Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of the Bun
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Claim
>>679499866
That's how I've felt the past few days.
>>679500060
Its the tits.
>>679500578
you! i've seen you!! let me see your face
>Tfw no one will ever play '07scape with me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCiFO7qV54E&ab_channel=Luz%27sShit
Somehow I always manage to check these right as the new one starts
Today we ask
What's the best insult you can come up with? Points will be awarded for both savagery and creativity.
>>679500821
Sick reference.
>>679500761
>Its the tits.
Nice joke
>>679500761
HMMPH!
Tatsuta claimed.
>>679499974
>We still have to spread pain and salt over the WoWs EU server...
>mfw my username isn't suited for this
Maybe...
>claiming yume
>>679500653
keep her
>>679500761
probably the tits and the fur
Froggy waifu4laifu reporting in
Thumb still on fire from hot pocket
>>679500911
ur gay
>911 check
>>679499552
I'm okay with a little...
You know...
Bondage...
>>679499743
I need it to grow bigger! Danke!
>>679500911
im horrible at insulting people
>>679500911
>You're more useless than Anne Frank's drum set
TA hour so I'm going to chill here.
>Hamakaze claimed
>>679500911
human being
Karen claimed
*snore*
https://youtu.be/18S8D8kHFlE
>>679501168
i approve this ship
>>679501277
hey tats how are you doing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXaQu2PcCGc
>>679501202
>>679501267
hello karen
>>679500653
>>679501168
Give me a break
>>679500911
There is a shitton of particles in the universe, but you are made of the ugliest ones
Miho claimed
Get tired of Uber cause been up all night. Grab taco bell come home look for waifu thread. See bunny anon made it. Does that anon ever sleep?
PUPPIES AND KITTENS.
THE POWER OF LOVE.
Tenryuu claimed
>>679500995
>mfw my username isn't suited for this
How bad could it be? Ok, i have "General" in my username, but still....
Could be worse
>>679501105
>bondage
You lewd Yuu-boat....
Btw, i found this wonderful thing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3BjUvjOUMc
>>679501243
Hello DD with the biggest tiddies of you class. How's your day?
>>679500911
I prefer to speak them out and improvise....so i can't really write something
>>679500911
Your mother and father seem really good parents and love you dearly
I love you all <3
>>679501459
I'm really concerned for bunny anon too
>>679501277
Senpai
>>679501507
fixed version~
>>679501531
Y-you too
>>679501486
>PUPPIES AND KITTENS.
They did get you in the van.
Claiming the best girl ever
Kanbaru Suruga
>>679501489
It's been mellow. Played newground games in my digital media and watched movies in history. Right now I'm sitting on a beanbag chair watching students test.
>>679501533
We love you too froggo! <3
< 30 > She is one big of a whore :) https://www.dropbox.com/s/uylrlko6y1qu5ff/DUMP.zip?dl=1 She enjoyed getting fucked in the ass with her tight pussy. Oh and she is 18 I promise guys
>>679501459
<3
>>679501386
Eh, I'm feeling sleepy and I have some stuff to do in a bit, but I'm mostly fine. Life's treating you well?
>>679501636
Fake Tomoko? How's life going for you?
Hatsuzuki claimed
>>679501105
I wouldn't mind putting some pressure on your hull... If that's what you like: all the better.
>>679501415
So you are atleast on my side by saying the posting of that ship should stop?
>>679500911
I have one that i use quite often but its not that creativ or savage
>Sometimes I think you are dumb and then you do stuff like this and I know you are
>>679501403
ayyy
>>679501531
you wanna calm down there you sick fuck?
>>679501830
>So you are atleast on my side
never.
>>679501489
>How bad could it be?
It wouldn't be Anon anymore. Let's just put it like that.
>>679501787
Ah yeah pretty fine need to work some stuff out for my work but everything going fine so far... except
>>679501642
>>679501168
>>679500653
>>679501415
>>679501656
Was I too mean?
>>679501963
>It wouldn't be Anon anymore
You'd be still Tatsuta. Like Graf stays Graf and me staying me...
The username is something that doesn't really matters
>>679500911
I'd shake you fathers hand.....If you had one.
>>679501489
That video hurts to watch...
>>679501822
That's hot...
We need a safeword.
>>679501787
Am not fake. And bad how's yours?
