ITT: we poorly describe a video game and anons try to guess. I'll start:
>Useless girl
>Cool hair
>Spanish village
>blip blip blip
>>679125877
Portal?
>You hate the light
>You love Jenny
>You love dark
>>679125767
Resident Evil 4
LEOOOON
>>679126122
Nice, here's another for you (easy level):
>Blue walls
>Ghosts are hunting you
>game community= Reddit tier cancer
>levels are literally just throwing so much stuff at you that you can seldom win
>other levels literally play themselves
>taking an overdone century old franchise and lacking so much creativity that you ask the players to just make their own levels
>>679126311
I'm gonna have to say Xenoblade chronicles X.
Nah jk Pac-man
>>679126575
Mario Maker
Mortal Kombat with jump pads
>WWII * (Assassins Creed + GTA)
>Top o' the mornin' to yeh... or whatever time it is...
>Stupid fucking gnomes.
>Shrek just ate my source of income.
>Can't seem to afford replacing my disposable minions.
>No fucking multiplayer anymore.
>>679126649
Good good, now medium level:
>jealous vampire broke your wings
>you are actually not dead
>try to get vengance
>Hair control
>Nice curves
>Witch
>>679127150
Bayonetta
aka FUCKING BROKEN IN SMASH
>be really short guy
>enslave hordes of small creatures
>re purpose trash
>>679127286
correctly!
>Breaking friendships
>Roll the dices
>>679127390
Its pikmin?
>>679127526
u got it
>be psychic
>hang at russian orphanages
>hang out at american mental hospitals
>Some guy dies
>You got his farm
>Marry, gets childs, and milky the cows
>>679126898
The sabotuer
>>679127875
Harvest moon?
>>679127864
Psychonauts?
>ugly graphics for the latest gen hardwares.
>fun cancelling
>>679128019
Yes!
>Allahu akbar
>Pink dot on head
>>679128182
Bomber man
Too obvious tho
>>679128145
That silent hill game with guillermo del toro?
poor mans twisted metal, but more fun
>>679126975
>03:46:22
Soul reaver?
>>679127450
Any party game basically
>>679128222
Trips dont lie! Yes, is bomberman
>You must stop the guys who want light the lighthouses
>Actually light the lighthouses is a good idea
>>679128362
WOW man! yes! not bad
>>679127450
Mario party
>meta
>warm
>red
>>679128560
One of the myst games?
>Go back in time and kill hitler
>This turns out to be a stupid idea.
>>679128587
I fucking played the shit outta that game growing up. Loved it and legacy of cain
>>679128629
No, another clue
>There's a strange kind of animals with element powers
>>679127944
yep
>>679128047
nope
>two guineas
>suits, cars and guns
>1940's-1950's
>>679125877
Super Smash Brother Melee for the Nintendo GameCube™
>>679128669
I put that poorly description in others theads and nobody guess it, glad to see another fan!
>the main character says jak shit in the first game
>then in the second he magically has vocal cords
>>679129080
Dead space
>>679129080
Dead space?
>Girlfriend becomes Hitler 2.0
>I make her normal
>She becomes Hitler 3.0 and over throws an empire
>She saves the world because no one knows why
>mfw I miss her
>have amnesia
>suddenly time travel
>future self is an asshole
>kill self
>survive through power of friendship
>>679129080
Jak and Daxter
>Yo our mining facilities arefull of robots n shit
>cap em pls
>motion sikhness
>>679129311
Bingo
I hope you got the hint
The hardest one! Get ready guys!
>Be in Paris
>Go to a cafe
>See a clown entering to the cafe
>The cafe explodes!
>>679125767
Resident Evil 4 ?
>>679128118
Fallout 4
>>bomb the fuck out of everything
>>literally everything can explode
>>shit nigga they have dinosaur monster raptor bastards
>>chess faggot
>>679125877
Mega Man?
>three trees grow into one tree
>wrenches get ridiculous
>you're really fucking hungry
>go mess up some baddies to get food.
make choices
regret choices
suffer consequences
>>679129892
Mass Effect
Play as animal
Shoot guns
Make decisions
Hard one.
>everyone has tiny mechs
>gated community
>>679130268
Ragnarok online?
>>679126113
THE DARKNESS!
>>679130547
YEAH! Well done anon
>>679130268
this one sounds like that gamecube game about robots. You link with tiny robots and fight other people with them. Custom Robo or some shit like that?
>>679130623
C:
mi bi happi
>>679130720
Yeah that's the one
>crystal
>big crash
>elevator music
> big jungle
> kinda mohawk
> shooting
>>679130981
Turok reboot?
