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Waifu thread
Claim
No lewds
Trips steal
Have fun o:
>>697042561
Sounds fine.
>is this roleplay?
>>697042670
Dio-sama...
Claimed
Omg hai ___^ I’m anon-san and I absolutely luuuv @__@ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^______^
When I walked onto Tokyo street =____=I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O)] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -______-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then sasuke held me close =^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!** (O)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^_<) ^__;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
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>>697042805
discount klonata why you do this to me ;-;
I hate people wo call themselves shitposter just for the sake of being a shitposter, like Mi liu, Chen and other irrelevant posters, they treat it like a fashion statement kinda like people who wear veteran uniforms for attention.
Mean while it took me 8 months to earn the status of a shitposter, 8 MONTHS! do you realize how angry it makes me to see newfags calling themselves shitposter while I have spent most of my recent life actually shitposting and making a name for myself? It makes me clench my teeth in anger.
FUCK OFF YOU AREN'T A SHITPOSTER, YOU ARE JUST ANOTHER CIRCLE JERKER JUST LIKE THEM AND AN INSULT TO SHITPOSTERY.
>>697043109
Shut the fuck up, Clyde! You faggot! Fucking skinny butt-munching faggot. I hate you! You know that? I really do. 'Cause all you do is fuckin' prance around school talkin' about your fuckin' faggoty fairy fathers. I'll tell you what! I don't wanna hear about your fuckin' fathers and how their assholes work, all right? It makes me sick! And I - I - I fuckin' hope they fuckin' die of fag disease! Yeah
Saber claim
Makise Kurisu claim
>>697043155
>hugs the sachii o:
Previous: >>697030691
Claimed
>>697043155
I only shit post on other threads, not here
Shiro claim.
>>697042670
He brought this upon himself!
>>697042802
Aber wirklich, das Level an Freizeit hat man nicht mal mehr in den Ferien...
Und trotzdem heulen die Bälger vonwegen "Stress", weil zwei Klassenarbeiten in eine Woche fallen. Umbringen sage ich, alle umbringen!
>>697042944
I would feel weird role playing, so let's not.
Anyways, school may not be great, but it still is the best time of your live. It's only going downhill from here, so you better start enjoying.
>>697043109
Weako baitu desu.
clmd
>>697043333
quads fucking confirm
>>697043498
I'm a shitter, so I won't. Sorry hun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTKI2SjX44w
>>697043646
Just what I like.
>>697042944
Youre stream is great
>>697043498
b.b.b.but we were suppose to hang out today
>>697043395
>hugs the discount klonata :o
wanna erp? :3
Best type moon claimed.
Reminder to watch She and Her cat, both of them.
>>697043498
ich bin ja persönlich der Ansicht, dass die sich schon beschweren dürfen und man das nicht so ignorieren kann
aus der Schülerperspektive ist das wahrscheinlich der meiste Stress den die jemals hatten und darum aus ihrer perspektive eine legitime Beschwerde
so wie wenn du einem Kind das schon richtig denken kann, also so 6 Jahre oder so, was leckeres zu Essen gibst
das ist das leckerste was dieses Kind jemals gegessen hat
genauso ist das wohl mit dem Schulstress, das erste mal im leben, dass man tatsächlich was tun muss, sofern man nicht schon vorher zu hause von den Eltern eine Kostprobe bekommt
Miho claimed
>Nyan
>>697043938
Senpai
>>697043710
Yeah, highschool sucks, but it is a time where you can goof off a lot
>>697043938
I'd say we can hang out, but I'm on a road trip
Going to Deluth for a whitewater festival
>>697043975
>>697043395
>>697043938
It's fine I suppose.
>>697044094
Goofs and gaffs take effort to do though.
>>697044018
And what if I don't?
:O
>>697043975
call me tsukasa and maybe i will o:<
>>697044184
>>697044051
My little chuuni~
>>697044094
I would love to hang out with you, we should go to Disneyland
>>697044195
Well I love it
>>697044018
Best fate girl imo
>>697044184
already shipped with shizuru
discount klonata can be added to my harem :3
>>697044391
ok
tsukasa~chan :o
claim
>>697044442
I'm the other shinoa
>alt shinoa
>>697044195
But can be fun!
