>679524177
chris angels mind freak
>>679523779
you roleplay alone at home killing anime characters, typical highscoolnerd/10
>>679525451
as i said before, i don't wear lipstick. it's genetic, i can't help it. yeah i've been told i look feminine sometimes but again, nothing i can do.
yeah i never met my mom so you would expect a manlier figure.
