I'm bored af at a dinner on a cruise so why not roast me
I hope your boat sinks and you drown to death.
>>679228271
Tits with timestamp or GTFO
>>679228271
Cause we're lazy.
>>679228271
>rich basic white bitch spotted
stop whining and looking for attention and enjoy the cruise you have
>>679228527
keks
>>679228271
Your eyes are lopsided and I hope you show tits with timestamp or gtfo.
Cruises can get boring.
>>679228666
Lol nah impossible to do that when I'm in a floor length dress
>>679228271
Nah. You're good. Have a good day and enjoy the rest of your trip. Not everyone gets to dinner on a cruise.
>>679228773
not when you get laid
>>679228984
hey man I've been stuffing myself full at these dinners for the past four days, it's gonna get boring eventually. Besides, this isn't the first cruise I've been on. I do appreciate going though.
>>679229294
In that case, yes it is going to. Makes sense. Sorry you're super bored. Shitty times. Hope you find some good entertainment however. I'm out, though. Have a good one.
>>679228271
Timestamp, Ms. Faggot.
Also, tits or gtfo
>>679229294
what a fucking basic bitch. stop whining and go suck a dick or something, maybe you'll be more useful
>>679228271
Run out of the dinner hall shouting FIRE!, FIRE!, FIRE! ...
Then throw yourself off of the side into the sea.
Then talk another picture of yourself in the water...
To be continued...
>>679228271
I'm on a cruise too, which one are you on? If we are in the same you should come to my room so I can inseminate you bby
>>679230481
Then swim to somalia.
>>679230577
lol wtf I'm on the carnival dream tho...
>>679228271
BS CUZ BITCH I KNOW U AINT GO RECEPTION OUT THERE IN THE OCEAN YOU CROSSED EYED HOE
>>679231452
ayyeee lmao tru af
>>679231492
you can pay for wifi, if you're on the carnival cruise line, that is.
>>679230288
Ayee lmao if I could I would
>>679230481
give me a waterproof case and I'll do it
>>679231884
You are the water proof case...
Remember picture in the sea... then we continue.
>>679229294
How come no one knows the fucking rules!? Timestamp tits or gtfo! It's not hard really.
>>679228271
take a pic holding up the peace sign
>>679228271
Bitch this isnt really you. And if it is your ass looks like you are 16 or some shit
idk going to the pool
>>679235242
Tits or GTFO
>>679235242
Why do you wear a shirt to the pool. Show off that body.
>>679235242
Tits now. Cant use the dress excuse anymore
>>679235221
I can times tamp as soon as I can get a fucking pen? not all cruises include that stuff like hotels do lmao
>>679235242
Seriously.. how old are you? Also how big are your tits? They look like a nice handful
>>679228271
Love to see you with that dress off.
>>679235672
>not all cruises include pens
>all that money spent and not even a single fucking pen
Never been on a cruise so I dont know how accurate this is. But what the fuck?
confirmed?
>>679234184
>>679235242
4/10 would regret in morning, ladyboy
>>679235242
Im not convinced, take a pic holding the bracelet up. then I'll /b/elive
>>679235242
Tilt head to the left (your left)
/b/ still likes cp?
Hi guys what's going on
>>679235242
Post your instagram
>>679236495
Guess so
>>679237189
Nice panties...Take them off, wade them up, and shove them in your mouth for us.
>>679237189
Gonna show us that pussy arent you
>>679237537
middle finger up!
>>679237537
moar
>>679237189
You've gotten changed like 5 times already. You may as well take what you've got off. Just saying.
>>679237537
ok im convinced so why are you really here?
Cant be THAT bored
>>679237537
also we have already seen your face
>>679237537
Nice pearl bracelet. Need a pearl necklace to go with it?
>>679228934
I love it when girls say shit like this. Just fucking say "no I'm not comfortable with that". Obviously it is not physically impossible to get your tits out of that dress and take a picture lol
>>679237933
fuck youre good.
