My dad just left us i could really use a YLYL thread right now
Papa can you hear me?
>>679190363
sweet, sweet child. you've come to /b/ for emotional sympathies.
nb4 suicide
What happened?
you will be alright
>>679190363
>>Ed.... ward....
don't be sad u don't have progeria
>>679190363
nigger detected
heres a funny to cheer you uppy
>>679190928
I'm scottish so no
>>679190700
Mom and dad were together for 25 years and they got fed up of each other and my dad packed his things and just left
>>679190998
it was an educated guess
>>679191070
Don't worry things like this happen give it a few weeks
>>679191143
Black people don't wait for their kids to grow up and be 20 to leave them, they leave as soon as they learn that their monkey of a girlfriend is preggo
>>679191252
fucking hell that made me laugh and cringe at the same time
>>679190363
Here's a urinating Jedi, OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSMfCpk55kg
>>679191252
God that's..... that's just fucking hard to stomach.
>>679190998
Scottish = England's niggers.
>>679190679
kekd even reread it. 10/10
>>679191789
asian teletubbies
>>679191261
Imagine the kid survives and at a later age discovers this is how he once was famous on the internet.
>>679191633
I don't steal, rape, fight weaker people, and nig all day long so wouldn't call myself a nigger
>>679191789
This would have been so awesome if he managed to yank the knife out of his skull and then stabbed his attacker with it.
>>679191887
>>679191261
What the actual fuck!
>>679190363
O-onii... chan...
>>679191633
>English cunt detected
![9a8e76182a6b6e0358ee42c24f9cd503de3a5129c18bbea482500f83383f887f_1-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fFZeNgW.jpg "9a8e76182a6b6e0358ee42c24f9cd503de3a5129c18bbea482500f83383f887f_1-1[1].jpg"){kind=small}
>>679190700
KEK
![e61acf94181ddc49912a72ea2d61c48432d59a27f73d140d3326efd6ec1d1823_1-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sSue1sY.jpg "e61acf94181ddc49912a72ea2d61c48432d59a27f73d140d3326efd6ec1d1823_1-1[1].jpg")
>>679192547
lost
>>679190363
I thought it was a Full metal alchemist reference
>>679190700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuXAYfpq9Jc
fugg :D
>>679193428
It's Spiderman but I can see why you could interprete it the way you did ^____^
>Still living with your parents
No wonder he left
>>679191633
>Tory detected
>>679193635
>^____^
Damn you fucking scared the shit out of me
>>679193640
I'm only 20 and still in college
>>679191070
Holy fuck you made it sound like he died or some shit. My parents have been divorced all my life, it's not a big deal, what are you like 13?
>>679191070
Why aren't you happy for your dad?
>>679192547
nice
>>679193862
Yeah this.
>>679194231
Because he left with no plan in mind and nowhere to go well if he stays in the country that is
>>679191789
>worst unicorn ever.webm
>>679190363
Damn, Tyrone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcdRHJ2k2K0
>>679191261
That's a cutting-edge look. Real sharp, baby!
![seagulls[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xfMDJif.jpg "seagulls[1].jpg")
>>679194650
You sound like my grandfather trying to be funny on Facebook. Please die
>>679191633
True. Not even coming from an englishfag.
![1bf17da811a016e76c0ce3829d91413f8c277c469d56f7f54e5b9a71023148b2_1-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ac17pVY.jpg "1bf17da811a016e76c0ce3829d91413f8c277c469d56f7f54e5b9a71023148b2_1-1[1].jpg")
>>679191582
lost
>>679193038
lost
>>679190700
fucking hell man i cried
I should probably hang out on /lit/ more
>>679192854
>his bike
>>679194364
you should kill your mom
>>679194848
Somebody must have done this.
Please tell me somebody has done this
I bet you deserved it
>>679190700
Is /lit/ always this awesome?
OP, are you by any chance in Freiburg?
>>679190857
savage
>>679196834
That or he should put the moves on his mom.
OP, you got pics of your mom?
Also try not to get too upset about this. It's not your fault, your folks just needed a little space from each other. It's not like they killed each other or died.
>>679197231
Nope
>>679197082
I want to believe
>>679190363
I Bet your dad couldn't stand your faggot ass. That's probably why he left you
>>679195003
thats actually quite adorable though i know its shopped
>>679190724
Wtf is wrong with that cat
>>679190363
>>679194454
What did you use to wipe? Don't see any toilet paper. Or do you live in a shithole country with weak plumbing
>>679193479
Such a waste of a hot body
A shut in living with her parents.