>>679130981
Farcry 3
>or is that a red herring?
>>679129887
Bioshock infinite
>>679131028
nope
>>679131050
yes! got it in one
>>679130981
Farcry 3
> medieval
> magic
> 'GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE DOOR WAY'
>>679131221
yep
>mash the button get fan
>do tricks and get money
>buy stuff and beat up your friends
>>679131309
skyrim probably.
If not any TES
>>679131840
yeah its skyrim
>you killed my brother im coming for you
>it was a trap they just wanted to clone me
>oh i guess my brother isnt dead
>now my half sister is trying to kill me
>bitch cant kill me because im more skilled
>bouncing boobs
>why wont my brother let me come home what the fuck
>visit small town
>weird people
>crazy shit happens
>>679132426
Alan Wake?
>you too Alec?
>Rescue Natalia
>Best game of all time
>>679132539
nope
>>679132585
Resident Evil Revelations 2
>>679132890
Is that a joke? It has to be. Its a N64 game. Probably one of the most popular.
>>679129080
Saints row ?
>be blue guy
>take care of smaller lighter shade of blue guys that can also come in different colors
>lip syncing is fucking garbage
>>679133058
No, I just google searched what you wrote and that came up
>partying
>falling with friends
>uh oh
>>679125767
Fucking Italians
Kidnapping
Pipes
>Hello?
>Hello!
>Follow me?
>OK!
>>679134538
One of Valve's games.
>>679134670
Negative
>>679134538
Abe exodus
new here how do you type in green
>>679134875
Exodus or Oddessy. Correct well done.
>>679134379
Every super mario game ever or a red herring
>>679134950
>Africa
>Thanks partner
>I owe you one
>The ship from FTL crashlanded in Isaac's basement
>>679134950
google it you fucking retard. lurk moar.
>>679133417
Well the game is "Goldeneye" for N64. Sorry google fucked you. But thats what it was.
>Be an asshat
>Kill other asshats
>Or don't
>No such thing as too many hats
>>679136025
GTAV online
>>679136080
It fits but not what I had in mind.
>>679126975
Devil May cry
>>679127875
Stardew valley
>>679135670
Enter the Gungeon?
>>679129280
Shadow of the colossus into Ico?
>>679135670
Dungeon of the Endless
>>679129832
All I can think is Dark Cloud 2 because wrenches
>>679125767
nigga hires cracka ass faggot
dumbass gambler steals shit from you
save world by beating up dude in dirt hole
> be me
> be royal motherfucker
> old rich magical nigga steals my girl
> guillotines and poorly designed floors everywhere
> cut me in half all fucking day
> sand on my balls constantly
> oh well respawn
> fall in spike trap
>
>>679136025
tf2
>>679127390
overlord?
>>679129280
starcraft, raynor
>>679136814
>It was sand on my balls that gave it to me
>I see what you did there
Prince of Persia!
>>679134950
Put in > before whatever you tryna greentexxxt
>>679137222
Trips of kindness!
>>679125877
Pong
>>679132426
any number of silent hill games
>Aliems
>Reflex Camera
>Ubishit didnt gave me a sequel
>>679132585
sonic the hedgehog
>>679137138
Ding. Well done son. One of the first games I ever played like fuckin 20 something years ago.
>>679132028
super meat boy
>>679126898
Could of just said the second line. That voice is forever etched in my brain.
>Gee you french sure like your bumpy roads!
>>679137316
Isolation?
>>679137366
yee.
>>679133283
sonic '06
>Blocks
>blocks
>blocks
>>679133731
depression quest
>>679137419
>it sure is fun, but it's hell on me hands
>>679137423
Any good ? Thought about buying
>>679137478
Tetris
>>679135558
gears of war 3
>zombies
>possibly the worst character development I've ever seen
> i'm a boat
> its dark
> big ass crabs and shit
> make money and find secrets
>>679137515
Persia? Yeah man for a ps2 game yeah, you get time slowing and reversal powers, bounce around the screen, its good action fun. Always worth at least 1 playthrough. no real replay value though.
>mining
>crafting
a hard one
>>679126575
I realise it's not but that's how I'd describe happy wheels. Minus the century old part
>>679136025
rust or tf2
>>679137631
I want to say Dying Light because of the main guy's monotone voice.
Although something is to be said about free running rom zombs with Whats My Age Again playing in your ear.
> really bad fucking case of crabs
> beat the shit out of everyone and everything with a crow bar
Is this one too easy ?
>green god
>super smash bros. but good
>>679137813
boku no half life
>>679137813
>Gordon we need you to save the world
>Heres a goddamn crowbar
>>679137631
Twd survival inatincts?
