Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>keep RP at a absolute minimum. We are here to discuss and insult, not to do RP or ERP-
>most important: Have fun!
Atago claimed
>>679221981
kagami claimed!!!
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
Claim
Has anyone got any requests for PS?
/w/arriors
It's official now
>>679222158
ps?
>kagami
>>679221996
Sure do, how would you like to get Ebola?
Ebola Chan claimed, who wants free hugs?
You know it
>>679221994
I heard your hugs are contagious..
>>679222233
!!!!!!
check 'em
Konata claimed
>>679222158
Please Photoshop Donald Trump into a gangsta
NEET claim
>>679222243
Photoshop
>>679222158
The OP image I used with the "deal with it " sunglasses
sachi claim
>>679222273
HUGS FOR FREE?
>>679222311
konata!! how are you today???
Renge claimed.
It is what I meant, Shinoa, but sadly few people were around when I asked so replies were limited.
Anyhow, new survey asks anons what their favorite high school memory is.
Haven't posted here for a few days
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=araU0fZj6oQ
claiming bae
>>679221347
Boots on or bust.
Hatsuzuki claimed.
>>679222273
*hugs*
Chara claimed
Where are the knives?
![]]D ][ ]]V[[ ]]D.png](https://i.imgur.com/zvBI65V.jpg "]]D ][ ]]V[[ ]]D.png")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMZfCar-Ks8&nohtml5=False
akiko checking in
I'm back, bitches.
Everyone have a good nights sleep?
>>679222417
Good, but man it's hot today. and you?
>>679222273
love me Ebola Chan
C.C. Claim
>>679222383
i can't believe i didn't get that lol...
>>679222428
playing gigs at local clubs....i wish my music career could've happened...
>>679222458
hi chara! long time no see, how's everything going?
>>679222428
Leaving
>>679222403
On it
Mio is still here.
>>679222233
Check em.
>>679222158
Anything with Ebola chan.
>>679222293
They sure are Anon.
>>679222404
Yes, free hugs.
>>679222428
Probably graduating.
>>679222454
*hugs*
>>679222605
Ebola Chan loves everyone equally.
>>679222428
Not really a single memory, but marching band as a whole was fun for me. I didn't do anything else in school lol
>>679222601
same here....it's not even 90 here yet and it sucks....im great konata, what did you do today?
>>679222428
When backpacks got banned and I had to carry my books in a hobo bindle. My friend used a microwave to carry his things around.
>>679222381
Fuck off to /v/ cebruz
>>679221444
>photo.jpg
>>679221093
Oh its german, been a long time since i watched the vid and young me assumed it was nordic. Electro is pretty cool, we also have a decent-ish scene of electro/popping/milkyway dancers here.
>>679221921
>Probably won't ever see Daft Punk here though.
I know that feel bro, they were my most memorable starting point in music and I doubt they are coming here too.
I think I heard the original version of that song less times than the ammount of remixes I heard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXeqgyAv6V8
>>679222823
top kek, a microwave??
>>679222823
'Merica?
Weaboos who killed /b/
>>679222428
>high school
>favorite memory
i will have no "favorite memory" of high school
High School was hell on earth for me. I was the weird kid who only played guitar and never spoke. Everyone voted me most likely to kill everyone at a high school dance or something, I'm sure.
>>679222823
>carried things in microwave
This is very interesting, also why were backpacks banned?
>>679222428
Damn dude. Meeting my best friend (the cp guy) and graduation
>>679222819
I went for a walk around my neighborhood, I do that a lot to just get some fresh air and relax. I caught a fly not too long ago with my hand and let it go outside. So many flies this time of year
>>679222647
I'm doing fine... Had some real life going on.
>>679222428
Oh, I have a good one
>German exam
>Some idiot thinks they can cheat on it
>Two days after the exam our german teacher busts into another class
>turns on computer and beamer
>Opens a website with a text we can read
>Teacher proceeds to take out an exam and starts reading it to the class
>She also laughs at every mistake that kid made
tl;dr: someone cheated at an exam, made mistakes when copying from the internet, and didn't even get it right.
>>679222761
>>679223069
bombs etc, my highschool tried to force everyone to get mesh backpacks, needless to say my parents told them to fuck right off
>>679222888
Checked
...if we're only doing 2d wifus
>>679222929
>>679222947
Hell yeah Murca.
My stick was a potential threat and I'm not sure what they're reasoning with the microwave was, but they let women have those ridiculous purses for their feminine care items.