Sexy, now the tits!
>>679228527
I know, can you imagine being on a cruise and being "bored af"? Goddammit I'd kill for just a night on a regular boat with a few beers
DIS GUN BE GUD
Take off the shirt next
Seriously chick, go find some lame ugly dude and go suck his dick off. He will be telling that story for years, and you got nothing to lose.
Be a true hero
>>679238210
lol they ain't big TBH but as you wish
>>679238472
nips?
Hold up seven fingers or this is bait
>>679238472
Reveal dem nipps
>>679238472
Is this even legal to look at?
>>679238472
They're perfect for your body. Come on, you must know you're hot! :P
>>679238472
I bet they'd get bigger after a good fondling out on the deck
>>679238472
turn around and show us some uncovered booty
>>679238472
please more, you are sexy af
>>679238472
You have a great ass and I love those small tits.
I wish you'd been on the cruise I took last week--you wouldn't be bored...you'd have a cock in your mouth though.
There's no way she's gonna go nude
>>679238781
This
>>679238472
Wow! You're really cute. Thanks for sharing with us!
>>679238472
Panties. Gone. Now.
>>67923871
Agreed
>>679228271
You are on a boat. Stop being a nigger bitch and go make yourself interested. Or break into the engine room and fuck shit up. Your choice. Either way we get tits and a toe tag
Stick your middle finger in your belly button or this is bait
>>679238472
Sharpie in the pooper.
>>679238472
OP. I would fuck your brains out
>>679239219
Logical progression
>>679237957
Nice ass. Now spread it
>>679238472
lol aren't there dudes you could fuck on this cruise
>>679238472
Give us tits!
>>679239329
Damnit Spauch
>>679239474
sorry this didn't go through earlier
Wait, which cruise?
Actually pretty handsome dude here, bored as fuck. Wanna cabin N' chill.
>>679239722
It's cool, just post more of what you're comfortable with.
>>679239722
cute nipple, pinch it
>>679239722
Booty pic, booty pic, booty pic
>>679239722
Goddamn I wanna suck on your nipple
>>679239722
Nice tits. Would suck on them. Perfect little handful. Also dem dubs
How old are you?
here, I'll do full nude in a second I guess
>>679239948
Don't ask.
>>679239813
kek
>>679239722
Keep em coming, OP. Fuckin hot as shit
>>679239722
I bet you're getting turned on knowing that hundreds of guys are looking at your sexy body and stroking their cocks.
Are you a slutty young thing?
>>679239957
Spread pussy with fingers?
>>679239957
Do you have kik
>>679239813
Are you on a ship belonging to the Carnival cruise line?
>>679239957
get your cute face in there
>>679240183
Fuck off, don't be a creep, just let her post her nudes.
>>679240183
Tbh I am
>>679239957
Op delivered? Op is a pretty cool guy.
>>679239722
Apology accepted. I'm there are plenty dudes on the cruise who'd love to suck on those nips.
>>679239957
Less talking more pictures
dubs for pussyshot
>>679240282
Lol as soon as she answers she just sees motored dinghies going full speed towards her ship
>>679239957
Anything you would done to you on that cruise?
>>679239957
hot af where you from?
>>679228271
OP is a faggot who's ripping off some girls snapchat for images.
nice try OP. go die pls.
>>679228271
>Show us your penis
We know you have one.
No metadata :((
How old are you?
>>679240528
I agree unless she shoves that panties in her mouth, she's a dude stealing pics...
>>679228271
You have a great body.. Do you trim or shave?
>>679240665
Shhh
>>679240480
fuck you, I have access to a helicopter.
>>679228271
Very cute, but you're young.
>>679240695
Way too compliant to be a chick. It's totally a dude.
>>679240528
I'm taking these on snapchat, if you want proof add me at Brookie363
>>679240528
Or, I mean hear me out here, or we just pretend op is on a cruise ship until we get all the Snapchat nudes maybe.
