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Sup b,
I'll do anything for quads.
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Cum in your eye.
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>>679503478
>I'll do anything for quads.
butt stuff?
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slit your wrists
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>>679503719
if a quad appears, i will
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Carve something in your arm with that scissor.
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put the scissors in your bum
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Move somewhere where people write out dates in the correct order .
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shoe on head
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>>679504264
this
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>>679503478
Rape someone while cutting your manboob off
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Steam yourself eating 30 tacos
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needle in dick hole.
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>>679504405
>[
rerollsss
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>>679504441
fuck balls.
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go to sleep...
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Go sleep in your bed
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amputate your arm
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Eat an apple
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kiss your mother and grope her tits (make a video)
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cut your dick off and post video with timestamp
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Gift me 50£ on steam - Camp38
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>>679505120
Reroll
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suck a dick
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Fap
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Use a knife to write "I am a faggot" on your hand
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>>679505120
rel
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suck two dicks
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pen in penis hole
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>>679503478
slit radial artery and sit in hot bath
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>>679504369
Reroll
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>>679505120
this
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>>679505120
gogo
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take all your clothes off and run to your nearest police station and cum on the first cop you see
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>>679503478
chop of your right thump and put it in your ass.
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>>679505540
now
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>>679505553
rolling
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Go to sleep
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Eat shit
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>>679503478
Drink bleach and stream it.
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>>679505553
damn that was close...
>>679505592
voting for this
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>>679503478
Finger up ass. Dirty Sanchez.
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>>679503478
Make some hotdogs
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Upload gif of you eating the nearest edible thing in your room
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i want you to go after your dreams right now
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if quads u go out of your house and shout im a faggot, ive been one my whole fucking life and then u kiss the nearest guy u can find in the mouth[even if a family member]
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>>679505809
Rr
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Run naked outside
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>>679503720
first thing that came into my mind when i saw the scissor
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>>679503478
Slice your wrists
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>>679505809
Rell
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Donate $50 to the classical music public radio station in your neck o' the woods
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buy me dark souls 3
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>>679505809
Go
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go black face to your nearest black community and beg to suck some black guys dick whilst calling him a nigga
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go somewhere and ask random guys if they want you to suck their dick, if they say yes give them a dollar and film it
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>>679505809
Rerell
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go outside and mug someone with the scissors
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Tell your mom that your dad rapes you
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>>679506066
>>679506069
same idea anon, same idea
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>>679505809
Reroll
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>>679505709
Roll
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>>679506066
Reroll, film it.
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rawling for that >>679506129
>>679506066
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cover yourself in your own shit then go to the cinema to see batman vs superman and fap using some shit as lube
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>>679505120
bul
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>>679506289
rawl
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Shave half of your hair
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dance for us
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>>679506389
Rolypoly
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Shave your legs
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sharpie in pooper
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>>679506499
roll
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>>679503478
Stick the pen up your dick like a catheter
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Bend your boner to a 90 degree angle.
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>>679506499
rolling
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Go in bed and sleep
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>>679506499
rolll for i t
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film yourself trying to get it on with your dad. profess your sexual desire for him and try and wank him off. see what happens
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go sleep
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>>679503478
paint your face brown, take a backback, run to your closests shopping mall, throw backpack into crowd and yell "ALLUH AKHBAR"
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>>679506622
>>679506670
samefag
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Behold deez and stick wineglass in ass
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Kill yourself
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never come back to 4chan
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Get a tattoo of a clowns face on your ass with the nose over your asshole
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>>679506712
put carrots into backpack for extra lulz
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Call in a bomb threat at a Donald Trump event.
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>>679506660
6 off. so close
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>>679506870
kek
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>>679503478
>buy gun
>name it Round 2
>pay a visit to Columbine High School
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>>679503478
dry fuck your ass with a 18 inch dildo
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>>679506066
roll
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Show you face.
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>>679506794
roll for this, just wanted to say that
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capture, rape, kill, then eat a squirrel
bonus points for drinking the blood
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>>679506960
this
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Show us your tits
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Buy your mom a dildo
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buy several packs of laxatives and take them. Record it. Do it for science
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Do the Rich Piana 8 hour arm workout.
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go fuck yourself
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>>679506960
you ok there anon?
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>>679506960
my school just had a presentation about how uncool schoolshootings are, today
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>>679507266
Say you want to be your moms new dildo and show her your erect cock
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>>679507343
I know a guy that did two school shooting and overdosed...
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>>679506960
rolling for this
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Cut yourself and masturbate with the blood
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>>679507289
Rolling
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Sharpie in the butt
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>>679506960
Rolling for Columbine
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>>679506660
rawling for this
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Post picture of you eating shit and drinking piss
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haha dexter
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>>679507680
rerawling
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have a nice day
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>>679507700
roll
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>>679503478
Stand up and do the SIEG HEIL-move for us.
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>>679507289
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Masturbate into panties and leave them in someones mailbox
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Go sleep for 8 hours :)
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>>679507751
rollerinho
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Suck your own tits
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>>679507511
edgelord
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Toothpaste in your ass
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>>679507289
Roll
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cum on someones dog while the owner is walking it and record it
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>>679503478
Paypalme 500 dollars :D
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Buy a better pen, that one sucks
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kill your mother, if shes dead kill another family member
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>>679506554
Rollo
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>>679507772
>>679507773
there is no god
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Put Nair in your ass
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Scratch the date into your arm with a knife
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>>679507935
rolling
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I swear I'm about to call the police
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Cum and put it in your ass
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>>679507935
reolling
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take a shit then find the closest black guy and say you just had an abortion. show him your shit.
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kill yourself faggot
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Cut of nipple
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Fill your asshole with spicy peanuts
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Go bald
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Shave off your eyebrows
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Pierce your dick
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Drink pond/ river/ ocean water
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become a furry :3
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buy a dildo and stick it to your head
then take a walk on the street
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cum on your neighbours door handle
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write ,cock instert, on your forehead
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slit your wrists
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buy your mom a dildo
tell her you want her to use it on you
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Shove a cucumber up your ass.
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>>679508611

