Waifu claiming thread.
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>>697042805
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>697054578
elitist o:
Akemi claimed
>>697054764
Nice meme.
Claimed
Miho claimed
>>697054764
discount klonata is a elitist roll :o
QOTT: Are you bi or gay?
>>697052886
I tried my best.
>>697054847
nice thread
>>697054944
No.
>>697054764
Bad meme.
>>697054847
your wifu a meme o:
>>697054944
im gay tbh fam.
also im scared of other gay people o:
roll o:
claimed
Dio-sama...
>>697054944
I like my women without dicks.
Saber claim
>Playing WoWS
>Last ship standing
>Enemies last ship is a South Carolina like me
>Enter gun range
>Both fire a broadside
>Citadel hits
>We're both half health
>I reload faster and fire another broadside
>Magazine detonation ending the round as a victory
>MFW
>>697055320
I like my woman with both
>>697055076
Thank you.
>>697055188
You should've added "xd" to the sentence.
>>697055127
I just remembered why bonehead white-trash fuckin' donkey-dick Homura got so fuckin' freaked when I started talkin' about his "daddy Kyouko's elitism." His Neanderthal, drunk daddy put a
homuras dick in his mouth and splattered his cum all over the wall.
>>697054944
Niether. I'm straight, I've said this a few times before.
>>697055422
Shut the fuck up, Saber! You faggot! Fucking skinny butt-munching faggot. I hate you! You know that? I really do. 'Cause all you do is fuckin' prance around school talkin' about your fuckin' faggoty fairy fathers. I'll tell you what! I don't wanna hear about your fuckin' fathers and how their assholes work, all right? It makes me sick! And I - I - I fuckin' hope they fuckin' die of fag disease! Yeah
>>697056066
"Straight"
>>697056115
No.
What slanderous attacks hast thou thrown against my good name, thou contemptible wench? Whereas I have risen even unto the foremost rank in the Royal Admiralty; whereas I have on many an occasion partaken in clandestine crusades against the Saracens; whereas by mine hands have fallen barbarians numbering some fifteen score; whereas I am most skilled in the ways of the ape warrior; whereas I am the premier marksman amongst all of our Kingdom's knights: Thou art in my sights but yet another quarry. The Lord be my witness, I shall smite thee as no-one under the sun hath heretofore been smitten. Dost thou deign to fancy thyself secure to cast thy spittle upon my face from behind the Spider's Veil? Then thou hast wandered into grievous error. Yea, even at this very moment, I am sending word across the land to my fellow Templars, and the provenance of thy scrivenings shall in short time become known unto me. A veritable maelstrom of vengeance is upon thy gates, thou wretched worm, which surely shall obliterate thy loathsome pretension of life. Truly, thou art foregone, child. I move as swift as the wind, and with mine own two hands I may at my pleasure slay thee in any of thirty and five score modes. For verily as I am a master in the pugilistic arts, even so doth the manifold armory of the Royal Guard lie at my beck and call, which in its plenitude of power I shall not delay to unleash upon thee, that thy fotid flesh may no longer pollute this land with its presence, thou pitiful putrescence. Would that thou couldst have foreseen what great wrath thou hast by thy "brazen" jocosity summoned upon thyself! Perhaps thou wouldst have rather kept shut thy filth-spewing mouth. But neither couldst thou thus foresee, nor didst thou take heed of prudence, and thou art now reaping what thou hast sown, thou accursed simpleton. I will excrete rage all round about thee, wherein shalt thou be consumed. Thou hast shuffled off this mortal coil, urchin.
>>697055440
That means you're gay.
>>697056270
Shut the fuck up, Clyde! You faggot! Fucking skinny butt-munching faggot. I hate you! You know that? I really do. 'Cause all you do is fuckin' prance around school talkin' about your fuckin' faggoty fairy fathers. I'll tell you what! I don't wanna hear about your fuckin' fathers and how their assholes work, all right? It makes me sick! And I - I - I fuckin' hope they fuckin' die of fag disease! Yeah
And, and speaking of... dead... fathers... I just remembered why bonehead white-trash fuckin' donkey-dick Marty got so fuckin' freaked when I started talkin' about his "daddy." His Neanderthal, drunk dad put a gun in his mouth and splattered his brains all over the wall.
