Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>keep RP at a absolute minimum. We are here to discuss and insult, not to do RP or ERP-
>most important: Have fun!
Rumia claimed
ayyy
madomado
Claimed
claiming
Tenryuu claimed
>>679481396
They surely love us, despite we don't shitpost that often in other threads.
>where's this guro guy from yesterday?
>>679481396
>>679481467
Welcome back claw waifu, Tsuyu
Claimed
Today I will ask
What's your favorite party game?
Like mario party or duck game or whatever the fuck
>>679481511
Im always here
>>679481498
Is that a request?
Also Tenryuu you keep dodging my question - how are you being paid to lurk waifu?
>>679481512
Smash bros if that counts as one
>>679481511
Froggo reporting in, teach me how to waifu properly.
>>679481512
Pandemic is good. I like co-op for party games
>>679481746
!!
I don't think you have anything left to learn, Froggo. You are an upstanding waifu anon, now - the only thing left is to refine your technique.
I guess the next level of power is to draw your waifu, so you can infinitely expand your collection
>>679481512
Halo Reach...ah, those memories.
>>679481649
>Is that a request?
For Guro: Maybe
For shitpost in other threads: Never.
Welp, there's that nice place called "Army"....
>>679481508
So do I get in or not?
>>679481498
I saw him(or someone else using the same pics) spaming a drawthread earlyer
>>679481893
I'm not much of an artist, I'm more of the culinary guy. My lady went to college for graphic design tho and she just got a surface pro 4 that she wanted for drawing... Hmmmmm.
But yes I am good waifu anon this is a proud day, I think I might cry a little.
>>679482025
Ah, that's right. Were you the anon in the navy? That's cool stuff.
I can post some guro, it's a dirty pleasure of mine, at least where Rumia doing Rumia things is concerned.
>>679482159
It's a beautiful moment when a waifu anon is fully realized.
>My lady
Riajuu should just explode <3
I want her to love me
>>679482025
So kagami, milinda, renge and now tenryuu are the ones I know that serve
Can't wait to be part of navy, come back and tell you guys the shit that happened in basic! Surely there's always something funny in basic right?
>>679482028
You want in with U-511? Sure.
>trusting 511 here
>>679482422
It seems like quite a few waifu anons. Is there something about the two that go hand in hand?
This is just an avatarfag circlejerk
>>679482288
She's really starting to practice a lot more, but this was her first digital art on the surface. She drew me my favorite Skullgrill <3
>>679482502
I promise to not excessively distract her constantly.
>>679482698
Hey, that's pretty good! Now you need to groom her into a Tsuyu fanart factory...
>>679482028
I thought you weren't picking sides.
>>679482528
Maybe wanting to protect your waifu? Lol I dunno.
I wanna do it so i can fix up my brothers in arms when they get wounded
Twilight claimed
>>679482914
That's a noble goal! And protecting your bros is cool too, I guess :^)
Anyways I have to head off to work. Cya later anons! Keep the waifu train running on time!
I got in KanColle and completed the tutorial but still have no idea what am I doing since this is all jap.
>>679482893
Sometimes your hand is forced.
>>679482775
It must be done
>>679482422
I don't know how other BMT works, but we had small forms called 341s that you had to keep on you at all times for minor disciplinary infractions. Bigger ones would earn you a U for the week of training, which was about the worst thing you could get short of jail for violating UCMJ. MTIs aren't really around on Sundays, so that's when all the silly shit happens. One of the trainees in my flight, Engelhardt, left a note on another trainee's bed saying that he had a U for the WoT and signed it as Lt. Col Engelhardt and from then on we continued to refer to him as such and call the dorm to attention when he walked by. Our MTI laughed his ass off when we finally told him about it at the end of BMT.
>>679483184
Sometimes its hard to believe.
>>679483079
Oh, so that's what you were doing. <3
Do you have the Chrome extension?
Makes me think of something... my quest translations don't work...
Just try to get a good first fleet and a few in the second one, that finishes some of the quests and you can do sorties/explorations.
The first two worlds are pretty easy, I finished them on the first run.
Just try to finish the first two map.
You'll often get more girls you you fight well.
So now that I'm a waifu anon what else do I do
>>679483414
I've finished the first map and got the first 2 grills docking now. But im afraid theres a lot I didn't understand. (There are quests?)
I do have the extension but nothing is translated.
>>679483414
>you you
if you
>>679483073
Peace homie
>>679483323
Kek. I only got a story from ROTC when a kid was getting ready for AMI. This kid had white socks on and grabbed a sharpie to color it black
>>679483660
Don't post lewds!
And thread can be slow sometimes so keep it alive by chatting it up. You'll know when thread is back moving
>>679482025
Did I miss anything?
>>679483836
Aww yis
>>679483921
Atago let me in
>>679483796
I read the rules ya bork, nothing lewd here..!
