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Would you be willing to endure surgery just to add a few inches to your height?
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6'4 dont have to
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>>679385676
Yes. I am 6'1" and I want to be 6'4"
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>>679385676
Isnt it really painfull?
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>>679386338
This

6'4" is the optimal height

Just need to lose about 20lbs
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>>679385676
No
5'9 and fairly comfortable, besides I can't change my genetics even if I make myself taller through whatever the fuck surguery it is
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>>679387162
6'4/180lbs here, life is good but I'm afraid it's going to go down the toilet once I get into my 30s
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6'2 so nothing to complain about. So no I wouldn't.
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>>679387528
I'm 6'4" and 270 but I played football in college
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5'3" manlet checking in.

Would surgery/10.
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Its called limb lenghting its the same devices that they use on people that have one leg longer than the other. I would get this surgery to grow 10cm so I wont big a big man but not that short
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>>679387420
Wow that's actually really short, do you struggle getting things out of high cabinets/places? Kinda curious
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>>679385676
5 11 is good for mee, dont have to, dont want to, anywais with shoes im a little bit taller so...whatever
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The site manager where I work is a chick who's 5'11"

When I see her talking with the manlets I feel so bad for them.
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>>679387670
Are you more muscle or fat now though fam?
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no way never
i would never do this
anyone that would should get evaluated mentally
you are you be ok with it
you dont wanna blow your knees out like kyle
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6'3 so im good, extra inch went below
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>>679387921
Still pretty solid, just put on a little gut.
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>>679385676
So how much did he grow
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>>679385676
dude, those shots should at least be comparable.
I tried to fix that.
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>>679386338
6'4" - 6'5" here too its great
245 tho so i need to lose like 50 pounds and yeah
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>>679387767
Nah not at all, I'm taller than like 85% of girls so I'm fine with it. I don't attribute my masculinity to my height, I'm pretty physically fit, and I know a ton of guys shorter than me, so I think where I live 5'9 is pretty average
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>>679387767
>tfw this guy 1 inch under the average
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>>679387969
well I doubt they use testicles as knee caps in the real life surgery
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5'3" manlet here again...

I'd do it for the simple fact that even 2 inches would make a difference in my ability to get shit done. Not to mention it would be a confidence booster.
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I dont want to take the risk
I'm 6'0, the world is built around average height so I'm still at a comfortable height

anything lower than 5'8 or higher than 6'3 is uncomfortable
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6'00" so no, I'm happy
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im 5'7. all the girls who dumped me and got with taller guys ended up cheating on the taller guys. one has a bastard baby and is a single dad now. ive fucked 30 women the past 5 years. most of them my same height. i am short but i really dont give a fuck now that i know how fucked up women are. i could care less what they want lol.
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>>679385676
nope
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>>679388223
Amen !
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>>679385676

6'2" so no
also gay so I don't have to measure up to women's retarded attraction points

I'd in fact prefer to be atleast a bit shorter
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>>679388311
Good for you
But who the hell uses bastard as an insult to an infant anymore? I haven't heared that phrase except in Game of Thrones when I'm reading it
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>>679388311
yeah man. same here. its all a shitshow and ive had some good times and now i dont give a fuck about feeling weird about my height
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Im 5'11" is that good?
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>>679388311
I've never really had trouble finding good looking girls to date honestly. Even though being short as fuck makes me insecure as fuck on the inside, I don't put off that vibe so I've been told from so many people. Most girls I've been with have either been my height or a few inches taller.
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People who are taller than average always act like they are average height and that the average height people are really short. Just let them stroke their egos.
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>>679388669
it is perfect
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6'4 checking in
I try not to look down on short men
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>>679387767
I don't think you know what 'short' means
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>>679385676
Nope.
5'7", 185, probably a 6 out of 9 on the fat scale if 5 is perfect and 1 is emaciated, lift, Kung Fu, and I'd say based around success rates that I'm at least a 7 or 8 cosmetically, maybe higher if just face. Manlet jokes aside, also inb4, it's pretty comfy. I'm tall enough for most things, short enough to fit conveniently into small spaces (I do some work in VERY cramped quarters).