You know, I almost forgot that my mom told me that. She said, "His daddy splattered his brains all over the wall." I thought it was sad at first, but now? I like it.
>>697056339
Says the one who claims a macho man vampier dude
Horo everyone
If quads, every anon must claim a different waifu for 6 hours.
>>697056226
Me saying I don't like futa is enough to prove I'm not gay.
>>697056066
no one in /waifu/ is straight didn't you know?
>>697056226
突然明子が表示されます
>>697056617
ITS HOBO YOU HOBO
>>697056617
Its horo you fucking morons
This guy is right
ホロ
>>697056509
This is about YOU being gay, not me, even if I claim a man as sensual as Dio it doesn't change the fact that you want to deepthroat a loli futa you sick fuck.
>>697056673
あなた が みて みぬくい
>>697056766
Thanks for the backup
>>697056867
I want her to deepthroat me before i deepthroat her, you cunt
>>697057091
What a fag
>>697057091
You still want the taste of his dick in your mouth and that what matters, a man can still do the same thing to you
>>697057195
Yeah but she has a pussy
>>697057194
Not gay,
She has a puss
>>697056617
It's Korbo.
>>697057466
Its horo or holo you fucking underage faggot
>>697057332
It has a dick. It's gay. Just because it has one doesn't negate the other factor. That would be like a chick choosing it and saying it's not lesbian.
>>697057332
You seem to be confused, something is not decided to be gay by the following rule
"If it has a puss then it's not gay"
The actual rule to knowing wether something is gay or not is
"If it has a dick then it's gay"
But don't worry anon, it's okay to be gay, you can just admit it.
Felt > Rem
>>697057777
QUADS CONFIRM!!!
>stellar claim
>>697057520
YOU FORGOT HOBO YOU KURWA
>>697057891
89 cent megumeme <3
>>697057891
>best kancolle claim*
Fixed it for you
>>697057996
roll o:
>>697057891
Cutest claim.
>>697057777
Sure whatever, I like that other girl, the one that wears red and stuff and told subaru to be a bitch and subaru actually accepted like the worthless cunt he is, I really liked it when she kicked him in the face for having no balls.
Claiming Yuuki, how's everyone?
How's everyone's Friday going?
>>697057777
Quads say that you have excellent taste.
>>697056673
You can't prove it since you only got four replies to the QotT.
>>697057777
She reminds me of makoto somehow
>>697058329
i asked before and like 10 people said they were bi >>697058082
roll o:
>>697058270
Fine. Yours?
>>697058207
I am fine, and you?
>>697058440
Fine thanks! Passed my 4 mile run evaluation, now I can rest. :3
>>697058434
close but no cigar
roll o:
>buybuy /wifu/ gonna take a nap
>>697057996
Spooky maid person <3
>>697058019
Well aren't you nice~?
How's your day going?
>>697058152
Cutest anon
Hey it been a month havent been on 4chan for a while just drop by to see that these thread are still going good and strong
Anyhow just claiming my waifu again I see everyone in a long while or so
Great day to all =3
>>697058608
Which horo is this?
Repentance horo?
Rood horo?
>>697058634
Hey Amatsu
>>697058634
hi
>>697058634
Good but i gotta go.
See ya best bote
>>697058868
Chuckles horo
>>697058634
why spooky?
>>697058868
underage kurwa repentance hobo is away for 3 weeks
>>697058610
cya
>>697058440
Just got home from work. Last day of my summer internship was today. What'd you do today?
>>697059097
>>697058868
I think I was confused as to what you were asking..
>>697059226
Nothing. How was the internship?
Claimed.
>>697058869
Heya Gilgamesh~
How are you?
>>697058997
Hey Shiro!
Doing good today?
>>697059032
Oh, I see. See ya sometimes later then!
>>697059097
You just are!
Very spooky indeed
>>697059227
I am liked by the anon~
Doing good?
>>697059889
No. You?
>>697059889
Unfortunately not.
if you say so
> Cringe thread
>>697059467
It was great, I was doing IT work for my county. Everyone I worked with was great.
>>697059889
>Gilgamesh
>>697060572
Ah, glad it was an enjoyable experience.
I'm leaving now, goodbye. May check in on mobile.
>>697059966
Aw shit, what's wrong?