>>679137681
Zelda, a link to Ocarina Past?
here's a hard one
>old oriental times
>kill every fucking thing that has a red bar of life
>get exp
>get wpns
>repeat
>???
>PROFIT
>>679137859
Kek. Ding and the dude above you
>>679137909
Ninja gaijden?
>buy spaceship
>intergalactic captain douchemunger
>fuck yeah
>make money to buy bigger space ship
>get fucked in the ass by huge spaceship
>have insurance
>restart
>>679137806
Ding ding ding! Dying Light!
I just don't understand how I was supposed to get attached to any of the characters when they mostly had like 30-40 seconds of screen time before their deaths.
>>679137892
No, sorry fam.
>become a popsicle
>help clingy nigger and some gooks
>>679137478
sarkeesian twitter quest
>>679138017
Battlefield 4?
Don't know it has a clingy pussy ass nigger
>>679138004
>CRAAAAAAAAAAANNNEE
>>679138126
Top zozzle
>>679137631
telltales the walking dead
>>679138129
Nah fam
>>679138004
Well, then give twd si a go. You may like it if full blown rectal cancer is your thing
>>679137973
nope.avi
>lesbian time travel
>>679137316
Beyond good & evil
>>679137631
Dying Light?
>be useless prevented rodent
> big pile of singing shit
> flower with giant tits
> awwwwwyeeee
>best friend is kill
>end up in new city
>fuck shit up
>Kanye West
>>679137222
>u lied :C xd
>>679138224
?
>>679137987
EVE, Star Citizen, Elite/Dangerous, or ftl
>>679129892
Anything telltale touched
>future
>scary monsters attack earth
>u defend earth
>after buying 60$ worth of dlc of course
>>679138017
frozone cross empire of the sun
>>679137909
DYNASTY WARRIORS!
>>679138321
Saints row 3
>three-headed monkey
>>679138338
Nope
>>679138321
"I just count the hours" Kanye west song? I feel like I know this one
>>679138328
I don't lie when it comes to gt nigga
>>679129293
Shit, is it that metroid vania game?
>Russian invasion
>Plumber brothers
>Attack from sewers
>>679138399
Evolve
>>679128752
GOLDEN SUN MOTHERFUCKER
>>679138458
'tis a tricky one
>>679138343
'Twas elite
>>679138321
Bulletproof?
>>679138502
Metro?
>>679138399
Mass Effect 3
>>679138428
Got it
>>679138460
You were on the money
>>679129538
Broken Sword?
>>679138502
Metro nigga
>>679129293
Axiom verge?
>>679138584
Nope
>be engineer female
>find "abandoned" space city
>hide in locker for 20 hours
>>679137813
HL 1/2 /ep1/ep2
>>679129293
Infamous
>>679138578
Fuck for what game was that trailer? I forgot
>>679138708
alien isolation
EZ PZ
>>679138410
ILY
next one
>ur girlfriend dies
>wanna fuck her again so badly
>you go to a forbidden castle of sorts in an unknown land (heck you really want to fuck her)
>some voice tells you you've gotta wander the fuck over all the place looking for what Don Quijote feared most
>yfw he gets rekt at the end and girl revives
>go to war
>kicking ass
>super bitch wrecks your shit
>gf suddenly has same powers as super bitch
>win everything in one or 2 turns
>war is over
Easy one?
>phone rings
>guy tells you to deliver pizza to address
>it's the Russian mob
>>679138780
See here >>679138428
>>679138777
holy crap i got trips XD
>>679138864
SHADOW OF THE COLOSSUS, TWO FOR TWO.
>>679138881
fire emblem
>>679125767
go level
brazilians and polacks kill you
>>679138941
Hotline Miami
>>679138941
Lego island?
>>679139052
Yyyaaaass
>>679138502
>>679138941
Call of duty
>>679128560
Golden Sun. That game made no sense.
>>679139150
Call of duty
>>679139077
Call of duty
>>679139059
Call of duty
>>679139187
You right
>Sticks and stones may break their bones
>But fire is the game changer
>wake up in castle
>clenched butthole for 2 hours
>in need of oil
>>679139280
No you all left
>>679129538
Paris Simulator 2015?
>>679129293
Undertale
>>679139314
Call of duty
>>679139314
Amnesia?
>>679139304
Call of duty
> have to escape a creepy complex
> to save a girl who already escape the complex before
> but you have to escape in order to help her escape in the past because timeline is fucked up.
