>>679375603 Is that spaghetti or parasites?
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>>679375603
Is that spaghetti or parasites?
>>679375603
Dammit. I wanted to see it come out all the way
It's unchewed noodles, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=honn8tf9X7Y
Why the fuck would you shove noodles in your dick
>>679375849
was this an ylyl thread?
>>679375603
those are lo mein noodles OP, just fry em up with soy sauce and veggies and you're good to go
>>679375912
Yeah, noodles that move on their own.
>>679375603
that is his large intestine. those are parasites. I forgot the name of the parasite, but you die from internal hemorrhage from trying to shit them out. Studied this shit in Invert zoology. Jeez I cannot fucking remember what this shit was called. going to bother me all day now.
>>679375603
@679376598
>internal hemorrhage
Those aren't hemorrhoids. They be at your ass.
>>679375603
Parasites called round worms I think. You can find the video on YouTube
>>679377278
>@
Being this new
>>679377278
sauce
>>679376598
They are called Ascaris lumbricoides.
Your welcome. :)
>>679376598
Round worms.
>>679376507
I'm so confused as to what is happening in this video.
>>679375603
>>679375603
theres vomit on his sweater already, mom spaghetti
>>679377278
Bikers are such fucking human garbage. I love videos where they get what's coming to them.
What did he put on the police car, by the way?
>>679375805
I had to find it. That was the most unsatisfying webm ever. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvrainfgFRE
>>679378178
classic
>>679376972
filename.jpg
>>679378387
...that's a koala.
>>679378387
>panda
Nigga das a koala.
>>679378342
very erotic
>>679375603
>tfw spaghetti falls out of your stomach during operation.
>>679378387
Heh.
>>679378656
>>679378592
Literally first day here?
>>679377446
>being new enough to fall for the bait
1/2
>>679378656
>>679378592
newfags
>>679378342
God damnit Anon, this isn't a porn thread !
>Captcha : 404
>>679378247
wait, what is that? that "exploding" thing?
2/2
>>679375984
fucking idiot
>>679379111
fucking checked
>>679378592
ITS A FUCKING PANDA M8!
>>679379070
Fuckin gg
>>679379111
fucking checked
>>679379069
A meteoroid exploding in the atmosphere.
>>679378301
He tapped the window to taunt em??
>>679376231
>an
>>679379332
ty, never seen this before, that is so cool
>>679379271
>justice boner
>>679375984
I like how everyone was like "Fuck this I'm out!"
>>679379271
Hopefully he can't feel anything from the neck down.
>>679378653
wat?
>>679379425
Is this guy actually retarded, or is this like an insurance scam?
Or both...
>>679378566
Damn thats a sharp knife
>>679375603
I gotta do this every time I eat ramen....
>>679379271
>>679379425
>>679379628
>>679378566
Sauce?
>>679378653
lol good for her! Nothing worse than a Methhead.
>>679378523
I don't speak mexican
>>679379271
As a motorcyclist this makes me irrationally happy.
>>679375603
nigga ate alot of bean sprouts.
>>679379673
lol he'll have a bruise on his hip at worst, how do you guys have so much hate for such a small minority of bikers, drivers are a whole lot worse...
>>679375603
>Ascariasis
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ascariasis
>>679378566
Holy shit. Where do I get one?
>>679380110
fuck that's terrifying
>>679379414
you new?
>>679378653
I'm so confused. What happened?
>>679380097
Satisfying. I would be wary of some fucker that could dispose of a body so easily
>>679375603
worms m8.
>>679379111
trips confirmed
>>679378566
Hhhhhnnnnnnnggggggg
>>679380346
>propane powered cars.
In Russia propane is cheaper than gasoline.
>>679379181
Nah man that's deffo a koa-
Alright it's a fucking panda.
