Badly described games thread
Last one is nearing limit
I'll start
>sand
>cars
>harpoons
>lighthouse
>boats
>more cars
>guzzoline
Mad Max pleb. Describe with less detail.
>eat shit
>scary ghosts
>>679170411
>skill based
>guns and swords
>use bugs to fight
>only decent swordfighting game to exist
>can anyone stop the mechanical mayhem
>scream
>guitar riff
>>679170323
>24 enemies down 1 still alive
>quick calculations being made in head
>shit i'm gonna open the door
>3...
>2...
>SPAS 12 RIP YOU FUCKING LOSE
>>679170872
Mount and Blade
>Am a member of an elite group of guardians
>Evil bitch queen with demon god decides to take us on
>We get stomped
>Eventually fight her again if a different dimension
>Win
>>679170962
forgot to include
>multiplayer only
>>679170705
Why does pac man come up in every fucking thread?
>>679170411
Mad Max..?
>lots of driving
>trucks
have a crazy guess
>>679171162
Euro Truck Simulator?
>>679171162
wheels of steel or another stimulator
>>679170411
>science
>science goes too far
>go get help
>help fucks everyone up harder than the science did
>fuck it im sleeping it off
>sequel was a mastapeece
>merry band of adventurers go on adventures
>one touches a book
>contracts syphilis
>everybody returns feeling suicidal
>if they return at all
>>679171379
Half Life?
>>679171415
Darkest Dungeon?
>>679171420
Shit, ya got me.
>>679171494
Nice! I got it!
>Cry
>???
>Profit
>>679170955
Rainbow 6
>>679171543
Challenge mode:
>you are jello
>obesity simulator
>niggers are your enemy
>>679171595
Heavy Rain?
>>679171415
>no no i want to stand behind you
>okay fine let's switch
>nice and effective band of merry adventurers
>monster attacks and shuffles your formation
>everybody is fucking useless and dies
>>679171162
One of these?
Or American Truck Simulator, which I don't have yet
>>679171836
>do nothing
>"THIS IS HOPELESS"
>deaths door
>>679171836
Dankest Dongon
>>679171730
I have no idea.
>>679172023
Take a wild guess.
>guns
>>679171780
Nope. More clues
Cancer is good
>>679172063
Bee Movie Game
>>679172062
Boy and His Blob?
>>679172121
>more guns
>>679172106
Binding of Isaac
>>679172106
4chan?
>>679172106
That Dragon, Cancer?
>>679171730
>>679172106
>disorienting but works for the platform
>limpbizkit.mp3
>only game i had for this system beside crisis core
>>679172133
Nope.
>>679171730
Gang beasts
>>679172446
Nope.
>>679171162
big rigs over the road racing
>>679172523
Just tell me!
>get attacked
>hunt down bitch who bitches at you for finding her
>bitch and her buddies teach you to do magic tricks
>get sent on a treasure hunt
>bitch turns evil
>turns you are also evil
>mfw the baddie has half a face
>>679171730
agar.io?
>>679172708
Did I get it right?!
>>679172708
Random Guess!
>CuteDog
>besticando.jpg
>>679172708
If that's seriously the answer I'm gonna go nuts!
>Evil dude razes town.
>We flee
>We get found a fucked up
>saved by rebels
>raises to stop evil dude
>travel to hell to kill evil dude and win
>>679172617
>>679172708
Nope.
One more round of hints.
>sweet crane minigame
>like kirby but you can be almost any color you want with a better face
>everyone speaks jibberish and nothing really matters
The niggers being an enemy is a big part of the series.
>Mantises
>Rocks
>Slugs
>Lasers
>>679172965
FTL.
>>679172925
RE 5?
>>679173021
Yeah
>>679172965
>>679173034
How the fuck is Resident Evil like kirby? And on the same system as Crisis Core?
>>679173163
The niggers being an enemy is a big part of the series. my only reason for RE 5
>>679172230
Bingo
>"that is a sexy sword and i must have it"
>>679171730
>>679172389
>>679172925
It was LocoRoco.
>>679172925
No fucking idea? Hitman? Ethnic Cleansing? Mario?
>>679171730
locoroco?
>>679171595
Binding of Isaac?
>>679171954
DARKEST DEPRESSING FUCKING DUNGEON BULLSHIT
>whole game is based off of a play on words
>literally a reskin of an even shittier game
>conspiracy
>>679172106
Definitely binding of Isaac
>>679173470
doom IV?
>wears disco suit
>bad with the ladies
>always getting into shenanigans
>has a great outlook on life though
>glorified mayor guns down sister
>player gets thrown out of a fucking window
>10 years later he shoots doggo
>kick his teeth in on the top of a shitty rock
the end
>>679173432
ayeeee, a bit late though.