>>679239722
>>679240528
>>679240695
She's responded to requests earlier...
>>679228271
why u have mustache? and why you dont learn how to shave it correctly
>>679240528
nope, i asked for bracelet and got it. why would some girl have that on SC
>>679240698
Shave tbh
>>679240822
FBI FBI FBI FBI DO NOT ADD THIS SNAPCHAT
>>679228271
Tits please. OP come on we're all losers here just provide.
>>679240528
So this chick is sending OP pictures of her tits? Well fine by me. OP ask for a pussy shot
>>679240908
Can we see?
>>679240695
I'll do anything but that, because I'm not THAT gross.
>>679240962
Tits have been posted, going for that spread pussy tho.
>>679240822
I can also steal pictures from snapchat and repost them. Squ1rrelzz add it faggot.
>>679241020
Sharpie in the pooper.
>>679228449
>drown to death.
>>679241007
Ugh. You people TBH.
>>679228271
We're bored too :(
>>679240822
Can some one confirm this?
>>679240183
Lol kill her
>>679240866
There's no way to know how posted those requests--maybe the guy who snagged the pictures posted requests that he could fulfill...
>>679240902
who the fuck says you aren't the OP that stole the pictures, then requested that particular picture because you knew you had it to make it seem more legit? yeah fuck off faggot. Not all of us are fresh off the newfag boat.
>>679240822
Just added you. Guys, she's legit
>>679240866
Dumbass. OP could have asked those questions to himself.
>>679228449
>drown to death
Kek
MODS MODS MODS
Request something that isn't nasty af and I'll do it. I'll even find a pen and write something on myself TBH.
>>679241146
I'm not risking it. Call me over-cautious but I've got what I came for. If OP wants to post vagoo that's on her, but I'm not going to stick my head out and get caught doing something out of curiosity.
confirmed
Something in this seems awfully suspicious.
I sure hope FBI isn't monitoring this thread.
>>679228271
Post a nude on your story
Wow, another one of these threads. An average girl thinking there's nothing wrong with her appearance and thinking she cant be roasted.
You must hate yourself, coming to 4chan of all places to post a roast me thread like this hoping that no one can roast you because you're too "perfect" on the outside when really you hate everything else about yourself. You're so self conscious that you came to /b/ of all places thinking you would be told there is nothing wrong and you're an attractive girl just to help you with your crippling self consciousness.
Better yet, you come to a place where it would seem you commonly visit yet you dont even follow the rules, you seem rebellious. You probably had daddy issues through your early-mid teens and are still psychologically scarred.
You think your looks can make up for everything about your fucked up personality but in reality you even look like a twat.
>Massive forehead
>Obvious bags under eyes
>Odd facial shape
>Abnormally small facial features
I dont care to list anymore. I'm done.
Alright then OP how bout that full body nude then. We a bunch a horn dogs that need a little substance in our live to help us prolong our inevitable suicide or murder spree.
MODDSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>679241344
Full body shot w/face.
Full
>>679241242
Legitimate FBI agent.
Play with your clit
>>679241219
Sadly, there are way too many that are....
Post a fucking timestamp retard
>>679241219
cuz mane
>>679241373
hmmm.....
>>679241423
Lol finally. An actual roast. But nah, I love myself all the same. And you're not wrong about the flaws and stuff. Well appreciated sir.
>>679241553
>>679241020
How about a time stamp then?
OP has left.. but it was fun while it lasted.. for about 6minutes
>>679228271
Put i love /b/ on a piece of paper with a time stamp
>>679241468
You are in b/, did you think things were sfw in here. GET OUT!
>>679228271
Alright, due to the fact that none of these kissless virgins on this site know how to roast, I will deliver.