I'm doing good, bought some more poison for my cabinet
>>697060112
Aw shiet that's bad ;-;
Is it like that everyday?
>>697060116
spooky
>>697060619
Come on~!
You practically gave that one to me
>>697060773
See ya later man
>>697060899
It kinda' is. Though more so than usual lately.
>>697060899
Nothing of importance.
>poison is bad!
this fine autist.
>>697060690
Yeah, it certainly beat working at the convenience store lol
>>697060899
Gotta make second best destroyer feel good somehow :^)
Rikka Takanashi. Who can honestly say Rikka isnt the best girl?
Sure, maybe she can't cook but as someone who likes to cook anyway, thats not a problem. She's unmatched in cuteness and is always wearing her cool chuunibyou outfits.
Lord Shingan is the strongest, night vision goggles, cutest voice and she gets shy and jealous in a cute way.
Life < Life with Rikka Takanashi.
>>697061090
Well fuck
And I guess there are no particular reason why you feel this way too..?
>>697061103
Same old days?
>but it makes me feel so good!
>>697061251
A fine claim
>>697061882
If anything, I made ya feel good
I heard you missed me a few days ago~
Griffith is best girl and she did nothing wrong
Why are there so many pictures of trash in this thread?
>>697062058
You'd be right, most of the time. Though, recently, it's different. I lost someone very close to me.
There's a containment board for you fuckers. I wish you faggots would stay there.
>>>/a/
>>697062682
create a thread on there for us and then we talk
>>697062682
/a/ was the 1st board you moron
>>697062682
He says while posting an anime girl.
>>697062058
I did if I was still tsundere you might've gotten a cute reaction
Bike still won't start. End me.
>>697062682
>Being this new
>>697062548
Fuck.. I really don't know what to say..
Lost as in you guys went on your ways off or he's gone for good?
>>697063009
And you might've had a ship if you were a tsundere~
>>697063011
Fuck.. Is it possible to have it repaired?
>cute
>>697062682
That's a kinda great picture.
Now that she is not a shitskin nigger casca is best girl
>>697063343
Ya, I'm fairly certain it's a fuse that blew. My dad's getting his friend to come over and take a look at it, so I'll see then if I need his car or not.
>Nope, you a cute.
>Kagamin claim
>>697063650
>>697063343
Neither. Their image of me has been eroded. Beyond redemption, I fear.
I should go. Enjoy the rest of your day.
>>697063343
>Might've had a ship
We still can~
here
>>697062058
I'm at a birthday party, this sucks.
Good Afternoon gentleman I hope you got your daily nap in today.
>>697065851
I got my daily nap today. went to bed at about 8 am and woke up at 9pm
>>697064006
I hope it was the fuse, that way it will be cheap to repair~
>Nu-huh
>>697064831
I see..
I'm sure the both can stay friends, I wish that's what it'll happen
Thanks, enjoy yours as well
>>697065121
That would be impossible~
>>697065581
Crying children everywhere?
>>697065581
Mom! I want to go home! NOW!
>>697066699
Nothing's impossible~
>Especially when Amatsu looks cute in a German uniform
>>697066699
You and me both. But hey, look at the bright side, if it's not, then I get to drive my dads car! And I'll be blasting eurobeat the whole way to to work, probably going even faster than if I were on my bike!
>Ya huh, you a super cute~
Why aren't these threads on /a/?
>>697067693
Do you see anyone in here talking about anime faggelcopter?
Its slow in here.
>>697067061
But.. Rin.. ;-;
>:^)
>>697067648
Don't destroy your dad's car kek
>Makoto even cuter
>>697068179
Lol, I promise nothing. I'm gunna have fun with that thing!
>Nah, Amatsu a cutest!
>>697068157
how goes world of tanks?
>>697060899
no u bote
>>697068157
yes
>>697068738
Oh its going. I just unlocked my PZ.Kpfw IV Ausf.H
So i have my panzer now im still getting used to it.
Fuck the T-34 hes a fuckin dick.
This thread is slow
>>697069535
its not that good of a tank in my opinion. the next one up with an upgraded gun its great
>>697070070
Well I expected more armor on this thing. For how narly it looks. I mean anything seems better then the 38na.
I heard it was really badass but they nerfed it.
