ITT: we poorly describe videogames and another Anon tries to guess what game we're talking about
>Hats
tfautism2
>>679371212
*TFGODLY2
DING DING
Old guy with alzheimer shank a cult's leader.
Get left in a cave, find a dog, save america
>>679372160
Fallout 3 ?
>>679372160
Fallout.
Lots of bullets
Main villain is actually hero
>>679371677
Resident Evil 4?
>>679372303
Ding ding
>>679372983
Nope
>>679372634
Bl2
>>679372634
Every WW2 game ever made?
>>679373322
Kek
>>679371126
This is a game about bad rats having their revenge
Everybody on the moon is Australian
>>679371126
That fucker stole my BMW, I must have revenge
big conspiracy, turns out it was an accident
>>679371126
Old fucker tells you to gather two of every animal
And you can make some of them fuck
you don't see it, though. You just get their shitstain offspring
>>679373654
Bad Rats
>>679373803
Legend of darwin
>>679373834
Close
>>679373315
Ding ding bitch.
>>679373776
BL:TPS
>enslave animals to fight for you in legal dog fights
>be the very best
>>679373654
whatever that warhammer crap steam seems to think i'm interested in is called.
>>679374156
Pokemon.
>>679374156
pokemon
>>679371126
>guitar
>>679373793
NFS Blacklist - Fuck i miss playing that..
Writer goes mental and regrets not buying more batteries.
Marketed like crazy as a colorful, zany, Xbox one release game
Nobody fucking played it
>>679374344
Sunset Overdrive
>>679374275
Ding ding
>your reward is....
>this post I screen capped last night
Fight to prove that white, American Males are the best.
>>679371126
>keys
>holes
Enemy plants bomb.
I didn't buy a difuser
Im a loser
>>679371126
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
>>679374458
Yep!
>>679374567
Counter Strike 1.6, Source and Global Offensive
>>679374567
Your gf cheated on you simulator 2016?
a guy in a desert finds some clothes and robots and space
Robot Nazi fucking zombies.
1940s edition,
Late 1940s edition,
1960s edition.
>>679374327
first most wanted but same diff
>wake up
>shoot
>visit circle
>shoot
>find sphere
>shoot
>learn about circle
>shoot
>blow up circle
>>679374964
treyarch cod games post WAW
>>679374156
Too obvious.
>>679375136
Nein
Kill a guy, take his clothes, end up in the middle of a secret war
>>679374996
Oh yeah, that was the name.
Don't know why, but always called it blacklist between me and my friends..
>>679375234
black flag
>>679375234
Assassin's creed IV black flag
>>679375076
Halo?
>>679374964
wolfenstien
3 guys rob banks
>>679375411
GTA V
hunt treasure and jump around
>>679375474
yeah pretty obvious wasnt it
>>679374327
anal wake
>>679375411
yeah, well:
RtCW
Wolf the Old Blood
Wolf the New Blood
> Colorful pucks comin at you
> time is important
> *nostalgia*
>>679375359
we have a winner
Super cool alien with sunglasses
>427
>FREEDOM
>Does freedom existes ?
Wake up in hospital. escape. Kill people. Do drugs. Kill people. Kill weaboos. Kill people. pic related goes for a ride, has bad time. Kill more people. kill a few more people, win game.
>>679375701
*exists
>>679375076
Halo
>>679374156
Digimon
douchebag robot makes you do tests
>>679374532
You all suck
civil war and hunting
>>679371126
fuck the strogg. fuck i'm a strogg. fuck the strogg.
>>679375854
Portal ?
Get hired to recover a top secret project, chase it around the galaxy and end up killing it at the end
>>679374859
not even an attempt?
>>679375854
the fall
>>679374532
Kingdom hearts?
>>679374275
>>679374293
Also the answer for >>679373803
>>679376000
RATCHET AND CLANK 2 NIGGA!