>>679502318
>sick burn actually
>>679502318
I'm not black, I saw him the other day
>>679502318
that was actually pretty good
>>679501734
>>679502320
Then you better think of one quickly...
>>679502007
How are you feeling? I just woke up from a nap so I'm pretty sleepy. Too tired to even get out of bed.
I hope you're doing fine <3
>>679502323
The usual work-sleep routine, just a bit more tolerable because it's Friday.
Claimed
Girl I like is here today
Will I do anything?
>probably not
>>679500911
You are dumbest organism I have ever associated with, and I'm using the loosest definitions of each. I'm including throwing out moldy cheese from the back of my fridge
Hey, anyone up to anything?
>>679502388
>>679502501
>>679502629
lol
>>679502725
Sup nerd
>>679502820
>Then you better think of one quickly
Ahh!
Not too hard!
>>679502820
I'd go with "Torpedo"
>>679502886
c'mon do something!!!!
>>679502886
take the leap invite her to a movie
>>679502995
ananas
>>679501489
that video....y'know maybe i don't want a 3dpd
>>679502829
I just sleepy as fuck worked like 5 hours today made $30....fuck my life. I plan on taking a nap to wake up and work the bars later tonight to make up for the shit day.
<3
>>679502886
We talked about this. Just fuck her shit up fam.
>>679502829
I know how you feel. Minus the work. What do you do?
>>679502265
>You'd be still Tatsuta.
That's... true. I guess. I'm going to have to think about this... Let me get another beer.
Its getting steamy in here~
>>679502899
Just making more Kazuki x Syndra to annoy Yume
>>679502995
I don't think that will work as a safeword.
Too hot. Too hard. You worry too much anyways. <3
>>679503265
steam is good for you!!!
>>679502886
At least say hi to her
>>679503292
Always a good plan
>>679502886
Tell her your fictional GF is 7 years old
>>679503399
Not very.
>>679503483
Salt
Best Ice Queen is mine
>>679503039
post ohayous
>>679503410
Why are you against me too?
Is anyone with me?
>>679503410
She goes out of her way to say hi to me. I'm just a pussy.
>>679503222
Sick trips
>>679503168
>>679503043
She's working the drive through window
Wat do
>>679503549
b-but it exfoiliates!!!
>>679503222
Teacher. It's just 1.100€ per month, but I cope.
>>679503208
>that filename
You're making me all flustered again. You big meanie. <3
>>679502886
Don't drop a box on you knee
>>679503173
This movie is something . I forgot what movie it reminds me of but there's a guy who had a drop of blood into his heart that brought him back to life. I think it was underworld
>>679503265
What's a sauna like?
>>679503346
>>679503346
>Too hot. Too hard. You worry too much anyways. <3
Maybe I do worry too much...
>>679503641
ask her if she wants to go to lunch sometime, preferably not where she's working lel
>>679503808
do you like it so far??
>>679503749
Sorry <3
>>679502886
>>679503641
I believe in you, Renge. You know what will happen if you think of nothing and do nothing? Nothing. Do you know what will happen if you think about it and still do nothing? Nothing, except possibly your hurting yourself. Do you know what will happen if you think about it and act on it? Either she will follow along and things will go from there, or she will reject you. Either way, I'm sure that she will be flattered.
I'm just a random person that you have never met, but I still believe in you. Take the first step. Go the distance.
"You must strive to find your own voice. Because the longer you wait to begin, the less likely you are to find it at all."
Best of luck, Renge.
>>679503605
I'm actually helping you, you should be desensitized to it soon and grow thicker skin
>>679503641
This is going to be very corny, but ask of her heart is on the menu
>>679503549
It helps clean pores and what not
>>679503895
Idk, that could work.
"I know this great little place, awesome chicken sandwiches, chicken strips, milkshakes..."
I could try for a laugh
>>679503955
A bit. At the part were some homeless dude at the pet store
>>679504212
Fuck forgot pic
>>679503641
Make your order and whatever, then before you leave stop and say
Hey, you doing anything this insert day here?
If she says yes invite her to a movie or lunch and ask for her number
If she says no smile say ah alright then, have a nice day and leave
make sure you stay cool and don't ask her if you're unable to make a quick exit
Whatever you do, don't sperg and don't pretend you don't care people notice and you will seem pathetic
>>679504126
that sounds pretty good, or what fran said, i horrible at pickup lines though lol, just do something, if you don't you'll regret it
Im going to bed now.