Here's the thing, some women like really tall men, and they may be either tall (and therefore like tall men because of their height) or short. Some men like really short women (me, I dig 4'10" to 5'0", probably because of my height), and they may be either tall or short.

Point is you die and rot, fam, and there is no afterlife. Like who you are.

Unless you're an SJW.
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>>679388669
yes
so long as you are not a girl

then it's hell
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>>679388721
Yea dude I actually have seen a lot of relationships with girls dating shorter guys, as long as the girl is my height I'm fine with it

-Mr.5'9
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No because I'm 6'2 and thoroughly miserable.
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Someone post the webm.
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>>679388028
Hahaha nice>>679388069
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>>679386374
>optimal height
>wants to stop being optimal

Kill yourself and donate your legs to a manlet.
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>>679388959
where do you live?
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>>679387676
5'2" man.
No, because I'm not a manlet, I don't need to be taller.
Don't let your height stop you from getting over it. Pun very intended.
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>>679388978
It didn't happen to me until I hit my 20's, but once I did almost all the girls that went after me were taller by a few inches at least. Not that finding women taller than a 5'3" man by a few inches is difficult. Haha.
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>>679388932
Also 5'7". I'm gay, so guys don't give a shit about height (although not all women do, obviously). The only people that mention my height are men my height or shorter than me, and it's only happened a few times over the span of 10 years.
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>>679385676
If you're confident and don't give a shit than neither will anyone else. Oh, and fucking date short girls?.. Pretty simple

>mfw when the only place where your height will ever matter is on /b/ where all the insecure faggots live.
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5'8'

I'm good.
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>>679387676
Reply to make you feel like someone didn't look over you
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No I wouldn't want to be taller. Being 5'5" hasn't stopped me from doing anything I wanted.
Being fat with a small dick certainly has though.
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>>679389217
us
murrika

I'm not a girl btw
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>>679385676
no 6'0 and still growing no worries over here.
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>>679389259
I wouldn't do it purely for my self esteem. I would honestly benefit in other ways that I can't really explain without being long winded. So much shit is literally 2 inches farther away than is optimal for me.
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>>679389259
Dude there are 14 yr olds taller than you
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>>679389490
Hahahaha lost. thanks anon
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>>679389580
i know a 14 year old who is 5'10. bitch wishes she was shorter.
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>>679385676
Rather get penis lengthening
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>>679389454
You're the best fam.
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6'7 im virgin
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>>679387528
You need to put on weight
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>>679389580
Makes sense, I stopped growing in 7th at age 12. That's what you get when you hit puberty in 3rd grade.
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>>679389580
No shit, Sherlock. There are also adults short than 5'2"
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>>679389499
i guess 5 11 girls dont date shorter men there right??? (well any place in the world)
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>>679385676

No, but I would undergo 2 years of agonizing surgery if I could be feminized for cheap
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>>679385676

6'5 here


ITT: manlet problems
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>>679385676
Is it just me or did his dick shrink ?
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6'1, 30 and never even held a girls hand.
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>>679389922
>manlet

You clearly don't know what this means. Not all average or short men use muscle to compensate for their height
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>>679389699
>>679389699
Dubs deserve something also.
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>>679387420
5'6" here just need a good reason to drop about 30 lbs to be in shape.

Feminine and happy with my height. Also a huge blusher at sexual things irl
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>>679385676
You guys do okay with ntr?
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>>679390098
steroids i guess
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>>679389161
Someone's buttmad and trying to insult people taller than him
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5'4" reporting in. No, I'd rather be a midget than have some kind of leg problems later in life.

And yes, I need to get tall chicks drunk before they will fuck me, but I've always been told my dicks makes up for my height.

