Go to arrests.org. pick your state. Post best images found.
imagine being that guy, It's hard to figure what kind of crazy shit he's been doing
These have both been Alabama btw.
Tyler, TX
>>679503697
post what crimes they were arrested for. this guy reminds me of Hotline Miami 2.
Washington County Utah
The face of a generation.
kek Dallas
>>679504390
OP: #1CRIMINAL TRESPASS THIRD DEGREE
STATUTE:13A-7-4 (T V)
Baby don't hurt me...
Milwaukee
Possession of heroin
Burglar. This creature lives scarily close to me
DUI
>>679504566
lol
This is Cherie. She was arrested for:
>#1 3RD-OPERATING WHILE INTOXICATED
Kansas arrested for theft and tresspassig
>>679505056
>she
Felicia Strong, busted for possession of cocaine in Florida.
>>679505147
Jesus Christ.
>>679505147
>What you looking at smoothskin?
face of shame, charges pending
#1 15<200 OBJECT/PARTS LSD/ANALOG
>>679504982
>why hello there
>do you have a minute to talk about this amazing dyson vaccuum?
Violation, Modification, or Revocation of Probation
This bitch's name is Musick
Possession of stolen firearm
Jamal?
>>679505056
>dat chiselled jawline
Samuel L Jackson, look-a-like
DUI
>>679505627
I'm gettin' tired of these motherfucking DUIs on my mutherfuckin' record!
Okay, this guy's picture is good, but his charges are even better. Check it:
>#1 Battery | Assault
>STATUTE: 940.19(1) ( M)
>BOND: $750
>#2 Disorderly Conduct | Disorderly Conduct
>STATUTE: 947.01 ( M)
>BOND: $750
>#3 Possess Drug Paraphernalia | Narcotic Equip-Possession
>STATUTE: 961.573(1) ( M)
>BOND: $750
>#4 Prisoner Throw/Expel Bodily Substances | Assault
>STATUTE: 946.43(2m)(a) ( F)
>BOND: $750
#4 is the best.
Domestic battery
If only there was some clear indication to stay away from her
>>679504244
Robert Smith isn't aging well
>>679504566
This looks like a player pic they show during an NBA game when the commentators are talking about stats.
>>679505862
I got you
>>679505515
I IL too kek
Milwaukee
>>679505056
These are good candidates for CelebsLike.Me
I live in Johnson County...
shit!
>>679506011
Here's a fellow Milwaukean
Charged with prowling and disorderly conduct
fucking sjw
Virginia
just a parole violation
>>679506067
lame couldnt even Samuel L.
>>679506343
Bootleggin?
>>679504725
What a massive faggot
>>679503697
wat
>>679506405
Is that rob zombie?
this guy is so badass his crime was unknown
>>679506424
Jamie hyneman kek
>>679505240
fucking kek
>>679506432
Trespassing after being told not to apparently
>>679506243
hey bro
Oregon for the win
Kevin Cullison
WV
Look at this winner
CA
>>679506634
He ran out half way through a haircut without paying.
Aggrevated dui
Oregon
Richard Scruggs
WV
>>679506823
Okay, wow. Terrence wins.
http://wisconsin.arrests.org/Arrests/Terrance_Campbell_26893643/?d=1
>>679505515
sheeeiiit
>>679505720
I'm so excited, I'm only 3 DUIS away from unlocking this character
>>679505147
>>679507066
"I'M RICKY SCRUGGS, AND WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT?"
David Mcginnis
WV
>>679507066
Is he laying down?
South Carolina
r9k incarnate
Clifford McMaster
WV
>>679507363
Fuck, forgot to add picture
>>679507363
Not sure about other states but in WV you are allowed to take a "selfie" for them to use in some parts.
Elvis Clay
WV
Counterfeiting
>>679505467
Underrated
>>679506845
meth is a hell of a drug
welcome to oregon
Penna
possession of marijuana
TX
Arieal Jones
WV
>>679505543
he does kind of look like jaleel white
Joshua Lester
WV
>>679507953
aay lmao
whoah whoah
"theft of elderly"
did she try to kidnap and old guy or something?
How the fuck was this accepted as his mugshot?
