Wat would you do to my aunt? She used to be a stripper
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Wat would you do to my aunt? She used to be a stripper
I'd get her a helmet, cause I think she might be retarded.
Teach her how to apply makeup properly
a paint stripper? too many paint fumes
Ask her where she made money stripping because they must be throwing it away in that town.
Tie strong rope to each eyebrow, tie ropes to the bumper of a powerful truck and gun it until those ugly fuckers straighten out.
I'd greet her and maybe have some polite small talk and then go along with whatever I was doing.
>>679345328
Makeup doesn't cover long years of coke and meth
Nice body, but what's wrong with her face? Plastic surgery gone wrong?
Seriously, she looks beat. Probably took a mile of dick in her wore out pussy and took two miles in her mouth. Bitch is a walking petri dish of STDs and sperm.
When I think of New Jersey trash that I'd drunkenly fuck and wake up the next morning and freak out and go get std tests done, this comes to mind. However she does seem like she would be great fun in a gangbang in a comfort Inn or something
>>679344871
Potato
>>679346320
Not from NJ, but she's been gangbanged before
>>679345980
Miles and miles and miles
>>679346412
Looks much better here than in OP
She isn't really attractive but she kind of has that "worn out pornstar" vibe that makes me want to face fuck her and blow my load all over her. Then walk out without even offering to get her a wash cloth.
>>679344871
ask for all my tips back, seeing what good they did for her with that "got hit by a mack truck" face.
>>679347634
Too much meth
>>679344871
Put her out of her misery. Jesus
ask how big her dick is...
I wanna get her drunk and fucked up and plow her. What should I do guys? She's always flirting with me and asking me why I don't have a gf and offering me massages and shit. Wat do?
You fuck her and take pics and videos and post on here or send her a dick pic and say I know you want it
>>679348881
Let her give you a massage you faggot
>>679348881 take her out drinking one night. Just see what happens. Be equally flirty and shit back. Don't be afraid to make a move because if something embarresing happens you can just say you didn't realize what you were doing or who she was when you wake up the next morning.
>>679349373
You better do her good or she looks like she could kick the shit out of you
>>679347511
How do you know she's been gangbanged before?
>>679344871
I couldnt do a thing to her which she havent done herself.
>>679349373
She jokes about guys sending her dick pics all the time
>>679349481
I did once, she's fucking good at it. But I got a massive fucking boner from it and excused myself to the bathroom to jack off. I think she knew though
>>679349746
Haha she's actually beat the shit out of a couple diff guys at the strip club she worked at
>>679350026
She told me about it, let 3 guys fuck her. Made $1500 for it, $500 from each guy
Name ?
>>679350542
>excused myself to the bathroom
ok. are you gay or bait?
>>679344871
Did she play that retarded guy on LA Law?
>>679344871
gym membership and plastic surgery, fucking sucks getting old, fat and ugly.
>>679350653
Amanda
>>679350777
Do you show your aunt your boner?
>>679350925
Forgot image
>>679350925
c'mon, she has seen over 9000 boners, she knew beforehand
Send more pics
>>679351636
Yea I think so
>>679351769
What would you do to her anon?
Throw her in the sun
>>679353073
Kekkle
Post the nudes
>>679353966
i agree with this one
>>679344871
I'd fuck her. Hell, I've paid to fuck chicks like her.
Where is she from?
>>679344871
avoid. can't be arsed to deal with downies
>>679353966
I fucking wish I had nudes. I'm sure there's plenty floating around, but I don't have any
>>679354550
Tennessee
>>679354853
Shame
>>679354853
just google [full name] nude
>>679355503
Or her stripper name
Here's an ad for the club she worked at. Sorry for the potato quality, its a pic of a pic
>>679344871
How about I just knock you the fuck out?
>>679355909
Post stripper name and club so we can find nudes
>>679344871
>>679347511
>>679348881
that is a thousand cock stare if I ever saw one
>>679356362
I advice against this, too many autists on this site.
>>679356692
Kys white knight faggot
>>679355503
Tried it but no luck
>>679356362
I'm not exactly sure on her stripper name, but her name is Amanda and she worked at the Mouse's Ear and Southern Exposure in Tn
Pic of her with my cousin
>>679344871
holy shit op i want to beat my meat to her soo bad i swear
tell her u have a friend and he saw her picture and now he wotn stoptalking about how hot she is and thet he wants more pic of her
>>679348881
she's a stripper so its really easy.
1. alcohol
2. coke
3. get laid
if any other anon wonders how to fuck sluts, the answer is give her coke.
it's like cheating really.
just don't take to much yourself or you won't be able to get an erection.