Dick size matters, if you're short and lacking dick, kill yourself.
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>>679390143
What you need is the old fashioned slip. Get somethin in her drink, help her to the safety of your car, get her at a place and when she's passed out, hold her hand.
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>>679385676
funny how his upper body changes too, and he suddenly grows chest hair.
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>>679390620
>Dick size matters

Hahaha, keep telling yourself that, sweetie. If it can penetrate, it's fine by me.
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>>679391019
>sweetie
Mom pls go
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>>679385676
No one except you cares how tall you are, shortfag.
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>>679387918
I wouldn't waste your time feeling bad for them, I doubt they care very much.
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>>679391019
what are u t3h gayz?
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>>679390941
You do realise that some guys shave their bodies, right? As much as I hate it, it's perfectly 'normal'
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5'6 manlet here

maybe, but i heard it's very expensive and painful
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>>679391152
Apparently you've never heard of women
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No not really, I'm 5'7 I'm pretty comfortable where I'm at
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>>679390312
dude
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Arent the manority of women 4 ft? Do I win?
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>>679391240
true, but shaving hardly alters his entire upper body structure.
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>>679390825

underrated post.
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>>679385676
EH
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>>679391551
His entire upper body? The only thing that is different is that he lost a bit of weight.
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>>679391354
no, I have. women want big meat popsicles. gays like big ones too, but, will settle for little ones in the rear, or so I've heard.

oh, TITS OR GTFO.
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5'8 manlet here. I wouldn't get the surgery because I've come to accept my height and have grown to like it (pun intended)!

I really don't get why someone would go through with this though. I mean, I understand the appeal of being taller. Taller = more masculine = more attractive etc. It shows you're a manly man kind of thing. But everyone in your life is going to know that you had surgery to make you taller. You're not fooling anyone, everyone knows you used to be short but were so insecure about yourself that you paid $1000's and went through a load of pain to get taller.

Isn't that the most insecure and 'beta' thing one could possibly do?! Essentially, defeating the entire reason you wanted to become taller in the first place, to be an alpha male character! Obviously height is attractive and something nearly all men want, but I think it's fair to say, first and foremost, to be a manly man, you need self confidence.
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>>679385676
OP IS FAGGOT

PROB JERKING HIS BF OFF
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>>679385676
why the fuck would anyone do this? that is next level lack of confidence.
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>>679385676
5"5 manlet here, i just stopped caring and fucked tall girl in hard mode
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If I can add 3 inches to anything on my body (dick length, arm circumference, height, whatever the fuck). I'd add it to my height. 5'7 male..... I just wish I was average
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>>679391812
brah

he literally goes from endomorph to ectomorph

the cake is a lie, brother.
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>>679391894
considering women are usually dead fish in bed they dont give a fuck what you put in them. gays and men's ego care more about dick size than women. ive fucked a lot of women in my time. most women use men for money thats what turns them on they love shopping. some women like romantic love a little more tho.
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>>679385676
id rather not be any taller
i hit my head enough as it is
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>>679390367
>same height
>taller

Pick one.
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Definitely not.
I'm 6"4 and transsexual.
I'd actually be okay with undergoing surgery to become SHORTER, not TALLER.
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>>679392033
Dats it mah nigga
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>>679391894
>TITS OR GTFO

This is hardly the time. Am I looking for attention for being female? No.

>women want big meat popsicles

I'm telling you right now that I don't. Thick, yes, that's a bonus, but big/long is unnecessary, and the dude attached to the big cock is usually full of himself because he thinks all women love big dicks.

Honestly? They're uncomfortable, for me. Other folk will like it, but not everyone does.
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>>679387767
im failing to see how 5'9 is "actually really short"
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>>679392187
You're blind, mate
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>>679390620
Getting laid is easy. Getting laid by a hot woman is a bit harder, but not if you have money. Landing a good looking, quality chick for a relationship requires much more than just simple attributes like wallet or dick size.

I guess it depends on what you're after really.
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>>679392476
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>>679392476
marry me plz
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>>679392722
Why would a man in this day in age want to get married, It's just about getting laid m80.
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>>679392559
no, no I am not.

you're blind, actually. Yes, yes you are.