>>697044493
Disney Land?
That sounds great!
>>697044538
MY EYES! THEY BURN!
>>697044349
You're missing out on a great cute ova.
>>697044494
>Shiki
>fate girl
>>697044547
>>697044538
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>>697044505
y tho o:
>>697044538
It's even worse than Hamon
Sachii used to be less cancerous
>>697044683
>Cute OVA
Alright I'm on it
>>697043109
Sup?
>I fucked up hard Shino's stream, sorry about that Shino (_ _;)
>>697045166
non-ISIS karen o:
>>697045074
It also has an interesting story behind it. The first is a 5 minute short made by the awesome Makoto Shinkai, then it was recently remade with his approval into 4 short ovas.
claimed
He's strangling a girl thats getting eaten out.
>Dio
>>697045401
Yeah. I don't kill infidels
>>697045531
Sauce on your waifu
>>697045613
Yuiko.
Kyou no Yuiko-san.
Underground manga
>>697045613
>>697045472
Can't end well for the girl eating her out.
>>697044948
No
I have always been this autistic.
I just used to not be autistic here
>>697045166
rainforest
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
Best girl claimed
>>697044657
Oh yesss we could ride space mountain together oh fuck that would be fun a whole waifu trip to disneyland
>>697045803
>>697045472
Oh yeah, the luckiest man alive
>>697045446
Best eldritch abomination
My 3g might shit itself sooner or later
>>697045802
I fucked up hard, didn't I?
>
>>697045850
Can i come, my chuuni bunny?
Claimed.
>>697043710
You'll probably always be depressed then.
How about improving your highschool life, if it's unsatisfying?
What is it that you dislike about it?
>>697044021
Dann muss man ihnen mal einen Einblick in echtes Leben geben, damit sie merken, wie gut sie es haben.
>>697045997
Of course you can megumine <3 I love you
Well i gotta go now I will be back later bye all
>>697045953
>3g
how does one manage to get lower than 4g?
>>697043148
Too hard.
>>697046123
findest du es nicht fair, dass man ihnen so lange die unschuld gönnt?
das echte leben ist scheiße, warum sollte man es denen früher aufzwingen als nötig?
>>697046123
The people I suppose. I'm fine, I don't want to burden you with my problems.
>>697046162
Goodbye wonderful.
>>697046200
At least in Brazil 4G is almost inexistent. Just in metropolitan areas and even there just close to big places like stadiums and shit
>>697045953
Weather forecast, weather forecast has the power to control the weather.
that was a sick jojoke right there
>Dio
>>697045959
no?
what did you do
apart from <3'ing me
>>697045850
It would be expensive as fuck though, especially for the non-american posters
Still would be great, though maybe an anime con would be a good idea also
>>697045997
More the merrier!
~~and later we can all cum together~~
>>697046162
Good bye!
>>697046200
I normally do, but currently on a road trip so I got booted down
Currently have 2 bars
>>697046291
>legs/feet
>>697045959
Who's the other girl? (on the right)
>>697046291
Just like me after seeing this pic.
>>697046505
>>697046291
Can i have sex with my kyouko daki?
>>697046458
That's the problem. I fucked up the stream because of those <3
>>697046542
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>>697045412
Cool I'll get right on it
>>697046347
that sucks.
>>697046501
i can never understand how people manage to use 4chan efficiently on phone.
>>697046622
>>697046676
you fucked up the stream while loving me <3
>>697046868
Nah. Ya get used to it. I mean even the 3G is unstable as fuck but we can live with it
>>697046994
Well, yeah but I fear if Shino will be mad at me wen I come back
Akemi claimed
Sadly mai waifu has the same name as my ex
>>697046880
I want to go inside this picture.
>>697046315
you always say that yet you always complain
the reason everyone always responds is because it sounds oh so familiar, you might really want to try out just talking about it instead of always starting and giving hints and then stopping while saying you don't want us to care
also, it is kinda (very) obvious how old you are (or aren't) imo
>>697046302
Im Gegenteil! Das ganze Leben geht es nur bergab.