>>679356920
your cousin has a midgets forehead
>>679357455
You have a midgets dick
>>679356999
I'm posting what I have of her anon
>>679357455
kek yea, she's kinda fucking stupid
>>679356886
case in point
>>679357003
i swear I can read your fedora from here
>>679356920
Have you tried looking for her on Fetlife?
>>679357777
quads confirm fedora
>>679344871
How old is she?
>>679357756
Also a fedora faggot great
>>679344871
cmon op post moar
>>679344871
Did she have to stop stripping because her face got fucked up when she was repeatedly stabbed in the face with a corkscrew.
>>679344871
She looks like a lot lizard...
>>679344871
op i swear she makes me so fucking horny
email me
[email protected]
>>679357862
Never been on there
>>679357898
39
>>679357949
I am bro
>>679358299
Email you about what anon? Im posting what I have
>>679345212
Rekt
>>679358567
>Never been to FetLife.
Are you planning on not getting laid ever?
>>679358567
so i can try to help u get nudes how ever i can ill help with anything
>>679344871
Eww, she's gross. Saying that I'd probably still hit it
Post her snapchat name here and wait for someone to get n00dz
I would beat the ugly off of her with a steel rod
>>679344871
this
>>679359758
or post her fb or email it to me cmon op
>>679344871
Stay away from her, she looks like std city
>>679359028
Hadn't heard of it til just now
>>679359758
Not sure if she has that
>>679359988
Not sure if I should post her fb, some faggot will get all whiteknight if I do
360 and walk away
>>679350542
dude if she sent you that you're fucking in
>>679360281
Someone actually remembering this glorious show.
>>679360353
Well, check it out, it's completely free. No bullshit.
Millions of members.
Jesus Christ. I'd fucking that little slutty whore right in her shit hole then cum in her mouth while I fist her gaping cunt.
Rusty pail...
pass
>>679350542
>She jokes about guys sending her dick pics all the time
Ask her to show you the pics she sends back
>>679345212
/thread
She is way past her best or anyone's interest now.
Please stop posting pictures from 1983.
>>679345328
>teach her
Found the queer.
>>679344871
Use this to clean out her pussy
>>679352488
>>679348881
>barb wire tattoo
I'm not saying she trashy, but she certainly looks the part.
>>679360353
email her fb to me annon
cmon
[email protected]
>>679348881
ignoring the incest, as a general rule you should not fuck broken down old party girls. they have forgotten more head games and purely evil manipulation techniques than your community college crush will ever learn. she will use it against you for personal gain. it will end badly. beware.
>>679360497
She did, said she'd been partying all night and felt like shit. Sent this one too
>>679360632
I'll check it out bro
>>679360715
I might try that
>>679361166
Nah bro, she's pretty hot
>>679362251
She still live in Knoxville?
>>679344871
She looks like she used to be a stripper.
>>679362251
cmon annon fb or instagram or anything
also keep the pics going
email me annon
>>679350542
>She used to be a stripper
>She told me about it, let 3 guys fuck her. Made $1500 for it, $500 from each guy
>let 3 guys fuck her for $
>stripper
Sounds more like a whore to me.
>>679344871
rub the palm of her hand with my middle finger as if I have something on my finger even though there's nothing on it so she doesn't understand and looks at her hand and she's like "what did you just do?" and I'm like I don't know, but I have to go now and then I'd leave.
>>679362703
Maybe. Why? You know her?
>>679362893
kek
I would take her dancing
>>679344871
Tip her a dollar to go away.
>>679363102
so no fb op?
>>679363102
haha no but I am in Knoxville!
Cull pile
>>679362162
THIS!!! seriously this.
I used to talk to a lot of strippers. Talk, not flirt, try to fuck them or anything involving game. Occasionally I'd have a few shots with them after hours, anyway even they themselves would tell me all kinds of stories about the regular customers and who they were playing and how. Even reminded me numerous times that dating a stripper, in any capacity is a terrible idea.
>used to work at a strip club btw.
>>679363405
Ok anon, not posting link but look up Amanda Woodward
>>679363585
Ok you got me bro. Not Knoxville, but close
>>679363977
Strip club stories?
I can see why she USED to be a stripper
>>679362251
wtf bro???? she sent you those pics right? she wants to fuck!!!!!! what are you doing??????
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I found her OP, wasnt hard
>>679364119
alright annon lemme try to find her
>>679344871
Dear god, nothing.
I want nothing to do with her.
>>679364686
link?
>>679364686
>>679364862
Only if OP says its ok
>>679364977
OP here, it's fine.
>>679364977
Yea go ahead bro, apparently a few dudes dig her too. Just don't whiteknight me
>>679364252
Nothing too exciting since it was a hole in the wall in the one horse town I came from. One of the strippers "named" Brooke was legitimately whoring herself to the clients. Caught her blowing a dude in the back a couple times.