PSYKE
RÆKT
HUUURR
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>>679392835
Why are you offended by first hand experience? I'm guessing you think anything a woman says is bullshit. Maybe that's why you're alone.
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>>679385676
5'4 reporting in
Would do this in a heartbeat, fucking hate being a manlet.
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>>679392722
>Getting laid
>easy
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>>679392548
I'm assuming he was replying to the post above, since that is short as shit.
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>>679392978
>It's just about getting laid m80
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>>679392994
Same as you, I guess? Your beta won't satisfy much longer.
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>>679393067
RETURN OF KINGS
WE ARE PUAS
HARDCOOOOOOOOORE MASCULINITY BRAH BRUH BREH
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>>679392409
forget to add that i'm french and in southern Europe people doesn't care that much.

Pic related, he's fucking a girl who's taller, younger, richer.
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>>679393067
Not the person you replied to, but it honestly is easy. Just don't be picky and lower your standards.
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>>679392978
Relationship =/= marriage necessarily.

Some dudes just like regular and consistent pussy, which is why they relationship.
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>>679393109
>>679393231
You'll get some pussy someday brah
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Probably not, being taller isn't going to change the fact that I'm a 4chan autist neckbeard
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>>679393160
What? My beta? My fiancé who passed away last year? I'd be worried if he were trying to satisfy me.
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>>679390191
brown privilege
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>>679393347
yeah brah breh brih right on my main man bro bro durr
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>>679393497
Lol wut, holy fug you really are a woman, what are you 30? Fiance? Dead?
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>>679393077
In my country anywhere between 5'8 to 6'4 is average, atleast in my area.
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>>679393067
It is easy. There are literally millions of desperate people willing to bang anything. They're easy to spot too. A quick peruse of POF or other similar sites will prove my point.

If you have enough money to be flashy, you are literally guaranteed to find a good looking chick somewhere to bang. I don't think it would take very much time to find one either.
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>>679393497
he meant feta, you need to upgrade to gouda. That's a real cheese.
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>>679385676
5'8" manlet here. I give zero fucks about being tall.
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>>679393665
dude rekt lol hardcurrr
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>>679393889
What's ur fav subreddit xD
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>>679385676
I dont understand obsession with height.
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>>679393865
you mean being short
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>>679385676
Can I use the inches elsewhere instead?
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>>679386989
they break your legs and as the bone forms between the broken bits they pull your leg down, so it keeps making more bone and therefore more leg

your legs are broken for as long as you wanna keep getting taller. they have metal braces on it all so you can still walk, mind you
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>>679393665
Believe it or not, we also use the internet. I'm in my mid 20s. My fiancé was killed by a drunk driver. I think about him everyday, but life still goes on.
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>>679394111
Trips don't lie.
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>>679393976
the one with your mommas tits in it duuurrrr
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>>679394261
Eh, doesn't sound too painful unless they're using a fucking stillson wrench to break your shit.
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>>679390825
kek
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you guys actually know exactly what height you are? I mean did you even measure or is it just an estimate

because I never really gave a shit about knowing my -exact- height, I'm taller than maybe 60% of every man, I just tell people that I'm 5'10" but in reality I really have no idea, never really mattered that much to me
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>>679385676
His cock got smaller though, not worth it.
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>>679394971
My GP (doctor) measured my height and weight last year, so that's how I know my height (5'7"). It's not really important, but it's nice to know more about my physical self.
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>>679389259
>5'2" man.
kid
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>>679389834
That's sorta my situation as well. Although it's fucked up since a doctor told me that I was gonna hit puberty late, so come 10th-11th grade I'm there waiting to grow an extra 3 inches and get a deeper voice. Nope. Now here I am, 24 at 5'8'' and when I go through a drive thru people sometimes say "ma'am".