Battery
Melbourne beach florida
She looks happy to be there
I swear this could be on a resume or something
go to the tags and select hotties and post girls you would fuck lol
Arthur not that much peripheral vision King
WV
Ohio
>>679508201
That's a fucking dude
From the good old state of NJ. She has a whole grocery list of charges from theft to possession.
Erin Blackwell
Misdemeanor
CA
50G of hash
goddamn Timothy Glover
Jarred Coy: species unknown
WV guy checking out. Hope I entertained someone.
Dieter Friedrich
CA
Ayy lmao
ape
>>679508593
Goddamn missed image
>>679503697
Can't do my State
>>679508593
I think you forgot something
this guy hahaha
more Oregon
>>679508201
>#1 UNLAW MANUF METH
>#2 RECK ENDANGER
>#3 IDENTITY THEFT
>BOND: $45000
>
>#4 THEFT I
>#5 IDENTITY THEFT
>#6 IDENTITY THEFT
>#7 IDENTITY THEFT
>#8 IDENTITY THEFT
>#9 IDENTITY THEFT
>#10 IDENTITY THEFT
>#11 CON THEFT I
so is this like a dating site? I pick county, gender, age range, and find a set of skills or talents I think would come in handy?
"resisting arrest"
i can tell
>>679508700
Beat you to it.
he was spotted right away
>>679505515
Is that Black Willem Dafoe!?
>>679508708
It's that janitor guy from them Harry Potter movies.
>>679504244
she used to work at the gas station at the end of our road
she went by Jolene
nobody knows why
>>679507860
found a one-eye too! Creepy as fuck.
>>679504125
isn't he supposed to live across the hall from Jerry? barge in all the time?
DUI
>>679508883
thats exactly what i was thinking hahah
dat hair doe
>>679508051
the tattoo help you aim your cock at his mouth
>>679505467
look, its OP
>>679509017
What is that sheet on her?
Is she at a salon?
Coming home from breast cancer party
uhm sir the camera is over here...
>>679503697
ohio
Kelly Lovelace
CA
>>679505875
typical Vikings fan
>>679509223
Damn, Carlton got arrested again.
what the fuck is her mouth
Alejandro wren
CA
This is my 2nd - cousin. He's pretty clean now. May still smoke and such but he's better. He was arrested for methamphetamine in his possession, 2nd degree disorderly conduct, resisting arrest, interfering with a peace officer, providing false information to police, attempting to elude police, theft, criminal driving and driving with a suspended licence.
That's 9 charges folks. Meet my family!
Eugene, OR btw
>>679508129
gang affiliation with the boondock saints
Finally got the bastard
ResidentSleeper
neckbeard spotted
Antonio Wilkins, male
wut
84 traffic violations, 10000 bond each
tfw $840,000 total bond
>>679509514
LMAO
>>679504725
>baby don't hurt me
lmaooo
>>679504725
tell him to his face we'll see who the faggert is
>>679503697
Florida
>>679509263
Found him
>>679507779
bloody 'ell, how'd you get this picture of me?
>>679509561
It's a picture of OP
Holy shit his face
Michigan btw
>>679505065
bitch looks like exodia
>>679509458
Not enough charges.
>>679509702
Whats up Kansanon?
>>679505627
Say DUI one more time.
I dare you! I double dare you motherfucker!
SAY.
DUI.
AGAIN.
>>679508201
colorado
>>679504290
Duke Nukem got pretty old
>>679509458
Some crazy motherfuckers up here in or, nothing like the south though that's a whole other breed of crazy
>>679503697
>p
ayy you're in my state
I dont even know what these charges mean
Charges
#1 PETVACP PET TO VAC PROBATION
#2 PETVACP PET TO VAC PROBATION
#3 PETVACP PET TO VAC PROBATION
>>679509895
I live in GA now. Still shit tons of crazy people. fuckin america.
>Eat Taco Bell
>Needtofart.gif
>Gamble on fart
>oSHIT.exe
Full Name: Brandon Michael Isenberg Michael
Date:04/14/2016
Arrest Age:20
Gender: Male
Birthdate: 07/24/1995
Height: 5'08"
Weight: 188 lbs
Hair Color: BROWN
Eye Color: BLUE
Charges unknown
Looks like we need to reopen this x-file.