Another time this Mexican fucker bit one of the highest earning girls during a lap dance. Never heard a stripper scream quite like that before. Anyway, me and some of the guys manhandled him out to the parking lot and roughed him up a bit to drive home the point he wasn't welcome anymore.
Other than that you're typical drunk and horny men and women pawing at each other and sometimes showing their asses.
>>679344871
If I slay her do I learn a new dragon shout?
>>679365243
kk OP, wanna try for nudz?
/amanda.woodward.391082
>>679348881
Next time she flirts with you just kiss her. Faggot.
>>679365472
>>679365472
Big mistake.
>>679365472
Poast em if you get em plz
>>679365243
op now that we have her fb does that mean youll email me now?
[email protected]
also try for nudes now!!
>>679365988
don't ruin it you massive faggot
Got a lot of mugshots... Is her middle name jean?
This thread is all bullshit.
All those pics are on her Facebook. Someone obviously trying to set up her nephew.
>>679362251
she didnt send him this, its her FB picture
>>679366375
This
Just give it a minute until some gullible newfag does the dirty work for op
>>679366375
No not all of the ones posted are on her fb
>>679366490
So a person couldn't send someone a picture they also post on facebook?
what about the other pics they are her
>>679366925
Are you retarded, or just a newfag.
Its obviously a fake thread. Nobody is that stupid to casually give a name up like that, and only provide "juicy" facebook pics.
>>679344871
Drunk plus ugly as fuck.... I'll pass.
>>679365243
op so u gonna try to get nudes just send her a dicl pic and say it was an accident
>>679367294
But not all of them are on her fb?? They're obviously her
anyone has sent her a dick pic?
>>679367569
>>679365243
op has to do it
>>679367533
Only profile pics and mobile uploads are viewable. If you were friends, you could see what she was tagged in (the other photos). Come on dawg
>>679367294
Notice OP isnt responding anymore? His work is done
>>679367852
>>679365243
We're waiting OP
>>679344871
>>679367985
OP is still here
>>679366151
>>679366631
OH! shit's just got real!
cmon op were behind u
I always find it fascinating how /b/ can make sending your aunt a pic of your dick sound like a good idea
>>679366151
God damn, bitch apparently went on a fucking crime spree.
>>679353073
omg wtf there is a link...she almost looks like that
>>679369456
Speeding
Driving while license is suspended or revoked
Theft under 500
What a naughty girl.
cmon op send her a dick pic
![12622355_1835775043315978_5986436387422470797_o[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/85IRkZM.jpg "12622355_1835775043315978_5986436387422470797_o[1].jpg")
One eye on the camera, one eye on the streets.
>>679370045
kek
>>679370045
whered u get that?
op?
>>679370045
Savage
>>679344871
that bitch stole christmas
>>679368982
Moar!
>>679370045
things have gotten interesting.
>>679344871
i'm going to make you a nephew
![2013lgbtfilmfestival_fullsize_story1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XAMADbF.jpg "2013lgbtfilmfestival_fullsize_story1[1].jpg")
>>679344871
She looks like Divine.
>>679370466
nudes when
>>679344871
I would make her get face surgery. Damn, she's ugly.
>>679370793
in the words of sir Eric Clapton... COCAINE.
>>679365147
cmon op nudesss
OK, been monitoring this thread, and one thing seems clear. This is most probably a personal army request from some jilted lover.
>>679366375
this
>>679371769
My wilting erection requires nudes not backstory. Had this been my aunt I'd fuk her.
https://m.flickr.com/#/photos/126219773@N06/
>>679371769
Agree, just look at those posts:
"This goes to all cheaters...Be careful because one day you will be ready to settle down and actually take someone serious, and that person you take serious is going to do you just as bad as you did your partners over the years."
"Dnt make comments on something you know nothing about theirs 2 sides to every story an the truth an sometimes people lie a lot just to be vendictive or just plain evil !......... That's why unless you know the whole story dnt suggest that u know"
Tho, I'll send her my dick anyway.
>>679344871
>>679344871
Geez with that face i could see her being a paint stripper.
well i guess it doesnt matter what ever this thread is as long as wee get nudes
>>679344871
dat thousand yard stare
3/10 would force to eat fecal matter
NUDES WHEN
>>679360353
Don't even risk giving a fb page. Someone will fuck it up for you. And jump on that shit man, she's obviously giving you an open door
So no one noticed by the phone #?