>>679380110
angry ass spic just mad cuz he live in a hole in the ground
>>679375603
medfag here. ascaris lumbricoides. It's a parasite/worm, very common in third world countries. Usually its not that harmful, except for the malnutrition of the host. A mass of worms like this is not unlikely. It's unusual to operate on them, tho. I guess they caused an obstruction of the intestine or a severe infection/ischemia
>>679380350
Movie set looks like
>>679380350
need a deja vu edit of this
>>679379545
Anon likes this.
>>679379545
Kek
>>679378656
No, it's a red panda. Dumbass.
>>679380350
anyone know what movie they were filming?
>>679380097
somehow this is really pleasing
>>679377980
lmao wtf is wrong with cops
>>679380212
More people=more assholes
>>679380525
I legitimately thought that was spaghetti for a second
>>679380350
HOW?
>>679380350
dat movie
>>679380350
oh fuck
>>679379959
My sides
>>679380718
small, but well-placed explosive charges I would assume. Hollywood magic
>>679380110
people who don't live in areas where tornadoes hit frequently will never know natures swift fury. Not only is your home gone, but you might have a board where your lung used to be.
>>679376972
kekd
>>679379271
Not posting the rest where the guy gets out of his car and checks the front before considering the rider.
>>679378653
lol wut? also, North Dakota woman cooks meth in car? arn't those EU plates? cuz thats not American
>>679380675
exactly, and there's likely a lower percentage of bikers who are actually assholes, they are just the ones you hear about because of it, just like you don't hear about all the good and considerate drivers, only the people who cause problems. So there's no more reason to judge bikers as a whole than drivers.
>>679375984
>>679375984
this was intentional
>>679377417
what dumb mother fuckers take their bikes on the highway and don't stay on the fucking shoulder
>>679381130
Rider was a fucking idiot
>>679380525
>I guess they caused an obstruction of the intestine
This is kind of a given, watching the video anon.
>>679381315
Missed it by that much....
>>679379069
bolide
>>679378147
I've seen it before with sound, just the cops chasing a methhead who's totally fucking gone. Eventually he pulls over and freaks the fuck out
>>679381321
Is he kill?
I hope this isn't me before work tomorrow.
>>679381386
What the fuck?!? Story?
>>679375603
Roundworms. Me and my fiance were extra fucking careful washing our hands when our puppy was young. Puppys have them, and ours definitely did because we were finding them in the poop.
You know when your dog has them because you give them worming medicine and they pass them. Routine worming isnt a thing for humans, and theyre asymptomatic, so they build up until they cause a life threatening bowel obstruction like this and need urgen surgery.
>>679378592
>>679378460
RED ROCKET! C'MON BOY RED ROCKET!
>>679380525
>>679380650
>lmao wtf is wrong with niggers
ftfy
>>679381337
this
>>679381532
Saved, thanks Anon. That was cute.
>>679381672
Looks like a paper mill or some kind of lathe, his fingers get trapped between two fast spinning rollers and he gets sucked in, obviously. I cant believe it took his whole body though, I would assume it would have just ripped his fingers off before that.
>>679378849
lol
>GTA Police
>>679381712
Lmfao!
>>679381033
since we're already talking about useless, dangerous nasty parasites, this video was only appropriate
>>679381386
jesus wtf just happened? Did that guy get flattened?
>>679382001
Lol what?
>>679381672
Don't stick your hand in the rollers while the paper machine is operating.
>>679378147
If I am correct, the dude in the white car was on meth or some shit
>>679377278
Haha, faggot
>>679375984
that was a good idea igniting the fuel
i do it all the time
it creates useful fire
>>679382012
Kek
>>679378460
>Sandshrew used sleep. It's super effective!
>>679380589
No... RED pandas are RED and have a tail
>>679382148
Lol point taken.
>>679381764
Lost
>>679376385
Danger noodles
>>679377980
fucking awesome. Don't run from the cops, dumbass.
>>679375748
Parasites/worms
>>679378301
looked like a 'tag ur it' type sticker maybe?
>>679379751
Notice the guy in the white honda drove slightly forward closing the gap.