It's like puberty just told me to fuck off and didn't do shit.
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>>679391019
Except there are more pleasure sensitive nerve endings throughout the inner vaginal walls.
Stop justifying your boyfriend's small dick.
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>>679395851
Have you tried hormone therapy? My cousin has a problem with his pituitary gland and has to take hormones (similar to trans folk) and now he looks and sounds like his dad, instead of his younger brother.
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>>679396252
I've considered it. Someone else told me that my issue may be that gland as well and I should have a doctor take a look at it. It's definitely something I wouldn't mind trying, I'm just lazy.
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>>679395965
You're really trying to tell me what I find pleasurable? My fiancé's penis was perfect for me. Average and thick. Though, I didn't fall in love with his penis. Now, you could consider his penis small, since it's ashes in an urn.
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>>679385676
Already 6'1. :^ )
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>>679396529
Bigger = more nerves stimulated
it's basic science. Once again, a woman is ignoring common logic.
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>>679396529

LOL the sympathy card
die bitch
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>>679389736
Ehh, no I don't.
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>>679388523
Bastard isn't really an insult, it's just a term for a child born out of wedlock
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>>679396859
I will die someday, just like you and everyone else that is living and everything else on the planet. I'm not that special.
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Yes I want to be 6'8"
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>>679396762
Again, not everyone likes this. Just because you think you know what it's like to have a vulva and vagina, does not make it true. Yeah, science is fact, but so are individual preferences for penis size and pleasure. Not everything is one or the other.
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>>679389559
Killtony Yourselftano.
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>>679385676
>Would you be willing to endure surgery just to add a few inches to your height?

Nah, cause I'm 6'0 to begin with and not a manlet. What's wrong with pic relate dude now is his arm to leg ratio. He looks like a Ken doll in the after photos. Too out of proportion.
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>>679385676
but but but
thats like getting fake boobs

its fake, its not natural, it's not in your genes
doing things like this prevents natural selection and that is some more bullshit
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>>679385676
Looks like all he did was loose weight and fix his posture.
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>>679385676
That's three different people
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>>679396762
>implying over stimulation of nerves is always a good thing

You're a dumb fucking autist faggot.
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>>679385676
I'd love to do this unfortunately I'm 5'7" with the torso of someone who's 5'3". My GF is taller than me when we sit down. My legs would look retarded.
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>>679388056
Any is too much you lazy bitch
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>>679397399
wrong again retard
more pleasure sensitive nerve stimulation is better. There is no way around this. Once again, stop trying to make baby dicks feel better.
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>>679396968
90% of kids today are bastards lol
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>>679398020
A large penis will not overstimulate nerves retard.
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>>679385676
5'9'' king of the manlets here
not with today's technology, but i'd probably do it if we had some star trek shit available
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>>679388789
This. Despite the fact they have a higher center of mass, and are generally less coordinated than shorter people.
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>>679387969
stfu tumblr faggot. Sick of newfags invading. So done with this board.
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>>679389161
6'2" here and I agree
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I would kill to be only 2 inches taller. But I wouldn't pay for surgery.
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>>679398087
You just can't accept that not all women love gigantic dicks. With that attitude, I advice you not to converse with any women away from the internet.

Also, I would be incredibly worried if a baby had a 6" dick.
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Absolutely not. Height doesn't matter.

/Thread

And inb4

>Oh yes it does I have these studies proving women prefer taller guys and blah blah blah
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>>679393293
I would if I had any.
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6' I'm 19 so maybe I'll grow another inch or two?
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5'11" here. Only time I've even thought about my height was when I was dating this girl who was 6'4", but even then the sex was fantastic (like climbing to the temple atop a mountain) so I didn't even really care. Would being a bit taller be nice? Sure, I guess it probably would. Am I mad? Nah, I won the mother fucking genetic lottery considering I'm a green eyed male Caucasian with no family history of mental illness, disease, obesity, or cancer and managed to get a job in engineering. You can't win it all, baby.
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>>679392722
Sound like you socialize with shallow cum dumpsters
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5'10. It sucks all the guys are taller than me. Honestly I almost never see a guy shorter than me.
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>>679385676
Liars like him should have their natural height tattooed on to their face so that women can know to ditch them or abort the manlet baby.
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>>679398590
No, it's just a case of you not wanting to accept that your man was average. Get over yourself.
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>>679392476
Yes you are, now tit pics with timestamp faggot.
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>>679399483
I'm 5'7, most of my family is taller than me. My mate is 6'2. His dad is 5'. Genes are amazing.
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>>679392476
I almost feel bad for the sweaty obese weaboo that typed this
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>>679399613
Oh you sweet summer child. You really think penis size is all that matters? Maybe it's the only thing that matters to you, but I happen to enjoy interacting with the owner of the penis.