>also pink hair loli
>>679139314
shadowgate
>>679139322
You are all left
>>679125767
Its online but not in this version
Dual disk inside a cartage
Koreans play it religiously
>>679139364
Call of duty
>>679139370
You are all left
>>679139398
Call of duty
>>679139349
Nice
>Skateboard Teen
>Suddenly Reptile
>Kill Shit To Become It
>>679139428
You are all left
>>679126975
Soul reaver
>>679139454
yee
>press X to Jason
>>679139454
You are all left
>>679139003
you've got it m8
NEXT
>alchemy is a thing
>ur a dude that has to complete stupid things in a village
>there's this girl that dicks around aside you that has magical powers
>then yet ANOTHER girl appears (losta cleavage, gotta love it) to join your team
>yfw the world's gonna end soon because of a stupid dude that curses your first grill
>childhood friend gers killed over and over
>Evil teacher
>bad dialogue
>Overrated as fuck
>>679139555
Call of duty
>>679139589
Yandere Simulator
>>679139589
Call of duty
>>679137478
Minecraft
>>679125877
pacman
>>679138864
I have near impossible one for people who aren't weird like me
>punch the Purple Plumber and Catepillar
>cling to the clothes line
>rescue your father from a cage
>fight your family with cookie conveyor belts
>catch surviors of a burning building
>shoot bubbles at a monkey
>cook with your girlfriend
>All in a handheld.
>have you seen this man?
>can you tell me where this neighbourhood is?
>WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME OF LUCKY HIT??!!
>imba Gandhi
>>679139749
>>679139744
>>679139730
Call of duty
>>679137681
Minecraft
>>679139758
Call of duty
robot rabbit fights a bananawearing a tutu
moo moo motherfucker
>>679139758
>>679139759
>>679139759
Call ofmduty
>>679132028
Devil may cry?
>>679139795
Call of duty
>Main character is OP as fuck
>go around and kill baddies
>rumble style
>superman lost to batman
>captain america lost to iron man
>spiderman gets accidentally killed
>>679126905
Lemmings
>>679139837
You all left
>What kind of name is Soap?
>>679132426
Folklore
Well this thread got jacked by some banana autist spamming call of duty
>>679139850
Call of duty
>>679139870
Battlefield
>>679139870
Call of duty
>never play story
>everybody thinks hes good
>shoot shoot shoot
>Call of Duty
>>679139870
>watch as he fucks it up
>>679139617
Nope try again.
>>679139907
He already did.
>>679139905
Call of duty
oh god, the stupid cod players are herw to fuck the thread
goodbye guys, nice to meet you all
>>679138304
Conker's?
>>679139905
Crysis
>>679139815
where in the hell you find Gandhi in call of duty?
>>679139907
Call >>679139939
>>679139913
of duty
>>679139939
yee i saw it just as it was posting
>people do obstacle course shit
>while being chased by zombies
>zombies have this fucking loud and annoying scream when they spawn
>die and you become a zombie
>>679139985
Call of duty
>>679138399
destiny
>>679138399
destiny
>>679139960
Call of duty
>hey
>listen
>>679139993
Gotta give him props tho, he's reading the thread, not just mindlessly spamming.
>>679139953
Good Job
heres another one
>get grenades, but limited
>choose whole kit to play with with flashy colours and skills
>kinda like counterstrike
> Call of Duty
>>679139998
Call of duty
>>679140059
>>679140065
>>679140075
>>679140064
Call of duty
>>679138941
hot wheels stunt track racer
>>679125767
Paperplane
Handicapped Wheelchair Girl
windmills
>>679140064
Agreed.
>>679139905
Battlefield 3
>>679139304
rust
>>679139513
Heavy Rain ,i loved that game
>>679139998
LEFT 4 DEAD. Also, I'm stumped on the alchemy girl curse one.
>>679140190
no, unfortunately. how was Rust?
>>679139465
mortal kombat: the movie?
>>679140209
Wrong
Left 4 dead has obstacle course shit now?
Clue: same engine
>>679139364
999
>you play as yellow guy
>drive around in pink car
>sells propane and propane accessories
>your baby wants to kill your wife
>have alien refugee in your house
>have to become the next avatar to stop the fire nation from dominating the world
>>679139513
JAAAASSOOOOOONNN
>>679128352
Vigilante 8, or maybe carmageddon
>>679140295
KID CHAMELON
>>679140208
Oh I totally missed that one, I ws thrown off thinking someone did Farcry again.
>>679127450
Monopoly....
>>679138455
monkey island
>guys scope in fast to show skill
>MLG 360 xXxW33D5M0K3RxXx
>get rewards for killing multiple people without dying that than kill you more people or do nothing
>not Counterstrike or Battlefield
>>679134538
any of the zelda games
Trying something a little harder
>Everyone calls you nigger without saying nigger
>newfag no matter how long you've been there
>Can't aim a weapon straight
>Silent hill
>>679128972
Mafia?