funky this
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run out your home naked and start screaming that your family have kept you locked up your whole life and kept raping you
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>>679508550
Absolutely disgusting
Rolling for this
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as if no one has got quads yet :3
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buy me a dlore on op skins
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=80864215&token=q8kav_QP
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funkyyy
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shoe on head
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Rollz for cutting of nips and recording it
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amputate arm
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Kill yourself. Like slit your wrists or smth that doesn't kill you instantly, so you can post it here b4 you die
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funkyyyuuii
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>>679508885
3 off. so close
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someone get quads ffs
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Cut of pièce of lip
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funky music
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>>679508906
Roll nips
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Stream yourself blowing your brains out
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kill a muslim
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This
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Slice dick and post
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Kill yourself. Stream on twitch
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Shove a bottle of water up your ass on video for us.
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shave head ...
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Get a glue gun and stick it in ya ass
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dedicate the rest of your life to finding out how to create free energy for all
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Shit in a sink and show us
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https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=130710656&token=TsN9xzuV
Send me all your csgo skins/buy me a game
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Eat a condom (used)
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get a car running, shove exhaust pipe into your arsehole and wait. keep waiting, see what happens.
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Get superglue and stick both of your asscheeks together.
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get medieval on your ass
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>>679503478
Put a wooden spoon in your ass.
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>>679509479
Roll
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GET A KITTEN
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>>679509485
but not used by yourself OP
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Slam your dick with a door
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Eat your own shit
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Tell your mom she's a great woman and give her some flowers
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Squeal piggy! Squeal
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rape the first human you see. whomever that may be
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>>679503478
buy some kitten name it koral
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>>679509829
this
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>>679508759
reroll. And, of course, timestamp and photo.
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donate all your money to charity and prove it.
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>>679503478

Cum in your own mouth and post pic of said cum in said mouth
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>>679509429
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Time to deliver max pain on the A-Train
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Donate all of your saved money to charity.
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>>679509952
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Watch every episode of the walking dead continually
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>>679507772
ROLL, hopefully quints.
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KEKE
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Go to sleep
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>>679509963
>>679509899
reroll
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kill yourself by falling down an elevator shaft
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>>679509997
Fuck
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sharpie in peehole
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msg the girl u like: "i love you"
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>>679505120
rollin'
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>>679509997
Roll
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>>679509888
>>679509899
>>679509900
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fuck your sister
(no sister, then suck off brother)
no siblings - sharpie in peehole
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piss on the dinner table the next time ur family are sitting round it. and film it obviously
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cook some pasta with your piss
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Post bellybutton
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>>679510260
rolling for this
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carrot in pooper
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piss on your face
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>>679503478
Leave this board and never return.
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Cut off a finger
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>>679506554
My fucking sides
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cum on your face
post vid
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>>679509900

I am re-rollin' for this
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Bite off your nipple, you choose which one
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Bake cookies adding your jizz or puke, then give it to some people with a smile on your face
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this thread is the devil no quads

btw when i get it post ic of your dick in your hand with timestamp
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AND STILL NO QUADS