>>679399679
Fuck off. I'm not looking for attention, I'm contributing to the conversation, you fool. You're just shitposting to 'fit in'.
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>>679392991
That was painful to read, but you definitely won that argument.
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the world isn't made for people over 6 feet. I wouldn't want to be any taller.
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>>679396762
>Once again, a woman is ignoring common logic.
>us guys know better than women what the ideal penis is
>I'm totally not a faggot
>n-no homo
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6'6"
best height
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>>679399925
Sounds like someone is projecting. I'm pretty average to be honest. A bit tall, and yes I sweat like every other human being with functional sweat glands. It's great for cooling down when I'm hiking, cycling or running. You should try it sometime. Oh, and I don't like anime, it's a waste of time.
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>>679400233
The majority of humans are under 6', so I have no idea where you got that idea.
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>>679400093
>/b/
>fit in

Why the Fuck would I want to be accepted be these degenerate pricks you autistic bitch?

Tits or out you stupid nigger
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>>679400136
thnx brahirrim, much obliged.
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>>679390191
idk whats going on in this image but that chick is fucking fiiine
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>>679400296
you sound like a liability
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>>679400545
tryhard trying too hard
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>>679390241
post boipucci
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>>679400302
Please, get on my level bitch.
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>>679400545
Keep begging, it's never going to happen. You're obviously sexually frustrated. Try looking at porn or just google 'tits' if you're really that desperate.
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>>679400877
Sounds like I bruised your ego. Poor fellow.
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>>679400878
We're just looking for verification. because at this point, you are clearly just an attention whore.
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>>679400545
>acts autistic
>calls strangers autistic because um reasons

Please, don't ever change, /b/
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>>679400708
How so?
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>>679401078
I accidentally covered up a little bit.
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>>679389580
My friend was 6'3" at 14
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>>679385676
I'm 5'2 and considering killing myself /b/
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>>679385676
This is three different dudes.
So whatever, I'm 6'10 anyways.
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>>679401155
How dare I type online!

You're as much of an attention whore as I am. Get over yourself.
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>>679397766
Contrary to popular belief longer legs may in fact be in your genes. Not in mine though i dont wear them i prefer cargo pants :-D
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>>679400093
>upholding the morals /b/
>hurr durr you're shitposting

This place is actually dying
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>>679400093
>I happen to enjoy interacting with the owner of the penis.
doesn't change the fact that you're not experiencing full stimulation because you're content with sub par men.
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>>679387767
This is bait. No .gif needed
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>>679397766
>don't get braces bro straight teeth aren't in your genes
retard identified
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>>679401169
Too tall to participate in every day things (chairs, beds, cars, desks, hugging) or activities of leisure (gigs, roller coasters, etc). Always standing out for being really tall.
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>>679401340
No on gives a shit
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>>679388311
the phrase is 'couldn't'; " I COULDN'T care less" you fucking crayon eating, cum guzzling retard.
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how long would it take to grow 3" ?
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>>679385676
I'm not insecure about my height so no
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>>679388075
Although i dont agree with this procedure, this is a very underrated post given the circumstances.
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>>679401893
>implying I have never slept with anyone with an above average penis size

Why are you so obsessed with my sexual pleasure?