>>679374859
fallout new vegas
>>679376207
nope older
>>679376194
AYYYY
>>679376269
fallout 4
You have to like shoot people, but other people are trying to shoot you. And like it's in space or a war or some shit. Kids play it a lot but it's totally rated M.
shoot everything from everything at everything and don't fucking die
dodge roll > block
>>679375488
Uncharted?
>>679371677
Assasin's Creed Revelation
>hire a team of strong guys
>make sure your guys are stronger than everyone else's guys
>make them play catch and beat the shit out of another group of guys
>repeat above a bunch until you know who the best group of guys is
>buy more guys
>continue until bored
>>679371126
tf2
>>679376351
no, as in the game is older than FN:NV
>>679371126
get spaceship. repeatedly do the same shit over and over again until you can get a better spaceship and then do different shit over and over again.
>>679376354
Call of duty bo3?
>>679376512
fallout 4 doesnt have new in the name though
>>679376368
bingo
literal bullet hell
Kids with psychic powers climb a mountain with a dirty old man and he gets kidnapped by Gene Simmons and Joan Jett. Then the kids have to save the world.
>>679376547
eve
>>679376547
FTL
>>679376644
Earthbuhhhh
In almost all the games you basically chase after a golden ball but you travel through time
>>679376476
Fifa
>>679374466
Dunk Nunk 'them?
or literally any CoD game.
So... That image... I Need it
>bump into girl at fair
>princess
>eventually marry
>ur bff qt glasses girl never finds love
>>679376619
hilarious
>>679375607
Ricochet?
>>679376686
no, even shittier than that
Get promised no micro transactions
Get them anyways
>>679376643
painkiller
>>679376825
Portal 2
>>679376547
escape velocity
>>679371126
>hats
fat princess?
sex fairy makes you solve puzzles so you can fuck terrible caricature weabo fantasy whores.
>>679376888
PDtwo
>>679376817
No, but that works too.
a guy called the dude gets some chores to do for his wife during monday to friday
>>679376770
nah
>>679376624
Ayyy, can't wait for the new one
This one is extra hard mode
>you were no one, now you are a fierce warrior, and you can beat the shit out of people in two planes of existence and as a bird.
>>679376825
Chrono Trigger
>>679376888
Payday 2
>>679376892
No that's hell with bullets, not bullet hell
>>679377052
catherine
>>679377052
honey poop
>>679377062
Yes
amputee isnt who they thought they were in the first place
>>679377052
huniepop or some shit like that
kids beating the shit out of aliens
>>679376963
>>679376753
>>679376686
older than all of those and newer (probably, certainly than eve) than all of them
>>679377096
postal, too easy
>>679377135
winner for chrono trigger
>>679377127
farcry primal
>>679377183
yeah
>>679371126
No time to explain?
Pick the best class
Punch things
>>679377216
What was that, nignog? Older and newer than all of them?
>>679376756
Ass creed
>>679376756
Ass creed
>>679377342
No time to explain what ?
>>679377197
Earthbound
>>679371126
you have to conquer the enemy by commanding your forces, strategically, in real-time
>>679371126
>be a guitarist
>play newgrounds punk songs
>guitar in space
>evil brothers riding dragons
>the sea is lava
>>679377342
Velocibox
>>679377197
Emperor Trump: The vidya
>>679377419
Elite
>>679377357
borderlands
>>679377474
... The general concept I guess...
>>679377491
Winrar
>>679377096
Octodad?
>>679377578
No it's newer
Guy with A on his head fights guy with bandana on his head
>>679377427
DAMN straight
>>679377272
Nope, pretty far off
Amputee wakes up from a coma to find out hes actually not who he thought he was
>>679377679
borderlands 2
>dad dies
>get kidnapped
>better than expected
>find sister
>find mum
>mum dies
>get betrayed
>kill mr bad
>kill sister
>dragon
>>679376476
Clash of clans?
Hate newspapers
>>679377679
Dark souls 3
>>679377706
quake 4
>>679377216
then freelancer
>>679377684
is this fucking penny arcade or vgcats or some other fucko webcomic game
3 endings
your friend is 1/2 satan
your love interest is technically your mom
angels are assholes
>>679377773
paperboy
>>679377197
stick of truth
>>679377812
nope.