>>679173358
Never played it! Probs why I didnt get it!
I got one
>You've been arrested
>Mythical creature helps you escape
>Proceed to murder more of those creature
>Good game
>>679173514
doom II?
>>679173504
leisure suit larry?
>>679173470
Ninja Bread Man
>>679170890
Clarissa Explains it All
>>679173502
No, wayyyy more recent. Think shovelware.
>>679173574
nope
>>679173581
BONGO
>>679173601
pussy saga?
>>679173601
is it ninja bread man
>>679173470
Undertale
>>679173576
Nailed it>>679173576
Nailed it
>>679173699
Nope.
>>679173692
Yep.
>dog and mouse
>both earn their detective badge through ferocious police work
>travel around the country in their car
>always get into shenanigans
>solve and fight crime
Take your time
>>679172921
some early ff. 2 or 3 or something
I'll describe one well and yall won't get it.
>help me, 16 year old
>wakes up where he is needed
>greek mythology apparantly???
>metroids are in it
>shitty skeletons are in it
>red road
>Rainbows
>Guns
>Unrealistic jumping
Im on mobile so no green texts
>Racists everywhere
>Dragons
>Yelling
>>679173944
Max isn't a mouse he's a rabbit.
>2 outee space aliens
>learn how to funk
>tourists all over their planet
>2 aliens kill them all
>through rap and funk beats
>80's
>you're Ray Liotta
>>679173944
Sam and max?
>>679174067
Skyream
>>679173944
Ah. I almost put rabbit. Could never tell
>>679173944
Sam and Max
>>679173944
Zootopenis: The Game
>>679174088
Foot Fungus and Jason Lee
>>679174057
gay leap deathmatch
>>679174057
terraria
enter the gungeon
>>679174136
Winrar
>>679174088
Toejam and earl
>PEELS HERE
>>679173960
You got it FF 2
> in a truck saving some mexican motherfucker
> AMBUSH
> rockets everywhere
> pew pew
> ...
> Paul check the door
> everyone dies
> mfw I didn't check the door good enough
>shoot up some addicts then brutalize some Italians
>rollerblading with cars
>howard stern has appearance in it
>skate all throughout the country
>beat opponents mercifully with objects on ground
These were the best of times
>>679174331
better grab everything i can
>>679174395
Jet Set Radio?
>>679170411
>saints vs aliens
>Aliens from underwater
>Supersuit
>Old guy is actually older than you think
>Badass guns
>>679174553
Saints Row 4.
>guns
>more guns
>so many references
>victory: suicide
>>679171118
is that a game, moron?
>First level is airport
>tries to find his parents
>bad guys always trying to get him
>the bad guys are really dumb.
>i wanna say it's near Christmastime
>your character is smart as a whip when it comes to boobytrapping
>>679174719
It is.
>>679174719
uh yes it is faggot
>>679174395
>>679174471
Nope. Think of early 90s
>>679174719
gr8 b8 m8
>deliver shitty brandy to barbaric lizard folk.
>pirates invade island.
>fuckthatlol.png
>escape through elaborate series of teleporters, ditch lizards because who fucking cares.
>Nigger elves force me and some fucking ugly friends to form alliance to fight said pirates, oh and there's a fucking alien hiding in a giant crystal in the center of town.
>spend the next months doing inane bullshit for people we'll never speak to again, jump through portals to steal pretty rocks.
>use said rocks to break down wizard aliens front fucking door and beat him to a pulp.
>el fin
>A merry band of faggots go though a hospital
>They encounter strange beings on their journey to the hospital
>Once they make it they ascend to the top and request for a helicopter to come give them a lift
>They hitch on the ride with the weird beings right at the door step of the helicopter
>It crashes later
>>679170411
>crash into space doughnut
>put a small part of yourself into animals to control them
>save city
>>679174732
home alone the movie
>cars
>ball
>weird one dimensional characters
>onions stink
>karate kicks
>>679174899
Rocket league
>>679174899
rocket league
>kill 10 guys in 3 seconds
>elvis has left the building
>>679170872
gunz: the duel
>waddle around
>meet new friends
>>679170411
>exist
>madagascar closes
>>679174866
No. It was home alone 2 the video game. Was for Super Nintendo. Game was really good tho
>>679174899
Rocket League
>>679175035
cub pengun
>>679175001
hotline miami
>>679173560
Skyrim
>the most confusing game
>Game literally makes no sense
>everything is foggy outside
>almost misty outside
>>679174968
Parappa the Rappa get outta here with this easy shit
>>679174057
Cloudfall
>so here I am
>doing everything i can
>holding on to what i am
>pretending I'm a superman
You guys should guess this game in a snap just by off a song that's played in it
>you can slap imps around
>>679174629
nice.