And this makes sense. I've always seen these threads but never knew what you guys did. Im lost for the most part at what a lot of you are talking about.
>>679483921
Me?
Did you miss me?
>>679483739
Not sure what's wrong with the translation feature, it's bugging me, too.
Make sure you always repair and replenish, of course. I've only played for a few hours yesterday...
As long as you have ressources you can keep fighting or building.
>>679483977
TenTen, please tell us what to do.
>>679484021
And I'm still with you. <3
Kiriha claimed <3
>>679484254
<3
>>679484194
I dumped all my resources to build a single ship, was that a dumb move? They don't seem hard to farm either way.
>Mirai claim
Are the lewds gone?
Tatsuta claimed.
>Lurking hard
>>679484358
I think we need some privacy..
>>679484558
lol, not necessarily. You have a good chance of a Battleship that way.
I actually regret splitting mine over 3 or so.
>>679484021
Welcome to the club.
>>679484070
I missed you.
>>679483921
Nothing much
>>679484064
We just talk about regular lives, sometimes see something of interest that another anon said we join them on convos and so on
>>679484573
shhhhhhh you'll jinx us
>>679481396
did you won yesterday?
>>679481484
>smug/10
>>679481486
>best tights in sights
>>679481498
Na du salzkopf wie gehts wie stehts an diesem tollen Freitag?
>>679482247
Hey Syndra how is your day going?
>>679482337
Thats a risky choice but i like it
also welcome to the thread
>>679482893
We are picking sides again?
Also hello homura how is your day going?
>>679484697
Hey there how is your day going?
>claiming yume
>>679484717
Maybe...
>>679484719
>club
More like party
>>679484697
Tatsie! Can you give us some KanColle starter tips?
>>679484913
Shinoa is the smug goddess
>>679484913
You left and lost.
>>679484719
Oh my, I'm so flattered.
What a totally candid moment that couldn't possibly be replicated inside a controlled environment.
>>679484913
>best tights in sights
That's a shared title
>>679484913
It seems, and I need your shoulder for a while, im sorry for what you're going through...
>>679484194
Was soll ich euch erzählen was ihr tun sollt? Was wollt ihr überhaupt machen?
>>679484913
Ganz ok. Gerade meine XBox am updaten, und irgendwie sonst so die Zeit vertrödeln. Was läuft bei dir so schief?
>>679484697
Hello Tatsuta. How are you?
>>679484558
F12, there's a KanColle tab. It will make the quest translations work and give you some extra stuff.
>thank you Taihou
So does anyone here play Warframe? And if so on PS4? I'm addicted to it again and I think I need help.
>>679484996
I guess.
>>679485172
Sorry...
Love is war baby
>>679484913
Hey Yume.
>>679484996
Very maybe.
>>679485205
Just one shared title, though.
>us
<3
>>679485526
Siegen.
>>679485661
No, no, don't worry, that was the point.
I had a giggle m8.
>>679484913
Hi Yume. It's a good day. Got some studying in. Made a decent sandwich that I paired with a very nice sour beer. Currently preparing to watch some anime.
How is your day coming along? Done anything fun? Any plans for the evening?
>>679485049
>>679485558
>KanColle starter tips
Oh boy. Here's a flowchart regarding the quests: http://i.imgur.com/CF4WXXf.png
You are most likely going to want to use a tool to play the game, unless you read Japanese. I recommend this one: https://github.com/Yuubari/KanColleViewer/releases
Other than that, try to save your buckets as much as possible. Don't spend all of your resources. Always have girls out on expeditions. Always. I can't stress this enough. Did I mention that you should always have expeditions going?
>>679485558
F12 does not work at all on KanColle launcher (i opened it on a separate window), where am I supposed to press it?
>>679486060
>>679486064
Thy for the tips tats, forgot pic.
>>679485625
About to purchase a PS4, is Warframe that free alien game?
>>679485526
Hi Tenryuu. I'm having a swell day. Had a great sandwich with an awesome sour beer earlier. Thinking about opening another one soon. Going to watch some anime and possibly play some Warships later. How are you doing? Any interesting plans for today or the weekend?
![[anon intensifies].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xSbJD2G.jpg "[anon intensifies].jpg")
>>679485934
Siegen in was? KanColle? Liebe? Geld? Endsieg?
>>679486060
Saving bucktes is always important....are you looking in the game sometimes to see Tatsuta?
>>679486340
You just lost it
>>679485625
Favorite frame nigga?
>>679486294
>alien
>not calling them super futuristic space ninjas with powers
Lol yeah it's free. Ninjas play free
>>679485135
Oh yeah she is
>>679485171
Ok
>>679485205
With who?
>>679485338
Huh?
>>679485526
Ich war gerade noch Einkaufen... mein unabdingbarer Hass auf Menschen hat mich fast zum Mörder gemacht... mal wieder
Sonst is ganz ok muss halt für meine Projektdokumentation noch einiges machen.