>>679510390
ROLL
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get a nailgun and shoot your mom
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Buy me a new phone.
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call the police, ask the operator what they are wearing. keep flirting with them, tell them you are touching yourself then start fapping. dont hang up until you have finished
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show ur cock to ur neighbor and show their reaction
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>>679510603
roll
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Reply this.
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>>679510637
roll
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>>679510733
rollerino
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>>679510729
re-roll
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Praying for >>679511111 to be in this thread
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Cut 0.2cm off your bellend
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op has already left
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Call the police saying that you just killed your Mother
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Call one of those 1800 numbers and tell them you're slitting your wrists
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>>679510729
re-rollin
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Make a Peanut Butter sammich
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>>679507772
ROLLL
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OP is still here...
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mouth full of pubes
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Go to bed and sleep :)
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>>679507772
ROLLING
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>>679510729
re-rollininin
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Cut your balls off
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Suck my dick. Quads.
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Make a Peanut Butter & Fluff sammich
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Read this.
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shit dog
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>>679507772
RAWWLL
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Drink glue
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Go sleep OP, u seem tired
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>>679509900

You will cum in your own mouth and post pic
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>>679507511
This
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>>679511111
winrar
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>>679511111
YES, WINRAR
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>>679511111
HOLY SHIT!!!!!
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>>679503478
masticate on a live feed and then spit it into a bucket or similar object
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record a video of you smearing shit on your face, say your name then start fapping to people on your facebook friends list. record all this then upload video to your facebook account for all to see
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>>679511111
WINRAR
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>>679511111
WAAAAAASTEEEED
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>>679511111
yesssxsxx
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>>679511111
check'd
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>>679511111
Winnar!!
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>>679511111
winnnrrrarrrr
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>>679511111
Dont to it OP, it will follow you for the rest of your life and your career!!! Dont to it OP, it will follow you for the rest of your life and your career!!! Dont to it OP, it will follow you for the rest of your life and your career!!! Dont to it OP, it will follow you for the rest of your life and your career!!! Dont to it OP, it will follow you for the rest of your life and your career!!! Dont to it OP, it will follow you for the rest of your life and your career!!! Dont to it OP, it will follow you for the rest of your life and your career!!! Dont to it OP, it will follow you for the rest of your life and your career!!! Dont to it OP, it will follow you for the rest of your life and your career!!! Dont to it OP, it will follow you for the rest of your life and your career!!! Dont to it OP, it will follow you for the rest of your life and your career!!! Dont to it OP, it will follow you for the rest of your life and your career!!! Dont to it OP, it will follow you for the rest of your life and your career!!! Dont to it OP, it will follow you for the rest of your life and your career!!! Dont to it OP, it will follow you for the rest of your life and your career!!! Dont to it OP, it will follow you for the rest of your life and your career!!! Dont to it OP, it will follow you for the rest of your life and your career!!! Dont to it OP, it will follow you for the rest of your life and your career!!! Dont to it OP, it will follow you for the rest of your life and your career!!! Dont to it OP, it will follow you for the rest of your life and your career!!! Dont to it OP, it will follow you for the rest of your life and your career!!!
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shave yourself, put the hair on your mouth and talk with someone
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>>679503478
Eat your own shit
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WINRAR!!!!
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>>679511111

WINAR
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>>679511189
Not quads
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>>679511111
winner
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Shave your moustache like Hitler for a Month.
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>>679511111
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>>679511235
Suck your nan you ugly jew
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>>679511111
such a boring winrar
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>>679511111
OOOOOOOOOOO
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>>679511111
WINNING
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piss fire
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>>679511111
WINRAR
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rawl for te funz
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>>679511111
RARWIN
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>>679511292

Quints > Quads
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>>679511111
per definition it's a quint... and yes I'm fun at partys
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>>679511455
this
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>>679511455
Still not quads
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Show us your Driver's License/ID card unedited
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op sucks dicks
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>>679511624
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>Quad GET

break your phone
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>>679511624
Roll
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>>679511111
Do the guturals
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>>679503478
Seriously dude eat your own shit
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>>679511624
Going for 7's
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>>679511562

If you're OP then
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>>679511624
7 HIT
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trips get
cut about 2cm deep into your dick and then masturbate with all the mess made
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>>679511624
oh nvm quads
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OP is a F A G G O T
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Upload front and back of
Credit card unedited with pin
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OP here,

give me a sec, i will deliver
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