>>679364119
Why would you give a name? You deserve whatever you got coming
is not hers tho
>>679344871
You mean a wall paper stripper?
nudes when
>>679353073
W
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N U D E S
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>>679360998
Topkek, most underrated post I think I've ever seen! Well played Anon.
http://e-edition.timesnews.net/arrested/19493/amanda-jean-woodward
look like her money went on meth
then realised santa wasnt coming and got sticky fingers
>>679344871
Stake that vamp before she claims anymore victims
some one text the number and try to get her number
say that ur some one who lost their phone and need to text her
>>679373360
I found it, it's not hard when you have her full goddamn name
Her face looks like a fucking tortoise
NUDES
some one text the number say ur soandso and ask them to give u amandas number
Bamp for moar, nudes plz
Is this her address, OP? The irony in "Beaver Creek"
Amanda Jean Woodward
Address: 240 Beaver Creek Rd
City: Saltville
State: VA
Zip Code: 24370
>>679357003
Diet or coke zero?
>>679376516
>saltville
Kek
>>679376516
It's not irony, it's coincidental.
>>679344871
Back away slowly and cautiously until I could make a safe escape.
>>679376516
Dox when she isn't even shameable. Waste of time.
All that being said, I'd bang her.
>>679360281
This was the best episode of drawn together.
>>679376516
Address
4662 Deleon St, Unit N278
Fort Myers, FL 33907
>>679353073
Feed her after midnight
>>679370045
Don't know if she's looking at me or looking for me...
She looks like a trashy whore
>>679344871
Ask her why she hates christmas.
>>679376516
ok i got acceptd as her friend on fb it says here she lives in
Bristol, Virginia
Here we go /b/
shieeet
ok now we need a big dick fag to send a pic right?
or how should we do it?
>>679378374
No, somebody needs to call and tell her that her nephew wants to bang her... Lets get this dude laid kek
>>679378476
How fucing new are you? OP isnt her nephew, it's just some dude who has an ax to grind with her, or her nephew, or both.
>>679344871
Ass to mouth, blow my load on her face, wipe my dick on her curtains and leave.
>>679378476
i though it was established that it wasnt her nephew
and even if it was howd that get us nudes?
obanded the thread
>>679344871
Rent her out to niggers and keep all the money
so any big dick annons on?
>>679379641
>obanded the thread
>>679380173
ment to say op abandoned the thread
cmon we need nudes any annon wth big dicks?
Bamp
>>679380768
I'll try
>>679381831
Post results
>>679381831
how bigs ur dick?
>>679344871
id fuck her like a animal, over and over over a period of months and get gradualy rougher till im practicaly raping her each time, and she loves it and asks for more
i can say with confidence that woman knows how to fuck
>>679370045
4 different baby daddies.
>>679382288
Is that you Trent?
>>679370045
would love to put another one inside her then leave the country and forget her
>>679382837
do it annon and post results
Ok anon, how should I tease that whore?
>>679370045
the eldest daughter is like a clone of mom
>>679356920
Fuck her and cousin.
>>679383405
Just the dick pic?
>>679383535
no ease her into it
first ask if its actully her
and if she asks who it is say that ur a frined of her nephew and that he gave u her number cuz u told him that u thought she was hot
if she asks which nephew tell her that u promised him u wouldnt tell her
>>679383896
Ok, sounds good to me.
I'll wait for her to reply then.
>>679384347
no offence annon though u were gonna text her
>>679384965
>>679384347
Yeah bro. Send her a txt
>>679384347
itd be more effective just text her and ask if its her
>>679384965
>>679385133
.>>679385177
Well, I'd did it if I was in the US (unfortunately, I'm not).
I'll try my best tho, at least, I'm giving it a shot.
I'll say I hit her on facebook because my phone is shit or something.
use the text free app on the google app store
free txexting anywhere i belive
>>679385482
Do eet, post results
>>679385893
Oh?
I'll try on the android emulator then.
My phone is an oldie
>>679385909
Yup
>>679345212
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>679361184
kek
Bumppppp
Anything bro?
Bump
Android emulator installed, I'll check for the freetext thing and send her the text.
Nothing up on facebook.
>>679353073
Lololol
>>679388389
did u text her yet?
Give her $250 to fuck a horse
>>679344871
I'd fuck either
>>679388999
Not yet, had a blue screen on bluestack
>>679353073
lost lol
ok fuck it ill do it
just post a dick pic
>>679344871
i would fuck her for my enjoyment only and jizz on her nice tits, provided she doesnt have salami nips.
>>679389509
hurry up /b/ro. thread will be kill soon
>>679389734
No worry, if the thread die, I'll start a new one
>>679344871
kek definitely has that stripper look.
Make a new thread before this one 404s
ok ill make the new thread rn
>>679346412
FUUUUU....
we need some nudes of this bitch
>>679390289
Link it plz
>>679360998
explain?
>>679344871
I'd do this to her
http://1312484.igenapps.com/go-figure#0