>>679379545
>>679381674
lmao why is that lady butt fucking naked? hahahaha
>>679381532
> drowninginpussy.webm
Out of the fucking way cunts!!
>>679381752
See >>679380525
Ascaris is the largest type of roundworm.
https://youtu.be/4KrvQYqyde8
oddly fitting
>>679379959
women... they just don't r
>>679380110
Why don't farmers just live underground?
>>679382623
as a guy that builds systems as a hobby, go fuck yourself, sir!
>>679380974
yeah most of us are smart enough to not live where tornadoes occur anon. course the same could be said of those dumb fucks in cali that live in wildfire country.
>>679382713
WHY WOULD THEY KEEP MOVING HIS NECK! GOD DAMN NIGGERS
>>679382502
pretty good moves
>>679380428
>>679380428
>In Russia propane is cheaper than gasoline.
>>679380110
yea lets wait for it to come then start to drive right at it
>>679382580
TOP KEK
2 SECOND CAR WASH
FREE VALET PARKING
>>679382929
>>679382675
>>679382649
It's not a fucking cringe thread
>>679382623
you can actually cut that part...
>>679382675
should i know more about this?
>>679382623
Well.. that's one way to make use of a piece of shit motherboard.
>>679381033
love the chunks of fur, i mean hair scattered all around.
Rednecks are just like niggers.
>>679380164
>ate
i don't think so
>>679383072
Hwat the hell did you just freaking say about me, you little bobby? I'll have you know I graduated at the top of my class in the sales of propane and propane acessories, and I've been involved in numerous secret propane raids on Thatherton Fuels, and I have over 300 confirmed sales. I am trained in grilla warfare and I'm the top salesman in the entire Strickland Propane company. I will wipe you the hell out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in arlen, mark my god danged words. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over the phone? Think again, boy. As we speak I am contacting my group of redneck friends across the street and your number is being traced right now so you better prepare for hell, hippie. The hell that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your charcoal grill. You're freaking dead, boy. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can sell to you in over 700 different ways. and thats just with my grill catalog. Not only am I extensively trained in the sales of propane and propane acessories, but I have access to the entire propane and grill stock of Strickland Propane and I will use it to its full extent to sell you a grill thats off the face of the great USA, you little democrat. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" charcoal grill was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your freaking money. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price you god danged idiot. I will spill propane all over you and you will drown in it. You're freaking buying, customer.
>>679381065
wonder what the poweraid bottle was thinking
>>679383077
ever seen twister?
>>679378566
>>679381321
Not necessarily, but posturing like that isn't a good sign
>>679382675
its better with the song
>>679383141
>>679375603
he must really dig bean sprouts
>>679375603
WOO WOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
>>679379425
technically he had the right of way because the light was green. cars coming in the opposite direction were blocking the lane, which is not allowed. he doesn't have a case for himself, but he's also not really at fault. just an idiot with a couple broken legs
>>679378460
what the fuck is this, hedgehog porn?
>>679382865
So does linus you nigger
The biggest question if have is: How do Turks afford a Land Rover?
>>679381386
NOM NOM NOM
>>679382240
wat...
>>679379271
Yeah the rider was stupid.
But what if that fuckwit killed him?
If you think that deserves a death sentence you're either severely autistic or have supreme anger issues and will probably columbine your school.
>>679378523
fuck
this ones even better mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYEZciWyMLc
>>679381386
this is why you don't wear jewelry and operate heavy machinery.
