A nice clean YLYL thread pls, my first one so dont really know wat do
>>679220476
holy shit PLEASE tell me this is fake
>>679220476
lost
These are some funny jokes here. What is this book called?
>>679220674
Its one of the minecraft handbooks
>>679220476
thats comedy gold right there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80JCFK8Lz1o
>>679220476
This is the most autistic thing I've seen in the last 46 minutes.
>>679221146
To be fair I found this book on Amazon and it's recommended for ages 4-8.
thank god for no CP
>>679220172
>>679221108
lost
>>679221563
NOW THIS IS MY KINDA FETISH
>>679221341
What's wrong with cheese pizza?
>>679221563
How is that funny? More heartwarming than anything you fag.
>>679222037
is that real?
>>679220172
I think the last one had some cp....
>>679221975
MODDDDSSSS
>>679222107
Yes.
>>679222037
If I was Hitler I would have ordered a shadow government to take my place and just done this all day.
>>679222111
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>679222353
The copypasta is worse than the picture. It gives reason for the picture to exist. It's like putting a sign next to a dirty microwave saying 'please clean up after yourself'. It's a waste of space and time.
>>679221910
i prefer ham and pineapple tbh
>>679222315
> I am against modern feminism
nice bingo you fucking retard, anyone who isnt is a cuck and should be castrated because theyll only further develop the current problem
>>679222709
So like yourself? We should not put up with people who can't form comprehensive arguments or structure sentences.
>>679222701
>pineapple on pizza
Literally kill yourself my man.
>>679222709
Triggered so hard I thought this was tumblr.
>>679222709
Dude. Go outside.
>>679222709
i know this is stupid but how do i green text
>>679223245
>Experience an event that makes you come up with a story
> in the shower or laying in bed
> add a bunch of inside jokes
> exaggerate
> stupid ending
> add pic
> post
Pic unrelated
>>679221563
I wonder if the guy creampie the mom or got the bitch ass lab to do it.
>>679223576
Nice chain b8 mate.
>>679220172
newfag
>>679223576
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MODS MODS MODS
>>679222315
Bingo!
>>679223576
HELP MOOOODS!!!
>>679223576
POAST MORE
>>679223576
Dude what the fuck.
>>679223576
OH GOD WHY?
Dude,too much. Save that shit for the god-tier rekt threads, the kind mods have to ban everyone that's in them.
Jesus Christ lad, where do you even find that shit?
>>679223576
That's lame as fuck bait bro
Learn from this
>>679224001
somebodys trying way too hard over here
>>679220739
i lost
![bfa3ae0d0de50390100f38374568fc00[1].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1460/592/1460592311130.jpg "bfa3ae0d0de50390100f38374568fc00[1]")
>>679222690
Still not convinced it isn't just the banana poster samefagging with the response.
>>679223949
wait hold up
no
that boy's a genius
why use shovel when you can use hands
much more accurate
and you can use two at a time
whoa dude
kid's the next einstein man
>>679221023
not funny
>>679224144
chekd and wat anime pls?
>>679221064
whistling in latin america is not booing, its cheering
who was the dumbfuck who wrote this?
>>679225075
I read the whistling as applause. With something after it considered as booing.
>>679222315
That went better then I expected
>>679224925
Transformers
>>679225545
LOLLLLL
>>679222037
You're supposed to catch on to the fact that the boyfriend or husband fucked the grandma and not think about artificial insemination
>>679225545
Mods?
Here we go again. OH BOY
>>679225666
Begone Satan!!
>>679225666
CHECK'D
>>679222701
even if you pick that shit off, it's already ruined the pizza.
>>679224001
idek what was posted came to the party late
>>679225666
satan is that you?
>>679220476
I used to sell this book at my last job. It's the most autistic thing out there.
>>679225545
is this one guy doing this all day?
Mods havin a tough time banning him?
MODS MODS MODS
>>679222315
I'm far less autistic than originally projected
>>679225666
MODS Plz
>>679225545
having fun restarting your modem constantly?
Jesus this is going on all day fucking CP all over our precious bananas
>>679222315
bingo
i am le autistic faggot bro :DD:D:
>>679225666
THE MASTER HAS RETURNED.
>>679222315
how did i do?
>>679224141
shhhh you'll alert the newfags
>>679226336
Congrats your a super autistic faggot
>>679223949
that looks fun, i wish i had those when i was a kid
>>679222315
feeling kind of proud inside.
>>679225804really gory cheese pizza
>>679220739
There is a video on youtube somewhere of a mum reading to her (maybe 10 years old) daughter in bed, the girl isn't wearing a top.
The channel has like 10 views, obviously for family and shit but that one video has tens of thousands.
It is a pretty good video
>>679225903
I checked off 8 and still felt shitty.
>>679227054
Horsefucker.
>>679226937
having a dick that big is impractical
this sucked
>>679221023
This is like stupid 50 year old drunken southerner type of humor. Fuck you.
>>679220739
kek
>>679221563
That's fucking awesome. What a wonderful mother.
i'm girl
i guess im pretty oke
>>679226937
i thought that was his leg from the thumbnail
>>679228208
No, just a huge penis.
>>679227930
no bingo:(
>>679220307
That's actually really funny
>>679227500
hahaha great post my friend +1
>>679228830
Thanks man I din't expect it to blow up like this
Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
>>679224686
How old are you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAbzT04q-sQ
i did this
mind the intro it's my old channel
>>679220476
What the fuck is this
I want to do live readings of these
>>679223701
>>679223736
>>679223767
>>679223880
>>679223884
>>679224001
>>679224110
http://fgts.jp/b/thread/679220172/#679223576
>>679225075
There are different kinds of whistling. The first one that comes to my mind is definitely used as booing. At least in Mexico and Central America, where I've lived.