>>679485934
Wha?
>>679486060
Ah its a really nice day outside about 16°C clouds and no wind just perfect
Nothing speacial some FFXIV and maybe more Darkest Dungeon but not sure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLUX0y4EptA
>>679485983
I know. How are you Miss P?
>>679486302
I'm doing pretty good. Got some tea, ate some chickun and now updating my XBox.
>Any interesting plans for today
Just playing some WoT with Atago soon and then sinking some ships afterwards. I just need the better Aoba. Or make some hits with T7+ ships. Which could be only my Roon...but it's too expensive. And those are my plans for the weekend too. Next to spreading some salt ofc.
>>679485934
>Very maybe
Very certainly...
>best tights crew
>>679486340
Definitely winning in love
>not German but even I understand that
>>679486340
>KanColle? Liebe? Endsieg?
Diese drei.
>>679486060
Thanks, Tatsie!
>>679485171
>>679486635
So this means im free of this creature?
>>679486948
Yume lost
So yes, you are free
>>679486600
Valkyr.
Playing around with Inaros and liking him.
Also working on volt prime, because starter frame.
>>679486948
>>679487068
eh? what did I missed?
>>679486746
i need to see more to verify your thights and/or legs
>>679486635
Nevermind, just let me hug you for a bit.
>>679486948
How can you be so cold after drinking so much tea?
>>679486834
Wait when did you start playing it?
>>679486064
>>679486191
You use the Chrome extension?
It should open the dev console, which should have a KanColle tab.
>>679486746
>tights-rubbing itensifies
>dat static electricity
>>679487182
Forgot to add a frog oop
>>679487236
You don't trust me and Hatsuzuki?
>>679486600
Gomen! Oh then yes I remember having throwing knives and a bow. Should've picked the guns.
>ninja please
>>679487245
Yesterday in the early evening, but I read tutorials and was distracted for hours, so I actually played only later.
>>679486690
I'm doing alright, glad the weekend has rolled around. I honestly care so little from my day-to-day its all practically one big weekend, so its not like it's especially better than Monday for example, but it's the symbolism I guess.
You?
>>679487307
>tights-rubbing
Is it getting hot in here?
>>679486294
It's free yes I'll help you get started <3
>>679487457
Makes me wonder who you knew so many characters for so long and became this dedicated to Tsuzu.
>>679487236
No need to be rude.
>>679487400
Let's zap her with our electrical powers.
>>679487068
Nice.
>>679487236
With you losing, the ship has been scraped.
>>679487245
Its ok i feel you
>>679487400
I gave hatsuzuki the title of
>best tights in sights
so if you want it you need to prove it to me also there can only be on best not two
>>679487443
your waifu is cute where is she from?
>>679487523
well thats a good start
>>679486191
Don't worry about it. If you need any other tips let me know.
>>679486340
>>679486736
>are you looking in the game sometimes to see Tatsuta?
I forgot my password a while back, and when I finally found it I couldn't get back into my account. I think it might have been deleted. I guess I always have my second account if I wanted to stop sleeping for a few days or weeks.
>Got some tea, ate some chickun and now updating my XBox.
Good stuff. I should make some tea as well. What does one use their xbone for besides watching things? Can you actually play games on it? I jest. What do you usually do with it?
>spreading some salt
Lend me some. I might need some if I end up playing Warships.
>>679486635
That sounds wonderful. Spring is upon us!
>Dankest Dungeon
That game is legit. I remember playing it when it first hit Steam and the Hellion was overpowered as hell.
>Handlebars
That song took me back to when I was 14. My best friend introduced me to the song. Good times, I think.
>>679486834
No need to thank me. Just poke me if you need more advice.
>>679487639
oh well yeah its scraped i don't care anymore you are no fun to be around anymore
>>679486635
What up with you homie?
>>679487182
I got me a frost prime, Mirage and oberon. Favorite is definitely the frost since he has rhino stats but faster and is a team player
>>679487443
Lol its fine. You wanted to feel like a real ninja didn't you? I remember playing beta and it gave us the standard gun pistol and sword with no story to it
>>679487727
>so if you want it you need to prove it to me also there can only be on best not two
Hatsu would disagree.
>>679487614
>Let's zap her with our electrical powers.
Let's not hurt her.
You can just tell her that the title is shared
>>679487601
I've always been following the franchise somewhat, but I definitely don't know everything
>Kiso
>Katsuragi
much qt, wow
>>679487523
If this is hot we'll need some major heat shields.
I'm calling NASA.
all others are inferior
>>679487913
Well, there is only one best.
It's us.
>gift-wrapping for Yuu-chan.gif
>>679487530
Hopefully, you'll still be here when I buy it. I've always been Microsoft slave until I switched to PC. Now I want Bloodborne.