Find your adopted daughter in the middle of the appocalypse.
>>679371126
Hard mode
Wake up in hospital, see monster but can't tell if real or not. At the end you see me on a table with my brain being examined
>>679377929
the last of us
>>679377706
MGS V ?
>>679377857
This is either Undertale or Kid Icarus Uprising
>>679378029
ayyyy
>Mint? Why ....Mint?
>Stack up!
>Open!
>>679377929
the lost of us
>>679377929
The walking dead
>>679378087
Ayyyy
>>679371126
1940s underwater junkies
>>679377750
Nah, but I'll add hint
>yell at screen because you totally hit the button before the guy hit you
>>679378003
>>679378121
try again
>fuck about with time
>blue hair is fit
>destroy town for her
>>679371126
spooky scary skeleton uses slime to smack spooky scary enemies while sackman tries to take over spooky scary skeleton's town.
In space, has many odd weapons, including a gun you literally jack off to reload.
>>679378003
>>679378196
It's funny because same plot
>>679378221
set in the 60's fashion from the 20s drill fisto
>British dude dies in the middle
>His name rhymes with pope
>you play hangman at the end
>>679377357
TF2?
>>679375743
Saints Row 2,
RIP Carlos, that was a bummer.
>>679371126
waccawaccawaccawaccawacca waccawaccawaccawaccawacca waccawaccawaccawaccawacca waccawaccawaccawaccawacca
> witch woman
> hair clothes
> shoot demons n shit
>>679375743
mgsv
>>679378242
life is mundane and predictable
>>679378032
>Ki:U
>3 endings
>either of those
>your friend being half satan
u wot m8
here's a hint: Super Famicom game that only ever got a fan translation
>captcha: STOP NO
>>679378426
Bayonetta
>fuck bitches
>solve puzzles
>>679378612
Huniepop
>>679378612
Catherine?
>>679378487
This is the part where I explain that it was a joke and you don't believe me because I obviously must have actually been that stupid.
guy on shrooms finds his girlfriend cheating on him with a turtle
>>679378612
Professor Layton
>>679378659
Mario
>>679378392
Winner.
I still get feels to this very day.
>>679378659
sonic the hedgehog
previously likable character becomes edgy/emo
>>679378654
>it was a joke
makes sense
>>679378447
yep
>kill everything
>die lots of times
>regret killing everything
>die lots more
>have mad daddy issues
>kill tons of people
>does Stephen king know about this?
>>679377929
Lisa
>Purple time traveller in suit wants to be elected mayor of shitty town
>Collection of assassins with accents
>Campaign to stop crime and violence with an even larger amount of crime and violence
>>679378754
Shadow the hedgehog
>>679378221
Bioshock
>>679378767
Hot line bling
>>679378865
yes
>>679378870
nope
Mailman overthrows governments
>>679378855
>previously likable
right era though
>>679378826
winrar
>>679378794
hatred?
>>679378659
Call of Duty: 2k17 Remastered: Crafting Edition
>>679378721
Putting his girl in the trunk and getting her smooshed was A+ retribution.
>>679378998
postal?
>>679379022
Nope
Hint:
>its a sequel
>start game
>look around spawn
>see 4 russians squatting
>bastard son of lovecraft and 45 second loading screens
>nazis
>and commies
>and mutants
>oh my
>>679379002
Hey fuck you, that's at least arguable.
Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World? I'm pretty sure this isn't what you're talking about but fuck
>>679379248
And metros?
>>679376643
Undertale
>>679379105
First time I saw that cut-scene I was watching a friend play, thought it was "a little much"
Played for myself, it wasn't "A little much".
>play whole game in castle
>beat final boss
>jk
>upside down now
lego simulator
>>679376643
Black
>>679378767
Genocide Undertale?
>>679379248
metro
>>679376643
Touhou
>>679379435
yep
>>679379392
Castlevania Symphony of the Night
>>679379315
no ps2 era action platformer
>>679379505
winrar
>>679379143
Nope
>>679379392
Castlevania symphony of the night
>>679378829
fallout?
new vegas?