>sleeps on tats soft thighs <3
>>679503717
That's roughly the least harmful thing it can do, yes.
>>679503824
I'd never break my promises.
And I get the feeling you were made for this... rope looks good on you, too.
Ah shit, time to go. I'll see you all later <3
>>679503749
Like a school teacher? Or online stuff?
>>679504310
oh ok, im glad your liking it
>>679504432
i mean steam burns are a thing, and they suck so bad...
Good evening, my fellow claimers
the weekend is here, praise something
>shiina claimed
>>679504511
fucking faggot
>>679503992
I'm not saying I don't like it. <3
>>679504382
Oh, you're going. A shame. I was hoping we' get some more time together.
Love you. <3
>>679504455
Cya!
>envy
>>679504432
>rope looks good on you, too.
Yes please
>>679504511
kill yourself
>>679504382
Night!
>>679504543
>pain and pleasure
Lol masochist much?
>>679504511
fucking retarded faggot
>>679504382
>>679504455
See ya both later!
>>679504349
Well, I'm generally to shy to ever try my corny pick up lines, so I won't guaranty anything
>>679504571
WHAT THE FUCK NIGGER BITCH KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT
>>679504691
no! what ever would give you that idea lel
>>679504382
>>679504455
night night
>>679504563
ayyy
>>679503641
oh and tell us how it goes once you do it. hope it works but prepare for rejection desu
>>679504537
School teacher. High school specifically.
Things are not exactly easy here, but as I said I cope an I live alone so I'm mostly fine.
You?
>>679504835
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>679501533
There was a anon that loved you once.
But you never came back. Until now.
SOMEONE SAY BUNNIES?
Velvet Scarlatina claimed.
>>679504660
I'll make it up to you. Touch em whenever you'd like~
>>679504914
Oh cool, what subject do you teach?
>>679504968
Hi bun-bun
>>679504914
Jesus I couldn't handle those kids. I guess I'm a student. I'll have one credit at the end of this semester and be 5k in debt. All before my 18th birthday.
>>679505033
Yukko, how's it going?
>>679504572
Gives your "lower lips" a kiss. Night <3
>>679504803
>hey I got a job for you. But it blows :/
>>679504836
Frank said it not me!
>>679504543
They suck if they are mild, yes. If they're severe you enter a multidimensional world of suck.
>>679504660
>that might be my next drawing project
But no promises on this. I'm not very good.
But now let's finish this quickly I'm getting hungry...
>irl, too..
>>679505105
Forgot pic.
>>679505033
Yuuky!
>>679505178
Spicy
>>679505041
Does does apply to me, as well?
>>679505105
MMMMOOOODDDDSSSS
>>679505221
hahhaha that's a good pickup line lol, and it might be a little true, but i've never had me burn me with cigarette buds kek
>>679505274
yaaah, i was an idiot as a kid and would stick my hand above a pot of boiling water to see how long i could keep it there....
>>679505124
Good, just gotta kill an hour.
What you up to homes?
>>679505317
Hello beautiful how goes it?
>>679505105
Younger than i expected
>>679505395
Sure!
>>679505424
Why the hate?
Alright I really have to go now. See you all when I get out!
Claiming
>>679505092
Ancient Greek and History. Just generally philological subjects actually.
>>679505105
>tfw Uni is free in Greece so I have no student depts
>>679505178
I like it.
>snuggles close
Good night.
>>679505521
Any industrial accident involving steam.. let's not talk about it.
Ever eaten steamed vegetables?
>>679505524
Was going to get watching some more Nichijou, 6 more episodes to go
>>679505693
yes, but i steam them myself lol, so i wasn't the cause of your pain!!
>>679505221
I would generally try more family friendly puns, unless you know the girl would slap you.
And what did I say that had to do with masochism?
>>679505656
Seems interesting! I was never much of a history person, but I always thought anchient history was kinda cool
Claimed
>>679505424
Mods r kill
>>679505524
I thought I've told you all this.
>>679505656
B-but America is best country..
>>679505521
"I'll treat you like i treat my manga. I'll spend all my money on you and finish you off within 5 minutes before crying myself to sleep"
>>679505714
Who! speeding through these. You maniac.
How you liking it so far?
>>679505979
you did, but i thought you were 18.
Still amazed by how fast you finished school.