I mean I consider myself a boring antisocial guy. And I hang out on /b/ evidently
But still, I'm the life of the party compared to her
>>679190700
I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Holy shit that was good.
>>679190363
This one's specially for you OP, for you and the future ahead of you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN6MxLYB8hM
>>679194885
Awww, you want him to die because he sounds like your grandfather? Where did he touch you?
>>679191252
>oh haha
Every time
>>679190679
Love this shit
Non-pain animal abuse
>>679197514
>too intense for me
i kek'd harder than i should have
>>679190700
>Poe is a complete fucking hack
lost
>>679197082
Oh shit lol.
>>679197723
mustard gas
>>679194454
I hate that when it's like wiping a fucking marker.
Wish I could just flush my entire bowels ...
>>679191261
That's a shit knife, a good knife has steel all the way through the handle, that would've killed the fucker.
>>679199008
Eat more popcorn
>>679191582
Fuck that sound.
>>679192547
Genesis Origins: the untold story
>>679193853
>20
>in college
Lol are you fucking retarded?
If you mean college as in sixth form then that finishes when you're fucking 18 and you've been held back for two years because you're that retarded.
If you mean uni as in an undergrad degree then you're some bitch ass faggot that didn't move into halls like a pussy.
Either way, no wonder your dad left.
>>679196903
I don't think that seagulls would eat NyQuil soaked bread.
>>679199406
They do in Russia
>>679199335
>Eurofag detected
>Wizard Cops
>wiz cops wiz cops, cast a spell on you, cast a spell on you for doin voodoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Zw58knC9zI
>>679199132
but its tons of calories and full of 'grease'/salt, fucking disgusting.
any other tips?
i take a multivitamin, drink enough, but still..
>20 years old
>complaining that his dad left him
You a grown ass man, son. Your dad left your mom. Not you.
>>679190363
same chimera :^)
>>679199798
Just drink water, nothing else for about 3 days then eat a couple laxatives and you'll be clean as a whistle m8
>>679190363
i used to fuck OPs mom
she'd come over every once in awhile while her kid was staying at college.
she'd get naked as soon as she came in, put on her favorite song and start fucking me while crying. she said the song reminded her of raising her child, and motherhood. she told me it reminded her of how much she missed her child. it made her and me cum buckets.
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
>>679197082
parappa the rapper!
u rapin good
>>679190363
I'm sorry, OP.
I'm sorry that you are such a disappointment to your father that he doesn't even give a fuck about just up and leaving and never seeing you again. Maybe try not being such a little faggot next time and maybe the next dude your mom marries (who will probably be abusive) will stick around.
I'm not feeling so great either. Just walked out on my bitch wife and that useless fat boy. How did my excellent jism turn into that fat weaboo shit? I kid you not, he's got one of those anime pillows and wears a trilby. He thinks it's a fedora, the stupid cunt. Fuck them both.
>>679201462
edgy
>>679201462
>never seeing you again
Where did got that?
>>679202407
kek
>>679202775
Nah. No tattoos, piercings, or blue hair.
>>679202775
2164: Honey, I found an holographic AI backup of your grandmother.
>>679202775
I'm okay with this
>>679202407
I'm feeling kind of shitty too.
I'm a door, some dude just slammed me very hard while storming out of our house. He was muttering to himself about his bitch of a wife and his fat, disgusting, permavirgin failure of a son.
Dude closed me so hard, my hinges nearly shook loose! He must've been really mad!
>>679195235
chuckled
>>679191252
>lol haha
>oh haha
>haha
FFS the cringe, i can't handle it. FUCK.
>>679203539
I'm a bleeding heart liberal but i keked
>>679196797
wtf what a complete idiot
>>679190700
Lol, assholes
>>679203628
i loose every time
>>679196797
looks painful
>>679203779
>wtf what a complete idiot
Actually no. Masohist, yes but it's some thinking to pull that off and keeping your dick.
>>679202895
>>679203296
>>679203399
>>679203465
>>679203628
I fucking love this shit.
>>679203021
whats funny about this? we can't see the pic he linked
>>679190700
When the "good" side of 4chan is this
>>679191070
It's probably your fault
>>679198029
It was all in front of the bowl you cant see it
>>679190830
Holy shit I drew that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1_y5OQfCZY&feature=youtu.be&t=11m
>>679204472
I don't get it
>>679204472
Ohhh, she's bad at it?>>679204678
>>679190363
Edward.