>>679379403
Roblox?
>>679379343
ye boi
be amazed if anyone can get this
>wire-frame free running
>and suddenly yellow
>>679379352
>>679376892
>>679379429
>>679379448
>literal
Cmon guys. All of these are bullet hell genre, or bullets in hell. This is a bullet hell game, set in literal bullet hell. Everything is bullets. EVERYTHING.
Honestly at this point it's even too fucking easy
>>679379237
call of cthulhu: Dark Corners of the earth
>>679379719
not quite
>Spinoff of furry nintendo series
>Feels.png
>Seeds are Godlike
>>679379461
the feel bad for killing everyone made it easy but it was necessary
>>679379803
minecraft
>lick people
>lick things
>lick everything
>get bored after an hour
>>679373654
dishonored
>your shadow is BBEG
>your dad is ok with this
>your sister has a pink shadow
>BBEG isn't very good at being evil because he had his evil stolen
>humor is top notch
>the butler did it
this shit's obscure so ill make a point to mention it's for PS2
Gnarly multi-colored animals beating the shit out of a fat nerd and eldritch alien demons.
>>679379803
One of the LEGO games?
>pew pew
>Gargghhghh
>GG
SKATEBOARING DONE REALISTIC BUT ITS STILL BORING
>>679379779
Nope
>>679379745
Alright smart ass, why don't you enlighten us?
>>679379364
I feel that. I liked SR for the "climb to the top" crime story, but being THE BOSS in SR2 was gnarly. After SR3, they lost me.
>>679379883
Goat sim/
>>679379978
any skateboarding game ever
>>679379978
scat
>>679379822
Nintendogs
>>679380042
yep
>>679379861
bingo
>>679379745
Enter the gungeon?
>>679371126
>>679371126
>>679371126
>>679371126
Hard mode
Wake up in hospital, see monster but can't tell if real or not. At the end you see me on a table with my brain being examined
>Meet shouting hat
>Shouting hat's homosexual friend ruins a festival with it's shitty statues
>Squirrel People help you out
>Homosexual turns into a floating eye at the end
>>679375584
oui oui
>>679371677
BioShock infinite
>>679376643
touhou
>>679378426
>aaaayyyy beyonetta
>long ass loading screens
>long ass walking distance
>more walking
>its magic, aint gotta explain tits
>700 hours of your life gone just in customization
>>679377742
Fable?
>a dictator is oppressing the people
>proceed to kill everyone and everything
>>679380122
Nope.
I dont even know if there are seeds in that game
>omg they evil
>ring
>MONKEY NO
>snipe
>where?
>>679380262
fallout 4 (shit ass game)
>nigger goblin killing and stealing things
>get pissed off at shitty controls
>move to small german town
>hang out with a pizza dude
>full of memes
>lewd
ass
Guy yells at big lizards
>>679379908
sonic
Some Mexican with a grappling hook destroys shit
>>679380479
German Kiddy Fiddler Simulator
>>679379403
minecunt
>>679380028
>>679380137
ding ding ding
>>679380533
Just cause?
Sports athlete goes through 5 levels of purgatory while trying not to wake up
>>679380315
yes boyo!
>pixels
>sometimes upside down
>Become a farmer after ya grandpa dies
>"New undertale xDDD!!!"
>>679380487
Skyrim
>>679380576
Bingo
>>679380487
turok
If you can get this I will be very impressed.
>fuck I can't do what I originally wanted to.
>space..space..space..space..shit
>>679380615
Stardew Valley
>>679380615
stardew valley
Circle Driving Simulator: 2013
>>679380637
Yep
>>679380604
VVVVVV
>>679371126
tf2
>>679380678
Portal 2??
>>679380678
portal
The good old days
>>679380694
>>679380695
Good work boychik
>>679380678
portapoty 2 - the shittening
>>679380439
nope
>>679380444
spyro?
>>679380487
skyrim
>>679380678
Kerbal???