>>679401734
This place never lived in the first place. It's always been shit.
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>>679389437
Same here
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No, I'd still have my small hands and feet and look more ridiculous.
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>>679394735
known to be one of the most painful procedures in medicine
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6'3 and look like a fucking white tree, so no
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I'm the person from that picture. here is more recent pic by one month.
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>>679401534
>pretending to be female to get replies
>I'm the attention whore

K.
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>>679402432
I'm obsessed with the female's ability to ignore simple fact and logic. It amazes me to no end
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>>679402720
I really don't understand why it's hard to believe that I exist. It must be exhausting having to pretend women don't use the internet.
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>>679402668
True story
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>>679402668
you got fat again
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>>679402900
No one is going to buy it or care unless you prove it
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>>679402830
Maybe you should use fact and logic yourself. Seems to me like you're ignoring everything (including first hand experience from an owner of female anatomy) to spout your bullshit.
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>>679402432
>why are you so obsessed with my sexual pleasure
Because he is finally coming to terms that height doesn't matter and if he is 6'9'' it doesn't matter to anyone who isn't shallow or trying to impress/one up her sorority girlfriends

>>679402830
Sure go ahead and say I'm white knighting but people are allowed to chose and your highschool crush not picking you because your ugly doesn't mean any person not willing to fuck you is ignoring facts and reason
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>>679403159
Does begging get you off or something? Keep crying for a lame photo of my tiny tits.
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>>679402973
It is really hard to work out sometimes because my legs have pegs in them they literally cut out chunks of my bone and strentched my legs upwards. The pain is agonizing... but no pain no gain! so sometimes I get a bit chubby when I have to stop exercising.

Here is a newer photo - you can see I'm back in the game.
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>>679403209
>owner of female anatomy

Fucking prove it you attention whore
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>itt lanky autists who think them being tall matters when their wrists arent even bigger than their cocks.
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>>679403445
I sort of agree with anon TITS and timestamp or gtfo
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>>679403445

See >>679403389
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>>679385676
Grade A photoshop OP
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>>679403437
seems legit
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My grandfather invented this device / technique
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>>679403531
You can't be 7'3'' and have a cock larger than half a hotdog, not enough blood to go around
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>>679403353
>look everyone I'm projecting
Fact is that more stimulation is more pleasurable. How you attempt to change this fascinatingly retarded.
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>>679385676
honestly the guy doesn't even look taller, he just looks less fat.
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>>679403811
I know it looks fake but all I have is the model shots I do now. i look black but that is just cuz it is black white photo
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>>679385676
yes, I'm 6'0. my bosses' husband is 6'7 and I'm extremely jealous. 6'5 would be my ideal height.
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>>679396762
I'm 7.25" and its too big for most women. You know nothing about female anatomy.
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>>679385676
You should piss on his grave for being a retard
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>>679403209
No. What we have here is a woman attempting to justify to herself that having a small dicked man is just as good as having a man with a big dick so she can get to sleep at night.
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Nope, 6'0 is the optimal height: taller than all women who aren't "freaks" and most men, but not so tall that you get back pain.

>Perfect
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>>679403389
No one cares about your Tits. You're truly autistic if you don't understand that. Everyone is just assuming you're some fat, lonley, rper, making a shit attempt to give advice while pretending to be female.
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>>679403964
>ITT: ugly ass people with big dicks that wonder why women don't flock to them
Men with dicks are just sex toys to women unless they can talk to them about more than gainz and height and how everybody who isn't you is inferior
Vet the fuck back to /fit/ faggot
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>>679404064
>baby can fit through vagina
>7.25 is too big
learn a book faggot.
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>>679404164
You do realise that there are sizes in between 'small' and 'big'.

You're clearly repeating yourself, already convinced that you're 100% right about female anatomy so you can get to sleep at night.

Just give up, mate. You're obviously wrong.
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>>679404313
Babies don't feel good coming out, you stupid faggot.
Also, look up 'hitting the cervix' retard.
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>>679404312
>more projecting
you can't deny the simple fact, so now you've resorted to name calling, and making wild assumptions about my life based off of no evidence.
typical woman. No wonder why you can't keep a man.
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>>679404313
You do know it hurts like hell when a baby goes through there and it gets completely destroyed, I wouldn't expect a neckbeard autist who's parents didn't sign the permission slip for sex Ed to know these things though
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>>679404606
Jabbing the cervix is bad, gentle contact is pleasurable. Retard.
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>>679404284
Seems to me that the people asking for my tits care about them in some way. You're so clever with your original, non-regurgitated insults.
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