>yuuko
>>679506017
It's great, so goddamn funny
>>679505274
>>679505521
I once dropped a pot of boiling water on myself and got 2nd degree burns on my left leg and only the left testicle.
It was pain unimaginable. The marks on my leg are still there but my balls are ok now. Had to go to the ER immediately.
The doctor trip was awkward. He poured alcohol on my leg and balls and scrubbed it so hard the skin came off.
post injury stories
>>679505977
hey rory
>>679503239
Just inform me when you're ready
In terms of voice chat saltyness we ave to use Steam. Just saying
>>679506017
that's too real for me....
>>679500911
You're about as useful as a dried up goat shot, you dense cunt.
>>679505977
Dammit... I was thinking of a joke...
Backup waifu I guess.
Shalltear claimed
>>679500578
You guys are sick and need help...
>>679505594
I think both Yuu and I will come back to you on this later..
>>679504660
>>679505274
Right, we didn't have a safeword or anything... I'll stop eventually.
>now scrounging for some irl tuna
Okay, I have to go help my friend in the studio with something again. Maybe I'll make some Vocaroos when I come back, but I'll probably be too tired.
>>679506122
You mean dropped out and got my GED. There was nothing special about that.
>>679506192
Gets all the honeys.
If all else fails pull out a knife.
Works every time....
>>679506306
Can you help me?
>>679506455
goodbye beautiful
>>679506161
Nice, who's your favorite best girl?
>>679506455
Vacaroos of what? Dank tunes?
>>679505977
Hey Rory! You up to much?
>>679506168
I, being a reckless 12 at summer camp, was excited to hear about mountain boarding. It's like mountain biking, but with an off road skate board. Part of the reason they load you up with pads is the only way to stop is falling down. Needless to say, falling and sliding on gravel will skin your entire back and prevent you from doing much for the rest of the month.
Still have a few scars from this
>>679506168
mines a little long so i'll just do a tl'dr version
>be doing 10 mile ruck in basic
>spacing out because it sucks hell and its boring
>can't see shit, fall ankle first into a 8 ft (2.4 m for europe)
>tumble down hill like nothing happened
>walk on the same ankle for the other 3 miles
im pretty sure my achille's tendon is completely fucked now
>>679506646
or gasoline right?
>>679505521
He tasted it. It's been a long time since he tasted anything
>>679505524
Watching hell raiser for the first time. It's something. What up with you bb gurl?
>>679505829
For the nend girls
>I wish you were a derivative, so I can lie tangent with your curveschedule
>>679505977
Hello
>>679506168
My brother once lost a tendon in his finger while on his job as a butcher. Someone cut through the last bit of cartilage as he tossed some meat into the bucket behind him.
Pic related.
>the real Rory-sama, going with Shalltear. For now...
>>679506306
I am sick and need help.
>>679506711
You know, it Meme Master.
https://youtu.be/4c8n9GY00VM
>tats
>>679506646
Out the 3?
Or all of them?
If out of the 3, Yukko
If all, Nano
>>679504961
Hello yes i am here for you bb
>>679506884
Fuck! Just curves I'm sorry
>>679506999
what is even a curvesschedule hahaa?
>>679506727
kek, I scraped the skin off my forearm once but on your entire back must be much worse
>>679506767
I like how you got up and kept going
>>679506889
that's an edgy story there. ouch tho
>>679506956
That's nice, but it wasn't me. They don't seem to be here right now, unfortunately.
>>679506933
Great taste.
>>679506884
Attempting to think of terrible pick up lines.
"is your name Cory because i want to bring you to my house."
>yuuko
>>679507391
i had to lol!! people screaming at you is reall good motivation hahaha
>>679507404
Who could have that been if ive only started waifuing this morning
>>679507391
Not a story if it happened. He was off work for months.
>>679507696
Ah...
Nevermind, then.
>>679506884
My favorite is, if I could be any protein, I would be DNA heliocase so I could unzip those genes.
>>679507391
It was shit! You don't realize that nearly any movement shifts the skin on your back, but it does. It also hurts
Fran
New thread?
I guess Ill bake. True Rory-sama
>>679507586
What can I say, qt robots
>Yui
>>679507586
Kek
>>679507864
That's beautiful!
Here's a nice one for you family fun one:
"Hey babe are you interesting as you look?" Then smile
aww man img cap
>>679506168
Hello!
>>679506727
Oh not much just having fun with Itami
>>679506884
Hello
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