We ended up getting some. Then were told we couldn't have them. This is why I dropped out.
Random question for the thread: If you had to live in any country of your choice where would it be?
>inb4 germany to hang out with all these /waifu/ists
UK, hard for me to explain but i have family there and i like the culture
>>679222958
>killing a website with activity
>>679222888
>Crystal Fighters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hicCHaC_z5I
Worst possible feeling, also won't probably ever see Justice live.
>>679222403
Easy enough
>>679223099
thank god it didn't go down your throat this time lol, i love taking walks, especially 'cause i live around wilderness
>>679222888
>checked
I got a little tired of electro long ago. It's not very artful most of the time, but it can make for entertaining music.
Of course some stand out from among the masses of generic trance/house/techno artists.
>>679222781
Hello Konata.
>>679223263
I couldn't imaine such ridiculous bullshit happening anywhere else except maybe some crazy third world dictatorship with a Nigler afraid of backpacks.
'Merica
You do some things right and some.. many.. things wrong.
>>679223188
>
>>679223195
>Bombs
Just kick the sandniggers out and it will be fine.
>>679223288
anywhere but america, unless it was alaska....i'd say one of the icelandic countries in europe
>>679223556
Hello!
>>679223288
Maybe Canada since it's maybe the most similar to the US, but I don't really know
>>679223303
>Feed Me & Crystal Fighters
Why didn't I know this exists?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzQ0weKMxiE
Influenza.
>>679223195
Oh shit so did my highschool. We had to wear mandatory mesh backpacks because there was some fight between high schools from the year before and a really kind, country black dude was stabbed and bled to death by a hispanic. There was a church held for him and someone shot it up. The same year in march, there was a bomb threat that got the swat and firefighters involved.
>>679223288
Scandinavia. Americunt, 36 yro professional wasp. They'd never let me take my dog thi. Despite the fact she's a pure bred and costs more than a used car.
>>679222761
>hugs
>>679223288
Somewhere else in Europe
>>679223288
Siberia, just don't ask why.
>>679223288
I'm already German.
What am I supposed to pick? Norwegian?
Sure, I wouldn't mind being a nordic superhuman living in a superior society.
Swiss would be fine, too.
Its that time, I'm gonna go to the gym now, see you guys later.
>>679223803
america....sometimes you gotta love it...
>>679223288
I enjoy texas but I'd say England
>>679223939
have a good workout!!!
>kagami
>>679222428
Just sitting in a circle with all my friends, enjoying their company knowing I was loved by people
Funniest is probably with the celebration of the last 100 days
>be me
>have awesome plan for school sized prank
>get like 1000 plastic cups
>wait until first classes start
>ithasbegun.jpg
>fill the cups with water and place them on the floor
>do this 1000 times with my mates all over the hall
>put cans with cut up ping pong balls and sulphur powder in the middle
>light them on fire, creating thick smokescreen
>go back downstairs
>mfw we later see water pour down the stairs
We later heard someone pulled the fire alarm, causing about 200 litres of water to be spilled and several students soaked
>>679223288
Denmark
>>679223556
Yeah I don't want to live here but Europe is getting pretty cucked in their own ways.
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>Tomoko
>>679223817
>
>>679223939
Bye milk man.
>>679223288
Probably Austria or Germany, they both seemed quite nice countries upon visit.
>>679223757
I don't know, but I love that song.
Have another great collab from Feed Me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd3QePlkbAU
>>679223804
*though
>>679223556
>It's not very artful most of the time
You said it. I used to be really deep into electro some years ago and I ended up deleting most of the tracks I had. Its worth mentioning I listened to a lot of amateur artists tho.
And yes, some do stand out, here is one of my favourites (which is also rather small).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoFGP0oGgmA
Umaru claimed
>>679223940
Land of the free and the brave...
>All these waifus
>None of them have penises
You're doing it wrong guys.
>>679222381
All the gangsters are black...
>>679224173
>>679221981
>>679224202
>ignoring my waifu
I'm doing it right...
I like your waifu
>>679224074
I'm not saying we are any better.
We just make different mistakes.
(you should totally gas the niggers, though)
>>679224139
Hey Umaru!
>>679223939
cya bestbro!
>>679223288
Finland
>qts
>great music
>surprisingly uncucked
>>679224372
>>679224303
Eh, I thought they never revealed undermemes MCs gender. Then again they never reveal hideyoshis either. So. And I know, he's pretty cute.
>>679224255
>>679224365
Same
>>679224592
Fuck
>>679224507
>Then again they never reveal hideyoshis either.