>>679221889
his fuckin face
>>679222035
lost
>>679230882
:^D
>>679222315
eh, not bad
>>679222005
wakemeupinside.png
>>679231541
holy shit you are a triple autistic faggot, thats rare
>>679231524
marrymepls
>>679222690
why are there so many 5 year veterans in silver?
>>679231524
respect.
and arousal.
>>you're
>>679222315
Still doesn't make me feel good.
>>679222111
FUCKING DOUBLE TRIPS CHECKED
>>679222315
life's not so bad nowadays
>>679220258
Looks like /g/ lost their phone
>>679221338
I'm from halifax z.z
>>679232682
10/10.
Those fucking desktop threads, man. Openbox, Arch and a shit ton of pictures of their waifu.
>>679222315
TFW not that autistic
>>679231524
>HFW she put it back in the fridge, the co2 inflated the bag, popped the ziplock, then got "most of a 2liter" all over the inside of the fridge
>>679220532
What a champ
>>679220589
Don't know why I lost to this but here we go
>>679222315
Shit, maybe I'm more autistic than I thought
>>679226845
you cant just say that without leaving a link
>>679232995
Not including:
.net / nuget
Indie game dev
Comiccon attendee
First date with girl was watching anime
>>679227500
loss?
>>679233037
good point. nothing about putting liquid in a bag makes sense. that girl is our future. human race is doomed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9GRbJHat70&feature=share
>>679233417
None of those m8
Just not a grand autismo like you
>>679232892
Better, half naked loli waifus on homescreens.
>>679222315
No clue how I dodged bingo
>>679233757
>>679232656
Hello rato desu
>>679231524
Can't fix stupid.
>>679227433
don't forget utter fear of muslims because they're invading the south
>>679220532
>he can watch
Lost..
>>679227801
so edward snowden leaked all that shit just so he could openly love his pillow
>>679232561
Not shabby anon.
>>679225645
>Supposed to catch on to the obviously wrong "fact"
>>679223106
kill yourself
>>679221029
Kekd
>>679227801
lost
>>679220258
RIP
>>679234057
What would you have done if you were a 16 year old white girl???
Yea, you're retarded ass would have put it back into the fridge and drank stale as shit diet coke.
You can't fix stupid but sure as can shut your whore mouth.
>>679234349
Pretty much, yeah.
>>679233274
god damn why the fuck did I lose to this shit
>>679232656
Hello ratto
>>679221023
DOOD OMG THAT WAS SUM NSFW COMIX RIGHT THERE
>>679234464
Your D looks like a triangle.
Faggot
>>679220476
this is more cringe than funny
>>679220476
I think it's even worse because they aren't even actually jokes
>>679234802
you wasted your time to write that?
You can shut your whore mouth.
>>679222315
I'm pretty disappointed in myself
>>679220532
>front part of a blowhorn
Lost fucking hard...
>>679224925
Search come up with
baku ane otouto shibocchau zo
>>679231905
why are you in silver?
>>679235163
Wat, No. I actually meant, what would have you done.
I'm genuinely curious.
>>679234023
"All clear, no sign of activity on patrol"
>>679226845
Gimme the link
>>679235747
"The suspect fled the scene."
>>679234439
uh... was that a real thing?
>>679220172
>>679236078
>>679233037
>the co2 inflated the bag
Are we bubbles retarded now?
>>679222315
I'm not as autistic as I thought...
R8 me /b/
>>679231524
>Idk...Put saran wrap over the top.
>>679220999
HISSSSSS
>>679220999
nice trips
>>679223700
checked
>>679235674
saran rap on the lid would work. let it go flat or just pour that shit down the sink. I don't drink soda to begin with and it's dirt cheap, like that ziploc bag cost more than the 2l coke.
>>679231524
the species is fucked
>>679232656
hello ratoooo
>>679236634
autistic
>>679236966
nah....
>>679236200
Loool
>>679224144
KEKED
>>679220307
I didn't know you could get a one liter negro?
>>679220
Why they look like dicks?
>>679236634
>>679220476
if you link me the book I'll buy it and make a thread when it comes reading out all pages
>>679220532
You made an old man laugh
>>679227500
I think my heart just beat for the last time
>>679236934
>that ziploc bag cost more than the 2l coke.
That's absurd. the ziplock is around 2 cents and reusable if she's just putting coke in it. this girll is a natural jew.
.
>>679222315
God fucking damnit!
>Proudly made with Gimp on GNU fucking Linux. fml
>>679237281
just sad....
me: who the fuck is kanye?
ok I've heard of him, but seriously never heard any of his music. He does make music right? Wait, don't answer that, I don't fucking care
>>679221563
i bet the guy suggested it
>>679221029
I told barry burbank to go live with his mug upside down! He did it the absoulute madman!
>>679221029
Barry partied a little to hard last night kek
>>679231611
filename.jpg
>>679221064
>totes
>>679220532
What a legend
>>679232656
hello rato
oregano
>>679220532
Future alpha male
>>679237691
>safe
Genuinely lost.
>>679222406
kek
>>679238162
you're one sick fucker
>>679238162
sauce
>>679233305
Kek!
>>679227338
Thank you Captain Obvious!
You just won a Deluxe Cheese Straightener!
Thanks for playing?
>>679221799
Lost miserably
>>679238162
MOOOOOOOOODDSSSSSSS
>>679237676
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