>>679204734
>>679204678
She opened command prompt and entered cd over and over again.
Basically making it look she's "coding" to her retarded friends.
>>679204921
Fucking bitch, and gettting 90k likes for it
>>679192064
when you get a knife through your skull ur dead dude
>>679204472
>this is why we dont hire women
>>679191633
england = europe's niggers
>>679205121
Kekarooni
>>679205183
That's sexist you misogynist pig
>>679191633
I'm Scottish, but I have to intervene. The Irish are the niggers of Britain. Scottish are Mexicans, and Welsh are Canadians.
>>679204185
whats her name again? she does a hot stomping
>>679199798
more water fibrous foods help coffee helps get that train chuggin
>>679205482
>I'm Scottish, but I have to intervene. The Irish are the niggers of Britain. Scottish are Mexicans, and Welsh are Canadians.
To a typical American Irish are the violent drunks of England, Scottish are English cheapskates, and who the fuck are a Welsh?
>>679204678
Are you Karli?
>>679202407
>2015
>Not wearing a tribly
Do you wear white vans to, faggit?
>>679206022
Kek
>>679202407
Fucking Kek
>>679205823
I think they are the ones who make grape juice or something
>>679203628
>>679203066
Top Kek
>>679200262
D-daddy..? Where's Al?
>>679204472
LOL what a twat.
>>679198044
>life of the party
>I considermyself a boring antisocial guy
You're probably a huge faggot
>>679191887
keks given
>>679205665
What kind of monster puts a security camera behind a ceiling fan?
>>679190363
>>679204872
Repost of a copypasta
>>679199008
>flush my entire bowels
That, my friend, is called an enema. Start a thread on it and you'll no doubt find out far more than you want to know about the subject.
Welcome to /b/.
http://wiesnerx0042.blogspot.com/2013/08/do-you-tip-mcdonalds.html
some cut and paste to spam
>>679206817
Compared to her he said lol, but yeah, top fucking kek m8
>>679206289
Idk anon, he looks like every other spic to me. Maybe he should start wearing Jordan's so people wouldn't recognize him so easily...
>>679206998
Thanks for the useful info :)
>>679206998
great post buddy! i hope you stick around for a while!
>>679206998
Oh haha great post anon
>>679197482
Holy shit I have this exact picture in a frame in my house (without the text of course)
>>679191633
Why are the english always this fucking deluded? The false sense of superiority while england is a fucking shithole and is appauling at soccer.
At least scotland know they're shit.
>>679205482
i agree with this... they used to call black people burned irish anyway
>>679192064
No, if you survive a knife stab like that you never, ever remove it until you have it done surgically in a controlled environment. It's plugging the bleeding, and removing it would mean certain death.
>>679190363
When's he coming back?
>>679204872
Lost
>>679207354
>2spooky4me
>>679207789
>implying there's blood in your head
>>679190363
They probably didn't have his smokes at the gas station, he'll be back any minute now
>>679204678
How did she take the picture? Camera on mouth? I bet it was camera on mouth.
>>679207962
>Thumbnail
>4Chan Filename
>Fucks up twice
Special kind of retard
>>679194454
i dont know why but i lost
>>679190363
Cheer up guy
>>679208251
>still gets trolled by this shit
Unbeliveble unique traffic on this board
>>679205260
shit
>>679206981
Fuck Off bobanders!!
Worst ylyl bread ever
>>679209059
no u
>>679208954
Nigger, usually it's the filename that's wrong.
>>679191582
Lost.
![6a48bafb9774ff9abbc3ad17f4874472cc6842df8331d42e460dbca2c234e65a_1-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Qo2rg0y.jpg "6a48bafb9774ff9abbc3ad17f4874472cc6842df8331d42e460dbca2c234e65a_1-1[1].jpg")
>>679209193
No u
ok /b/ give me some pick up lines, i've asked this girl out twice and she's said no twice, i really like her, but it's clear she's not interested, so lets hear your smoothest/funniest/worst lines to lay on as i don't give a shit at this point
meant to make a new thread with this
>>679209536
no. U.
>>679191252
There were so many times he could have played it cool and dropped it. Like he could have just left it at the fact he thought she was talking about LoL...but instead he chooses to go full retard and fail completely like a total beta
>>679205377
Are you fucking stupid? There are so many better candidates for Europe's niggers than England.