What do you need, them to literally show his dick? You'd probably like that though.
>>679224507
That's some nice artwork you got there tough!
Maybe one day... we both now the gender of our waifus
signing off for today
It's been fun guys, good night
>>679224663
I would enjoy that, yes.
Is that a problem?
>>679224714
goodnight! sleep tight!!
>>679224131
It's a bit like babbies first Propellerhead Reason, I'm afraid.
If you mess around with that sort of software it sounds roughly like that. :F
>>679224106
Kill The Noise has extremely cheerful yet creative vibes, I can only imagine how energic would be a party with him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abRQlgSjmMc
Can anyone explain to me why anyone would ever watch Roboy Chicken?
Seth Green is not funny.
>>679224672
I'm like 99% sure it's a dude. And I am perfectly okay with that.
>>679224777
last one
see you tomorrow guys
>>679224767
not at all!
But I kinda like the tension not being able to tell the gender.
>>679224915
Me too m8.
I mean, being bisexual is rather nice in those cases...
also welcome to the waifu thread
>>679224867
No clue
>>679224714
Night
>>679224867
Late at night when we were in middle school on adult swim was funny to us
Hamakaze claimed
>>679225170
:D
>>679224836
That's pretty chill - unsurprisingly.
>>679224792
Yea sure, but making a fat bass like that is only one piece of the huge puzzle that is music production. You will have to make percurssion, melodies, sequences etc and the biggest challenge is to make it all sound nice together.
This might be why tons of electro tracks end up being boring (or even annoying if you listen to them too much), while they have a fat bass every other aspect didnt get much effort.
>>679225041
Yeah, it helps. Thanks for the welcome fam.
>>679225254
That ain't the right picture.
>>679224867
When I say
>But it did inspired generations of jump-cutting YouTube celebrities.
Its a very, very bad thing.
>>679224867
maybe just the kinda random, crude humor people enjoy, same with stuff like family guy and south park.
Clara Lille: Watch Dogs
>>679225373
No Problem.
Is there any deep reason as to why you choose hideyoshi as your waifu?
>>679225170
Yo
>>679225259
Shinoa bro!
>>679225618
Hey
>>679225373
>been a while since i posted lewds
Nice panties anon.
>>679225292
Glad you liked it, if you have a nice subwoofer or phones you can try the original version that is more bass oriented and just as much chill. I like both versions equally.
>>679225567
Deep? Naw. I just think he's cute and I like how embarrassed he is by everything. It's cute.
>>679225370
Yeah. One reason I quit. The software is pretty complicated and I didn't have a Midi keyboard either.
It's easy to make 'experimental' sounding stuff, though.
Because you can experiment.
It definitely is quite a lot of fun.
Obligatory claim.
>>679225823
Cuteness is justice... Alright, I totally understand!
Hey, I think you might like the manga "Boku Girl" then.
>>679225870
heya hand kun
>>679225745
How's it going?
>>679225870
What up hand kun
>>679225814
IKR?
>>679226027
Heyo Chara, you sleep well?
>>679226033
Not much, friendo. You?
>>679226027
>>679225870
Hello there
>breaks lurk
>>679224836
I haven't really listened to kill the noise that much, although I like this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vg0vwMhT4NU
Dark souls 3 might be the most difficult of them all
>Realized I had an old browser window opened
>Opened it to this
>I can't breathe
>Call my lawyer and tell him to activate my will
>>679226217
yup, sure did. Already evening here... well 2 am... not evening
What about you?
>>679226330
Heya Yuuko~
How's it going?
>>679226418
top lel
>>679226418
Heh, that's me!
>>679226418
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>679226027
Is boku girl a boy tho?
>>679226033
It's been good, just got off my xbox because I needed a break. What are you up to?
>>679226409
Yeah, and those damn dogs are assholes when they stunlock you. But it's a great game!
>>679225814
I don't really get the bass thing for some reason. Never really did.
>>679226605
Ya. Boy gets turned into girl for the lulz by loki
>>679226409
i bet even the download was tough.
>>679226491
Hello spooky, i'm fine as usual. How's your fine self doin?
>>679226330
Heyo, Yuuko.
Sleep well?
>>679226491
I got a few hours of sleep. It's like 8:23 PM here. Glad you got some good sleep as well.
Up to anything?
>>679226748
Noice
i dont know what to talk about and im not in the best mood
oooohhhh lord
>>679226793
>i bet even the download was tough.