>>679383524
you say that every time
>>679383072
BWAAAAAH!! H'what in the hell did you just say about me, you got danged giblet head? I'll have you know i graduated top of my class at Arlen high in propane and propane and propane accessories, and I have been involved in numerous Vogner Char King sales extravaganzas, and I have over 300 confirmed sales. I am trained in BTU calibration and I'm the top assistant manager in all of Heimlich County. You are nothing to me but just another valued customer. I will fill up your propane tank with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my got danged words. You think you can get away with saying that asinine garbage about propane on the internet? Think again, you little weasel. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of propane truck drivers across the USA and your address is being traced right now so you better prepare for the convoy, you big baby. The convoy that refills the pathetic little thing you call your propane tanks. You're all filled, you damn moron. I can be anywhere, anytime, and i can service your propane need in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am i extensively trained in propane tank calibration, but i have access to the entire arsenal of the Texas propane gas association and i will use it to its full extent to wipe your charcoal loving ass off the face of the continent, you little bastard. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your damn tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you got danged idiot. I will kick your ass so hard you won't be able to sit for a month. You're dead, I tell ya h'what.
>>679382502
what is this dancing called?
>>679379791
The one woman on the rights head met that pole hard
>>679383913
>incestoid carnage
>>679378939
>
gets me everytiem
>>679383599
The person most at fault was the rider. Assuming the driver entered the intersection while the light was Green, they went first. Even when it is green the biker still has to yield to traffic that hasn't completed the intersection yet
>>679378849
story ?
>>679375603
Thats sickening
>>679375603
>looks at dat shit
Remember me to never specialize in general surgery. Can deal with blood and gore but not shit, not ever
>>679383913
dancing like a nigger
>>679383682
>AnybodyUnder6ft.webm
>>679376972
That ending, Perfect!
>>679383549
why do these ALWAYS get me every time? any moar?
>>679384121
Dafuq is dat?
>>679380097
I used to like this till i saw the one of a cow and horse going into it.
>>679381033
Violent ape savages. Can we please hurry up and euthanize this subspecies.
>>679384128
>filename
>>679383913
>shuffling
>>679379791
I'm pretty sure that woman that went head first into that seat either broke her neck and died or is in a wheelchair right now
>>679381244
kek
>>679381532
I was expecting the worst.
>>679379069
a fart
>>679382623
...is there something wrong with this?
>>679383913
it's called electro swing or something like that
>>679382909
just like two apes
>>679384128
>Tyroneasaurus Rex
>>679384262
i hope you die of that abraham lincoln disease you tall cancer
>>679380400
i would never dispose of a body like that. DNA everywhere. Ten years from now get a knock on the door and its the FBI that got a hold of a replacement gear from a different machine taking from the machine used to dispose of the body and then i get the death penalty
>>679382765
>>679383355
That kid got some decent hits in, even gave the bitch a chance to collect himself. I call it a fair contest. Respect.
Pic unrelated
>>679382240
For a second there, I thought she ripped her eye out.
>>679378460
I fucking love porcupines!
>>679378566
Fuck,anyone got a cigarette?
>>679381386
Yoink
>>679380110
this is the most insane webm
>>679382547
Returning to her primitive savage roots.
>>679378523
I was hoping the title was Italian
>>679383380
>you little bobby
fucking kek, propane boy
>>679380097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHyygU1cU0k
>>679377278
I'm too busy laughing at this webm too insult your newfaggery
>>679375748
Last night's spaghetti bolognese...
>>679381065
what an insane shot... hope that cinematographer got paid a fuckload
>>679383798
You sir, are a dumb nigger.
>>679379791
kek
the guy on the right in the back wearking grey got split in half..
>>679378387
D'awww
>>679380400
It'd break the body up but you'd still have to hide all the mush that comes out the other side and completely sterilize it.
>>679378342
This looks like the UK M&S advert, am I wrong?
>>679383306
>citation needed.
>>679378147
All those people are driving on the bad side of the road are Americans tourists visiting Britain.
>>679382713
That one nigger just starts jerking him off.
>>679381033
the worst part of this is that people will look at this and think the white cops were molesting them or something.
>>679383121
>cause there's smart worthwhile people in those red zones.
>>679382001
What originally caused him to do that?
>>679383798
I think you mean-...
>what if that fuckwit biker killed himself
Brake checking is fucking dumb. Being a stupid antagonizing shit gets you fucked up. Justice.
>>679382240
Demtittiesdoe