>GF dies
>Go to investigate
>Turns out GF isn't dead
>Everyone is crazy
>>679175248
Alan Wake?
>the object of this game is to do barrel rolls
>>679175492
dungeon keeper
>>679175492
Dungeon keeper
>>679175664
Lylat Wars
>>679175642
Nah. The hint is the last greentext
I could literally not remember how to describe it
>>679175248
silent hill or fucking slender man
>>679175664
Really nigga? No. Try again anon
>>679175671
>>679175716
I made it too easy.
>>679175797
>>679175798
It was Myst
>gets malaria
>not the best time to go to africa
>trade money for drugs
>oh shit they took the money and drugs
>"that was my money"
>"me lookie for your money"
>kill people
>friends with nigger
>nigger betrays you
>kill nigger
>the end
>still didn't find the money
>>679174374
Army of Two TDC?
only because saving mexican dude
>>679176061
GTA vice shitty
>ride bike
>damn ass dog chases you
>tires fly off and hit you sometimes
>if you do the levels fast, people want more of your product
>if you don't deliver your product to the right house, you lose customers
>the lawn mower is loose again
>>679174719
Yes.. Idiot
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mad_Max_(2015_video_game)
>>679175994
Far cry 2
>working man
>fine ass blonde in a dress
>mass genocide of country's populace.
>all for a fucking kiss?
>get jailed for literally every crime, its only 60 days.
>guard gives the run down then throws pool cue at players head.
>get guard in a headlock, wrestle for 10 minutes straight before being arrested and tried yet again.
>rinse and repeat.
>Eventually piss self and break down crying in cafeteria, inmate throws live explosives at you and you explode.
the end.
>>679176186
noice.
>>679170955
swat 4?
>>679176156
Win
>samey set pieces
>gun which defies gravity and ca fling things used once
>random zombie level
>no closure
>no real drama
mfw it's Half Life 3
>>679176159
Paperboy?
>>679175448
>hint, the game features one black man
>>679176250
you made it too easy haha
>playing with friends one day
>big storm, everyone disappears
>meet God
>have to go find his balls
>get sent back in time
>???
>ALIENS
>>679176279
My nigga
>>679176297
lol prototype
>>679170872
>only decent swordfighting game
>obviously never played a Souls game.
>boob snake
>not monster musume
>>679176159
Fucking paper boy
>>679176159
Nice
>are you a boy or a girl?
>master of slaves
>you are hillbilly
>you are armed with shotguns amd other various hillbilly weaponry
>one day you go on a rampage
>Be a regular Chow Yun Fat.
>Spend time harassing people for boy scout points.
>Suddenly feel like Kurt Russel in a John Carpenter movie.
>crowds of people continuously making fires
>nice dating Sim
>wait fuck it's a matching game?
>fairy
>>679176325
Echo teh dolphon
>>679176368
It's Tony Hawk Pro Skater 1
>>679176214
Hint
>no love for his sibling.
>>679176512
harvest moon?
>>679176561
huniepop
>>679172228
Call of Duty
>>679176512
Digimans
>>679176214
Super Mario.
>>679176255
...
um?
Half-Life 2 lol. If I'm wrong then fuck you.
>>679176522
Said this in last thread. Sleeping dogs?
>>679176561
pussy saga
Try this fags
>zombie invasion
>zombie dude fuck you
>zombie girl fucks you
>zombie fat guy fucks you
>zombir fly fucks you
>>679176512
pocket niggers
>>679176519
Redneck Rampage.
>>679176522
Bully?
>you and your squad is a bunch of convict brutes
>someone thought it was a good idea to attach a chainsaw to your rifle
>RUUUUUUUUUN!!!
>>679172869
NintenDogs
>>679176784
are you even trying mate?
>your name is two military ranks
>you are virtually indestructible
>these alien insects have invaded your planet
>has a cool sword sometimes
>>679176692
>pixels
>not plebtier
>>679176813
Gears of Tears
>>679176806
Yeah
>>679176862
Halo 3
>>679176813
Gears of war.
>>679176834
>it's a 3ds game
>>679176784
parasite in city?
>>679176604
winrar
I was actually thinking of Tides of Time, but I think the two games are pretty similar. I fucking love those games.
>>679176711
Ding ding. Next up.
>move right
>jump and shoot
>how many of these fucking games are there?
>red guy is a badass
>>679176813
Gears of War
>>679173514
Fable 2
>>679176765
No.
>>679176806
>bully
No.
>>679176969
>parasite eve?
>>679177002
Mega man
>>679177002
MEGAMANNG
>>679176969
Winrar
>double 69 checkt
>>679170411
>cyka blyat
>ohshit zeus and hades are fighting to death
>wait the fuck is thor doing there
>why is a cupid trying to hunt down some chink
>who the hell is this guy?