>>679487727
I know right?! Thank you thank you! She's from Kyoukai no Kanata. "Biiyondu za baundarii" if you prefer English.
>>679487245
Oh, we apologize for not answering, Dark Souls has drawn our attention for now.
No, the japanese proxy is not needed anymore, not even for the registration, not even for playing, you just need Chrome (Because there's a very fancy app that translates things and makes our life easier) for both the registration and playing (you could play with other external applications).
>>679487924
>If this is hot we'll need some major heat shields
If this isn't hot I'm about to be enlightened so hard.
>>679488174
>gift-wrapping
Now that's hot
>>679487515
I'm doing okay. My stomach feels way better, but I don't know if it was worth fucking my sleep schedule as much as I have.
Good to hear you're alright.
>>679481721
depending on the group of friends over, I'll either break out guitar hero, ssmb melee, or mario kart on 64.
also, claiming minato
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8j741TUIET0
>>679488124
>warm to cuddle with
>into 69
>willing to help around the yard
>chest out of this world
Whats not to like?
>>679488124
Solid 9/10.
>>679488315
>inb4 pic related
We'll keep the fire department on standby.
Give me a waifu to breed
>>679488661
>We'll keep the fire department on standby
We'll need it...
morning claim~
>>679488549
The type that gets mad at each other over a game and hates one another for an hour. And maybe some 4 player split screen co op games sometimes. Usually halo because it's motherfuking halo you know
>>679488933
Pic
>>679487843
Perfect.
Then im taking control of the new one
~Kazuki
>>679488933
Morning hug~
>>679487913
I created this title i say how earned it
>>679488174
thats the stuff i want
>>679488813
so far its just above average show me more legs then i will decide
>>679487886
Nothing special
>>679488754
Enjoy your fap
>>679489094
FUCKING HELL, GIVE ME A BREAK
>>679489066
hello shinoa!!!! how goes it?
>>679489171
hi!!!!
>hugs
>>679489094
I feel even worse now.. ugh... can you please not post stuff like that until I leave in about 2 hrs?
>>679489219
What? I thought you were into that... thats the only reason i let you go
>>679488284
I always enjoy you paying us a visit, but please don't let us distract you.
Your help is appreciated, of course; but you don't have to sacrifice your gaming time for that.
>>679488813
I keep becoming less and less concerned about these risks...
>>679488933
Hey Kagami.
>>679488393
As long as you're feeling better that's what matters, and I'm glad to hear so.
I finished up all the projects I have do, so I guess it's time for some outrageous Photoshops.
>>679489219
Can I be you?
>>679489293
Did you have a good night?
>>679489176
No u
>>679489401
>I keep becoming less and less concerned about these risks
Same...
>>679488243
I'll be here don't you worry.
>>679489430
It's always time for outrageous Photoshops.
>sorry for the late reply, I'm probably about to pass out again
>>679487821
I use it to play either BF4 or Titanfall, maybe some WoT from time to time..
I always have some salt,. maybe even this evening if you want
>Note: Your pillows are good
>>679489469
yes i did! i i don't think my body likes me to get more than 8 hours of sleep though, what about you???
>>679489176
Just chilling I see
>>679489293
All good homie. Slep well? How's your Friday?
>>679481342
You guys are sick and need help...
shinobu claimed
>>679489487
I'll keep some napalm around for emergency cooling purposes.
>>679489854
>>679489401
*Petting intensifies*
Hatsu-chan is so cute, so cute, a cute!
>>679481342
Just drew my waifu. Dumping her tho. She wants to wait till we're married.
>>679489712
8 is perfect and you're not supposed to get more unless you didnt sleep much lately.
I slept well but now im feeling kinda hopeless.
>>679489853
pretty good so far, got some bot messages on tinder, and im goin grocery shopping later today lol, how's your's??
>>679490067
why are you feeling hopeless?
>>679489985
>napalm
>cooling
Umm...
-U-511
< 7 > She is one big of a whore :) https://www.dropbox.com/s/strjgsgi3f6utvo/12718079.zip?dl=1 She enjoyed getting fucked in the ass with her tight pussy. Oh and she is 18 I promise guys
>>679490159
I'm not always saying it's a good thing you're hot enough this actually works... but when I do it is.
- tsuzu
>>679490229
GTFO scumbag.
>>679490094
Hello 23
>>679490157
Same here with kik and I'm chilling with the doggo trting to find some good horror movie on Netflix
>shinoa bro
>>679490572
yeah...it sucks, ooooo, have you seen hellraiser?? and what breed is your doge?
>>679490157
Imagine having life slowly slipping away from your fingers and not being bothered by that, meanwhile you're getting bothered by something that shouldn't mean anything. Thats why
>Homura
New bread?
>>679490814
i know what you mean...do you wanna talk??