Nach dem Kindergarten wird es schwieger, nach der Grundschule wird es schwieriger, nach der Unter- und Mittelstufe ebenso, nach dem Abi und auch nach dem Studium. Das Ganze Leben lang erlebt man nur immer wieder die stressigste und anstrengenste Zeit seines Lebens.
Ein früher Einblick in die Zukunft würde es einem ermöglichen, die Jugend mehr wertzuschätzen, statt bis zur Rente all die Dinge zu bereuhen, die sie nie gemacht hat, weil man dachte man hätte noch Zeit.
>>697046315
People treat you according to the way you act.
If you're getting beaten up, lift some weights.
>>697047105
I'm loving this. We'll. Probably ya won't find any artwork or anything like that so I recommend ya download the manga and use that as bases for ya pics
>>697047161
Because I feel guilty for doing it, that's why if I start bitching I'll cut myself off.
>>697047140
I want to do more then that
>>697046361
Yeah basically
Gotten to the People of Unusual Tastes chapter yet?
>>697046868
Well, it isn't that hard. 4chan doesn't need much as far as coverage
>>697046880
DUCE
>>697047077
I tried it once but the screen was too small. you have to zoom in and shit buts thats too hard.
>>697047280
I'll make art for you
>>697047243
I'll deal with it on my own.
>>697047397
I'm reading it right now.
>>697047443
Now that's putting effort in yer Waifu.
>>697047243
dann müsste du ihnen das wissen beibringen das man normalerweise erst danach hat
also quasi die erfahrung beibringen ohne das sie selbst diese erfahrung machen
uind darum ist das nicht möglich
wenn du ihnen das leben früh schwer machst ist einfach länger scheiße
>>697047405
This is on Jlist
>>697047631
It's a good one
>>697047423
Unless you are reading big screen caps you are fine
>>697047077
nah im sure he won't
Mid thread QOTT: Is futa gay?
Send me lewds on Snapchat I'm so fucking bored and horny
@coolcatoreo
>>697048211
Yes, though some styles of futa/hentai with it is gayer than others.
>>697048211
I will go there later.
If it has one dick or more and no vagina is gay. Period.
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>697047976
The green hair bothers me.
>>697048401
Its not natural
>>697048211
gay roll :3
>>697048267
>coolcatoreo
first thing on google
https://www.roblox.com/users/103727963/profile
>>697047313
look at me
or don't because this is /waifu/ and i am not even avatarfagging
you are literally the only one who has that thought
for me personally there is nothing more interesting than some actual conversation in these threads
those who don't want you to keep talking ignore it
and those who do have to read your excuse every time you get going because you think to yourself that this is not appropriate (on fucking /waifu/ where 50% of the time claiming and bumping is the only thing happening)
disclaimer: i am anonfagging on /waifu/ and you are a kid so please make feel less bad about saying this to a stranger on the internet whose life i am making worse by saying it by ignoring it :
i have literally no experience with it but you sound anxious to me
thinking about it i do have experience with it since my mom acts like she has it (
paranoia; that's what google translate told me it's called) it's not the same but it gives me the same vibe
how much does that thought force itself into your head that you always stop after complaining and not before?
>>697048211
That depends on what exactly is happening, if it's futa on female then it's not gay, if it's futa on man, or futa on futa then it's gay and if you're just looking at a picture of a futa while wiggling your johnson around, then you're gay.
>>697048211
Only if you cum first.
>>697048105
i guess you're right, but finding images becomes the next effort problem.
>>697048211
I'm going to go with bisexual, since it has both guy and girl bits
I don't like futa personally, though I like dick the rest of it ruins it. I'm not that into bears, most of the time, but I still don't like the female figure
>>697048267
Nah
That missile dick
>>697048941
To each their own I guess
What are you up to?
>>697047896
Wenn du es nicht machst, ist edas Leben subjektiv immer scheiße, weil schlechter als vorher.