>what the fuck is going on
>your character is a superhero in the sewer
>he burps, farts
>uses plumgers and bodily ejections as weapons
>>679176862
>you are virtually indestructible
>punches instantly kill you
Pick one.
>glasses
>aliens
>gibs
>>679176941
Any of them
>crash a car
>repeat
>>679177088
CS:GO
>>679177022
finally
>>679177101
Smite
>>679177101
Smite.
>>679177002
Did you get the ding ding, next up from a movie called the Breaks?
>>679177088
CS:GO
Are you even trying m8
>>679177177
counter strike condition zero
>>679177193
>>679177212
yeh made it too easy
>>679177052
>>679177067
Too easy again...
>everyone is kill
>only animals and monsters
>look how much time I have on my hands
>>679170872
Monster hunter
>>679174821
Left 4 Dead
>>679177088
Дота два
>FUCKHEADS
>Sir Henry Motherfucker
>get sword
>dick around a lot
>>679177333
Minecraft
>>679175048
Pandemic
>meet Grady
>25 years old
>after coming home from a hard days work
>he sees his wife with another man.
>>679177441
skyrim
>>679177441
Zelda NES.
>>679174852
>>679175048
These are really too hard for you guys?
>>679177105
BOOGERMAN YES!!
>hats
>>679177441
Loz...all of them
>>679177510
No
>>679177524
close
>be alien nigger
>crash spacecar
>fix spacecar
> FUCK OFF HULA GIRL
>>679177559
again close but yeah its a zelda game
>racing game
>combination of coast, highway, hill and desert racing
>always online
>lots of bugs but fun
>open world
>roaster of almost only exotic cars (and a few muscle cars)
>it is not nfs hot pursuit
>why are most of these guys niggers
>shooting game that doesn't kill
>>679177147
Still trying to get this one...
>>679177385
Took five years
Next one
>You and 3 other friends put on a mask
>you pay for the game twice due to DLC
>you ride cars through giant loops made in your bedroom
>you customize your own vehicle
>watch your car loop de loop all day long
>>679177553
TF2
>>679177682
burnout
>>679177682
Excite Truck?
if anyone gets this you're a god
>live in small place
>mad bitch takes over
>war all over
>take back place
>>679177441
Dynasty warriors
>>679177441
dark souls
>2 man team at least
>one is a ex-merchenary, the other one is a psychopath
>If you eat to many bullets, your partner injects an adrenaline syringe in your body.
>badass helmet
>aliens
>gibs
>portals
>you sound like you have hernia
>>679177725
Payday 2
>>679177445
Yeh breh. Time to get crafty...
>start off in mech
>wake up after fight, "who the fuck am I?"
>king wants to bang you
>clown ruins everything
>>679176410
I have beat souls 1 and 2, but they aren't the same, I would say they are a good swordfighting game, not the same genre
>this is the only good one of the series
>ex cop
>eat random apples and turkeys
>fuck shit and people up
>????
>profit ?
>>679177758
Same developer, but no
>>679177105
Boogerman?
>the characters are made from a puddy-like material
>better than Mortal Kombat
>way more characters
>all you do is fight
>>679177845
Deadspace?
>>679177788
No trucks in the game
>>679177177
Burnout
>>679177953
Clayfighter
>>679177928
Final fight?
>>679177953
Clay fighter
>>679177928
OH FUCK I GOT THIS ONE. STREETS OF RAGE.
>leather trenchcoat
>painkillers
>loads of shooting
>>679177438
Really? This should be easy.
The protagonist might as well be a /b/tard
>>679177850
too easy
>yourself and friends play as maids.
>Goal is to clean somehow with a wonky physics engine
>>679177873
Far cry 4
>you occasionally chime in with a haven't you people ever heard of
>what do you do with all of these gold rings you collect
>why am i going at such awesome speeds??
>>679178174
Max payne
>>679176561
Pussy Saga?
>>679177828
Bulletstorm
>>679176561
Hunnypop?
>>679178217
Knucklz
>>679178217
Sanic
>>679178174
Postal
>>679174388
the punisher?
>>679178217
Sanic
>>679170411
>aliens
>clones
>hippies
>>679170955
Rainbow 6 Vegas 2
>drive in the desert
>oh noes city is gonn be kill
>drive some more
>acrobatics
>drive some more
>artifacts
>drive
>kill giant monsters
>while driveing
>>679178319
yeah
>>679178174
Super Columbine Massacre RPG
>>679178217
Sanic da hedgehoog
>>679178174
Hatred
>Lucifer is depressed
>the game context is eerie and nonsensical
>you don't win or lose
>what exactly is the point of this game?
>>679178210
Nope. Next wrong wins a clue.
>First in Series
>Newfags think it started on Playstation
>It doesn't slither.
Good luck fags.