First off, what the fuck kind of shit quality picture does your phone take? It looks like you took the picture then resized it about six times before posting. Your hairline looks like total and absolute garbage. It's like nothing is there on one side and then it comes down in a fucking CURVE on the other. How does your hair curve like that if the rest of it is straight? What did you do? Begin straightening your hair then just decide "Ah, fuck it."
And as everyone else has pointed out, your left eye is like a fucking kilometer below your right one.
You have a pig nose
>Basically fuck you.
>And despite what everyone says, we don't want to see tits
>You probably don't have any anyways
This thread blew the fuck up and the pictures stopped. Nice job fags
>>679241795
wtf is this shit
Seriously though, where's that full nude?
Any real ppl of age on snap chat post names
Idk selfie I already took now
>>679241621
Oh what a shame. Guess it's gonna be another long night again. Probably will think about my past mistakes and finally build up enough to kill myself.
>>679231416
Ahaha no shit I just got off that boat!
Which dining room are you in?
>>679233432
This
>>679241373
story thumbnail suggests she posted boobs but I don't see it
what about you?
>>679241621
OH NO. so hard to fake.
>>679228271
Man jaw. Man hairline. Nice try, trap.
>>679241947
OP what happened to the full nude pic you were gonna post?
>>679241947
thought said you were doing a full nude? come on. don't let these assholes ruin your fun.
>>679241885
He took roast as "roast" and not "ask me for nudes"
>>679241947
How old are you op?
*prepares to format c
>>679241947
just so you know, i would marry you if your personality fits
and fuck the shit out of you ofc
>>679241795
Lol tru tho. especially about the tits
>>679242108
This OP
>>679241947
Taking requests on snapchat?
>>679241951
What a whiny bitch you are, stop complaining about your life and kill yourself
>>679241795
>thinking the girl in the pic is OP
Welcome to the chan, newfag
>>679236513
C-chips? Chips Handon? Is that you?
Are you lorking on the 4chams again?
>>679241795
Regarding my last statement, I failed to see where you delivered said tits
>I was right. You don't have shit.
>>679241947
put a time stamp in your story
>>679241968
You two should hook up and post some pics. Get on with it.
>>679241647
It's just a copypasta
>>679242249
It said to roast so I roasted.
Problem solved.
>>679241947
IF YOU WONT PUT PANTIES IN YOUR MOUTH THEN OVER YOUR FACE LIKE A MASK
>>679242245
You're right man. Sorry bout my gay shit I posted been in a bitchy mood lately.
>>679242288
fuck off fedorafag
>>679241344
Get naked w/ your face visible and write "fuck me" on your tits
>>679242494
DO IT LIKE A BANE MASK PLZ PLZ PLZ
>>679241242
Fuck off OP
>>679242032
you know the amount of editing it would take to fit that shit in the replies just right? You think I got time to sit here a play with a bunch of dudes? I'm here for a cute chick, I'm just saying seems legit to me. believe what you want.
>>679241723
what a faggot
>>679241947
You're a sexy little cute thing I would tear that up I just watched your snapstory and you don't have to be lonely op!
>>679240627
Kek
>>679242794
dude you can just click on a resource, and open it up, and click. paste. maximum 5 clicks.
>>679242579
no u
Ayyeee here you guys go I found a sharpie
Still here, girly girl?
>>679242614
Nobody cares who he was until he put on the mask. Now is the time to dawn yours Brooke
>>679243034
Whooooooooooooore
What's your snap chat name
>>679243034
again, with timestamp
>>679243034
how about a real timestamp? the date...
>>679243034
you little tease.. i love it
>>679243034
Pussy or to page 9 youll go
>>679243089
kekity
brookie plz ily
>>679239957
Pls OP
No put the sharpie in your ass
>>679243034
Now put the sharpie in your pussy
>>679243034
Aye you did my thing cool you should add me back on snapchat
>>679243089
It's "don," you fucking illiterate.
sharpie goes in the pooper
Age!