Pffft, I doubt it can beat some of the MMOs I've played.
>>679225479
It's not comparable. South Park has a plot and well written humor, and Family Guy used to. Robot Chicken is just autistic.
>>679225254
I've never even smiled at that show. Seth Greens voice alone is a huge turn off. Whenever they do think of something remotely clever he ruins it by either the way he says it or his fucking voice.
>>679225118
Ive always loathed it. Like I could see how it would appeal to that age group but Seth Green is an adult, how can he be proud of producing this and why does Adult Swim air it?
I'm sorry guys that show really flusters my Jimbobs. I can never get an answer from anyone.
>>679226797
i did. Even with my cat trying to suffocate me lately.
You? Did you manage to tear yourself away from gaming before 3 am?
>>679227040
I'm currently eating tuna as i type this
>>679227078
neet tomoko
>>679227016
What's wrong Mugi?
>>679227016
why not mugi? what's the matter?
>>679226793
Fine self is doing fine! Wrecking Dark Souls Bosses and feeling accomplished by doing so
>>679226797
Nah, not really. Just chatting with some friends and going to bed later
>>679226872
Sadly there are not many good trap mangas
>>679227215
Neat Yukko!
>>679225827
Yea music prod is extremely fun but unless you intend to dedicate yourself into it (and perhaps have some natural talent) you wont go far. I've played a bit with Fruity Loops using nice VST's like Massive and Nexus. I can agree that its easy to make "experimental" sounding stuff since thats pretty much what you are doing when you are playing around, I did it myself, but again I will say that its not easy to make it sound good.
Also... since the first time you shared that pic I wanted to confirm but never asked, did you name it like that because of acids?
>>679226394
>I haven't really listened to kill the noise that much
That makes two of us and I dont really know why, the few I listened amazed me for their creativity. (The self titled "Kill the Noise" song being one of my favourites)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPXzt03CtO8
>>679227078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFTaiWInZ44
Kinda unrelated, but did you ever watch Tim and Eric? that was my favorite on AS
>>679227016
Drunk?
>>679227218
>>679227239
literally nothing
i think i told Galko but i just get a little sad sometimes and i dont have ANY clue why
>>679227247
Yeah, but that's life, eh?
>>679227247
Nicccceeee, must be a really easy game.
>>679227016
Ya alright?
>>679227215
Mmm, glad to hear it. Cats are fucking prissy, little sociopaths.
Mhmm, I did, just barely though. Up to anything?
>>679227247
Oh, nice. Would be Skyping with some guys right now but they're doing other things, hope you're having fun.
>>679227215
Whose?
>inb4 your own
You're so fucking kinky.
I might be a robber and a thief but at least I don't do stuff like that.
>>679227374
Haha yes I fucking love those guys. I like Eric Andre a lot too. They deserve the 12:00 time slot
>>679226692
What do you not understand about it?
>>679227215
>I'm currently eating tuna as i type this
Thats great, but i bet its not as good as mine.
>>679227573
yeah im just fine
>Mugi saving limit
>>679227373
Yeah.
>>679227544
It's called being a teenager. It will smooth over into a nice consistent depression when you get a little older :^)
>>679227711
Eco friendly Mugi
>>679227778
>One off
fml
>>679227374
>If you could fit the universe into a tube
>it would be a really long tube
this is hilarious
>>679227544
oh...yeah, it happens, just try to distract your mind lol
>>679227568
Reversible is nice
>>679227572
It's okay so far. It's fair I'd say.
>>679227573
thanks, I am having fun~
Hope you too have it at least here
>>679227373
Kill it 4 the kids is quite good and has a music video which is pretty relevant currently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsF0rFyd76M
>>679227711
Alright man, feel free to talk if you want to. Always here to listen.
>>679228003
Glad to hear it, buddy.~
Mhmm, of course I do. Y'all are wonderful.
>hand
>>679227664
Anything. Like why people want hueg subwoofers, for instance.
- tsuzu
>>679227775
>consistent depression
in the arrrrrmms on an angel
>>679227926
yeah this is definitely one of my favorite skits of theirs lol
>konata
>>679228211
thanks dude
but i promise theres nothing wrong :)
>>679228565
Alright, just checking. Hope you get in a better mood soon, man.
>hands
>>679228928
You are the nicest, hands down.
Itt: we all wait for one person to mot be a lazy piece of shit
-marie rose
Who's baking?
>Yui
>>679229191
Adolf Hitler
>marie rose
>>679229304
Savage af
>Yui