Try the fucking Poles, or the Romanians, or the Slavs.
>>679209614
Are you an angel? Because I have an erection.
>>679195235
NIGGA
>>679209338
It's not WRONG. Anon intentually leaves it like that for fags like you. There are variations of it,like the thumbnail one you see right now.
>>679208951
wtf
>>679195235
NIGGA NO
>>679209991
It's a shitty joke. Just let it be m80.
>>679210080
M80 80 m8.
>>679202775
My gran was beautiful asf on old photos
>>679209520
>Written and enojed by 12 year olds.
Cancer
>>679209774
NO, U!
>>679209881
Wrong. Europes niggers are Greece, (South) Italy and Spain.
>>679209984
Ok, I chose wrong/poor wording, it's not wrong but nigger, no one does a thumbail as well. That was my main point
>>679210319
nO. u.
>>679210546
NO! U!
>>679205377
>Europe's niggers
>not mentioning Romania, Ireland and Ukraine
>>679210278
Stop projecting you 12 year old, you cant even spell
>>679206981
fuck you randy
>>679190975
Classic
>>679191070
I have 7 sisters and 6 brothers.
Most of them are half brothers and my dad has never paid for a single one of them.
When he used to be around when i was small, he sold my toys for drugs and beat my mother constantly.
I carried on playing with my lego and remained happy because it never really bothered me.
grow up.
>>679191261
dang!!! wow, thats rough, poor kid, hope he turned out okay and healed up good without any disfigure
>>679196797
now when he has anal with his gay lover he can atleast shit pancakes for the next month
bon apetit faggots
>>679193038
>>679193085
Underage samefag spotted.
>>679207442
If that was true, you'd have voted to leave the union.
And when I say union, obviously I mean that we own you.
If not for the pocket money the English gives you, your economy would tank.
And that's why you voted no. You want to be free, but you whore yourselves to the English for sheckles.
Pathetic.
>>679208951
>IFunny
>>679210771
>actually protecting that garbage
My gender is Attack Helicoptef...roflmao :-P
>>679210278
*enjoyed
>>679192691
>>679190700
This one is an absolute classic
I dun think there is one much better
>>679204472
What isn't funny is that whoever made that picture made fun of some commandline commands that didn't work at first so the girl tries again.
What *is* funny is that 'koding' consist of nothing more than a simple string concatenation. My only hope; whoever's teaching this *is* teaching the girl to write unit tests, so there's that.
And what's not funny is people inviting her to join their startup. If startups hire any girl that can do string concatenation then, well, we've got a repeat of the 2000's tech bubble coming.
>>679212441
>we've got a repeat of the 2000's tech bubble coming.
No need to qualify that statement.
>>679206981
Fuck off Randy
>>679190363
Nigger
>>679210186
>>679206998
Wow, he's right you know
Just dumping all of my Facebook meme page trash here
>>679196797
Does anyone have the picture of that guy with his dick behind a set of guitar strings
>>679205823
>who the fuck are a Welsh?
that about covers it
>>679213027
Yes
I need to see that /b/
>>679212612
no u
>>679208143
>Implying the brain doesn't require oxygen
>>679209786
>basically every thread type in /b/ is cancer
>>679213134
I get it. It's the shit vs. piss race.
>>679190363
is ur dad black?
>>679209786
>implying there was a time where /b/ wasn't cancer in the first place
>>679209786
No one would ever post
>>679211636
Okay, sorry ol' bobandinator
>>679213134
>Ivanka
Okay, you got me there.
>>679212600
Neat!
>>679196389
implying<
>>679190524
well fucking memed!!
>>679194454
but who doesn't look at their masterpiece before wiping their ass
>>679205665
This is why people hate the blacks.
>>679205665
does anyone know what happened afterward?
charges pressed, did baby live, etc.
>>679205823
Sheep Shaggers.
>>679213870
k thx
>>679206998
Good post, !!!
>>679214558
Sauce?
>>679214558
Real? Fake?
>>679214558
finally lost
>>679190700
lost hard
>>679205665
#killallsandniggers
>>679191261
>>679206314
If she were black, that'd be police brutality
>>679193635
>^____^
kys
>>679190363
http://strawpoll.me/7364129 lol
>>679212082
>>679212082
the punch line isn't funny, but the premise is pretty hilarious.