Ich sag ja nur, man soll so Bälger mal eine Weile was anderes sehen lassen, ein Jahr lang irgendwo 50 Stunden pro Wochen machen, sie mal ein paar Univorlesungen besuchen und Klausuren mitschreiben lassen, oder sonst irgendwas. Danach dürfen sie gerne wieder zurück ins normale Schulleben, aber sie wissen wenigstens, was die Zukunft bringt.
>>697048211
Futa is half man, half woman. With two futas fucking each other, you have a 50/50 distribution of genders, therefore not gay.
Futa on dude is 75% male, so about 50% gay.
>>697047571
Well then,good luck with that.
What do you plan to study? Or will you work straight out of school?
>>697049208
not much, trying to learn C++ and getting distracted because i was unbanned from posting on 4chan.
how about you?
>>697047656
Here is my fanart of Akemi
I'm pretty bad
>>697042805
Mature
One day she'll come and take me with her
>>697049417
Futa is 75% woman
They have tits and girl ass and pussy
>>697048211
Yes
>>697048346
Basically this
Shizuru exists still
>>697049579
Fair point, but it highly depends on whether or not the futa has balls, cause these are hella gay.
>>697049417
I pla on doing a manual labor job after school.
>>697048211
Not at all
Especially futa on futa
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
>>697049675
Unfortunately.
>>697049443
Why were you banned in the first place?
Just taking a car ride to Deluth, Minnesota. There is a whitewater festival there
>>697049675
We are talking about futa, want to join in?
>>697049579
>75% woman
Why I don't like them
>>697049792
Then that's just gay sex with tits
>>697049579
You people don't seem to understand just how strong is the homosex factor of a throbbing cock.
>>697049490
Ain't bad at all.
I couldn't do something like that.
Hey don't ya want o make me a Yuiko?
>>697049738
The ones with dick and puss are 75% female
Mari Claimed
Suck it boys
>>697049675
>Splash
>>697050050
don't say that only bad things can come from saying that with Mari as a claim
>>697049894
Love you too
>>697049921
I'll decline.
Thanks though.
>>697049417
ich glaube derEeffekt ist ein anderer
Schüler geht zum Exkurs und merkt am ersten Tag wie Scheiße es ist aber weiß:"Noch 1 (2,3) Woche(n), dann ist das vorbei.".
In der Realität gehst du zur Arbeit und merkst: "Noch 40 Jahre dann bin ich so kaputt, dass ich sowieso nichts mehr machen kann als rumsitzen und neue Krankheiten kennenlernen.".
Zumindest für mich war/ist das eigentlich das Schlimme an der Sache.
>>697050141
prove it fuck boi
>>697050090
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>>697049921
good to know people forgot why. i was wondering if i would be exiled here because of why i was banned.
Nice, car rides are boring so its cool youre doing something besides staring out the window. whats a whitewater festival?
>>697050050
I want to have sex with Mari.
>>697047370
What else do you want to do? Does it also involve going inside things?
>>697050528
Bully
>>697049790
So I guess you want to starve to death?
You'll do minimum wage and have no opportunities to get promoted. Manual labour is already rather unimportant and with how rapidly robot technology is improving, you will be out of your shitty job within 10 years top.
>>697050007
So we can conclude that two ballless futas is -50% gay, two with balls is 50% and one of each kind is perfectly straight.
>>697050364
In der Tat, das ist scheiße, aber meine Hoffnung wäre, dass wenigstens einiger der Blagen merken würden, dass die ganze Scheiße in ein paar Jahren wieder auf sie zukommt.
Vielleicht sollten wir uns einfach darauf einigen, dass das Leben immer irgendwie scheiße ist, und dass Kinder zu blöd sind, um einzusehen, dass es ihnen gut geht.
>>697048657
bi roll :3
>>697049675
good good
>>697050150
But it will be fun!
>>697050528
That's a funny picture
>>697050573
I'm nit sure if I was on when you did
I have this, a book, and my 3ds
We are going to be kayaking on rapids with a bunch if other people. And some party things, but I haven't been to this one before so I'm not sure how many people are there and what not
Sento claimed
>>697050784
Very deep inside a few places.