>>697070379
yeah i thought it was better as well but the armor never gets better and the gun always feels mediocre
>>697070640
ive been kinda messing around with arty. Its frustrating tho.
Im kinda thinking about picking up a tank destoyer. I really want the tiger more then anything.
>>697068479
Kek, will you pay the bills if you fuck the car up~?
>I don't acknowledge this statement
>>697068809
Me? Spooky?
>>697068179
But... Megumin ;-;
>:^)
>>697071785
yes
>>697071476
THE Rory?
>>697071759
its good to have a few different types. i never really liked arty although tank destroyer wise i like the jagdpanther line not really sure on the other lines
>>697072282
Is there any other Rory?
>>697071785
You better believe I will. Which is why I'll simply have to get to work and home so fast that I don't have time to fuck it up. :^)
>And why is that?
>>697072453
WEEEEEELLLLLLL...
>>697054902
Hey guy who is probably Diego. It;s not Sanchito, it's the other anon.
>>697072551
Was there an imposter?
>>697066699
Considering the way they must think of me, I can't help but wonder how much that would be worth.
>>697073166
I dunno, maybe. What's up Rory?
>>697072282
Crazy talk!
>>697072551
That's one way of not getting involved in an accident kek
>I simply refuse to
>>697073194
You won't know unless you give it a try
>>697073868
I have 5 hours to get my bike in. I may need my little sister to drive me home, unless Dads not busy and willing to drive me out to work as well. Woke up a little late, but my sleep pattern has been pretty borked.
>>697074251
Oh. And the dogger is howling because people are leaving. While also making the staffy noises. Its quite the noise out there.
>Rory-sama
Stella's mine
How's everyone?
>>697074601
Roll for stella lewds
>>697073140
what do people like about her in a not rude way
>>697073872
no spooky bote pls
>>697074601
your mine <3
tired
you?
This now a lewd thread post lewds!
>>697073872
Right?
>Well you can refuse all you want, I'ma keep saying it~
>>697074251
Ah, tire change shouldn't take too long, should it?
>>697075353
>>697075287
But Ama isn't spooky!
>>697075500
Since when did our role switch!?
>>697074943
>maid
>awesome cook
>uncontrollable love for you
>would literally die for you
>short hair
>>697075555
Checked
>>697075287
I'm goods. lol im drinkinb with my friends and watching anime. bestd night ever
>>697075500
Im doing a big service on it. Valves, fluids, cleanup, forks, chain and sprocket. Dont need brake pads, they were done recently.
>>697075500
Nice glasses
>>697075693
>your mother
Wow.
>>697075353
Stop right there.
>>697075353
Heres my waifu lewds
>>697073872
It's just painful. Everything about it, surrounding it, is.
>>697075685
Hmmm, since now I guess!
>>697076002
Ohhh, wew that's a lot.
>Should think about new brake pads for mine real soon.
>>697076009
Thanks anon.
>>697075693
maids are nice. cooking is eh. like to stalker point or clingy? dont find myself in any life death scenarios. and short hair is ok
Frau Kukiro is bestu
>>697075555
Madoka, claimed.
>>697075685
But she is
>that pic is more than spooky~
>>697075555
Too far
>>697076555
In the show, she goes on a killing spree to lift a curse of who she loves.
>>697075996
where did you leave the goods
>>697076989
She is the goods
Naps are nice.
>>697076969
so yandere?
>>697076425
Don't you think the other party involved feels the same way?
>>697076486
Whaaaaaaa-
>>697076697
She isn't!
>Oh my..
>>697076969
I haven't seen the show yet but is she anything like Sayaka Miki?
>>697077358
no rem-chan isnt a yandere at all you fucking retard
KINPANTSU!
>>697054578
<----- MEET MY WAIFU OWO
>>697077388
Rem is rem, only rem
>>697077494
trying to understand a character i know almost nothing about
>>697077505
>>697077349
Naps are nice
>>697072200
>>697077530
Felt left out? :^)
Did you know me when I was megu Megu?
>>697077638
T H I C C
H
I
C
C
Naps are nice, unless your nap lasts for 11 hours
>>697077975
Rory Mercyry Best Gate Grill
>>697077386
You heard me, Cute Tsun Bote!
>>697077975
I gotta admit, that pose is fucking hot
>>697078256
Tsun, I can take
Not cute!