>reuse 20 year-old characters
>we can into MOBA gaemz now
>Little boy.
>Dressed like a Wally
>Has a twin.
>>679140384
Halo
>>679139555
eff eff 7 or 8 mebbe
>>679126113
Sounds like a game about you in your mother's basement
>Hot chick
>like indiana Jones
>Lara Croft
>>679140323
Eh, depends on how you play, climbing up and down ladders, jumping over rails, it can be Zombie Obstacle Course: The Game.
>>679140453
DOTA
>>679139589
braid
>>679140059
Nigger thats Ocarina of Time.
>>679140462
No you effin scrub, its Call of Duty
>>679139758
Shenmue
>>679139749
wario ware or game n watch. also kys
>>679140408
Call of duty
>>679125767
>Shut the fuck up
>everyone wins.
>every multiplayer game has at least one of these people:
>a: an annoying nigger who's either blasting gay music, talking shit, or both
>b: some kid (sometimes a grown man) that goes fucking beserk when he can't hit a special sniper shot
>c: it's a kid talking a lot of shit, thinking he's good. usually trashy players
>d: children that try to troll people, but this "trolling" consists of being a fucking retard
>e: a faggot playing split-screen
>f: a combination of the above mentioned types of people
>>679140507
nope
>>679139850
injustice
>>679140533
tru
>>679134538
Abe's Odessey
>>679139465
KID CHAMELEON
>>679140597
Sounds like Call of Duty to me?
Could also be GTA online....
>get raped at the end of the game and impregnate girl
>did we just get nuked?
>>679140557
G&W Gallery 4, GBA, correct!
Hold on, ive got one.
>High school kids with major problems
>Shoot themselves in the head at midnight
>Fight monsters with mind pokemon.
>>679140717
DING DING DING! It's Call of Duty
>>679140589
no
>Muh religion
>run like an autistic faggot
>Cities are like 5 feet away but take hours to get to because of shitty draw distance
>>679140730
F.E.A.R.
>>679140289
exactly as you described
>>679140768
Persona 3
>>679140340
dragon ball z: BUDOKAI 3
step it up nigga 2ez
>>679140803
Oh, cool. then I guess you could give yourself half a point.
>Build Castle
>"We are running out of everyting"
>"The people are starving"
>The people start crying on the streets
>"THE ENEMY IS APPROACHING"
>Pick of rotten motherfucker from the middle ages appears
>Either "the Snake" or "the Swine" sends his regards
>>679140384
Xcom 2
>>679136513
nope
>>679136586
yes
>>679140384
quake 3
>>679130268
Medabots. Kuwagata or Rokusho version on gameboy.
>>679140801
it's F.E.A.R 2 but i'll accept it
>>679138304
Conker's bad fur day
>>679140453
hots
>>679140938
Citadele
>>679140493
sonic boom
>death defying hero!
>death ROW defying that is
>don't you fucking step near my picture of a house!
>Oh you're in for it now!
>>679141015
holy crap forgot about medabots, I had a gamecube game, you got to customize your guy and run around as him it was great
>>679140828
Ding.
>sexy daughter is gone
>better helt old lady get her pan
>Tywin Lannister says its his daughter
>>679141032
Considering I've only seen them from an outsiders perspective, I think I did alright. Fuck Alma (Figurativey, not literally)
>>679140800
>>679140408
Anyone? is anyone going to guess it?
>nightelf mohawk
>developers are all living in a psychiatric facility
>travel through time to change the future.
>monsters, swords, magic, and guns
>end of time
>fight
>die
>avoid fight by rush
>die even more
>praise the sun
>>679140597
>every multiplayer game has at least one of these people
>every multiplayer game has
every multiplayer game. final answer
>its cold as balls outside
>burn everything in your fireplace
Wonder if someone knows this one
>>679141189
World of Warcraft?
>>679140768
digimon detectives
>>679141176
i'll go with literally, i'd fuck the shit outta that creepy bitch
>>679140938
Stronghold nigga
>>679141218
Dark Chronicle?
>>679140800
morrowind
>>679141218
Chrono Trigger
>>679141394
Yes
>>679140938
banished
>>679141064
yep
>>679141386
Yep
>>679138224
Life is strange
>have sexy furry sister
>grab jewelry like a jew
>asshat with retarded tattoo want the jewelry for himself
>>679141358
Nice!
Another one
>Snoop Dogg is evil
>have super cool sweater
>Girlfirend gets abducted
>Get rewarded Chain for doing well
>Kill Snoop Dogg