>>697051288
Great claim right here.
>>697051215
cool! thats what i imagined when you said whitewater but i figured id ask in case i was wrong.
do you play pokemon go? that works well for road trips if you can click the pokestops and pokemon fast enough. except it eats battery
![Syndra [218].png](https://i.imgur.com/t0NeJxZ.png "Syndra [218].png")
>>697050364
lehre mich deutschen Beleidigungen, die ich bei meinen Teamkollegen schreien konnte.
Ich hoffe, das übersetzt , um etwas interessant
>>697051185
Sounds fine. I'm more of a go with the flow guy, I'll figure it out when I get there.
>>697051185
ne natürlich ist meine meinung Fakt und du laberst einfach Scheiße, wir einigen uns also auf garnichts und ich hab Recht
(ich unterlasse es, aus respekt vor der /waifu/ allgemeinheit, einen smiley zu posten, denke ihn dir dazu)
>>697051502
Try "Krummbuckliger Hustensaftschmuggler" or something simple like "Klappspaten" or "Saudackel".
>>697051670
I'm pretty sure that this attitude got you in this situation in the first place.
With what kind of "flow" will you go when you lack education and useful skills?
>>697051724
Aber... aber... das war deine Meinung, die ich da niedergeschrieben habe.
>>697049994
Sorry if it sucks
>>697049980
not if its a feminine cock
>>697052513
gay
>>697052374
Wherever I go, man.
>>697051476
I do, but not that into it. And wr are in the middle of nowhere, so no pokestops
Also, team mystic master race
>>697051189
What is your opinion on futa, since you started the conversation
>>697049921
Not if they have dicks and pussy
Futas without pussy are dickgirls technically.
Futanari is jap for hermaphrodite which has both genetalia
>>697052374
ich glaube nicht, dass syndra das so rüberbringen kann wie du dir das denkst
außerdem... wer sagt denn bitte Saudackel? benutzt man das bei euch?
>>697052706
"wherever I go"
>in capitalist murrica
>no money
>no skills
>no options
you're going nowhere buddy
>>697051135
You started it
>>697051189
>Good rattles
>>697051215
I like that pic too.
Not about the futa thing, but i don't hate it or whatever. Do what you want.
>>697053111
Everyone goes somewhere man.
>>697052757
i was about to do the navy seals copypasta when you triggered me by saying team mystic. anyways i gtg. bye. i might come back later
>>697053242
>splashes again
>>697053305
Naive, 14 yo
You'll end up on the streets selling your tight boipucci
>>697052874
As long as there's a dick, it's hella gay.
This is what I believe, what DIO believes. Any other opinions are nothing but belief of heresy.
>>697052706
Well, it's your life I guess.
>>697052886
Nur wenn man einen Schwaben beleidigen will.
Dann soll er halt "Lauch" sagen, dass kriegt jeder hin.
>>697052874
So can we agree on bisexual?
And that i dont like them?
>>697053242
All my pictures are good
Here is a cute one
>>697053325
I guess I'll check out too
>>697053562
>calling something gay
>claiming a buff vampire dude with no tits
And YOU'RE calling ME gay?
Really late claim.
>>697052757
>Team Mystic.
Thank god I'm not the only one.
>>697052757
Its gay
>>697053305
mighty delusional there buddy
the world owes you nothing
unless someone (like your parents) care enough to force you to go on you will just stagnate
there comes a point in your life (for you it is in the future as you make painfully obvious again) where you realize that things "moved" because someone made them move
your mom will not always be there to come pick you up when shit hits the fan
>>697053541
this guys right yo
>>697053937
>>697052757
>not joining team rocket
what a bunch of homos o:
>>697053639
dann sag ihm das, ich glaube nicht, dass er unsere konvos mitliest wenn wir nicht Syndra schreiben
>>697053541
>14
>naive
Damn, suprised you were able to figure that out.
>>697054260
Well, if Team Magma was an option, I'd join it.
>>697054260
Team Flare did nothing wrong.