Look at this fuckin carrot
FORGOT THE IMAGE IM A CUCK
>>679505875
methhead?
>>679510086
Looks like a fuckin monk if he went bald.
>>679509099
State?
>>679508708
Holy fuck, it's Peter Murphy from Bauhaus!!
>>679503697
I FOUND A HOBBIT
>>679510146
> only did it once.
Warnderius Brantaun mcbride Twilley
>>679509968
petition to vacate probation, sounds like he would rather do the time than be on probation
>>679509968
He was vaccuming up pets, most likely.
HOTTIE
probation violation only
>>679510051
charged with the burglary of a religious building.
>>679504982
I was just about to post this one kek
Wow! Go figure I find a friend of a friend on there just getting arrested yesterday. Sorry ya got busted m80. Be more careful with your dealing.
>>679509699
fucking kek
"I'm so fucking stoned right now"
Great nose
>>679509099
1977 called: They want their hairstyle back....
>>679505147
>tfw snorting so much cocaine, your nose enters your face
>>679510269
interesting, thanks anon
Full Name: Jerry Lynn Stclair Jr
Date:04/15/2016Time: 6:51 AM
Arresting Agency: CITY
Arrest Age:25
Gender: Male
Birthdate: 04/06/1991
Block: 100 Old Woodbury Rd
City: Morgantown, Kentucky 42261
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 180 lbs
Hair Color: BLONDE
Eye Color: BLUE
Place of Birth: OH
#1 PUBLIC INTOXICATION CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE (EXCLUDES ALCOHOL)
The new face of 2016 has arrived.
>>679505056
Uncanny resemblance
Wew lad
>>679505723
>female
>>679505147
>"HE'S BACK. VOLDEMORT'S BLACK."
>>679503697
>Texas
Kaz.. I'm already a negro
pasco,fl
>>679508631
Jesus christ
#1 STALKING WITH INTENT TO CAUSE FEAR OF DEATH, ASSAULT OR INJURY.
Holy shit
>>679503697
Ur in my state
Burglary
Bitch looks good for 42...
>>Alabama
>>679510323
is that the guy from fall out boy
>>679510832
these just keep getting better
>>679504125
Hey crab man it's earl
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
Check out this guys hair
>>679510941
>>679509025
head & shoulders
Some of these mugshots are fucking wierd
>>679510611
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orJaIZFP6Fo
mmmhmmm
>>679509859
Dang! 9/10...
>>679510927
8/10, but only lost a point for age.... But still, damn good looking for 42!!
Looking for Pt. 2
>>679511248
Exactly how I imagined he would speak
new thread op
>>679511071
10/10
>>679504244
typical american
>>679505147
>>679505382
>>679504820
>>679510323
Best looking guy in this thread, easily.
>>679510611
>>679511248
now is this the fag that wants 'white mens to fart In my mouf'?
>>679511681
>Best looking guy on this site
fix'd
>>679505382
Chief Keef?
>>679503697
Negative. Muh state is not listed because WA does not take part in such faggotry.
>>679510294
George R R Martin?
Where you can choose the colonies
>>679510307
no fucking way...
For what? being to hot?
>>679512613
Lewd contact with a minor, six counts.
>>679512613
#1 POSS MARIJ <2OZ
>>679507063
Returned to Giraffe exhibit at local zoo.
>>679507779
[soul staring intensifies]
lol, one of you tagged this as 'hottie'.
http://idaho.arrests.org/Arrests/Michelle_Hill_26854466/
>>679505515
is that wayne brady?
>>679505720
hasn't yet been unlocked as playable..damn.
>>679508631
that dude must have been an ss officer
http://texas.arrests.org/Arrests/Jacqunn_Mcclinton_26908033/
topkek
>>679505515
black willem defoe
>>679505720
nigga so black
>>679508713
Id dick her.
>>679505147
looks like someone slammed her head repeatedly into a pole
>>679510731
I'll give you a kek sir
>>679503697
Right here omg, the tits
http://1312484.igenapps.com/go-figure#0
>tfw recently arrested and not in here
Thank goodness