>>679243034
put that sharpie in your butthole now
how are you lonely? im sure you have been fucked plenty on that ship easy sex 101 go on a cruise
>>679243034
Find anywhere to put it? I don't see any pockets on that shirt.
>>679228271
you look like a dude thats put on his sisters clothes and jewellery
why are you not getting wasted op
>>679228271
hey OP put shoe on head
>>679243034
>>679241947
>>679238472
DAMN you are fine... could you please do a full frontal pic with your beautiful face in it?!?!
>>679243034
add me back on snapchat
You still there?
>>679243034
Well OP thanks for this but how bout some nudes? Age please though, I ain't into jail bait mostly because I'm not into getting analy raped in prison.
>>679228271
go to club 02 and yell underage faggots pls and ty.
Hey op jump off board you sexy thing.
>>679243552
agreed
NUDES NUDES NUDES
when are you going to lose those panties?
>>679243690
It's only illegal if she tells us her age you cock.
>>679243690
No age, plausible deniability .
>>679228449
Captcha - Boats.
10/10 sharpie in ass
>>679235242
Lol you fucking work on the boat. Fucking slave to middle class nigger tourists... Slit your wrists.
Pussy shot now
Pussy or gtfo
>>679243034
Post full body shot and ur vagoo
Do it for the starving children
How many cocks have you had inside you at once?
>>679244280
only 1
>>679243932
Now there is an idea buddy
go to the pool and finger yourself in the water.
OP you are slow as fuck
Everyone in this thread is an austist.
OP quit trollin us with this girls nudes
Just post everything you got, we got to tits, where is the rest?
Asshole, and pussy left
>>679244550
>austist
Who's the austist now, cuck
tfw OP is pretty cool on snapchat
(I'm the one with green eyes if op is still here)
>>679244358
Are you opposed to being spit-roasted? You wouldn't be bored anymore.
>>679243937
>>679244358
and could we see the entry hole please?
>>679244426
>>679243690
>>679242499
>>679241951
>>679241456
>>679240962
fuck the bitch, post more pups
Anyone on her snapchat get any good pics from her?
>>679244670
agreed, I'm on too
>>679244858
What's her sc ?
>>679244842
>>679244358
Ever think about trying dp
do you want to be spanked?
i want to impregnate you, fill you with my spoo
on that ole ship
we'll be ship mates
>>679244858
Not overly..
She's probably to busy replying to everyone to check the thread
Brookie363
>>679228666
Trips check nigger
>>679244842
Peep my pupper,
His name is 4chan thanks to /b/
>>679244550
top kek ..misspells autist while trying to insult people.
irony.jpg
>>679245180
>>679245111
>>679244842
These pups are my life tbh. Jackson and Joshua.
>This is Jackson
>>679245159
>>679244962
this isnt enough to satisfy my raging erectionsarus
>>679245268
do you have sex with them? that would make this thread a lot more interesting desu.
my pupper, french bulldog
not stop it spiderman I want to see more sexy
OP IS DEAD CONFIRMED
>>679244842
Sophie
op new thread
>>679245268
full body shot now bitch
>>679245180
>>679245255
>>679245321
>>679245484
>>679245494
whats a cool short fur dog breed?
cuz looking
>>679237189
No ass in sight.. Dam
>>679245408
No I don't. Sorry mane I ain't got your kink here. But I don't mind if you fap to em.
>They're short haired Irish hounds btw
>>679245433
OP come back
the only thing that can save this thread is for op the pussy!!
>>679245717
>>679245742
>>679245757
>>679245828
OP is kill. This is a Spider-Man/pupper thread now.
Someone make new thread b4 404
Pussy doe
RIP OP
>>679245954
why?
>>679235242
Dayum you fine
OP might be kill
>>679245667
Not my kink, but still would make this thread more interesting..
Anyone else run snapchat on their PC? been trying to get OP To respond there.
also OP fucked up, OP works on the boat.
